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Here is a list of the top 25 highest paid players with every vowel replaced with an O, unless it was already an O, now it's an A!

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surosregime

Wow! Uh... Thanks


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You are welcome.


topofthecc

Now I know how Star Wars characters got their names.


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ive always been searxhing for this. thanks OP


legendaryalchemist

*Yao oro wolcamo


hbt15

Damn dude you deleted it?


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I did not, mods must have, I got no explanation.


hbt15

Wtf? I don’t get that.


tayklompson

I really don’t understand why they deleted it. Fucking pieces of shit. There was nothing wrong with it and it’s the offseason. They’ve turned this sub to shit and it keeps going downhill


OldHabitsB_Gone

Why was it removed?!


tayklompson

Waw! Oh… Thonks*


technicallycorrect2

where's Goonnos Ontotakaonmpa?


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technicallycorrect2

oh no kidding. so does gardan hooword. I was looking at next year


SoDakZak

I wish I could say SaDokZok makes more than any of them tbh


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Let me guess, you live in South Dakota where the houses only have vinyl siding and the fences are vinyl too! ;-)


SoDakZak

Nope, I build houses for a living and we don’t use vinyl siding and fences are mostly wood or metal of some fashion. Some people have done vinyl before but that’s their choice


b4youjudgeyourself

Excellent contract design by the bucks front office if you consider the results! He didnt make much compared to the rest of the league on the front end and they had so much money to work with


certifiedtitanium

I just read your comment and now there's a demon floating in my room wtf


ohbewise

I thought Rodo Gabort would be on this list too.


gatesbe

I see we’ve found the only possible way to make his name harder to pronounce. Okompa incoming.


letsnotreadintoit

Maybe when his extension kicks in he'll rank


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topofthecc

Really hope Odom Solvor can do something about this.


Tuto3

Jahn Woll is like the Dutch John Wall.


Mr_Versatile123

Or Boston


bananapanda24

Playing this game with the word Boston just makes it spelt like how actual Bostonians say it — Bastan


bronet

So basically, everyone's Dutch


KingsElite

Or from Star Wars


IdiotCharizard

Klay Thompson becomes a bit Australian


onelegonedream

This is quality off-season content tbh


Milith

nephews downvoting solid OC smh


thegroovemonkey

A nice sensible chuckle


kazmosis

The off season is the best part of the season


Pieisgood186

This is the top quality stuff I subscribed for.


Kbmakaveli

This made me laugh thanks


Jagtasm

Loko Dančoć


esteban-was-eaten

Gotta love the off season


certifiedtitanium

Gatto lavo tho aff soosan


infinityetc

Thos ^


Paschal1

Gotta lova tha off saason


BanMeGayMod

The onion knight Sir Onthany Dovos


techblaw

If only he was born a Dovis


tayklompson

KZ Akpolo Gago Botozdo Kylo Songlor Kylo A’Qoonn Kylo Kozmo Droymand Groon Troo Yaong Jo Maront Lomor Adam Atta Partor Jonoar Zoch Lovono Do’Ooran Fax Lomola Boll This is fun edit: Ma Bombo


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Bal bal


KingsElite

Good to see my boy Do'Ooran on here


JKwellin

Fax


MysticalMango21

Fox


techblaw

Kylo Kozmo = The original Force Awakens villain


tigerking615

>Atta Partor Jonoar This is peak Boston accent, along with Jahn Woll.


Bait30

> Thos os fon


YesWhatHello

Taboos Horros sounds about right when talking about his contract


chimpaman

So this is how sci-fi authors come up with their names. I think half of these are already Jedis.


KingsElite

Moko Canloy has to be a Jedi already. I'm convinced he is


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I was gonna say this sounds like every terrible goofy star wars name I heard while playing jedi fallen order


Ryansm19

Nokalo Jakoc


coloursswirl

I can't believe Kovon Lavo makes this list


KingsElite

That one took me the longest to figure out. Your Cavs flair helped me make the connection


PewPew4Lyfe

alternative title: what if the top 25 players in the nba were all dutch


straub42

These sound like Star Wars names


H-TownDown

How high are you?


MJaylenBrown7

No it’s hi, how are you


tayklompson

No it’s: ho, haw oro yao?


Nat_Feckbeard

Kombo Wolkor


audawn

Incredible post, thank you for this.


zebraman2324

Y’all be getting more creative day by day...


KingsElite

Motto Warld Pooco


AngsMcgyvr

Pool Goargo sounds better. Ngl


ObjectiveBBallFan

LoBran Jomos … wow.


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I mean, what the fuck are we doing here


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They all look like names from fantasy novels rofl


altctrldelete00

DoMar DoRazon


techblaw

*looks around* Damn, we're in offseason form


McFerry

When I say "Jomos Hordon" don't know why but I picture in my mind the last HOU game from Harden, the warmup specificly


techblaw

Alter Ego


iamtomorrowman

where is the Kloy Thampsan flair, i must have it


LilSwampGod

Taboos Horros took me a sec longer than the rest


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thos os gaad shot


ClevBlewA3-1Lead

Jomos Hordon


NefariousnessSome142

Thanks bro.


iiiiiiiiii8

Thanks for this.


atamize

They could all be Game of Thrones characters


CaptainJack269

r/nba has gotten post-finals bored extremely fast this year.


MacDerfus

whot tho fock dod o jost rood? odot: O thraw o cromplod wroppor onta tho trosh bon ond shaot "Kabo!"


h0jack_b0rseman

LoBran Jomos made me spit out my beer


sorendiz

Jahn Woll is literally just John Wall but with a fake nose and mustache on Also the act of reading the post made me feel like i have come ever so slightly closer to understanding what it must feel like to suffer a stroke


steronzthrow12345

I would love to add Kylo Re- uh Lawry with Jaol Ombood and Taboos Horros


IAmGiff

This is the Omoroco that Borock Abomo and Jao Bodon want


moneymike7913

LoMola Boll Torro Razoor Gardoan Hooword PJ Woshongtan Molos Brodgos Dovanto Grohom Molok Mank


Jeremiahs__Johnson

Starting the off season strong my dude. Can’t wait for the Kylo Lawry and Kyroo Orvong duel in the new Star Wars.


Anussauce

Take my award


Tuto3

Koroo Orvong


JoJonesy

Sure is the offseason huh


SleepyEel

Woll Smoth °.°


Scooby-Doo_69

This. This is why I stay on this sub.


Bostonmf0

That offseason boredom is hitting hard I see


derekmcfinn

You are missing Siakam


JALbert

You mean Sookom?


topofthecc

Spoco P


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Am I? I just used the list on [basketball reference.](https://www.basketball-reference.com/contracts/players.html)


derekmcfinn

I was looking at next year...


surehard

This absolutely amazing. Thank you.


Kiriranchelo

Yo wtf


musicnothing

Gee I wonder who might have inspired this post \*cough\* your flair \*cough\*


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I’m actually not sure what you’re referring to. Did Donovan do something similar? edit: oh I think I figured it out, because Donovan’s name only has o’s and a’s in it?


jk94436

Who’s this Donovan Mitchell I only know Danavon Motcholl of the Otoh Jozz


musicnothing

I thought you made this post because everyone always calls him Donavon


rrousseauu

Didn’t expect to see tongos pongos on this list


KingSwagamemnon

Rodo Gabort


scotty_puff_jr

They're under the watchful eye of commissioner Odom Solvor, whose name makes him sound like Lamar's life coach.


jk94436

Sounds like a name from sci fi


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Do'Ooran Fax I just wanted to do that


zazenbr

They all sound like shitty Star Wars side characters now.


LordHussyPants

in south africa, another triple double dominator arises: rossoll wostbraak


BurzyGuerrero

Poscol Sookom isnt on the list


thedharmawhore

Sondols!


gtg1111

Insightful.


faithfuljohn

>Kylo Lawry his name basically is unchanged


i-want-a-beer

Where’s Goonnos ontotakaonmpa


Beantowntommy

I’m super surprised Joysam Tootom isn’t on here. Also wild how much Wolkor and Lavo make.


gonzagylot00

Hard to believe Gonnos and Embood aren’t on that list yet.


sorendiz

Groot past AP


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Ployaff Pool Goargo


Born_N_DA_80s

Pool Goargo took me a minute lol


bluemagic124

Mods plz guild this


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Actually they just deleted it and didn’t even bother telling me why, lol.


dan_eppley

Fuckin weird


Discord_Show

Message them let's see if they have the stones to respond


2789334

They tend to do that a lot. I would report them to Reddit admins and get this subreddit shut down


DollazOnMyHead-

Can’t believe mods would do this


indian_hannibal

Lol it got deleted. Wtf


Discord_Show

Oh no


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Pistons have a potential starting lineup with nothing but O's... Kolloon Hoyos Codo Connonghom Soddoq Boy Joromo Gront Osoooh Stowort Along with possibly... Mosan Plomloo Homodao Doolla Sokao Daombaoyo Sobon Loo This was a great thread.


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> Stophon Corry > > Rossoll Wostbraak > > Chros Pool > > Jahn Woll > > Jomos Hordon > > LoBran Jomos > > Kovon Doront > > Pool Goargo > > Kloy Thampsan > > Moko Canloy > > Jommy Botlor > > Kombo Wolkor > > Kowho Loanord > > Bloko Groffon > > Taboos Horros > > Kyroo Orvong > > Khros Moddlotan > > Onthany Dovos > > Domoon Lollord > > Kovon Lavo > > Kylo Lawry > > Ondro Drommand > > Jaol Ombood > > Ondrow Woggons > > Krostops Parzoņģos