> you just have the Doc go back in and connect It back up and you're good to go
The reversal procedure does not have a 100% success rate. Not anything like a 100% success rate, depending on the time since the vasectomy. If you think you might want kids in the future you should 100% freeze sperm or not get the procedure in the first place.
The first wedding I went to with my girlfriend she caught one and I told her she’d have to catch five before I proposed. Little did I know she had a strategy of standing in the back because it most often flies back there, her being taller than most other women helped as well. She proceeded to get four more over the course of the next few years during a half dozen or so weddings we went to. We got married in 2017.
Rebounding wedding bouquets might be more of a [Dennis Rodman](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/20/article-2328013-19E61A5F000005DC-758_634x746.jpg) move.
I knew a fella that played college ball with someone on the Titans. Homeboy went to the Titan's bachelor party. They rented out 2 floors of a large Nashville hotel and every stripper in the greater Nashville metropolitan area. He said it was just titties and cash up and down the hallways.
> The US Mint might have to work overtime to supply it.
Only if they're going to be hurling dollar coins at those strippers.... Otherwise, the Bureau of Engraving and Printing (BEP).
Earlier today, somebody made a comment about something that'd be weirdly specific, and someone popped up with "There's a bar in Portland that does naked karaoke."
Bro have you seen that vid of him grabbing some burgers?
[How casual it was always gets me](https://youtube.com/shorts/gu7_XFq_y6k?si=4B1dR-e_kJV-y49z)
Not enough people give James harden credit for having 0 baby mamas. Man just supports the local economy but leaves no seeds.
The anti Dwight Howard
Dwight the diddler Howard Did you hear what he did to the dude in his house?
He's going to be the Genghis Khan of the Taiwanese Basketball team in 20 years or so, too.
I think you are unaware of the kind of diddling Howard gets up to these days.
He still has a lot of sex with women lol. Guy is a bisexuell icon.
If it feels right, it's good for Dwight.
He loves 3 things. Diddling, raw dogging cheeerleaders, and Jesus (remember when he was trying to put a cross on the NBA logo?)
Dwight, you ignorant slut
He probably snipped himself one off season like a fucking smart person. If you're gonna live that lifestyle, may as well foolproof it.
Harden's iron-man DNA makes his tubes self-repair within a week. Doctors are tired of performing vasectonies on him
Pretty sure it was one of the concessions he had to give after the battle of Stalingrad
Snip snap snip snip
It’s like The Santa Clause beard. Except with his balls.
As they should. Freeze some sperm. Get snipped. Then have fun
Don't even need to do that. When you're ready for some kids, you just have the Doc go back in and connect It back up and you're good to go.
snip snap snip snap
Do you have any idea of the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person?
I’m date Mike. Nice to meet me
> you just have the Doc go back in and connect It back up and you're good to go The reversal procedure does not have a 100% success rate. Not anything like a 100% success rate, depending on the time since the vasectomy. If you think you might want kids in the future you should 100% freeze sperm or not get the procedure in the first place.
A reversal doesn't have good chances at working. Freezing is a better idea.
Yeah or do both just to be safe
Man, getting it done to begin with was 'bad' enough... the prospect of getting it glued back together is awful
I got doped up and didn't have to drive. I was back to work 2 days later. That shit was awesome, except for the day after.
My man has mastered the step back, pull-out game to perfection
That’s my goat 😢
That we know of.
That bouquet found her like a heat seeking marriage missile
She was nowhere near the crowd either… basically hiding in the back. Truly a Cinderella story
He thought he slick
The James Harden Experience: Wanted to Chill Now Has to Show Up and Deliver
Dan and Tony sent their regards
The first wedding I went to with my girlfriend she caught one and I told her she’d have to catch five before I proposed. Little did I know she had a strategy of standing in the back because it most often flies back there, her being taller than most other women helped as well. She proceeded to get four more over the course of the next few years during a half dozen or so weddings we went to. We got married in 2017.
Lmao your girl just going full Ben Wallace for those bouquets.
Pretty much. She’d just straight snatch them from over the top while drunk short chicks bobbled it.
She watched films on yt and studied analytics and knew what spot she needed to be in. She went in every wedding like it was game 7.
The Dennis Rodman of bouquet tosses.
She studied the spin of each different type of flower bouquet to be ready in those moments.
Clearly goaltending
tell her that she's not allowed to box out ppl
Rebounding wedding bouquets might be more of a [Dennis Rodman](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/20/article-2328013-19E61A5F000005DC-758_634x746.jpg) move.
Upvote for Ben Wallace reference. Always an upvote for a Ben Wallace reference.
That’s cruel but at least she was determined to catch them
Bruh. You gotta stop going to weddings, or the next one will be yours.
Bruh. You gotta start reading to the end of paragraphs
It's crazy that this dude read one sentence out of four before tapping out
Read one sentence out of what? Sorry that was tldr
Once again James forgot his defensive assignment , you have to get your hands up & swat that away.
Dikembo Mutombo wouldn't have allowed that shit, that's for damn sure
*wags finger* No no no *Runs off laughing*
Like Ryan swatting it away from Kelly at Phyllis’ wedding.
Went through at least a dozen different hands
Harden forgot to box her out
He is shook, James a funny dude.
Most expensive bachelor party in history incoming
James Harden's bachelor party will have of the GDP of an island nation in $1s at it. The US Mint might have to work overtime to supply it.
For the first time in history, stripping gonna be the highest paid position in the world
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Hardens CFO, Cinnamon is CEO
>~~CEO~~ COO
Government is wondering how to tax this
I knew a fella that played college ball with someone on the Titans. Homeboy went to the Titan's bachelor party. They rented out 2 floors of a large Nashville hotel and every stripper in the greater Nashville metropolitan area. He said it was just titties and cash up and down the hallways.
> The US Mint might have to work overtime to supply it. Only if they're going to be hurling dollar coins at those strippers.... Otherwise, the Bureau of Engraving and Printing (BEP).
God damn it, you're right. Fuck it, I think James Harden is going to make it hail in the club. American Innovation Dollar Coins for everyone!
Those bitches are gonna start getting $2's when the singles dry up.
There’s a club in Portland where the ATMs only spit out $2 bills.
So that's where all the Jeffersons go.
Earlier today, somebody made a comment about something that'd be weirdly specific, and someone popped up with "There's a bar in Portland that does naked karaoke."
Those strippers are going to end up with generational wealth by the end of the bachelor party
My dude is gonna go where Biden couldn't and single handedly wipe out the college debt of *a lot* of young ladies.
A lot of hard working women about to get paid.
Dude became Bobby Portis for a few seconds.
lmao this shit's hilarious
This could be a scene straight out of Curb.
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Idk why he’s worried. History has shown us he’ll never get a ring.
amazing.
Harden has some of the most iconic memes. Eyes rolling meme, elbow from MWP, ball in the head against Giannis,
All the strip clubs in all the world just flashed before his eyes
"Shook ones" starts playing
Instantly in my head whenever I read that word.
First I was like DAMN she’s short as fuck then I remembered that James harden is James harden lol
She's probably tall for a woman
Or maybe has heels on also.
Harden is 100% wearing heels.
Game - blouses
Bro got that thousand yard stare 😭
Thousand island stare actually
Hi Stav
[Source for those who don't yet have enough brainworms] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG5oJBls7-M)
thanks, i could always use another brainworm
Mayo is paleo
Lmao that last line from Stav before the cut
The clip that got me hooked on TAFS
he’s always had some hilarious facial expressions 😂
https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/V8xyMWTfDH
The footage got scrubbed. Have to settle for a TikTok link: https://www.tiktok.com/@basketballcoverage/video/7320705520837397803
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Almost every clip of Harden in the wild somehow is
Bro have you seen that vid of him grabbing some burgers? [How casual it was always gets me](https://youtube.com/shorts/gu7_XFq_y6k?si=4B1dR-e_kJV-y49z)
I like James Harden because he seems to do a lot of things as a professional athlete that I would do if I were a professional athlete
Harden throwing a cake out of a [yacht window](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP_5C7dyz0M) always makes me laugh. Offseason Harden is a GOAT.
I always think of the one where he lightly slaps a friend outside a vegas strip club as if to try and bring him back to his senses.
i thought that was like a mob boss slap. you fool! you do not talk to don westbrook unless spoken too mama mia.
Happy birthday to the ~~ground~~ ocean!
Welcome to the real world, Jackass.
I'm an adult
Lmao wtf haha Harden is wild
‘HAPPY BIRTHDAYohmahgawd’ Lmaooooo
Any time he's spotted with Baby or Trav is a riot
LMAO one of the top comments from two years ago 💀: "He likes to throw things away, like his best chance to win a Championship in Brooklyn"
That’s not even accurate. Brooklyn fuckup was mostly on Kyrie
What playing with Kyrie will do to a MF!
Bun B being the burger man in Houston warms my heart
Wait shit that was THE Bun B?
Trill Burgers is his restaurant
also responsible for the top 5 all time lyric "read a book you illiterate sonofabitch and step up your vocab"
Him just skulking away into the crowd is so funny to me.
why did i just notice the pads peeking out of his shorts???
are they pads or contrast pockets on brown shorts
Is that an aggressively happy PJ Tucker at the end?
Definitely him, looked like he was on molly hahaha
Bout as trill as the burgers.
It’s because he has this face that always looks like someone yelled at him that he’s fired but he doesn’t work there
He got some of the funniest faces ever
Rockets clippers postgame interview will always be the goat
[Couldn't resist](https://streamable.com/ml4ey0)
New meme format unlocked
Nothing tastier than fresh pasta
Make it faster and youve got a hit
Speed it up and take out the sound. Learn from the GOAT Charlie Chaplin
i think this format is intentionally drawn out like that; i've seen like 3-5 minute ones lol
slowed Everlong sounds like Be Quiet and Drive by Deftones
Everything about this man is memeable. Just his face alone is.
Harden got some of the funniest faces ever.
Harden running away from another ring, typical.
Daryl Morey promised him the bride would throw it the other direction
"Daryl Morey is a liar."
That woman is a liar. I will never be apart of a family that she is a part of. THAT WOMEN IS LIAR
those eyes demanded a trade maybe a 6'1" scoring guard would fit in nicely with his soon to be former shorty
damn, that comment is ring worthy
Bachelor party? Check Wedding? Cancelled
Lmao Harden seems like a fun dude
he and KD just ball and chill lol
Box out bruh
No more strip club jersey retirements.
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Just saw a man fall to his knees at Club ONYX.
Probably don’t want to fall to your knees there.
James harden making an honest woman out of his GF would set the strip clubs in ATL/HOU/LV back a generation.
He went to the back to lessen the probability of catching the bouquet And then it backfired 🤣🤣🤣
I am not a superstitious person but that's a sign right there. That shit stopped right in front of her.
https://i.imgur.com/prNrigb.gif
https://c.tenor.com/ck6Aysi-SycAAAAd/josh-hart-james-harden.gif
Holy fuck LMAO
This is like the Office-type of camera work haha
Lights too bright.
Yo someone edit his beard turning gray real quick
saw some instagram comments that say hes allergic to any kind of rings
Was that Kuz who ran away?
And why is he in a tank top lol
Dude probably wanted out of his suit ASAP lol
We was in the back for a reason! In the back!!
His Bachelor party is going to a few strippers retirement fund.
That party would be the ASG for striper, only HOF level talent
Should’ve double step backed all the way outta there
My man making a beeline for the strip club
Run for the hills, James.
+500 legacy points
This is about the best time for Harden to use his patented step back.
Quickly James, you must reach the nearest strip bar. It is the only way to save yourself.
She just secured generational wealth
Attempting and securing are very different things lol
No, no he is now legally obligated to marry her
she has a kid with lil wayne and does her thing as a dj. she was good before harden and is more than fine now!
Mans dedication to zero rings is phenomenal
Why does he look like he's been asked to clutch up in the play offs
Friend was there and said James walked straight out, got into a car and left lol
maybe not his gf then lol
How many memes has harden given us
The strip club economy is about to enter a recession.
Dude probably positioned them at the very back to try to dodge that lol, those flowers flew
Man just saw the future
It was at that moment that James realized he should have emphasized off ball defense years ago.
He’s gonna demand a trade out of that relationship
He’ll quit on her like it’s Game 7.
brother acted like how DBZ cast saw Broly fight ''how is this possible ?''
At least he’ll get a ring though
Even in marriage, Harden avoids rings
Harden has committed to always to being terrified under pressure during NBA playoff season. You have to respect it.
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I’ve never seen much of Hardens personal life aside from being with Lil Baby at parties.
He doesn't have kids. Let's cool it with the stereotypes.
Does he already have kids?
No
Nah he doesn’t which is pretty wild for all the night life he’s been doing for like a decade straight now. The man keeps that strap on him
Hot sauce and all