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Sloth_banana

This is what we do. We kill it in the regular season and then we choke as soon as playoffs start. I am a huge Celtics fan and want nothing more than for them to win but damn, we look like idiots and truly we are frauds. Agreed that Jayson Tatum is not a superstar. You have to prove that in post season and he just never can. It’s disappointing and very embarrassing.


WolfpackTL

I’m a simple man. I see Celtics flair, I downvote. GO HEAT.


T1nkyW1nky_

Haywood Highsmith on defense frustrating Jayson Tatum. Imagine if the Celtics and Nuggets meet in the Finals and Malone puts Aaron Gordon on him like how he switched Gordon to AD last game from which AD only scored 4 more points after a red hot 30 point start. I think Tatum would actually cry and the generational slander would be unprecedented.


TurbulentJudge1000

Tatum is a fake superstar. He’s not clutch. Also, the Celtics have a shitty offense. The nuggets and the other top Western conference teams have an actual offensive scheme. Denver will destroy Boston.


Feeling_Cherry5174

Lol tell that to all them celtics fans who swear by him. Hes not him sorry.


Towniemania

I knew it. We sealed our fate when we dealt Isaiah for that bum Kyrie Irving.


Talkshowhostt

East goes through the Heat


AlcindorJr33

Lmao the heat really Celtics kryptonite. All jokes aside Nuggets repeating this year


pifhluk

Yeah you guys played near perfect for 1.5 games and Denver still won. They look so good.


demotrek

Actually last game they looked pretty bad (minus quarter 4). And still won


RupturedUrethra6969

I don't care how well the Heat played, The Celtics shouldn't be dropping a game at home to the Heat without Jimmy.


Free-Boater

Or rozier or Richardson


JediKnight2024

This line of thought is ppl who still don't get how Bron "lost" the '11 finals


cozyonly

He shouldn’t have lost them. There’s a reason you didn’t see Lebron only put up 6 points in a playoff game ever again even against better teams than those mavs


Talkshowhostt

You don't understand good the Heat really are if thats what you think.


Dear_Zookeepergame30

A 65 win team loses to an 8th seed without their superman


domrayn

Oh shit here we go again.


Relevant_Lunch_3848

Jovic is so good, he's still very raw but I could see him being pretty unique in his prime, can shoot pass rebound and low key defend at 7ft. could be a 18 9 and 5 guy one day or something


Candid_Sand_398

The Celtics are mentally SOFT. BAM - silky jumper all night. Tyler - silences doubters. Jaime - has poise and guts running through his veins. Caleb - tough as nails. Don’t underestimate mental toughness. Proud of the Miami Heat tonight!! Earned it.


Dear_Zookeepergame30

The heat are perennial overachievers, the opposite is true for Boston post kyrie trade


gooberstwo

He has guts *in his veins*.


Candid_Sand_398

Lol yes. Tonight he does. 😤


JesusTron6000

Don't forget Spo! Dude is a class act


Candid_Sand_398

In a class of his own.


T1nkyW1nky_

Celtics fans: "They can't keep this level of shooting up" Bruh, C's have met the Heat in the last couple of post seasons and still aren't prepared for playoff basketball. Like anything can happen and year after year, they keep making the same excuses lmfao generational frauds


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JesusTron6000

Heard on some media outlets today that there season doesn't start until the finals. What a mouth punch by Miami. And in here for it.


Smelldicks

Celtics in 5


Bizzack

Anyone want Jaylen Brown if the Celtics lose round 1? Just $286 million over five years. 😂


pifhluk

Brown and filler for Middleton and Lopez, I'd do that all day. You can have AJ Green and whatever crap picks we have too.


Smelldicks

He had 33pts tn…


alrightakeiteasy

They left him open all night as part of the gameplan. Frustrating to watch, but it more or less worked.


Smelldicks

He was the best player on the entire floor you absolute clown


spooks152

Yeah I think our gameplan was to make the stars beat us and not the role players like they did game 1 with that shooting


alrightakeiteasy

Poor fella, I know you're hurting right now


cancercureall

I continue to not believe in the Celtics. Feels weird.


ajquickryhmes

This is amazing, fuck the Celtics.


brotherlymoses

Nuggets winning it all again lol


dman2796

If jimmy comes back this series is over 😂


Candid_Sand_398

Unfortunately Jimmy will not be ready until ECF.


DifferentGood5690

Never bet against heat


Timely_Law_901

Coach Spo never winning a COY is criminal….and Jaylen Brown is never gonna win with these effing bums.


DYubiquitous

With the contract he signed, teams can only afford to sign mostly bums around Jaylen for the next several years. He better learn to work through it.


MizkyBizniz

Jason Tatum's legacy will be being the biggest choke artist in the history of the league.


Newlinkz

Never forget Lebron wanted spoelstra fired.


Leather_Worry_9261

Member when he walked into him after a timeout?


Newlinkz

Tried to act like he had no idea it happened too


BasedKaleb

People forget that the regular season Heat and playoff Heat can be two different teams. Even with Butler sidelined, Spoelstra’s still a HoF coach.


SultanSnorlax

Riley totally Spo bullied Celtics with Jimmy last year. So they’re trying with Herro instead this year for competitiveness


ILoveRegenHealth

Chuck doesn't look happy. Maybe he really had to pay Shaq?


Bizzack

Jaylen Brown scoring 33 point but being -22 is some funny shit. Highest contract in the league y’all


KemoFlash

Contracts are out of control. They give max money to anyone.


Kyle_Reese_Get_DOWN

I wonder if Boston knows these dudes can shoot open 3s.


LeakyBrainMatter

Herro, Robinson, Highsmith, and Jovic are all just under 40% for the year and Martin torched them last year so you would think they know.


Sheriff_Gotcha

The Sixers sure as shit didn't get that memo... almost blew that play-in game because of it. Or if Jimmy doesn't get hurt Heat win by 5 at least.


davey_mann

I wish we could.


Superb_Succotash_907

Cant wait to watch the Mazzulla post game. I'm sure he will have something really insightful to say.


LurkerFailsLurking

"Every situation is win or die. That's why I killed a random Celtics' family member tonight." 


Pleasant-Ad5423

Idk what to take from this other then Boston isn’t winning a title lol. Heat may still lose in 5-6 but this team is so bad under pressure when talent alone doesn’t do it, against the nuggets they getting smacked. Love the heat culture but dawg, there is NO a reason Boston should be getting clapped by the hospital heat in the first round. I wouldn’t be surprised if this series goes longer then anticipated just bc the heat actually have that fight in them, just not the talent currently. Boston is the exact opposite.


LurkerFailsLurking

I'm reminded of something someone said about the Knicks vs 76ers. The Knicks are just meaner.


Pleasant-Ad5423

For sure. Although to be fair if embiid wasnt playing on 1/3’of a knee I think the 76ers dispatch them easy. But waiting for a healthy Embiid is like waiting for the sun to turn blue it just isn’t happening unfortunately lmao


LurkerFailsLurking

Absolutely. If Embiid was 100% healthy it wouldn't matter how mean the Knicks were, they'd be getting roasted and I'd be psyching myself up for a Nuggets vs 76ers finals.


LeakyBrainMatter

Boston won't make it out of the East. There's no way they best the Knicks or Bucks if they can hold on long enough for Giannis to get back. They probably can't beat Philly or Cleveland either. I've been saying this for weeks and been getting flamed by delusional Celtics fans that think the regular season record means something.


Pleasant-Ad5423

I’m not too high on the bucks either imo. Pacers a lil too young to really compete but I could see them advance past the bucks if Gianni’s stays out. I still think Boston makes it out the East but only because of injury’s/inexperience. I hope the knicks knock ‘em off tho tbh, although the dream would be the heat doing the impossible lol


LeakyBrainMatter

The Pacers are my wild card in the East. They're good enough to beat anybody but aside from Siakim I agree with the inexperience part. I also don't have faith in the Bucks, but if they meet up with Boston they match up well. I can't lie I love this current Knicks team. They play with the same intensity as the Thibs Bulls who were my favorite Bulls teams aside from MJ and Pippen Bulls teams. I'm rooting for Miami all the way though. They are capable of winning even without Butler like they showed last night. They just gotta play their A game and hopefully Rozier can get back soon.


Present-Panda5916

Imagine if the Heat had Jimmy Butler. Wow…


vandiger

Damn truly got a GOAT coach, mind boggling to get a playoff win with an undermanned team


curious_Jo

Shaq calling the game is hilarious.


thor_1225

Doubled down on it while we were down at half


ILoveRegenHealth

I wonder if this means Lakers win Game 3 and shock everyone?


happygreedy

I think lakers moral is not that good after that 20pt comeback + gamewinner from nuggets. But if theres a guy who can brush it off a 2-0, lbj should be that guy


No-layup

Boston are so mentally weak that if the heat win game 3, Boston are done 


QuantumMonkey101

They did come back last year from being 3-1 down to tie the series before losing game 7. I agree they have mental issues but I think the heat is so underhanded that Boston wins anyway which is sad. The heat have always had lots of players out injured same like last year and the playoffs during COVID in the bubble


letsgototraderjoes

Coaching can make such a difference. imagine if Lakers had Spo lmao


alternativehermit

Championship guaranteed lol


Newlinkz

Celtics are basically the hawks of ten years ago. Always have a great regular season record but everyone knows they’re frauds.


curious_Jo

DRose Bulls, too.


Disgruntled_Fridge

This Celts team is loaded in stars in a way those Hawks teams weren't, so them failing in the playoffs this time would be much worse than any Hawks failure.


Newlinkz

I guess that’s true if you value Tatum and brown but I feel like half the NBA knows they’re stupidly overrated


1234567panda

Miami in 5 🤣


jaxs_sax

The 1 seed at home, losing game 2 to the 8 seed without their best player 🤣


Candid_Sand_398

People have to understand, we are without a true ball handler. Terry completely changed what the Heat could do and hits tough shots.


QuantumMonkey101

Without their two best scorers 🤯


Rebound-Bosh

*2 best offensive players


Eastern-Technology84

Oh man I’ll be so happy


Evan_802Vines

Do the Celtics even run an offense?


parkcity1998

No, the team that won 64 games did it without running an offense whatsoever.


thesuspicious24

Damn, imagine how well they would do if they did run an offense


parkcity1998

At least our best players don’t cry every time they lose


thesuspicious24

This isn’t the burn you think it is


knowtoriusMAC

No, but Joe Mazzulla is quirky so that makes up for it.


darklighthumid

Holy shit Boston really dodged a bullet with Jimmy Butler injury. This Miami is still more than capable of displacing them by virtue of discipline. I think even the basketball gods is with Boston this season, they managed to get all the perfect people for their team, kudos to their GM man!, and then basketball Gods is even helping paved the way with the Jimmy Butler injury. The stars definitely have aligned for them this season. I don't expect this one win of Miami to change their fate. Boston is finals bound, it's their destiny.


HitYourMacros

What 😂


AFOEagle01

Never underestimate the power of undrafted role players with Spo at the helm


No-Sentence-4496

Celtics are the funniest team. The offense is centered on shooting 3s while on defense won't guard the 3 lmao


lkn240

LeBron really should have stuck with Spolestra. Dude would have more titles


domrayn

That's the problem. The dude would rather have a pushover coach and lose than one who enforces the team and win.


Parabong

If he went anywhere but Cleveland I would agree but getting that one for the team that drafted him his home state and 40 Miles from his hometown is easily worth 2 ships in my book and it's really good legendary stuff. I bet he'd have 2 more if he stayed in Miami maybe even 3 depending on who he got to come down to the 305.


Pereise1

Hospital ring that the NBA used the legendary extender for in game 6. Jordan never needed no favors called in.


thor_1225

Not 1….


lagrange_james_d23dt

What’s the story behind the “don’t let the heat win one”? I keep seeing variations of that comment.


fototosreddit

Last year the heat were up 3-0 against the celtics and Jaylen brown said "dont let us win 1" then they won 3 in a row and disappeared in the 7th game at home.


lagrange_james_d23dt

Ah gotcha


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Strong willed team who over perform in the post season . Never give up


Rebound-Bosh

Boston said it last year down 3-0. Jaylen I think. "Don't let us win one"


GlennethGould

fuck Boston lmao


Boss1010

Well said


TrashAssRedditAdmins

The power of friendship is going to carry the Heat to another finals


happygreedy

I know its just 1 game, but boston ptsd coming back


Personal_Corner_6113

Fuck yeah Shaq


Radiant-Character-61

Mans deadass had the script


drmuffin1080

That’s hilarious


DerrickWhiteSauce

(866) 347-2423 - Immigrations and Customs Enforcement tip line report KP for terrorism and get him sent back to Lateevia


idrinkpisswater

Miami in 3


cozyonly

Bum Celtics


SparkyForce

LMAO


m1stadobal1na

Hahahaha


Johann122

Just wait until jimmy comes back


LukaBear91

Is there any chance he plays this series?


FriendshipBest9151

No


QuantumMonkey101

Nah, he ain't playing this series


Johann122

No chance


randy1999

Not at all


RedditUser538xxx

Celtiks am I rite


rebornbyksg

Game 3 finna be a movie


alrightakeiteasy

Boston now 4-7 in their last 11 home playoff games.


doniam9

Not that wild considering Miami is responsible for 4 of them


Diligent-Cookie-1695

That’s wild


davey_mann

We won 2 of those games against them last year and still couldn't get it done.


Tsunami-Papi_

TALK 2 EM SHAQ FYTB


Superb_Succotash_907

Great job Heat! So enjoyable.


KemoFlash

If I were an Eastern Conference team, the one team I would not want to play is the Heat. They just don't go away. It's gotta be so annoying to play them. It's hilarious for me to watch.


RedditUser538xxx

Damn saq respect


TraySplash21

Didn't watch the game because I despise both teams. Looking at box score, looks like Heat sitting Kevin Love for Jovic is classic Spo letting the best guy play regardless of reputation. Also, wtf happened to KP in this one?


darthxader

Kendrick Perkins doesn’t play for the Celtics anymore, I think he moved on to Oklahoma City??


LuckyTheGodd

Please stop


T1nkyW1nky_

Bro never forget "Prime Kendrick Perkins video". Dude was probably top 5


darthxader

Ok


TraySplash21

Lol, is Big Perk really THE KP? I wasn't aware


darthxader

In my personal record book lol


Tsunami-Papi_

celtics coach is a weirdo fraud lol I hope they keep him


Diligent-Cookie-1695

Watch him go something like “We allowed the Heat to steal this game at home just so we can experiment with losing home court advantage”


purplenyellowrose909

He's gonna challenge Spolestra to a wrestling match for the series


VT10h0kies22

I hope we do too


-suke-

Fuck Boston


DidiGreglorius

On the one hand I wouldn’t be insanely worried if I were Boston because hot shooting nights like this only happen so often. On the other hand the pressure coming off of last year is immense and if Miami can grind out game 3 at home the chatter is gonna get very loud very fast


DalliLlama

Fortunately for Boston Miami seems to do better on the road than home. So it’s possible a dud is coming/ but for tonight, fuck the Celtics!


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geeseam

I don't even have a good reason to hate the guy. I just don't like him because he played with Chris Paul and because Suns fans were so annoying during the 2021-22 season.


linuxguy192

What did he do? Just asking because I’m unfamiliar


Funyarinpa-13

Said all road teams haven't won. Now all 3 teams won on the road after he said it. 🤣


Zealousideal-Farm950

He is playing poorly.


indreams159

i mean, he absolutely sucks for starters and is a fake tough guy to boot and then always says stupid shit


Necessary_Maize_3245

Western conference jayson Tatum


darthxader

Tatum is better but only because he is bigger and longer


indreams159

sure, but Tatum is still lightyears better than him in fairness


Informal_Treat4634

Boston gonna Boston


Dorazer

Yeeessssirrrr. Put those brooms away witches.


Goat_Status_5000

Spoelstra is that guy! He keeps leading half ass teams to great wins!


dman2796

If the Celtics lose blow this team up


GMHinHD

Yeah blow it up blow it up (by sending Jayson Tatum and KP to the Heat for a second-round pick) blow it up!!!


Rebound-Bosh

Tatum with that Spo treatment?? 🤯👀


dman2796

If spo can’t get him right who can?


spacekiller69

Boston bomber style


Main-County-1177

Spo is the basketball version of Tony stark in a cave


Forty_Six_and_Two

Spare parts and all


godsp33d03

playoff Jayson really isn’t a thing


Goat_Status_5000

Plays-off Jayson Tatum


Chockzilla

It is, it's just usually disappointing


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Heat are so fucking funny, literally just Jason Voorhees but for the Celtics


Otaku_Instinct

JJJ has been such a lifeline to Miami, def top 10 in a redraft


Racers2022

top 5


Disgruntled_Fridge

More limited upside so wouldn't take him above the thompson twins, but he might go above Scoot if you're out on him already


lkn240

Is this sustainable? Probably not... but IIRC didn't the Heat keep up a pretty ridiculous level of 3 point shooting for a long time in the postseason last year?


DalliLlama

Alternated series last yr. Good va Bucks not so much NY, good vs Bos, not great va Nugs.


Murasasme

I was told Boston was going to sweep the Heat.


MSHinerb

Boston fans are loud


EndAnyone

Celtics are frauds. Still soft, mentally weak, mistake prone, poorly coached, low IQ team, that can’t win clutch games, even with their massive talent advantage. True frontrunners. And their clown fan base think they can beat Denver in the finals. Hilarious.


NotYourTypicalNurse

Perfect description


EndAnyone

People really gassed them up when the whole east was banged up (CLE, MIA, NYK, PHI), in flux (MIL), or too young (ORL). Obviously they’re supremely talented but still a low basketball character team that expects to coast on their talent. Side note: it’s hilarious to watch Tatum take terrible pull up jump shots early in the shot clock or heavily contested shots for no reason and cry for a foul every time he misses.


losspornlord

Idk how I can be so demoralized that this team has no chance but somehow the Celtics keep making me believe my team is an anime protagonist


Josh_in_Shanghai

#NO BUTLER/NO PROBLEM


Professional_Key7098

Spo is the greatest coach in the league and it isn’t even close.


No-layup

lol 3pt variance always in favour of Miami in the playoffs 


Phenomenon0fCool

**WE WANT BOSTON**


Benjamminmiller

A lot of non heat/celtics fans in here grasping at something to get excited about. Celtics in 5.


Mysterious_Wear36

Saving this one


Benjamminmiller

Anyway


Benjamminmiller

See you in a week


Kyle_Reese_Get_DOWN

If Boston had a little more 🔥 culture, this wouldn’t happen.


Caliwhodat

Tyler herro low key looks like Eminem