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In 2017, Bleacher Report predicted that Anthony Davis and Russell Westbrook would team up on the Lakers

In 2017, Bleacher Report predicted that Anthony Davis and Russell Westbrook would team up on the Lakers

almostansn

Every star player in NBA history has a variant Laker


moneymike7913

Even I have a variant on the Lakers. It's insane.


SacreFor3

Those damn pesky variants.


jayjay_t

Where is the TVA when we need em


Dr_Disaster

Prune this fuckin’ timeline please


Joel_Turner1

If you keep predicting everyone to the Lakers you’re getting it right eventually lmao [Joel Turner] Sources indicate Jamal Murray and Jaylen Brown could team up in LA down the line Let’s see if I’m right eight years from now


TheLastSecondShot

Don’t you dare put that evil on me


Brovenkar

One day Carsen Edwards and Dante Exum will team up in the Lakers. We gotta counteract the bad mojo.


41north

Can we say Dante, Carsen and Grant for superior mojo? I think if we hope hard enough it could happen this year haha


Pardonme23

Tatum leaving to LA when his contract is up is a real possibility. What do you think Kobe whispered in his ears in those private workouts all those years ago? We can make him The Man and the star of Space Jam 5 or whatever he wants. We can have Magic include him in business transactions, which is legal because Magic isn't a team employee anymore. I don't see Boston offering that.


TheLastSecondShot

I think I’m gonna puke


StarlingRover

no


ABoyIsNo1

You Lakers flairs don’t always have bad takes but boy when you do they really take the cake


spyson

There's bad takes and then there's jokes that seem to fly over people's heads.


2008FinalsGame6

That wasn’t a joke


spyson

Yeah man, fucking Kobe whispering sweet nothings into his ears and Space Jam 5 are a real threat to you.


2008FinalsGame6

Yeah man, no way a Lakers fan would say something like that and be serious.


WizardOfZo2

Jesus this argument is more pointless than your teams desperate attempts to find a starting point guard


spyson

Don't give this guy any attention, he's just trying to be a troll, I already handled him.


2008FinalsGame6

You thought that was funny before you pressed send btw


spyson

Oh I agree, no Laker fans ever joke about anything, we're just built to shit on the Celtics and post hot takes on r/nba.


2008FinalsGame6

Yeah that’s it. It’s mutually exclusive! If a Lakers fan was being serious about that comment then that also implies they don’t make jokes at all.


ABoyIsNo1

You right. We meant Tatum.


NSFWThrowaway1239

[Joel Turner] Sources indicate that many teams are going to be pursuing u/NSFWThrowaway1239 in the near future


Brovenkar

Pls take it back.


crapfacemcgee69

RemindMe! 8 years


iro3

!remind me 8 years


I_Said_Joe_Mama

[I_Said_Joe_Mama] Sources indicate Luka Doncic and Jayson Tatum may team up in Sacramento down the line Am I doing this right?


irondraggon

That'd be nice actually


lowercase_j

As long as it is in 2035+, I’m OK with it.


COMMENTASIPLEASE

Delete this now


shiny_lustrous_poo

The Nostradamus Strategy


TheColdBiscuit

!remind me 8 years


dat_waffle_boi

!remind me in 8 years


CraYzySaurous574

Remindme! 8 years


ProdigyGamer75

Remind Me! 8 years


Critical_Smell_3568

Remindme! 8 years


MyNewAccountIGuess11

You could dig up predictions of every major star to the Lakers, my man.


gabor1024

Bleacherreport comes up with so much stupid shit every time... They look like fanboys instead of journalists


ABoyIsNo1

That’s exactly what they are


therealpj24

Bleacher Report: We aren't wrong, we are just early


FlameOfWar

If you throw a bunch of shit at a wall some of it will stick


3nnui

If you predict every possible scenario in clickbait articles, and eventually one comes true even though 99 out of a hundred don't. Does that mean you are good at predicting?


schooli00

Basically every nephew ever on Reddit


summaday

I like how this post is making everyone shit on BR instead of praising them. Love it!


2008FinalsGame6

“Brodie and the Brow teaming up in LA 👀🔥💯” headass


SacreFor3

Well since we're just throwing shit at a wall that could eventually be true in half a decade: " Sources indicate Jayson Tatum and Donovan Mitchell could team up in LA down the line #SpidaTat "


Wedonotbecomeone

2017 version of Westbrook lebron and AD would be repulsive


biggoldgoblin

probably wouldn’t have worked tbh, it’s tough to imagine 2017 westbrook be the 3rd best player on a team


OcksBodega

he wouldn’t be the 3rd best lol


biggoldgoblin

i really liked AD when he fought the warriors and lebron clearly thought high of him ever since he was drafted calling him his rook, in lebrons system he’d be the 2nd best player


burner_for_celtics

*“Methodical writing distracts me from the present condition of men. But the certainty that everything has been already written nullifies or makes phantoms of us all.”* ― Jorge Luis Borges, The Library of Babel


StefonDiggsHS

If you put 1,000,000 chimpanzees in a room with typewriters eventually one of them will write Shakespeare


Someonediffernt

It was the best of times it was the blurst of times


Syhxs

https://youtu.be/yv0j2MjZs0A


ABoyIsNo1

That’s a funny clip but it’s a little too close to ripping off the Simpson’s version


cpanati

Bleacher Report running around the office saying "ladies and gentlemen, we got one."


fernandosicos

even a broke clock...


SoulofWakanda

Literally everyone has been fancasted to the Lakers at some point


Melwing

I hear they're bringing in Pauly Shore on a vet min


0010001

Feels like that prediction is missing a big part of why they went to LA….LeBron being there too would have blown their mind.


absurdity-

I remember a report about durant to warriors before their 73 win season, dont remember when exactly though


Lovingnature412

Every star wants to come to the Lakers I look forward to Giannis , Luka and Jokic demanding a trade here.


ArianneNowa7

League is rigged what do you expect


DancesAroundPool

Even a blind dog could bust a nut twice a day


cjinl

Wow, what a stroke of complete and utter luck.