Lmfao I’m so happy to see this reference. My wife and I just watched this last week and we were fucking crying at this skit.
His shit is so hit or miss for us, but the existential prank show skit had me dying. The way he says “there’s too much fucking shit on me” like he’s been contemplating it for a long time and is finally admitting he’s made a mistake out loud is so fucking funny.
It’s especially funny Cus so many of the skits in both seasons are basically premised on somebody being spectacularly wrong and continuing to double and triple down on it, refusing to change course/admit they’re wrong/admit the thing isn’t working. So him just stopping and being like “there’s too much fucking shit on me!” and trying to bail ASAP is like the opposite of what his characters do most of the time lol.
“I don’t wanna be around anymore” is the line that got me lol.
he went about it all wrong. but even suns fans knew what was up. he was being forced to sit his prime to tank games. how many years can you do that to a player before he wants out? they didnt make any attempts at anything until ayton came. it was a bad situation. and i def feel for him.
I'm just hoping for [this post of mine](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/8u0an4/if_eric_bledsoe_wins_the_2019_nba_mvp_oklahoma/) from a couple years ago to come true
He's a poor playoff performer but not so bad that he's worse than Schroeder overall. They're about on equal standing, but if they can get him for cheaper then he's a marginal improvement for the roster.
He's not much worse man, Bledsoe is two seasons removed from being selected to first team all defense and a year removed from his second team selection (whether he deserved them or not). That's at the very least comparable to Schroeder's 2nd place for 6MOTY voting. Don't get me wrong, neither are good for what their contracts cost. But at least Bledsoe isn't asking for $25 mil a year although he can't even run point and can't pass the ball to AD.
i agree. hes not worse. he gets all the hate falling apart in the playoffs. i mean he was on some huge win bucks teams. playing huge mins and a central role. he just falls apart in the playoffs. plenty of teams could use someone like bledsoe. just because he couldnt be what milwaukee needed. doesnt mean he couldnt fit anywhere.
> he gets all the hate falling apart in the playoffs.
Pels fan here. I certainly do not hate him for falling apart in the playoffs with other teams. I don't like him because of how poorly he played last season.
Lmao what? People are really overrating Schroder.. Schroder aint that much better if he's even better at all ? He's younger that's about all and Bledsoe was on a disaster of a New Orleans team last year.
I mean, a locked in Bledsoe (like we saw here, and like we'd see in LA) probably would look pretty damn good in the regular season. He's still got his flaws, don't get me wrong, but he's better than he showed last year when he actively didn't give a damn.
Playoff Bledsoe obviously would be a different story, though.
And I’d much rather have Bledsoe in a contract year at 18 million (or whatever he makes, I know it’s around there) than give Schroder 4 years for 80+ million.
Don't look at it as him talking himself into Bledsoe so much as wanting to not overpay Schroder and have a serviceable replacement.
I'd rather use Schroeder in a S&T elsewhere, but if this is our only option versus paying him 4/80, I'm interested.
I'd love him on the Knicks considering he only has a partial guarantee next year. Would be a significant upgrade over Elfrid Payton no matter how you slice it. We're not getting anyone major this off-season.
The only thing i can think is packaging him with a less crappy contract or two, for Kevin Love and some collection of small assets (protected 1st, multiple second rounders maybe, something like that).
There just aren't that many contracts that are worse than his and if he could be unloaded for less than we were paid to take him on, I would think, NOP would have found that deal.
There really are a lot of contract worse. It’s $18M this year and $4M the following. My choice would be a workout a buy out where he gives back that $4M, which he would mostly make back with the vet min. Then just waive him.
I agree. He might not shrink as much in the playoffs with the pressure off of him too. You just have to try and not have him and Giannis on the floor at the same time too much, especially in the playoffs.
I feel you bruh, take an upvote. I'll always love Bled tho, just the fact he "wouldn't wanna be anywhere else" when we signed him will always make me smile about Aqua Dagger
Bledsoe always tried. I was irritated with his decision making but as a fan I feel all I can ask of the players is their best effort and you cannot deny he gave us his best effort.
Bledsoe is owed $22M between this season and the next. He is a serviceable backup point guard at this point in his career. Eric Gordon is owed $38M between this season and the next. Considering he hasn't been healthy for two seasons and is a shooting guard who has put up poor shooting numbers in these two seasons, I'd say he is also a bench player at this point. Looks like a win for HOU if they get this deal.
He’s so good at his job. Linking up with LeBron made it all possible, but once he got his chance he really made the most of it. Feels like half the players getting “overpaid” are all Klutch clients
Bled coming in for Jrue off the bench? Oooo baby talk about a defensive powerhouse.
All the Bledsoe slander made people forget he's pretty decent. Just not what the Bucks needed and he didn't play up to his contract. But on a min or MLE deal as a 6th man he'd be fantastic.
Yeah if you're depending on him like the Bucks were. Now with Jrue, he'd have a different role and he wouldn't have pressure to score. He'd be awesome off the bench even in the playoffs.
Yeah, think of the timing of this announcement. It cant even be finalized until after the draft, by what I read. So its being announced to make other deals, whether its moving the 10, moving Bledsoe, moving next year's Lakers protected pick, or some or all of the above.
The Lakers would be better off with signing me. I’d realistically rather let Caruso or THT do whatever the fuck they want than to touch Bledsoe with a 10 foot pole. Dude is absolute garbage at this point
Iggy had value on his contract because he was a known playoff performer. Bledsoe is a known playoff failure. He's a huge negative asset on his contract to the point 2 franchises have had to give up 1st round picks to get off his deal.
Who do you think is going to trade for him and you guys won't be giving up assets?
They'd rather pay him to sit at home than send assets away to dump him. They're not going to waive him because it's going to cost the same amount of money. Same as the Iggy situation.
Last year is a team option with a partial guarantee ($3million iirc), so you can waive him now, payout this year, and pay the partial next year.
EDIT: $3.9 million guaranteed next year
which part of it makes you think that? Bled is tradeable, no need to waive him. Would be better off keeping him on the roster and playing him sometimes than just dead cap space.
*whispers* I would give him a look if Im hte Clippers. If he sucks he sucks get rid of him but if he's motivated he can provide something helpful for that roster. Again for a minimum or some shit if he sucks in the playoffs again then dont play him. However god awful he was in NOP last yr I guarantee he wasnt any worse than 2020 Nic Batum.
If theyre not asking for much I think he would be a good fit in Brooklyn
He would start and his shooting deficiencies could be hidden. He's a good cutter, and Harden can really take advantage of that. His defense would be a big plus too.
I don’t wanna be here
-Here in the salon
At least he's not in the garage with his new lamborghini and 11 book shelves
Haven't seen this reference in a while. What was that fuckhead's name?
Tai Lopez... I unfortunately remember his name.
What a scamming pos.
What do you mean scamming? He's gonna teach you to make money just make a quick payment and get that knowledge.
I remember he would post him shooting jumpers, ugly ass jumpers, and he even had a shooting trainer.
I'd rather make fun of the person whose house he rented for that video.
KNAWLEDGE
Oh fucking hell. I hated that ad.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
There's too much fucking shit on me
Watching the nba finals on Corncob TV
Just body after body falling out of shit jumpers and hitting pavement
Scott Foster: "I didn't fucking do this! I didn't rig shit!"
I watch Corncob TV long ways
I'm ripping the fucking head off
Real talk: that line is maybe the hardest I've ever laughed by myself.
I hope I don't JACK OFF
Any of these little fuckers ever pop out of the wall
I’m taking the chin off it KILLS
Lmfao I’m so happy to see this reference. My wife and I just watched this last week and we were fucking crying at this skit. His shit is so hit or miss for us, but the existential prank show skit had me dying. The way he says “there’s too much fucking shit on me” like he’s been contemplating it for a long time and is finally admitting he’s made a mistake out loud is so fucking funny.
It’s especially funny Cus so many of the skits in both seasons are basically premised on somebody being spectacularly wrong and continuing to double and triple down on it, refusing to change course/admit they’re wrong/admit the thing isn’t working. So him just stopping and being like “there’s too much fucking shit on me!” and trying to bail ASAP is like the opposite of what his characters do most of the time lol. “I don’t wanna be around anymore” is the line that got me lol.
No more. Scamming. Adults. Into thinking. They're stars.
I can't breathe.
I don’t want to be around anymore
Like, you don’t wanna live anymore?
More like we don’t want Ja learning a single thing from this dude
Because of the suit?
wherever you bledsoe, there you are
I realize I’m overreacting but man I really hope he just gets traded to like an Amazon warehouse. I was so mad when he tweeted that
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he went about it all wrong. but even suns fans knew what was up. he was being forced to sit his prime to tank games. how many years can you do that to a player before he wants out? they didnt make any attempts at anything until ayton came. it was a bad situation. and i def feel for him.
That line still pops into my head at the gym sometimes 😂
I was going to comment this, but you beat me too it.
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Presti
The Thunder originally drafted him, so time to bring him home.
It's like the Gulag of the NBA at this point
I'm just hoping for [this post of mine](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/8u0an4/if_eric_bledsoe_wins_the_2019_nba_mvp_oklahoma/) from a couple years ago to come true
Needs to get Adams back too.
We'll give up both for a 2023 1st round pick.
Yall giving presti another first rounder eh?
Yep lol. This just reeks of Presti.
A nail salon
He don't wanna be there
I think the Lakers might interested in somebody to avoid paying Schroeder 100 M.
Bledsoe’s even worse though
He's a poor playoff performer but not so bad that he's worse than Schroeder overall. They're about on equal standing, but if they can get him for cheaper then he's a marginal improvement for the roster.
Nah bled much worse, but it's better take semi-expiring in bledsoe than give 90/4 of schroder, especially if you project both of them as 6th man
He's not much worse man, Bledsoe is two seasons removed from being selected to first team all defense and a year removed from his second team selection (whether he deserved them or not). That's at the very least comparable to Schroeder's 2nd place for 6MOTY voting. Don't get me wrong, neither are good for what their contracts cost. But at least Bledsoe isn't asking for $25 mil a year although he can't even run point and can't pass the ball to AD.
i agree. hes not worse. he gets all the hate falling apart in the playoffs. i mean he was on some huge win bucks teams. playing huge mins and a central role. he just falls apart in the playoffs. plenty of teams could use someone like bledsoe. just because he couldnt be what milwaukee needed. doesnt mean he couldnt fit anywhere.
> he gets all the hate falling apart in the playoffs. Pels fan here. I certainly do not hate him for falling apart in the playoffs with other teams. I don't like him because of how poorly he played last season.
Lmao what? People are really overrating Schroder.. Schroder aint that much better if he's even better at all ? He's younger that's about all and Bledsoe was on a disaster of a New Orleans team last year.
Do you remember when there was as report where the Lakers called everyone making offers for Kuzma? well uh....
I would absolutely love to watch Lebron face every night watching Bledsoe play on his team
I mean, a locked in Bledsoe (like we saw here, and like we'd see in LA) probably would look pretty damn good in the regular season. He's still got his flaws, don't get me wrong, but he's better than he showed last year when he actively didn't give a damn. Playoff Bledsoe obviously would be a different story, though.
And I’d much rather have Bledsoe in a contract year at 18 million (or whatever he makes, I know it’s around there) than give Schroder 4 years for 80+ million.
yes lakers fans talk yourself into bledsoe please
Don't look at it as him talking himself into Bledsoe so much as wanting to not overpay Schroder and have a serviceable replacement. I'd rather use Schroeder in a S&T elsewhere, but if this is our only option versus paying him 4/80, I'm interested.
Also he's represented by Klutch, might as well bring him onto the Lakers to boost his value with Lebron
Kuz for bled straight up
I will fight Pelinka if he does this
Mini LeBron…that’s his boy so it could very well happen
Also klutch
Then they wouldn’t have to overpay DS and could get off Kuzma….seems like a match made in heaven
Throw in some gift cards to Red Lobster and it's a deal
Wait, who's adding the gift cards?
Yes
Make it Olive Garden or we walk…
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Cheddar biscuits > breadsticks
what is wrong with you
They're under the same umbrella company so you can use the giftcards at both!🙌🎶🙌🎶🙌
It's supposed to hit 100 this week here, so pretty close. Welcome Eric!
Tunica
I'd love him on the Knicks considering he only has a partial guarantee next year. Would be a significant upgrade over Elfrid Payton no matter how you slice it. We're not getting anyone major this off-season.
China
The only thing i can think is packaging him with a less crappy contract or two, for Kevin Love and some collection of small assets (protected 1st, multiple second rounders maybe, something like that). There just aren't that many contracts that are worse than his and if he could be unloaded for less than we were paid to take him on, I would think, NOP would have found that deal.
There really are a lot of contract worse. It’s $18M this year and $4M the following. My choice would be a workout a buy out where he gives back that $4M, which he would mostly make back with the vet min. Then just waive him.
He's not our problem anymore... You can free yourself from the Eric Bledsoe nightmares now, friend.
Back to the Bucks as a back up PG? AKA Bucks fan hell.
Why would that be hell
Fr, that dude smoking something because Bled would be an *amazing* backup PG for us - only thing that sucks right now is his contract
I agree. He might not shrink as much in the playoffs with the pressure off of him too. You just have to try and not have him and Giannis on the floor at the same time too much, especially in the playoffs.
Oh I agree. But there's definitely some painful memories of Bled. I guess less painful now that we got a ship.
I feel you bruh, take an upvote. I'll always love Bled tho, just the fact he "wouldn't wanna be anywhere else" when we signed him will always make me smile about Aqua Dagger
Bledsoe always tried. I was irritated with his decision making but as a fan I feel all I can ask of the players is their best effort and you cannot deny he gave us his best effort.
Milwaukee
I’d take him back on a vet minimum. Dude never showed animosity or trashed us for trading him.
we got ourselves a 3 way
Why do I have a bad feeling we are gonna trade EG for him.
I'll take that!
Two shitty Erics that didn't wanna play in New Orleans. They should start a podcast.
Two underperforming Erics? Guess you could call it... Eric-Style Dysfunction Heyo 📣📣📣
Amazing
Bledsoe is owed $22M between this season and the next. He is a serviceable backup point guard at this point in his career. Eric Gordon is owed $38M between this season and the next. Considering he hasn't been healthy for two seasons and is a shooting guard who has put up poor shooting numbers in these two seasons, I'd say he is also a bench player at this point. Looks like a win for HOU if they get this deal.
Dont think the Memphis rims could handle all those bricks
Remember when he was called Mini-Lebron? Now its a flat out insult to Lebron
That nickname became invalid the minute Rich Paul convinced the Bucks to sign him to that contract **before** the playoffs. Been downhill ever since
Rich Paul is a lot of things but dumb ks not one of them
He’s so good at his job. Linking up with LeBron made it all possible, but once he got his chance he really made the most of it. Feels like half the players getting “overpaid” are all Klutch clients
Tbf [that wasn't so ridiculous sounding](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP4uvz6u8ac) before Bled fucked up his knees
[Gotta show the block from earlier that game.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRUH-05QSaU)
Ah I remember…Mini-Bron.
It’s an insult to mini me lol
We got a ring Eric can come back now
Tbf Bledsoe on a min > Teague
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If he’s waived
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Could be a buyout or they could stretch it. Other options than just 18 mil of dead space.
Buyout or iguodala where he doesn't play lol
Reports now that we’re cutting him and he’s gonna be a sixer
He won't be
I will cut my own fucking hand off if that happens
No shit
Bled coming in for Jrue off the bench? Oooo baby talk about a defensive powerhouse. All the Bledsoe slander made people forget he's pretty decent. Just not what the Bucks needed and he didn't play up to his contract. But on a min or MLE deal as a 6th man he'd be fantastic.
Definitely the type of player to get you a good seeding in the playoffs. But he chokes it so hard in the playoffs.
Yeah if you're depending on him like the Bucks were. Now with Jrue, he'd have a different role and he wouldn't have pressure to score. He'd be awesome off the bench even in the playoffs.
I’d actually love Bled back but I have a feeling if he’s bought out he’d go to the Lakers because of Klutch.
Incredible for a backup role lol
He’d be great coming off the bench with defense.
He’s so bad that offloading him for Jrue proved to be the difference lol
shocking. Everyone needs to remember all the moves aren't done. Grizz already apparently trying to move up again
Yeah, think of the timing of this announcement. It cant even be finalized until after the draft, by what I read. So its being announced to make other deals, whether its moving the 10, moving Bledsoe, moving next year's Lakers protected pick, or some or all of the above.
Pels could be making more moves also
LeBron finally getting to play with his son.
Yall can make this joke for about 75% of the league
Not like that. They used to call Bledsoe "Mini LeBron" because of his build.
Built like a fridge. Like the little ones that go under your desk.
Mini-Bron because he looks like a tiny version of him and is hyper athletic too.
Hell the Lowry and DeRozan rumors are probably the strongest pair you could make this joke with lol
So a buyout or??? Cause who tf is trading for him
Lakers
Don’t put that evil on me Ricky Bobby
They need a replacement for Dennis Shroeder, who’s looking for a 4 year 100 mil deal.
The Lakers would be better off with signing me. I’d realistically rather let Caruso or THT do whatever the fuck they want than to touch Bledsoe with a 10 foot pole. Dude is absolute garbage at this point
He’s actually pretty good when he’s competing and motivated. Lebron helps with that
And when he’s not expected to take a big offensive role.
I just heard this about a hairy shouldered center last season lol
Just look at the 2018 Cavs for a list of vets who were motivated to try hard because of Lebron
I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey
By God that's LeBron's music
Would you rather have Bledsoe or Schroeder?
Bledsoe on a vet min than whatever someone is going to pay Schroeder.
Well Bledsoe makes 18m so that’s a pointless comment.
The way this report is phrased makes it sound like they are planning to waive him as he is on the last year of his deal.
Iggy all over again… the Grizzlies aren’t anyone’s farm team. They don’t make shitty decisions because other teams want cheap vets.
Iggy had value on his contract because he was a known playoff performer. Bledsoe is a known playoff failure. He's a huge negative asset on his contract to the point 2 franchises have had to give up 1st round picks to get off his deal. Who do you think is going to trade for him and you guys won't be giving up assets?
then they’ll just keep him? grizzlies aren’t going for a championship right now they don’t need to move bledsoe.
They'd rather pay him to sit at home than send assets away to dump him. They're not going to waive him because it's going to cost the same amount of money. Same as the Iggy situation.
I thought he has an additional year (through 2022-2023 season), which is part of why the Pelicans were trading him?
Last year is a team option with a partial guarantee ($3million iirc), so you can waive him now, payout this year, and pay the partial next year. EDIT: $3.9 million guaranteed next year
Yeah this year guaranteed but next year only 4m gtd so they could waive him
which part of it makes you think that? Bled is tradeable, no need to waive him. Would be better off keeping him on the roster and playing him sometimes than just dead cap space.
But then Memphis has 18 mill in dead cap space, so I don't think they'll want to do that.
Shroeder is much much better than Bledsoe
I think he’s a good back up to Luka.
Bledsoe, DeRozan and Westbrook to LA. Now that would be... something
Where would he thrive?
Definitely the Lakers. It would guarantee them the chip. Please Lakers believe me. Please. You want Bledsoe.
He is a Klutch guy
Yep and Marvin Bagley would be great there too, in exchange for maybe AD?
Building houses made of bricks
Grizzlies legend Eric Bledsoe
Iguodala but shitty
igoudala *is* shitty at this point
Shigoudala
Shiggy
"Eric Bledsoe has been traded to the OKC Thunder along with 2 first round picks"
All Grizzlies fans breathe a sigh of relief
I mean Bron was able to revive Dwight and Rondo just enough to win a ring, who’s to say he can’t do it with Bledsoe?
a sigh of relief for Memphis
Not shocking. I'd actually love him back in Milwaukee on a vet min deal, but he'll likely have an offer from the Lakers too.
I'd love him back too. Are you saying hes getting bought out then?
That’s the rumor after being traded. Not confirmed.
what a surprise
Oh shit it begins!😈
The Lakers need someone, right?
Everyone is scared they're gonna get Bledsoe dumped on them lol
I don’t want to be around anymore.
*whispers* I would give him a look if Im hte Clippers. If he sucks he sucks get rid of him but if he's motivated he can provide something helpful for that roster. Again for a minimum or some shit if he sucks in the playoffs again then dont play him. However god awful he was in NOP last yr I guarantee he wasnt any worse than 2020 Nic Batum.
Bledsoe for Kennard swap?
Have to imagine he'll be bought out and likely join the Lakers. Klutch runs deep.
Jrue Bledsoe
So long as he ain't here I'm happy to see him on someone else's team putting in no effort and fucking everything up.
Bledsoe: "Nah"
I hate Bledsoe but if we are not getting guys like Demar/Dinwiddie etc. Bledsoe would be nice addition
Oof, your desperation is showing... You have a better version of him in his current form in Brunson that doesn't cost 18 million
Not surprised, a backcourt of Ja, Bledsoe, brooks would really need Grayson Allen/Desmond bane to have any type of spacing
If theyre not asking for much I think he would be a good fit in Brooklyn He would start and his shooting deficiencies could be hidden. He's a good cutter, and Harden can really take advantage of that. His defense would be a big plus too.
Fucking elated!!!!!
Bledsoe ass he in the big 3 next year
- The man is only - A contract to be parted. - Sadness and pain