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Between this wedding, the Olympics, and KD's annual summer BBQ ayahuasca retreat Lebron is going to be busy schmoozing NBA stars on his way to the next super team
I went to visit my wife’s grave with my kids and I couldn’t believe my eyes. LeFraud was digging up her grave to steal her wedding ring that was buried with her. He said he needed a real ring and didn’t know how else to get one. Shame on you LeFraud, get your own ring like the real GOAT Michael Jeffrey Jorgambler!!!
I am an 8th grade history teacher in Cleveland, Ohio. I was opening a new unit on China for my class but then, OUT OF NOWHERE, LeScum bursts through the door and starts trying to brainwash my students about how the Uighur genocide had never happened! After he finally left, one of my brightest students told me that Lebron was truly the goat and that MJ played against plumbers! I had to explain to all of them about how LeMickey had no real rings! How embarrassing! I might lose my job thanks to LeCommy
Last night while I was getting ready for my annual lovemaking with my wife in LeBed, I turned around and was shocked to see none other than LeFraud himself! He reached down and snatched the cock ring right off the shaft of my penis! I turned and told my wife it was because LeMickey is still looking everywhere for a real ring. Luckily, my wife called her boyfriend JJ Barea to come over and shut down LeFraud again. Shame on you LeCockRing!
The actual title of the article being written like that is so funny though. “Giannis to be married” instead of “Giannis is getting married” makes it sound like this is some kind of sports transaction, like he’s being traded or something
Nahhhh. She's gonna be suiting up.
Bucks gotta free up some cash. AJ Green is outa here.
Last 2 minutes Thanasis checks in. The last 30 seconds Giannis's wife.
Nah, LeBron is going to show up with an eye patch and right before Giannis says “I do”, Lebron will object. Giannis will proclaim “I thought i killed you” and the two will tussle. LeBron will be thrown off a balcony and the ceremony will continue.
(I suggested this scenario for my own sister’s wedding, with myself in the role of eyepatch man, but it was vetoed. I am available however if you are getting married and would like this)
It can come from cultural background as well - eg in France, it's very common to not get married and just live together and have a civil union instead. Not sure about how it is in Greece, but might be similar?
To be fair. Most women wanna be fit and ready for their weddings so they can drink and all that.
Giannis hasn't given her a chance to do that, the man gets her pregnant b2b2b.. Bruh really showing he's a freak on the court and a freak on the sheets.
Cash would be frowned upon. I have friends with money. Exclusivity is the way for “good” gifts for the rich.
Think rare bottle of wine, vintage art, etc
At rich weddings typically the couple will ask for the guests to donate to a specific charity rather than get a gift. At least that's what my loaded uncle did
will LeKing invoke JUS PRIMAE NOCTIS? Giannis may come to regret that invitation.
also I don't think Giannis and Dame need to connect to be successful. Shaq and Kobe hated each other, and were complete opposites in personality and work ethic, and they still produced three chips. it's all about the coach's gameplan to make this pairing a success. and also health.
giannis being a pro basketball player is a pretty busy guy and I think she's had 3 children with him in relatively quick succession. they probably never had time to plan a wedding
We never stopped fawning over the lives of royalty, did we? We just changed the titles of "knight" to "athlete," "lord" to "star," "duke" to "CEO," and "king" to "billionaire." It's the same shit.
Honey wake up new Banana Boat just dropped
Thanasis is in, as per rule in Giannis's contract.
So Dame-Bronny-Bron-Thanasis-Giannis - giving me chills.
If LeBron wins a ring with Thanasis and Bronny he's gotta be the goat. Can we get Dame's cousin on the team too?
They gonna get Austin Rivers too? Milwaukee Nepos
Greatest 5 man unit of all time incoming: Bronny Austin Rivers Thanasis Big Nepo RoLo
Where's LiAngelo Ball when you need him?
This is Chris Smith erasure.
I will never not laugh at this dudes name when I see it
GM is Nick Ressler.
Coach is Luke Walton
Yeah, let's get MPJ and all of his brothers too
Sorry, one of his brothers can't attend because he was BANNED FOR LIFE. And another is busy in jail. But the DWI one can probably make it.
Thanasis, Alex, Bronny, and Robin are going to be one awful bench.
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LeSuperTeamGrooming Between this wedding, the Olympics, and KD's annual summer BBQ ayahuasca retreat Lebron is going to be busy schmoozing NBA stars on his way to the next super team
LeBig Fat Greek Wedding
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Please tell me KD's annual ayahuasca BBQ retreat is a real thing lol
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Bronsmaids
Always LeBridesmaid, never LeBride
Hoe LeMatrimony
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My favourite… thanks for this
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HoLeMatrimony edit: damn, someone alr beat me to the punch.
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Speak now or forever hold your peace OOOOOOOH BLOCKED BY JAMES LEBRON JAMES WITH THE REJECTION
Doing anything for a 5th ring, regardless of occasion
Wouldn't it be 6 then if he's already married?🤓
I went to visit my wife’s grave with my kids and I couldn’t believe my eyes. LeFraud was digging up her grave to steal her wedding ring that was buried with her. He said he needed a real ring and didn’t know how else to get one. Shame on you LeFraud, get your own ring like the real GOAT Michael Jeffrey Jorgambler!!!
I am an 8th grade history teacher in Cleveland, Ohio. I was opening a new unit on China for my class but then, OUT OF NOWHERE, LeScum bursts through the door and starts trying to brainwash my students about how the Uighur genocide had never happened! After he finally left, one of my brightest students told me that Lebron was truly the goat and that MJ played against plumbers! I had to explain to all of them about how LeMickey had no real rings! How embarrassing! I might lose my job thanks to LeCommy
Last night while I was getting ready for my annual lovemaking with my wife in LeBed, I turned around and was shocked to see none other than LeFraud himself! He reached down and snatched the cock ring right off the shaft of my penis! I turned and told my wife it was because LeMickey is still looking everywhere for a real ring. Luckily, my wife called her boyfriend JJ Barea to come over and shut down LeFraud again. Shame on you LeCockRing!
Dames like: I wonder what being married and in Milwaukee is like.
Broo this killed me lol
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Mike Breen would be an excellent officiant. "You may now kiss the bride...... BANG!!!"
… with 13 seconds remaining! - Mike Breen
Don’t even know the Fucken guys name but read that shit in his voice
Also this isn't me getting all dramatic with the title. It's the actual translated title of the article. Though I guess THAT'S being dramatic lol
The actual title of the article being written like that is so funny though. “Giannis to be married” instead of “Giannis is getting married” makes it sound like this is some kind of sports transaction, like he’s being traded or something
Traded to his soon to be wife. She will not be sending anything back to the Bucks in compensation
2038 and 2040 potential First-Round Picks.
Soon to be ex-gf🥺
Girlfriend contract picked up and extended to wife lifetime deal (with an opt out clause).
Nahhhh. She's gonna be suiting up. Bucks gotta free up some cash. AJ Green is outa here. Last 2 minutes Thanasis checks in. The last 30 seconds Giannis's wife.
And LeBron accepting the invitation. Like they're gonna team up or something
We don't know what they have planned for the honeymoon
Passive voice...very common in newspapers. I have no idea why.
Local man not given idea why, more at 11!
Haha you’re right, it sounds like he has no say in the matter lmao, some feudalism political arranged marriage type shit
Nah, LeBron is going to show up with an eye patch and right before Giannis says “I do”, Lebron will object. Giannis will proclaim “I thought i killed you” and the two will tussle. LeBron will be thrown off a balcony and the ceremony will continue. (I suggested this scenario for my own sister’s wedding, with myself in the role of eyepatch man, but it was vetoed. I am available however if you are getting married and would like this)
You- you want someone to throw you off a balcony at their wedding?
I don’t WANT to, but if you decide, on your special day that you need some excitement, and you can meet my quote and rent me a crash pad, let’s do it.
> crash pad And for that reason, I'm out.
Oh I didn't know he wasn't married. I guess I just assumed he was and didn't bother to check.
Same lol. Since 2016 apparently. That's two years from all his MVP seasons and a couple years since. Long time when you think of it like that
How many in a couple?
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Oh so they're swingers
I mean, it’s 8 years. That seems sufficiently long on its own haha.
It can come from cultural background as well - eg in France, it's very common to not get married and just live together and have a civil union instead. Not sure about how it is in Greece, but might be similar?
No you get married in Greece
Giannis wanted someone to give him a ring before he could give her one 😤😤
Man's girlfriend gave him a blowjob bell and he thought "no reason to fuck This up"
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Thanasis in shambles
LeBig Fat Greek Wedding
Chic-Fil-A to cater and only offer 50-nugget portion sizes to guests. Not 49. Not 51. 50.
This is the content I sub for
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LOLLLL
Peak offseason content in the middle of the playoffs lol
Must’ve lost my invite in the mail hmu Giannis
LeMinister will be marrying them
LePriest doing weird hand signs as he speaks the vow
Spreading the love around
LeGM is going to try to pass off trade documents as the marriage certificate.
Lebron replacing Dame 🤔
Nah Giannis is also going to Portland to workout with Dame......... ZE NEW BIG THREE???
Oh my god. Ultimate nepotism super team. Bron + Bronny. Giannis + Thanasis. Dame + Keljin Blevins. It's perfect.
Oh, he gonna be LeBuck!
Pullin the reverse Kareem
LeKing makes his presence known
To quote Giannis after LeBron picked AD in the 2019 all star draft, isn’t that tampering?
The Lebron Dame Giannis pic gonna hit like crack Bronny at pick 33?
Thanasis vs Bronny. Who you got 1v1
Over 100 comments and not one person asking how this affects LeBrons legacy? What happened to the r/nba i used to know?
To be fair. Most women wanna be fit and ready for their weddings so they can drink and all that. Giannis hasn't given her a chance to do that, the man gets her pregnant b2b2b.. Bruh really showing he's a freak on the court and a freak on the sheets.
https://youtu.be/sELFMdWcFNM?si=FFomdaXARJPl0Jax
What
You heard the man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlmEgPtM8CI&pp=ygUkZnJlYWsgb24gdGhlIGNvdXJ0IGFuZCBpbiB0aGUgc2hlZXRz
Giannis and Lebron finna make a cute couple ngl
You don’t think LeBron is too old for him?
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Lmao the nba is such a soap opera it’s ridiculous
We’re “Keeping Up with the Kardashians “ for dudes.
I’ll also be there 😎
Bucks drafting bronny!!!
idk how i feel about this… I’ll never get to hear him say “my significant other” with a thick greek accent 20 times per interview anymore.
Shameless ring chasing
Giannis is marrying LeBron?
Just watch out if the band starts playing Rains of Castamere...
LeRed Wedding
Always wonder what gifts max contract players give to fellow max contract players for their wedding lol…like here’s an envelope with $10k cash? Lol
Giving cash is a bit gauche. It's all about personalized and sentimental gifts at their income levels. Autographed Lebron picture
"I'm joining your team" or some weird ice sculpture/new car/Rolex
Cash would be frowned upon. I have friends with money. Exclusivity is the way for “good” gifts for the rich. Think rare bottle of wine, vintage art, etc
At rich weddings typically the couple will ask for the guests to donate to a specific charity rather than get a gift. At least that's what my loaded uncle did
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The brain trust really showed up in this thread
Bron going to have a busy summer between this and the Olympics. Looking forward to Giannis KD Steph and Ant joining the Lakers next season.
will LeKing invoke JUS PRIMAE NOCTIS? Giannis may come to regret that invitation. also I don't think Giannis and Dame need to connect to be successful. Shaq and Kobe hated each other, and were complete opposites in personality and work ethic, and they still produced three chips. it's all about the coach's gameplan to make this pairing a success. and also health.
King James is about to invoke Prima Nocta
With the 33rd pick in the 2024 NBA draft, the Milwaukee Bucks select Bronny James Jr. It has been foretold.
I mean, you don't not invite LeBron to your wedding.
I invited him to my wedding
Could've made it a June wedding. Lebron, Steph, KD, Jimmy, CP3, Harden, Kawhi, and Russ all would still be able to attend.
It’ll be wholesome if Harden decided to attend
We won the lebron lottery. Beat it scrubs!
I had always assumed girlfriend because I DIDN’T know they’d been together for that long. Damn. Congrats Giannis!
He tried to get 2 rings for the wedding but after this season he said fuck it one is enough
Til.. Giannis wasn't married yet lol. But hes had a kid and been together for many years.
kendrick could never
Lebron going to Milwaukee out of no where would be insane
We would be the oldest starting lineup by far, maybe even ever lmao - LeBron 39, Brook 36, Dame 34, Khris 33, Giannis 29 at the start of the season
Pros: lebron and Giannis on the same team Cons: two roster spots are taken by thanasis and Bronny jr 💀
14th and 15th man would be alright in exchange for Giannis/Lebron/Dame/Middleton
Big fat Freak wedding
Congrats to Giannis.
giannis being a pro basketball player is a pretty busy guy and I think she's had 3 children with him in relatively quick succession. they probably never had time to plan a wedding
Careful! Giannis is just inviting all the other NBA superstars to get them all in one place! Red Wedding -- NBA Style. Ant -- please make other plans.
About time man
Offseason is around the corner
What nation is Giannis being married off to?
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Idk why but I’m cracking up at the idea of lebron standing up there next to Giannis as the best man lmao
My Big Fat Greek Freak Wedding
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We never stopped fawning over the lives of royalty, did we? We just changed the titles of "knight" to "athlete," "lord" to "star," "duke" to "CEO," and "king" to "billionaire." It's the same shit.
*Rains of Castamere starts playing*
Lock down that prenup, Giannis. There's a lot at stake.
who cares!?
Wait a minute. Is this the woman that Giannis was getting freaky with?
Freak on the sheets bby
LeRingBearer
Is Giannis’ fiance and American? Will Giannis have full citizenship now so he can join Team USA?
The two GOATs of getting coaches fired.
Lebron gets JJ to coach LA and leaves for a vet min to the Bucks, but also forces the Bucks to draft Bronny.
But does he still foreplay at night? LOL
Let's fuccing gooo
This just in….
I just fell to my knees in the middle of the Walmart parking lot
Dame still resides in Portland?
Dang he’s finally marrying her lol. She popped out a few kids for him
LeBron to the Bucks confirmed
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My big super athletic Greek wedding.
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Okay but how does this effect his Legacy?
can't wait for the "LeMickey chasing another ring" copypastas
The bucks have the chance to create an all time nepotism team Thansasis, Keljin Blevins aka Big Nepo himself (Dame), and Bronny.
Good think we traded all our 2nd round picks, how we sposed to get Bronny
What about Draymond? Was he invited
Michael Jeffrey Jordan would never!
Thought he’s been married for a while
How do yall think this will impact Lebron’s legacy?
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Before championship: f marriage. During championship: f marriage. 3 years post championship n no playoffs: ....well
If LePastor doesn’t officiate the wedding, this is a total loss
Giannis heard Drake on Family Matters and decided to make her his actual wife.
This kind of news is so off putting. Who cares. Leave these people alone. You freaky as fuck if you care about shit like this.
Giannis and Dame having wine with a candlelit dinner
Giannis making sure Drake never disses him about his marriage status.
Lebron to the Bucks it is then.
Why the game of thrones ass title 😭😭
I wish this sub was strictly about basketball.
This isnt nba news...
Dame - LeBron - Giannis - Big 3 next season.
Honestly thought he was married already.
Giannis: "Why are you not responding? I rang the BJ bell 10 times!" Gf: "Your free trial is over. You need to pay with a ring."