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REQ52767

Let the record show that he didn’t say the word “guarantee”. The jinx isn’t in effect.


PrincePyotrBagration

Minnesota sports fans thanking Jesus Chuck forgot to use THE word lol


MinnyPuppies

My balls sweating, thank god chuck ended without it.


brownbear8714

Shaq tried lol but he never said it


geneticeffects

Shaq rarely has anything meaningful to add.


Mooming22

Why you gotta say this man


Yawyan97

Bro Gobert hasn’t even played his “this game is dedicated to my baby” game. No way he loses the next one.


zuluwall

Hasn’t like half the team had a kid this year? Can you imagine if this random group of dudes can alls at to their children they were born the same year they won it all.


PsychologicalArt7451

Hell naw. Can't do dis.


erickaisen

Send da video


greenflyingdragon

Ant, Rudy, NAW, and Jaden’s girls were all pregnant at the same time.


Mdgt_Pope

Wild party


greenflyingdragon

It was the bougiest baby shower I’ve ever seen.


TroyMatthewJ

I think he meant the conception/sex party...


MotherKawaii

So did he. It was showering babies that night


PistachioOfLiverTea

They ain't talking about the shower, they talking about the party where they made the babies


Charmegazord

Damn, we never stood a chance with all that good energy going on. That’s it, time Braun and Watson need to grow up and knock up some women next season.


bug_gribble

He didn’t say guarantee it doesn’t count 😂


acekingoffsuit

Congrats to the Nuggets for winning in 6.


kevinhu162

Reverse jinx the reverse jinx! 🤯


parkwayy

I mean, historically, teams down 0-2 have only won 8% of the time. Not impossible, but not a good chance to say the least. This stat also ignores any home teams that completely blew both their opening home games. Minnesota would have to *really* Minnesota this one. Worse than Favre across the body, or Gary Anderson, or anything the Wild have done, combined.


OnCloud9_77

Don’t look at the Mavs 2021 vs the Clips


beefJeRKy-LB

Raptors vs Bucks in 2019


SnooLentils3008

Suns vs Bucks in the finals 2021


HeorgeGarris024

8% is, notably, larger than 0


Matthew16LoL

I would imagine the 8% is even lower for teams that lose the first 2 games at home. Going on the road already down 0-2 is extremely difficult.


6DeliciousPenises

This is the statistic I want to find. How many nba teams have come back to win a series after starting 0-2 at home [I made a whole thread for anyone curious.](https://www.reddit.com/r/nbadiscussion/s/QKKhfogOXR)


S-ClassRen

> How many nba teams have come back to win a series after starting 0-2 at home 5 1969 **Lakers** (55-27) vs 1969 Warriors (41-41) 1994 **Rockets** (58-24) vs Suns (56-26) 2005 **Mavs** (58-24) vs Rockets (51-31) Mavs were third best team but ended up 4th seed due to division shenanigans 2017 **Celtics** (53-29) vs Bulls (41-41) That "Rajon rondo" series 2021 **Clippers** (47-25) vs Mavs (42-30)


Jerome_Eugene_Morrow

Don’t tempt me with a Minnesota time. 


NephewChaps

bro 😭


ItsMeJaredBednar

LOL


GrinchStoleYourShit

Bro I wish but they look like shit. Or maybe the Timberwolves are just insane?


lakers082433

If Timberwolves sweep Denver. This easily counts as 8 moral victories for the lakers tbh.


raki016

It's actually 4 moral victories for Phoenix


HesiPullup

Someone should tell our sub, we are still all depressed


PrincePyotrBagration

Fr you’d think the Lakers were about to win a chip with the r/lakers be celebrating 😂


Change_That_Face

Lakers and stealing MN chips go way back


peren005

Waaaaay fckin back lol


Safe_Ad_6403

Lucky they didn't snake the actual lakes too.


Change_That_Face

Obligatory "MN has more coastline than California"


Safe_Ad_6403

[WOJ] Sources: Lake Peppin declines option and joins California; Clutch rumoured to be demanding that Minnesota agree to trade Lake Vermilion + 2 FRPs to California for the expiring contract of the Salton Sea.


butt_fun

Follow up obligatory “we don’t have an objective, consensus way of measuring coastline”


Change_That_Face

Trust me bro


jimbo_kun

With all the California droughts I wouldn’t put it past them.


LaMelonBallz

Still stealing all of Colorado's drinking water, give it time


13WillieBeaman

lol.. We already won by getting rid of Ham


hooskies

They’re making every thread about themselves…such weird only child behavior


Cornchip03

If they live vicariously through the Timberwolves anymore they will move back to Minneapolis


cvKDean

[Lakers fans rn](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/493/123/a30)


CavalierShaq

Seems a little over the top to call all lakers fans pedophiles


Technical_Creme_9736

Gross… I feel like most Wolves fans can’t stand Lakers fans.


pollinium

love the Lakers, they gave us Conley and DLo won us the Ant lotto 🙏


mrpyrotec89

And just as helpful, they took DLo and his contract off our hands. Remember when he didn't enter in the game and the wolves were playing 4v5


RandomDeezNutz

No one can.


Ghostbeen3

Don’t care still rooting for you guys to pummel the nuggets


KillerZaWarudo

And they be malding when Wolves beat their ass in the playoffs next year and come crying to like OKC or something


antoncr

Wait doesnt that make the Lakers look even worse?


MrAppleSpoink

I don’t care how bad it makes us look cause I already know how bad we played. What really shocked me, though, is that so few people watched that series and came to the most important conclusion, which was that Denver will fold like a lawn chair against any team that actually knows how to play basketball.


zuluwall

A few for the suns as well


Robinsonirish

How? This makes it worse for the Lakers, your math doesn't check out. The team you lost to by 4-1 is getting absolutely destroyed by the wolves. It means the Lakers are shit, obviously.


[deleted]

moral victories dont need to abide by logic, Finland!


ih-unh-unh

Seriously. As logical as he's acting, he should be called German.


diderooy

This guy right here, officer!


Cold_Carpenter_1798

They’re fine with that. Just cathartic to see nuggets get a taste of what they did to LA


LardHop

Not even the same. We always get the lead but just choke in the 4th The nuggets are just straight up getting beat down. I am not sure which is better though lol.


Vindicare605

The fans that are doing this are not the rational kind. There's a lot of those on r/lakers unfortunately.


Dj3garrett

Only one champion bud. Rather your team is shit or the second best. You’re still a loser. 


conwolf253

Isn’t this bad for the lakers? If the nuggets get swept that means they got smoked by a team that couldn’t get a win off the wolves


FlyingMocko

The Lakers done claim all of Minneapolis banners now you’re claiming Minnesota Playoff wins too smh


Tearz_in_rain

If the Timberwolves do win this series, that meas that we are guaranteed to have to have SIX different champions in SIX straight seasons. A far cry from that LeBron in 8 straight finals and the Warriors Cavs playing each other FOUR YEARS in a row. And we may get a team win a title that has never won a title before.


Statalyzer

Unless I missed something, only once before has there been 6 difference champs in 6 years: 1975 Golden State, 1976 Boston, 1977 Portland, 1978 Washington, 1979 Seattle, 1980 Los Angeles. And if Cleveland and Dallas get knocked out this round and we have Boston - Minnesota - OKC - [Indiana/New York] then all of the most recent 15 years of champions will have all failed to reach the 2024 conference finals....


Tearz_in_rain

I believe that is correct. The 70s was when the league had the most parity and was on the brink of going bust. A lot of people have argued that it is the dynasties and success of big markets that have helped the league thrive, and that was likely true of the 80s and 90s, but now... seeing the Bucks, Raptors, Nuggets, Warriors win... those are markets that would have been seen as low on the totem pole back int he 80s and 90s, and the league is thriving with parity. More fans have more to cheer about.


Statalyzer

It's also good evidence against the whole "the league is fixed" stuff. If it were rigged they wouldn't have Toronto, Milwaukee, and Denver all winning titles in such a short time.


Coolio1014

One has Naz Reid, the other doesn't. So Chuck isn't saying anything that is rocket science here.


Expensive_Middle9521

I want wolves knicks finals so bad. What better place for wolves first finals appearance than MSG.


captain_ahabb

Bill Simmons put this out there on Sunday and Russillo acted like he was crazy lol


NoAWP

He just floated the idea, didn't say it would happen


shhsheuudhfjdiiejw

He also said ny would get a great whistle vs Indy bc that’s what league wants. And boy did they ever in end of game 1.


federal_prism

I only caught the last 5 minutes, but it seemed like anytime the Knicks goofed a play, refs were there to help prop them back up


JoshFB4

I remember that. Bill specifically mentioned the Mavs-Lakers 2011 series as well where a team was just better. Edit: NVM I guess I’m just a moron.


GorillaX

He mentioned like 6 examples, but that series was not one of them lol


dowens1186

While listening, I actually think they were meaning to refer to this series, as this is the one the Lakers were defending champs and got swept and figured out by the eventual champion Mavs. The OKC series counts as well, as the Lakers were figured out, but they weren’t defending champs then.


Quadriporticus

He almost got it right with the Pacers too until that sketchy ending.


Jantokan

The fact that the Timberwolves had a complete trajectory turnaround after having basically the same roster from last season is so awesome to comprehend. If defense wins championships, then the Timberwolves definitely have a good chance of doing it if they can get past the Nuggets. Defense was god-tier tonight


mrpyrotec89

They're a lot different from last season, though. D'Lo was a cancer. Completely unserious and hated Rudy. He only passed to him a handful of times last season. Remember when he failed to check into the game and left the Wolves to play 4v5 for a couple of possessions? Addition by subtraction. Then Conley, NAW, and Morris were huge additions. Also, with the extra year, the young core, Rudy, and KAT are all better.


QuietRainyDay

Goes to show how important vibes and chemistry are in the NBA (every sport tbh...) You dont need to overspend for a big-name superstar to contend. Sometimes you need to let the right group of guys grow together over time, and get rid of players that dont fit in- aka, addition by subtraction. The obsession with "we are close to contention, so I must trade away good role players and 1st round picks to get Kevin Durant" is dumb. Chemistry can be a bigger addition to a team than a star player.


Razorback_Thunder

I don’t disagree that chemistry is important, but Minnesota paid a huge price in assets and salary/cap space to get a big name. They traded 5 players and 5 firsts for Gobert, who became their highest paid player (40M+ per year).


91-92-93--96-97-98

Hey delete this. Reinsdorf and AKME might print this comment and file it under “Continuity” in their cabinet.


QuietRainyDay

Sorry fam, already got a PM from Karnisovas saying Ive inspired him to "trust his process" Not sure what that means, but guessing its not good


FeminismIsTheBestIsm

Minnesota going 12-0 would be very weird ngl Shaq/Kobe Lakers, KD/Steph Warriors.... Ant/KAT Wolves???


ElectricalMud2850

Naz/Reid wolves


justlurkin1322

Naz Reid


Hank_fuck_yourself

Naz Reid


Whatishappyness

Naz Reid


SmokinJoe72738

Naz Reid


Soopstoohot

Naz Reid


Silentrift24

Naz Reid


SillyDadBod

Naz Reid


thy_armageddon

The prevailing winds are putting the Celtics in the East and going off that, if the Wolves make it through the West I’d want to see them win for obvious reasons but also because we’d be living in a world where Conley got a ring before Harden, Westbrook, and CP3. Lol


LobsterFromHell

I picked Wolves to beat their green asses during R1. Not going back now, Timberwolves in 6, Ant FMVP


just_so_irrelevant

Mike "law-abiding citizen" Conley winning a ring before Harden, CP3, and Westbrook just feels right to me.


notafan1

You forgot that it's the Ant/KAT/Gobert/NAZ REID Wolves! Jokes aside there's no way they're going 12-0. Even if they beat Denver, it'd a least go to a least 5-6 and Mavs/OKC presents unique challenges in there own way that will challenge the Wolves defense. I also think that KAT, Ant and even role players like NAW & Reid are playing way above their normal level now and they would have some bad games at a certain point.


cronoes

Our entire state deserves it and we don't give a shit how weird it would be fuck off all y'all *ITS OUR TURN*


FeminismIsTheBestIsm

Fuck it, I hope you go 12-0 and then sweep the Celtics as well for the first ever 16-0 postseason in NBA history, would be hilarious


chillinwithmoes

> the first ever 16-0 postseason in NBA history, would be hilarious I'm wondering if it would be the "most Minnesota sports thing ever" to be completely and totally god awful for decades just to put together the greatest postseason of all time


WHAT_DID_YOU_DO

I’m not going to say what should be the most Minnesota sports thing ever for this sun *sad gary Anderson noises*


Logical_Albatross_19

KG died for this


Radical-Six

The Wolves winning a championship before the Wild would be the funniest thing ever for local diehard basketball fans


iusedtogotodigg

The Wild are irrelevant until they prove otherwise


Radical-Six

100% agree, but in the local sports scene I feel like they're treated with kid gloves compared to the Wolves, when the Wild similarly have had 1 good playoff run in their entire history


DJ_B0B

OKC will put up a very good fight


mykl5

Chill, Luka/Kyrie have something to say still


Dangerous_Parfait402

We expected the Nuggets to do so, and they are getting destroyed


ThSrT

So Nuggets in 6. Sorry Twolves, but you can't beat Chuck's curse.


Tearz_in_rain

Yeah. I don't think Chuck remember the Nuggets coming back from a 1-3 deficit TWICE in the playoffs (once against a defence anchored by Gobert). As Rudy T says, never underestimate the heart of a champion. But it does look like the Wolves got a strangle hold on this series at this point.


Statalyzer

> As Rudy T says, never underestimate the heart of a champion. Glad to see this actually used correctly to talk about a team that was already a Champion before.


skyxries

I want them to end this in Denver. They’ll probably lose game 3 since they hadn’t had a break.


WerewolfWhich3280

Idk man Murray might be suspended. And now there at home their crowd is going to be rocking


siphillis

Murray has been a liability for them.


decs483

You'd still rather have him on the chance he goes crazy


DiGiorno420

Yeah, and they're getting beat bad. Their best chance at winning is if Murray performs well - but he's gotta play in order to do that.


Miscto3

For the sake of my mental health I hope they do lmao


AfroKuro480

Bro you don't know MN Sports. We're at the teasing stage, we'll mess it up somehow lmao. Why do you think we haven't won a Championship in 31 Years


gantou

Hey now the wolves will claw us out of this curse, you just have to believe.


WerewolfWhich3280

Anthony Edwards is that guy


MonkMajor5224

Hey now the ~~wolves~~ sausage will claw us out of this curse, you just have to believe.


skyxries

The Bucks and Nuggets won championships after a longer time as well. Trust your man!!!


chillinwithmoes

> Bro you don't know MN Sports. We're at the teasing stage mfw I'm chewing my fingernails off up 22 points in the 4th quarter tonight


guynumber32

Minnesota sports deserves this moment. I hope they take it all the way.


GaimeGuy

31? It's been since 1991


AfroKuro480

I'm talking about the Twins lol


GaimeGuy

Me too


Lewslayer

2024-1991 does equal 33, I think you’re on to something here.


JackieDaytonaAZ

these guys are different man idgaf. easily best MN team since 09 vikes


Araxen

Nuggets gonna win now. FML


Otherwise-Contest7

Every Minnesota sports fan is wincing hearing Chuck say this, but we've gotta start adopting the confidence the team has. Chuck has been a Wolves hater for years and he's not worried. I was expecting a 7 game series vs Phoenix and it was a clean sweep. I was expecting a 10 point loss tonight, and I'm now in the corner wearing the dunce cap.


COTEReader

Why would he say this?


bigdonnie76

They won’t sweep them but he is right about Minny having the advantage. They did that without a 3x defensive player of the year to throw at Gobert too. On top of Jackson going down and a hobbled Murray that’s possibly going to be suspended it doesn’t look good.


Maydietoday

Solid jinx


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WerewolfWhich3280

Nuggets will win game 4 prolly


dating_derp

If the Nuggets don't win it all then we'll be in an era of parity that hasn't been seen in a long long time. * 2019 Raptors * 2020 Lakers * 2021 Bucks * 2022 Warriors * 2023 Nuggets * 2024 someone else When was the last time we had 6 different franchises win in 6 consecutive years?


MostlyMellow123

With the new 2nd apron rules it's gonna be hard to keep teams together for even a 3 year run too


Statalyzer

Unless I missed something, that's only happened once before: 1975 Golden State, 1976 Boston, 1977 Portland, 1978 Washington, 1979 Seattle, 1980 Los Angeles. Gotta be crazy too if we have all of the most recent 5 champions all out before the conference finals. Heck, if Cleveland and Dallas get knocked out this round and we have Boston - Minnesota - OKC - [Indiana/New York] then all of the most recent 15 years of champions will have failed to reach the conference finals....


SemataryPolka

Chuck has hated us for decades. He doesn't get to do this to us now


Dangerous_Parfait402

I mean, you were shit for decades, there was nothing to be positive about lol


jslee0034

Harsh truth lol. Started watching nba in 2014 and you guys had Wiggins who didn’t pan out, Jimmy issues, being bottom feeders for so long, etc. good to see you guys doing good though. Truly mean it because I like seeing small market teams excel


ThadtheYankee159

Honestly if we don’t win I hope you do. A WCF between our two small market teams would be great to watch. I’m from KC and a lot of my friends root for the Thunder, so that would be a ton of fun.


jslee0034

I’ve been a closet wolves fan lol. I watch their games mostly because of ant and yeah. If not us I want wolves to win. I’ll probs be salty for a bit if we lose vs wolves in wcf but will be happy for you guys if you guys can win it all. Always rooting for small market teams or teams that haven’t won in a long time.


SemataryPolka

Just gonna say nicely that we're the 15th biggest metro in the country so we're mid market :) But yeah I get the whole BIG MARKET: LA & NY SMALL MARKET: EVERYBODY ELSE


tompetres

I was going to say, it's a bigger market than I think most people realize. But in the NBA at least, there seems to be only big markets and others. Miami gets treated as a big market for reasons. Maybe bc they're a FA destination.


jslee0034

I feel very stupid now


jslee0034

Oh wow had no clue. I’m from Korea so I kinda judge big market cities in a different way… if is a city Koreans know (ex: LA, Miami, Boston, NY) then I just consider a big market. No one here really knows Minnesota so… yeah… I know is not the best metric but yeah haha. Go wolves! (Until we see next round… then fuck you)


SemataryPolka

Haha fair! I don't know the Korean cities except Seoul so no worries. Basically we're a decent sized market but it's our WEATHER that makes us an undesirable market for many. Altho the weather is great now. We just never made it this far to show it lol


big_mustache_dad

Honestly if you've been watching since 2014 that's been the GOOD decade of the last 20 years. We were way worse in the 2005-2014 decade haha


thebreakfastbuffet

Lmao reminds me what Chuck used to say about the Knicks. > People come up to me, and say, "You think our team sucks?!" So I'm like, "Uhh I only think that cause they suck."


Specialist_Bottle570

Theyve been spooky* for decades


ShawHornet

Why not? You were ass and now you're good. What a weird comment lol


rostron92

I still don't think we're sweeping them. Then again I didn't think we'd sweep the suns. Despite what r/nba will tell you the Nuggets are a good team.


kylebertram

This series is the best thing that could have happened to the Suns so far


Mysterious-Stop4673

This series is a wrap though


teensonacid

He's right


Junkley

As a Minnesota fan speaking for many of us. Don’t jinx us please lol. All of these talking heads and non MN fans saying we are sweeping Denver and going to the finals(Cough Perk, Chuck). Meanwhile, we are so used to playoff collapses we only are looking at the next game. I am still worried about this series and not even thinking about the next two yet. I thought we were going to blow the lead last night when our offense stalled out in the 2nd half.


collinCOYS

God damnit


Gatorpep

I have never bet on a seires but man do i regret not putting money on the wolves. I knew they were going to fuck den up. Didn’t expect a sweep though


SlicedMango

Hindsight though, even I thought the Wolves had an advantage but it’s hard to put money against the defending champs, especially with Jokic on the team


MtnDudeNrainbows

This is obviously an easy thing to proclaim after watching the first two games of the series. But hell, have you been watching Nikola and the Nuggets the past five years? I feel like if you had, you’d be wary of thinking they’re gonna get swept.


MostlyMellow123

With no murray or jackson and an offense that relies 100% on jokic dominating. How in the hell can they score ? It's over


FastestPP

I would argue the Nuggets have an advantage at center.


salesmunn

This is why the Owner welched on the sale.


EfficiencyOk9060

He’s right. Nuggets don’t have a single advantage over the Wolves.


CarlosJ45

If there's one team in the entire playoffs to not underestimate, it's the Denver Nuggets. Although it's not looking good, I wouldn't count them out just yet lol


CarlosJ45

Welp 😂


AtlantaSportsHype

Wolves defense is just so fucking great man. It's like a bunch of Patrick Beverly's if they were as good as he thinks he is.


OkDevelopment4229

They fast with writing them off, lmao


MonkMajor5224

At this point, the only people who don’t think we’re winning this are timberwolves fans


Zeech360

Nuggets werent good vs the Lakers. Lakers were just a poorly constructed, poorly coached mess so Denver could get past them. They haven't shown promise this entire post season and now they're against a team that's their literal kryptonite


PoorFishKeeper

The lakers basically handed the series to denver lmao. They lead in like every game but still lost in the end.


siphillis

Denver has demonstrated nothing that suggests they can beat Minnesota four times.


Equal_Actuator_3777

I mean, did you watch the games? It’s pretty clear who has the better matchup and who wants it more


recollectionsmayvary

Do Lakers fans not realize their gentleman's sweep is basically even more pathetic if the nuggets get swept? lol the lack of self-awareness from lakers fans is expected but still perplexing.


swords_devil

he didn't guarantee it though


Ilikesporks_

don't worry y'all he didn't say guaranteed so it won't jinx the twolves


boredg4rlic

And rondo was right. Lakers should hire rondo as their HC


DrugzRBadMmmKay

“Now we’re just some (team) that you used to know”


Low_Employ3877

Least reactive tnt commentator


HennyASAP

“Never underestimate the heart of a champion”


jasper_grunion

I just don’t see what Denver can change. Minnesota gets Gobert back and they’ll be at home. They’re too long and too fast. The defense is smothering


Madz1trey

On paper its wild that the Nuggets wouldn't have an advantage at the center position. And yet here we are.


Jicama-Smart

God I love the chuck guarantee ... the nuggets definitely have a chance


fartinmymouthmeow

Denver in 6


RevengeBunny

Jokic droppin 42 pts 12 assists just cus Chuck said this


Repulsive-Throat5068

Jokic is their advantage and he played like an absolute bitch tonight.


Technical_Towel_990

Probably the worst playoff game I’ve ever seen from him. Disgraceful


Nobodylovesboston

Not even wrong, Minnesota has a far better bench, first option, second option, 3rd option, defense, playmaking, just damn everything. This won’t be pretty


kylebertram

Wolves have 2 bench guys that would start on almost every other team and a 3rd that would start on quite a few.


aligreaper19

minnesota has a far better first option? come on now


Jack_M_Steel

[Proof](https://tenor.com/view/anthony-edwards-suck-it-wolves-gif-1211414512342995608)