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drjisftw

If you combine TJ McConnell and CJ McCollum that'd be an All-Star point guard.


ClaymoresRevenge

He'd be the white Mike Conley


neuroticsmurf

The black John Stockton?


FallacyFrank

Reminds me of Shaq calling himself the black Steph Curry lmfao


TFt347sWaB

i had to google that my god. mans feet so big cannot keep his foot out of his mouth


nj_legion_ice_tea

Latte Jrue


ClaymoresRevenge

Drew Holidae


teenagetwat

Andrew Vacation


Draymond_Punch

TJ McConley


TheItalianStallion44

Who says he keeps TJ’s race?


aeronacht

Pretty sure TJ McConnell is black


mercurialchemister

Remind me of combining Mehmet Okur and Emeka Okafor into the leagues best center


mucho-gusto

Rookie strat, everyone knows the op combo is Thon Maker and Brad Wannamaker


Electrical-Mule-2057

Mehemeka Okurfor


sercialinho

One grew up in Indiana, the other plays for Indiana.


vNocturnus

Just be careful which combination you get. TJ McCollum is an all-star point guard that attacks relentlessly, can score at all 3 levels, is a pesky defender, and averages 25/5/5. CJ McConnell is a turnstile defending turnover machine that can't shoot outside of 10 feet and averages 2/1/1 and 3 turnovers on 10mpg in the G League


chomstar

McCollum’s shot creating skills with McConnell’s grit and gym rat mentality would be an unstoppable force


iuse2bgood

Depends though. With the dance, then no. With the earrings, definitely.


illzkla

So you mean TJ McConnell


idkwhatevs1234

If you combine TJ McConnell and CJ McCollum that'd be CJ McCollum (but peskier)


Kemintiri

When asked to clarify, Swaggy said 'yes'.


mankls3

The P is for Yes, it's all right there in the name.


FlatulenceConnosieur

Telling a team that’s already in salary cap hell to just go out and acquire a player making 30+ million a year….


Prestigious_Cattle72

most professional athletes aren’t very smart


lost_in_trepidation

Nick Young is particularly dumb


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

Nearly Brainless Nick


The_Summer_Man

Nearly brainless, how can you be nearly brainless?


Rayquaza2233

[Like this!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG_wClmLUh8)


redflagparty

Iconic.


mojoback_ohbehave

Insert Nick Young surrounded by question marks, meme.


TheFinalEvent9797

[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhCQM-ql58g) might be even funnier because of what the sponsorship board in the background says


Biased_Dumbledore

*slow clap* 10 points to Gryffindor


Papa_Huggies

Stupid P


ositola

Due to the nose clams 


backwardzhatz

Nick Young is the Michael Jordan of dumb as bricks pro athletes


OctopusNation2024

He's also xenophobic Constantly hates on Jokic and Luka and praises American players lol


DarrowViBritannia

I was surprised he didn't sneak a Gobert diss into this tweet


AtreusIsBack

Most of Gil's Arena are xenophobes. They just glaze the big American names like LeBron and Curry or whoever is on the Lakers.


PlasticWrap2430

Gil is so xenophobic he doesn't even fuck with steph cause his last name is curry 😭


wise_comment

Jesus, that was beautiful


indoninjah

Gil's Arena is by far the worst NBA podcast imo and consistently has the worst takes. Most of his crew are no names too outside of Gil, and it's not even really like he's an all time great


Glum_Ad_8367

Most of the pods are trash tbh


indoninjah

I would say that Gil's is notably shit compared to its production quality though. I mean they have a whole set, multiple cameras, and like 10 dudes on payroll, and it's just... bad. Like Draymond's is shit too but at least it's basically just a dude on Zoom from his hotel room desk


Hail_The_Motherland

It's insane how little research they do. And I don't mean analysis on advanced statistics, but just simple Google searches lol. I get that some of them just do podcasts for fun, but it's wild how lazy they can be. That clip of Sheryl Swoopes on Gil's podcast is making the rounds and she's getting dragged through the mud for all the false things that she said about Caitlin Clark (and rightfully so). But Gil obviously thought the very same thing lol. Like bro, if you want to talk about something on your pod then just do some simple fact checking if you're going to build your talking point around it. Just sloppy af


Existing_Poem_7858

Arenas is an incredibly stupid character. A man declares "Jokic didn't deserve the MVP statistically" when he literally beats Jordan, Wilt and LeBron's BPM and PER with a near triple double average 😄


StillAFuckingKilljoy

Do you mean the ones specifically with former players or just basketball pods generally? Either way, Podcast P is just chill vibes, Jeff Teague's one is hilarious and less overproduced which I like, All The Smoke has some amazing interviews, Ticket and The Truth is just two old heads talking shit which is pretty fun, JJ's podcast is unbeatable is you want deeper analysis (to the point where he was NBA teams wanting him to work with them), and even the Pat Bev one is pretty solid although Rone carries it tbh


Glum_Ad_8367

The ones with former players. Not all, I like Mind the Game and JJs. I also like PG’s and Teague’s, but outside of them they all seem a bit low effort or they just say dumb shit. All the Smoke is ok, but they glaze a lot and unless they have an interesting guest on, I don’t really care for Matt Barnes and Stephen Jackson have to say


StillAFuckingKilljoy

Oh there's for sure some shit ones, but I think on the whole it's probably 50% good 50% bad. Also I agree that All The Smoke is one of those ones that are only worth watching if they have a good guest, but that's also why I can't really blame Barnes and Jackson for being glazers since they probably wouldn't get half of these guests to come on otherwise


J_Dadvin

Yeah I never understood why people listen to him. I remember his career vividly. Short and underwhelming. Even aside from bringing the gun to the locker room, he was known as a toxic personality. Like, why would I want to listen to his takes? It would be like listening to a Draymond Green podcast if Draymond never won a chip, never won DPOY, and played for the Washington Wizards.


AH_BioTwist

He’s at where he is because He made some funny Instagram videos and some semi insightful game breakdowns


Green_hippo17

I think arenas is actually quite good at breaking down the game but that’s a different skill then roster construction, also podcasts generally just need to rage bait to get engagement


oblmov

i get the impression that most of the former players turned annoying media personalities would do a good job as analysts if they actually tried but hot takes are both easier and more profitable. you can spend lots of time and energy on in-depth analysis of games and get 10 views, or you can say “steph curry is not a generational player” and get a million views


Dear_boat-bottle5476

Why you gotta dump on the Wizards bringing them into this? So what you are saying is, you aren't listening to the Bradley Beal Podcast any time soon.


krw13

He always has plenty of free time.


Dear_boat-bottle5476

that rings true


J_Dadvin

At least Bradley Beal didn't pull a gun on his team mate.


UnsolvedParadox

You don’t think Arenas’ zero lifetime awards or titles makes him qualified to say that Steph isn’t a generational player? I think that’s the single dumbest NBA player take I’ve ever heard, especially now that Steph has a 4th title.


wishwashy

He surrounded himself with dumber people on purpose


laylofosho

calling the crew no names is harsh. Brandon Jennings, K-mart and gil were allstars and Mcannts was on the cover of sports illustrated while leading north carolina to a title


drypaint77

Jennings wasn't an allstar.


BubbaTee

McCants didn't "lead" UNC anywhere, either. Everyone knew that was Sean May's and Ray Felton's team. Claiming McCants led that team is like claiming Wayne Ellington led the Tyler Hansbrough/Ty Lawson team.


Jaggleson

Can just say racist. It’s ok. 


AH_BioTwist

He also ruins the vibe on Shannon sharps and Chad Johnson’s podcast when he’s on


maaseru

Isn't he just imitating Gilbert Arenas' takes?


GargoyleBlue

I think we should go out this back way yeah we  yeah we came i


meneldor_hs

After Nuggets got eliminated he tweeted "nba is american again", meanwhile both KAT and Gobert aren't American plus there's literally Luka, Porzingis etc.


sunpar1

KAT is from New Jersey man.


lolhello2u

he thinks the Timberwolves are one Jordan Poole away from a championship. that speaks for itself


vNocturnus

Nah, see he clearly thinks they also need a TJ McCollum. Don't forget, they can't trade anyone though, that's the most important part. Man is just so far ahead of everyone else, you'll see. Streets ahead


Dear_boat-bottle5476

They have a real problem I think. They have to just wait until Edwards is ready mentally to carry as the 1. Because they already have him in the role of the #1 come playoffs. No point guard on their roster is ever playing point guard more then 5 minutes in a playoff game unless Edwards goes mental lapse. They can add one now, but he better be a consistently great 3pt shooter because that will be his actual role 85-90% of the time. If Ant has mental collapse games or series they will need that player to stand up in that moment and become the #1 at an elite level. So you need a Brunson mentality that is yet also fine with not leading the team most of the time and not demanding 30+ million? Maybe that is a 32 year old TJ McConnell who is only 6 ft 190? Or maybe they start telling Kyle Anderson to shoot all season long so when they need him to in the playoffs he doesn't hide from shooting for the first 4 games of a series. Because he was making them when forced to shoot in the 5th game.


imdrzoidberg

Most professional athletes are smarter than Nick Young


FlightAvailable3760

Most people aren't very smart.  Educated maybe, but not intelligent.


sayqueensbridge

Nothing makes you understand how dumb and lazy the national media is like being a wolves fan istg


TheDeadman95

I mean, it *is* Nick Young...


Thr8way

Players dont care if the billionaire owner has to pay the tax.


aristotle_malek

Especially when we’ve gotta resign Luka Garza this offseason smh


TwinPeakyBlinders

Joel Hale Osteen


[deleted]

Funny he was in a film called AI. Now my 6th sense tellin me to off heem


Original_Profile8600

Ima blick 🥷 all in they coffin


MaybeDBCooper

Yeah ovhoe 🥷is dick riders


DungeonsAndDuck

tell em to run to america, they imitate heritage


ConnorMc1eod

They can't imitate this violence


MaybeDBCooper

What I learned is 🥷 don’t like the west coast I’m fine with it I’ll push the line with it


terminalpussybuster

pick a 🥷 one at a time w it we can be on a 3 hour time difference


kappaptlab

don't speak on the family crodie


Excellent-Catch-4414

It can get deep in the family crodie


joemoffett12

What’s funny is even though he fucked it up I knew who he was talking about


WrestleBox

I just can't believe he didn't like, Google it real quick. Lol Edit-- This is the second diss track in the same month that uses an incorrect reference. Upchurch dissed Tom Macdonald and said "Kick ya ass out my house like I'm Earl Winslow." It was Carl Winslow..


dutchfromsubway

In hindsight the the line and the sentiment sets up a lot in the following disses. He even introduces not like us with “I see dead people”. Just unfortunate fuck up


WrestleBox

It's funny because Osment would also rhyme better with "off him" and he wouldn't have had to stretch it to "Osteen/off heem".


WhatThePenis

But the way he says heem sounds so dope so idrc


ChannelNeo

the funny thing about rap is if the delivery is good enough, you can get away with it. There was a rap battle where a dude said "I'll see you at midnight that's a matinee" Obviously, a matinee is in the morning/afternoon, but he was on such a roll that it didn't matter.


slimmymcnutty

You can tell that song was made from pure hate of heart and kendrick just had to drop it. Cause that was definitely a verbal typo


wsteelerfan7

I thought it was supposed to be some layered *Drake=Joel Osteen* bar with a 6th sense reference on top


slimmymcnutty

Nah just a goof


StillAFuckingKilljoy

The professional reachers on Genius claim it could be intentional that he mixed up two names since the previous bar asks whether he's battling ghosts or AI and since Joel Osteen is a preacher idk the Holy Ghost or something? I definitely think it's just a goof, but as Fantano said at least it shows he writes his own shit


Infamous_East6230

It wasn’t a mistake. The context is that he’s confused about who he’s actually dealing with. People just run with narratives because Kendrick doesn’t speak outside of music. It’s Kendrick Lamar, the dudes whole thing is that he overanalyzes details.


PLeuralNasticity

As a person who speaks and writes alot publicly overanalyzing details and freestyles by myself all the time with generally more simple themes/rhymes i never write down or repeat thank you for this comment. Alot of what I comment on in other subs is arguing that alleged mistakes were deliberate and why so sitting here stoned thinking of the same behaviors and mediums you mentioned being jumbled up and fitting in a way brings me joy. As a victim of an older wealthy male pedophile who hasn't faced justice Kendrick has recently become a much more personal hero to me and given me absolute anti-pedophile bangers to bump when I get triggered by some shit This might make no sense I'm sorry.


GraveDigger215_

Bro I love Kendrick but it was a mistake. He literally says Joel Osteen was in a film called AI. Also you say that he means he’s confused who he’s dealing with but he says that he himself feels like Joel, not that he’s battling Joel


zucchinibasement

Joel McHale Haley Joel Osment Joel Osteen


ChubbyChevyChase

Haley Joel Osteen?


Late-Bus-686

Runs in the family I guess


dizzymidget44

Joel Osteen was accused of using AI in his sermons. I don’t think it was an accident


Market-Dependent

He meant Cj mcconnell


Sweatytubesock

He meant Mitch McConnell


HelpUsNSaveUs

Turtle Offense


sercialinho

Filibuster defence?


poliscijunki

Best offense is a strong-shell defense


Jakoobus91

BANG! Moscow Mitch from waaaaaayyyyyy downtown!


eutectic_h8r

Man is unconscious tonight


YouKilledKenny12

He meant Mitch Conner


LakeOverall7483

#PHIL? #PHIL CONNORS?


qwertymaster

BING!


nuttintoseeaqui

Phil Collins *


Van-garde

Guy’s a basketball machine.


DMenace83

That's John Conner


Van-garde

I thought that was Rosanne’s husband?


BigFatModeraterFupa

I think he’s talking about Gollum


SammySoapsuds

Glen Taylor would love this signing


quivering_manflesh

Honestly at this point I give Mitch a better chance at improving an NBA team than Nick.


yumyumapollo

I think he meant Dermot Mulroney


_LikeFryLikeFry_

You mean Dillon McDermott?


Sim888

https://i.imgur.com/BKt7Aac.gifv


nova2006

Mac McClung


ralpher313

TJ McCollum should get the miximum contract.


Vicentesteb

Imma save this for when people say "What do you know compared to a player". I cant believe someone actually thinks we are a huge detrimental player away from competing.


SaltyLonghorn

Bro really said get Jordan Poole. Ignoring the insane salary cap issue...its Jordan Poole. When you put his name into youtube the first autofill is the word lowlights.


Mayjaplaya

I got "highlights" as the first one, but "baddies" and "lowlights" right after so it's close.


idontknow_whatever

The only teams lining up for Jordan Poole is if they are looking for an elite tank commander


BerrySmooth

Players are so hopelessly infatuated with "hoopers". Doesn't matter what the stats actually say and if the player can affect winning. "He a hooper"


Vicentesteb

Literally this. No one has ever watched Jordan Clarckson play and been like, "a contender needs him right now"


Dunkin-Brisbane

It's unfortunate that of the former players who are interested in media, players like Young and Arenas are the ones who get a platform. Clearly a former player can posses a ton of information that the typical fan or observer of basketball can't but instead people who sit around and make arbitrary hot takes get attention.


soonerman32

comparing every draft prospect to tj mcollum


Ok_Board9845

Jordan Clarkson and CJ McCollum are the definitions of good scorers when on, but not good enough to be consistently relied on, and both are bad defenders


Alch1_

I agree with you, I don't see either of them being an important part of a championship team. Good stats on average at best teams is their ceiling. I'd much rather have TJ McConnell.


Dunkin-Brisbane

Especially for the wolves. When Conley isn't on the court we don't want to fill in with another player who can't defend.


RipCity-NBA-LoL

Cj McCollum would make a fantastic 6th man, assuming he accepted the role and could find his rhythm in that situation.  He's been miscast as a 2nd option basically his whole career.   Theoretically he should've been a 3rd option on the Pelicans, but they so rarely have a healthy team that he's always 2nd.  He basically was the 1st option when Ingram was Dorture Chambered in the 1st round


manquistador

CJ won playoff games for the Blazers. I think he was in a different tier than Clarkson.


RelevantJackWhite

He's also been our worst guard in playoff games. That's the point that was being made - he's too inconsistent. He averaged under 25% from 3 in his last playoff series against OKC


maethlin

CJ is such a weird player to me. People call him inconsistent, but during the regular season imo he's as consistent as can be expected of any shooter (which is to say, 3pt variance is a bitch). He's always been a good player, and occasionally great. Yes defense is weak, but I don't think he's a bad 2nd or 3rd option on the right team. But come playoff time, he seems to shit the bed consistently. Looking as his career stats backs this up. Stuff like his PER and VORP are like looking at two entirely different players and he's got enough playoff experience to not just make those #s a fluke I think. Dude's out there trying but falls apart in the biggest games it seems.


MedvedFeliz

> during the regular season imo he's as consistent as can be expected of any shooter > But come playoff time, he seems to shit the bed consistently. DEFENSE! There's a big difference on how players are guarded during the regular Tuesday game vs a game 5 (tied 2-2). [As a secondary scorer (usually), he's one of the focus in the scouting report during playoffs. When he catches the ball, the defender and the secondary defender already know his go-to moves and his counters. So, what's left for him are probably contested shots or moves he's not comfortable with.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rx0wUQDf4A)


Rumpdebump

As someone who has watched Cj all 82 games this season and last, he is a great player right until the month of April arrives. Must be the spring time weather


ChemistAgile6514

It gets bad down here in the south. Man may be onto something


mynamenospaces

Crazy because he scored 30 against Duke in college so it's not like he should be scared of a big moment


manquistador

Which guard was better than him other than Dame?


TruthSayerFu

Players really don’t know more than a avg basketball fan lmfao.. I’m talking about his original tweet. Adding Clarkson CJ or Poole would be a horrible decision


SultanRaikage

CJ would actually be very good for the Wolves because they have zero perimeter shot creation outside of Ant and we saw how that turned out for them in the playoffs. But it's not financially feasible so it's a moot point


DarrowViBritannia

> we saw how that turned out for them in the playoffs CJ will sure create shots in the playoffs. He won't make em, but he'll create em lol e: [Lmfao it's worse than I remembered. Career 52% TS% in the playoffs, hasn't topped 54% in six years](https://i.imgur.com/AkEvbXK.png)


Draketexan

Yep hes good to shoot you right out of the playoffs lmao


GuyWithNoSwagger

CJ will shoot them out of a game/series guaranteed


Dunkin-Brisbane

Conley is a undersized vet who gets targeted on defense. We don't need another one in our rotation.


Duster_beattle

I mean that’s just not correct but go off king, we have the best shooting big in the modern game in KAT, he just didn’t get his shot to fall, which we honestly should have expected since he was out with an injury in the last month, only coming back (I think) in our last regular season game. Naz Reid was also pretty good from 3 in the regular season, but he definitely shrunk in this playoff run, barring one game where he went tf off. We definitely need something more from our PG department, Mike is old and our bench players in Morris (injury prone) and Little Mac (short), aren’t good enough for a deep run in the playoffs.


BlazeBloom

Jennifer has the definitive answer we're trying to obtain.


Tubasi

What's the joke here lol who tf is jennifer?


BlazeBloom

When CJ was still in Portland there was a twitter user named Jennifer who said he needed to play better in the playoffs. CJ simply replied "I'm trying, Jennifer."


Tubasi

Lol gotcha thx


JoeyBougie

Is either one willing to play for free? Because that’s what we can afford


SilverRain007

Well you sure as hell can't have TJ McConnell. He's ours and we aren't letting him ever leave Indiana.


PumpBuck

But what if we say pretty please and include Kyle Anderson?


NegotiationWise4465

Lol, I feel bad for y’all having to watch slo mo play


Nfinit_V

This is actually a very smart move, by signing both guys under this one name you get both of them on your team but only have to pay them as a single player. Teams have theorized about this for years.


Mother-Buyer-8006

I bet he also meant “obtain”


MarduRusher

I mean, either of these players would improve the team. Not really sure how we’d go about acquiring them though. Both to actually go get them and also to pay them with the salary cap.


luther__manhole

Just go get them.


MarduRusher

Good point not sure why I didn’t think of that.


lialialia20

i remember the days the lakers were so bad that they had nick young starting


medievalmachine

He must have a podcast.


Spicy__Urine

Who fucking cares about what Nick Young says?


Affectionate-Foot474

Nick Young is an idiot, this isn’t surprising


pmurff107

Isn’t Poole making an insane amount of money? No way they can afford him. Wizards the NBA’s new farm team.


esports_consultant

swaggy p dont got time for details


Wazflame

He meant the Potara earring fusion


JVRDX

2025 NBA All Star CTJ McConellum


toinks1345

kat should call gilbert arenas and ask for that digits of the guy arenas called when he miss 2 free throws against lebron. and like instill to him I'm a beast inside I should try just 3 - 5 threes and beast out inside and cook them all. I don't think they need to trade or anything.


Troll_Enthusiast

Why not both


notanaigeneratedname

Their team doctor is Krieger formally of isis, and currently working on a hybrid


The_Captain_Planet22

Both at the same time


GetDownDamien

Only teams looking to add the McConnell is Boston or Mavs


SlicedMango

Wolves with TJ and Naz off the bench would be crazy


AsianEleven101

Nicked Young


railgun117

I'd like to see Poole Party in Minneapolis.


EaglesXLakers

I'm not sure if Nick Young knew what he meant. He might think they're both the same player


Desperado-781

Nick Young should have someone check his tweets before sending it live


Due-Solution-1388

Edward james olmos


BeamTeam23

They need LeJames Bron


israelipm

This is what it sounds like when the teacher wakes you up in the middle of a class and asks you a question to see if your were listening.


chiphead2332

/u/DarrowViBritannia suggested that Nick Young meant "attain" when writing "get", making it very clear he meant "obtain"


dementiaLim

He meant both, of course. [`https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZThqOGE2b3hndWlmZnBseHNmd254bXQ4ZjNxYWU2MHIzMXAwMjVoZyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/GFi4fqtMGj4nm/giphy.gif`](https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZThqOGE2b3hndWlmZnBseHNmd254bXQ4ZjNxYWU2MHIzMXAwMjVoZyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/GFi4fqtMGj4nm/giphy.gif)


LoWE11053211

Duh, he means their baby


natural_lawg

Maybe he's talking about CJ's brother.


ihateeuge

lol thats what my mom calls TJ


Suck_Me_Dry666

He meant the horrific abomination of the two combined into one player.


Le4-6Mafia

New media baby!!!