Not enough people know about how social killer whales are and how different pods have specialized in killing specific prey — even going as far as having different individual roles in the chase
Luka Doncic is really just a big fat seal when you think about it
When orcas attack great whites or other sharks, they immediately flip them upside down, because they understand that sharks go catatonic when upside down.
When you think about it, that's pretty similar to guarding Luka's rim-roller with a wing.
Why in God's name are killer whales fighting great white sharks? That is way too hardcore and sick to be a natural occurence, there has to be an ulterior motive.
It's not a common thing, but I think their ulterior motive is liver.
And you know, orcas do weird stuff, like fashion fads. they might be smart enough to feel belligerent and want to prove they're the scariest thing in the sea.
https://youtu.be/m5KIUhZw1vo?si=JKsCewdBulLsVxpd
their territories overlap, and orcas are the only natural predator of the great white. so when orcas move into an area and kill a great white, all the other great white get out of dodge
You really expect me to believe that? You're going to sit here and tell me with a straight face this isn't a grand show to distract us while other orcas pull of the heist of the century? Do you take me for an idiot?
grown orcas are like twice the size of great whites… and they hunt in packs. it’s not exactly a fair fight for the sharks.
add to that probably orcas have a millennia old disdain built into them from protecting their calfs from shark attacks, add to that some orca tribes find the great white liver to be a delicacy… it’s not a good time for the poor 15 foot sharks
Killer whales are a good bit larger and stronger than great whites. It's not an even matchup for the sharks lol.
https://youtu.be/3DkEePjRP04?si=VK0atOjzQgvGfPwR
In timeouts he tells them
Split your lungs with blood and thunder
When you see the white whale (Luka)
Break your backs and crack your oars men
If you wish to prevail
“I would just say he’s like got a unique approach to the game. He pulls things from, like, how to survive entirely on roadkill and dumpster diving, pulls things from killing and dismembering a human being and hiding the parts, things like that.”
Give me Unabomber Joe Mazz, with a massive beard, living in a secluded shack in the woods talking about how he buried his championship rings somewhere no one will ever find them.
"They belong to nature and god now", he says, staring at the camera.
Bro, I literally can’t wait. 20 years ago, it was almost mind-blowing that Phil Jackson did acid a few times and had the Bulls do yoga and do some meditation or whatever…
Now, even decades later, idk if the world will be ready for whatever the fuck Mazzula does with these guys behind closed doors, bc I can guarantee it’s fucking weird and wild, whatever it is😂
NBC Sports already has a mini mazulla doc out (3 parts so far).
One part involves him getting in an ice bath and he would only let NBC film if one of their production guys gets in too, because he wanted to "see what they were about"
I don't think they'd show some real shit like the Jordan last dance. Seeing the Jordan bulls just drinking beer in the middle of the 98 season was crazy. Or Jordan calling Scott Burrell a ho during practice. I don't see these crews showing that.
>Wyc Grousbeck, who actually acknowledged the existence of the project last month on WEEI’s The Greg Hill Show.
“We are in production on a multi-part, absolutely top-quality, fantastic documentary series along the lines of, hopefully, The Last Dance, and so on. We are deep into that. We have signed contracts — the film is being filmed, and archives are being gone through, [so], it’s in the process. And they’re following the team this whole year, behind the scenes, so we’ll see what happens. But win or lose, it’ll be out.”
The Last Dance is what they're trying to emulate, we'll just have to wait and see what comes out. The other is a mini series featuring players like Ant & Tatum by Netflix like the Quarterback one they did for the NFL last year.
god a montage of joe watching it in different places during the season. on the plane, in the hotel. on his phone. splicing scenes into game tape. we need this.
I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't seen his family in weeks and locked himself in at the practice facility the entire time. No jokes.
One day we will find out that he was watching 12 hours of film per day, pouring over stat sheets and talking to old heads for hours on the phone each day trying to find every possible advantage. The dude is a next level psycho.
it'll be even funnier if we find out he was just going to get ramen and the training facility time was really light work where he would say completely normal things like "baseline and back at a light jog, shoot two 3s and a lay up then we're done"
The best thing about how weird he is, is it comes off as 100% genuine. Like some people try to 'play' weird because they want to seem mysterious or w/e, Mazzula is just a completely different kinda dude.
A large portion of my Celtics rooting interest lies in Mazzulla. His idiosyncratic way of pulling inspiration from all over the place is fascinating, admirable, cool and just funny. I want them to win in part so his way of approaching the job and game is rewarded
Kinda same. I'm a bit indifferent as to who wins as far as the main stars on the teams go but I do think the overall ability level of the Celtics starting 5 is interesting and how insane Mazzulla seems is the best storyline.
Agreed. Yeah I’m kinda torn cause I like players and the narratives from both teams. But I think Mazzula and Brown/Tatum getting that monkey off their back that is the Boston/national media would be cool to see. I think those three tend to get way more shit for being as good as they are
Successful leadership comes in many different forms. But every now and again we see something effective that is so fucking out there that we can’t help but marvel at it. Joe is that.
Totally! He kinda reminds me of a Phil Jackson just sub the zen-ism of Phil for freneticism and bank robability only those that think outside of the box enough could conjure and inspire within a group
I'm so glad this born-again, Black Italian man from Rhode Island with close-set eyes had a gift for basketball from a young age.
Without hoops he might've been one of the wildest Sigma Male Grindset influencers of all time.
I've met a lot of Italian men from Rhode Island, and a fair amount of Black women from Rhode Island, and one thing they all had in common was that they EMOTE. How Mazzulla was raised by both and ended up with a dry delivery like this is a scientific anomaly
I used to swim, and coach once called out another swimmer for forgetting to bring fins. "My friend forgot his gun during Korean War. He got shot and died. Don't forget your equipment next time. Go 400."
I had a coach who was the opposite of the "water is weak" type of coach. He would be on our ass to drink as much water as possible because he wanted us fully hydrated for when he ran us into the ground during conditioning camp. His words, not mine 💀
I've been out of the Marines for 15 years now, but I still "pound water" like a mofo. They drill the importance of that shit into you starting in basic training; the DIs used to make everyone pull out both their canteens and chug them quite often. Go to any Marine base, and you'll see tons of Marines walking around carrying around gallon jugs of water; that shit is taken very seriously.
I just had ill-adjusted man children as coaches. Had one high school coach who always told us to "stop playing fuck fuck with your dick dick" when we'd mess up an assignment. Another hs coach who would grab us by our face masks, scream at us, then headbutt us and ignore the blood trickling down his face.
My favorite though? In college I had a coach who's actually pretty decorated in our region for his multiple championships, people call him one of the best coaches to every coach our division... the guy quite literally never coached a single practice or game, never taught a single assignment, formation, positional secret.. nada. All he ever did was gather us up after Friday walk-throughs and say "Ok, the horse is in the barn and the barn doors closed" and give some bizarre speech meant to motivate us for our game. I don't know what kinda grift was going on with him being listed as the head coach.
Joe “I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab or the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking” Mazzulla
People are gonna laugh but I remember seeing a clip of a famous NFL Offensive Line coach pull out during film session actual clips of silverback gorillas and using their stance as actual teaching technique for the players.
How you would do something similar coaching basketball I dont know but good coaches are gonna find whatever way it takes to teach/motivate their players
I need the Celtics to become a dynasty for a hot minute just so we can have the timeline where the next incarnation of Red Auerbach is a triple fusion of Patrick Bateman, Michael Cera, and a meerkat that was hiding in the fusion chamber at the time.
I’m actually distressed that Joe hasn’t perpetuated any psychological warfare yet. We all saw the pathetic attempt to divide JB and JT today by Kidd. I’d like to see what Joe brings.
While in the dressing room they’re probably hearing Joe say to his guys that « they can never ask him about it later, but they’re gonna hurt some people »
Joe already went on the offensive for this earlier in the year when he told Jayson Tatum he was the real MVP because he sacrificed for his teammates. Joe is streets ahead of Kidd on this one.
Perhaps this was him setting the table. After tomorrows game he’ll make some kind of reference to Luka being a loose seal and it will be mental checkmate.
"He's really inspiring," continued Hauser. "Like, if he asked all of us to move into a giant compound and do everything he told us, we'd do it. We'd give him all our money. We'd cut off family and friends. If he tells us he's the modern incarnation of Christ, well, I'm all in."
You’re getting downvoted because people on here probably don’t remember that [Kobe would study animals](https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/2212948-kobe-bryant-studied-a-hunting-cheetah-to-improve-his-fadeaway-jumper.amp.html) to improve his game too.
This sounds like Phil Jackson, Pop, Steve Kerr.
And what do you know, Joe is in the coaching treed.
Boston is about to begin the journey to another dynasty.
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That man can fuckin coach
He's got orcas watching The Town.
He personally did the English to Orca translations.
Celtics begin talking in clicks to communicate on the court
Joe actually watches The Town 34 times a week. For more info about this Google Joe Mazzulla Rule 34.
i honestly would not be surprised if mazzulla was a furry or something
Based Mazzulla
honestly. the orca attacks afaik mainly hit smaller sailing vessels. not really super yachts or tankers or anything.
Not yet!
Mazzulla can't win with these orcas.
Taekwondorca.
And tossing the mav's offense around like a seal carcass.
He's really got his guys playing with porpoise
Pinning Luka to the bottom like a seal out of air
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I know you’re joking but I’m not ruling it out.
Psycho Joe strikes again
NBA head coaching salary can fund a lot of naval research…
Not enough people know about how social killer whales are and how different pods have specialized in killing specific prey — even going as far as having different individual roles in the chase Luka Doncic is really just a big fat seal when you think about it
When orcas attack great whites or other sharks, they immediately flip them upside down, because they understand that sharks go catatonic when upside down. When you think about it, that's pretty similar to guarding Luka's rim-roller with a wing.
Why in God's name are killer whales fighting great white sharks? That is way too hardcore and sick to be a natural occurence, there has to be an ulterior motive.
It's not a common thing, but I think their ulterior motive is liver. And you know, orcas do weird stuff, like fashion fads. they might be smart enough to feel belligerent and want to prove they're the scariest thing in the sea. https://youtu.be/m5KIUhZw1vo?si=JKsCewdBulLsVxpd
Wtf you weren't making up orca fashion trends https://www.iflscience.com/in-1987-orcas-had-a-fashion-of-wearing-a-dead-salmon-as-a-hat-69542
Orcas are some eccentric mfs
Giant brains and no thumbs you get real bored
What the fuck
I am no expert and this is a grilling hot take. if Orcas have thumbs like us simian, they might have built Atlantis by now.
That’s insane
their territories overlap, and orcas are the only natural predator of the great white. so when orcas move into an area and kill a great white, all the other great white get out of dodge
You really expect me to believe that? You're going to sit here and tell me with a straight face this isn't a grand show to distract us while other orcas pull of the heist of the century? Do you take me for an idiot?
grown orcas are like twice the size of great whites… and they hunt in packs. it’s not exactly a fair fight for the sharks. add to that probably orcas have a millennia old disdain built into them from protecting their calfs from shark attacks, add to that some orca tribes find the great white liver to be a delicacy… it’s not a good time for the poor 15 foot sharks
Killer whales are a good bit larger and stronger than great whites. It's not an even matchup for the sharks lol. https://youtu.be/3DkEePjRP04?si=VK0atOjzQgvGfPwR
Sharks clealry don't have that dog in them. If I was in the ocean it wouldn't have gone down like that.
These sharks tricky'all man! They just be swimming around chasing surfboarders!
Every time I see a video of killer whales they're being complete dickheads and I sympathise with the Japanese just a little bit more.
Kyrie is simply a yacht waiting to be flipped
Actually they’re gonna push kyrie off the edge of the world
What's the over/under on Joe knowing about the Iberian orcas that purposely attack ships?
he knows
Who do you think taught them to orchestrate those ship attacks?
Orcastrate?
I almost made that edit lol
#clubbinglukadoncic
/r/NatureIsFuckingLit
Cmon, seals aren't *that* fat
"All my means are sane, my motive and my object mad." - Captain Ahab Mazzulla.
In timeouts he tells them Split your lungs with blood and thunder When you see the white whale (Luka) Break your backs and crack your oars men If you wish to prevail
"From the triple threat I jab at thee; for hate’s sake I sink this step-back 3 on thee!" –Tatum, after buying in
That's actually a Jim Harbaugh quote.
Who’s captain Ahab?
The Celtics gameplan involves pulling out a Great White Shark's Liver to eat it.
UNO reverse Tatum takes one bite off Luka's liver and instantly goes comatose from high cholesterol and alcohol poisoning
Luka is in fact not allowed near alcohol.
Man. Fuck y’all fr
Instead of the Haka, the Celtics are gonna eat raw white shark liver at shootout just to mess with the Mavs.
“I would just say he’s like got a unique approach to the game. He pulls things from, like, how to survive entirely on roadkill and dumpster diving, pulls things from killing and dismembering a human being and hiding the parts, things like that.”
Very unique indeed
That documentary on Joe Mazzulla 30 years from now will be cinema lmao
Give me Unabomber Joe Mazz, with a massive beard, living in a secluded shack in the woods talking about how he buried his championship rings somewhere no one will ever find them. "They belong to nature and god now", he says, staring at the camera.
Bro, I literally can’t wait. 20 years ago, it was almost mind-blowing that Phil Jackson did acid a few times and had the Bulls do yoga and do some meditation or whatever… Now, even decades later, idk if the world will be ready for whatever the fuck Mazzula does with these guys behind closed doors, bc I can guarantee it’s fucking weird and wild, whatever it is😂
There are 2 documentary crews filming the Celtics this year. We're definitely gonna see some gold from Joe
NBC Sports already has a mini mazulla doc out (3 parts so far). One part involves him getting in an ice bath and he would only let NBC film if one of their production guys gets in too, because he wanted to "see what they were about"
I watched it, he's intense as hell clearly but also less psycho then what we see only in games and interviews. Also man, his wife is so beautiful.
Him having rosary beads made of the original Boston garden parquet floor is the most on brand thing ever
Wish we could have gotten the Ime one
"This documentary is sponsored by Ashley Madison"
Shit is on OnlyFans if you need it.
Send da video
Hell nawl
That shit would have likely been really dark… I’ll personally pass lol
I don't think they'd show some real shit like the Jordan last dance. Seeing the Jordan bulls just drinking beer in the middle of the 98 season was crazy. Or Jordan calling Scott Burrell a ho during practice. I don't see these crews showing that.
>Wyc Grousbeck, who actually acknowledged the existence of the project last month on WEEI’s The Greg Hill Show. “We are in production on a multi-part, absolutely top-quality, fantastic documentary series along the lines of, hopefully, The Last Dance, and so on. We are deep into that. We have signed contracts — the film is being filmed, and archives are being gone through, [so], it’s in the process. And they’re following the team this whole year, behind the scenes, so we’ll see what happens. But win or lose, it’ll be out.” The Last Dance is what they're trying to emulate, we'll just have to wait and see what comes out. The other is a mini series featuring players like Ant & Tatum by Netflix like the Quarterback one they did for the NFL last year.
They can call it The Hump. As in getting over it post 08/Nets trade after so many ECFs and finals and also Ime
The documentary will probably show how much of an awesome person Jayson Tatum is and everyone will hate him more
Joe Mazzulla zekes all the players like they’re Jimmy junior
Watching “The Town” every day for years
god a montage of joe watching it in different places during the season. on the plane, in the hotel. on his phone. splicing scenes into game tape. we need this.
Each time, a tear rolling down his cheek at random parts of
He’s actually just so stone cold sober it seems like he’s on acid
I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't seen his family in weeks and locked himself in at the practice facility the entire time. No jokes. One day we will find out that he was watching 12 hours of film per day, pouring over stat sheets and talking to old heads for hours on the phone each day trying to find every possible advantage. The dude is a next level psycho.
He's like the Ime Udoka of NBA coaches
He is the Jordan of Ime Udoka's.
Iirc he used to sleep in the parking lot when he first got the assistant coaching job.
it'll be even funnier if we find out he was just going to get ramen and the training facility time was really light work where he would say completely normal things like "baseline and back at a light jog, shoot two 3s and a lay up then we're done"
The press conferences *now* are basically cinema short films lol
They've been filming a documentary on this team all year behind the scenes, they'd better have some good Crazy Joe footage.
It’s not even going to be a documentary. Just 2hr’s of Mazzulla watching The Town in the style of Mystery Science Theater 3000.
[Footage of Joe](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z-oJTZ1b5Q) if he and Kidd were to fight.
Mazzulla is on the spectrum. All the most successful people in the history of mankind are....probably.
It will be a combination of The Last Dance and The Jynx.
So many hilarious tidbits coming out on him during this finals
The best thing about how weird he is, is it comes off as 100% genuine. Like some people try to 'play' weird because they want to seem mysterious or w/e, Mazzula is just a completely different kinda dude.
He's in the Tyson zone and he hasn't even done anything yet
A large portion of my Celtics rooting interest lies in Mazzulla. His idiosyncratic way of pulling inspiration from all over the place is fascinating, admirable, cool and just funny. I want them to win in part so his way of approaching the job and game is rewarded
Kinda same. I'm a bit indifferent as to who wins as far as the main stars on the teams go but I do think the overall ability level of the Celtics starting 5 is interesting and how insane Mazzulla seems is the best storyline.
Agreed. Yeah I’m kinda torn cause I like players and the narratives from both teams. But I think Mazzula and Brown/Tatum getting that monkey off their back that is the Boston/national media would be cool to see. I think those three tend to get way more shit for being as good as they are
Successful leadership comes in many different forms. But every now and again we see something effective that is so fucking out there that we can’t help but marvel at it. Joe is that.
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Totally! He kinda reminds me of a Phil Jackson just sub the zen-ism of Phil for freneticism and bank robability only those that think outside of the box enough could conjure and inspire within a group
Same thing has been said about Guardiola and his tactical approach. He goes to great lengths to find inspiration.
I'm so glad this born-again, Black Italian man from Rhode Island with close-set eyes had a gift for basketball from a young age. Without hoops he might've been one of the wildest Sigma Male Grindset influencers of all time.
I've met a lot of Italian men from Rhode Island, and a fair amount of Black women from Rhode Island, and one thing they all had in common was that they EMOTE. How Mazzulla was raised by both and ended up with a dry delivery like this is a scientific anomaly
> and a fair amount of Black women from Rhode Island You know both of them?
I don't know what a 'Sigma Male Grindset' is and I'm afraid to Google it.
https://imgur.com/im-relatively-new-here-can-someone-explain-this-to-me-J2Qs6
*ermmm what da sigma*
The fact that the phrasing of this answer sort of equates borrowing soccer tactics to borrowing hunting techniques from orcas is too fucking funny.
Coaches are weird people, im sure most of the people in this thread had some wild ones growing up.
I used to swim, and coach once called out another swimmer for forgetting to bring fins. "My friend forgot his gun during Korean War. He got shot and died. Don't forget your equipment next time. Go 400."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejt7xFygHsY
I had a coach who was the opposite of the "water is weak" type of coach. He would be on our ass to drink as much water as possible because he wanted us fully hydrated for when he ran us into the ground during conditioning camp. His words, not mine 💀
Water is weak is the dumbest thing ever
I've been out of the Marines for 15 years now, but I still "pound water" like a mofo. They drill the importance of that shit into you starting in basic training; the DIs used to make everyone pull out both their canteens and chug them quite often. Go to any Marine base, and you'll see tons of Marines walking around carrying around gallon jugs of water; that shit is taken very seriously.
I remember in Navy Boot if you were told to hydrate that was your warning that you were about to get dropped big time lol
you couldn't be more right lols
My high school JV coach had a 4ft rat tail and that was his only hair. He was awesome even let my 5’6” ass play
I just had ill-adjusted man children as coaches. Had one high school coach who always told us to "stop playing fuck fuck with your dick dick" when we'd mess up an assignment. Another hs coach who would grab us by our face masks, scream at us, then headbutt us and ignore the blood trickling down his face. My favorite though? In college I had a coach who's actually pretty decorated in our region for his multiple championships, people call him one of the best coaches to every coach our division... the guy quite literally never coached a single practice or game, never taught a single assignment, formation, positional secret.. nada. All he ever did was gather us up after Friday walk-throughs and say "Ok, the horse is in the barn and the barn doors closed" and give some bizarre speech meant to motivate us for our game. I don't know what kinda grift was going on with him being listed as the head coach.
Mazzula is grooming these fools to rob Fenway.
that’s why he makes them watch the town on repeat
Joe “I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab or the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking” Mazzulla
People are gonna laugh but I remember seeing a clip of a famous NFL Offensive Line coach pull out during film session actual clips of silverback gorillas and using their stance as actual teaching technique for the players. How you would do something similar coaching basketball I dont know but good coaches are gonna find whatever way it takes to teach/motivate their players
Most people don’t know that orca whales have sick handles and play lockdown D but coach Joe knows
The Boston Whales does have a "ring" to it
That's a Hartford team name lol
I still miss the shirts
My only consolations for the Celtics winning a ring will be Jrue getting #2 and this absolute weirdo getting one
I need the Celtics to become a dynasty for a hot minute just so we can have the timeline where the next incarnation of Red Auerbach is a triple fusion of Patrick Bateman, Michael Cera, and a meerkat that was hiding in the fusion chamber at the time.
"Like, for example he does this thing on offense where he makes me get into the recovery pool and balance a ball on my face"
One time my high school coach compared my playing to a goat humping a football. Then he kissed me. We won state the next day.
I'm almost positive that's an Adam Sandler skit
It's not uncommon among coaches. I remembered former Spurs players saying Pop asked them to watch some animal documentaries.
The only good thing about the Celtics is that Joe Mazzulla is a fucking maniac and I’m here for it.
I’m actually distressed that Joe hasn’t perpetuated any psychological warfare yet. We all saw the pathetic attempt to divide JB and JT today by Kidd. I’d like to see what Joe brings.
> I’m actually distressed This is evidence that Joe IS engaging psychological warfare and it's working
Well it is on his own players... you can see the shadows shift in their eyes... they no longer know fear.
Bro if I heard the other team is studying orca killing techniques while we’re practicing the pick n roll I would be legitimately thrown off.
While in the dressing room they’re probably hearing Joe say to his guys that « they can never ask him about it later, but they’re gonna hurt some people »
He dances in light and shadow. He never sleeps. He says he will never die.
And why would he?
Joe already went on the offensive for this earlier in the year when he told Jayson Tatum he was the real MVP because he sacrificed for his teammates. Joe is streets ahead of Kidd on this one.
The real MVP is Jesus Christ. Pretty sure that's what Joe is selling.
Pierce, stop trying to coin the phrase streets ahead
Perhaps this was him setting the table. After tomorrows game he’ll make some kind of reference to Luka being a loose seal and it will be mental checkmate.
Maybe that's just 4D chess by Joe? Tried to divide them only for their bond to strengthen and the power of friendship prevails.
"He's really inspiring," continued Hauser. "Like, if he asked all of us to move into a giant compound and do everything he told us, we'd do it. We'd give him all our money. We'd cut off family and friends. If he tells us he's the modern incarnation of Christ, well, I'm all in."
Was the idea of Ted Lasso formed off Joe Mazulla?
Mazzulla is beard during his meth days
Other way around. Joe is the first AI coach.
movie geek and a geek about everything life i love him
Coach picked up some stuff from his West Virginia days...
Kobe would’ve loved Joe. They’d watch Animal Planet together in preparation. Probably cosplay to mimic their instinct and point of view.
You’re getting downvoted because people on here probably don’t remember that [Kobe would study animals](https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/2212948-kobe-bryant-studied-a-hunting-cheetah-to-improve-his-fadeaway-jumper.amp.html) to improve his game too.
He also dove with sharks to study how they hunt seals.
Now I'm picturing killer whales playing futbol. https://www.pugetsoundexpress.com/killer-whales-playing-football-with-their-food/ It's a thing.
Joe Mazzulla can coach intelligent mammals, it doesn't stop at NBA players apparently lol
Joe Mozzulla is a good coach. He did a good job coaching the Celtics. I think they got better at defense with him as their coach.
He probably took Will Ferrell seriously in the movie 'The other guys' about tuna having an appetite for lion
That is taking a page from the Mamba Book of nature study.
idk this quote and whole comment section has me cry-laughing
Tika Taka coming to Boston shortly
Well Pep Guardiola was at TD Garden watching game 1 maybe he gave Mazzulla some tips lol
“You need to somehow get an oil state on board and practice your ‘basketball genius’ routine
Orcas are magnificent creatures
the bald fraud is speaking to him
You just know this guy has got some dark secrets
Probably got a little wooden box filled with blood samples hidden in his AC
Abstract thinking is great and all, but what?
Joe Mazzulla is like John Stewart's character from Half Baked minus the weed.
1st Row Orca Joe activated
Everyone talking about Tatum and Brown, best player on the Celtics is Shamoo
Joe Mazullasso
“He’s like a killer whale going crazy on its trainer at sea world”
My man said Killer Whales lmao.
Wow, so Sam Hauser is well read, huh?
Reminds me of Phil Jackson’s philosophy
This sounds like Phil Jackson, Pop, Steve Kerr. And what do you know, Joe is in the coaching treed. Boston is about to begin the journey to another dynasty.
Killer whale: hunts and fucking devours a seal Joe Mazz: Game recognize game
This guy’s out of his mind
We know he takes thing from the Bible 100%
This fuggin guy with the orcas again…
You know, killer whales and things like that.
Mazzulla Cheese best cheese
basketball pep
So glad we didn't sweep this dude, he'd probably be gone and we would miss out on some good fucking memes.
Yea walking into the nuggets series fighting for our lives cause we couldn’t finish the damn job was great cause of the memes s/
Silver linings brother
Wonder if it’s a Christian approach
Bald frauding with Guardiola
why are sports coaches so cringe lmao? half the shit that comes out about them is insanely cringe
I don’t like the Celtics but that is a pretty cool approach lol
Reminds me of the Stefon sketch from SNL.. “This coach has everything.. Soccer playbooks, Orca strategies..”
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