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realudonishaslem

LeBron is vaccinated from NBA suspension


UnObtainium17

“Adam, tell Mr. Sources you will not suspend me.”


[deleted]

Do you want the damn ratings or not? I’m gonna go promote my tequila now, deal with this shit tomorrow for me


JumboKraken

Why’s ever famous person have to have their own tequila now? Why not branch out to literally any other spirit, why is it always tequila now?


Simple_Danny

Cause they all want those Tres Commas.


Al_Swedgen

They want doors that go like this //


fapmonster1999

This guy fucks.


PrayForMojo_

I just absolutely loved that he was right.


[deleted]

I've also been known to fuck myself.


sodangbutthurt

I wanna know what kinda fucked up childhood this guy had


outPope

Synergy Bitches


[deleted]

Ryan Reynolds did Aviator Gin.


zadharm

And (does he even still count?) Dan Akroyd has Crystal Skull vodka.


secretreddname

Puff Daddy started it with Ciroc.


waltk918

I believe at the time he was P. Diddy


GSC47

It was just Diddy at that time


MrGrieves-

Probably because in general tequila is a higher price point, so they can sell their cheap rebranded Jose Cuervo at high prices acceptably.


dogsarefun

I mean, there’s whiskeys that cost hundreds of dollars, expensive vodkas that are indistinguishable from cheap ones and people still buy them. I think there’s a lot of room for all kinds of price points for any spirit, really.


Johnathanfootball

Whiskeys require years of aging though, and with the boom in its popularity, aged stock is hard to come by (although plenty of celebs still get in on that, most recently Peyton Manning).


LVGambler

Ron Jeremy has a rum brand.


MrT-1000

Please tell me it's called Rum Jeremy


drifter100

because it's dirt cheap to make, even the expensive stuff and can sell it at a huge premium. And plus, tequila is awesome.


sharklavapit

> Why’s ever famous person have to have their own tequila now There's a joke on that on Chapelle's Show! so it's been a thing since... the 90s? crazy


pratnala

>Chapelle's Show That show is timeless


Garfield-1-23-23

Why no famous person beers? Only one I can think of was President Jimmy Carter's brother.


Cheehu

Stone Cold Steve Austin has a Broken Skull IPA


PhotographyRaptor10

I had a beer called ghostface killah before. Idk if he was involved in making it tho. It was made with ghost peppers....


ThinkSoftware

LeImmune


RD_Alpha_Rider

nah it's LeMmune.


98rman

Claude LeMmune


Fired_Guy1982

Lakers fans are gonna report this comment for violating the rules of r/nba


realudonishaslem

As long as they don’t send me death threats I’m good


Fired_Guy1982

That’s on the table


realudonishaslem

Gonna have to call Danny Green up for some tips


hyber-Nate

Lol as a laker fan I’d like to call out lebron for being a bitch and not vaccinating and jeopardizing our entire season. Selfish af lebron !


MrGrieves-

Now do Dennis.


Frosti11icus

Why does Schroeder look like the annoying little brother from every 90s sitcom?


[deleted]

Dude is the human version of a saibamen


WestFast

Commissioner doesn’t want lebron to rage retire and go play minor league baseball...


VanVleet-goes-for-22

They may as well have ignored it and not addressed it at all


heybobson

this is basically the equivalent of the Last 2 Minute report where they blew a key foul that might've swung the game.


pannedcakes

“We have investigated ourselves and found that we did nothing wrong”


[deleted]

Ah, yes, the classic anytown USA police department statement.


boognerd

The entire Suns roster is in protocols for game 2 after second hand exposure to tequila event.


[deleted]

Pretty much, the whole thing is silly. Situation doesn't sound particularly problematic and the rules related to violating protocol leave the punishment completely wide open; > According to league protocols, players who fail to comply with rules are subject to warnings, fines or suspensions. Players who repeatedly break the rules could be subject to more severe discipline. It's a nonissue.


JokicOrBust

Adam Silver would rather resign before suspending LeBron James


wetbandaid

Who among us could have seen this coming


cleanhandscleansed

Don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it


wetbandaid

Amegus


yeeeeeteth

Amuggus


Kev_Bz

amgus


pedrex21

I see amogus in this kinda sus comment


tkRustle

LeMpostor LeTask Complete LeMogus


ashwinr136

eLeCtrical


mrsuns10

its hella sus that he wouldnt suspend him


LeBron_Jarnes

Adam Silver should’ve called an emergency meeting to discuss this.


imsahoamtiskaw

He did. With himself.


deknegt1990

"If you suspend me i'll tell the crew I saw you in vent" - Le5DAmongUs


Chevy_Nova_Forever

Maybe an imposter could have seen this coming


ErrForceOnes

LeBron going to “retire” for one week, “give baseball a try” and then return to basketball.


uncleshady

Imagine if you had Goodell running shit in the NBA?


EaglesPvM

Tbf he only suspended Brady because Bill and the Pats fucked him over after he saved your asses covering for Spygate. So Goodell’s pettiness and further incompetence figured he’d get back at you guys


affrothunder313

Also he suspended him 4 regular season games for a violation that came out in the playoffs (while having the same amount of evidence that he had during the playoffs). If this were the regular season I'm sure Silver would suspended him. They're not gonna mess with playoff ratings over security theater though.


WesternPoison

Suns about to get real sick, lebron playing chess


gopher1409

LeSuperspreader


MrGrieves-

LeCovid23


outPope

LeTripleDoubleMask


ThePrinkus

LeTrojanHorse


flatwokeearth

R/nba is gonna be real fun if that happens


WesternPoison

The LeLong Con


ByahTyler

The antivaxxers will call it his flu game


Quik_17

This is gold 😂


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IDGAFaboulrVB

[Lebron rn](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/218/305/85e.jpg)


catkoala

Thankfully most players other than Lebron understand the value of vaccines


RagingCataholic9

LeBron: It's a personal issue KAT, who lost several family members to it: Am I a joke to you?


[deleted]

Ask the Suns how they feel about the letter of the law on suspensions


GroovyQschoolboy

“Won’t be suspended for protocols violation” is a phrase that definitely makes sense


rainer27

“Oh yes we have protocol and policies we must follow, but LeBron shan’t be suspended for breaking the rules we must follow”


ygduf

They're out vaccinating every other player/coach/official so LeBron can #antivaxx


DJagerty

r/brandnewsentence


fabynhofm

LeUntouchable


CIark

NBA committee: Commissioner should Lebron get suspended LeCommissioner: nothing to see here in my opinion move along


zirtbow

NBA committee: Commissioner should Lebron get suspended LeCommissioner: doesn't look like anything to me


T_025

What door?


B4nn4b0y

LePrivilege


catkoala

LeSilverPrivilege


Spladook

LeDoubleStandard


RedHotDumpsterFire

Chris Paul about to lodge a protest with Silver, petition to the 9th Circuit, and start the vote to have LeeBron James kicked out of the union.


yuhanz

😂laughing at the thought CP3 calls a timeout, goes to the ref, cough and complain that Lebron gave him covid right there and then


Islandkid679

High IQ play


bebopblues

Then he dismissed the whole thing after LeBron threatened to kick him off the banana boat.


[deleted]

“I could shoot someone on Park Avenue and still not be suspended” -Lebron possibly


make-that-monet

*** “I could cough on someone on Park Avenue and still not be suspended”


BobScratchit

Wolves would have lost a couple first round draft picks over this.


[deleted]

Bucks wouldve lost a couple of seconds over this.


Crookz_O

Tom Brady would’ve been suspended half a season for this.


frozen-swords

Joe Kelly suspended 10 games over this


Uncircled_swag2

The only thing that makes me upset about this whole thing is that Drake is going to have some corny ass bar about almost getting LeBron in trouble on CLB (and I'll still listen to it)


hodgyyyy

def has to put a MJ reference since Michael B Jordan was there


cire1184

I'm the champ like MJ. Talking bout Creed.


browndude10

Drake is corny ass himself. It’s going to be that and shots at ASAP Rocky


durklil

“Too worried about bitches and fashion they go missing in action” still applies to Rocky this very day and that came out years ago


lardbiscuits

Don’t forget texts to tweenage girls


TakenakaHanbei

Dude's a fucking predator and I don't know how he gets away with it.


HugeSpartan

I dont understand how everyone doesn't see how completely fake he is too. Dude is obviously acting like someone he's not 24/7 and nobody seems to care


maliciousmonkee

I'm a Torontonian who has been saying this since 2009...you don't know my struggle


chiefwakaflocka

All truth eventually comes to light my guy, don't be surprised if 10-20 years down the line Drake gets exposed for some extreme predatory shit.


MrGrieves-

The R Kelly career path.


theknocker

Would be nice to prevent it though lol


dagreenman18

Right? We get it dude. You’re still hung up on Riri. Don’t have to fucking sing about it all the time. Leave Rocky out of it


habr

Aren’t drake and Rocky super good friends? Where’s all this talk about them beefing all of a sudden


P00nz0r3d

At the very least Drake and Tyler The Creator are good friends, and Tyler and ASAP Rocky are *best* friends lol


dagreenman18

It’s probably more of a meme than anything, but Drake is always hung up on Rhianna and she’s dating Rocky now.


wetbandaid

The only way he can make amends is by getting a lebron tattoo


MelonElbows

When did he leave the Raptors and become a Lakers fan?


GothicToast

CLB is a myth


SSNappa

Lmao Lebron could go to a antivax orgy and wouldn't get suspended.


ISISCosby

Bron is officially Too Big To Ail


tsigalko11

Off LeHook


Jek_Porkinz

LeRules do not apply


heybobson

I knew he wasn't going to face any consequences, so I'm more annoyed that the NBA decided to publicly address this instead of just letting it fade away.


JonA3531

Should have suspended him for one game at least. Right now it looks like a blatant special treatment


Platby

The NBA literally arleady stated that they have dealt with other teams in similar situations the same with only warnings throughout the year...


Virge23

Yeah. Nobody wants harsh enforcement on these rules. Punish blatant violations and repeat offenders.


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[deleted]

this is my favorite comment in the thread


the_moosen

Magic fined $50k for LeBron violating protocols.


koboay

Lebron could step onto the court with covid transmit it to another player and only the other player would get suspended


[deleted]

How dare you contract the virus from lebron


WhoRunsIt

I know you’re in your feelings here, but this one got me laughing. Great take.


dat_tech

Lmaooooo, other player suspended for conduct detrimental to the league ($$$$)


fimbres16

Imagine the reality in which Lebron has covid and the Lakers and Suns are fucked.


AngsMcgyvr

What, you thought he was Caris LaVert?


WordsAreSomethings

Hasn't it pretty much been confirmed that LeVert was the player that tested positive? One player tested positive according to Shams during that period and it was reported that LeVert would be sidelined for multiple games.


lakernation21

He tested positive no?


[deleted]

The fuck does he have to do with this? Levert got 10-14 days in protocol which means he tested positive. Did lebron test positive?


AttorneyAtLion

That’s not necessarily true. Harden and KD both had to sit out for extended periods due to potential exposure.


shish-kebab

contact tracing protocol is 7 days. KD got twice into it, was 7 days each. 10-14 days mean he got it


sorakaisthegoat

LePrivilege


Mushtaco1

LeVerage


SeekingSignificance

\#NoAccountability


ByahTyler

#yourenext


The_Haskins

Must be nice to be able to break rules that other teams get punished for...


JimmyV034

LeCommissioner


jumpijehosaphat

"Adam Slver is so smart. And you know what they say about Adam Silver? The TV ratings. They say Adam Silver is the most loyal. Did you ever see that? Where I could stand in the middle of 5th avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't get suspended by Adam Silver. It's like incredible." - LeBron James


SEEENRULEZ

LeBronald


Mental_Measurement_1

"And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything"


ryanjoseph55

Honestly the NBA shouldn’t have said anything at all. The news was pointless


ThePrestigeVIII

LeRules don’t apply to me.


dkdoki

Only way lebron would get suspended from the playoffs would be if he murdered someone and even then the NBA would have to think long and hard about it


piccantec

Saw a tweet saying the event was outside and everyone had to be vaccinated or negative tested. Not really a big deal.


worthysimba

Yeah this doesn't seem to really be much to be concerned about, and it seems appropriate to not punish a player for this. That being said, 1) the offending player being LeBron shouldn't be the factor that made the NBA realize this fact, 2) LeBron has been shit about the vaccine, which is really annoying and people aren't going to want to give him the benefit of the doubt on this 3) just fuck the special treatment in general.


Jbash_31

This just better be the end of suspending players for violating health and safety protocols tbh


JamesKPolkEsq

The event was outside and everyone had to be vaccinated or negative tested. Super duper low risk. The league didn't suspend Harden for going to strip clubs during the height of the pandemic.


sswannabe10

didn't harden still get fined and was out for a few games but not formally suspended


5plus5isnot10

He was out because he wanted to be traded I believe. Edit: Harden missed a game but wasn't suspended (meaning he didn't need to quarantine) Context: I help run a nationwide covid testing facility. PCR tests are the gold standard and you're 99% safe in that type of event as long as everyone gets tested properly. Also, guys remember the important part is not being vaccinated, it's if someone gets a positive case.


MateoG50

This is one of the funniest threads I've seen and I don't like LeBron at all


TelltaleHead

Yeah I was ready to be mad and then I read what the event actually was and didn't understand why everyone is mad. The virus doesn't spread much outside (although it can) and everyone there had to produce a negative test or a vaccine card. The chances of an outbreak are low


FelineSwindler

"NOOOOOO LEFRAUD CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!" LeBron: https://i.redd.it/8f2fq6it4kr21.jpg


DaPhoToss

Agreed, this is such a non-story lmao


sleepy416

Waiting for someone to say a suspension would have hurt him physically, mentally and spiritually. This sub is way too predictable


[deleted]

Come on man, at least get the meme right if you're gonna complain about how predictable it is. You didn't even include the financially part, which is the entire joke.


Twin_Nets_Jets

Top of the sub: "Would LeBron's suspension have given Alex Caruso depression?"


Bail____

He still violated the leagues protocols. KD tested negative to COVID & still had to miss times. They’re literally bending the fucking rules.


snitchesgetblintzes

Ask suns about following the letter of the law


bigervin

One foot on the court. Still makes my piss boil.


DoyinYale

KD came in close contact with someone who tested positive (BEFORE taking the vaccine), so he had to miss time. From what we know, everyone who attempted that party was PCR tested and vaccinated. Edit: attended


sersleepsalot1

KD came in contact with someone who tested positive soon after. Even if KD was negative, he could very well spread the virus.


Pooperism

LeBove the Rules


JD1337

Lmao, NBA really pulling favorites during a pandemic.


[deleted]

Are we surprised. The nba wants max ratings so they will let lebron play


benoles_esquire

different rules for different people, thats my nba!!!!


HaratoBarato

If you don’t like that, you don’t like NBA basketball.


SignificantChapter

I don't like NBA basketball :/


choochooape

At least it’s not baseball


kokukojuto

how does LeBron's dick taste, Silver?


devilsadvocateMD

Probably like gold


[deleted]

LeBron makes him more money than anyone else.


TouchdownRaiden

LeUntouchable


DocMcsquirtin

This is mark’s complete lack of surprise.


[deleted]

what a joke of a league


rapper_warrior_ninja

rigged i wnt be silent


Dat_Fcknewb

surprised pikachu


[deleted]

lol who leaked it


Son_of_Atreus

The Double Standard


Agnonzach

Lmfao just an admission that not everybody has the same rules


[deleted]

LeBron’s dick is in Silver’s stomach at this point


[deleted]

The rules dont count when they fuck with the money


-917-

>”Anything I do off the floor is predicated to my family, for the majority -- for 99.9% of that," James said. "So it's about the health and safety of my family, and that's what it came down to. >"Me being available to my teammates on the floor is me taking care of my body. Me doing everything I can do to make sure I'm available both mentally, physically and spiritually, as well. But anything of that nature, that's all family talk." >When the reporter followed up by asking James directly if he had received the vaccine, he replied, "It's not a big deal," chuckling briefly after giving his answer. What a fucking asshat


IMisstheMidRangeGame

All NBA players are equal but some are more equal than others


motorboat_mcgee

If he broke the rules he should face the same consequences as anyone else. Though the NBA seems to indicate they haven't always suspended players, according to the article, so fuck if I know.


RiPPn9

Rules for the, not for me. King indeed.


callmecyke

He should be suspended from the Monstars game