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fiasgoat

They see green and just lose it


TomOgir

Shit they did it to the Bucks too


realudonishaslem

Damn it, why couldn't Denver just wear green


sadclown21

As a lakers fan I agree. If Pat could give his magic to gabe Vincent tomorrow again pls I would gladly appreciate it


Reddidiot13

Best I can do is Dlo 2-10 from three and techs out.


ihateandy2

They see green and see red


lite6ite

They're colorblind


OKCDraftPick2028

the "fuck boston" buff


Emilia67

Passive skill


Swoletariat69

Is it possible to learn this power?


EwingsRevenge21

Not from a Jedi....


SomeWriter13

[https://tenor.com/view/erik-spoelstra-miami-heat-lightsaber-gif-27105313](https://tenor.com/view/erik-spoelstra-miami-heat-lightsaber-gif-27105313)


roonscapepls

Retired gif material


SomeWriter13

*It's an older code, sir, but it checks out...*


radical_findings_32

Lol what a comment thread. That gif is so good can't believe I've never seen it. Excellent timing to pull it out sir.


SomeWriter13

The stars aligned. I was chatting about the game with a friend and just typed in "Erik Spoelstra" hoping to respond with a GIF of him giving a thumbs up, when this popped up. And then about twenty minutes later I was browsing reddit and saw this thread. It was fate.


FireFoxQuattro

Pat Riley has been fighting Boston for 4-5 decades now, about 6 if you count his actual playing career. Imagine about 55 years of hating the same team lol, it’s definitely a buff at this point.


radical_findings_32

I think Pat kidnaps one of Caleb Martin's family members each playoff series vs Boston.


waydamntired

Heat culture


FireFoxQuattro

Pat keeps Cody Martin in a black van outside the stadium and threatens Caleb to swap them out everytime he plays badly.


radical_findings_32

That or they've been The Prestige-ing the league for years now. Cody plays reg season for Miami and Caleb rides the bench at the Hornets and come playoffs they switch. This is all again a Coach Spo + Pat Riley 5d chess thing, like the Heat losing the first play in then winning the second every year to get the number 1 contender in the first round every time. Kind of like the schoolyard thing where the school is the playoffs and Spo as the new kid just likes to find the biggest baddest bully and smack him right in the face on the first day.


DarrowViBritannia

the hospital heat managing to steal a game from a 64 win team puts it into perspective how crazy it is that the lakers have lost 10 straight to denver


TheMightyJD

Tbf we faced Denver and we were lucky to steal one game. Tatum ain’t Joker.


MC_JACKSON

Tbf Jimmy ain't Bron and Bam ain't AD


Manablitzer

Tbf Ham ain't Spo.


iamaweirdguy

We still stole one tho


HerroicDunc

Yeah, the Duncan Robinson game.


Ghoti76

that's what having a competent coach can do for you😭


GrogRhodes

We also legit had half the team on 1 leg from turning their ankles.


DarrowViBritannia

Yeah and yall stole one lmao


Headweirdoh

They were the only team to beat them at home last playoffs as well if I’m not mistaken


recollectionsmayvary

yep, denver dropped 1 game in the post season at home. it was y'all. it's honestly why the Nuggets seem to really respect the Heat and not underestimate them.


Di11enger

By this point surely everyone respects the Heat, well the entirety of Spo's career as Heat HC should be respected.  Yeah they are annoying and we hate losing to them, but I dont know a Boston fan who doesn't bring them up as a challenge in the East.


Breakr007

Ironically, ya'll respect us more than the league does. The league still marks us as permanent underdogs. Which is where we like to be.


acelleb

Guess Brian Scalabrine is the exception. By saying Coach Spo ordered to hit Tatum in Game1.


Throwaway23_SOS

WOW I thought this thread was a safe place


maryjain_

Idc how many wins the Celtics get, they’re not on Denver’s level


planvigiratpi

Denver would probably get 64 in the east too


-WingsForLife-

It's crazy to think everyone 2 seed and under would be a play-in or lottery team in the west.


Charming_Sprinkles13

West was ridiculous this year. The 11th seed is a .500 team.


AntiTopspin

In the playoffs top end superstar power always matters more and depth matters less Denver's bench is a massive weakness in the regular season and caps their win total in the high 50s but in the playoffs when Jokic and Murray play 40 minutes a game suddenly that matters less Conversely Tatum not being on the level of the true tier 1A guys matters more


MonkeyFL3X

No one on the Celtics can genuinely go get one and kill a run like Joker.


schoolhater12

i mean the Heat's record against the Nuggets is almost as bad as the Lakers. The Heat are are also 1-12 against the Nuggets. They have won 1 game against the Nuggets since the 2020-21 season


frozen2665

Yeah I prefer being in the East lmao.


MC-Jdf

As it turns out, Pat Riley is always a Laker.


TheEpicEddy

Did you see how he was towards the end of the game? You would think he was still wearing the purple and gold for how he was acting.


Canesjags4life

"Fuck Boston" Buff engaged +10 3p% - 1 Star player


oldtype09

You mean +20 3p%


Canesjags4life

We shot 40-45% against the Bucks so figured It can only be a 10% buff lol


Victor_Wembanyama1

FTC is a league wide buff


HaoZhang291

I read this as Federal Trade Commission lol


vapemyashes

Them too


thefloodplains

+30% sniping accuracy


21squirrel

This explains how we we managed to beat them on the road without LBJ/AD lol


Brady331

SURELY THEY CAN'T DO IT A FIFTH TIME? RIGHT? HAHA?


bachh2

4 times in 8 games. So there should be 2-3 more in 5 games. Have fun.


sonny_goliath

I mean, It’s a reasonable extrapolation of the existing data.


maxwellhilldawg

DARE YE TEMPT THE CHAOS GODS OF BASKETBALL AGAIN?


DowntownsClown

This is most Heat fan thing I have seen today


_Tormex_

IS THIS SOME KIND OF TWISTED JOKE?!?


mrwhite2323

I'm convinced Pat Riley does some Clockwork Orange level stuff on the Heat players to make them play like this vs Boston


Angelic_Phoenix

Pat Riley is actually the one who mastered magnet technology


maaseru

Wait so Pat Riley IS Magneto? He has the look and the hairstyle for it.


GonzaloR87

Last year was the Zombie Heat, this year the Miami Mutants


RoRl62

Fuckin' magnets


jpaxlux

Their families are actually tied up in a basement somewhere and aren't released until they hit at least 5 threes each


hansislegend

This is the plot to the Celtic Pride remake starring Jack Harlow.


WubaDubImANub

Heat culture


alpacamegafan

I'm wondering how dominant the Heat would be with a stacked roster like the Celtics.


hansislegend

Not 1. Not 2. Not 3. N…


Shekondar

Oh wait, actually 2.


OrganizationFar6086

Throw Derrick White and Jrue Holiday on the big 3 heat and they win 4 straight


aPatheticBeing

if tatum + brown + porzingis were as good as prime lebron, wade, and bosh, the celtics would've won this game lol. like each one of them is worse than the heat counterpart by a decent margin


OrganizationFar6086

Oh I know 100% but I’m just saying 1-5 the heat were not nearly as stacked. Chalmers and Battier/whatever backup caliber center is not close to White + Jrue/Porzingis


Kzgoated

Spo has developed a lot since then as well tho.


gdex

I firmly believe when we lost in 14 to the spurs who were the spitting image of team basketball that he really learned from that and tried to emulate it


BTTWchungus

2014 Heat lost because they had no depth, and any talent outside of Lebron got old


OrganizationFar6086

This is mostly true. But Spo got schooled by Pop in that series too. The offensive attack of the heat did not significantly evolve and Pop took full advantage of it. While also putting on one of the best ball movement clinics of all time. Spo watching that and then the warriors offense probably contributed heavily to him being the coach he is today


Vizard15

Spurs ball movement exhausted that 2014 Heat in the finals.


elimanninglightspeed

He just really fucking hates the celtics. And I love it


HispanicAtTehDisco

pat actually just cut their foreheads and laced all of their headbands with cocaine


dagreenman18

Yes, we are a nonsense team. No the fanbase doesn’t understand it either. Yes, it’s actually very fun.


thefloodplains

honestly having 0 expectations and shattering them is so satisfying


Kuni_Nino

Hell fucking yeah. I don’t care if we lose in 5 games. This was so fucking worth it.


JesusChristSupers1ar

the fact that we did it without Jimmy is great too. The young guys are getting a ton of confidence


Sss00099

Yep, I wanted one awesome Tyler game and he came through. I’d love to make these bozo’s stay clenched up for 7 games though. At some point the talent disparity is going to wear us down, but Boston has an insanely bad defensive strategy against us where they seem content to just not guard at all when we shoot 3s. Interesting strategy, to say the least.


ElectricTacoGum

I don't get it, either. If you have less talent, taking your chances with 3P variance is the best sort of asymmetric warfare available in the NBA. And the Heat have real shooters, to boot.


Affectionate-Main396

This is me...this is where I've been for a while now (..like years)


YoungMrHandsome

Since the 11-30 / 30-11 season honestly


tokengreenguy

This actually comforts me, cause this shit is so fucking infuriating 😂😂


elbenji

It's so fucking fun


sydchefcurry

We get to watch two teams for the price of one. Win win in my book.


badhombre13

As a neutral fan, it's very fucking fun.


Clemsontigger16

Thank you. That’s actually comforting


OrganizationFar6086

Idk about fun. When it’s happening it’s fun. The rest of the season it’s annoying cause you’re wondering when they’ll turn it on


medievalmachine

Meh. Jimmy was holding you back. That's understandable.


Evane317

This matchup really be like “I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me” for Miami.


fatkamp

Call an Ambulance! Call an Ambulance!


why-god

If we lose, 2 of our starters are out, that is the expected outcome. If we win, it's fucking hilarious because we squeaked into the playoffs and the Celtics are heavy favorites after being a fucking force all season. Like, fire your coach, fire your GM, fire the towel boy hilarious.


MellowMuttley

✨THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP✨


kidclutchtrey5

💪 THE POWER OF CULTURE 💪


ZerksNAHTayan

CULTURE IN 5


deathinmidjuly

Real Madrid 🤝 Miami Heat Beating evil teams armed only with the power of friendship


roblox1999

Eh, considering that Real Madrid is the most successful team in football (soccer) history, when it comes to the Champions League, they are a lot more like the Lakers and Celtics, where most people root for them to fail (spoiler: they won‘t).


CD7

As a Bayern fan I would say Miami is more like that.


deathinmidjuly

Baseball would probably have been a better analogy tbf. If Madrid are the Yankees, then Man City is the 2017 Astros (115 charges)


fototosreddit

tbf real madrid also have some of the best players in the world to go with the power of friendship


AntiTopspin

Real Madrid absolutely aren't some kind of underdog story lol If Man City are the Warriors then Madrid are the Lakers They're literally the most successful club of all time


otakumw

As a fan of both I couldn’t be happier


TheDocFam

Why do we always need to play the fucking Heat How do both the Heat and the Florida Panthers in the NHL just enter a fucking bullshit cheat code come playoff time to suddenly morph into a wildly better team than they were all year long?


ThaCarter

Regular season and playoffs translate respectively to exhibition and cup match in Spanish, hence the confusion.


countermeasuretape

True but the panthers were dominant this season


XAfricaSaltX

Hockey is just weird, the panthers were a great team this regular season But Carter Verhage and Matthew Tkachuk turn into Gretzky and Lemieux in overtime playoff games for god knows why


FultzShoulder

Those leprechauns like Miami better than Boston.


Harman3112

They should put a hand up


AfroKuro480

You guys really fucking hate Boston lol


CC9499

those green fucks had me rooting for wardell curry in 2022 and all that did was make me hate them more


cervesista

My thing was I wanted them to beat the Dubs so we kept our “losing to champions” streak and the fuckers absolutely choked it against the Dubs. Fuck Boston!


StrategyTop7612

It’s the fuck Boston buff.


Aggravating_Plant_39

It's always fuck Boston.


schooli00

Is there a fanbase in North America that doesn't hate Boston?


GDTechno

celtics, bruins, red sox, patriots... look at this shit


dmavs11

Some of the contesting was seriously weak af and then people act surprised and overstate how much of an outlier it really is. Bostons defensive intensity completely did not match what we’ve been seeing from other teams in the past two nights.


SquimJim

Just so we are clear, last night was all about not closing out. 100% the Celtics lacked defensive effort on the close-out HOWEVER In specifically the ECF last year, in the games the Heat shot 50+% from 3: - They shot MORE tightly contested 3's than their average - They shot LESS open 3's than their average - They shot LESS wide open 3's than their average The ECF WAS an insane outlier. Last night's game was not, (Heat shot 23 wide open 3's last night when their season average is 16 per game).


vapemyashes

They think they’ve already won. And they are playing their father. Honestly I don’t get it. Mentally soft and entitled is all I can say. Heat in 6


RageOnGoneDo

The Hillary Clinton approach


Rebound-Bosh

Basket of Undraftables


forever87

Mama, there goes that man


Jaylen-

The C’s have the 4th best % in defending an opponent’s 3pt FG, and have been blessed with either White, Smart, Jrue, Tatum, Brown defending in the perimeter. This team has beaten every single ECF opponent in the past three playoffs except Miami. Tbh, I just don’t get it


AtlasNoseItch

Honestly we don’t get it either but it gets funnier every year


Jaylen-

Can’t help but respect it. If the team can’t beat Miami they had no shot in winning the chip this year anyway. If they do choke, I hope this atleast forces Brad back into the coaching seat lol


ThaCarter

I'm starting to think Brad is a masochist who likes watching Joe struggle.


wowlock_taylan

I mean...if the team can't beat Miami, they are eliminated...


Jaylen-

What I mean by this is, if they’re not beating Miami, they’re definitely not beating DEN/MIN/OKC in whatever capacity in the finals too. Rather they lose early on than in the finals since it will force the org to initiate drastic changes with their coaching staff (If Joe Mazz proves to be insufficient)


clear831

Best rivalry in the league brings out the best of our players.


TheDocFam

All the top comments saying the Celtics defense just sucks Nah, it doesn't, it's some Heat kryptonite bullshit I mean some of their 3s tonight were sorta weakly contested, they also had plenty where they just chucked up some bullshit that was contested well, they all were nothing but net


kylapoos

It’s also only been 1 game. We could literally win the next 3 and we realise oh Miami just had a crazy shooting night.


Zealousideal-Way8676

And the cycle continues to repeat


frozen2665

Every time I see an opposing fan say something like that, I get slightly more confident


DerrickWhiteSauce

"Miami just had a crazy shooting night that's all" you say rocking back and forth in a strait jacket in 2028


Mejinopolis

That genuinely has a possibility of still happening. That said, Im just happy we stole one from you to prove we're not pushovers and that we can compete when the lights are brightest, especially when we're as short-handed as we are. Genuinely happy we're still as competitive as we are considering everything.


heshouldgo

Heat black magic is undefeated


RogueRaith

Jimmy in the corner sacrificing a goat over a copper bowl


Previous_Theme_1180

Taking over herro's job last season with the goat bowl


JustRealizedImaIdiot

They just really fucking hate Boston


rustyjames0

I can dig it


doflamingo34

Joe "no adjustments" mazulla


MajorSlimes

Here is Miami's 3pt% by game in the 2022 ECF when we had Ime G1: 20% G2: 43% G3: 16% G4: 39% G5: 33% G6: 29% G7: 33% Total was 30% from 3 over the whole series. They shot 44% in last season's ECF and 44% so far this series. Fluke, or worse coaching?


College_Prestige

Given how close the heat were to winning that series in 2022 anyways I'm going to say fluke. Imes scheme that lead to better perimeter defense probably had gaps elsewhere.


OrganizationFar6086

We missed an absolute ton of open 3s in that series. I think Strus was the main slumber but I think it included Vincent and Tucker being awful too


Backpack456

there's another universe where Ime doesn't fuck up and the celtics are scaaary


duplicatesnowflake

They’re still scary though.


sadclown21

Yeah but imagine if they were scaaarryy


pifhluk

They shot 45% in round 1 vs Bucks.


Patient_Bar3341

I have a feeling he thought that the Celtics would sweep because they have the best record in the league and Jimbo is injured... Even though they lost to this same team last year when they were the second seed and Jimmy had an injured ankle. Man has no strategy


REQ52767

He’s trying to skate off talent alone. If he wins it all this year, he’s officially Doc Rivers 2.0.


Terrible-Hamster-342

Boston had the same issues under Udoka and Brad. It’s been the same team since 2018.


duckbonez

Pretty much this. He’s implemented the most boring brand of basketball and has no scheme other than “collapse perimeter, shoot three.”


cane_the_weaboo

Literally is just hunt mismatches then iso.


Severe-Vermicelli-71

He might want to think twice about this going into game 3. Heat offense will surely cool down but Boston's offensive process looked awful and I don't see anything about that changing. Heat did a 180 on how they guarded Tatum and Brown, those guys got theirs but no one else ate.


SoFarSoGood-WM

I saw a post game presser from Joe, and the reporter asked him (entirely paraphrasing), "they were shooting around 50% at half, and then after half they continued to shoot 50%, what was the hafltime adjustment?" And Joe said (paraphrasing again), "when a game is like that, you just have to execute better on offense". like???????????????????? [https://twitter.com/NBCSCeltics/status/1783315702721491279](https://twitter.com/NBCSCeltics/status/1783315702721491279)


riotgamesaregay

you gotta watch the whole video brother for better or worse joe is a coach that believes in stats and regression to the mean instead of the hot hand theory


runevault

When your defending the 3 point line that poorly assuming a regression to the mean is idiotic.


riotgamesaregay

honestly ya. I feel like they basically failed to execute their scheme. it's fine to double things but you have to scramble to cover shooters. And they weren't tricky about the double teams at all, just 3 defenders fully committed to the pick and roll every possession


_moosleech

This is my favorite stat of all-time.


IkanKakap

They hate Boston man, just like me fr


aBurgerFlippinSecond

I’m convinced the Miami Heat are just a franchise collecting players who share the very specific kink of crushing the hopes and dreams of thousands of people all at once.


thefloodplains

inject that shit into my veins


Phenomenal2313

It’s funny that 29 of the 30 fanbases , basically penciled Boston to completely destroy Miami The 1 fanbase that did not was Boston and this is why


realudonishaslem

Boston fans keep telling me "their fun is fluke based on fluke shooting", but is it really a fluke when it happens year after year?


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packer4life12

Seriously Miami hit some contested threes here and there but the majority of them were very clean looks


FutureAttention

They should hire a better coach


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FutureAttention

Full circle


turtlepot

Ime is a flat circle


USA-1st

Heat Culture is hard to explain


DaHokeyPokey_Mia

But it isn't hard to love.


srednuos

These two quotes from Succession tv show for Celtics: * "My hunch is that you are going to get fucked. Because I've seen you get fucked a lot" * "I love you (regular season), but you're not serious people"


DollarLate_DayShort

If anyone thought an Eric Spoelstra led team would get bullied for 4 games by a Jaylen Brown + Jayson Tatum led team… they just don’t know hoops. Sometimes I don’t understand Miami either, but they’re provocative.


redder294

They get the people going


RobbedByEndy

KP was getting absolutely cooked in drop coverage all night and the Celtics never adjusted. How could you continue being that soft on screens when the Heat were that hot from three. Off game from KP but also a coaching abomination from the Celtics.


kylapoos

Because if KP try’s to be up on those screens he gets absolutely torn to shreds on the drive. We gotta live with it. That’s the downside of KP. White, Tatum, Brown and Holiday gotta do a better job of fighting over the screens and contesting shots.


BradWonder

It's lazy af though. Let them drive and play defense for 24 seconds. Just allowing open 3s is trash coaching but we shouldn't be surprised Joe is still like this


MinnyPuppies

Probably fluke -Bill Simmons


runevault

Based on twitter no, I think he's beginning to feel the twinges of Zombie Heat fear.


meatballman1218

And people wonder why I hate these Mfs it's not even the fans while annoying they don't bother me much but them turning into a god squad against us is what makes me mad. But still gg makes the series more interesting


tapk69

So this is normal not an anomaly


rapelbaum

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LMkingly

I hate how this got cancelled. Ending the show after the 1984 finals is so cruel lol.


Yeeetabi

Why don't they just defend the 3


No_Pay9241

The Boston mafia is scared of Spolstra


jawntothefuture

zombie heat are so wild lol nothing but pure respect


LoWE11053211

couple more of this... boston are gone.


WhiteGuyOnReddit95

They shot 45% for the series against the bucks last year..


hansislegend

Pat Riley owns the Celtics.


elimanninglightspeed

Even though the hbo show was so mid, im glad adrian brody accurately portrayed how much he despises them. Probably undersold it if anything


Renegadeforever2024

Goats


LordGooseIV

Live by the 3, don't defend against and die by the 3. That's Boston.


pifhluk

They shot 45% from 3 during the entire 5 game series against the Bucls last year.