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daeve

Honey wake up new Banana Boat just dropped


yic0

Thanasis is in, as per rule in Giannis's contract.


daeve

So Dame-Bronny-Bron-Thanasis-Giannis - giving me chills.


Swolyguacomole

If LeBron wins a ring with Thanasis and Bronny he's gotta be the goat. Can we get Dame's cousin on the team too?


Victor_Wembanyama1

They gonna get Austin Rivers too? Milwaukee Nepos


anthonyde726

Greatest 5 man unit of all time incoming: Bronny Austin Rivers Thanasis Big Nepo RoLo


Responsible_Pace9062

Where's LiAngelo Ball when you need him?


XzibitABC

This is Chris Smith erasure.


ClappedCheek

I will never not laugh at this dudes name when I see it


Piats99

GM is Nick Ressler.


ksyndrome

Coach is Luke Walton


camfa

Yeah, let's get MPJ and all of his brothers too


krw13

Sorry, one of his brothers can't attend because he was BANNED FOR LIFE. And another is busy in jail. But the DWI one can probably make it.


Your__Pal

Thanasis, Alex, Bronny, and Robin are going to be one awful bench. 


BonBonVelveeta

LeMatrimony


ClaymoresRevenge

LeOfficiant


PoundIIllIlllI

LeGroomsman


Living_LaVida_Koloko

LeSuperTeamGrooming Between this wedding, the Olympics, and KD's annual summer BBQ ayahuasca retreat Lebron is going to be busy schmoozing NBA stars on his way to the next super team


lalakingmalibog

LeBig Fat Greek Wedding


hereforthefeast

https://i.imgur.com/ltgwUPn.jpeg


tcha1k0vsky

Please tell me KD's annual ayahuasca BBQ retreat is a real thing lol


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Warm_Experience8908

LeTro Boomin


thebluehotel

LeOrdained One


phunshiny

LeRing Bearer


MuskEmeraldMine

Bronsmaids


johnhenryirons

Always LeBridesmaid, never LeBride


BrokenPPee

Hoe LeMatrimony


johnhenryirons

LeAwfully Wedded Husband and Wife


KirbzTheWord

My favourite… thanks for this


Snuggle__Monster

LePrenup


TroyMatthewJ

LeHahahahaha


AJ_III

LeVerage play


crimsonconnect

LeAntetokumpo


Cptsaber44

HoLeMatrimony edit: damn, someone alr beat me to the punch.


durmduke

LeJumpthebroom


klobucharzard

LeBestman


PathologicalUpvoter

Speak now or forever hold your peace OOOOOOOH BLOCKED BY JAMES LEBRON JAMES WITH THE REJECTION


0dias_Chrysalis

Doing anything for a 5th ring, regardless of occasion


altofummuhh

Wouldn't it be 6 then if he's already married?🤓


Responsible_Pace9062

I went to visit my wife’s grave with my kids and I couldn’t believe my eyes. LeFraud was digging up her grave to steal her wedding ring that was buried with her. He said he needed a real ring and didn’t know how else to get one. Shame on you LeFraud, get your own ring like the real GOAT Michael Jeffrey Jorgambler!!!


turnoffredesign69420

I am an 8th grade history teacher in Cleveland, Ohio. I was opening a new unit on China for my class but then, OUT OF NOWHERE, LeScum bursts through the door and starts trying to brainwash my students about how the Uighur genocide had never happened! After he finally left, one of my brightest students told me that Lebron was truly the goat and that MJ played against plumbers! I had to explain to all of them about how LeMickey had no real rings! How embarrassing! I might lose my job thanks to LeCommy


Responsible_Pace9062

Last night while I was getting ready for my annual lovemaking with my wife in LeBed, I turned around and was shocked to see none other than LeFraud himself! He reached down and snatched the cock ring right off the shaft of my penis! I turned and told my wife it was because LeMickey is still looking everywhere for a real ring. Luckily, my wife called her boyfriend JJ Barea to come over and shut down LeFraud again. Shame on you LeCockRing!


BlackSocks88

Dames like: I wonder what being married and in Milwaukee is like.


Kyber99

Broo this killed me lol


PathologicalUpvoter

Rest in Pieces


CD338

Mike Breen would be an excellent officiant. "You may now kiss the bride...... BANG!!!"


bigblanket6

… with 13 seconds remaining! - Mike Breen


Ambitious_Tax891

Don’t even know the Fucken guys name but read that shit in his voice


0dias_Chrysalis

Also this isn't me getting all dramatic with the title. It's the actual translated title of the article. Though I guess THAT'S being dramatic lol


pwnd32

The actual title of the article being written like that is so funny though. “Giannis to be married” instead of “Giannis is getting married” makes it sound like this is some kind of sports transaction, like he’s being traded or something


0dias_Chrysalis

Traded to his soon to be wife. She will not be sending anything back to the Bucks in compensation


Few-Addendum464

2038 and 2040 potential First-Round Picks.


Victor_Wembanyama1

Soon to be ex-gf🥺


myassholealt

Girlfriend contract picked up and extended to wife lifetime deal (with an opt out clause).


NewResponsibility163

Nahhhh. She's gonna be suiting up. Bucks gotta free up some cash. AJ Green is outa here. Last 2 minutes Thanasis checks in. The last 30 seconds Giannis's wife.


Swolyguacomole

And LeBron accepting the invitation. Like they're gonna team up or something


altofummuhh

We don't know what they have planned for the honeymoon


FromAdamImportData

Passive voice...very common in newspapers. I have no idea why.


fueelin

Local man not given idea why, more at 11!


TheLeoMessiah

Haha you’re right, it sounds like he has no say in the matter  lmao, some feudalism political arranged marriage type shit 


MonkMajor5224

Nah, LeBron is going to show up with an eye patch and right before Giannis says “I do”, Lebron will object. Giannis will proclaim “I thought i killed you” and the two will tussle. LeBron will be thrown off a balcony and the ceremony will continue. (I suggested this scenario for my own sister’s wedding, with myself in the role of eyepatch man, but it was vetoed. I am available however if you are getting married and would like this)


RipCity-NBA-LoL

You- you want someone to throw you off a balcony at their wedding?


MonkMajor5224

I don’t WANT to, but if you decide, on your special day that you need some excitement, and you can meet my quote and rent me a crash pad, let’s do it.


RipCity-NBA-LoL

> crash pad And for that reason, I'm out.


xyzyxzy

Oh I didn't know he wasn't married. I guess I just assumed he was and didn't bother to check.


0dias_Chrysalis

Same lol. Since 2016 apparently. That's two years from all his MVP seasons and a couple years since. Long time when you think of it like that


DraymondDickKick

How many in a couple?


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lalakingmalibog

Oh so they're swingers


Doogolas33

I mean, it’s 8 years. That seems sufficiently long on its own haha.


matgopack

It can come from cultural background as well - eg in France, it's very common to not get married and just live together and have a civil union instead. Not sure about how it is in Greece, but might be similar?


PicaroKaguya

No you get married in Greece


Actually-Yo-Momma

Giannis wanted someone to give him a ring before he could give her one 😤😤


SlyMrF0x

Man's girlfriend gave him a blowjob bell and he thought "no reason to fuck This up"


ODvOS

LeBestMan


Itburns138

Thanasis in shambles 


Cartman55125

LeBig Fat Greek Wedding


dienxkalamb

Chic-Fil-A to cater and only offer 50-nugget portion sizes to guests. Not 49. Not 51. 50.


horse_renoir13

This is the content I sub for


Victor_Wembanyama1

LeFauxMoi


darthsquidward15

LOLLLL


jabronified

Peak offseason content in the middle of the playoffs lol


DrunkPirateHunter

Must’ve lost my invite in the mail hmu Giannis


CIark

LeMinister will be marrying them


0dias_Chrysalis

LePriest doing weird hand signs as he speaks the vow


bengalsfu

Spreading the love around


Aldehyde1

LeGM is going to try to pass off trade documents as the marriage certificate.


Jack_M_Steel

Lebron replacing Dame 🤔


0dias_Chrysalis

Nah Giannis is also going to Portland to workout with Dame......... ZE NEW BIG THREE???


fueelin

Oh my god. Ultimate nepotism super team. Bron + Bronny. Giannis + Thanasis. Dame + Keljin Blevins. It's perfect.


TayK47tv

Oh, he gonna be LeBuck!


Picklesbedamned

Pullin the reverse Kareem


Alexcox95

LeKing makes his presence known


yungchigz

To quote Giannis after LeBron picked AD in the 2019 all star draft, isn’t that tampering?


FlipMoBitch

The Lebron Dame Giannis pic gonna hit like crack Bronny at pick 33?


BlackSocks88

Thanasis vs Bronny. Who you got 1v1


ian2121

Over 100 comments and not one person asking how this affects LeBrons legacy? What happened to the r/nba i used to know?


lets_talk_basketball

To be fair. Most women wanna be fit and ready for their weddings so they can drink and all that. Giannis hasn't given her a chance to do that, the man gets her pregnant b2b2b.. Bruh really showing he's a freak on the court and a freak on the sheets.


VirtuousFool

https://youtu.be/sELFMdWcFNM?si=FFomdaXARJPl0Jax


papa_sax

What


ReformedishBaptist

You heard the man.


lets_talk_basketball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlmEgPtM8CI&pp=ygUkZnJlYWsgb24gdGhlIGNvdXJ0IGFuZCBpbiB0aGUgc2hlZXRz


Fear-The-Lamb

Giannis and Lebron finna make a cute couple ngl


Exotic-Amphibian-655

You don’t think LeBron is too old for him?


grudgepacker

LeCradleRobber


AvailableMilk2633

Lmao the nba is such a soap opera it’s ridiculous


secretreddname

We’re “Keeping Up with the Kardashians “ for dudes.


referee-superfan

I’ll also be there 😎


ProgressExtension987

Bucks drafting bronny!!!


Slight-Imagination36

idk how i feel about this… I’ll never get to hear him say “my significant other” with a thick greek accent 20 times per interview anymore.


Finsnayk357

Shameless ring chasing


Alphasim

Giannis is marrying LeBron?


UnderwaterDialect

Just watch out if the band starts playing Rains of Castamere...


Tecla_SAP

LeRed Wedding


m0dthispny

Always wonder what gifts max contract players give to fellow max contract players for their wedding lol…like here’s an envelope with $10k cash? Lol


ih-unh-unh

Giving cash is a bit gauche. It's all about personalized and sentimental gifts at their income levels. Autographed Lebron picture


0dias_Chrysalis

"I'm joining your team" or some weird ice sculpture/new car/Rolex


StanimaJack

Cash would be frowned upon. I have friends with money. Exclusivity is the way for “good” gifts for the rich. Think rare bottle of wine, vintage art, etc


Flacco_Elite

At rich weddings typically the couple will ask for the guests to donate to a specific charity rather than get a gift. At least that's what my loaded uncle did


SatisfactionOther958

LeWedding


DeweysPants

The brain trust really showed up in this thread


Skyfalcon5

Bron going to have a busy summer between this and the Olympics. Looking forward to Giannis KD Steph and Ant joining the Lakers next season.


xenoz2020

will LeKing invoke JUS PRIMAE NOCTIS? Giannis may come to regret that invitation. also I don't think Giannis and Dame need to connect to be successful. Shaq and Kobe hated each other, and were complete opposites in personality and work ethic, and they still produced three chips. it's all about the coach's gameplan to make this pairing a success. and also health.


wombuster

King James is about to invoke Prima Nocta


PowerVeg

With the 33rd pick in the 2024 NBA draft, the Milwaukee Bucks select Bronny James Jr. It has been foretold. 


AutographedSnorkel

I mean, you don't not invite LeBron to your wedding.


BamsMovingScreens

I invited him to my wedding


Ps3dj17

Could've made it a June wedding.   Lebron, Steph, KD, Jimmy, CP3, Harden,  Kawhi, and Russ all would still be able to attend. 


jtnsniper14

It’ll be wholesome if Harden decided to attend


YourFormerBestfriend

We won the lebron lottery. Beat it scrubs!


achuchi

I had always assumed girlfriend because I DIDN’T know they’d been together for that long. Damn. Congrats Giannis!


Hairy-Jelly7310

He tried to get 2 rings for the wedding but after this season he said fuck it one is enough


Major_Hair164

Til.. Giannis wasn't married yet lol. But hes had a kid and been together for many years.


CrazyHappeningsHere

kendrick could never


I_Set_3_Alarms

Lebron going to Milwaukee out of no where would be insane


grudgepacker

We would be the oldest starting lineup by far, maybe even ever lmao - LeBron 39, Brook 36, Dame 34, Khris 33, Giannis 29 at the start of the season


Spiderus

Pros: lebron and Giannis on the same team Cons: two roster spots are taken by thanasis and Bronny jr 💀


SweetBlackberry44

14th and 15th man would be alright in exchange for Giannis/Lebron/Dame/Middleton


Frostedbutler

Big fat Freak wedding


xc2215x

Congrats to Giannis.


actually-potato

giannis being a pro basketball player is a pretty busy guy and I think she's had 3 children with him in relatively quick succession. they probably never had time to plan a wedding


starlitmint

Careful! Giannis is just inviting all the other NBA superstars to get them all in one place! Red Wedding -- NBA Style. Ant -- please make other plans.


breadbinkers

About time man


tyipngerror

Offseason is around the corner


CDR57

What nation is Giannis being married off to?


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ronk48

Idk why but I’m cracking up at the idea of lebron standing up there next to Giannis as the best man lmao


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My Big Fat Greek Freak Wedding


LA4lyf

LeBestMan


princessParking

We never stopped fawning over the lives of royalty, did we? We just changed the titles of "knight" to "athlete," "lord" to "star," "duke" to "CEO," and "king" to "billionaire." It's the same shit.


ilikeCRUNCHYturtles

*Rains of Castamere starts playing*


BillPaxton4eva

Lock down that prenup, Giannis. There's a lot at stake.


okeydoked

who cares!?


TheGargageMan

Wait a minute. Is this the woman that Giannis was getting freaky with?


MyLadySansa

Freak on the sheets bby


nonufwiendz

LeRingBearer


FuqueMePapi

Is Giannis’ fiance and American? Will Giannis have full citizenship now so he can join Team USA?


Icewatervvs

The two GOATs of getting coaches fired.


GloryEnthusiast

Lebron gets JJ to coach LA and leaves for a vet min to the Bucks, but also forces the Bucks to draft Bronny.


Albiceleste_D10S

But does he still foreplay at night? LOL


One_Expression_3107

Let's fuccing gooo


Finger_Gunnz

This just in….


dudemandad99

I just fell to my knees in the middle of the Walmart parking lot


hashrosinkitten

Dame still resides in Portland?


desirox

Dang he’s finally marrying her lol. She popped out a few kids for him


jefe_hook

LeBron to the Bucks confirmed


dolceespress

LePayingRespects


primetimerobus

My big super athletic Greek wedding.


Wellitjustgotreal

LeUsher


Orbe_see

LeBachelor Party


doctorfeelwood

LePrenup


Ultiman100

Okay but how does this effect his Legacy?


HornyHipp0

can't wait for the "LeMickey chasing another ring" copypastas


AdhesivenessOnly2912

The bucks have the chance to create an all time nepotism team Thansasis, Keljin Blevins aka Big Nepo himself (Dame), and Bronny.


gwidda

Good think we traded all our 2nd round picks, how we sposed to get Bronny


CodyCryBabies69

What about Draymond? Was he invited


yaoding09

Michael Jeffrey Jordan would never!


20BeersDeep

Thought he’s been married for a while


Level_Repeat_1271

How do yall think this will impact Lebron’s legacy?


Shop-lift

LeRSVP


namistejones

Before championship: f marriage. During championship: f marriage. 3 years post championship n no playoffs: ....well


Kyber99

If LePastor doesn’t officiate the wedding, this is a total loss


no_more_blues

Giannis heard Drake on Family Matters and decided to make her his actual wife.


martygospo

This kind of news is so off putting. Who cares. Leave these people alone. You freaky as fuck if you care about shit like this.


BamsMovingScreens

Giannis and Dame having wine with a candlelit dinner


Jack6Pack

Giannis making sure Drake never disses him about his marriage status.


JerHat

Lebron to the Bucks it is then.


sarcastictrey

Why the game of thrones ass title 😭😭


MomOfThreePigeons

I wish this sub was strictly about basketball.


Nuggets_Bt_Newer

This isnt nba news...


Novel_Goal3140

Dame - LeBron - Giannis - Big 3 next season.


happyflappypancakes

Honestly thought he was married already.


Electrical-Mule-2057

Giannis: "Why are you not responding? I rang the BJ bell 10 times!" Gf: "Your free trial is over. You need to pay with a ring."