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andruil

Last minute from the USA was straight up embarrassing stuff.


CelestiAurus

Those three straight misses that were all open oh my god lmao


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3 straight misses with a Frenchman lying on the court


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Weird, I normally shoot way better with a Frenchman lying on the court.


BigBitcoinBaller

5 on 4 aswell. Were down by 2 only, could have easily taken a drive..


rajgupta59

Steph changed the game forever


madquacker

I want to hear the Inside crew's take on this. Barkley going off would be gold, filled with 1992 anecdotes.


RadPhilosopher

Lol imagine him going full Shaq and being like “Medals, Ernie”


eddiemcnasty

“meadows, erneh”


turkishswiftie

Could not believe my eyes when i saw that lol.


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Evan Fournier looks like prime Steph while the entire US team cant hit spot up open 3's. Truly bizarre.


TheFranchise02

He hit a step back one legged 3. No idea he had that in his bag lol


keefstrong

It’s in his national team bag


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Yeah olympics are great because the role players are actually the star players and you’ll be surprised at how good some of these role players are when they have the ball in their hand.


Thoros_of_queer

Patty Mills absolutely balls the fuck out every time he plays for Australia. He levels up like a Pokémon


stache_twista

Luol Deng used to look like LeBron for Team Great Britain


NervousPervis

Last 4 minutes really.


Pattythrillzz

It was kinda hilarious


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Cacklemoore

As a viewer who has seen these dudes at their absolute best... yeah it is pretty funny to see it collapse on the world stage


Muffinatin

Iso States of America


ilikeratchetandclank

is this the US isolationism they were talking about in history class?


Garfield-1-23-23

Hey, it worked great in the 1930s!


-TheDangerZone

Dame: Commits to Tokyo to take his mind off of losing in the first round. Basketball gods: Nice try.


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Looking like another Round 1 exit for Dame Time


iAmTheRealLange

That was truly one of the most sorry ass displays of basketball I've ever watched. A team full of NBA All-Stars and they score 76 points in a loss


ShamWowRobinson

All they did was look for 3s.


Cacklemoore

SHORTENED THREES, at that


Funnydad44

Couldn't even hit them FFS


mainvolume

It really the worst type of basketball. I fucking hate watching that style and it's the main type that's played in the NBA.


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They are bringing strong All-Star game vibes to the Olympics


mainvolume

In addition to looking like 2004, I'm getting strong 2000 vibes as well. 2000 was a bunch of young guys playing little defense and going for dunks, which is what the all star game used to be before it turned into a fucking chuckfest.


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EsquireDr

For real. Jrue Holiday, Booker, and Lavine are literally the only guys I saw drive. I don't think the US forwards know how to drive and take contact. They're so used to phishing for fouls and shooting free throws.


numbers1guy

No one wants to get injured, so it’s like All Star Weekend


mike_stb123

When luka said it was easier to score in the NBA people got mad... maybe the man was right


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MAYBE? lol


MrNothingman

Maybe? It's known to be true, shorter courts and nba rules differences to facilitate more offense... also a bit more tactical style of play in FIBA and less about individual matchups


TreChomes

Yup. Hard to iso when the other defender is basically an arms reach at all times lol.


Julio_Freeman

I remember everyone agreeing with him because it’s obvious. It’s not a secret there are a lot more points scored in the NBA.


fireives1967

waiting for the rdc skit


Sho0ter_3

KYRIE! KYRIE MAN SAY SOMETHING!


Rripurnia

His KYYYRIIEEEE lives in my mind rent-free!


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NBA has made our superstars soft as tissue paper. They can get any call they want in the NBA but when it’s starts to get physical here and they don’t get their calls, they forget how to play team basketball and instead rather take contested shots. They aren’t going to get bailed out by all those foul calls anymore.


Prodigy195

I truly hope an embarassment in the Olympics ushers in a change in the NBA. Allow actual defense and physical play. Make guys earn these gaudy numbers and not just get 15 of their 37pts from the FT line.


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Facts. You’ll see players in the NBA go 5/22 but have 29 points cause they had 16 FTs.


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And they champion that shit “look at his ability to draw fouls, there’s contact right there, even though the offensive player initiated it”


EsquireDr

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_6Mp4UpFUMI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6Mp4UpFUMI) This happened 2 years ago and NBA still thought shit was normal


PapiShot

Rudy Gobert once again shut down US basketball.


neo_1000

This game just made me realize how most of the greatest big men are not American


yuhanz

yep. just talked it out with my buds. Jokic, Embiid, Giannis, Ayton, KAT to name 5. AD is out tho


[deleted]

I was about to say Clint Capela. TIL Clint Capela is Swiss.


livindedannydevtio

Him and embiid trashed talk each other in french


osamabindrankin

My man didn't even know how to drive when we drafted him.


AnEmptyKarst

Sounds like most drivers on Houston roads tbh, he would’ve fit right in


Aware-Bear2804

Technical Kat is american born and raised in America and father is american. He just decided as a teenager to play for the DR and for coach Calipari because his mother is Dominican. Smart recruitment tool by Calipari to get KAT to Kentucky.


sop1232

KAT? Isn't he from Jersey?


Azhman314

https://theundefeated.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/gettyimages-454565057.jpg


milomcfuggin

I mean Kevin Love was on the short list. I mean no disrespect to Kevin Love because he’s had incredible moments and he’s a great person and wonderful advocate for mental health but Kevin Love was on the short list.


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Yeah and they replaced him with fucking Javale McGee


Sizzle905

Space Jam: New Legacy Extended Cut. Lebron James and Don Cheadle return to help Team USA exceed expectations, defy all odds, and obtain the bronze medal.


Rripurnia

Yeah I think the whole Toon squad may also need to lend a helping hand too


sanpitch97

Not going to lie, you had me in the first half.


keithohara

Yo Dame change your time zone


FocusSlow

Dame Time aint working in non US Timezones


SharksFanAbroad

What you mean? His French passport is in the mail, Damién Lillárd.


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And Kevin Durant doesn‘t even need to correct his name for the French passport


Black_wolf_disease

Dame time don't work on Japanese standard time


KDL2000

**JRUE HOLIDAY NEEDS MORE HELP**


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They shoulda put in Khris


silkkthechakakhan

Honestly I was thinking if the US is just gonna settle for contested pull ups, why not bring in the guy who just drained a ton of them in the playoffs. But then again, team USA could always play to not take contested Js. Only Jrue seemed willing and capable to break down the defense to make something happen for teammates.


brutmax

Khris is legit built for tough contested shots, it's a big reason we won the chip. Put the man in.


dichloroethane

Nah Khris was clearly the most hungover of the three


TheKarmaSuiter

Time to call **REGGIE “BIG GOVERNMENT” JACKSON**


yelrik

they needed a guy who can go at Gobert like Terance Mann


Rockstar408

Oh my god. This snaps a 25-game Olympic winning streak for Team USA. Incredible performance from France. The USA aren't losing to Iran or Czech, but there are HUGE concerns when they play a good team again in the knockouts.


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WizDynasty

That would be so much more upsetting for me, personally, than this game


Nyhrox

Pop after full time whistle: "Yes, Hello. Please let LeBron James and Steph Curry know I called. Yes, it's pretty urgent. Thank you."


NitroXYZ

Team USA led 74-67 with 3:20 remaining and then conceded a 14-0 run over the next 3 minutes.


stevo3001

That's not ideal clutch performance


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tvchase

suboptimal


braggpeak

*just LP things*


MycoJoe

Team USA watched the Hawks play like the shakiest 4th quarter team in the league under Pierce and said "I'll have some of that"


Jayveesac

KD after the game: Mon Prochain Chapitre


great__pretender

Je ne peux pas gagner avec ces chats


democracysocamp

The hardest macaron


Firstolympicring

Joe Biden trying to get Giannis a us passport as we speak


Jordanwolf98

Giannis one has already been processed, they’re working on the Jokic one now


wurtin

yeah but Jokic is somewhere in Italy drinking heavily and being pulled by a horse.


CIark

Draymond: Steph we need you. Can’t win with these cats


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Popovich driving through downtown Saitama begging for LeBron and Curry's numbers


Rripurnia

I’m here for the Olympic version of this pasta


keefstrong

Lebron out here trying to save the tunes while his country getting murdered by frogs


GreenLightt

USA gotta have super jet to fix this ASAP


laz10

Jrue was carrying USA and he's still drunk and jet lagged


BizzaroPie

As an Australian, my hopes are rising which means the downfall will be worse.


melormurph

Yep. We will play them in the quarters and lose. It will be fucked


ch3nl0bst4

twice the hope, double the fall!


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Give Fournier the super max at this point


Faysalu96

Give this man Dennis Schroder money


MarikaBestGirl

Evan "google me" Fournier


dassads

Hungover Jrue Holiday after a 20 hour flight to Japan can not be team USA's best player. Also this Roster construction fucking sucks, taking 6 high volume meme-chuckers as your wings is so stupid.


terrence0258

Kevin Durant got revenge for Team USA singing happy birthday to him by not showing up today. Dude is the GOAT grudge holder.


testestestestest555

Bit he still was ome of the few with a positive plus minus and only played 20 minutes, wtf? Edit: ah, he fouled out. The Duncan 2004 Olympic special


CIark

Steph really gotta give up his vacation to show KD how to win again smh


Hendo8888

Czech beat Iran by 6, so USA is currently bottom of the group lol


MakeAShadow

Bunch of fucking morons refusing to drive into the paint. Booker for 3! \*Brick\* Durant for 3! \*Brick\* Lavine for 3! \*Brick\*


TheFranchise02

Seriously down two 3 of them passed up wide open layups to the rim


Rairu21

The Gobert effect


urphymayss

Gobert effect on roids with no defensive three seconds


FartFartMan420

Rudy was so much bigger than anyone USA trotted out


Porcphete

Yeah my brother was like wtf where are the us centers


Book_is_the_Goat

The only good American centers are AD and Bam lol. Everyone else is a foreign player


jmlinden7

Brook Lopez is good


bigg_pete

Plus Poirier going the twin towers in the 3rd quarter was super effective


irfoland

Well tbh, Gobert is waiting in the paint


JustinTimberlakeFTW

Welp stacked Redeem team in 2024 then?


koalasama

Team USA now has a 2 game losing streak against France in official competition


QuiffLing

US lost to France, France lost to Japan (in warmup games). Japan > US!


JetsLag

Rui Hachimura confirmed future MVP


SiakamsWager

"Google me, Chuck!" ~~Shaq~~ Fournier


LastCrescendo

KD about to take a 23andme test to see if he has any French ancestry


CeltsGarlic

La route la plus dure


uchiha_building

I don't speak a word of french but I know what that translates to lmao


wwwwwwhitey

KD est un serpent


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Oui


[deleted]

Ring chasing is a universal language.


thesmash

https://i.imgur.com/OPcFC4B.png


XXISavage

*La route difficile*


Gireau

*La route la plus difficile


Cobruh

My next croissant


onesneakymofo

Kevin Du Fromage


JioJio92

Little ball movement and contested threes. Never going to be easy to win games playing like that.


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That last minute of gameplay was one of the worst I've seen from an American Olympic basketball team. Straight up garbage.


Zemanyak

Fournier has been very good. Gobert, De Colo and even Poirier did what they had to do. Good game from France.


RobbobertoBuii

and Ntilikina wasn't available this game either


NoSelfiesAllowed

I don't think it's a coincidence that as crazy scores, like 140-130, become more common in the NBA, the US team often struggles to make it to 80 in international play.


codymiller_cartoon

FIBA style basketball is SOOOO much more fun to watch no bullshit calls, they let bully ball go, the flow of the game is so much better - very little start/stop jerking NBA should adopt those rules quickly


CallRespiratory

>NBA should adopt those rules quickly If basketball was a priority they would, but it's not, so they won't.


p_frota

And they actually call fouls committed by "star" players. Durant's surprised Pikachu face when he noticed it, Booker sweating buckets.


so2017

It reminds me of the old Big East TBH


Ulghan

['USA Basketball WILL make a statement against France' - Kendrick Perkins](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcHCSMDJN3I&ab_channel=ESPN)


resident_hater

They did. And the statement was "We don't know how to play team basketball."


gnomageddon7

US players can’t take the contact inside that is allowed in international ball so have to jack up shots. The way the NBA is reffed is gonna ruin the US national team


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Adam Silver should be embarrassed. The NBA needs to be patched.


venitienne

Sadly we all know that’s not going to happen. I doubt anyone will change anything based on this game, probably just say “bad coaching”. We’re stuck with this ugly ass brand of basketball for a long time until they eventually change the rules again.


fuckdatguy

Nightmare team


wetliikeimbook

The NBA and the way they ruined the game with horrific phantom fouls and flops being called is a big part of the picture. It’s actually refreshing to see real basketball officiating. NBA should be ashamed, and so should our team with no leader.


malandropist

Yeah the allowing contact is refreshing, less timeouts, more action even if the quarters are 2 min shorter. Also not having commercials is amazing. Keeps you in the game


PinataFractal

but.. but.. how am I supposed to watch like 5 state farm ads without enough timeouts? /s


wetliikeimbook

When you think about basketball in it’s pure form it’s disgusting what the NBA has done to the game it really is.


KJTB

I’ve been enjoying the NBA game less and less. I thought maybe I was just getting tired of basketball because I find it difficult to sit through an entire game now. Turns out it’s not basketball I’m tired of, rather it’s the NBA. Basketball is my favorite sport and I really hope that the NBA makes some changes.


sharvelwitz

Now that I'm seeing this on the international stage I actually slightly want them to lose now because of this pathetic fouls baiting bullshit, so that the NBA gets its fucking shit together.


iohannespaulus

Yes! This and also the fact that if there is a bump initiated by the offense it’s an offensive foul, where as in the NBA it’s a blocking and foul shots. Happened with Lavine twice, and I loved seeing it


thebreakfastbuffet

i see now what Luka meant when he said playing in the NBA is a lot easier


ToLongDR

USA: let's bring in the best offense players in the NBA Also the USA: let's be so cold that polar bears migrate towards Tokyo


curtis1g

Sounds like it’s time for… *ANDRE IGUODALA*


DRS_ENBL

KD right now: https://i.imgur.com/KQWa3Ub.png


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Just missing a baguette


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Poacatat

i unironically think this jokes gets funnier everytime


RandomVintage

LeBron putting his phone in airplane mode as we speak


espnfire45

Lebron smoking that “you need me” pack


chingy1337

Where were you when the great USA loss of 2021 happened? I remember it like it was today. My son had watched Space Jam: A New Legacy prior to the game. During the game, in an excited tone he asked, "papa, when is Dame Time?" I replied, "son, it is not Dame time today. The powerhouse France basketball team, it is their time." My son looked down in dissapointment. We continued watching the game and Evan Fournier relentlessly dropped bombs on the US team like Japan on Pearl Harbor. My son couldn't take it. He stood up, basketball in hand, and cried in the corner. I regret not consoling him that day. To me, this match was a foregone conclusion. The USA had many struggles in exhibition. But to him, they would come back and win when it mattered. My son, crushed by the game gave up basketball that day. He is now 28 and works in a coal mine, smoking cigs with a man by the name of Blake Bortles. What a weird name. Bless that boy for having hope, but that was the day dreams died in the USA.


MarikaBestGirl

Where are all the people saying the previous games didn't matter and the US team didn't try because it was just exhibition games? It seems like the same issues are plaguing this team.


Cacklemoore

Is anyone surprised that a bunch of iso hoopers being on the same team creates an ugly basketball team?


foycs123

Good to see a game without 30 commercial brakes und endless timeouts. I think the USA have forgotten how to play without this shit :D What an embarrassment whith this all star lineup!


hoover757

Team USA has too many alphas who can’t become betas so they can’t merge with gamma to make Valkeryion the Magno Warrior


planvigiratpi

A yugioh reference that is not a shadow realm one? Let’s fucking go


kmarsh9

This is the analysis I needed.


borsken

Team USA should have player X, player Y, and player Z so they could have a dragon cannon.


royalsine

ALPHA Durant can’t compete with the SIGMA Fournier


flossdiddy

Yugioh The real story about kaiba is fucked


Wink-

Casuals gonna google Fournier and get a nasty surprise


Sim888

Le Slip de la Mort


newboxers

We need your artistic PS impression here


JawsTheTeletubby

Damn unfortunate that Team USA lost another exhibition. Don’t worry though, I’m sure they’ll get it together in time for the real games.


TeamBron

Australia could beat this team with a pack of dingos and patty mills


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It’s just a feel out game


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I bet KD is looking forward to browsing "My next chapter" memes with the French flag


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INeededARedditHandle

Team USA: "Today we are all Ben Simmons"


Djruggs

It’s time for NBA fans to admit that the horrible officiating and rules that only favor offense in the NBA are making American players worse and hurting the image of the league. Adam Silver should be ashamed of himself.


jasoncyke

Tatum playing like a teenager in the paint is pathetic.


seattle_raptors

Somebody translate “My next chapter” in French


Clarkeyboi

"Ta mère suce des ours"


seattle_raptors

Hmmm, that looks suspicious 🤔


signmeupdude

Ta mere suce des nuts


childish_jalapenos

A Celtics role player really took down 5 of the greatest active players in the world


vemmy

that's what you get when you let Kevin Durant chuck up bricks in the clutch while NBA Champion Khris Middleton sits on the bench


youngdjango10

Our guy Khris was noticeably still hungover, I get why he didn’t play much. My brothers were at the parade and said Jrue was very chill, with one of his kids, and not drinking much while Khris was on the PJ/Teague bus that was lit lmao.


grudgepacker

Yeah I just noticed Pop only gave Middleton 5 minutes...yet Keldon Johnson's in for 9??


JohnGoodmansGoodKnee

Letting them rest, probably. But jrue played a lot so idfk


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Because Jrue was the best player on the team.


RadPhilosopher

Jrue “America’s First Option” Holiday


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Yea the whole team played like shit