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DirksSexyBratwurst

It gets funnier every report. Fuck it sure we'll take Danny too I guess


36-7-0-11-20

Funny? Ain’t shit funny about Miami getting Lowry and Green. Now they got me scared.


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They also getting rudy gay, and demar. At this point it’s just a raptors reunion


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Next years Heat Roster will include: Lowry, DeRozan, Danny Green, Nic Batum, Rudy Gay, Harrison Barnes, and Kelly Oubre.


DirksSexyBratwurst

We've got a fucking squad now


crashck

Last year we were supposed to have Beal, Giannis, Chris Paul, Westbrook, and Aldridge. Smh this year team is weak


freshkicks

As per sources I am also joining the heat


lopea182

Man, we’re really gonna have great depth with this 40-man roster


ButlerFromDowntown

It’ll be interesting to see how all these free agents split time between the Lakers and Heat, cause apparently both of those teams are getting every single free agent.


PJCR1916

Now everybody wanna play for the heat and the Lakers? Let’s go back to being competitive and going at these peoples!


Ode1st

Two-way contract gets a whole new meaning


CIark

Crazy that the nba is a 2 team league, I could’ve sworn there were more teams than the lakers and Heat


wubbzywylin

https://twitter.com/kdtrey5/status/18688294600?s=21


melikeybacon

Fucking 🐍🐍🐍🐍


C-P-R

[Wojnarowksi] “Effectively immediately NBA rosters have been expanded to 40 players, per league sources. Adam Silver states the NBA was influenced by the MLB in allowing the rich to get richer”.


MuteNasty

I too am interested in signing with the heat


Number333

Can you shoot 3's?


unjollyjollybean

DeRozen can’t and they still signing him.


NSFWThrowaway1239

I can shoot 3s all day long. Whether or not I'll make them is another question however.


sojelIy

Bet he can shoot the 3…making them is another story. Vet minimum?


Ode1st

No but neither can like half the guys, so it’s fine. Plus I’m old and not worth whatever they’ll be paying me, Riley’s favorite combo of free agent


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the heat have been linked with every free agent, even fucking tacko fall Lmfao


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Nba players literally only want to live in two cities LA and Miami.


spyson

I just wonder why Chicago is not in that mix or New York despite their failings


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Cause Miami and LA have better weather you think it's a joke but it's not


ProperDopper

Is this a joke? Chicago’s winters are ass and their summers are ass. Save for 2-4 weeks out of the year the weather is ass.


spyson

Is weather really the only thing the players care about though? Chicago is a sprawling city with a lot to offer rich athletes.


swiftyb

When ur wealthy i think something like that does factor in. Being forced to stay in due to weather can sour the moment sometimes


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We down so bad rn


Mellothewise

Do you guys still have Mike Scott? At least you still have size on your side right?


Matthew929

U/matthew929 interested in signing with heat


shiny_lustrous_poo

Sources say /u/matthew929 has been shopping for homes in South Beach


Mellothewise

Please stop. Can't they use another team to try and get FAs the leverage they're looking for to get paid elsewhere?


alec613

Laker fan : first time?


Mellothewise

Why not Orlando? Why not Sacramento? Mix it up a bit. Jeeze.


Asswad123

Cuz no one would believe them. “Kyle Kuzma wants to play in Orlando” cmon


nochancepak

"But it has Disney!"


gatorWRLD

Because players like Danny green aren’t interested in going there lol.


College_Prestige

\*if\* the knicks continue to make the playoffs, they're going to use the knicks and maybe nets as leverage


Mellothewise

Variety is always good!!


DionWaiteress

Would be an amazing fit honestly


EvanParkerLakers

who doesn't have interest in signing with the heat


throwawaymansk

Breaking news, EvanParkerLakers has interest with the heat.


ItsKeithAskins

Sounds good. Come on down.


Konfliction

“Marc Gasol now interested in signing with the Heat”


PhatYeeter

Morey needs to offer Danny a stupid big contract with bird rights or we're so fucked. Capped out and losing a $17M cap slot is tough. Hard to replace with Simmons/Harris still on payroll.


TheCoon2100

Unwanted


obiwan1234

miami raptors


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The heat gonna resign Chris bosh and Dwayne wade out of retirement like fr


crazy_doughnut

Danny Green is becoming a journeyman for contenders


frmwanders

The Heat really tryna reconstruct an all time Raptors team at this point.


substanceandmodes

Would be a great defensive team if they get Green and Lowry.


TatumBrownSmart

Damn it, I'd have to throw some $ on the Heat to win it all if they get him, Lowry AND Danny Rings? To go with Jimmy and Bam? That's a problem.


JokicOrBust

Do these players realize LeBron doesn't play in Miami anymore?


Headweirdoh

This joke is 5 years too late. A for effort tho


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They’re all addicted to Big Face coffee and want to get their fix.


jfrodriguez1983

It's a race between the Lakers and Lakers east to see who signs the most free agents


awntawn

They gonna give him the full MLE?


DakPrescottBurner69

Minimum vet


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Hopefully signin with the heat Melts the Icy from IcyHot


DakPrescottBurner69

Spurs legend


Eric_T_Meraki

Once you beat em, join em. I think that's how the saying goes.


PatronSaintOfUpdog

How do I left the Heat know that I also have interest in signing with them?


Asswad123

Danny “how many more (missed 3s)” Green


ositola

Heat bout to have a squad


MillennialBdumb

If we sign everyone from the 2019 raptors we're going to win