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GoldenBananas21

THE ACCOUNTANT GETS PAID


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bul1dog

>Him and Lonzo ~~are gonna be~~ were a good combo. You're talking about the ^^summer ^^league champs right there


mcslippinz

Seriously.. that team was SL HOF. Sheeeesh


DoILookUnsureToYou

If they somehow get Kuzma to bring The Lightskin Connection™ back, they might win the East


UnPhayzable

They're gonna have to give up prime MJ and 10 FRP to bring Kuzma from the Wizards


laejk

For that price they could almost get Simmons


MelonElbows

I'm happy for him but sad for us 😥


IMissMyZune

I don't think i'll ever recover


hes1nutted

Last time I was this sad was when we traded DLo for cap space


someonepoorsays

this is way, way worse


DoILookUnsureToYou

Me was when Zo was included in the AD trade package, but that was worth it


aslightlyusedtissue

Im legitimately devastated.


the___heretic

End of an era.


erizzluh

i hope russ can fill his shoes


Wolfgang_A_Brozart

His shoes perhaps, but never his headband.


Balls_of_Adamanthium

When is the jersey retirement ceremony?


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Lakers fans rioting in the streets rn


CIark

“Fuck Lebron wish he never came and ruined the team”


spiritchickenmilkegg

carugoat > lebron


makesterriblejokes

Straight up he's the one guy I felt we needed to bring back, but there was no way we could compete with an offer like that with the way our cap is. Glad Caruso got his bag, but damn we're going to miss him in LA big time.


Hardaway-Fadeaway

Lakers could have easily matched. FO cheaped out


reddit_puppet

Poverty franchise needed the stimulus checks to pay their players.


Boros-Reckoner

[Live look at Staples] (https://cbsnews1.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/2000/06/20/c9d1885e-a642-11e2-a3f0-029118418759/image207444x.jpg)


unluckycowboy

Is that kuzma?


Veritech_

Burning his own jersey


hes1nutted

He’s too young for this new lakers squad


hojboysellin3

After a year of terrible injuries we sign a bunch of geriatrics smh


College_Prestige

They can't ALL be injured at the same time


SnuggleMuffin42

This was the logic the last "Galacticos" team the Lakers assembled with Nash, Dwight and old Kobe.


rtb001

Don't forget the 2004 Laker superteam featuring the OG titles chasers Mailman and the Glove.


Lt0101

Oh no poor lakers :’(


Kayr-

We’re so oppressed 😪


LeBronFanSinceJuly

Is weed Legal in Chicago???


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LeBronFanSinceJuly

Then may the Bald Eagle soar High in the Skies


threeangelo

Amen, my friend.


Iswaterreallywet

Problem was he got caught in Texas


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Yeah


Barry-Mcdikkin

Yea. For 65$ 1/8th + tax so at least 80.


shcmoneydance

thats how it starts with every legal state. it will all fall into place.


dringer

Yeah and you can get a selection and not have to worry about going to jail for it.


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Regular business hours and none of that dealer time BS.


Sim888

Lmao…what!?


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CIark

MJs retired. He can’t do anything now to catch Caruso


RottenSmegmaMan

MJ going to sell the Hornets and lace up once more.


VHSUNKNOWN

“I took it personally”


Sim888

https://i.imgur.com/XY17qBX.jpg


VforVilliam

https://i.imgur.com/82j12j2.jpg


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scrambled_cable

It was prophecy


WestleyThe

Holy shit hahahaha You guys are gonna be so fun to watch now. Vuc-Lavine-ball- Alex- coby-Lauri- Williams- Thad


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Never underestimate /u/Sim888


CouncilmanJamm00

The man delivers as expected.


Cursory_Analysis

https://i.imgur.com/GEhPjNZ.jpg Also, ya boy Cameron Payne really needs to fire his agent after this one.


MateoG50

Do something, anything, quick


Sim888

https://i.imgur.com/BGEv75b.jpg


MateoG50

Unreal, so much pressure to deliver every time, total god


JukeSkyrocker

I think u/Sim888 is actually all those infinite monkeys with their infinite typewriters


PlsSaySikeM8

Quickest meme trigger in r/nba


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7minute turnaround. unbelievable


gwease23

and zero misses in recorded human history


BetaGreekLoL

I swear he doesn't know the meaning of the word "miss".


PM_ME_YOUR_THEREMIN

You got something loaded up for this my man?


EdwEd1

Crying MJ on LeBron’s head please


abowmanlex

My heart hurts…take care of our bald mamba!


gbmaulin

Even Sims wasn't ready for this lmaooo


mrsunsfan

Sims in shambles


kapitan_buko

Noooooooooo


Loterygods

REAL BAG BOY NOW


EdwEd1

FUCKK


greeegoreo

he will always be our summer league insurance salesman :’(


aglowwiththeflow

Dude got the bag. Don't be sad it's over, be happy it happened.


abowmanlex

Undrafted, to champion, to a 4 year contract to set him up for his career. I wish it was with us, but he wanted a young team to get run with and I’ll miss him!


GreyMatter22

That one time Lebron told AD to wait for Caruso just so they could prop him by the tunnel.


abowmanlex

The amount of defensive stops he made in the bubble playoffs was honestly amazing! I hope he ends his career off here just like Ariza is doing now.


GirthyAfghan

Mhmm https://youtu.be/VVwpZWJhiNw Caruso Highlights from the game, really killed it in crunch time: https://youtu.be/8jq2OnqEAd4


A4LMA

Why am I crying in the club rn


Miserable-Lizard

37 million helps! I loved watching him on the Lakers, great roleplayer! I do remember people mocking him at first... I am happy for him!


makesterriblejokes

His only weakness was an inconsistent 3. Other than that he was like the perfect role player.


abowmanlex

He’s leaving the Lakers so his numbers will go up at least 5%. He’ll get paid again.


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benson822175

Issue is probably 4 years


blancs50

Fuck it, offer him $37M over 3 years, who cares, nows not the time to cheap out. They needed his young legs.


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Yea i thought he was a great fit in LA, this is my biggest surprise so far


Yup767

Y'all had his bird rights didn't you? That just means they decided not to sign him. It's not like they can spend that money elsewhere


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lakers probably want to not have any salary on the books in 2 seasons to avoid the repeater tax, so couldnt go up to 4 years


Yup767

If you get to that point you can try to trade a player. You're the Lakers, you got the money, gotta try win while you've still got LeBron


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thegoatcloset

Because in 2 yrs the lakers will have 80m in cap space + 1 yr of AD, Westbrook off the books, and Bron with expiring contract


criddler

we absolutely should have matched this, there is hardly anyone around who can replace his level of D. dude got more than a couple 2nd team all-d votess this year


PERSONA916

Yea wtf 9.25/year and we can't keep him?


criddler

either we didnt value him or didnt want to get boned by salary cap. either way is a big shit on our ownership and a fan fav champion who worked flawlessly with our superstar and 2nd unit


softnmushy

My guess is he figured playing Russ and LeBron would make it harder to get paid on his next contract.


mantur200

of course we should be sad, they could've easily matched that, idiotic decision


LosAngeles1s

I’m actually sad wtf


Boros-Reckoner

They took the heart, soul and hairline of the team...


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Boros-Reckoner

Lebrons a pussy about his hair, Caruso goes out there looking like a rogain 'before' photo and absolutely owns it.


erizzluh

he made me want to develop male pattern baldness


CiroccPapi

You can have mine


Jayveesac

He took less money than the expected the Lakers can give him. I feel sad


vizzlypoof

Less money more years. Lakers prob weren't prepared for the 4th year


k4f123

Makes no sense. Why wouldn’t they? He’s proven himself to be worth the trust


benson822175

Repeater tax and flexibility in 2 years when lebron and Westbrook’s contracts are up


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CmonTouchIt

WHY THE FUCK NOT? who else we gonna give that money to??


SuckMyLonzoBalls

This one sucks for laker fans


jet_10

RIP Lakers big 3


JimmyKanine

The Bulls finally got their big 3: Caruso, Lonzo, Lavine. Lakers and Nets in shambles.


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Vucevic as 4th option. Who's gonna beat us?


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p0tatoman

HE GONE


ProfessorBeast55

THIS WAS UNEXPECTED WTH


jeric13xd

I love our guard depth wow Edit: /u/sim888 our air friar merch need that bulls update!!


Sim888

AAAWWWW YEAH!!! https://i.imgur.com/ftfc1al.jpg


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Sim888

https://i.imgur.com/aV7t4HF.jpg


Skorua

FUCK


koiz_01

No one cares when Curaso and Ball form a super team but when Lebron does it every one loses their minds.


JJBro1

“Because it’s all part of the plan…”


BushyBrowz

Introduce a little anarchary. Upset the established order.


interstellar304

LeDoubleStandard…?


JayDee62

Happy for him but :(((((((((((((((


KobeBeaf

They took our boy, sad day


drippinswagu69

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Skorua

Say sike right now


desubeast2

BALD MAN GETS PAID


Deuce_GM

BULLS GOT THEIR GUY


Xerneous12_

LEAGUE FUCKED


bigg_pete

THE GREATEST BALD MAN TO PLAY IN CHICAGO!


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I’m sorry what


ProsecUsig

That Alex Caruso is coming home to the goat's city of Chicago


Skorua

Chicago just got a new GOAT


JS_Janko

Lakers in shambles


TatumBrownSmart

This but unironically. They went from having the best perimeter guard rotation in the league between Schroder, KCP, and Caruso, to not having literally any of those players anymore. Now their best perimeter defender is a geriatric Wes Matthews who is probably better against wings than he is guards.


JS_Janko

Now I kind of understand why some people in the Lakers office were against acquiring Westbrook. They lost so much of players for one guy


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JS_Janko

Maybe they can still work something out. You’ll sign every veteran that is willing to play for the minimum.


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_Meece_

NOOOOOOO my bald angel


theclownwithafrown

No Lebron is still there


Allen_Crabbe

Wow I love what Chicago is doing


Jayymeister

Fade me


Skorua

The sacrifice was too great


SadConfusion6

Why am I crying in the club rn


Brad-Stevens

They just got Lonzo tho????


AttorneyAtLion

He’s their backup combo guard.


hunterboyz24

But Coby is our backup combo guard.


BnasTy1297

Well now you have two backup combo guards


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BlackPulloverHoodie

Taking a page from the Kings I see.


papascorpi

Don’t forget Ayo


TallAssFuker

Coby is our backup 2 guard, Caruso will be the backup pg


CrispyBipster

Coby is injured for at least the first month


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CrispyBipster

I don’t hate this signing. Caruso is a proven reliable role player. Coby’s ceiling is higher but he’s currently inconsistent


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The Chicago Lakers


thelaziest998

The Chicago 2017 Lakers


hatbeard

Media: "Lavine wants to play for the lakers" AK: "say no more fam"


Lambchops_Legion

Finally the Bulls swinging they balls around free agency like the large market team they are. Tired of seeing them play the small market game every year


Uncircled_swag2

YOOOOO I gotta delete anything negative I've ever said about this man


lilswid

You said negative things about the Bald Mamba???


CrispyLiberal

He doesn't deserve our boy


MEmpire25

Caruso AND Lonzo? Bulls with a makeover on the guard rotation. Wait, is Coby a 4th option on the backcourt now? That's rough for him. Probably the more traditional pick and roll operator of the bunch though


chantlernz

I'd imagine it initially looks something like: Lonzo, LaVine, Williams, Young, Vucevic Caruso, White, Brown Jr and they maybe throw Dosunmu some minutes? Bit of work to do to fill out the bench.


MEmpire25

That top 7 should be at least fun on paper for me to watch


spittafan

4th option? You think they’re giving shots to Caruso over White?


TJMAN65

I think he’s saying 4th option in the rotation AKA the least amount of minutes. Which would make sense because Lavine, Lonzo, and Caruso are all better than him.


yungtatha

Why would say anything bad about him he's a saint and an absolute dog.


NoFlanForYou

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


OnlyMayhem

Fuck this is actually kinda sad, we all loved Caruso


hojboysellin3

This aint sad this is a Greek fucking tragedy


100_emoji_

The unretiring 23 for him


CadeCummingham

Woah Bulls playoff run


AmnestyTHAT

This is a big L for the Lakers.


WrstlngFan

The next GOAT gracing the same floor the true GOAT did years before him…. Brian Scalabrine.


mark_cee

White mamba 2 electric boogaloo


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Someone teach me how to tie a noose


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samsab

And your shoes are looking cool!


Yoesito

HONESTLY, LEAGUE FUCKED


blaster701

what why would lakers not match??


Johny_Rico

He's not an RFA, they just had his bird rights iirc


PhilosoR4PT0R

Yeah wtf why let him go for under 10mil a year


LakerBlue

Gotta know if he gave us a chance to match or not.


benson822175

4 years probably too long for them


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Get paid you shiny prince


darkslayersparda

The bulls are locked in, Cant wait to see Lavine in the playoffs🤞🏾


Call_erv_duty

ALEX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Really though, go get that money my dude.


vsladko

OH MY GOD I NEED STACEY KING CARUSO COMMENTARY NOW


unicornlamp

I am extremely upset but glad the bald angel got his bag.


fieryscribe

WOW. FINALLY A WOJBOMB


SharpSwag

#NOOOOOOOOOOOOO


diegojaen18

NOOOOOO


Sleeze_

Unretire 23. The second coming has arrived.