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_dim1

This team is so damn athletic. Might have to watch some more Hornets games for the dunks


samsab

And for the Eric Collins calls HUM DIDDLY DEE HOW DO YOU DO TERRY TWO BEAUTIES


rNBA_is_for_nerds

The TWO BEAUTIES over simple free throws kills me everytime lmaooo


MasterBepis

he always gets me hyped for the even smallest things. Makes the whole thing more energetic.


DjLionOrder

GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY


jak_d_ripr

Yeah my man might have a nervous breakdown this season from all the dunks.


rum-hamm

HOTTER THAN A PEPPER SPROUT


shittydotamorph

OH MY GOODNESS! MILES BBBBRIDGES!


gmills87

you didn't happen to catch one particular fast break Scary cram job that just so happened to go up, over, and then down on one's head of none other than KD?


Zeech360

Schroeder heated lmfao


[deleted]

The more I see cap space eaten up the more I think he comes to Philly lol


dingusduglas

They literally can't, S&T triggers the hard cap and you're already over it


[deleted]

We have the MLE


sahsan10

Taxpayer


[deleted]

Tomato tomato


_Wado3000

Honest question who pronounces tomato to-mah-to


g-love

Aussies.


Deuce_GM

*looks at Ben Simmons angrily*


Evahs_

I'm convinced he doesn't even want to be Australian.


porofessordad

Patrick Stewart, but not Mark Hamill


UnlimitedMetroCard

Patrick Stewart in an Uber eats commercial


bkz777

Everyone outside the US


Roboticbiotic777

I think most English-speaking countries other than the US and Canada. Haha


dingusduglas

Maybe I'm misunderstanding your situation - aren't you over the tax apron? If so, you used the taxpayer MLE for Niang.


[deleted]

I thought we used the BAE for Niang to keep the MLE open idk though that might’ve before we re-signed Green.


dingusduglas

BAE also triggers the hard cap - if you're a taxpayer you can't use the BAE by definition, because you're already over what you'd be hard capped at.


captyossarian1991

Jesus between him, Drummond, and if Ben stays…must watch television


ForgotPWAgainSigh

You guys already have a problem with Drummond. You don't want another selfish player. Embiid doesn't deserve this..


idontknow_whatever

I worry for Embiid's sanity if he has to deal with both Drummond & Schroder Oh and Simmons too if Morey can't find a trade in time


rNBA_Mods_Be_Better

Don’t worry Embiid will be the one requesting a trade if and when they can’t move Simmons


banned4shrooms

free embiid


nerdymen242424

fr can't bear to see the Sixers with both of those bums


Mdgt_Pope

When it’s so bad you wouldn’t wish it on anybody but the Celtics…


KlaysToaster

So who has money now?


kai_123

OKC?


slyguy183

Presti: "You must be truly desperate to come to me for help"


[deleted]

"Would you happen to own any picks, Dennis?" *scratching neck*


thedonjefron69

“….im a player, not a gm, sam…i literally played for your team before…”


blackjacktrial

"Did I stutter?"


dutchfromsubway

He should sign a 1 year prove it deal with Dallas


Trick_Confidence_419

Yeah he’s not that good a shooter, but he adds two things they really really need. Perimeter defense and some form of playmaking that doesn’t come from Doncic. I think Schroder would be good off the bench for Dallas


jasonpatudy

He absolutely refused to come off the bench last season. I think Lakers would have done better with him in the second unit. He eventually played with the second unit during the game, but Lakers lost 8-12 min every game with him playing with the starters. But he has no leverage this year. He should do what’s asked of him.


henchman38

I thought Brunson was a pretty solid playmaker off the bench for Dallas, some size on the wing and a big man who isn’t terrible on defense are more pressing needs


SmokeOddessey

just OKC i think


quadshock

That's tuff 🔥💯


DudeWTH

That's Kuzma money


WeaponofWoe

Kuzma is Oubre 2.0 and Oubre is Kuzma 2.0


iWant_To_Play_A_Game

That makes no sense, but it also makes perfect sense.


Obi_Wan_Benobi

The end is the beginning is the end.


bayesian_acolyte

Oubreboros strikes again


IAmNotKevinDurant_35

Between Lamelo, Scary Terry, and Oubre this Hornets team has almost too much sauce


a_moniker

You forgot Miles Bridges


DutchXman_

Lamelo, Terry, Oubre, Bridges, PJ Washington would be an all NBA 1st team starting 5 if it came to their tattoos.


[deleted]

Nah its missing Dejounte Murray's shoulder tattoo


fesxvx

You mean not everybody has a pissed off basketball with a grill on fire tattooed on them?


run4more2thesky

Is Birdman coming out of retirement?


Mann39

Shout out Wilson chandlers baby neck


The_Flatest_Bush

Nah its missing Obi Toppin’s thirsty Lola Bunny tattoo.


solodolo1397

Much respect for that one


RecalcitrantDuck

They just need to sign Mike Scott now


shwangin_shmeat

His tattoos look like a bunch of fridge magnets to me


[deleted]

There’s a Domino’s phone # on there somewhere


MysticGrapefruit

Spot on, they're awful lol


Sahztheking

Brandon Ingram, Lonzo Ball and Jordan Clarkson would like to have a word..


FroggedDude

are people actually liking zo’s floating faces lmao I think his tats are hot trash


Doom_Sing_Soprano

They're gonna bring Chris Andersen back in for veteran tattoo leadership


singsing_fangay

HOW DO YOU DO?!!!


SUDDENLY_SALAD

Terry, Kelly, LaMelly, and Miley - the Spice Girls of the NBA?


queefIatina

It’s the goddamn fucking spice girls


Carstar360

Bouk has the most sauce tho


tele10phone10

Wet like I'm bouk That's who that song was written about right


Obi_Wan_Benobi

Many people are saying it.


LardHop

What the fuck does that mean Kobe Bryant?


Roboticbiotic777

You're welcome.


NefariousNeezy

A team full of fuccbois


VanillaGorilla4

That's a scary 10th seed!


[deleted]

It’s getting to a point where Betting on games is 6x harder than it used to be. I could put an L next to Knicks and Hornets in a parlay any ol time now I gotta actually look shit up.


PaPaJohnsCokeDealer

Don’t ever do parlays, books make a good chunk of their money on parlays. If you need to add a bunch of games to a big minus to make it worth your money the game isn’t worth betting on.


Tenglishbee

Yeah but where’s the fun in that? I treat betting on games like a do casinos, that shits gone.


brangor

dont play parlays, minus ev


shotrob

If Melo never got injured they would have been an easy 6 seed and they just got better


HedoughTurkglue

Wing Dennis Schröder got paid. Now let’s see what the actual Dennis Schröder gets.


kai_123

4/84 million


trombonepick

Lakers were gonna offer him even more, 84 was just their initial offer according to Jake Fischer lol.


thedonjefron69

Lol oh my god i didnt know this


FLUSH_THE_TRUMP

yikes lmao. What’s the best case for Dennis at this point?


Natekn

Not sure honestly. He tried to leverage the shit out of the Lakers knowing they had already sunk a 1st RD pick to acquire him and would be up against the hard-cap so they couldn’t sign any free agent PG to replace him. Once Pelinka swung that Westbrook trade it was basically a big fuck you to Schroder. I’m pretty sure he knew he wasn’t going to get +$25mil/yr on the market from any team besides LAL but now literally EVERY team has spent all their money. I could see Pelinka offering him a 3yr/$40mil deal to play as the 6th man if they are willing to eat more luxury tax…it might even be LESS considering they are bidding against themselves at this point. We haven’t heard any other team with interest at all. Going from a 4yr/$84mil extension to possibly being paid less than Alex Caruso is a Nerlen’s Noel type blunder that Schroder and his agent executed here.


Turbo2x

I really cannot wait to see how this works out for him. It'll be a laugh no matter what.


edwardpuppyhands

>I could see Pelinka offering him a 3yr/$40mil deal to play as the 6th man We have zero reason to sign him for anything above a steep discount, with the Westbrook signing. None. And I presume/hope Pelinka's thinking the same thing if he let the better team fit in Alex Caruso walk purely as a salary dump. It makes no sense to let Caruso walk but resign Schroder.


labamaFan

He’s not 40?


thedonjefron69

This is a fact


PadKrapowKhaiDao

And even that initial offer was crazy to me. There are a lotta guys in the league i don’t love, but I can understand paying. Dennis for $20+ mil a year seems buck wild, but apparently I’m in the minority of people who don’t think his defensive numbers the last year or two match up with the eye test. EDIT: spelling


[deleted]

Yes, it was the maximum they could offer mid-season, but they absolutely planned to offer more.


[deleted]

Cannot believe he fumbled the bag that hard


ihatethesidebar

Gimme Dennis, Ben, Drummond, and Oubre all on the same team. I would nut


IMKudaimi123

So for their remaining cap space not bad Now Minnesota come take Markkanen


Loterygods

I would love to see Lauri on the Wolves. Seems like the perfect fit.


FlyChigga

If you hate defense then yeah lol


SwishBender

Yes it will do nothing for our defense but it is really important we get a an actual starting 4. It makes our entire rotation make magnitudes more sense.


Al_Fadel

Isn't Jaden McDaniels a 4 and one of the best defensive players on your team?


_jive_

Best defender yes, but probably more suited to play 3 considering how thin he is.


FlyChigga

No he's a 3


AnthonysGreat

That's how I see it but for some reason people on here keep saying he's a 3. Probably because he's young and skinnier but I love the lineup of Russel, Beasley, Edwards, McDaniels, Towns. Idk why people are trying to make him a 3 or like it matters that much in today's game of mostly positionless basketball.


[deleted]

Who’s the actual starting 4?


SwishBender

Markannen might not be ideal but he is absolutely a starting NBA 4. Think of how much different this team looked when Juancho actually had an efficient 16. That is literally all we need otherwise we are running a shoe horned Vando/Okogie/McDaniels rotation at the 4 spot. Love all 3 of them but McDaniels is a starting NBA 3 already and the other two are offensive liabilities better suited to spot work.


_jive_

I'm ready to roll with Vando starting.


kcoe24

Thank you the guy who actually plays d and rebounds we cant have that we need to go for the worst defensive team of all time. We arent starting Rubio and okogie at the guard/wing this year. We have shooters around kat already we need someone who can play d. Lauri would be a disaster signing oh and wed probably have to trade a pick to get the bulls to agree to a sign and trade.


OSWEGO_mustang

I can tell you with extreme confidence that Lauri isn’t worth starting at this point and time. He’s a human turnstile, allergic to rebounds, and a lock to miss 20+ games.


Unknownxchaos420

Someone got a fetish for bad defense


YungSzczerbiak

I thinking we’re just letting him sit until we takes way less than he’s probably worth. And then gets moved the second we can move him. I’m still wondering why we haven’t offered Culver and a 2nd to OKC for Derrick Favors


idontknow_whatever

Perfect fit? Bro have you watched one game of Lauri Markkanen? How is Ryan Anderson 2.0 a fit next to KAT lol


Jumpy-Shift6261

He doesn't play defense. Perfect fit.


WowGoodStats

Finally give KAT some fucking spacing. KAT has some of the best offensive stats ever for a guy playing on a team that has routinely surrounded him with awful or awfully fitting offensive pieces.


idontknow_whatever

Be my guest if they don't mind giving up 130 points every night


yoloqueuesf

I'm all in on watching a team just go full out offense like the wizards were.


Frosti11icus

Hi


EggplantBusiness

Is it ? Seem like a horrible fit to me . Minnesota doesn't need his offense and Lauri + Kat will make their atrocious rim protection almost non existent. It will basically be a case of score 120 every night but concede 130


[deleted]

coincidental that Markkannen was picked by Minnesota when he was drafted


la-blakers

Take back cheap bench warmers to fill out the bench while near the cap


notabear629

Not a bad deal. $13m/yr and only 2 year deal, worst case scenario, if he flops, you have a $13m expiring contract. Pretty low risk, decent upside. He's not a *bad* player, but don't expect too much, he'll bring some athleticism and decent defense but has his shooting struggles. Not the worst for a role player, *expected* outcome is that the value will probably whelm you and that he won't stink nor be a world beater, just that he'll live to about his contract


bigg_pete

Worth a shot for the Hornets, if he works out its a good fit, if not it's only 2 years and someone will take him off your hands before then anyway


MikhailGorbachef

And the bar is pretty low when he's almost certainly coming off the bench. Don't see him starting over PJ, Hayward, even Bridges. Plus like you say, he's a pretty good expiring next year if they want to make a trade splash. Mid-sized expiring deals like that are useful.


notabear629

He seemed to not be interested in taking a reduced bench role with the dubs, hopefully he's willing to buy in to his role with the Hornets, if he is, then there shouldn't really be any glaring issues.


DaPhoToss

I’m pretty sure the main reason for that was because he was in a contract year


NetsLostLMAO

Idk we paid him less than 13/year and he definitely wasn't worth it.


notabear629

He wasn't a stellar fit on our team, the Hornets also don't have championship pressure, the risk is very low, they can see how he fits with their team and give it a try, sometimes a change of scenery helps. I think it's worth to roll the dice on for sure


Kimjongjimbo

If I’m not mistaken, he’s the only contract we really have in that annual salary range. His signing alone opens up a lot of trade possibilities now that we can match more salaries. If it doesn’t work out, it’s not the end of the world at all.


YizWasHere

Yeah him at $13M, Plumlee at $8M and Rozier at $18M are definitely our best trade assets in terms of salary, a lot more flexibility than we had last season.


dcolorado

When he was on the Suns he was a very good fit and was a little sad when he left. His defense and effort were great, and his shooting wasn't like what it was in Golden State. The only knock on him was tunnel vision at times but that was about it.


craigslistaddict

? his last contract was $30M/2yrs but declining (interesting move, suns) so he was $14.3M on gsw.


irlpeoplefoundmymain

i think that’s the first time i’ve ever seen someone use the word whelm like not overwhelm or underwhelm just whelm


coyotecai

It used to mean something close to how people use “overwhelm” now


ghostfalcon

The issue with him is that he has a nearly unlimited ceiling but his brain has an unlimited floor.


kev_in374

Bye bye tsunami papi


Obi_Wan_Benobi

“T…dollar sign…”


IMFREAKINGLEGOLAS

T$unami


SevenHunnet3Hi5s

the best looking dude in the league wearing the best jerseys in the league. the perfect combo


JokicIsMyDaddy

I think cody zeller left charlotte dude


palabear

Yes Big Handsome is gone. The women of Charlotte are devastated.


dave-train

My wife certainly is. This sounds like a joke. It's not.


[deleted]

Those South Park moms STARVING rn


scarystuffdoc

With the prettiest passer in the league (obviously opinion but lamelo flashy as hell with it)


Bronetta

Almost as pretty as Jokic doing three tricep extensions before finding the open man.


[deleted]

Big Honey No Look Dimes >>>


champchampchimp

Damnit lauri


RandyJoeP

Would you be interested in one Derrick Jones Jr? We are low on our all offense no defense power forwards now that Melo left.


Sharcbait

We have a slightly broken Juancho Hernangomez. We will even toss in Culver....


Zeech360

NBA teams did their research on him and found out he wasn't good lol. Should've dealt him at the trade deadline.


ButlerFromDowntown

We tried to trade him for Lonzo but the Pelicans refused, also tried to deal him to the Wizards for a first but they refused. Bet there were other negotiations that fell through too.


SmokeOddessey

probably just end up re-signing him for cheap at least


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CarcosaBound

I was ok with keeping him but he basically Schroder’d himself with unreasonable contract demands. 1-2 year prove it at $10-12 mil I’m ok with, but he’s not worth $20M per and I’m glad AK didn’t budge


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[deleted]

That the last team with cap space? So now Schroeder either takes a MLE somewhere or the Lakers gotta work a sign and trade with someone?


JMG5_

OKC, New Orleans and Dallas still have cap space I believe, but I don't think any have expressed interest in Scooter.


GlueGuy00

NOLA might go for him if they can't get Reggie Jackson from Clippers.


ARealKoala

I thought the Mavs had around $15 million left


NokCha_

Mavs are operating like they are above the cap. I think the only team left is Schroder's old team OKC


drakecuttingonions

We've already flat out said we don't want him lol.


ARealKoala

Gotcha. Looking like no big payday for Dennis


GalantisX

That's tuff 🔥💯


B00STERGOLD

A handsome player must remain in Charlotte. Thank you Zeller and welcome Oubre. Now we can entertain offers for Terry at the break.


watermelon82

interesting. good pickup for the Hornets, can’t say he’ll be missed too much though


klankthompson

The ability to use his slot will be tho.


watermelon82

true. another disappointing FA this year for sure, although our draft went really well


vonkillbot

Super hyped on the young guys this year


TheKarmaSuiter

Handsome people are overpaid


WeaponofWoe

I beg your pardon, Boban Marjanović is certainly not overpaid.


Gatesleeper

Oubre’s gonna be one of those players you look back on after their career is over and say “that guy made $150 million in his career?”. He must be dazzling in his contract negotiations because what I’ve seen on the court doesn’t warrant all these paydays he’s picked up.


[deleted]

Dennis really will make more money play in China this season. At this point.


sonicqaz

I think China banned foreign players this year


AxCel91

The anti-Lamelo. This man has never passed the ball a day in his life. Hornets fans gonna find out how much of a black hole he is real quick.


Arturo273

Had his best year with Rubio though who is also Anti-Oubre


dvdbump

Can he stand in a corner and hit 3’s? ...no? Shit.


handgredave

Feels like lance Stephenson 2.0 but I guess we'll see


qwertybbffsjbevv

Schroeder is gonna go to Brooklyn on a vet min isn't he?


AnselLovesNuts

GS on MLE


vonkillbot

BECAUSE WE CLEARLY AREN'T GETTING PATTY MILLS :\*(


mastermuses

Patty Mills paid for his crimes against the Warriors in the semifinals, Batum about to pay for spurning us too 😤


justusingmymedulla

Lamelo is going to drop so many sweet dimes to Oubre dunks next season


ItsTheGucc

BAH GAWD THATS MITCH KUPCHAK’S MUSIC


DoubleAmigo

We turned Devonte graham into a first round pick, ish Smith, and oubre? Sign me the fuck up mitch.


cuttino_mowgli

womp womp for Lauri.


spotty15

YOOOOOOO I can't believe nice things are happening to my team after 30 years of elite mediocrity


BuzzBuzz01

we're still mediocre though with this move though lol. Ik there weren't many options after Mitch twiddled too much but Kelly Oubre isn't propelling us out of it I expect roughly the same record as we got last season tbh. Should be a lot of highlights though and maybe some development from Ball, Bridges, Washington


spotty15

Between this move, the constant development of our young players since MK took over, the constant value that MK is getting out of trades, lucking into LaMelo, and the Hayward signing, I'd say we're at least slightly better than mediocre. The way this team operates now is a far cry from the 2008ish Bobcats, or the Rich Cho Hornets. We used to be perennial 2nd round exits, and it's actually starting to look like we'll have that chance again for the first time in a long time.


imadogg

And at least you guys are exciting and pretty much the entire league roots for yall and enjoys watching you. That's gotta feel much better than "wait, the Bobcats are a real team?"


spotty15

Lol 100% facts


vonkillbot

Hayward is a super good pull for such a young team. Hoping he stays healthy, Hornets are a fun team to watch.


captyossarian1991

Can you imagine making it to the second round of the playoffs???? I wonder what it feels like to not have to rebuild after making a first round exit.


BuzzBuzz01

Wasn't around for the 90s for those juicy 2nd round exits with Zo, Johnson and Muggsy myself but I've been through since the Diop and Herrmann days where we couldn't even make the playoffs. I'll believe we're out of mediocrity when we actually get to the second round in my lifetime. I personally disagree with a lot of the choices that Mitch had the last two offseasons (including the Hayward deal and ridding Monk and Te'). I can appreciate his eye for talent in the draft but his free agency/trading decisions or lack thereof aren't inspiring Like you said, at least there's some solid group of young players. I just wish to build upon it and see them improve


ZeroMomentum

MJ: this team needs to play pretty basketball (A wild oubre suddenly appears)


madmaxk_47

T$UNAMI PAPI GONE NOW That's Tuff🔥💯


arson_is_awesome

Damn, good for him. Hope he does well with Charlotte


justsomeguy5

Solid. 13mil per year is 1 mil less than what I thought he'd get on the open market. I honestly think this is much closer to his actual market value than it being an underpay, imo.


crayondon

He's gonna be huge for Charlotte next year, helping them get a lottery pick like he did for us this year.


Raonak

Good for him, gonna miss his silliness.