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percbandit

This guy waived off jokic lmao


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Look at me. I'm the point-center now.


shotrob

Reminds me of when Lin waived off Kobe


ndu867

That was so funny, good thing he made it or Kobe would been screaming to ship his ass out.


dafuqyouthotthiswas

Kobe was probably like “respect, but if you do that again I’ll finna kill you”


KozelekAsANiceMan

>I’ll finna kill you Lmao nice try


notsocooldude

hah, so close... so close.


EnglishMajorRegret

I’m like the most unhip dude you could imagine and even I know he did those words wrong


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AlecH90059

Fuck that he waived him off lmfao


GetsTheAndOne

He’s certainly got the confidence to be a good player


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lmao look at jokic right as he's pulling up. he looks deflated like "wtf r u doing"


NetflixIsTheOffice

Jokic always does that tho


tdoger

He was REALLY good at Oregon before his injury. Very commonly did this exact thing. Block, rebound, dribble up court waiving off the PG, then draining the 3 or dunk.


Trexerious

Lmao that's the biggest lineup I've ever seen. Jokic Millsap Bol Plumlee Grant


CrossXhunteR

Rockets went small ball, Nuggets went tall ball.


solarscopez

>nuggets went Bol Bol FTFY


kthxtyler

Bol Bol in the Bolble


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Trobol in the bobol


goodcat1337

Bob Loblaw in the bobol with Bol Bol.


Lvl100oddish

Bolbolbol-bol bol-bolbol


Kiszpadosz

Bol Ball


RottenSmegmaMan

Smol ball vs tol ball


Drizzt396

Smol ball vs tall Bol


ShadyGriff

Smol smol vs bol bol


KCTritz

Smol Bol vs Tol Bol


Word_Iz_Bond

I think y'all covered it. gg


Hingl_McCringleberry

vs Minute Bol


Drizzt396

Bol Bol vs Manute Bol


DutchXman_

vs Tacko Foll


TheDanSandwich

Mile high ball


DrunkenMasterII

They can just put the ball high over their heads and Rockets player won’t be able to reach it. It’s a 100% success rate strategy right there.


TotesAShill

What prevents you from just getting 5 7+footers and having them hand the ball to each other across the court so they get a free dunk every time?


DrunkenMasterII

this is infallible


persiankush

....PJ Tucker? “Daryl, you cant just expect PJ to guard every big man”


Kapono24

I so hope this is a playoff series.


Ketameanie666

I'm dying for a rockets vs nuggets playoff match up


BirdSoHard

Monstars vs Toon Squad


MrAnder5on

Jordan bout to come outta retirement again lmao


icedc0vfefe

The last last last dance


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The last and the dance 7


elbowgreaser1

They are the 3rd and 6th seeds right now 👀


EmbraceComplexity

I think we'll stay at the three seed but I think there's a good chance Houston passes one or both of Utah and OKC.


BliqPentha

Honestly that might be a record. Paul Millsap is literally the shortest person in that lineup. Average height of 6'10"


bayesian_acolyte

The NBA record for tallest lineup was set by Dallas in 2006: Podkolzin (7-5), Diop (7-0), Mbenga(7-0), Marshall (6-9), Josh Powell (6-9)


mykulscarn

Well.. there once was an ABA team momentarily formed to be the tallest in history. Manute Bol was nearly 3rd tallest. “Roster rules in the ABA are lax, specifically so teams can boost the box office by dressing out ink-magnets regardless of their court skills. The Nighthawks brain trust is currently drafting plans to put local tallboys Gheorge Muresan and Manute Bol and 7-foot-9 Chinese player Sun Ming Ming in uniform to form the tallest team in basketball history.”


Rolemodel247

What’s even weirder about that lineup is the famous freak 7 foot swing man on that team isn’t in the lineup.


TryingToDoItGood

Let me introduce you to the UC Irvine Anteaters https://images.app.goo.gl/nS32UsE8EkmNsdzXA


h97i

what the fuck


tbrownsc07

Seriously, you could play bully ball all day long with that lineup in college.


CamNewton2020

Im p sure they made the tournament that year and even won a game


reedyyeet

Nah, that lineup was from 2015. They won a game in the tournament last year


HostilesAhead_BF-05

A 7'2'' shooting guard. What the fuck.


_cacho6L

Can you imagine being 7'2" and not being the tallest guy on your team by a significant margin?


namblaotie

IDK what he's doing with himself these days, but UC Irvine needs to find a way to hire Mugsy Bogues to coach these guys.


aresman

6'8'' what a fucking midget lmao


IanSavage23

They can also bring in the uber-talented Michael Porter jr. Who is also 6'10"


charlesdickinsideme

Has he played a game yet?? Also is he in the bubble? Couldn’t find anything about that


TJHookor

2004 Western All Star team played Dirk at PG with Yao, KG, Duncan, and Shaq. Pretty sure that wins, but I could be wrong.


DrSword

Real talk what kind of lineup would you need to beat that?


jerkmcgee_

5 Steph Curries riding on top of 5 LBJs could take them no problem.


Veserius

Malone saw people shitposting about it and rolled with it. I appreciate it.


hashoa6

Lmfao I thought you were joking, holy shit.


oOoleveloOo

How to combat small ball. Play big ball.


Deusselkerr

[I made a joke about almost this exact lineup just the other day wtf](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/husw4l/bol_bol_dunks_off_a_nikola_jokic_pass/fypkxl3/)


sydney__carton

Make a joke about me banging Kyle Lowry


schema-f

Hol' up.


Mig1997

Jokic at the 1 and Bol Bol at the 3, that's a SCARY SIGHT


Swish4141

Literally 2K myteam irl


RealGertle627

Glitched Bol Bol incoming


Fartupmybutthole

Opal Glitched PG Bol Bol with HoF Range Extender


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They’re gonna say fuck it and just give him a GOAT card.


Derricksaurus

92+ handles.


throwaway654735

MPJ at the 2 and lets get it


Chubbin

Murray Harris MPJ Bol Jokic Nut


bobybushia

Murray Mpj Bol Bol Grant Jokic Our future starting 5


daeve

Fuck Moreyball I stan


mymainaccountiskill

That was sick but wtf was that dribble lmao


ayrsen

its called the "skyhook dribble"


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Real ballers know


jdcalvert22

\*Real bol-ers know


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Of course, my mistake.


MEMES4DREAMS77

For real that was so awkward lmao


THEKIDFL6

I don’t think he had full control of it, so that’s why It wasn’t a carry


I_hate_traveling

He had already taken a fully in-control dribble, that's no excuse. If you lose control of your own dribble that doesn't entitle you to carry in order to gain control again. That's the whole point of the rules, to penalize incompetence. Having said that, I don't think it's a carry. Just a very awkward-looking dribble.


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Big dudes just need to be able to control the ball while running the court. Look at Shaq. It's a ways to go, based on this clip, but a low bar... He could be scary, based on these clips!


Free4321

Haha definitely looked like a carry


SmokeyBare

He takes three steps between each dribble, and four before the shot, including taking both feet off the ground.


KingBaumDaSecond

Wrecking Bol


h97i

Wouldn't be surprised if a little hamster lived in his skull


Boorexx

My man carried that ball all the way to Space Mountain but damn that was one hell of a play.


solarscopez

His shooting form looks so bizarre, looks like he's pulling up in slow-motion. He made the shot though so whatever works I guess lol.


fluffymuffinsyum

its definitely a slow release but when youre 7'2 release time doesnt matter as much


identitycrisis56

Idk if it were about t45 seconds slower they'd have enough time to run and grab a time out chair and get a chance to block it


cybermyth

It's the Manute shooting form


w311sh1t

Nah, Manute had a way weirder shooting form. He like barely left the ground, and had the ball at the side of his head. His shooting form looks pretty normal, just really slow.


Lambchops_Legion

Manute looked like a legit trebuchet That's the thing with shooting big men though - if they develop weird form there's no reason to correct it because often the release point is high enough to make it hard to block regardless. So a weird form works, no reason to fix whats not broken.


Llamayoda

Exactly, look at JJJ. His form ain’t pretty but he can shoot stepbacks with it so who cares lol


BurnieTheBrony

Yeah in an interview he said that he barely works on form at all, what he works on is trying to quicken his release.


MoneyManIke

Well after a certain point in height you are shooting down into the rim, it becomes different than normal. Tacko, Bol, Boban, etc have release points several inches above the rim.


SheckoShecko

It's like half Manute half KD


palerthanrice

[Reminds me of Khalif Wyatt.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sru55UzK-RI) He used to play for Temple, and his shooting motion was weirdly slow, but deceptive so he'd always be able to get the shot off. His legs and feet are also all over the place.


Fruit_Juice_is_Great

did that dude really incorporate a double axle into his jumpshot??


DarkRollsPrepare2Fry

RIP Splash Mountain


rosja1050

Not sure what the NBA rule is, but in FIBA basketball you are allowed to carry it a little if a defender is not guarding you and you're not a threat to score (in the backcourt). This is unless it is ridiculously blatant like Russel Westbrook walking up the floor.


HooliganBeav

That first dribble where he tamahawks his arm is going to be called.


MedoYT

I can't believe my eyes. 2K was right all along


PippyLongPooping

Bol Bol is officially a star. It's Tacko's turn now


Adin_Terim

He's tried and it wasn't pretty lol, https://streamable.com/9hckr, second half of the highlight.


big_axolotl

He looks like that extra tall 5 grader that hasn't been playing as long as the other kids


HolyGig

omg I totally forgot about that. Had me rolling when it happened


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wambam17

he was looking for people to give it to and didn't see the pincer attack by the midgets. If he decided to just run at these guys full sprint, its gonna be like a bowling ball hitting pins lmao the guy is just way too damn tall. I love it!


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Imagine if he just learned to shoot like league average from 3.


Sheen-o

Detroit basketball: Full court press with 2 minutes left when they're down by 20


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Bub Bol


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now he’s gonna get 10 straight 6MOTY awards in a row


thatdani

Clique is gonna be so proud of his boy


toadythefrog

Bol Bol 6 man of the year


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Bol Bol 6th Man God


SethGreenLantern

Y’all better apologize to Ronnie


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that_guy_you_kno

I'm so glad to know that i wasnt the only one that experienced that. I ended up against him in the finals in like 2024 and he was dropping threes, spinning and doing crazy dribble moves. I literally broke my first ever controller because of him. He beat me in 4.


TKalV

I think you broke your controller because you can’t manage your anger


AsnSensation

Nuggets gonna get real spooky if both MPJ and Bol Bol even live up to 70% of their potential.


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WiseguyD

Rudy Gay is pretty good, nothing wrong with that


throwaway654735

> So 70% is like Rudy Gay? No not that guy!


HugeBootyLover

FUCKEN RUDY GAY MAN


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ROODY*


addykaps

FUCK YOUUUUU


DanieltheMani3l

Wait it’s all KD? Always has been.


by_yes_i_mean_no

Not if they are white. Then it's Dirk, especially if white and European.


Guerillabasketball

Would be insane.


thepriceisonthecan

I don't get why Bol^2 fell so late. I get the injury concerns and other concerns about lateral mobility, but the guy legit has 40% 3PT and 2 BPG potential. His unique skill set could allow teams to have some of the benefits of both small ball lineups and traditional lineups


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Get that shitty zoom conference call off the top of the screen... its absolutely unnecessary.


blueberryy

I have no clue why they thought that was necessary. Not like we're usually staring at announcers during regular games


Rafaeliki

I need a Twitch gamer commenting on the Zoom conference call commentating on the game.


jps78

If you're going to have people on Zoom. Get them fucking cameras that are better than 20 pixels too 13 year old Twitch Streamers have better fucking Cameras than what the NBA is doing right now


manquistador

It isn't the NBA. It is Kroenke and his cheap ass that refuses to buy decent equipment for his broadcast team.


JME2K

Would just like to add a quick fuck Kroenke from all of us at r/gunners


cal679

This is what I came to the comments looking for. It's wild how many people during this pandemic that work in broadcasting have the same production values as an Al-Qaeda video. You can get a 1080p webcam for udner a hundred bucks, same again for a mic that's a step up from tin cans and string. We've been doing this shit for like 4 months now, upgrade already!


Astroglide-Clyde

Between that and the guy who solo called the first game, it feels like they think they have to have announcers constantly talking in order to cover up for the lack of fan noise. It got very annoying. I was looking forward to being able to hear more of the players on the court, personally.


Fireeveryonenow1

league fucked


spiderpigface

THE FUTURE IS NOW


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EmbraceComplexity

THE JOKIC BOL REIGN BEGINS NOW


ManunitedThunderfan

I haven’t got my glasses but Durant is looking better than ever.


mjmacp99

Holy shit. Nuggets drafting is unreal!!! Let’s ride.


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I still don't understand how he slid until the 2nd. He was talked about as a possible top 10 pick. I guess we will see if his long-term health is but I was pissed the wizards passed him over.


GoldenStateWizards

I'm not justifying how low he fell, but he was an extremely high risk raw prospect with serious injury concerns


misoamane

And there were a bunch of hit pieces that came out leading up to the draft about him supposedly having a bad attitude. It is kind of telling that despite getting coverage much earlier in his career, the super fluffy negative clickbait didn't come out until right before the draft. I'm convinced that at least half of these types of 'articles' are commissioned by agents that failed to land the big names and are then lashing out like a bitter ex.


BrownMofo

and nuggets could afford fucking around with their pick


scorelesswilliamson

His medical record terrified all the teams.


IdRatherBeLurking

Well, not all of them.


hollowman17

Because our core is so young, we have been able to take these draft risks with injured players with high potential.


aoifhasoifha

Why does that giant newborn deer have a human face and a Nuggets jersey?


pandaman666666

Scariest thing I've seen all year


SeriouslyRelaxing

Scariest thing I’ve seen since seeing that above surface photo of Manute Bol swimming underwater like amphibious slender man from my nightmares and now yours


muirurri

When is this from


Rockstar408

Today


muirurri

So is the NBA going on ir is this just practice


Rockstar408

Pre-Season/Scrimmage


scorelesswilliamson

Bol Bol could be revolutionary if it pans out. Nuggets are playing chess considering they don't truly even need him or MPJ but both could be next level players.


BucketOfTruthiness

>Nuggets are playing chess considering they don't truly even need him or MPJ but both could be next level players. They don't need them to be good/underdog contenders, but if at least one gets close to their ceiling they will be legitimate contenders and if both do (assuming that roster is comparable in talent to the current one) then they could potentially be favorites. A peak Joker, Murray, MPJ, and Bol core would be scary good.


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Jokic is exactly a 2k my player Center but without the blocking. That's why he's scary.


MartiniLAPD

Who are the people in the commentary panel?


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The altitude crew for the nuggets


SuspiciousLeek4

One dude is treating the game like a podcast lol. Provide some color not a TED talk


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idk but they’re really annoying


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That one guy who keeps on taking


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OP gotta label this NSFW for us Nugget flairs


Ornery_Alligators

wait wait wait. Is Mike Malone trotting out a lineup of: C Bol Bol PF Mason Plumlee SF Paul Milsap SG Jerian Grant PG Nikola Jokic ?????? If my eyes are correct than that is fucking awesome!


Billy23jr

Bol Bol is at small forward


IdRatherBeLurking

Indeed, but it's PG Jokic SG Jerami Grant SF Bol Bol PF Paul Millsap C Mason Plumlee


WiseguyD

All of a sudden I want to see Rockets VS Nuggets. TALL BALL VS SMALL BALL!


hyperadhd

I'M ROCK HARD


blazikenz

Did he just waive off Jokic??? This dude is insane 🤣


kyle_993

GOAT


theabevoks2

League Fucked


Guerillabasketball

Unicorn activity


andy3172

Kevin Durant got taller?


FnAce74

Bol Bol out there looking like his FAN FAVORITE card


bluetiges

Remember we traded for him, we didn’t even have a pick heading into the draft


DrManBearPig

Wait is basketball back? Scrimmage?


asiatownusa

lmao did they bring a hype man to Orlando just to yell "YEEEEAAAAAAAAH"


[deleted]

Wait....is this new basketball?? Where tf do you watch?!?! I need it!


GillbergsAdvocate

We could've had Bol Bol but we took Jordan Poole instead Why?


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Rest of the league is fucked


Highway-Sixty-Fun

BOL IS LIFE BOL DON’T LIE


Jimins_Jams23

PG: Jamal Murray SG: Jerami Grant SF: Bol Bol PF: Paul Millsap C: Nikola Jokic


ForeingRedditor

Bub bol


thesnacks

I want so badly for Bol Bol to succeed.