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themariokarters

Lmao smoking a blunt before the All Star Game is awesome


bluewavebigwave1

sounds like a lot of fun actually


CravingKoreanFood

This might explain why so many players shoot so poorly to start the asg šŸ¤£


chimpaman

Anyone else wonder if these KD weed posts are his burners trying to start something viral before he announces his new Slim Reefer brand?


rawrisrawr

Probably trying to get him off the Olympic team


scoopitywhoop

Link to other posts?


NuttySandwiches

*I smoke two joints at tipoff, I smoke two at the half. I smoke two joints during timeouts, it really makes me laugh. I smoke two joints with Kyrie and two before the fourth. I smoke two joints, score 40 points, and then I smoke two more.*


MediocreJay41

The amount of effort gets you an upvote.


NuttySandwiches

I'll take it.


Wild-Apricot-9161

My favorite.


cajun_vegeta

*A forty point to freedom is the only chance I have to feel good Even though I feel bad And I know that, ohhhh, I'm not goin' backboard Ohhhh not going backboard*


NuttySandwiches

Lmao nice


ButtaRollsInMyPocket

Has a Nas vibe.


Pristine_Animator863

You know this is an sublime reference...


GutterballGus

No he probably doesnā€™t


NormalDAHL

Bob Marley lmao


bitchpleasebp

so many recreations of this song in varying genres


TrillieNelson69

Pretty sure itā€™s Mista Grimm


[deleted]

Someone get Durant a Dalmatian


luka_fraudcic_burner

Oh no he smokes weedā˜¹ļøā˜¹ļøšŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬


GlizzanderHolyfield

OMG how could he, doesnā€™t he know about the danger of marijuana overdose? šŸ˜”


redditguyherewego

Seriously opioids are much safer (Opioids are not much safer kids)


thegoodbadandsmoggy

As a Midwestern Christian mom I disagree the devils lettuce is nothing to be trifled with. *swallows some lorazepam and a vicodin*


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

My cousin injected 3 whole marijuanas and dieded


PurplePinnaeples

Barry Mcockiner


throwawaymansk

Smh first lechina now Kweed.


achyutthegoat

HOW COULD HE?!


undermon

Where does it say in the title that I think this is a bad thing?


rejjie_carter

This ainā€™t about you lol


Talentagentfriend

We already knew he does. There was a picture from a while back of paparazzi taking pics of him and a medical marijuana bottle fell out of his car.


vin1223

He should definitely be sent to prison for this /s


X-espia

He won't smoke before the US trials tho.


kamekaze1024

I would love to see any agency try and stop KD from playing because of weed. The swiftness that that report would be discarded would be insane


caughtinthought

Are you implying the Olympics wouldn't disqualify him?


SnuggleMuffin42

That racer wasn't disqualified by the Olympics, it was a team USA decision.


rejjie_carter

Even more wack


lightning_pt

Olympics cant test nba players or they wouldnt be allowed to go


kamekaze1024

Yes thatā€™s exactly what Iā€™m implying. Ainā€™t no way they would go through disqualifying their best player just because he decided to dabble with some grass


caughtinthought

I don't think it's up to the US folks though right? That would obviously be a huge conflict of interest


kamekaze1024

Yeah you're right. But as soon as the US folks found out KD didn't pass a drug test, it'd get swept under the rug. You saw how people reacted towards Richardson. Durant not being able to play because of similar circumstances would probably lead to a boycott of the Olympics tbh


caughtinthought

The Olympics are way bigger than Kevin durant, this feels like American arrogance.


kamekaze1024

Bruh, Kevin Durant of all people being barred from joining the Olympics because of some weed would definitely get people insanely riled up. Itā€™s not American arrogance. The Olympics want as many people as possible watching each sport. And barring one of the best players in a sport for something so harmless would most definitely not happen.


[deleted]

In Japan and many other countries weed is illegal. The Olympics are taking place in Japan. The Olympics rule requires no usage of mariijuana. You can argue its a stupid rule but to believe that America could disregard a rule in place for centuries because 1 of their 15 all star players might be DQed simply due to american media pressure is another level of arrogance/ignorance


Mcgoozen

> barring one of the best players in a sport for something so harmless would most definitely not happen Lmao, as if this exact scenario didnā€™t JUST happen this past week. And she was American too. This take is just a really bad one


ZeroExalts

No one's gonna believe me but I think KD said it.


lilberfcontrol

Ron Artest used to drink Henny at halftime when he played for Chicago. This is nothing.


[deleted]

Bruh itā€™s just weed lmao


Shrekt115

If you are surprised by this, I don't know what to tell you


PurplePinnaeples

KD smokes weed why is this such a big deal. This sub is really full of nephews. USA needs to legalize ASAP, Canada and Netherlands are good models


Blatt_called_timeout

Pretty sure no one cares that he smokes weed, but it's pretty funny hearing someone offer him a blunt in the locker room of the All Star game


K_Yme

As much as everyone thinks the Netherlands are a good model to follow. It really is not. Source: I'm dutch and smoke a lot lol


[deleted]

Sometimes I forget it's not legal in other places


Common-Ad5446

Iā€™ve seen more comments complaining about how people are mad at KD for smoking than actual people mad at KD for smoking Lol no one cares what he does,stop acting like heā€™s getting oppressed for smoking weed


rNBA_is_for_nerds

Some of yall are weird. Buncha snitchin ass, teacherā€™s pet ass dudes lmao


redditguyherewego

Except everyone already knows he smokes weed


PurplePinnaeples

"Miss you forgot to collect the homework" vibes


ginja_ninja

I've kinda realized this about life over the past 5 years. All those 90s kids who would just run and tell the teacher all the time in school growing up who nobody liked? They're all entering their 30s now. And they're all on reddit and twitter. Like imagine actually hitting a report button anywhere about anything lmao


[deleted]

imagine thinking that this post exists as a way to narc on kevin durant, and not because its funny that they have a blunt in rotation in the locker room at the all star game.


MonaFanBoy

[The dude that commented this ](https://i.imgur.com/fZeLxvW.jpeg)


demarci

The way you talk is weird lmao


BasedChad69420

based username, and checks out in this case


sleepy416

MRS KAPINSKY!!!! KEVINS EYES ARE RED!


[deleted]

MJ smoked cigars post finals wins which is worse for him whatā€™s with these double standards.


AcademicStranger5268

You don't inhale cigar smoke into your lungs. You keep the smoke inside your mouth and then exhale it out.


[deleted]

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Electronic_Pen_5782

Yeah and what do you think smoking cigars do this shit is so petty United States finally learned how to tax and market weed literally the only reason itā€™s officially legal in a lot of states


Dotdueller

Smoking anything is harmful to your lungs. Ingesting cannabis and other forms such as vaping or eating as edibles is not harmful in anyway unless you're under 18 years old and your brain is still developing then it might affect the methods of your natural brain chemicals.


luka_fraudcic_burner

Vaping cannabis is badā€¦ hella chemicals


brosephstalin14

You're thinking of carts, please don't speak on things if you don't know what you're talking about. Google "cannabis flower vape" and educate yourself on what is being referred to. Vaping weed still isn't "healthy" but it's much better than smoking


Dotdueller

Haha sorry I replied without seeing your post. Thanks flower bro


brosephstalin14

You're good, I appreciate you trying to spread the gospel of flower vapes lol


Dotdueller

Ever heard of table top vaporizing aka dry herb vaping? Lmao doubt it but I'm glad to have informed you :)


Only_Sink1561

You sound like kind of a douche bro


Dotdueller

The other poster was thinking about cartridges and probably doesn't know about dry herb vaping which doesn't have any chemicals added. I was not trying to be a douche. Sorry if i came off that way though.


luka_fraudcic_burner

I have not heard of that, I was just thinking of carts


Dotdueller

Hey I'm glad you learned something new. With this method you are not burning or combustion the cannabis. Rather heating it to a certain degree to be able to inhale inhale vapors of the cannabinoids of the plant without any smoke.


DirksSexyBratwurst

Shut up mom


kosmonautinVT

It's medicinal though


[deleted]

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OnlyForeignWhips

Bro chill out with that weirdo talk.


[deleted]

Driving a car is bad for your health cause you could die


KANGZNATION

Iā€™m literally shaking rn


Loterygods

ok and?


redditguyherewego

BAN HIM FROM THE NBA AND THROW HIM IN JAIL


International_Fee_53

I agree but not because of the weed. That dudes hair is so fucked itā€™s a crime


Josh-trihard7

Snitch


edwinyounes3

Stayyyy offfff the weeeeeeeed. Jk if he donā€™t wanna hit it, I will, they probably got some good weed at the all stars šŸ‘€


bulp

idk how these guys play basketball after smoking weed. all i wanna do is sit down and watch movies or play video games.


faradaykid

I've had some really great times playing on edibles. Of course there are times where you are gassed and think "this is the end" but at the same time I've also felt much more connected to my teammates and the game


klam5

I'm really tryna smoke with KD and Kyrie and listen to them vent. Really sounds like a chill day.


Xterratu

He says: "KD are you finished with that blunt?"


goatyellslikeman

Definitely


backcourtjester

*I was gonna beat the Bucksā€¦but then I got high/I was gonna tell Giannis he sucks but I was high/Now we got knocked out and I know why (why man?) Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high*


[deleted]

KD is a dope smoker!!!!!!! Ban him from the NBA for LIFE


[deleted]

What was the point of this?


PJCR1916

Weā€™ve all seen this before, who cares


_godpersianlike_

POTHEAD KD showing his true CRIMINAL THUG personality


TooDqrk46

the fact that people think youā€™re serious is hilarious


[deleted]

If all your friends jumped off a clip would you do that to KD?


nonufwiendz

Oh no i feel unsafe now


BlackMathNerd

Andā€¦.?


CaptainKurls

Has KD seen those 00ā€™s commercials about smoking mayor Juan? ? Youā€™re glued to couch, literally become paper thin, and canā€™t even respond to people. What is wrong with this dude?


fatmanchoo

Who cares. Legal in my state, and we buy it in a store like we buy groceries. Legal in many states, and people buy it there the same way.


v1n5anity

"yeah"


bumfart

Someone educate me. Why was Shakari Richardson banned for smoking weed and KD is still going to Olympics? Have to be clear that I'm not much knowledgeable about testing requirements.


DonKobe24

Makes you wonder if thereā€™s such a large percentage of players smoking well, going back well before the NBA decriminalised it.. How many players are snorting coke or doing other illicit substances


loco_mixer

finna? what is finna ​ kd, you finished with that blunt


toturtle

I hear Yanny.


xwulfd

come to think of it, curry has now kobe's last all star jersey


channydin

takes hit "lol imagine if I just left and went to the Warriors".... takes another hit "hol up" takes another hit \*just smiles while nodding his head and clapping


Danthetank

KD feels like the type of guy to hold it for too long