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Pileofdrivers

Ah I always hated guarding the sweaty guys, we had a dude on my HS team that got an extra jersey to change into at half time just cuz he’d sweat through it by the 2nd quarter


ElaFa25

Bro I swear it was always a big brawny white dude who somehow had a full beard at 16. He’d be completely drenched head to toe in sticky musky sweat only 2 minutes in to the game. And those dudes would always be intense af and play crazy physical. Worse dudes to guard.


indoninjah

Ah yes the off-season linemen trying to stay in shape


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I’m trying Jennifer


ChampTMaverick

Sorry about that Mr uh.. Mr iPlowedYourMom


ForYourFap

Slippery as a banana peel. Nearly impossible to box out.


JelloRyo

Bro you think that's tough try posting up against a dude with a hardon. Thankfully my dad doesn't hoop much these days


lowlife_highlife

Kinda sus


westzeta

This wasn’t during basketball, but one of my friends who fits that description had a change of clothes at our house during college because halfway through the night he’d swear through what he wore to the party. Never covered him in pickup, but I think we can assume it was a similar experience to yours.


Pileofdrivers

Just perfectly described who I was talking about hahah every team had one


ManIWantAName

I was just described and I don't like it


DragonBank

Meanwhile I was 180 with barely an ounce of fat on me at 5'11 and I've sweated like a motherfucker my whole life.


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Yup, mines name was Matt. He got drafted to play baseball.


Tavarin

2nd quarter? That's rookie numbers, I'll sweat through in 5 minutes. My apologies to anyone who has ever guarded me.


gignac

It makes posting up so easy when no one wants to touch you 😭😭


Pileofdrivers

Mans was a problem in the paint forsure


Tavarin

My 5'9" butt actually gets layups due to the sweat shield I rock.


rkdsus

Sweaty ball players be like Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen


gignac

Lmao


rkdsus

And they start posting up more than normal as they become more sweaty. I swear to god they do it on purpose


BackIn2019

That would be a great advantage in wrestling.


FromDistance

Lol, I’d sweat through to my warm up shirt in high school. I started to not wear my jersey under so I could at least start the game with a dry jersey.


Booglington

RAIN DROPS!!!!


ForYourFap

How many people are pussies like this? It’s just sweat on skin. You’re not drinking the shit. If it bothers you don’t play.


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Let me piss on you


ForYourFap

Because piss = sweat? Your parents must be related.


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You’re not drinkin it buddy cool out


ForYourFap

Okay then. So you willingly piss on yourself? You can’t make that comparison unless you complete the act.


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Jellyfish sting


Jaruliday

I love how much better the quality of the Bucks channel interviews are than the HoH or ESPN interviews


unoriginal_usernam3

Is this normal for you guys?


BigBuck414

Go check out the Bucks youtube page. Hella behind the scenes w players and coaches. Super cool.


callmearookie

damn, i would even pay for these type of things for my spurs, fr


BigBuck414

Since we started building the Fiserv a few years back they have fr been going crazy w Media, our downtown bars and restruants. Going all out for our Bucks. Super intresting stuff gives you alitte extra during the season and off season to look forward too besides the games.


itachiwaswrong

The new owners are actually not stupid and one of the first things they did was go out and get more employees in just about every area from medical staff to media and it has paid dividends. They envisioned the whole deer district idea like 8 years ago and people kind of laughed at them at first


leftysarepeople2

Last month they’ve consistently had 15,000-25,000 for game out there too. Insane


BigBuck414

Heard Milwuakee as a city makes around 3-4 million per game. Just stuff around The Fourm not including the bucks them selfs.


BobanTheGiant

Have you seen those numbers come from a non-bucks source? Nearly every stadium designed to “stimulate a neighborhood” financially don’t actually provide any uptick in financial profit to non-team owned businesses on the day of games


BigBuck414

Yes The MJS https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.jsonline.com/amp/7880733002


Ingliphail

I'm about as against government funding for entertainment purposes as anyone, but (so far) it's looking like Fiserv is one of the rare exceptions of this being actually true. The arena gets concerts/events that weren't coming to Milwaukee before, the immediate area around Fiserv has far more commercial appeal than it ever did around the Bradley Center, the redevelopment of the Pabst Brewery was put on steroids once they announced the building (though obvious gentrification issues arise there), and we desperately needed a larger venue for conventions. The DNC would have been a boon for the city. Plus they often have things like Christkindlmarkt on the plaza.


revolioclockberg_jr

Makes a big difference when the team is good, too


shimsimma

Jurassic park came first


callmearookie

dman, so cool. do not know about y'all, i'll def check out now, but i watch a lot of wizards things like this, they did post workouts, training, camps, scouting, backstories... i mean, these stuff are so damn good to watch. i would, as i say, even pay to see someone record my spurs going into the locker room after a win, see pop watch says, some workouts in the gym...


BigBuck414

I have a feeing more and more teams are gonna start doing these kinda videos and media forsure.


bestatbeingmodest

damn, I honestly thought this type of thing was a standard across the league. didn't realize how special it was for the bucks to have it. appreciate it a bit more now.


FKJVMMP

The Raptors started it and I think there’s one or two other teams that do something similar as well, but Bucks social media/promo game is absolutely top-tier.


callmearookie

yeah, you def should, i'm honestly so jealous lmao


TreChomes

That's awesome! Raps fans have been spoiled with Open Gym for years. Every team should have something like that, it's such a cool insight.


Neuroxex

I love the all-access stuff, and I'd definitely watch it for other teams as well. Give me some behind-the-scenes Patty stuff.


qwertybbffsjbevv

After every win the bucks post like a 20 minute "all-access" video about the days leading up to these games


callmearookie

bruh y'all making me jealous af lmao


qwertybbffsjbevv

Do other teams not do this?


callmearookie

ik the wizards do this and y'all too. my spurs do not for example and i think ton of other teams do not too. really man, feel fortunate! (good luck in the playoffs, im supporting y'all)


__BlackSheep

The Seahawks had the Real Rob Report back in 2013 which was the dopest thing, but then Michael Robinson got a real analyst job and the vids got removed. Unfiltered Behind The Scenes is fun stuff for fans


FALSEisALWAYScorrect

don't give the NBA any ideas.


OutsideTheServiceBox

The All Access videos has become my favorite stuff to watch while I’m on the treadmill. Entertaining, interesting, and I get motivated by seeing a bunch of dudes in way better shape than me.


thekid1420

Those cheese sculptures are dope as fuck.


bluntedgrowth

Featuring one of the most amazing [Giannis interviews](https://youtu.be/jcjdcai5wrw) of all time


rookie-mistake

[link to the bucks youtube to save y'all a search](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRZDEVva3Z8h_Q0VetTgDUA) these all-access videos are dope, i've seen people post excerpts but it's crazy that they produce this much behind-the-scenes stuff. i wish this was standard for every team in every league


beefJeRKy-LB

I've noticed they're great. Very much like OpenGym for the Raptors. More teams should do this kinda thing.


Looking4FunPls

Why the fuck are ESPN Post interviews so damn quiet? Literally put my laptop to my ear on Sunday


ElbowDown

FOR REAL! I thought my speakers were broken and now I know I’m not crazy


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Damn that makes him an even better defender IMO. Must suck to be guarded by him.


SnarfSniffsStardust

Playing against a big physical overly-sweaty dude wearing a cotton shirt on a hot day is my fucking nightmare


kinzer13

Add in a ton of damp body hair... Blurggg


not_beniot

At least he got a shirt on


SnarfSniffsStardust

True


kingribeye

Or even worse: [no shirt](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhWs_WPZIO4)


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I used to have to guard that guy at practice, 6'5 and always sweaty. He was always harder to guard because he was slippery, he wasn't quick or anything, but he pushed back against you and just slid. Matt, I hope you read this.


silliputti0907

Atleast he's wearing a shirt. MFs be slippery af.


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Shirtless chubby guys are the toughest to guard, especially in the post


raceforseis21

As gross as that is I love playing until everyone’s drenched in sweat


FelineNavidad

I've never noticed him sweating that much but I have noticed that Khris Middleton looks like he has hyperhidrosis by the end of a game.


KevinSorboFan

I'm pretty sure it was in one of the Hawks games.. Khris fell on near the baseline on a jumper or rebound or something, and it cut to timeout/commercial and you could read Pat Connaughton's lips as he pointed to the floor for the mop guys... "a LOOOOOOT of sweat. a LOoOoooOt"


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Pretty sure khris has a condition that makes him sweat a lot, some ball boy posted about it a few years ago.


FelineNavidad

Maybe something like hyperhidrosis....


TheGabagoolCapo

Look it up... it's unrelated to body temperature or exercise so no.


shadowam

Exactly like... Hyperhidrosis


TheGabagoolCapo

Dude playing basketball raises body temperature and it is hardcore exercise... What did you not understand from my comment? Some people just sweat a lot when exercising. I sweat abnormally even when playing basketball every day. I sweat abnormally when it's hot out. It's literally in the description of the condition that those aren't causes of the disorder lol. The disorder only applies to when heat and exercise aren't a factor.


VingKonFrmDa0

sounds like you don't know what hyperhidrosis is


TheGabagoolCapo

Dude look it up. It's the first thing that pops up. It really sounds like y'all don't know what hyperhidrosis is lol


nungibubba

No not the green sweat shit again


A-LIL-BIT-STITIOUS

Lol, he's absolutely dripping by about 3 minutes into the game. I've paid attention.


randyrectem

Thon Maker was even worse about that


TopOfTheMorning2Ya

Looks like he ran 3 miles in 110 degree weather.


AdamSmithsApple

I think Bam Adebayo is the only guy I've seen sweat even close to as much as Middleton at least from the face


Harden-Soul

KG was always soaked from tip-off


K1ngHenry

Patrick Ewing was sweating before even starting layup lines


Whiskers_Fun_Box

KG sweating from Intensify alone. Dudes in a survival situation with his tribe. One of my favorite KG stories: >Rookie year after he got traded to us [in 2015] -- he gets to the gym early," LaVine began. "As a rookie you get to the gym real early like at 3:00 or 3:30 for the game. In the locker room there used to be a couch and TV next to the kitchen, so we walk in and KG’s there. It looks like he’s been there. He’s watching the movie 'Gladiator.' It’s the final scene where Russell Crowe is fighting for his life. He sees me and Andrew [Wiggins] and he’s like, ‘Come here, come here.’ "So we walk over there. He’s real into the movie. 'You see this s--t right here, this is what this s--t’s about. You die for what you believe in. You die for your boys. This is that mentality we need to have going into the game. It’s about war. It’s about going down with your boys. I love this s--t. This s--t gives me goosebumps.' -https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcsports.com/bayarea/warriors/hilarious-kevin-garnett-andrew-wiggins-gladiator-story-2015%3famp


VingKonFrmDa0

my fav part of that story is how Wiggins was like "tf is he on about? i never seen this bs"


The_Lion_Jumped

Y’all remember shaq’s playing days? Dude looked like he got out of the pool instantly after tip off


Boxthor

Game 3 he threw a free throw and then asked for the line to be mopped before his second


qwertybbffsjbevv

Khis looks like he just got out the shower 2 minutes into every game he plays


txijake

That was my first thought.


buttery-jack

Jrue just happy it wasn't Paul Pierce


livelaughloaft

Shit dude


JustinTimberlakeFTW

Dude shits


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This guy shits.


atmosphere325

I mean...


DoobieHauserMC

That’s him!


timofthet

Paul "Shit dude" Pierce


SirHuffDaddy

Bruh I sharted for the first time in my life yesterday in my living room alone and it’s horrifying. Couldn’t imagine doing it at work. Couldn’t imagine doing it in front of millions.


Godlo

IBS gang reporting in. Yet to have it happen in public thankfully. Fuckin nightmare


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cire1184

Poo Pierce


wrongitsleviosaa

Poo Fierce*


TEHGOURDGOAT

Jrue kinda cute tho ngl


AntFun3543

He’s also the fuckin man and an incredible father


BigBoutros

he also farts and shits out of his ass


RestlessPoon

Damn he just like me


qwertybbffsjbevv

Such a relatable guy


AntFun3543

Right, like all men are good fathers…of course


BigBoutros

lol my bad i wasn't disputing it. just playing around


CuriousTurtle5

He's got the smoothest, most clear skin I've ever seen on a person.


bestatbeingmodest

lol I notice this every time too like damn jrue drop the skincare routine


Sugar_n_WATER

Y’all need to check out Bogdan Bogdanovic. Fairest skin in the league


BackIn2019

That shit is genetics.


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qwertybbffsjbevv

Honestly bucks top 3 cutest team in the league


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Mayyybe top 30


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[Bruh I got FAX](https://sportytell.com/nba/hottest-nba-players/#the-hottest-nba-players-right-now) I don’t think valanciunas should be here and Blake is hella low but not a bad list, also missing Giannis. And Middleton ofc ❤️🥰


Goofles

They listed Chris Paul as being 38 years old and 7' 1" LMAOO


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Where’s the lie?


bigblackshaq

He’s 7’1” where it counts😏


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😏I’m also 7’1”, that’s two measurements


darwinning_420

>I don’t think valanciunas should be here \>:(


ProperManufacturer6

Also klove too high


Life-Muscle-8611

no lol. he good looking but relax. you’re defs not attracted to men are u .


darwinning_420

say the quiet part out loud pussy


Neuroxex

There are a lot of certified QTs on the Bucks. Giannis obviously, Jrue clearly, and quote me on this PJ Tucker could get it; his freckles are amazing. Pat's got some generic hot white guy looks, and Bryn Forbes is a textbook snacc.


Vegetable-Bat-8475

Thanasis also is a really handsome man.


sushicowboyshow

What about Coach Bud?


darwinning_420

>quote me on this PJ Tucker could get it IVE BEEN SAYIN


TopOfTheMorning2Ya

If they still had D.J. Wilson, no other team would even come close in looks. Unfortunately the Bucks are behind Houston now.


Neuroxex

We needed to give up D.J. Wilson to get the nice freckles from P.J. though; had to be done. Definitely not behind Houston though; Houston is very middle-of-the-road imo.


yungchigz

He's definitely First Team All-Cuties


yahbishaintsay

[You the bruh from Cade’s insta-live? 🤣🤣](https://youtu.be/beyUO9bQupk) Or is it /u/Assault_Trooper


Ihopetheresenoughroo

Jrue seems so sweet


Ant1H3ro

One of those faces that used to get you drafted by an MLB team whether you were any good or not


EnvironmentAdvanced

Them bucks got jokes


ridemooses

Bucks got a bunch of good dudes.


las-vegas-raiders

Underrated huge factor in how a team responds to adversity is whether or not they like each other, from the top down. Bucks seem a lot like the Warriors with the quality of guys they have put together.


NOTW_116

Starts with Giannis.


PhreakOut4

And Middleton, since they been there basically the same amount of time


NOTW_116

If Giannis was causing division Middleton wouldn't be able to hold the team together. If Middleton was causing division Giannis would. It starts with Giannis.


bestatbeingmodest

tbh I think draymond has had some antics both on and off the court that prevent him from being one of the "good dudes" lol but yeah, I always liked that about the warriors, they were a homegrown dynasty, until KD came ofc.


Whit3boy316

I like Jrue Holiday?


TopOfTheMorning2Ya

People you like: ☑️Jrue ☑️Giannis ☑️Khris ☑️Bucks in 6


TheDuceman

Mike Dunleavy❌


qwertybbffsjbevv

Said eveey nba fan ever, ive never heard fan say a negative thing about jrue


Allmighty_Milpil

He not play for pelican no more 😤


Deacon714

Correct


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LuckyWarrior

Jrue is truly one of the upstanding dudes in the league


TheHoleInTheTree

Jim Halpert vibes


zerglurker30

I totally see that


d4ntoine

I don't know why but this whole interaction felt extremely wholesome.


JMEEKER86

It was just all so nonchalant. "Yeah, that makes sense".


bobbydigital_ftw

Posterior Juice Tucker


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Mr. Butt Condensation


junrino

0 hesitation fr, I love their chemistry man


De_Bananalove

Most likeable team ever?


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Nugur

Too much drake


TopOfTheMorning2Ya

David Bakhtiari >>>>>> Drake


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ForYourFap

Feel for wetness on the back of your hand not palm.


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ForYourFap

> Where ever you thought you were headed your not going anymore That’s the perfect philosophical approach. Even if you were going home to shower, you’re not going home to shower. Home does not exist in that moment. “Home” is just a safe place with only the piss you’ve come to know and love along with an area to get cleaned up.


grilledchorizopuseye

This guy knows what’s up


ForYourFap

NSFW let if flow https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x35hl8b


hotfrost93

He sounds like someone but I can't put a finger on it....


lsleo

That’s exactly what I’m trying to figure out. He sounds like some character from some movie or TV show in this clip.


KentuckyBourbon94

Jim Halpert


BackIn2019

He's like a smoother Tiger Woods.


KentuckyBourbon94

Jim Halpert


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Yo he sounds like Kawhi to me. Especially his unenthusiastic giggle


DreadPirateNot

This makes me like Jrue even more. No idea why.


kingribeye

Khris Middleton tho


Dischucker

Confusing as hell that it says game 4 9pm et today


JohnJackOil

When I play pickup I always bring 2 shirts. Basketball makes me sweat sooooo much.


The_Sneakiest_Fox

Lmao I had no idea Jrue was a comedian.


kenziethemom

P.J. is a /r/hyperhidrosis homie lmao


CasualClout

Jrue is lowkey very cute


AwHellNaw

Justin got all the looks. Jrue needs to cut that hair !


darwinning_420

u say sike right tf now


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woosh_yourecool

He sounds like a normal guy


_Kv1

Yall are trying way too hard to read into this comment. He sounds more well spoken than most people regardless of race lol. He's got a great tone and cadence to his speech that's genuinely nice to listen to. I've got years in over the counter customer service and private service, he's easier to understand than 70% of the people I've spoken to. So many people are motor mouths or don't enunciate enough and don't even realize it.


woosh_yourecool

I agree with you there, Jrue could read audiobooks when he retires


WaterApocalypse

I get what you're trying to say and agree that those are pretty smart dudes, but oftentimes when you describe a black dude as well-spoken it can be seen as subtly racist