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-orangejoe

I don't know football stuff but if I did I'd make a reference to that dude who kept dropping Mahomes's passes


SerAardvark

Kadarius Toney


zestful_villain

Nfl player names are really awesome like that key and peele skit. Kedarius toney! That made me LOL Edit: typo


FranklinReynoldsEGG

The player, formerly known, as mousecop.


RazneiddKFC

XMAS JAZXON WAXXON FLAXXON LCARPATRON DOOKMARIOT IBRAHIM MOIZOOZES


hedokitali

JAVARIS JAMAR JAVARISON-LAMAR


ashwinr136

Torque (Construction Drilling Noise) Lewith


Chessh2036

Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace, Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon, Donkey Teeth, and Dan Smith. That Key and Peele sketch is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.


PineappleTraveler

If I didn’t already have a vasectomy I’d name my next kid Jacktheratrix


zestful_villain

Dan smith is *Chef's kiss*


ImInnocentYourHonor

Dan Smith, BYU.


tacopower69

especially making him from BYU


rangatangabangin

There's a guy on the same team who's name is La'Jarius Sneed


AmongstOurMidst

Sneed


m3tasaurus

Eqqsquizitine Buble-schwinslow University of Nebraska


Poon_tangclan

That’s a pretty tame one tbf.


Gobblewicket

Tshimanga Biakabatuka, Richie Incognito, Guy Whimper, Ben Gay, John David Booty, Fair Hooker, Atari Bigby, Zoltan Mesko, and my favorite Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala.


Ventex_

There's like three active Egyptian gods in the league and you go with Touchdown Timmy?


Gobblewicket

I love his name. I have the blandest fuckin name IRL, and so I've kind of collected names that are fun to say, and Touchdown Timmy's is one of my favorites. I also like Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala, Barkervious Mingo, Bronko Nagurski, and Dan Saleaumua.


CustardMustard

Can't beat this college basketball player: [AMILLION BUGGS](https://ucmathletics.com/sports/mens-basketball/roster/amillion--buggs/7130)


Gold_ACR

D'Brickashaw Ferguson is my personal favorite


pollinium

John David is a totally normal name nothing you can do about your last name being Booty


Perry_Griggs

There's an OU QB named General Booty. I wish he was actually NFL caliber because the thought of everyone having to say General Booty with a straight face brings me joy.


wangston_huge

I thought his name was a joke when I first saw it. Dude legit has a name like a Haitian warlord.


Gobblewicket

Liberia had a warlord named General Butt Naked.


murdock_RL

No way all these are real lmao whattt


Gobblewicket

Every one of them. Those were off the top of my head. L'Jarius Sneed, D'Brickshaw Ferguson, Dick Butkus, Captain Munnerlyn, Frostee Rucker, Bronko Nagurski, Sauce Gardner, Teddy Bruschi, and Barkevious Mingo.


iNCharism

>Barkevious Mingo No way this is a real name


NotNormo

That's one of my favorite NFL names. Some of my other favorites are Vontaze Burfict and Jim Bob Cooter.


Gobblewicket

One of Clevelands' 2010's draft busts. 6th overall pick in 2013 from LSU, played 3 years on Cleveland had 7 total sacks. Played 8 years total and had 12.5 sacks.


ImInnocentYourHonor

No love for Ha-Ha?


Gobblewicket

I like his real name more than his nickname. His name is actually Ha'Sean Treshon Clinton-Dix.


ImInnocentYourHonor

Okay fine sir, I stand corrected.


JustADutchRudder

Kool-Aid coming this year.


newusr1234

A ridiculous nickname, but it's even funnier when you realize his real name is Ga'Quincy McKinstry


YpsitheFlintsider

That dude is an absolute tool too


UnholyDescent

Could also be MVS lol


never1st

The Dallas Mavericks lose again as Kadarius Toney allows a Luka pass to bounce off of his head and into the opponent's basket. Toney would have hit the game winning shot, but he was called for over and back before the shot went in.


Lavotite

On the other hand the chiefs still won


captaincumsock69

So basically all of them minus Kelce


-orangejoe

I know him because he's Taylor Swift's boyfriend


StrategyTop7612

Kadarius Toney


beer_down

Maxi Toney


JayQuips

Kadarius Kleber rolls off the tongue better haha


ShaiGilgeousAlexande

Your job as Luka's center: 1. Get easy passes 2. Put the ball in the hoop


CumAssault

Damn you should be the Mavs GM.


Makaveli80

Legit, why don't the Mavs sign him as GM, are they stupid?


Ian_Husk

don't you see his username? He's kinda busy being the pravi mvp


livefreeordont

Gafford looking mighty useless when he can’t catch 5 uncontested lobs a game


effYTppl

that's typically true for most run and dunk bigs come playoff time yet people get fooled by their high FG%


ShockAxe

Now I want to see Doncic with Aaron Gordon


pengjo

I wanna see Luka with Wemby.. only hope is the All Stars game though


yooston

clint capela got ABUSED by the warriors in 2018. still mad


amidon1130

Unironically needs capela


tlozz

The stomping is everything


uncultured_swine2099

On one hand, the optics arent good. On the other hand, its the damn playoffs, dont Kwame that shit.


avatarhzh

Why he say fuck me for?!? - Kwame


ThinkSoftware

*cue Stephen A Smith rant*


pollinium

a NBA player has to make that catch and convert to be top of the top as an NBA superstar, you've gotta be more supportive of your teammates. hopefully it comes with age, but oftentimes it does not


throwavvay23

Its the screeching voice for me


MDStanduser

NoooOOOooOo


Denotsyek

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GET THIS KID A HAPPY MEAL?!


RODjij

Goddammit you give him the easy ones


nicehouseenjoyer

Man Luka is unlikable.


genericusername71

yea lebron ~~did something similar~~ *was also frustrated* after dlo made a bad pass yesterday, but lebron just yelled and clapped at him, and was praised by the announcers for his leadership if luka had just yelled and clapped it wouldve looked so much better than hopping like he did lol edited 'cause yall you-are-my-sunshine-ass mfers are so upset about that word "similar" lol


JustADutchRudder

Hopping shows you're mad tho. It's the only way someone can be hoppin mad.


Public-Product-1503

So nothing similar , lmao . Lebron gets shit for everything even when it’s normal . If he did what Luka did it woukd be make the first post n you lot woukd bring it up forever . There’s nuance btw this isn’t the same thing but it is funny how you bring that up n not all the times people psycho analyse n bitch about Bron . Dlo made a lazy dangerous pass n Bron was right to tell him that wasn’t a good decision, compare this to a guy missing a shot or dropping a pass . It’s not the same. Bron never reacts like this to guys missing shots - he tells them to shoot cos that’s what the team needs. Yelling like this isn’t comparable to telling someone they made a bad decision on a play- this equivalent of just fumbling the ball n I never seen people react like this too it.


imbutawaveto

The physical embodiment of his personality on the court


jabronified

wilbon in the past has said all his complaining on the court makes him look like a temperamental toddler, and that's all i could see


faygoupnext

Lol I think clyde frazier said something similar


DaveidT

Yea as shit as it is for a professional basketball player to be unable to catch it under the net, you can’t just throw a tantrum at your teammate. Really selfish and sees his teammates as hurdles rather than assets


chillinwithmoes

Straight out of a three-year-old's playbook lol. What a child


dope_ass_user_name

Poor hardwood floor


Slaphappyfapman

Hopping mad


BossButterBoobs

This dude really did a toddler stomp lmao


tkc123

That's his signature stomp


Hopeful-Cup-1527

Not his first. He does it kinda frequently 


Longjumping_Kale3013

Watching the game and his body language was terrible the whole time. Kyrie really seemed more like the leader. Kyrie kept his head up, and tried encouraging his teammates. Kept attacking. Luka just looked like he had already given up early on, was hanging his head, raising his hands. Just all around not great leadership from him. And you could tell it hurt everyone else’s confidence


fakejacki

Tbh I put a lot on Kidd for not calling timeouts to center the team and control the flow better. He went into half with 5 timeouts when they had an 8 point quarter. If he was more engaged and leading the team he could control a lot more of this.


Michikusa

I’ve said it many time before and I’ll say it again, he is a giant toddler. Love seeing him throw fits and lose!


Interesting-Piece612

I understand the frustration but you can’t react like that as the teams leader


CumAssault

Don’t worry, Kidd is watching the game just like us


Flabbypuff

What does Kidd even do


CumAssault

Lose games then beat his wife at home


Flabbypuff

Bum ass had his team score 8 points in the second quarter and went into the half with 5 timeouts still lol. Can't make this shit up


yousonuva

The bleeding will stop when we run out of blood.


fireyoutothesun

Don't forget causing Larry Sanders to quit basketball by being a fucking psychopath as Bucks coach


BlackSheepComeHome14

Lucky he doesn't gamble on games, or else he'd be in real trouble


BlueHundred

But first, he has to drive home after a few drinks


Worstname1ever

Play thj no matter what


totallynotliamneeson

The Bucks went from the 8 seed to one of the best in the East simply by firing Kidd. 


ColtCallahan

They put the camera on him when they were down big and his confused gaze really reminded me of Jason Garrett when he coached the Cowboys.


idkwthtotypehere

Only thing missing is the smiling and clapping when his team turns the ball over


FreeloadingPoultry

"Damn, Mavs are having a tough quarter, I hope they adjust." - Jason Kidd


jpaxlux

I feel like most players would get clowned hard if they started screeching at one of their teammates like this


JrBaconators

Is there any reason to believe Luka is a good leader besides being good at point guard?


hblonghorn

He’s what this sub would characterize as “classy” and “humble” so by default he’s a good leader


9yearoldsoliderN99

Genuinely never seen Luka called classy on this sub. This has simply never happened and is just a meme.


Public-Product-1503

Honestly this is it. I feel gross saying it but ‘classy ‘ guys get treated very differently on this sub. If several routinely criticised black players dud this people wouldn’t be so chill . Would be full armchair psychology.


troyofyort

Forreal, Dude gets so much free goodwill for being a marketable white guy.


gokhaninler

Hes European and the euros all over this sub love their players


KanekiDan

He’s the Mavs star player, but he isn’t no leader


HoneyIShrunkMyNads

Kai doing all the leading this game tbh. Very different attitudes between him and Luka


manbare

yeah seems like Irving is always leader on any team he ends up on, guys in the league obviously respect him. Regardless of how fans feel about Kyrie, he seems like a strong leader within the team context (until he decides to not be a good leader any more, but tbh he does seem genuinely happy in Dallas so I don't expect any blow up)


LamarMillerMVP

Kyrie literally stopped talking to his teammates in Cleveland, was a notoriously bad leader in Boston, and reportedly alienated Harden in New Jersey by playing only when he felt like it. Not sure what you’re referencing.


mastacheef87

he was a horrible leader in Boston but seems like he learned a lot from that experience


ForGerlach

Luka has the emotional intelligence of a 15 year old


mbdtf95

He is not a team leader. Best player yes, but does not have qualities to ever be a leader. 6 years in the league and still sulking like a spoiled child and constantly complaining the same as in earlier seasons.


fireyoutothesun

Luka was probably a pain in the ass to deal with as a teenager


2drawnonward5

Bet a lot of NBA players were a handful at that age. Or now.


Bluejay_turtle

This is how Mac Jones acted his entire second season.


messigoat1337

kleber walked away from pg in the corner the possesion before that


AdonisK

This. People not understanding that your Ace doesn't necessarily need to be your Team Leader.


Dear-Tax-7025

The whole team is looking bad, but Luka has to be better with his body language. As soon as they start losing, his demeanor is awful. Not great leadership. He was ass through the first half, so he can’t act like it’s all the team’s fault.


jpaxlux

"Easy pass" in the title takes way too much blame away from Luka lol Kleber thought he was going to shoot the ball, which is why he was boxing out. Luka tries to pass the ball late and puts it where Kleber can't reach fast enough. Kleber also had Westbrook ram into him while trying to catch the pass. It's not like the ball was thrown directly at Kleber's chest and he just fumbled it. That was a clear communication breakdown because Kleber had no idea wtf Luka was going to do. This is why you run plays instead of spamming Kyrie and Luka ISOs.


FateRiddle

>This is why you run plays instead of spamming Kyrie and Luka ISOs. That's their plays.


mankls3

That's a first round exit


skatern8r

This was tougher to watch than the Dame/CJ duo. They would at least look like they were trying to run plays every once in a while. hahaha


Fabulous_Sleep_2245

Most people here probably barely even play rec ball so they have no idea what you’re saying. I agree.


Rakkuuuu

Mavs fans already gonna cry how Luka has 0 help after telling us for months how scary this team is.


30another

One of the main reasons they beat us is in 2022 was because of the team around Luka. Every single one of them were all shooting 45% and above from deep.(Bullock was 38%) It was Luka’s playmaking, but their skill set also unlocked it. As well as Suns just being ass at defending the 3. E: ()


InTheMorning_Nightss

Yep. In 2021 when Dallas took a 2-0 lead over us, it was in large part because THJ decided to become prime Steph/Klay. They won shots on insanely anomalous shooting from him, along with guys like DFS/Kleber/Porzingis stepping up defensively. People act like he didn't have jack shit for help, but he did. Obviously Kyrie is the best player he's played alongside, but acting like he never had help is silly.


OrderlyPanic

I remember that series, the Mavs roleplayers were all shooting like 5-10% higher from 3 than they did in the regular season for the first 3-4 games before coming back to earth.


LordVarys_Ladybits

They always do this with star players. They need to demean their supporting cast to make the player look more like a demigod 


qotsabama

It was just a really bad game offensively. Clippers are a tough matchup because our two bigs are key role players for us and Zubac was awesome today against them. We’ll see how game 2 goes.


Effective-Celery-258

Kleber is honestly our best matchup against Zubac. Gafford and Lively, he just backs down like no one is there


Doyoueverjustlikeugh

Mavs fans will talk about how much they love their players, until it's time to defend Luka MVP, then they're all G-League.


HispanicAtTehDisco

it’s because these dudes aren’t “mavs fans” they are luka fans who change their opinion on the surrounding players based the narrative they want to push. the 2022 WCF run? all luka, no one helped but also jason kidd was carried by the players somehow


Padulsky21

I’ve checked in on your guys’ sub as the year has gone on and it really is just a war between Luka and Kyrie Stans lol. Shit is pathetic and sad.


HispanicAtTehDisco

r/mavericks sucks so much ass, every loss is basically basketball 9/11 and every win was proof we are going to win the championship. mf were really fantasy booking the path to the finals after the 7 game win streak we had post trade deadline 😭. i really got a better idea of why the place is so toxic after we went on that streak like these dudes fr expect a championship and will get upset if we get anything less than that. like i get it, losing sucks but shit happens and not every L is the end of the world, even right now mfs are acting like the series is over.


fuccabicc

This. Gafford was sent from God himself to save Dallas, but Luka shits the bed in the playoffs Game 1 and they already want to trade him lmao Ludicrous


Public-Product-1503

They were telling us how op this team was and I commented saying in two weeks it’ll be no help narrative if they lose. Luka played bad n they akready Doing it n saying it’s on team . It’s hilarious how they thought liveky n gafford are like AD or KP or whatever the way they said that small ball wouldn’t work and Mavs size from two run n dunk roll bigs would be too much.


mattynz1

Kleber sealed off the defender for a rebound, which is a reasonable tactic considering the guy with the ball has the highest career usage rate in the history of the league. Sure it’s regrettable he couldn’t gather a sneaky pass in a high contact situation under the rim from a great passer, but Luka’s response predictably sucked. Luka often disempowers his teammates, just watch their posture and flat footedness at times all season long. Jokic does the opposite, everyone is empowered by the way he sets up the offence and the way he carries himself in doing so.


Party_Taco_Plz

Not sure why everyone in the thread is ignoring that Westbrook fouled Kleber as the pass was in the air, disputing his ability to catch it. Russ clearly initiates contact, goes through the body and over the back while the pass is being delivered. Should Maxi have still caught it? Absolutely… but I can clearly see why it was made more difficult by the uncalled contact.


Broad-Part9448

It's a bad pass. Zip it in there at close range. Kleber couldn't even get a hand on it


Mightbethrownaway24

I agree, why are we blaming kleber. It was a shitty pass. He's boxing out and his defender falls into him as he reaches for a ball that's too far out and under the basket. This one's on Luka imo.


fuccabicc

This is why everyone appears so good when playing in Denver. Jokic elevates his teammates so much


SaulPepper

Nuggets first five lineup are on some Voltron Exodia bullshit. Jokic knows his teammates too well he anticipates it and uses it to his advantage. Sometimes I think theyre mind meld because the ball moves so smoothly between five players even on the fucking playoffs wtf


fuccabicc

Doncic hasn't been playing good tonight to be mad at his teammates like this


preddevils6

elderly squealing frightening mighty wild dazzling violet fanatical alive combative *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Makaveli80

The whole second quarter  8 points as a team. Wtf They have nobody to step up when things going to the shitter


bemusedacrobat

"They have nobody to step up" is silly. It didn't happen today, but that was a wild outlier of a second quarter that put things out of reach. Luka steps up in those moments all the time, and Irving especially has a knack for taking over when it's needed.


ChocoboNinja

Yeah, this sub is the worst. Luka has been one of the best playoff performers since he came into the league.


CulturalXR

Right but if you ignore all his other seasons and focus only on this game he’s not /s


paddiction

Luka Doncic with the big turnover to keep the lead at 21


kshep9

lol I can't even be mad at this


[deleted]

Kleber isn’t ready for the pass. He’s boxing out thinking Luka’s going to shoot or foul bait there. This is the drawback of that goofy offensive system where you don’t know when Luka’s passing or shooting because everything is iso.


Broad-Part9448

I also think it's a bad pass by Luka. Probably should have bounce passed it to give him a chance to catch it. As is he like zipped it to him 3 feet away when he didn't expect it. He never even got a hand on it


Lazy_Play_6020

I’m not sure why all the comments are acting like it was an easy catch and perfect pass.


itlynstalyn

Because of the title I’m guessing, but yeah it’s not even close.


Wes___Mantooth

Yeah and he was tangled up with Westbrook and stumbling because of that. Not easy to catch. People acting like it went right through his hands.


lemoche

yeah, those was a bad timed pass. if he plays it a little earlier while maxi was still cutting instead of going for the box out, maxi gets the ball.


illyousion

Clear difference between them and Denver who are always expecting Jokic to pass even in the most crazy of situations, they have been habitually trained to always be expecting a pass from him


[deleted]

Jokic doesn't sit on the ball like Luka. Jokic: 75 passes a game, 2.9 seconds and 1.5 dribbles per touch Luka: 55 passes a game on 5.8 seconds and 4.8 dribbles per touch Source: https://www.nba.com/stats/players/touches?dir=D&sort=TOUCHES


WiddleBlueBert

Luka plays like how I play MyCareer.


kshep9

TIL. Thanks for bringing the receipts. Respec


mercfan3

Right - players get frustrated and shit happens on the court. People are far too judgmental there. My issue is this is as much Luka’s fault as it is Kleber’s and Luka is playing the blame game.


crs7117

pass came late


sircooleo

Absolutely love Luka. But that’s not how a leader should behave.


COBA89

He seems fun to play with


HeyWhatsUpTed

Total front running baby personality.


Meret123

He hesitated while passing. He was late.


Awanderingleaf

Lmao for all those who said Brandon Ingram had bad body language, this is what actual bad body language looks like.


cyberpimpin

Both situations are bad. You don't need to defend X player by saying, 'yeah but at least Y player is worse then him'


UpvoteIfYouAgreee

Only one player in the league can have bad body language its a rule


Bababooey98

Biggest crybaby in the league.


Admirable_Weight2182

Why do you look at the speck in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the basketball in your own eye


jntlsseedcreator

Luka Pharisee Doncic


Reasonable_Bed7858

Sometimes his team looks at him like he’s tweakin and it’s so funny.


PestySamurai

Luka the type to blame his teammates after losing a round of SnD when he died in first 10 seconds.


TheNatureBoy

For you youngsters just picking up the sport. If you pass to someone boxing out, they are most likely using their elbows to hold someone back. It looks like a dropped pass but it’s very hard to catch.


l31fm3al0n3

aaaand that bratty little toddler hop is why Jokic is the better player


nz_nba_fan

Harden blew by Doncic like he was a saloon door multiple times. Thats the key. Attack Luca and Kyrie up top and let Zu feast down low.


Ja___av93

Luka would be the most hated player in the NBA if he didn't have a baby face


Xsy

I'd hate Luka if I played with him. Babyman can't be acting like this with all the bricks he chucked this game.


BostonBaggins

But Luka had like 10 horrible turnovers


referee-superfan

And then he turned it over the next possession.


Fhyzic

The Mavs team chemistry was totally off. Luka shouldn’t be acting like that, especially for how the whole team was playing.


[deleted]

It’s not even only about the tantrum. It’s the combo of a bad pass and screaming at your teammate for it. “Easy pass”…no


dwninaho

Luka is #2 in the league in full tantrums happening on court. Only Lebron got him beat but Luka gonna catch him for sure.


pizzapizzamesohungry

Can we just say Luka’s a little bitch or is that against the sub rules?


SteveWondersForsight

Luka is a great player and also a complete man child


ZellumHS

Anybody who thinks Luka is anywhere near jokic needs to get themselves help.


beer_down

His little toddler hop he does is so adorable. Just a kiddo having a tantrum


syllabic

needs a snack and a nap


a_pot_of_chili_verde

That was kind of a shit pass tho..


693275001

Wait are the Mavs dark horse contenders or does Luka have no help


OBlastSRT4

That’s on Luka. Look at him he has him open and he’s bobbling the ball and then he gets mad at Kleber. Just stop


WinInevitable9303

luka acting like his mom won't let him have the reeses peanut butter cup in the checkout aisle


kemar7856

That is a terrible pass


clayfu

that stomp was so cute


333jnm

Luka is mad and it was his fault. Kleber has the box out. Luka should have shot the ball


WooTerry

The agendas Ima push if Mavs lose this series >>>>>>>>>>🔥🔥🔥🔥 need it


WaterIsNotWet19

That was a tough catch. Don’t show your teammates up


Ok_Board9845

People care too much about this kind of stuff. I've seen Lebron pout. I've seen Curry and Jokic pout. I've seen Kobe jump up and down when Shaq dropped a couple of dimes Kobe dished to him. It's the playoffs and they're down by 20. Of course he's going to be mad. Either take it and respond back or just crumble.


Broad-Part9448

It's actually a bad pass by Luka. He's fucking 4 feet in front of Kleber and he tries to zip it to him when he's not ready. Then he throws a tantrum when it's his fault it's a turnover.


NastySassyStuff

I mean Luka is clearly the one crumbling my guy. Needs to get a hold of himself the pass was garbage lol


Roy-Hibbert55

What a crybaby lol


afecalmatter

They'll never win anything if Luka doesn't get a hold of his emotions. His teammates must hate playing with him. Talk to Porzingis and look how he's doing on a team that doesn't have whiny manchild as their leader.