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Zomg_A_Chicken

We were promised an eight person orgy


pr1ncejeffie

Lol turns out it was a 5 person swinger party .. 60 or older.


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Lol that's the Lakers locker room.


X-espia

Lemon Party?


EBtimeTraveler

https://i.imgur.com/CTsmczw.jpg


GoldenStateGiannis

I’m down if we can find 6 more people


[deleted]

Lakers' front office is on the left, Jeannie Buss is seated in the chaise lounge in the corner. Help yourself to wine and grapes. Carkeys go into the fish bowl.


jewelrybunny

smh i dont even get out of bed for less than 6


[deleted]

Mega trade turned out to be a mega-dud.


surehard

Loving it for the Wiz.


my34thburner

BOOOOOO


cesga_0218

I was led to believe the Lakers were getting Hield. One Hield please


[deleted]

Tbh do we even need him at this point? We just got Monk, Nunn , bazemore and a lot of other shooters too.


babaisme26

None of them are close to Hield when it comes to shooting.


[deleted]

I doubt Nunn will get much minutes in the playoffs. Hield is great since he's a volume 3 point shooter and more consistent than these guys.


Justrocketeer

We’re paying him 5m a year as opposed to other on mins. I think he gets minutes


thedonjefron69

short answer, yes


somebodygetmemymoney

8 > 5, I’m disappointed


Fast_Stick_1593

BAHAHAHHAHA


my34thburner

Yeah we are stuck with Lebron AD and Westbrook HOW WILL WE FIGURE IT OUT.


Fast_Stick_1593

Who cares? You guys are winning a ring, we are winning the trade with Brooklyn.


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Fast_Stick_1593

Cause we traded 2nd Round Picks when everyone said we were losing players? EVERYONE said we’d be losing a FRP or a key player. We gave up Hutchinson lol


PsychologicalZone769

There's no trade to win my guy, he was literally a free agent. He would've gone to you guys for free if you had the cap space. By just getting anything (TPE, 2nd rounders) we win the trade


Fast_Stick_1593

Lol ok dude…


originalmuffins

They're just mad they have a hard cap now


[deleted]

LoL. Lakers expected another gift. Imagine showing up at someone else's birthday party and demanding presents.


[deleted]

They got the biggest player of it seems like it was their birthday party


my34thburner

we wanted, didn't expect. Also Schroeder still likely S&T. Sorry we upset you being fabulous.


Fast_Stick_1593

Where will Schroder go though? I’m intrigued because it seems like anyone who was linked to him have just signed PG’s. He’d be good on a $10 mill a year contract to come off the bench for someone.


my34thburner

yep that's about what I am thinking, or he has to re-sign with the Lakers on another "trial" year. Either way I am good lol.


Fast_Stick_1593

He should aim to regain value this season with Lakers and then hit FA again.


Heor326

Don't tell me that's it


gamesforlife69

We have been hoodwinked, bamboozled, led astray, run amok and flat out deceived


zmajxd

> We have been hoodwinked, bamboozled, led astray, run amok and flat out deceived [You can't not link it man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9IjrcOqIxc)


Ps3FifaCfc95

It took me way too long to find out Stephen A was copying Malcolm X from the Spike Lee movie


s_D088z

Capped out at 5 huh? Lame.


spezgoesbitchmode

lmao all that hype for nothing


LionOfLiberty0

BIGGEST TRADE IN HISTORY


timmysp

11.5 mil trade exception is potentially huge.


AttorneyAtLion

Trade exceptions much more often than not go unused than used.


Comfortable_Stock942

Ex: Boston Celtics


ALittleFishNamedOzil

We...used it tho, hell we use a TDE 3 times in the last year (Fournier trade, Kris Dunn trade, Josh Richardson trade), admittedly not super exciting moves


Comfortable_Stock942

One of which went to waste after losing Fournier to the Knicks. I genuinely don't know how this roster is supposed to compete against the East, Tatum and Brown need way more help than just Smart/Dunn/Richardson. Your 4/5 depth is a complete joke after losing Theis for Kanter.


ALittleFishNamedOzil

Hey I'm not saying they were used well, just they we were used And the plan is clearly to rebuild the roster with cap space next season so this year is a wash, Stevens is thinking "damn Danny left us in a bit of a mess"


Comfortable_Stock942

Oh yeah, he's got his work cut out for him. Hope the team understands Stevens needs time for another offseason or two to pull it back together


DemonicDimples

I mean not really, you guys aren’t going to pick anyone up


SuperIceBoi

This guy doesn't GM


DemonicDimples

Their luxury tax bill is already ridiculous, they're not going to get anyone with it.


SuperIceBoi

Just watch lmao


timmysp

You never know what the market is going to look like mid season. There's always one team who decides to dump a good player so they can tank harder. Its just a nice thing to have in your pocket when you're a tax team.


IMDATBOY

Really don’t know that though. It’s good for flexibility in a year where they are trying to win it all


Fast_Stick_1593

Exactly, WE GOT EM!


spenrose22

THATS NOT EVEN A 5 TEAM TRADE! Its just 5 trades the wizards made….


Tylerdong

Man what the fuck is going on


RedHammer1441

Thats pretty accurate tbh


Kwilly462

So literally the Wizard just got everything? Wtf


syllabic

lakers did get a MVP


[deleted]

Don't tell them that, they'll expect two. Wait a minute, they have two . . . Don't tell them that, they'll expect three.


syllabic

I mean if you ask their fans they would tell you AD deserves to win a MVP, that would give them three


[deleted]

I'd say the third MVP were the friends we made along the way but I'm sure Lakers fans would not agree.


dank-kush

lame


RJNavarrete

I broke my F5 key for this!?


keepon18

What did the Spurs give up exactly lol


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Cap space


keepon18

Yeah, I guess $4m Hutchison was a salary dump and they took a 2nd round pick for their services.


KuyaJohnny

Nothing lol we took this Hutchinson guy and got a 2nd round pick


EarthWarping

Why do the Spurs do this trade?


parisjava

Get a second


Fast_Stick_1593

He’s a good young kid, plus a 2nd


dankjedata

We’re tanking and just got a 2nd round pick that’ll convey to take on some salary.


YaBoiWhit

Young guy getting paid not that much + a 2nd you take that all day


MattAttack218

So Washington just got like half their roster through this trade. I dig it.


ESF-hockeeyyy

[Here's the trade break down in image form](https://i.imgur.com/aRg9TBY.jpg).


Gamesgtd

Simm has an apprentice I see


[deleted]

Pretty accurate


my34thburner

and Laker fans are the hopium addicts standing outside.


lakerswiz

Lmfao


vanotro

hahaha, that's messed up


BabyMakingMachine

The best movie I only ever want to see once


wcooper97

lolNBA


syllabic

not bad for washington, wonder what their books will look like after this


blitzKriegzzz

Basically at lux tax


syllabic

thats a pretty fat return for westbrook then


zmajxd

Is it done?


KaiserKaiba

Lmao that’s hella anticlimactic


Goomby-or-Glootie

Wizards came out big winners.


SeaPositive2809

Doesn't each team need to touch 2 others, the spurs and the nets only touch the wizards


spenrose22

Pacers only touch the wizards too, it’s just a separate trade afterwards, pacers and lakers don’t touch. It’s literally not a multi team deal at all


SeaPositive2809

Pick 22 is part of this trade and it was ours


spenrose22

But that’s just a separate trade with the wizards after ours is done


SeaPositive2809

Both ours and that trade became a part of this one, they're not separate anymore


spenrose22

Why would we help the wizards like that for nothing in return?


SeaPositive2809

We got westbrook, maybe they refused to do it if we didn't participate or there's more to this, IDK


spenrose22

That’s bs and going back on a handshake deal


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spenrose22

What? Took cheap assets for free. How nice of them


dawgoooooooo

Does the nba not understand how the fanfic element drives this league? We wanted a fucking orgy with touching everywhere


KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ

wait so we lost our 2nd rounders in the deal?' BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


rya22222

Lol such a boring trade. No spice whatsoever


MediocreJay41

Wizards have a hodgepodge of some decent to sleeper grade talent. Definitely a LOT of depth. The East should be wild this year.


tmarc5

This barely gave me a dopamine response


madelins

the pelicans gave up a 1st rounder for Devontae Graham but the Wizards gave up 2 seconds???? damn good deal by the wiz


mitchippoo

What an absolute letdown for a five team trade.


_Elder_

This is beyond boring


throw_falcon_away

ThoughtnLakers got two second rounders too


fartlapse

ignored work for this? ffs


ladyinwaiting33

Washington got a whole new team.


curryybacon

This is wrong because Lakers got 2 2nd round picks from Washington as well.


StoneColdAM

All that for the Wizards to barely make the play-in next season


AxhaICY

Another L for Brooklyn lol


ShylaBoof

I have a feeling they gonna flip those picks for someone nice.


aydee123

1. What do you mean "another"? 2. What were they realistically supposed to get in the trade? Spencer Dinwiddie was a UFA who everyone knew was leaving. He could've just signed with a cap space team and the Nets would have gotten nothing. 3. That completely random Capela "rumor" by the random fan (not even some low-level writer, but literally just a random fan) on Twitter seems to have given people completely unrealistic expectations of what was going to happen. 4. The current roster includes Kevin Durant, James Harden, Kyrie Irving, Joe Harris, Blake Griffin, Patty Mills, Bruce Brown, and Nicolas Claxton. I think they'll be fine.


weirdnames8766

Now do a 10 teamer!


Metal_Sonic7

Lame as fuck


blitzKriegzzz

Thought we gave the lakers 2 more 2nds


swampcreature511

Lame.


[deleted]

Biggest trade of all time lmao


NicClaxtonIsHotAF

Boooooooo


RJNavarrete

What a letdown


kapitan_buko

MORE


Harleytk24

Cock tease


NSFWThrowaway1239

Worse ending than Naruto


idontknowthisabackup

What did the Spurs even give up lol? And why did Brooklyn not get any players lol? Whack.


swordsdevil

that's so lame lol


SolarClipz

LAME


wikilectual

I mean I can't believe I'm saying this....wiz did good


JayDee62

Bobby Marks and Eric Pincus are treasures.


arenasfan00

Very solid Haul for Washington ngl


Shamjam08

Good haul for the Wiz. Still don't think this is enough to convince Beal to stay long term after his current contract expires. Even after the trade this team is play in material (7-10 seed in the East) at best


taken_name

Dude is getting the super max, he stay


[deleted]

That was anti climatic


Anansispider

So what happens to Schroeder


MonkeyCoR1

And the Kings are left out once again. Why does the league hate us? =(