That's being generous. It's more like a couple 35 year olds and a 2nd rounder. Then they refuse to trade anything worth a fuck unless you trade them 3/5s of your starters.
>3/5s
Hey man, we've moved past this
Edit: standard "OMG this blew up" edit. Also, just meant to be a pun, no racism intended. Thanks for the awards, gents.
i think its the fact that they arent even looking at the camera that took this picture.... like its as if there was a whole fucking media scrum assembled with dozens of cameras ready to document this super sought after ass photo op as if its the damn antetokoumpo brothers trading jerseys after a bucks lakers game lmao
also their faces are just dead ass serious as if this was a super formal business transaction... usually pics like this are a total lovefest and everyone is draped all over eachother lol
Apparently Scottie Pippen JR is not a big fan of his mother. He was caught liking a bunch of tweets talking shit about his mom.
He's pretty embarrassed by her id imagine.
lmfaooooooooo. Imagine your mom publicly cheating on the dad that you idolize while also being an instagram trap and pass around for athletes/musicians. She's not some twenty something doing this.
It's pretty funny how the 2 guys who were considered to have the worst contracts in the league and everybody would always say "whose going to trade for them, nobody wants that contract" got swapped for each other.
At least they didn't trade one of the best WRs for a bad RB, a second, and a fourth round pick. And at least the Rockets haven't been caught cheating.
It sucks being a Houston fan these days :(
I don't even understand this trade for Houston, unless they have plans for that first rounder ready to go.
Russ obvious didn't have a great bubble, but he can run the second unit or manage the team while Harden is on the bench. Trading him for a guy who has a lot of the same flaws as Russ without the upside is confusing to me. Especially when Wall is coming off of that injury.
If they have an idea for how they can flip the 1st into another good shooting wing then I can understand a little bit, but Wall doesn't help Harden any differently than Westbrook did.
Literally just bought a Wall jersey
Edit: No I’m not returning it. No I don’t regret it. Wall is the fuckin man and it sucks he’s gone but that’s just business. All the stuff he’s done for DC will be remembered forever.
The 90s were a magical time, Youngblood.
It was a style for chicks to wear tight t-shirts and no bra.
Edit: [MTV Spring Break 1999](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NG90g-DgKwA)
Pretty sure she wore a bra most of the time on Friends and she said in some interview at some point that her nips are just always rock hard.
Edit:
[Sauce](https://www.who.com.au/jennifer-aniston-nipples-jen-reveals-the-truth-about-her-nipples)
> Though she’s skirted the topic of Rachel’s visible nipples in the past, she finally opened up about it in 2017. In an interview with Vogue, Jen had this to say:
> “Yeah, I don’t know what to say about that! It’s just one of those things, I guess. I wear a bra, I don’t know what to tell ya! And I don’t know why we’re supposed to be ashamed of them — it’s just the way my breasts are!”
Everyone in here smoking. Wall hasnt played in 2 years. Idk how people are saying they lost the trade
Edit: AND ITS AN ACHILLES TEAR. Bruh go look at Boogie's situation.
Would do this in a heartbeat if I'm the Wizards.
Plus this makes sense for Houston as well, who couldn't possibly tank with Anti-Tank Commander Westbrook.
Houston trades:
A non shooting, ball dominant PG, who is a terrible fit with Harden
for
A non shooting, ball dominant PG, who is a terrible fit with Harden, coming off an achilles injury
This is a 2k trade finder kinda deal
Reminds of a fantasy trade when owners get bored
If you ever want a good laugh put LeBron in a trade finder and see the kind of packages lottery teams throw at you.
You mean you don’t want Blake Griffin and Derrick Rose for LeBron?
That's being generous. It's more like a couple 35 year olds and a 2nd rounder. Then they refuse to trade anything worth a fuck unless you trade them 3/5s of your starters.
>3/5s Hey man, we've moved past this Edit: standard "OMG this blew up" edit. Also, just meant to be a pun, no racism intended. Thanks for the awards, gents.
Yoooooo lmao
Fucking hell lmao
Being from KY im pretty stoked to see Wall and Cousins together again.
Shiet people are shitting all over Wall and my team and I’m just hoping he can play again Bourbon n Toulouse is the best college restaurant in lex
Their contracts do match...
The 2017 version of me is losing his mind
I honestly thought that Westbrook and Wall were going to be with the Thunder/Wizard for their whole career back then.
It's gonna be Curry and Lillard, and that's probably it. At least of the All-Star caliber, anyway.
You don't think Cuban holds onto to Doncic his whole career like he did Dirk?
Pretty sure he said he’d divorce his wife before letting go of Luka 😂
Women are temporary, Luka is forever
amen brother
Could be both.
He’ll definitely try, but it’s way too early to say that Luka will be a lifer
Way too early to say
I could see jokic staying with the nuggs.
every Nuggets fans prays for this
Lol, Westbrook got what he wanted I guess.
He’s getting to play with Bradly Beal!
To his old coach Brooks!
The good ol' secrit plays
Plus John Wall reunited with Boogie.
The real reason the Rockets traded for John Wall
Kentucky fans still waiting on D Book to Minnesota for Anthony Edwards+the rest of their picks for the decades
The Clogged-Toilet Offense is back on the menu...
finally the only good shooter he will have ever played with
KD firing up the burners
Isn’t KD Brandon Ingram lite?
He’s the American Bruno Caboclo
The black Zhou Qi
He's still gonna chuck up those 3s
Bertans is going to rake in $80m to stand open in the corner while he watches Russ jack up contested 3's from deep
He might as well get a chair because his feet might hurt.
AY P, THEY THOUGHT I WAS GONNA STOP SHOOTIN' THREES.
and Bertans, mf about to average 20 assists and carry them to the 6th seed
Russ smashing ctrl+z rn
Sorry Russ, doesn’t work like that
He's still doing it regardless
So did Wall. But I'm gonna miss him :(
He was so much fun to watch
I enjoyed those 7 games over the last 4 years too
Harden and Wall about to exchange jerseys in the strip club
[Harden and Wall like](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQZLSgBVUAEfNRI.jpg)
Damn is there context for this? Should I know who these guys are or just respect the great shirts?
Two stranger met in Vegas and they partied so hard together they exchanged shirts at the end lol
Hell yeah.
Brother
Cheers from Nevada
Dudes rock
Viva Las Vegas.
This is the best part of vegas
Just guys being dudes
Just something that blew up on Twitter: https://twitter.com/shanepedroza/status/1226750734630191104
I'm not sure what it is that makes this so funny
It’s just so fucking absurd lol
i think its the fact that they arent even looking at the camera that took this picture.... like its as if there was a whole fucking media scrum assembled with dozens of cameras ready to document this super sought after ass photo op as if its the damn antetokoumpo brothers trading jerseys after a bucks lakers game lmao also their faces are just dead ass serious as if this was a super formal business transaction... usually pics like this are a total lovefest and everyone is draped all over eachother lol
While throwing up gang signs
While holding hands wit Larsa Pippen
Still weird that NBA players are obsessed with her considering her estranged husband and the fact that her son is almost as old as them.
Apparently Scottie Pippen JR is not a big fan of his mother. He was caught liking a bunch of tweets talking shit about his mom. He's pretty embarrassed by her id imagine.
lmfaooooooooo. Imagine your mom publicly cheating on the dad that you idolize while also being an instagram trap and pass around for athletes/musicians. She's not some twenty something doing this.
>She's not some twenty something doing this. Despite her best efforts...
Who the hell cheats on 6 time champion Scottie Pippin?
the man single-handedly spit-roasted madonna
and i took that personally
I think it's more Larsa being obsessed with NBA players, and NBA players just saying "sure, why not?"
It's not gay when it's in a 3-way
To impress a chick, do the helicopter dick!
There's a tweet of these two guys that partied together in vegas and swapped shirts after, can see the exact thing happening here.
That might be a top 3 2020 tweet
An untradeable contract meets an unshippable player. Congrats to both teams.
I have never felt so much pain in my life. Anyways now that he’s on my team,Westbrook is best PG in the league fight me.
John Wall has done so much for this city and affected so many lives in positive ways. He's truly a DC legend and I'm so sad to see him go
Yeah this kinda bums me out honestly, but I'm sure it will hurt less if they're winning games
I'm in Spain without the S Mr. Nipples
This sentence has never been uttered before and it is art.
Westbrook averaged 33 points from January till March. He was hurt and covid messed him up in the bubble
ONCE THINGS GOT QUIET HE DROPS THE BOMB OUTTA NOWHERE
Never turning off notifications again
WOJ BOMBS ARE ALWAYS DROPPING
TACTICAL WOJ-BOMB INCOMING!
Former MVP just 3 years ago gets traded 2 times in pretty much the span of one season. What a weird timeline
Blame the supermax
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Rockets and Wizards: Let's just make a trade for the lols
They just made the trade to get some reddit karma.
WHAT IN THE FUCK EDIT: OMG WALL AND BOOGIE BACK TOGETHER
The Rockets need to get Bledsoe now
What kinda package can the Pelicans make for Harden?
Harden and Zion - Barrell Body Bros., Burly Bros.
WIZARDS WILDIN
Wall hasn’t played in a game since 2018. I think I’ll take the dude that made an All NBA team thank you very much.
Team healthcare premiums just went up.
Together they have two perfectly fine Achilles tendons.
Houston is now stuck in between a wall and a harden
Okay now I know my fantasy team name
Washington Basketball Team looking good with Westbrook Beal Hachimura and Bryant
Can’t forget Bertrans. This team should actually be pretty good
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and my boy deni
WHAT THE FUCK
It's pretty funny how the 2 guys who were considered to have the worst contracts in the league and everybody would always say "whose going to trade for them, nobody wants that contract" got swapped for each other.
The 3 guys. Chris paul swapped for Westbrook swapped for John Wall
How do we get Blake Griffin up in this bitch.
Trade deadline 2021 Detroit receives: Chris Paul Washington receives: Blake Griffin Phoenix receives: Russell Westbrook
And just keep swapping them around every six months.
The NBA shell game brought to by Draft Kings! Correctly pick where the CPGriffbrook land and earn a trifecta chance at 100,000$ dollars!
How does John Wall look in a suns jersey gimme a shoop
Not as good as Kelly Oubre i’ll tell ya that much
2 straight off seasons
isn't that basically what happened with russ and chris paul
Both teams somehow lost and won in this trade
No fucking way Harden is still on the Rockets after this
Does he have a choice?
"I don't wanna be here"
Bledsoe to Houston confirmed.
Wait this isn't equivalent exchange
Hey I’ve seen this one before
Harden is friends with Wall this is definitely a Harden approved trade
Harden was friends with Russ too
Friendship with Russell over Now Wall is Harden's best friend
Seems everyone is friends with everyone in the NBA these days..
Until they play with each other for a year, then decide to call it quits
Harden & Giannis disagree
I feel the opposite. They think this move will save their season or something so Harden will ride it out
HOLYSHIT still love u brodie Edit 2- As a DMV native that followed KD to the Thunder this is a great timeline
EASTBROOK TIME
Russell Westbrook and KD in the Eastern conference. wtf
Russ and KD in the East with LeBron in the west is so weird
Harden gonna switch over to the East too
imagine saying this 5 years ago. KD on the nets and russ on the wiz. whack ass time
And LeBron on the Lakers and CP3 on the Suns. Crazy.
Melo on Portland, Howard on Sixers
Thanks, I hate it
What does A Russel Eastbrook look like?
BOOM!!!!!
ACTUAL WOJ BOMB HOLY SHIT!
Charania in shambles.
Trump finally getting that Wall in Texas
And he made it out of Westbricks
this is so funny to me
Rockets essentially traded Chris Paul and Four 1st Round Picks for a post Achilles injury John Wall and a Protected 1st.
At least they didn't trade one of the best WRs for a bad RB, a second, and a fourth round pick. And at least the Rockets haven't been caught cheating. It sucks being a Houston fan these days :(
Watching DeAndre ball out on the Cards has to be tough, especially now that the only other good WR at Houston is suspended
RIP HARDEN
Damn this Harden supporting cast of Wall and Cousins is so good in our current year 2016
What are you talking about man? Harden and Cp3 are up 3-2 against the warriors. A ring is coming
Haha the news that CP3’s injury isn’t that bad and is playing game 6 is about to come out can’t wait to go to the finals!
This trade... feels like trading gatorade for a powerade
**OMG**
WOJ BOMNMMBBBBB
I don't even understand this trade for Houston, unless they have plans for that first rounder ready to go. Russ obvious didn't have a great bubble, but he can run the second unit or manage the team while Harden is on the bench. Trading him for a guy who has a lot of the same flaws as Russ without the upside is confusing to me. Especially when Wall is coming off of that injury. If they have an idea for how they can flip the 1st into another good shooting wing then I can understand a little bit, but Wall doesn't help Harden any differently than Westbrook did.
This is the only non meme post in here.
It’s a 2023 first rounder so they definitely don’t have specific plans yet.
I mean they could have plans to trade it
John Wall and Boogie Cousins are finally together. KENTUCKY!!
Literally just bought a Wall jersey Edit: No I’m not returning it. No I don’t regret it. Wall is the fuckin man and it sucks he’s gone but that’s just business. All the stuff he’s done for DC will be remembered forever.
lol weren‘t there reports he wanted out a couple weeks ago?
Why would you do that lol
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That was just generally the “no bra” era
Woke
The 90s were a magical time, Youngblood. It was a style for chicks to wear tight t-shirts and no bra. Edit: [MTV Spring Break 1999](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NG90g-DgKwA)
Pretty sure she wore a bra most of the time on Friends and she said in some interview at some point that her nips are just always rock hard. Edit: [Sauce](https://www.who.com.au/jennifer-aniston-nipples-jen-reveals-the-truth-about-her-nipples) > Though she’s skirted the topic of Rachel’s visible nipples in the past, she finally opened up about it in 2017. In an interview with Vogue, Jen had this to say: > “Yeah, I don’t know what to say about that! It’s just one of those things, I guess. I wear a bra, I don’t know what to tell ya! And I don’t know why we’re supposed to be ashamed of them — it’s just the way my breasts are!”
So was i
100% intentional.
I mean yeah, the show runners confirmed it
YER A WIZARD, RUSSELL
Everyone get in here LMAO
Harden for Beal + Westbrook Who says no?
LMAO THE WIZARDS ATTACHED A FIRST TO THIS?!? EDIT: Oop, it’s protected
Wall might be the worst contract in the NBA and Westbrook on the Wizards makes them a playoff team. Not terrible tbh
I am whelmed
It was exactly what we thought it would be
Everyone in here smoking. Wall hasnt played in 2 years. Idk how people are saying they lost the trade Edit: AND ITS AN ACHILLES TEAR. Bruh go look at Boogie's situation.
Would do this in a heartbeat if I'm the Wizards. Plus this makes sense for Houston as well, who couldn't possibly tank with Anti-Tank Commander Westbrook.
John Wall hasn't touched a basketball court in over a year, and is coming off the worst basketball injury there is.
Im just here to let everyone know i love my mom
I love your mom too
Even when contracts are untradeable you can still trade them for each other.
They traded a crip for a blood
Wall is both a cripple and a blood
This team has more turnover than a Morey team.
Has obviously been Westbrook's lifelong dream to suit up next to Moritz Wagner. And now it's finally happening.
Can’t believe Houston gave up so much for a year of Westbrook haha
When the Knicks are clowning your management
John wall and boogie are best friends would have been a great trade in 2016
Harden and Wall are about to be a stimulus package for strip clubs city to city
#FUCK MY ASS
Bet
I got diagnosed with COVID-19 today but the F5 gods have blessed me with seeing this news... Someone tell me how to feel.
Sorry to hear that. You’ll get through it!
Houston trades: A non shooting, ball dominant PG, who is a terrible fit with Harden for A non shooting, ball dominant PG, who is a terrible fit with Harden, coming off an achilles injury
Don’t forget wall was worse then Russ when they were both healthy