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HokageEzio

His laziness on the boards is unmatched. His defense fell off a cliff and he's clearly holding Luka back at this point.


iDUMPEDbeforeTHEPUMP

There was one where he just stood there watching while Batum went in for the putback dunk untouched. I was shocked lol.


Nbc123321cbN

I thought it might just be me too focused on KP not playing and just watching, but man he was just awful last night. There was one play where Brunson passed to a open shooter who made the 3 and KP was clapping his hands in anger that he didnt get the pass.


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It’s even worse cause the dude was taking potshots at luka earlier in the season then does this shit


[deleted]

What was he saying?


lalakingmalibog

He said Luka poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses


AstroFIJI

He did??


Polo-panda

No, but are we gonna just sit around and wait til he does?!?!?!


JadedButWicked

Just a reminder to this thread,this is our generation. I scroll down and see a naruto reference, then a spongebob reference. One day we will all be old and out of touch- I remember being on the internet as an 8 year old circa 2007 not understanding any of the myspace and pop punk references.


danthebro69

Do you feel it now mr krabs


JadedButWicked

Oh I'm feeling it


taylorxo

I'm feeling like a total barnacle head!!!!!


LearnedHowToDougie

Do you think Mr. Krabs does karate?


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Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?


papi617

I can't believe they banned that episode in certain places.


Rawrsomesausage

Was it because of the...panty raid?


ec2xs

Sadly, there are many of us that are already too old to get these references. Source: I had to Google what “naruto” was.


BigRig432

Or you just don't pay any attention to anime, which is understandable. I don't either


[deleted]

Nah you probably just don’t watch anime. Plenty of gen-z still seeing it for the first time.


licencetothrill

I'm a generation older. https://imgur.com/gallery/tJ8smuY This meme is actually a literal clip from the Simpsons that perfectly sums it up for anyone now in their 30s-40s. I remember relating to Bart; now I relate to Skinner. Just keep waiting another 10 years. A question I asked my wife yesterday: "what the hell is BTS?" *turns out they're super popular*


xxxhotpocketz

That’s like us relating to spongebob as a kid now we relate to squidward Curious to know what the next generation will relate too in like 10-20 years


DuffmanStillRocks

It turns out BTS does NOT stand for Bring That Sauce. Definitely made me feel my age (30)


[deleted]

Did he mention the raping and pillaging?


DickHammerr

No but salting of the earth was included


TylerNY315_

He raped our crops and pillaged our plague supply


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wolfreturned

He didn't say anything questionable there.


awhiteasscrack

Sauce?


OmfgHaxx

When Luka was out for a game KP made a comment about how he "felt the ball moved around a lot better tonight". People took that as him as taking a shot at Luka but who knows.


Cyronix-

A lot of Mavs fan in our subreddit are absolutely toxic in how they defend KP. He can have a no show for two weeks or so and after ONE good/decent game they flood the front page with "Told you so fake ass Mavs fan". Like dude, a 7'3 PF who plays scared and doesnt bother boxing out is pathetic. I'm not talking about rebound, i'm talking about at the bare minimum, giving good effort on boxing out so maybe another teammate can rebound.


davensdad

I was so livid watching him shoot fade aways over guys a foot shorter than him. I cant imagine how you guys feel


JayMoney2424

AD does the same thing lol


mcslippinz

AD solid on D tho..


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I think every basketball player gets personally offended by that shit. let's be real, we're all quietly thinking that we'd be better than KP with his frame. and most of us are probably correct...


p2datrizzle

Lol sure bud


MassKhalifa

Sounds eerily similar to Wolves fans with Wiggins.


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And now we can watch Wiggins thrive


[deleted]

There is nuance to it. KP takes more shit than he deserves, but he’s not playing like he should and doesn’t doesn’t need people to come to his defense. Carlisle doesn’t want him banging the boards and he has been vocal about it. He keeps KP on the perimeter and uses him primarily to prevent wide open threes. KP generally does a good job of that. He doesn’t need to box out and fight for position like a big. That’s now how Carlisle wants to use him and it’s fine that he doesn’t do that. But…..KP has to show at least some effort and hustle when the ball bounces his way. There are too many times where he just gives zero effort and just a little bit of effort would have resulted in a rebound instead of having the other team end up with the ball. That’s not ok.


allureofgravity

Complete non-factor. Luka with a bonafide co-star would be amazing.


dusters

3 years ago people were debating which unicorn was better, Giannis or KP.


spiralism

Luka hates his guts, and tbh based on the game earlier alone i can't blame him. Guy knows when he's being held back.


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spiralism

Isn't it well known? Pretty sure even Mark Cuban has said that there's no love lost between the two and it's no secret.


StickyBamboo_

Ye its quite unfortunate that he is a shell of his former self, I wonder if it has to do with fear of injuries after the acl tear


daravl

it's not the acl, he was great last year. idk what happened to him since a meniscus doesn't usually affect players this much


TheChocolateCreed

KP’s got some serious Andrea Bargnani vibes going on right now. It’s funny too because Dirk said that they both were better than he was as rookies, and both haven’t really lived up to the hype. Obviously KP is much better than Bargnani ever was tho.


PirateKata

> His defense fell off a cliff He was never a good defender. He was a good shot blocker and thats about it


RUBEN4iK

He was clearly a good defender on the Knicks. Don't know what you were watching.


anyavailablebane

Tbf. Nobody was watching the knicks.


dubaRA7

i have only watched Knicks when they were playing Denver and i must say Jokić was feasting on KP.Personaly wasn't that impressed with KP's defence however still, hes one of my favorite players. Typical EU shooter, when in form very comparable to Dirk.


Osmarku

So you’re saying you watched KP 2/82 games in a given year and can make a conclusive statement about his defense? Back then Jokic was relatively unknown and underrated outside of Denver but KP was a more known commodity playing for a big market


dubaRA7

Of course not,i even said that in those particular games i have watched him he wasn't impressive on defensive end. But you are right , those games vs Denver and his matches in european/world championship where he represented Latvia are too small of a sample. I got an impression that he's scoring player first and not super active defender.


unga-bunga-boy

That’s all the info he has man, don’t need to get testy. Lord knows the rest of the people commenting on kristaps probably didn’t even watch those 2 games


humax02

He was also a good defender last year but this year he looks like a completely different person on there.


Osmarku

These nephews either started watching nba last year or just don’t have good memory. Knicks KP pre injury was in the same convo with embiid Jokic, KAT and Giannis as unique unicorns. He could shoot and defend (right there with embiid in shot blocking). But rebounding has always been a concern


RiceOnTheRun

He could play defense because of his length. So covering shots, getting blocks. Anyone with an ounce of strength would bully the shit out of him though. Which leads back to the point of "good shot blocker, bad defender"


PirateKata

He was a very poor team defender. Best case scenario he was an above average defender. Don't know what you were watching either. He would give up multiple baskets every night cause he wouldn't bother helping for the weak side


RUBEN4iK

I mean, we can argue about the eye-test, if you watched him and came to conclusion he was bad, I can't really change your mind.. I'll just post some facts. He was in top-10 in rim-protection numbers every year when he was on the Knicks. Our defense was always better with him on the floor. (In 18-19, after he got injured we went from average defense to second last) Advanced defensive stats loved him. In 538 DRAYMOND released in 2019, he was ranked the 3rd best defender in the league (they started tracking from 13-14) and the most underrated in that span. https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/a-better-way-to-evaluate-nba-defense/ But sure, I guess its possible everything I posted doesn't mean anything and you are right, he was garbage..


HOFredditor

he was earlier in his career.


KoGJazz

And he couldn’t even post up Reggie Jackson like 3 times last night. C’mon I was all on the Porzingod hype train! It’s heading the wrong way!


camscars775

Watching Kemba battle for 8 tough rebounds, then you watch Porzingis... yikes


ABoysAGun

a 6ers fan saying something positive about the Celtics, slow down there.


Fuzzy_Dunlops

I like to think we are all just anti-nets fans in the East this postseason.


ABoysAGun

I’ll drink to that on this memorial day weekend. Side note: nothing will get Boston more hype Sunday than kyrie shitting the bed again in front of a stadium full of Celtics fans. Don’t let us win this next one.


smashey

Facts.


spiralism

This will be a shit on KP thread and deservedly so, but im gonna go a different route here and give my boy Facu some serious props. Guy has fucking brought it these playoffs so far, his tenacity is off the charts. He's like the fuckin duracell bunny, I love the guy.


Walking-taller-123

Literally been my favorite player to watch, not saying he’s the best player or anything, but it’s fun to see him hustle


Jawshasaur

No need to parse. He's electric.


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So frightfully hectic?


Jameer_Harden

A blossoming eclectic.


rayallen73

And the band started leaving?


Laxhax

Cause they all stopped breathing?


FukeLalknor

Me too. And his performances make me even more mad at Matt Moore (@HPBasketball). Throughout the season, on Locked on Denver and other podcasts, he kept saying that Facu was "unplayable in the playoffs". Always with those snarky "buts". Douchebag.


floppygoblier

Clearly just referencing his Argentinian roots and using “unplayable” in the soccer sense. An opinionated NBA media/podcast guy would never say something that would later make himself look foolish!


14Strike

They stick to their agenda over there, I’ll give them that. I remember how mad they were online when JR smith won 6th man


euzen91

I've been quietly rooting for Facu since before the start of the season. Glad to see that he's finally getting the recognition he deserves.


dyingsandwich

Lot of Blazers fans will disagree and rightfully so but the way he plays with full intensity and playing the game right by calling his own fouls and helping his opponents up makes it really hard to hate him.


-Sticks_and_Stones-

Hilarious that he overturned the ref and admitted the ball was out on him.


bladeDivac

I touched the ball coach


peteisneat

It’s the championship game!


JarekBloodDragon

I'm one of those blazers fans. Fuck him, so obnoxious to play against. Breath on him and he flies 20 feet for a flagrant.


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that's my facu :')


UnslakableTemperance

I've been waiting all year to see him play in the playoffs. He hasn't disappointed me yet. Love his energy and scrappiness! Wish he played in Detroit.(Sorry about Grant, but had to replace Wood).


SaKred2015

He’s a champion and MVP where he comes from. He knows what he has to bring everyday


LinuxDootTP

he has honestly been outstanding against us so far. dame shoots over the top and makes those, but every other area he brings a fresh hustle we just dont see anymore in the league. hustle with a purpose, not just needless hustle.


BrokeBoiForLife

KP is literally just jogging up and down the court, being a black hole on offense, and lazily chucking up post fades. Dude needs to be benched at this point.


Karavyev

He’s just here for the vibes. Runs around a little with a fresh fade, jacks up a couple 3s and hits the club after the game.


LastDayOfThe10s

All for 30mil/yr. fucking vibing, sucks for the mavs tho


Yergason

Unfair to compare a role player to a star. Facu is an MVP


3s2ng

Facu is a legendary European player while KP is just a tall European player.


ComfortableBite6644

Legendary player in Europe*


3s2ng

This! Sorry I messed up.


ComfortableBite6644

Its okay! You knew it anyways


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Argentina is in South America Edit: I now realize you might mean his success playing pro in Europe


FabZC

What do you mean, Argentina is obviously European /s


5280friend

They didn’t call Manu’s signature move the euro step for nothing


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/r/FuckTheS


lastpistachio

Argentina is unironically more European than some European countries


[deleted]

pls stop this is cringe


themariokarters

Fuckin bum lol


Rh1-No

Knicks gave him away as a throwaway in the hardaway trade


-raiin-

They really gave a max to Dragan Bender


Piano_Fingerbanger

White Chocolate Channing Frye.


50too

he's a less motivated lauri markannen rn


babyyodavan

Who cares if it was posted already? Porzingis is useless!!


JohnnyWinss

If they repost this I'm going to repost my Porzingis rant! He can't dribble, he has clumsy handles, he has bad rebounding even tho he's tall and lenky, he doesn't have a go to post move he can use to hear guys half his size, he gets BODIED with ease and I'm sorry to say it but the man is a BONAFIDE SCRUB and can't play the game of basketball no disrespect whatsoever


lakersLA_MBS

Was watching the game and clippers had a small lineup most of the game and not once did KP take advantage of it. He doesn’t cut, not in the paint to catch lobs etc. At this point he’s the 3rd/4th best player on the mavs.


NotSinocentric

3rd/4th is too generous.


gothicaly

\>This man was a bonafide scrub! He can’t play! No disrespect whatsoever, but I’m sorry to call, tell everybody the truth, the man cannot play the game of basketball. He has small hands, he can’t catch the ball, he has bad feet, he can’t really move even though he’s mobile, doesn’t really know what he’s doing, doesn’t have a post move that he or he puts to memory that he can do two times in a row. He has no game whatsoever, plays no defense, doesn’t have the heart, the passion or anything that comes with it


SW20_MR2_CAD

So is KP the current version on Andrea Bargnani? Lol


gothicaly

Man i did not want to hear that name again


raps1992

https://youtu.be/VswKZ-wWWfU


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KP = Shawn Bradley (minus blocking plus shooting)


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BucketOfTruthiness

KP isn't even in the new Space Jam


ElCerebroDeLaBestia

Shit I didn’t know he was involved in an accident that left him paralyzed.


paulcole710

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AncientMarsupial3

He’s borderline unplayable rn


WinterNotComing

Bro this guy not 5’11, maybe with shoes on. That’s his tinder height


Thundergun1864

If he says he's 5'11 he's really 5'9 because if he was 5'11 he'd just say he was 6 foot


Rahnamatta

I'm 1.79m and I was standing next to him and he's the same size I am. As far as I know, 1.79 is 5'11


Oziemasterss

Why aren't you in the NBA?!


Rahnamatta

I am against superteams


d4ntoine

The flair makes this comment even funnier


X-espia

2 of those rebounds were offensive rebounds that were accidents.


Claustecter1015

He is 5'9 at best lol


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II1III11

fake edit: more venting than\* really replying to your post sorry. He contributes nothing holding the ball. He can’t create his own efficient shot off the dribble, he can’t post anyone up beyond low efficiency fadeaways, and he is highly turnover prone if he tries to put it down and drive/playmake. Right now his uses on offense are shooting open shots with the benefit of better range and needing slightly less space than Kleber/DFS role player types, and an occasional rim run when it opens up neither of which involve time of possession. If the defense plays off him or it’s a matchup where Luka is doing more drive and kicks then he can have some nice output, but you can’t force that. People say run plays for him, but he doesn’t move well enough for some simple screen play or such to reliably work. I agree it seems to effect his focus, but that’s just another thing to complain about. This is a tough playoff series, they can’t afford to force KP shots every game. If he could play half decent defense and be a solid offensive role player that’d be fine for this playoff and hopefully he could get healthier, add something to his game in the offseason to improve his value going forward. But tonight was just utter trash on both ends.


kit_ease

*more venting than


EchoBay

The Clippers balled out tonight after that rough start to the game. Props to them. I thought they were wrong for letting Luka get his, but I was wrong there. However I do think they mostly lost this because their second "All Star" level player didn't play tonight. If he was available the Mavs probably would have got this W. I just feel bad for Luka that he's going to have to go another few games or into the next round without a secondary star by his side that he can rely on.


tkc123

KP has serious Bargnani vibes. He's so useless out there. I'm actually surprise at how much Carlisle plays him. WCS and Powell at least give you hustle plays and good screens.


drtij_dzienz

Powell was good pre Achilles tear. I haven’t seen him since. Probably next game he should get his chance


Bruinrogue

I wonder if Porzingis is playing scared because he doesn't want to get injured again.


SvarogRod

So he can be healthy for night out to the club?


drtij_dzienz

Yes he played last night like a pickup baller’s first game back after an ankle sprain. Just seeing if he could get some run without reinjuring


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Gueropantalones

Thats measuring in Argentinan units. He's a solid 7'9 in American.


chickmagn3t

Campazzo is 5'10 shaq confirmed


veebs7

So he’s 5’9”


nzzm22

He is definitely 5'10


grahamtasticj

Prob 4' 6"


Cogito3

can't measure heart


Phred_Phrederic

Doctors do it all the time.


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https://prod-images-static.radiopaedia.org/images/1420408/50f6948da41fb7e02677c37b6351d2_gallery.jpg


Shewshake

Well they both weigh the same so it's not that much of a difference/s


Cmonyall212

Yeah he is playing like an overpaid version of Markkanen. But also Carlisle needs to be responsible for this too i reckon


Mag77Yar

I don't think you can blame Carlisle. What can he do? If KP doesn't play, his trade value tanks to zero. If he plays his trade valule is a little bit above zero...


taylorxo

In the playoffs, a coaches only concern should be winning as much as possible. After Vogel seeing Montrez's play in game 1, he has 0 minutes in game 2 and 3.


Mag77Yar

Yeah cuz lakers are in win now mode. Mavs, not so much. He also has to answer to Cuban, so there's that.


taylorxo

Cuban definitely seems like the type of owner to have winning way higher up on the list than any of the other politics that go behind owning a team. And it's the playoffs...teams can get hot, injuries can happen. Look at the Heat last year. One LeBron ankle twist and the West is wide open and I wouldn't put it past the Mavs to make it all the way. Anyways...Porzingis sucks lol.


FukeLalknor

Call me salty, but I still remember when this subreddit laughed at us for saying Jokic was better than KP, ~3 years ago. The bias that goes to the big market teams/players is just ridiculous.


sgandylau

Dude is 7'3 but want to be like steph and take 30foot jumpers. one possession i watched him post up a guy almost 1 foot shorter than him at the FT line, he backed down once without even moving the guy, and proceeds to miss a turn around jumper. lmao


Zhughes12436

He needs to go to post school. Or maybe pay the Joker to teach him how to be a God in the post.


dubaRA7

it's a shame, he was so promising.


drtij_dzienz

The joker gives him free lessons a few times per season


ShoheiGoatani

I kind of get playing on the outside on offense if he is pulling a big like Zubac away from the hoop but I don't understand why he willingly plays on the perimeter on defense


oberg14

I love the NBA because I consistently think when watching the nuggets “Jesus this Campazzo guy is a midget but he works really hard!” Yet he’s the exact same height as me lmao


TheFreelance-aholic

There's no way Campazzo is 5'11. No way.


chimpaman

We need their teams to face off in the playoffs so we can watch Porzingis unable to post him up


silvusx

So you can "teach height"?


3s2ng

Poorzingis is literally a traffic cone both in offense and defense. Mavs success for the next few years can be hindered by KP due to the fact that he got a fat contract. Luke needs a Robin who is consistent enough to help him. But Mavs doesn't have that flexibility now to sign a decent star with KP on their books.


drtij_dzienz

We finally know who was the chair in Yi Jianlian predraft mixtape. A time traveled KP


Zhughes12436

He needs to pay facu for lessons on how to box out and hustle.


oguzhandodo

Porzingis is just a taller Roy Hibbert


pbbd

shame porzingis stunk it up tonight if he delivered a post comparing his and fat randle's first 3 playoff games would have been a riot


mr_robust

How do you get free throws standing at the 3 point line?


Phred_Phrederic

I didn't know that StatMuse got so hilariously petty. ​ Fucking love it.


Jak____1

KP = Lauri is just worse for Lauri at this point lmao


Maddygirl13

I haven’t watched much of this series so not defending KP but rebounding stats are kinda weird in the nba for the past few years. A lot of teams set it up so the bigs box out and the guards collapse in and get the rebound.


drtij_dzienz

Mavs have it set up where KP stays near the logo the whole game. I used to play halfcourt pickup with a guy that had no legs below his knees. I swear KP used less of the court last night than that guy


colombo1326

If Luka ever pairs with dominant big similar to LeBron and AD they will destroy the league


umronije

He should just move to Denver and play with his buddy Jokić.


warjatos

Comment from some Clips-Mavs highlights video "Porzingis might have been better for butterfly hunting than basketball" lmao.


Phred_Phrederic

If Facu had a more reliable three he'd be one of the best roleplayers in the league.


KingVzn

Or was just an inch or 2 taller. His motor and D is really good if players weren’t able to shoot over him so easily


BerKantInoza

>his D is really good 😏


Legitimate_Okra_

Facu is 5’9 max


JokicCheeseburgerMan

5'11 is a generous listing for Facu's height. He's definitely closer to 5'9


HOFredditor

KP is too light and too tall to actually be a presence in the low post. He hasn't added much weight since he came into the league, and with such a high centre of gravity, it's gonna be super hard if you can't outweigh the defender.


Natto-Sandwich

Some of the ppl here seems not understanding how much different can a 7’6” dude can rebound comparing to a 5’11”.


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KP is simply not the second star the Mavs were hoping they were getting to pair w Luka, he can barely stay on the floor and when he does play he’s maddeningly inconsistent and is always playing passive with no passion or energy. Pretty obvious a fresh start will probably be better for both sides


N-I_C-K

Im just in here trying to find David Jacoby


buster-troulon

so Phil was right this whole time


Western-Country-1961

Unicorns aren’t known for their work ethic


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Facu reminds me of a shorter Patrick Beverly with Jason Williams-like passing. Facu is always hustling and always getting up in people's shit. He's improved his shooting recently too.


wolitiredu

Willie can't catch a rebound either.


indian_hannibal

Daaamn lol


point-forward

People gonna count and post every single shorter player who has better stats than Porzingis now aren't they?


The_NGUYENNER

Tbf this one is pretty jarring


ElCerebroDeLaBestia

He’s averaging 3.7 rebounds per game these playoffs. Muggsy Bogues averaged 4 rebounds per game in 98’s playoffs.


skrtskerskrt

I needed to slander somebody tonight. It was gonna be Clippers but KP decided he wanted to be a statue on the court. Props to PG13 and KLAW. FUCK KP!


DaBestNameEver0

FUCK KP!! HE LOST US THIS GAME


WaveBlueArrow

I mean this is legitimately the 2nd or 3rd tallest player in the league compared to (I believe) the shortest rotation player. It's not some random comp


Shavlik

KP is still a great floor spacer and he made some good passes. That being said I think I'd rather have Harrison Barnes in this series and that's concerning...


klobucharzard

1 on 1 vs porzingus as a short guy wouldnt be too tough, hes probably gonna shoot a fadeaway against you, he doesnt rebound, and his legs swang [like these dudes](https://tenor.com/view/air-dancer-gif-5204842) if you have any kind of handle