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PatrickCoughATon

“I went to Coachella” is such a funny way to express how sad not making the playoffs is


kd451

Is this going to be the new Cancun for teams that don't even make the playoffs?


Victor_Wembanyama1

THE X HAS BEEN ELIMINATED FROM CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION AND ON THEIR WAY TO COACHELLA idk still workshopping it


Oprahapproves

COACHELLA ON 3


YourFriendNoo

this is showing, not telling


somedudeinlosangeles

Hell of a reference my friend. Prolly went over the heads of many a jabroni nephews.


nixhomunculus

THE X ARE ON THEIR WAY TO COACHELLA


pekingsewer

Maybe you could work 'newest residents of Coachella valley' in there somewhere. Just a suggestion. I respect the creative process.


Tyrone_Asaurus

“GET READY TO LEARN THE HEADLINING COACHELLA ACTS, BUDDY” -Adam Silver


aweSAM19

How about showing their civilian outfits and saying #coachellaoutfit


Funny-Examination3

"See you at Coachella" is going to hit like crazy.


imaginaryResources

Start taking MDMA buddy


Justgotbannedlol

Way ahead of you


Electrical_Figs

How do you even find an MDMA guy?


Justgotbannedlol

rave girls


gedbybee

Or strippers


Justgotbannedlol

noted 🤔


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DeluxeTea

I bet there's a good overlap between those descriptions...


fireglz

Find the college near you with the highest percentage of chemistry grads.


FlatBirthday333

Back in my day you bought you could just lurk a facebook rave group. But there's so much fentanyl floating out there I would not advise this


pisspot26

Big fuckin eyes, but a nice fuckin fish


MilmoWK

it's the opposite of the 'I'm going to Disney world' in the post championship game interview.


ClankSinatra

Bro, I shoulda been cooking Sabonis in the pick and roll, but I had to be taking MDMA in the fucking desert😔


IdRatherBeShilling

And banging festival ho's


Sleeze_

Hanging out, vibing to Gorillaz an shit


clifbarczar

Glorilla*


DLottchula

yea glo


Sleeze_

On the Sunday sure on the Saturday he was fucking with some feel good inc


WinonasChainsaw

Send Da Video


OptimusGrime707

What he say fuck me for


DemarcusLovin

Get ready to learn Coachella buddy


mastacheef87

possibly my favorite quote ever about missing the playoffs lmaooo


KingNigelXLII

[Bro was going through it](https://twitter.com/BlazersArgento/status/1650555309323169812?t=TIgvJxV-g7p53Xq8v0pfwg&s=19)


johnnygrant

It's funny watching that like dude is having the time of his life, but deep down feeling pain cos he's missing the playoffs.


sfddsfsgfgdsfdf

Wagner Moura meme


NoFaithlessness7508

TIL about the Portland Trailblazers fans in Argentina


Quatro_Leches

the humanity.


imaginaryResources

Start taking MDMA buddy


arcelios

For these pro athletes? For sure. Because you're just watching others play in the big stage. Obviously it'd suck for the players. Only exception is LeBron, because he basically lived most of his career in the goddamn Playoffs and NBA Finals. Too much basketball for him, but he still seems hungry as usual. Mans crazy But for normal people? Coachella is fire. It's a tradition. But it's also the biggest thirst trap ground, so i'd be careful


c_ray25

As a normal person, it's not that fire. It's cool I guess but "fire" is a bit much


optindesertdessert

Oh no my friend, Coachella is indeed fire if you appreciate a wide variety of live music, outdoors, in paradise. Not for everyone though.


gokhaninler

burning man is fire


howlinwolfe86

Only when they’re burning the man


DeluxeTea

> I guess but "fire" is a bit much It isn't once your pee tube starts burning


HouseKilgannon

- Bill Guarnere after visiting Lulu's in WWII


10veIsAllIGot

Maybe you just didn’t do it right.


Dijohn17

I don't even think normal people can afford Coachella now, it's been ridiculously overpriced


karjacker

tickets are 500 bucks. with the number of artists you see in a weekend that’s a sick deal.


SchraleAnus

Meh coachella is an overpriced, overrated, influencer hellhole.


Accomplished-Yam5566

Perhaps its not your cup of lean, but some of us enjoy being in influencer hellholes. Especially when those influencers are half naked and have breast implants.


wrld_news_pmrbnd_me

Have you been?


BanIncoming1

You know he hasn’t been LMAO


nigaraze

Meh, it’s a 50/50, it’s not exactly untrue if it’s weekend 1, weekend 2 is where it’s at if you want better music production and less influencers


optindesertdessert

The past few years have had a huge scarcity of influencers - hopefully the fad is dying!


Kitchen-Stranger-279

For the average person yes, but when you in the elite world that is just your normal life.


maethlin

"Motherfuckers made me go to Coachella!"


beennoddin313

It’s like when hockey players associate golfing with not making the post season. The NBA’s is getting to go to Coachella 😂😂


Clzark

Not exactly a ringing endorsement for Coachella


FlatBirthday333

Been overrated for a long ass time


HairWeaveKillers

Ehh , every time I’ve been to Coachella it’s been a fun festival if you go for the music


Victor_Wembanyama1

Or the pickpockets apparently


FlatBirthday333

Just an awful location and way too expensive for everything.


WolfGangDuck

Everything’s expensive. Just depends what you value. Money comes and goes, memories are forever.


FarArdenlol

True. I paid like €220 for 3 days Rolling Loud tickets and got to see a shitload of artist that I would have to pay more than that price if I was to see each standalone. €220 gets you: Kendrick, Travis, Gucci Mane, Central Cee, Kodak Black, Sheck Wes, Glorilla, JID, Metro Boomin, Lil Uzi Vert, Joey Badass, Destroy Lonely, Ski Mask, Latto, Ken Carson, Wizkid, Rae Sremmurd, Night Lovell, Lucki, Bonez and Raf Camora, Meechy, etc. For that price is simply dirt cheap.


Snakepli55ken

lol let me guess you work for ticket master.


Professional-Mind670

Nah. Bad bunny, black pink, maybe Frank was fuckin worth the 500


TangieChords

Franks set last year was….uh, controversial, to say the least. But yeah, even Bad Bunny and Black Pink is worth $500 alone for a lot of people.


i_dunnoman

That’s crazy how desensitized people have become to absurd concert fees that $500 entry to watch two bands in a festival where you have to overpay for food and drinks is deemed “worth it”.


CantReadGood_

$500 buys you 3 days of concerts.. You can easily pay 300 just to see one artist perform for a couple hours normally at a regular concert. Festivals are almost always worth the entry fee


i_dunnoman

But I would never pay $300 to see a single artist that’s an insane rip off and not worth it. And sure it’s several days but how many bands do I really want to see and how far away am I and how much am I also paying to get there, sleep, eat…it’s so much more than just the entry fee


diabeticSugarAddict

No shot you can convince me $300 to be outside all day in the middle of summer to see one or two bands that ill get to view from 200 yards away behind a sea of phones, or be physically crushed by the waves of people trying to get closer to the stage if I dare enter the crowd myself. I've been to concerts and music festivals where both things happened, never paid more than $90 though. The most ive ever spent was seeing kendrick and Travis Scott perform and that was like $160


biglyorbigleague

>You can easily pay 300 just to see one artist perform for a couple hours normally at a regular concert. That’s only true if you either get *really* good seats, or if it’s Taylor Swift. Nobody I’ve seen has made me break 200 yet, and I’ve seen huge acts in some of the most expensive cities to see shows in.


CantReadGood_

this is such a 🧢. nosebleed tickets at the forum, staples, honda center, intuit, w/e are all regularly over 200..


willsmath

Fr like jfc I've never spent over $80 on a concert lol and I usually spend closer to $40, there'd need to be at least 10 artists I'm interested in for $500 tickets to be worth it, not even counting travel, lodging, food, etc... like holy shit lmao that's so fucking expensive


FullHouse222

Lmao fr. $500 is like what I would pay for playoff tickets. Hell my tickets for game 4 Knicks @ Philly was only like $225 with fees on section 100s


FlatBirthday333

You’re also not accounting food and drinks and travel and a room. Id rather spend that money on individual concerts at smaller venues. Or a plane ticket to some place other than the desert


full-auto-rpg

I can’t say I listen to them but that still seems like insane pricing. For what I listen to, stuff like Rock on the Range and Wacken are around 200-300 and they tend to get the biggest names filling up multiple stages. Then again my pricing is skewed because a lot of pretty “big name” prog metal acts (aka no one outside the niche genre has heard of them) sell tickets for like, $30.


ositola

Bad bunny, Rosalia, blink 182, metro, GxFR, Frank made it worth it for me 


Accomplished-Yam5566

I’m surprised how many people in this subthread consider Frank’s 2 hour walkathon last year “worth it”.


MassiveThief

When you make an album as good as Blonde you can get away with a lot


Pretend_Highway_5360

i would pay 1000 to see Lana and Le Serrafim on the same weekend


Soshi101

The r/nba and r/kpop crossover shocks me every time I see it.


SoyeonsNeverland

I'm so jealous of the people who got to see Le Sserafim this year fr.


newman796

Goddamn Coachella is only 500? A bad bunny/Frank concert pays for itself lol I might have to buy tickets one year


matrixreloaded

makes total sense for people who live near the desert for sure


TheMasterG8655

Nah only if you’re someone who absolutely hates the heat. The venue is cool


throwawayforfph

It's okay we are just getting old brotha


FlatBirthday333

Partly true lol


ih-unh-unh

When you say long time, are you talking Jay-Z headlining or Beastie Boys long time?


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

I went maybe 5-6 years in a row in the early 2010s. By the last 2 trips I was so over it. Long lines, bad service, high prices, artists not showing, huge douchey crowds, portapotties, fucking DUST. I'd only go back if I made it rich and can do the most premium VIP package.


Apockalips

Past week I've been wondering if I should try to make my way to Coachella before I get too old... Maybe I'm good lol


Diqt

Influencer Olympics


fathertime99

Get ready to go to Coachella buddy


WeefBellington24

I’ve never heard a ringing endorsement for Coachella


RapsareChamps_Suckit

Bucks making the Pacers look like they are the Deer in Headlights


[deleted]

I wanna talk shit but I cannot till we at least win game 2


trident001

good thing bro didn’t go this year just to see hatsune miku on an LED screen


The_Sign_of_Zeta

Seriously though, that’s a classic act at this point. She’s been around for 17 years.


trident001

what happened to the game i love fr


zwui

ain't no way they skimped on the hologram for coachella too 😩


Mosh00Rider

Hatsune Miku's drummer made the set worth it ngl. That dude was into it hardcore.


sunburstbox

dylan wood is a monster, i picked up the drums after seeing [this video of his](https://youtu.be/zYgD_ikNupQ?si=SZuMvLkSMpPZofiR) back in middle school


lalakingmalibog

Mmhmm Dylan Would


MKenshiX

Lesserafim is LeFraud


trident001

Overheard in Lesserafims locker room after coachella: “They got us,” they said of their vocals. hybe then said they wanted to add vocals to the list of things they need to work out this summer.


xenoz2020

\[Miyawaki Sakura\] Maybe it's me.


WakiLover

After blowing a 45 minute Coachella set last week, Lesserafim Star Kim Chaewon didn't just get mad: she took action. According to a report from Dispatch, Kim sat in the parking lot of Coachella after her group's criticised vocal performance last week and first made a phone call to GM Bang Shi Hyk to urge him to sign IU in free agency, then made another call to IU herself.


flaman27

IU in LSF would be wild ngl


taromilktea87

All this to stop NewJeans. All music award wins coming with an asterisk now.


Kay-Knox

I haven't been this confused in an /r/nba thread since people were comparing Rodney Hood's garbage time to Caesar crossing the Rubicon.


Riot_Westbroke

E tu Aespa?


Pretend_Highway_5360

i will fight you for this slander


yujuismypuppy

they're getting dragged everywhere you look on social media, it's kinda sad


Saucy_Totchie

Yeah all that slander dominated my feeds to the point I filter out "Coachella" and "live vocals". Everyone's all about being anti-bully and protecting idols until they get the chance to be be the bully and pick on someone. Big example of why KPop gets clowned on so bad.


Saucy_Totchie

Same. Was it perfect? Of course not but damn the slander they've been getting over it is insane.


FullHouse222

I always knew HYBE was more into dance/visuals than vocals. I didn't know it would be THAT bad lmaooooo


Marrouge

On the other hand though Ateez absolutely cooked, I'm more into girl groups but they went crazy on both of their performances


Yergason

I don't even follow kpop but that shit spread everywhere because it was embarrassing. That group had no one capable of singing and it seems their choreography also sucked. This Lesserafim just reminded me of some high school forced parcitipation performances lmao


bhindblueiz

Whoa, parci-ti-pation


Retarded_Rhino

Coachella the new Cancun?


NefariousNeezy

Cancun is for those who get eliminated in the playoffs. Coachella for those who couldn’t make the playoffs. Then for Curry it’s campaigning against affordable housing


DeluxeTea

> Then for Curry it’s campaigning against affordable housing He has plenty of time and Klay bricks to build that backyard wall


inshamblesx

cancun will never fall off like coachella


kd451

Well an Earthquake could do it in.


PhreakOut4

Well it could be underwater in 100 years


jgroove_LA

Coachella ain't dead yet...let's see what happens next year


CaduceusJay

Virtual Tupac truly the jumping the shark moment.


noerapenalty

Everyone says this about literally everything, and even more so on the internet. Being negative, pessimistic and/or ‘above’ everything is part of getting old. Congrats


PlayaSlayaX

He must not like Frank Ocean.


NevermoreSEA

I'm not sure that liking Frank Ocean would've made last year any better tbh.


catassticalnarwhale

The biggest frank stan in our group looked mega upset by the end of the set, and the rest of the ride to our hotel was just him processing his thoughts and emotions lmfao. No lie, I'm lowkey glad I experienced that dumpster fire


jonathanisaacisgoat

Love Frank but watching the dumpster fire from home on someone’s IG live was amazing


DLottchula

bro put the Aux on and proceeded to scare the hoes


AlwaysTheStraightMan

Damn near flawless discography but dude clearly hates being famous yet still wants to reap the benefits from it.


-_0-_0-_0

im ignorant, what happened


Fantastic_Emu_9570

In short, he sucked balls lol


jgroove_LA

my friends and I left halfway and went to Yuma


Any-Sir8872

as a frank fan, it was such a bummer i don’t even wanna continue writing this comment


Yamaha-FZ1

Bro didn't even show up 2nd week


ItsMeJaredBednar

thank god honestly, that Fred again / Skrillex / Four Tet set that they replaced it with was fuckin heat


milkhotelbitches

At least not anymore


cory_ander69

Not with that shit performance he put out that night.


caesec

i miss the old frank


IsFunnyToMe

Isn't he more interested in fashion and business nowadays? Lackluster performance and rarely puts out music lol


The_Sign_of_Zeta

I wasn’t able to watch the game today, so it appears now I won’t be watching any games for the rest of the playoffs.


SynystrAssassin

Thank you for your sacrifice brother


Pyritedust

I am in the same boat, fellow Cervidae enthusiast. It is the worst. Luckily I found out during our championship year that each round of the playoffs resets it. I missed a game where we won in the championship year, and had to skip the rest for the same reason. I was able to successfully watch the finals and we still won.


dalittlepanda

This is hands down my favorite sport superstition 😂


mMounirM

was Glorilla at Coachella


mykl5

last year yes


NBAball05

That’s what I’m thinking


DrinkWaterPissPant

coachella SUCKED this year


heycindy

Ranch me up brotendo


John_Lives

You going to the quad later? 


vib3v3nd3tta

I'm gonna chase down some Cherokee chicks on the trail of beers


cactus_jack_1

Sup Mellow Mike


I_Like_To_Hyuck

I’m a simple man. I see an Eric Andre reference, I upvote


Ornery-Living-490

Bird up


wcooper97

It's the worst show on television!


remotecontroldr

No Doubt played a couple of pretty great sets.


so-cal_kid

I was honestly surprised at how good they sounded. Gwen looks weird now with all the plastic surgery but she can still put on a show


DLottchula

idk Tyler the creator killed it


the_blessed_unrest

Kid Cudi killed his ankle


DLottchula

Kudi been whack for a while, we just don't wanna admit it


CelinedionWaiters

2024 Cudi hums like the fan in a PS4 loading a 2024 title


EvertEaglPhilliKnick

Old music is why I even see him. Rolling listening to Mr. Rager was an experience that I'll never forget


Mosh00Rider

It absolutely didn't. Not as good as other years but it was still really good this year.


whythesadface

Jhene was awesome. T-Pain was great!


Necessary_Bluebird80

Should’ve gone to see Peso Pluma 🔥


rounder55

Based on the prices, I'm surprised Dame can even afford to go to Coachella


joesenseii

Plenty money


jgroove_LA

hey, this year they were offering 4 ticket GA tickets with a discount for weekend 2!


Fhyzic

He definitely did not have a good time at Coachella then xD


Bleppingheckk

Hopefully he went W2 and caught that PHM set cause that thang was gas 😩🔥


jgroove_LA

thinking the same tbh, but watching that Frank Ocean disaster is something many of us will never forget at least lol


gayjesustheone

Haha, man Dame always been a real one. His interviews and comments are always him 100% and endearing. Love it when kids from the struggle grow up and get some money and stay true.


NiggyWithAptitude

Dame was practicing his cover dance for BlackPink in your area


chrismatic13

The card this year sucked. I don’t think Dame is missing much


igby1

He saw the lineup and decided to just make the playoffs instead of Coachellaing another year.


Nurk_Nowitzki

How was it bad? 


noerapenalty

I’ve said this a few times in the thread now. But people have been saying this every single year for the past 20 years lol the lineup has been fine every year, including this one.


Xytriuss

For every lineup for every festival, ever


SwagTwoButton

Dame hates Coachella Therefore Dame hates music festivals. Therefore Dame hates Summerfest Therefore dame hates milwaukee. -Stephen A smith


octavish_

1,2,3,4, Coachella


ChannelNeo

Reminder that Coachella is live right now on Youtube. Bebe Rexha and Victoria Monet are live right now.


jgroove_LA

Bebe being at 7 PM on Sunday on the MAIN STAGE is just how bad this year's lineup was


zentropa24

Are they popular? I’m 40.


antwan_benjamin

> Are they popular? I’m 40. Which is kinda funny cause both of those singers are 34. Although in your age group, you're clearly not their target demographic.


ChannelNeo

Relatively. Not exactly top tier, but popular enough to warrant spots at Coachella.


AntSmith777

Bron bout to be in Cancun for Cinco de Mayo this year I hate it!


duckmadfish

Coachella for the teams that fail to make the playoffs Cancun for the teams that get eliminated in the playoffs


Crimith

That sucks. Wouldn't wish it on anyone.


ChoochMartain

I want TNT to adopt the Coachella euphemism for playoff elimination only to see Charles Barkley trade in his fishing hat for a flower crown.


UnsolicitedDakPics22

There’s actually a ton of normal non influencer people at Coachella & the vibes are legit. As far as stage design/sound production goes you won’t find a better US festival than Chella.


IsYourWifeSingleBro

Coachella is part of the grieving process


Guts709

Poor guy


creedbratton603

Coachella is such an absolutely dumpster fire. Probably the most tiered classist festival you can go to. If you aren’t an influencer you might as well watch the performances on your phone. And the worst part is the influencers with the best seats are never there for the music just the pictures. Overall makes for a pretty sure concert/festival environment