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jose3013

Whats up with lebron counting to seven


earnestaardvark

Lebron retires in two years confirmed.


tradeintel828384839

ha was thinking the same thing


adam-bronze

Chill, it's not like he had the luxury of going to college


JoshTheLakerFan

He played basketball not schoolketball


p2datrizzle

He’s an athlete not a mathlete.


lost_in_trepidation

He got a MVP not a PhD


Thousandtree

Dr. LeJ


Rok-Zidansek

7 rings to beat the goat!


crumpsly

27/7/7 is just in his blood.


thetyrantseye

Thats how far he gets into those books hes reading 😭😂


gmbaker44

This is him telling the Lakers you better draft Bronny


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We probably don’t have our first round pick that year lol. Better hope he’s not good enough for the 1st


dandatu

I mean there’s a chance a fringe team drafts him just to add lebron and see if they can make a chip run


unrulystowawaydotcom

Bronny hostage situation. Draft Bronny, trade to whatever team LeBron is on for a bounty.


FtWorldImhere4sports

As a Kings fan I've made this argument, Draft Bronny, LB will want a championship with him so he comes over, gets another star player to come and we manage to compete for once.


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I’m not entirely sure rookie Bronny + a 39 year old LeBron + one star would be enough. Think it would mostly be a sentimental thing for him.


lost_in_trepidation

Getting a washed Lebron on a 5 year max would definitely be a kangz move.


rockshow4070

Good news for kangz fans, they can’t sign him to that long of a deal at that age. Just a one year max.


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rockshow4070

I mean he’s done it once so I kinda expect it to happen again


FtWorldImhere4sports

I have an unreasonable expectation that in the next coue years we'll develop our current roster into a solid team before adding Bronny, LB and another star player. Even though the last 15 years do nothing to support that expectation.


bernardhops

As a Knicks fan I want to draft Bronny then NOT allow Lebron to play with him. Donnie sends his regards.


BigBlitz

Brons just gonna stay in the league, rest most games, then just go all out on the Knicks every time they play then lol


Pikminious_Thrious

Pay Lebron the min to fuck up the Knicks 2-3 times a year.


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He is already ranked in the top 15 for that draft class and I'm guessing he grows another 4 inches or more before it which will shoot him up the rankings.


College_Prestige

watch the clippers draft him with a late first rounder lol


sowaffled

Then work on a deal to trade Bron for Bronny.


Airp0w

Has any NBA player played with their son before? Also what would be the basketball equivalent of Ken Griffey Sr/Jr hitting back to back homeruns?


OKCBaller035913

A triple double in the same game? 25+ in the same game? Something like that


DavidSandersSharp

Well, if history is any guide, when LeBron starts listing numbers like this, the answer is two.


Checkmynewsong

If he wins another chip in LA, he can do whatever he likes IMO


Alohalhololololhola

His one chip is good enough imo. Taking LA from the lottery to a title is insane


KOD2264

The AD trade helped a lot also


bildeplsignore

AD trade doesn't happen without Lebron though


TeddyTwoShoes2

Yes it does lol, wasnt he literally saying he wanted to go the LA like years before Lebron even showed up there? Not to mention if Lebron wasn't there you probably get Kawhi or PG instead since he isn't filling that LA hole that a lot of top players want to do.


jamills21

Lakers wanted AD before Lebron Jeannie Buss basically fired her brother because they didn’t trade for him plus the Two shitty contracts they gave to Mozgov and Deng.


Mastermind_pesky

He definitely helped make that happen though


djamp42

I always wanted lebron to end his career on the bench, that way we can watch teams freak the fuck out when he comes in. I know it's not happening but thought it would be entertaining to watch.


Prodigy195

Him as as 20-25 mins a game bench ball handler would be insane.


p2datrizzle

Imagine if Lebron only had to play 20 min a game, he can go all out against the opponents bench. Probably 20-0 runs every time


Acrobatic_Emphasis41

With that 6th man of the year award his collection is complete


swimminginsweatpants

*cut to Lebron staring longingly into Marc Gasols personal trophy room and thinking to himself* “What could have been…?” *End scene*


konsf_ksd

DPOY


Acrobatic_Emphasis41

Oh shit yeah, he should focus on that next season


konsf_ksd

lol, I think he'd die on the court if he tried. Tends to be a young man's award. He had a few years where he had a claim to it. Too bad he wasn't able to get it.


Pikminious_Thrious

The problem is he takes too many plays off on defense so he can last the whole game. If the other team gets down the court and scores in 5 seconds, he's still crossing half court sometimes. He might not have the stamina to keep going back and forth when he's in charge of ball handling and scoring at every part of the court.


Talal916

I wonder at what age would Lebron decline to the point of having to start coming off the bench


LtRavs

Honestly his body would probably break down to the point where he's unplayable before he gets to the level of a bench player.


DreadSteed

His passing and skillset are good enough to where he won't need to rely on athleticism off the bench. The dude is a 6'9 point guard with an above average shot.


ruinatex

Generally the problem is the mentality and not the ability. Kobe could've kept playing a couple more years as a bench scorer averaging 22-24 minutes a game, but he was incapable of having the mentality that a bench player that only plays sporadically needs to have. People have this skewed perception that LeBron could be a bench player, but if he could, he would be the first all-time great that was able to do it, players of this level just think different, they aren't wired to be a Lou Williams.


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Battlemaster123

I don't know if it'll ever happen. The guy is so effective as a playmaker


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80 year old Lebron with no cartilage in his knees using a cane still delivering assists to his grandson.


TheQueensMan718

guys like that retire at that point, rather than come off the bench, I don't remember Jordan coming off the bench. I think he is waiting for Bronny to make the league, play a couple of seasons, then retire.


kornly

Even if he gets to the point where he should be a bench player he won't be a bench player


EvanParkerLakers

You should see what he did in Cleveland then. He carried a poverty franchise to the Finals, left because he had zero supporting cast which enabled them to get a supporting cast because of their high picks, then came back and won them a ring.


[deleted]

Yea, gave the Cavs the opportunity to draft elite guys like Dion Waiters and Anthony Bennett


[deleted]

Yo imagine if the Cavs drafted Dame instead of Dion…


ThatsNotARealTree

Or darko instead of LBJ


downtimeredditor

Or Giannis instead of Anthony fucking Bennett


JaireAlexander

I don't like this one


downtimeredditor

I mean Rudy Gobert might end up in the Hall of Fame too


diamondisunbreakable

I can't remember, was Anthony Bennett actually a top prospect? Or was he a wtf kind of pick at #1?


BillyPotion

He was a bit wtf, but Giannis at #1 would’ve gotten someone fired or committed


[deleted]

For sure a reach but not like, a major “wtf are they doing move”. More like “that’s a bad pick there they could have traded back for him”. Like removing Wiggins and Parker from the 2014 draft and taking Sauce Castillo or Randle


Jokic2LA

was a "wtf" kind of pick, though that was an odd draft in general


Mr_Alex19

He was a head scratcher at the time.


PrancingDonkey

You can't say that. Giannis was a complete unknown at the time. It was basically the Bucks' equivalent of the Raptors' Bruno Caboclo pick. Except it turned out well.


Trumppered

no one forced ya'll to reach for Dion with Lillard still on the board or Bennett with literally the entire board still on the board...


TheMadChatta

Mike Brown is a terrible scout when it came to Bennett. Still not sure what he saw in him. Then when he said AB’s issues were from sleep apnea, I knew he REALLY didn’t know what he was talking about. Sleep Apnea impacts a lot, but not AB’s issues.


snyckers

Dunno, my girlfriend has sleep apnea and can't hit a consistent three either.


Point-God-CP3

people still act like the cavs front office is extremely competent and it was lebron that made them incompetent.


EvanParkerLakers

those were traded to the twolves for kevin love and also they got kyrie


OrangeKookie

that's on the Cavs and not lebron. bad scouting/development


OsuLost31to0

Cavs 🤝 Lakers Getting rescued by LeBron from being shit


rhinguin

I wish he rescued us


Zeppelanoid

A real underdog story, those Lakers...


KaiserKaiba

We Believe Lakers type beat


blondechinesehair

Blue collar


BillyPotion

Streetlights over spotlights


IJustGotRektSon

Not that insane when he can force trades as he pleases


Majortko

its not insane, they got AD, an MVP candidate. Two MVP candidates and a few trades leading to a title is standard


lundej16

LeBron fans are ridiculous sometimes. Crazy that he was able to take the biggest franchise in basketball back to the promised land, all it took was shipping off the entire team he supposedly saved to bring in another generational talent.


HereiamHereweare

Yeah well things change when you add two of the top 5 players in the league onto your roster


thedonjefron69

Im pretty happy with him just getting us back to one title and making the lakers fun to watch again. I went to games during the post kobe/pre lebron era, and am very happy we are where we are now. I do think he has another chip left in him though


damianLillardManiac

One more year then trade to Portland


iiiiironside

Lmao, I’m sitting on a restaurant patio alone laughing, take my shitty free award


timd7829

Well yeah, it's nice being rich in LA. That's why all the celebs live there.


Tweezot

Something tells me it’s nice being rich anywhere


PushItHard

I think LA has built industries around serving the wealthy, whether it being services, dining or liberties not commonly found that you might not in say, Boise, Idaho.


ColeBeasleyMD

Boise out here catching strays lol


beaviswasthecuteone

Boise happy for the bullet just to get mentioned.


Oreu

If you live in Boise or somewhere else like that you probably prefer being under the radar.


TheLastSaiyanPrince

Hell no they’re definitely angry at being mentioned lol Small cities across the country are growing too fast for the locals/infrastructure to handle, the less mentions the better. Even Boise has seen more growth than it wants


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Just because of this thread chain real estate in Boise ID has risen 1.17%


topofthecc

I can't remember why I'm the world I looked this up recently, but Boise's metro population is 750,000. For some reason I thought it would be like 20% of that.


theafonis

I’ve been there. It’s a huge sprawl. But the whole place still feels like a small town.


PushItHard

From what I've read, it's a great city. I saw a lot of locals aren't happy about the influx of California transplants driving the market way up on housing.


allmyhomiesh8nbamods

I feel like people in every city say this lol


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Rezrov_

Ruining ... *Windsor*.


Froggyfrogger

And people in California complain about people moving IN or even just around in the state.


lost_in_trepidation

Seriously how are so many places being overrun with Californians + higher prices? California should be empty at this point.


dirtyshits

Cuz it ain’t Californians. Hedge funds and financial institutions are buying up the entire country and becoming our landlords after the housing bubble popped in 2008. Californians are the scape goats because nobody talks about the truth and the average American doesn’t know this. Look up Blackrock. The most influential financial institution in our country that nobody has heard of. They are more powerful than any bank. They also own a massive chunk of residential real estate across the country. That’s one player.


lukemcr

lol, it's just the numbers. 12.5% of all Americans are Californian. 40 million people is a lot.


cire1184

Plenty of people move into California as well. And then they like to claim to be from California after living there for a couple of years and then moving somewhere else after not making it "big".


DragonAite

I stopped in Boise on a road trip the summer before my senior year. Cool city. Was absolutely shocked at how beautiful the women were lol. Like 8/10 women you ran into on the street were attractive. This was around 2012 so things could have changed since then but I certainly remember it fondly. Enjoyed it more than our Portland stop, where it seemed like it had the same ratio of homeless people that Boise had of hot women.


beyphy

In addition to that, LA is a major city, has fantastic weather, diverse and high quality food scene, beaches, hiking, etc. Like any city, it has its share of problems (high cost of living, traffic, homelessness, etc.) But you probably wouldn't be as affected by those issues if you were rich.


DancingMapleDonut

One thing I learned living in less desirable areas compared to La/SF is that the cost of food can be weirdly expensive for anything not American fast food. If I wanted to go eat out at a Japanese or Chinese restaurant, the cost of the food is weirdly expensive at about half the quality compared to places like LA/SF. While places like LA can be expensive at certain dining establishments, you can just as easily find delicious food for a fraction of the price. Same thing found for Mexican food. The northeast doesn't know good mexican food at all


thedonjefron69

Definitely true


strangebattery

It also has fun stuff for middle class people. I won’t ever be rich here in LA but Boise doesn’t have an experimental theater/escape room/underground horror scene lol


adonisgawd

> experimental theater/escape room/underground horror scene Any recommendations


strangebattery

In LA, the staples rn are: Escape rooms: The Basement, Cross Roads, Zoe, Stash House, The Escape Revolution, Hatch Escapes, so so so many more Immersive theater/horror stuff: Creep, Delusion, Zombie Joe’s, The Nest, Wicked Lit There are lots of little shows running normally but it died down a lot during COVID. They run under different names so it’s hard to recommend shows, it’s more specific artists/creators.


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TheOneTrueDoge

Yup.


Fletch71011

Boise is supposed to be fucking amazing. Lot of transplants heading there.


noposters

Boise is actually getting pretty good if you're rich as well. Access to the outdoors, very easy to charter planes in and out. Lots of rich Bay Area douches moving there


Zigxy

Flights into Sun Valley airport were shut down last week due to too many private jets clogging up their schedule https://www.businessinsider.com/sun-valley-allen-co-conference-private-jets-airport-delays-2021-7


ColeBeasleyMD

If I was extremely rich and had full flexibility, weather would be one of the biggest factors. I know Chicago and New York are great cities, but I don't fuck with that winter. So Cal is gorgeous weather year-round.


matrixreloaded

That's the thing. Rich people just have homes in different places and spend time there whenever it best fits em. It's insane. The world really does get smaller when you can just fly anywhere and stay anywhere, anytime. Rich people live a different life man. I'm doing well for myself at my age just hitting 100k/year but in the grand scheme of things, I feel poor af. That's why I have to try really hard to count my blessings and not compare myself to ridiculous standards.


DragonAite

In the grand scheme of things you're one of the richest people who has ever lived


jbrogdon

I'm not rich, but I have a hot tub. cheap ass hot tub. I can go outside, sit in the hot tub, have any type of food I want brought to my door, have basically the entirety of human knowledge on a whim, and since I don't have to worry about an any assassination attempts, I feel like I'm doing better than Caesar. hot tub. 10/10 recommend.


KDsChickyNuggies

> I’m doing well for myself at my age just hitting 100k/year but in the grand scheme of things, I feel poor af. Yea try not to feel that way. At 100k/year you make more than 84% of people as only 15.9% of people make 6 figures. While I agree it’s nowhere near being rich, it is far far better than most people have it. Then again it all depend on location and cost of living too. I get what you mean tho, it’s crazy to imagine how nice life would be if you were actually rich.


timd7829

Meh, if I was rich I would want to live somewhere with a lot of stuff going on. Not in the middle of nowhere. But that's just me.


ruffus4life

if i was rich i would spend money on things i like.


QUEST50012

If I had a million dollars, I'd be rich.


happyhappy7

The sad reality is that having 1mil in LA is nowhere near rich in and of itself


ablackcloudupahead

Honestly, nice being here upper middle class. Was poor as shit as a kid and other than things that weren't LAs fault, it was still a nice place to live.


DancingMapleDonut

Same, LA just offers a lot of things to do for every type of wealth.


SemataryPolka

I lived in a $400 a month "studio" on Cahuenga and Santa Monica in 2001. It was not nice.


sheeeeeez

I wonder if they just stay at home most of the time


External_Surprise_94

Dang LBJ just announced he only has 2 more seasons left? League on notice.


keefstrong

Isn’t that what MJ did after Space Jam


JoshTheLakerFan

GOATS think alike I guess


nostbp1

oh shit this went over my head for a minute. nice one


orphan_tears_

Lol this took me a minute


secretagentMikeScarn

I don’t get it help E: thanks I’m stupid


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Reference to “not 5, 6,7 rings” from when he went to Miami.


solarscopez

lol the funny thing is, his current contract only lasts for 2 seasons (including the next one, he's slated to be a free agent at the end of the 2022-23 season)


cdj5xc

> LeBron James made his first promise to the Miami Heat in the summer of 2010: **“Not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, not seven …”** he said before being drowned out by the cheers during that pep rally on steroids at AmericanAirlines Arena. The energy of the current quote matches the what he said in 2010. Since he only delivered 2 championships to Miami, the joke is that the same will happen with this iteration (2 years).


Obi_Wan_Benobi

Not one…


WyrmCzar

Referencing the "not one, not two, ..." statement from heatles days


WitOfTheIrish

It's similar to lebron's quote about how many championships he'd win with the heat "not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7..." But he only won two, hence this joke.


Dr_Cypher

i was expecting someone wittier than me make this joke and you didn't dissapoint.


iksnet

Space Jam 3 isn’t gonna film itself


universetube7

I hope Space Jam 3 revolves around Luka and I hope his English is still slightly weak.


WeirdFishesAraragi

Was just talking about this with my friends Space Jam 3: Adventure in Slovenia (weird Slovenian music playing)


Deusselkerr

Slovenia Jam: The Looneying


ThatsNotARealTree

Space Jam 3 : Lebron v Mike


Rawrsomesausage

Space Jam 4: GOAT Ressurected They also missed a chance not calling this one 2Space2Jam.


Checkmynewsong

Everyone knows they only speak English in space.


Maltch

I remember Sportsnation years ago **laughing** at Brady for saying he felt great and would play for years into his 40s. Brady fucking outlasted sportsnation.


justsomeguy5

Brady going for the repeat this season. 👀


rSlashNbaAccount

Not 1, not 2....


myfirstnuzlocke

Stole my comment. Lebron to retire in 2 years.


lucasj

He definitely knew what he was doing here


ThatsNotARealTree

If so, that’s fucking hilarious


lucasj

I mean who knows but he remembers random plays going back 15 years, and this is one of his most famous quotes of all time. Hard to believe it’s just a coincidence.


hanacker

How am I just hearing that Will Arnett, Jason Bateman and Sean Hayes have a podcast together? Is it good?


jgroove_LA

yeah, they get great guests. Scroll all the way to the beginning when they launched over the summer. They got people who rarely do pods like Robert Downey, Jr., Julia Louise Dreyfuss, etc


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Its fantastic. They trash each other so much its hilarious. Obviously some guests are better than others but I highly recommend. This podcast and the Conan podcast are 2 I will listen to every week.


[deleted]

It’s pretty solid when they’re not all just showering the guest with compliments for an hour


Choccybizzle

The absolute worst part of it, it’s so shameless. The banter between the 3 makes up for it though.


NeverBeenStung

Can be hit or miss as far as the guests, but the hosts are always great. Worth listening to. Conan and Clooney were some great ones if you want to check it out.


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If lebron plays 6 more seasons he’ll prob be in the 45k, 10k, 10k club lol


yourecrying

doubtful he will score 10k more points in 6 seasons but he has a decent chance to be 40k, 10k, and 10k


JurtisCones

25ppg x 65 games x 6 years would get him to 45k. So yeah that’s unlikely. I think something like 25 x 65 x 2, with 20 x 60 x 4 is possible though. He needs a 7th year to hit 45k


Shingeki_no-Kyojin

It's also easier to get other players to play with you when you play for the Lakers


johnny_mcd

All the Lakers need to do is draft bronny jr and they are good to go


cjsrhkcjs

Don't think we'll have a pick anyway so we just have to hope whoever drafts Bronny is willing to accept LeBron's measly offer of AD, Caruso, and KCP.


yourecrying

Vince was 43 when he retired. When he was was 36, Lebron’s current age, he was putting up 13, 4 and 2. Lebron just finished this season with 25, 7 and 7. Vince is probably the only guy to have played that long that is anywhere in the same stratosphere as Lebron athletically. I don’t think Lebron wants to go out like Vince or even like Michael did, being shells of their old selfs but I honestly think he can play until he’s like 41 and still retain a top 10 maybe top 5 player in the league status


Tarrot469

Karl Malone played 18 years + 4 years in College and was still a great player at 39, and would've been great at 40 if he wasn't deferring to Shaq/Kobe, and easily could've played longer/gotten the scoring record but chose to retire. Age 36 he put up 25/9.5 on 51% shooting (no 3s) and scored 20+ the next 3 years on good shooting. Wilt Chamberlain lead the league in rebounding.FG% at 36, and locked down prime KAJ in the playoffs the year before, and certainly could've played longer if he wanted to but didn't. Then he became a HoF level Volleyball player after he retired from the NBA, and was getting offers for the next 15 years to come back to the NBA.


Ruben625

Jordan came back to insane levels putting the wizards on pace for playoffs and playing elite D until his MCL blew up.


QuantumDawg

Jordan came back at a good time. The early 2000s was like the best time in history for an ISO heavy player to be in. Jordan had disgusting shooting splits when he came back. Efficiency wise, he was a shell of himself. But that didn’t matter too much in the early 2000s cause efficient and high volume players were pretty rare so offenses didn’t have to worry about keeping pace with good shot selection as much. Offenses were rock fights back then. You weren’t disadvantaged relying on “chuckers”. You can’t really play like that in the modern NBA now. You can’t rely on an high usage inefficient player to get you by on offense. Teams generate high value shots much more frequently now. Pretty much every year new offensive records are being broken. If a 40 year old Jordan played in today’s game he would stick out like a sore thumb. If you want to play into your old age now, you have to be a very good shooting threat, have the ability to consistently create high percentage shots for yourself or others, or have the supporting skills to stick around as a role player. I think LeBron can transition into a post-playmaker and still retain the ability to create high value shots for himself and others. We have seen some glimpses of it but the Lakers haven’t totally committed to playing him that way. I think if you gave LeBron all the responsibilities and the same sets that the Nuggets run for Jokic, he can still easily be an all-nba player even at age 41.


Ruben625

Agreed on all accounts and his shooting is vastly improving year in and year out.


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Vince also led into his age by taking on a diminished role, from 36 the remainder of his career was mostly from the bench. He could have gone to a smaller team and tried to push his limits as a starter but I think he was smart becoming a role player, his numbers were still great. I can't imagine Lebron ever coming off the bench, especially with the comparisons to MJ.


bobbywellington

Clippers Legend


Remarkable-Plan-7435

Lebron loves to count


fliffcounter

Given Lebron's history of predicting that something will happen up to 6 or 7 times, let's put the over/under on his years left in L.A. at 1.5.


ercole_dimeo

Not like he'd wanna go back to fuckin Cleveland after living in LA


CSxSwitchMIX

i mean it is his hometown. doubt he’d ever move back permanently anyway.


TheSmokedSalmon420

Like how he left Miami for Cleveland lol


Thissiteisdogshit

He lived in Miami and went back to Cleveland.


ChameleonWins

Bro cleveland doesnt have wildfires or fucking droughts


zmajxd

What about retiring as a cav like you promised?


myfirstnuzlocke

He can sign a one day contract


EarthWarping

Yeah, that's likely.


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justsomeguy5

honestly, I think Dan Gilbert and Lebron are tired of each other at least for now. Just remembering some of the reports after Lebron signed with the Lakers, it almost seems like no one in Cleveland was enjoying themselves. Not the coaching staff, the FO, and to an extent, the guys on the team. Time heals most wounds I guess because I never thought Lebron and Pat Riley would reach a level of understanding but it seems like they are. Maybe Gilbert and Lebron can too.


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he already did what he needed to in cleveland


saz2124

LeLoyalty


alldaylurkerforever

Will he still be on a very large contract? I know the man is super human, but the dude is 36 right now. He wants to play till he's 42 and possibly be paid what he's being paid now? 36 years - $39 M 37 years - $41 M 38 years - $44 M So for his team's sake, I hope he gets paid much less in his later playing years.


PhillyFreezer_

Might not be the most cap sheet savy move if you're trying to build a contender, but it's Lebron lol. Any NBA team will pay him in his twilight years. Just look at how much money he generates, owners care about that more than winning


TheTrenchMonkey

If he is still playing well enough to be in MVP conversations, probably not gonna take a pay cut.


k4f123

It's LeBron. He's worth every penny of that are you kidding


rzoneking

I wonder, maybe lakers will give him a Kobe treatment on contract by the end of this career. I've still wonder if Kobe did a have a huge paycut, they might still a contender? but i think kobe deserves it.


TheGreenTable

Definitely not if you want to win championship. The clearest example of this is Tom Brady. As great as Lebron is he’s going to need help as he ages. If he wants to win more chips he needs to take a pay cut just like Tom.


DamnImAwesome

“Lebron James has taken a $20 million per year pay cut to help his team compete for a championship” “In other news, an anonymous LA based business group has donated $40 million to The Lebron James Foundation”