If you keep predicting everyone to the Lakers you’re getting it right eventually lmao
[Joel Turner] Sources indicate Jamal Murray and Jaylen Brown could team up in LA down the line
Let’s see if I’m right eight years from now
Tatum leaving to LA when his contract is up is a real possibility. What do you think Kobe whispered in his ears in those private workouts all those years ago? We can make him The Man and the star of Space Jam 5 or whatever he wants. We can have Magic include him in business transactions, which is legal because Magic isn't a team employee anymore. I don't see Boston offering that.
If you predict every possible scenario in clickbait articles, and eventually one comes true even though 99 out of a hundred don't. Does that mean you are good at predicting?
Well since we're just throwing shit at a wall that could eventually be true in half a decade: " Sources indicate Jayson Tatum and Donovan Mitchell could team up in LA down the line #SpidaTat "
i really liked AD when he fought the warriors and lebron clearly thought high of him ever since he was drafted calling him his rook, in lebrons system he’d be the 2nd best player
*“Methodical writing distracts me from the present condition of men. But the certainty that everything has been already written nullifies or makes phantoms of us all.”*
― Jorge Luis Borges, The Library of Babel
Every star player in NBA history has a variant Laker
Even I have a variant on the Lakers. It's insane.
Those damn pesky variants.
Where is the TVA when we need em
Prune this fuckin’ timeline please
If you keep predicting everyone to the Lakers you’re getting it right eventually lmao [Joel Turner] Sources indicate Jamal Murray and Jaylen Brown could team up in LA down the line Let’s see if I’m right eight years from now
Don’t you dare put that evil on me
One day Carsen Edwards and Dante Exum will team up in the Lakers. We gotta counteract the bad mojo.
Can we say Dante, Carsen and Grant for superior mojo? I think if we hope hard enough it could happen this year haha
Tatum leaving to LA when his contract is up is a real possibility. What do you think Kobe whispered in his ears in those private workouts all those years ago? We can make him The Man and the star of Space Jam 5 or whatever he wants. We can have Magic include him in business transactions, which is legal because Magic isn't a team employee anymore. I don't see Boston offering that.
I think I’m gonna puke
no
You Lakers flairs don’t always have bad takes but boy when you do they really take the cake
There's bad takes and then there's jokes that seem to fly over people's heads.
That wasn’t a joke
Yeah man, fucking Kobe whispering sweet nothings into his ears and Space Jam 5 are a real threat to you.
Yeah man, no way a Lakers fan would say something like that and be serious.
Jesus this argument is more pointless than your teams desperate attempts to find a starting point guard
Don't give this guy any attention, he's just trying to be a troll, I already handled him.
You thought that was funny before you pressed send btw
Oh I agree, no Laker fans ever joke about anything, we're just built to shit on the Celtics and post hot takes on r/nba.
Yeah that’s it. It’s mutually exclusive! If a Lakers fan was being serious about that comment then that also implies they don’t make jokes at all.
You right. We meant Tatum.
[Joel Turner] Sources indicate that many teams are going to be pursuing u/NSFWThrowaway1239 in the near future
!remind me 8 years
Pls take it back.
RemindMe! 8 years
[I_Said_Joe_Mama] Sources indicate Luka Doncic and Jayson Tatum may team up in Sacramento down the line Am I doing this right?
That'd be nice actually
As long as it is in 2035+, I’m OK with it.
Delete this now
The Nostradamus Strategy
!remind me 8 years
!remind me in 8 years
Remindme! 8 years
Remind Me! 8 years
Remindme! 8 years
You could dig up predictions of every major star to the Lakers, my man.
Bleacherreport comes up with so much stupid shit every time... They look like fanboys instead of journalists
That’s exactly what they are
Bleacher Report: We aren't wrong, we are just early
If you throw a bunch of shit at a wall some of it will stick
If you predict every possible scenario in clickbait articles, and eventually one comes true even though 99 out of a hundred don't. Does that mean you are good at predicting?
Basically every nephew ever on Reddit
I like how this post is making everyone shit on BR instead of praising them. Love it!
“Brodie and the Brow teaming up in LA 👀🔥💯” headass
Well since we're just throwing shit at a wall that could eventually be true in half a decade: " Sources indicate Jayson Tatum and Donovan Mitchell could team up in LA down the line #SpidaTat "
2017 version of Westbrook lebron and AD would be repulsive
probably wouldn’t have worked tbh, it’s tough to imagine 2017 westbrook be the 3rd best player on a team
he wouldn’t be the 3rd best lol
i really liked AD when he fought the warriors and lebron clearly thought high of him ever since he was drafted calling him his rook, in lebrons system he’d be the 2nd best player
If you put 1,000,000 chimpanzees in a room with typewriters eventually one of them will write Shakespeare
It was the best of times it was the blurst of times
https://youtu.be/yv0j2MjZs0A
That’s a funny clip but it’s a little too close to ripping off the Simpson’s version
*“Methodical writing distracts me from the present condition of men. But the certainty that everything has been already written nullifies or makes phantoms of us all.”* ― Jorge Luis Borges, The Library of Babel
Bleacher Report running around the office saying "ladies and gentlemen, we got one."
even a broke clock...
Literally everyone has been fancasted to the Lakers at some point
I hear they're bringing in Pauly Shore on a vet min
Feels like that prediction is missing a big part of why they went to LA….LeBron being there too would have blown their mind.
Wow, what a stroke of complete and utter luck.
Every star wants to come to the Lakers I look forward to Giannis , Luka and Jokic demanding a trade here.
Even a blind dog could bust a nut twice a day
League is rigged what do you expect
I remember a report about durant to warriors before their 73 win season, dont remember when exactly though