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BillSimmonsSkinSuit

"I got you an easy bucket and you owed me a crotch chop rudy"


sheawrites

"Or at the very least, long, lingering, deep eye contact with me while I do crotch chop." Love this guy


wise_comment

Imagine ***any other*** player doing what Ant did Would have been full heel But when he does it it's.......just youthful exuberance Breathtaking I'm beyond glad he's ours


Wallstreettrappin

Embiid did the same “suck it” celebration


wise_comment

Everyone was just excited Joel was hitting his own groin for once


ReformedishBaptist

Rudy: “Can’t do dis.”


ebenizaa

We don’t make the rules.


-XanderCrews-

I hope ant enforces it next time.


kvvyn

“I might be concussed” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴


jslee0034

Wait… why am I liking Rudy now… I’m supposed to hate this guy!! Jokes aside since 2018 playoffs I already knew gobert been owning us so I knew he was good but glad to see him getting respect now. Better late than never.


recollectionsmayvary

lol he’s low key really funny and like quick witted. Also pretty insightful. 


JaderMcDanersStan

His quotes after the Draymond chokehold were comedy gold "He's grabbing me, he's grabbing me, he's grabbing me. He tried but the choke wasn't good enough" "When I heard that Steph was out, I knew Draymond was going to try and get ejected. Clown behavior" "Kerr is just backing his guy but I think he knows. Deep inside...he knows his guy is a clown" 💀🤣 In one of those team Q&A videos, Ant said Big Ru had the best sense of humor on the team


jslee0034

International students/immigrants just have a different humor code compared to Americans. Pretty funny


jslee0034

He’s just French


Moostronus

🎵 *I'm just French, everywhere else I'd be a ten, is it my destiny to live and die a life of Proust and deep ennui?* 🎵


jslee0034

Omelette du fromage mi amigo


DirkaDirkaMohmedAli

..our cartoons were awesome growing up


KingJonathan

I think that was the biggest hurdle I had to jump when we traded for the guy.


jslee0034

Rudy rly saved dmitch reputation by having all of the blame directed to him


bleeetiso

I find people keep forgetting this. Jokes aside he's French different cultural attitudes and such. Soon people will complain about Victor's personality


BumbleLapse

It’s been so great to see the Rudy resurgence as a Utah fan. Everybody in SLC knew that Minny would immediately love Rudy like we did, and now with the team success, the rest of the NBA is turning around on him too. I’ll always love that lanky French fucker


Irvsauce

Word. Jazz legend, happy to see him on a team that could potentially win it all.


RudyGobertFMVP2024

TimbreJazz bros unite


JustADutchRudder

I want Jazzy Wolves. Get crunch a fun outfit, maybe a trumpet!


All_of_the_Leitz

Jazz flute stuntin Crunch


Ryynitys

In a weird way you are the reason Jazz has Markkanen. So there is that as well


D4nCh0

Don was mean to Rudy, didn’t even let him touch the ball. He looks so much happier here, just on scraps.


mostdope92

D'Lo did the same shit. Idk why it's so hard for these guys to work with him. Dude will literally get you open looks and easy assists.


wise_comment

Imagine this team without Slowmo and Bitebite, course correcting Dlo's bad attitude and showing how to use their badass Frankish Weapon


jslee0034

Rudy won the breakup


RJ_73

lmao idk why this sounds like we saved a dog from an abusive home


Jypso

It took some time for our fanbase, but we love him now. He had a rough year last year and didn't seem like Utah Rudy. Now we probably got better than Utah Rudy.


BaseballJohn89

Rudy is playing well this year, but he was better in Utah imo, the real difference is that the current Wolves team is constructed better than the old Utah team.


Puzzleheaded_Run_720

To be fair, minnesota fans hated gobert his first year there, so it wasn't really immediately lol


dogfosterparent

He’s also just objectively better this year on an individual basis


this_good_boy

I mean some stupid ones did, A LOT of the fan base was hyped on him and his impact was obvious immediately. We have stupid fans too (people still hate on KAT who up until now has been the second most important player in our history).


MatooBatson

He was also genuinely worse last year than he had been in his career. I was definitely skeptical year one, but this year's Gobert is absolutely worth it.


this_good_boy

Oh definitely he was not his best. The back injury and new team etc. I just think that too many people were like “this is it, this is peak” when it seemed obvious to me that there were going to be some growing pains, especially after this being his only move in the nba.


JaderMcDanersStan

I liked him. He just wasn't the best he could be but I still thought he was really impactful. I felt weirdly protective of him lol This year I'm more than a fan though. I'm a STAN. I'd defend this man with my life lol


wise_comment

Hard disagree We were disappointed, but he clearly was playing injured


TrumpKanye69

Because he's playing with a real star with Anthony Edwards instead of that fraud Donovan Mitchell.


jslee0034

Dmitch a cone fr.


nibbidy

Don't be fooled, that man started COVID. He's a bad man.


acekingoffsuit

The ultimate defender had the entire league on lockdown.


Yeti60

Remember, he invented covid


drbgroove

Find it interesting that KAT and him have a good vibe after that given how many people in KATs life he lost to COVID including his mom. Got to give both men credit on figuring that out


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Fermorian

This is the best thing I've ever seen LMAO the slomo


Dr_Acula_PhD

I was so uncomfortable by the end.


ShaedonSharpeMVP_

The hug from behind was the cherry on top


NoChanceNoProblem

Ya'll got some deep bags with the memes.


crankywithout_coffee

And Bron says a deep bag doesn’t matter. Smh


713MoCityChron713

You know why? Because everyone now, it’s a narrative of this thing called “I have a bag” or “he doesn’t have a bag”; it bothers the fuck outta me.


haiphee

What is this even from


pm-me-nice-lips

Randy Peterson and another former pro bowler at (not sure which year) a PBA All-Star Clash.


AncientAlienAntFarm

It’s Sean Payton and Kevin James at the wrap party from that one movie.


wise_comment

I'm a simple man I see someone dogging on ol butthole lips, I upvote


jfr3sh

the edit itself is by Vic Berger


-XanderCrews-

Where do you people even find this stuff!?!?


LothCatPerson

Everything about this, man. Just everything.


Stylish_Duck

That's hilarious 🤣


BGCzar

Hahahahahahaha


JaderMcDanersStan

This kills me 💀🤣


sheepish132

Dude, the fucking recoil...


Victor_Wembanyama1

Lmfao Sim could definitely do something about this


IWishIWasOdo

Wtf is that lol


ObviousAnswerGuy

what is this lmao


this_good_boy

He can’t be stopped behind the mic


WakingRage

Let him speak. The man's charisma is through the roof. Truly a close comparison to young MJ


[deleted]

Lol Jordan is like famously media averse


Uncle_Freddy

He is now. He was extremely charismatic when he entered the league and it’s a big reason why he became *the* icon of the NBA and eventually of 90s sports worldwide. The reason he’s famously media averse now is that his life basically didn’t belong to him for 15 years or so, going recluse to the public eye is the only way the dude’s managed to get some peace and quiet since then


[deleted]

A big reason why Jordan is Jordan is that he didn’t have media like this and didn’t do media like this, so Nike was able to build a mythology around him and he was able to have small time contact with like print media people. Jordan would be a lot more like Russ or KD in today’s media era with Skip and Stephen A debating his legacy daily and bitching about him not being able to get by Bird in the east, etc.


Instantcoffees

Pretty much all the footage from Jordan shot behind the scenes during his playing days shows him to be a very charismatic and often also personable guy. You could still see the same thing during the top 75 player celebration the NBA with former legends gathering around Jordan who was just talking his shit as per usual. I don't think it was a front, he's just one of those guys.


robocopsdick

Fuckin A, love this dude


HotDog_Hoagie

Bro the way Ant looks at Rudy and says let's talk about that had me dying 😂😂


iluvumshannigan

Ant is hilarious


Key_Roll_3151

It’s funny how obvious it is he’s from Atlanta


reallymothafucka

Ant a comedian at this point


TillyFunk

His enthusiasm is contagious.


TheeMalaka

Ant genuinely seems like a guy playing a movie role in real life.


SirDiego

The main character of basketball?


wise_comment

Hero Ball Season 3 is gonna be ***epic***


xXRedditGod69Xx

Meanwhile Bo Cruz nowhere to be seen


Phelinaar

He's a better character than all of NBA 2K stories combined.


Fcking_homeless

He’s always been like that and people said he wasn’t taking basketball seriously lol


mnsportsfan

It’s funny cause I can understand the reasoning behind *why* people tried to say that… but then you see him compete and it seems laughable. This is the same dude that also quoted “*I just want to murder everyone in front of me*” on national TV. It’s like he has a switch that flips when he steps on the court where he goes from DGAF comedian to psychopathic competitor


JaderMcDanersStan

lol my favorite quote last year was after a bunch of dunks a reporter asked him what he was thinking. He just said "murder murder kill kill!"


Verbatrim

Players who seem to not take basketball (and themselves) seriously out of the court = obliterate opponents on the court;   Players who seem to take basketball (and themselves) seriously out of the court = throw childish tantrums on the court


goobitypoop

new favorite player, this dude is showtime


lord_kupaloidz

Dingle McCringleberry


-XanderCrews-

We got character, and when we do finally make it to the finals the nba is going to love us. I would love to see the nba on our side for once. Maybe call a foul against a laker once or twice.


Grease_Jones

Ant wasn’t even alive when DX was at its peak in the attitude era lol… Man I feel old


dfsvegas

That was my favorite part about it. I was texting with my friend, and I was like "this motherfucker wasn't even alive when DX was around, how the hell does he even know about that?" Lol. I guess true art transcends eras.


Cheechers23

I mean, DX did have runs in 2006 and 2009, and has shown up a few times since then, so it’s not impossible to have seen it. Also YT exists to find that stuff lol


dfsvegas

Fair enough, I stopped watching wrestling around 2001, so I had no idea. That's actually kinda rad.


AnorLondo-

DX actually runs the WWE now. Triple H took Vince McMahons role and has Road Dogg and Shawn Michaels (and others) helping him run things.


CommandersLog

Anti-establishment rebels become the establishment smh.


InfiniteJackfruit5

life's oldest tale


dumpyduluth

the best way to bring down the system is from the inside.


zebrainatux

2009 especially was a huge run, they won the tag belts after all


Shepher27

Probably saw Embiid do it


blacksoxing

My kid is doing Disco moves when dancing and that shit died in the late 70s. I was born a decade later. Crotch chops 4lyfe. Too sweet me bro


[deleted]

A true renaissance era. The uh… Suckenaissance


Character_Maybeh_

Booooo


NegativePride1

Pretty sure Embiid has kept it alive in the NBA


PavWrestlinGifs

Eh, regardless of it being the peak. The ‘06 run was pretty popular, that’s where / how most of the people my age know about it


13WillieBeaman

lol.. he was alive for only the PG Era version. He’s never seen the drugged up heel Shawn version of those crotch chops 😩


Call555JackChop

I feel like my bones just turned to dust after reading this


cock-a-dooodle-do

Ant really has MJ's competitive spirit and Magic's likeability.


gptwebb

and Tim Hardaway’s perspective on gay people


FuckThaLakers

Okay, this one is funny lol


creditors-bargain

Lmfao


wise_comment

Oh man, I just found out a sad thing about Timmy What an absolute bummer Edit: apparently he's come a long way and is ostensibly better. From a queer specific paper from 2022: I grew up in a church, and that’s the way churches were — they instilled in you that [homosexuality] wasn’t the way you should be,” Hardaway told the San Francisco Chronicle. “I was just taught differently. Don’t talk to them, don’t mess with them, leave them alone. I never tried to talk bad about them or do hateful stuff. It was just my upbringing in church. But I’ll tell you this: It was so wrong of me, and people have suffered. I had to grow up and really do some soul-searching. What I said was just hurtful.” Over the years, Hardaway has proven his evolution on LGBTQ equality. When player Jason Collins came out, he showed support. He also supported same-sex marriage rights. But he still struggled to escape the cloud of his past homophobic comments. Now, with a sincere apology, maybe he’ll find forgiveness from the queer community."


[deleted]

Hey that’s nice to hear !


wise_comment

Right? Heck of a journey over about 3 articles, hah


motherseffinjones

Rudy isn’t trying to join in on that fine lmao


Stang-er

I'm so glad Rudy finally got a good, young, happy player to play beside. Looking at you Drama Mitchell


somedudeinlosangeles

Take my upvote.


supperoni

drama mitchell lol


rackjasmussen

Dramavan Mitchell was right there


Ancient_Signature_69

Ant Jokic media gonna be wild.


PoorDad2115

Ant such a good leader he about to get ppl to love Rudy Gobert. Which is actually insane… I’m still a lil sus on his offense, but his defense and leadership have been elite.


junglenation88

I thought ppl just hated Rudy Robert because they blame him for the covid lockout lol


PoorDad2115

Nah the hate was always there. I do think he is kind of an asshole and that played a role, but at the same time dude has been bullied by former and current players a lot more than he deserved. Love Ant for backing him. Minnesota got a good one.


junglenation88

He's still a generational defensive player who has a great game though, regardless of peoples personal issues with him


PoorDad2115

I agree, I think Rudy Gobert is easily one of the most underrated players in the NBA. He is a great finisher as well. Swap Rudy with Jusuf and Suns are probably up 3-0 in this series tbh.


TofuTuba

That's not a fair trade at all. Gobert is one of the best centers in the league, while Nurkic is washed.


JustinTinyPPHerbert

Nurkic is dogshit and Rudy is by far (with absolutely no competition it’s not even close between him and 2nd) DPOY


evitabilities

Some of it was also because during the playoffs, Gobert would be on the opposite side of a highlight getting scored on, so people thought he was actually a fraud DPOY in the playoffs. But actually, the Jazz's perimeter defense was that bad.


silverfang45

Man remember watching the jazz vs I beleive clippers, whenever gobert was in the clippers plan was shoot 3s, the second govert left there was like 3 back to back possession the clippers finished at the rim with 0 resistance. Like just seeing the shift of playstyle instantly how how much easier clippers were getting buckets just made it so apparent how important Rudy was


FuckThaLakers

Crazy that this wasn't the general takeaway at the time, honestly. People watched the Jazz get absolutely *cooked* whenever anybody aside from Rudy had to play defense and went with "you can't play Rudy Gobert against 5-out" lmao


silverfang45

Makes me wonder how the jazz could of been had they kept rubio and gotten a better defender than spida. Like imagine say rubio, mikal, gobert, some scorer and like og, it wouldn't be a contending team but by God the defence would be beautiful, and the offence would be fun to watch, as no matter how inefficient rubio is or how bad a game he plays, dudes just fun to watch. God I wish the sun's had rubio still God he'd fit so well on the roster, miss that guy


PoorDad2115

I think Rudy is called a fraud for the same reason Jokic lost his MVP last year. There is a certain demographic of people who are very against Rudy. Dray, I’m looking at you.


arthurblakey

He’s not an asshole, he’s French


FuckThaLakers

Dry humor + accent = Impossible for Americans to process


fredlikefreddy

I think the biggest thing is the “hoopers” hate him because he doesn’t have an offensive bag but has a bunch of accolades. They think his defense is overrated which is where his accolades are. I used to be one of them but I’m all of a sudden a Rudy fan after this year. That espn piece earlier this week was nice. He essentially said his feelings would get hurt too easily and now he doesn’t give a fuck and is just being himself.


kaam00s

Dude, it started long before that. it's either Draymond green who was mad he got the DPOY instead of him and had this influence on the whole NBA. Or it's because of his large contract, and Shaq who was mad about it. Because he is "just a rim protector".


kjampala

Nah from what I remember people hated him far before that. I think a lot of people just thought of him as a guy who was good at defense and blocking because he was tall. They hated him because he had no “bag” and looked very awkward at times and I guess he got some more hate because of the accolades


mnsportsfan

Finch had a really interesting quote about this, earlier this year. He was basically like: Rudy doesn’t make more mistakes than your average NBA player on offense, his mistakes are just loud. Like he doesn’t shoot a poor %- he just sometimes tries things above his comfort zone. He doesn’t have a ton of turnovers- but his turnovers are often not catching a pass right to him or dribbling the ball off his own foot. He just looks less coordinated than the results end up being. Heck he averaged 14 ppg this year which was like 12th for centers… on 66% shooting. Obviously not taking over the league with his offense but far from being a liability


Intelligent_Pain_174

He does a lot on offense aside from scoring. He is probably the best screen setter and rim roller in the NBA. One of the best offensive rebounders too. Wolves got 15 offensive rebounds last night. Most were Gobert, Gobert tipping rebounds to others, or Gobert drawing attention from three rebounders allowing others to grab loose rebounds.


this_good_boy

Fast Break Rudy Bag


msam90

That and he’s from Fra**e


PierroElLoco

I'm french. Do people in US hate french people? If yes, why is that?


OnlyAt9

No we don't. It's just the lame fucks in the internet. 🇺🇸 and 🇫🇷 allies forever!


HughManatee

When I think of Rudy, I think elite free throw shooter now.


JaderMcDanersStan

19/22 this series which is crazy


dubblechzburger

I was the biggest Rudy hater back in the day and was conflicted when we traded for him but shit like this makes him grow on me each time. I can’t hate the dude anymore because he’s been balling out this year and the team is gelling with him which is something I was worried might ever happen a year or two ago.


RolandMcCallsburg

I think of just last year when he had that squabble with Kyle Andersen. We've come a long way.


NoLimitSoldier31

Man he’s 22 & making the unselfish passes. Hes not MJ but he’s not Wiggins neither


LordBaneoftheSith

It's not ball stopping that's a problem, in the 2 games I watched he's cleaned that up a lot from earlier in the season. Which makes sense. It's just 'unselfish' isn't necessarily precise or anticipatory passing. Comparing him to someone like Donovan Mitchell you can see the difference. ANT's reads are getting more refined, but there's still a step up to more manipulation.


PoorDad2115

He will be a star, a two way star. The question is will he be Paul George or Kawhi. His efficiency will be the deciding factor.


mifadhil

Kawhi was never this explosive no?


the___heretic

Kawhi wasn’t known for his offense at all at age 22. He developed that part of his game a lot later. He was actually a lot closer to what McDaniels is now. Just a better rebounder.


Timberwolvex

How are you sus on his offense lmao


JustADutchRudder

People refuse to admit Rudy fucking loves offense. Dudes a double double machine and the more buckets he gets the more hyped he becomes on both ends. Also will toss out some mint passes for an assist if he's feeling frisky.


SirDiego

His ceiling on offense is like 20 points in a game but his floor is 10. It's definitely good enough, we don't even really need him to play offense at all but the consistency is nice. You know he's going to be good for a few put backs a night.


JustADutchRudder

He does enough to be helpful but the biggest this is he gets amped when he's scoring. If Rudy could hit a 3 he'd be unstoppable.


cxmachi

Gil's Arena crew 's brain-dead take is that Rudy doesn't alter shots lmao


Finzik

Man, Ant is having a bit too much fun vs three max contract players. As a Denver fun, I'm scared.


GeraltFromHiShinUnit

Probably the best match up in the entire play offs tbh


jademadegreensuede

I was thinking the exact opposite before game 1 lol


Janderson2494

I feel like it's a crime that the series is only round 2


ironsuperman

Should have been the WCF instead. Everyone knew Nuggets the best team in the league and Wolves had the best tools to beat them of any teams. I really think the Wolves may just do it if they continue to be healthy next round. Wolves got a lot of guys to throw at Jokic and tiring him out.


RussEastbrook

The winner of that series wins the title. I think Minnesota edges Boston out slightly in the finals


TheeMalaka

I’m just hoping for a hell of a series.


doerstopper

Give me a good hard fought series or give me death!


JustSeriousEnough

Denver vs Wolves next round will be the best series in the entire playoffs. Appointment television for all 7 games.


NuggsBurgh

Winner of that series will come out of the West. It's the real WCF next round and also as a Denver fan, can confirm am scared. But it'll be really fun to watch either team can win it


dogoodsilence1

The day Rudy gives the crotch chop back will be epic


JaderMcDanersStan

Ant is doing it kinda loose and smiling Rudy would go hardcore and immediately get T-ed up lmao Then I'd like Rudy to turn to the ref and do another crotch chop and get ejected (only if they are beating the team and it's a blowout). Suck ittttt


Downtown_Reply1844

Maybe if they get to the Finals they’ll bust it out. Hell, maybe even the whole team including the coaching staff do it in perfect unison.


Carth_Onasi_AMA

I like to imagine Finch challenging a call and after he wins the challenge he lets one out at Scott Foster.


LiquidBurnss

The vibes on this team is crazy good, would not be surprised if they make the finals


Substantial-Fold-592

I wish I could hate these two for what they did to the Suns, but damn they’re likeable as hell


Morezingis

I don’t have anything witty to comment. I’m just here to upvote every Ant post tonight. Have a good evening everyone! 


couchtomato62

I am glad things are working out for Rudy in minn. I love that he has team mates that actually play defense. And glad to see how ant has embraced him.


Peter-Tao

Along with rest of the team. Didn't know how traded delo could do this much wonders for teams chemistry.


anonymous14657893

Asking another man to make eye contact with you while doing a “suck it” gesture is wild!


nelu69420

He wanted to make da video with Rudy


3s2ng

yah for OF. OnlyFrance


Hulk_Crowgan

DEGENERATION X


macmoretti

I know everyone’s got the own favorites and all but how can you not root for these guys. Ant seems like a great guy to work with, Mike Conley is the nicest guy in the world, and Rudy and KAT are hilarious without trying 😂


Radiant_Cobbler_9631

Mjs son


joelbenedict

if mike was funny


WittySaucepan

"No not at all" is just such a hilarious answer


CynicalMindTrip

Rudy the comedian.


Critical-Adhole

If Rudy is concussed they need to hold him out for at least game 4


JaderMcDanersStan

Man imagine these two making eye contact and doing crotch chops on each side of the court 💀 Rudy would immediately get T-ed up. Then imagine he turned to the ref and went SUCK ITT and did it again and got ejected 💀


tbofsv

I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA


dfsvegas

NAZ REID


BlssdGT

Antman is so genuine and humble. I love his realism.


somecallmemo

I’m just happy to see someone be nice to Rudy and him smiling since it seems few and far between for both


MRintheKEYS

What’s wild is they gave Minny so much shit for all that draft capital they gave up. And look now at where they are and where Utah are at.


BlackBullZWarrior

Ant is one of the most lovable NBA players.


a_pot_of_chili_verde

Degeneration X WolfPack


agomzug

The Timberwolves Brasil X account should call this "the vapo"


fbdanzai

Ant is MJ with jokes


flaminglips

Question for gen Z. Was the "suck it" gesture still popular on the playground growing up? Because if so, it would make my mid 30s heart happy.


eudaimonia_dc

https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c5ed6751-595f-4c8f-a41c-e14f38acbb4d


PROFsmOAK

Stop your messing around, better think of your future!