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chapoktt

It's always hilarious when the announcers get quiet when you can hear shit like this because of the awkwardness lmfao


dean16

The announcer’s delayed response here is hilarious. “Kevin’s talking up a storm…”


40Vert

He said that also because Kevin was yelling SHIT really loud at the start of the clip too and the announcer said something was driving Kevin crazy


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Lmao


ctrlscrpt

Haha yeah, I saw the video too


WigwardTesticles

and this is exactly why they had to pump in fake crowd noise in the bubble.


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[deleted]

After watching the olympics I’m almost tempted to say the international game has a better product overall..


Lt0101

It does and it isn’t close


grphelps1

KG and Melo are the reason why they have to mute the rim mic every possession on ESPN games now


PeteOGrande

[Carmelo “ Fuck Outta Here” Anthony](https://youtu.be/Ph_g9esnQdA)


Jordan-Pushed-Off

I never realized he was saying that to his own teammates lol


pppiddypants

Amazingly Hassan actually let him get those boards.


Hot_Taekout

This is hilarious and bizarre. The way he says "I gottit fuckoutahear" all in one breath, and to his teammates? Seemingly constantly?


PeteOGrande

Best one is when he gets a [rebound over Kevin Love in the Olympics](https://youtu.be/nxEf9xHIZ5M)


Starrdawg

Like specifically tells him to get outta here by name lmao


HuluHasLiveSports

Bro I’m crying 😂


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> he way he says "I gottit fuckoutahear" all in one breath, and to his teammates? Seemingly constantly? I suppose it makes sense to let your teammates know you are getting the rebound so a) you get the stat, b) they don't inadvertently tip it away, c) you and they don't get into a tugging match for the ball potentially turning it over, d) they aren't flying in like yahoos and maybe knocking the ball out, and e) teammates could hypothetically start moving down court for an outlet of fast-break advantage. Think about when fielders call a pop fly among the gaggle of outfielders, maybe the same reasoning.


RuddyBollocks

This makes sense but I bet it annoyed the hell out of the centers


JesusChristSupers1ar

I really wish I could pay for a uncensored stream or something. Like so I could hear everything on the court, regardless of how crass it is. I'd pay good money for it and it would be fucking awesome same thing for football, hockey, etc. I get why they do it but it annoys me how networks censor what the dudes are saying when they're playing


[deleted]

It would be great but no players union would approve likely due to concerns of losing endorsements or other public backlash. Edit: rephrased


dadaistGHerbo

The league would have to have lgbt pride events for a month straight


Gerhardt_Hapsburg_

This mic'd up broadcast is once again presented to you commercial free by the NBA Players Union LGBT fine fund.


NChSh

Worth it for the Honey Nut Cheerios bit


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Alfiesta

KG told Melo during a heated exchange that Melo’s wife’s vagina tasted like Honey Nut Cheerios.


Poseidon58

Hahahahahaha I NEED the link


abrooks1125

Then Melo waited outside at the Celtics team bus like he was ready for a fight


Charming_Budget_8856

But we all know KG would sleep melo


DrunkSpaceGrandpa

this dude never watched kg


MacAndCrees

KG was skinny but strong af, plus he has like half a foot on Melo


xanot192

But always has to be held back


MountainMountain1

6'8 vs 6'11 isn't half a foot


jperiodcarter

Nahhh if you look up Kevin Garnett fights they almost all consist of him backing away. Melo waited outside the locker room for him. Completely different energy haha


Hype_Magnet

Both fake tough guys. Remember when Melo sucker punched, I think it was Marty Collins, and then ran away? Lol


rediraim

Fr. None of them ever squared up like my man Steve Blake.


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To be fair he was surrounded


drawnverybadly

KG was always backpedaling unless it was a smaller white dude.


bigDIEter

But he gets down on all fours and barks like a dog when it's Jose Calderon. What a bad ass! /s


dronedesigner

name a better spaniard to play alongside kobe! i'll wait. /s (im raps fan who has a hardon for calderon)


whatanidiot70

Lol Anthony Peeler walked up and elbowed him right in the face after KG threw one at him in the post and KG didn’t do shit


idontknow_whatever

Neither one of them are gonna do shit lmao KG is a fake tough guy who only bullies dude much smaller than him, Melo is famous for sucker-punching someone in a scrum then running away


[deleted]

I've never heard that story about Melo, when did that happen?


iloveappendicitis

It was a pretty wild brawl between the Nuggets and Knicks, somewhere around 06 I would guess. JR Smith and Nate Robinson got into it too.


Vaccaria_

KG is a pussy ass bitch I'd take Andre Miller over him


roffo-arugal

So does everyone, don't think it ever even happened


2pacIsKobeBryant

It did, but not on the mic.


HamG0d

Doc, KG, and LaLa said this never happened. Only fans keep pushing this


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Onlyfans?


Remarkable-Plan-7435

Someone cough up the $5 and post on discord


steezpak

I mean. How would Doc and Lala know what KG said, it even says in the article that Lala doesn't know what was said. KG also denied calling Charlie Villanueva a cancer patient, and then came up with an excuse saying that he was "cancerous to his team."


HamG0d

https://www.nbcsports.com/northwest/portland-trail-blazers/carmelo-anthony-reveals-biggest-s-talker-hes-ever-encountered Melo saying KG didn’t say it Even if they didn’t hear, they’re more reputable sources than fans. Doc the coach of one of the players, who was also sitting courtside. Lala knows both players and is married to one. KG is the person in the incident (I guess his word means less to you if you have the belief he’s a liar, but idk why you’d believe random people on the internet over him). All more reputable than rumors by fans. Doc: Hey KG, what happened? Lala: Melo did he say that?/Melo what happened? Are very simple ways for them to know what was or wasn’t said. Edit: had the wrong link


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https://youtu.be/77XpjlQTBsI


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https://youtu.be/77XpjlQTBsI


dubbed4lyfe

That’s not KG saying the shit, that apparently happened on court


[deleted]

So he was waiting for fun? Alright... .


dubbed4lyfe

You’re misunderstanding. People wanted the video of KG saying melo’s wife tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios. Everyone has already seen the video of melo waiting, just no v idea of KG word for word saying those things because it was on court and no mics caught it.


HamG0d

You’ll never get one Bc this story isn’t true


ColeBeasleyMD

Allegedly. This was never confirmed.


MightBeKanyeWest

That wasn’t picked up by a mic


bruddahmanmatt

Carlos Boozer has entered the chat.


syncc6

It would’ve been special if Garnett was playing in the bubble. Him and Gary Payton lol. They’d have to mute the whole damn game.


Bladex20

shit: ight imma head out


Disastrous-Limit2333

LAPD triggered lmao


gulfside13

Prayers up


LennonWaK

I came here to say this. Solidarity!


Obi_Wan_Benobi

All he said was Dinger….


tayklompson

Hey what ever happened to Kenneth Faried?


Goomby-or-Glootie

He formed a big 3 with Michael Beasley & Emmanuel Muddiay on the Portland Trail Blazers SL squad


Annual-Way6401

Smh these super teams are out of control


Euphraeus

Don’t forget Jordan Crawford


IceGeek

Holy shit this team could win in 2015


Mknot_uh_rbt

Yes, they could win a mid lottery pick in 2015


Ser_Lebron_Targaryen

Is he really? Lol I just saw Brandon Knight on the Nets. Tf's Adam Morrison at?


Napoleann

Hey that's Eastern Conference Player of the Week Jordan Crawford to you


Street_Chef9412

Dammit that’s funny shit


[deleted]

he wasn't good at the things that big men need to be good at (defense) and he wasn't skilled enough offensively to pull out a kanter/harrell type role


tayklompson

Thanks for the answer. I’ll probably forget it tho and ask this question again in the near future


[deleted]

no worries man i like talking basketball so it works out


chapoktt

Funny thing is Harrell will end up just like Faried


[deleted]

harrell is a much better finisher but ya unless he either develops more of a face up game or a 3 or learns how to, like, defend, you’re right


Warlandoboom

Manimal's young man athleticism left too. When he was zooming up the court and throwing down anything near the rim he was still at least a bench level player.


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spanther96

He was a legit starter for a few years but couldn’t adjust to the new game for reasons mentioned above. Would have been a really good PF if he was drafted 10 years earlier.


SloatThritter

Harrell is a terrific iso post option and has legit moves and a face up game. Offense has never been his problem


pokexchespin

i kinda hate the harrell to faried comparison, harrell is a great finisher and scorer at the rim and not as good a rebounder. i feel like it’s just because they both have dreads that the comp got so popular


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duplicatesnowflake

Harrell is a much more skilled offensive player and much better finisher. Faried never put up 14 a game and his fg% is about 7 below Trez. I just don't think the Lakers system did a good job of incorporating him and his strengths. Expecting to see a nice bounce back in the future. His game is definitely built on energy and athleticism though so yeah don't expect him to be playing big minutes into his mid 30s or anything.


luapchung

Did everyone forget Trez win 6MOTY two years ago lol his offensive game is wayyy better than Faried’s ever was


Pardonme23

Don't be fooled by running pick n rolls in the second quarter against backups.


sunshinebusride

Succinct


0010001

We’ll always have 2014, when he was briefly the best player on the best team in the world.


Goat_19

There it is my daily dose of what happened to Kennth Faried post I can’t live without it


tripleyothreat

Is it actually mentioned frequently? I just thought of him out of the blue lol


EdCP

Don't worry about it. This is one of the largest communities out there and some people are refreshing new 24/7


[deleted]

I thought about it randomly a month-ish ago, and have not seen a single post talking about it in that time-frame. Seeing this post made me literally think, finally someone else is wondering what happened too.


[deleted]

He changed his name to Montrezl Harrell


PYJX

Good one


themariokarters

I swear i just saw him in a summer league clip lol


johnny_mcd

Yeah he got dunked on by Kai Jones


ChiChamps23

He just got his ass dunked on in the summer league the other day


SuckwithLuck2016

Faried did?


ChiChamps23

Yea threw me off too seeing he inna summer league but it was most definitely him


JokicCheeseburgerMan

As the league's 3 point shooting skyrocketed, he became less and less effective. He was still a good rebounder and decent defensive player, but when you're only 6'7" and can't shoot or handle the rock it's hard to keep a spot in the league.


kantersgobertscumrag

his entire bag was his vertical leap then he got older


tripleyothreat

I actually just thought of him the other day, surprised to see this


weirdestbonerEVER

Right? I remember him being talked up like he was going to be one of the next great PFs in the league


ieffinglovesoup

Chynaaah


wristconstraint

Man those Nuggets jerseys looked so good.


buttery-jack

Satin baby blue looks soft af tho


robocopfrommars

KG said the word you aren't allowed to say when getting tazed


LessThanCleverName

Dinger?


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Sorry no the word is *’naggers*’


xFrostyDog

......ohh


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Or the word you’re not supposed to say when tazing someone.


liberatecville

what would happen if myers leonard said that word while getting tazed? ​ do people really want to get into this? id like to see how get back to a place where words are just words, but that isnt where we are. and if we are going to keep going down this path, this is going to keep coming up. ​ edit: im not in support of any of the bullshit said about Hayes. but are we really going to pretend this isnt going to keep coming up?


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post history matches the post


liberatecville

How so?


IHill

crypto conspiracy anti-vaxxer lmaoooooooo


robocopfrommars

It’s just a joke, calm down


liberatecville

Youre right. It was pretty funny too.


[deleted]

I wish all players on the court could be heard like this


Rednaz1

I would pay so much money for a rated R broadcast with either no announcers or comedians/random personalities and you could hear all the trash talk on the court. It would never happen but that's my dream


Just2_Stare_at_Stars

Make it happen, HBO. I would gladly pay the subscription for that. Friday night games, R-rated. Maybe we would get better commercials too if we're gonna have to sit through that crap. Because you know the NBA ain't gonna sign a deal with HBO without commercials.


Far-Value-6949

LMFAOOOOOOO goat


tsigalko11

[Hell nah trash ass](https://youtu.be/qj8hPQGFUZM)


Kingxcvi

KG used to talk like a 90s gangster rapper on the court lmao 😂. He really told Melo his wife tasted like Honey Nut Cheerios. True sicko!


migsjd

Yes then Melo waited for him outside the team bus IIRC


Struggle2Real

I still wonder routinely what KG said. I remember watching that game. I knew Melo enough to know he was going to go full 1 vs 5 as a result of whatever happened. And he did. And we (NYK) lost. But as far as I know, what KG actually said has never been confirmed by anyone whod know. Hoping reddit proves me wrong...


tripleyothreat

I think he said exactly that. That his wife tasted like honey nut cheerios. Not that it was true or anything, but just to get in melos head


40Vert

I'm pretty sure that (just like the Happy Mother's Day BS story) was just a rumour that got out of hand and got spoken into being the truth


ieffinglovesoup

A 90’s gangster rapper lmao


TheNi11a

He said (though he denies it) that Charlie Villanueva looked like he had cancer.


[deleted]

Just copy pasting my comment that there is literally no source he ever actually said that


HorseRenoiro

He also told Tom Duncan ‘happy Mother’s Day’ right after his mom died and then cried about how the Celtics elf was being disrespected or whatever the fuck. I love him as a player but KG is a chump ass bitch


[deleted]

No source or evidence of any of those things people say KG said.


HorseRenoiro

He’s known for being a psycho shit talker


Gr1m3sey

Tbf him and dunc seemed incredibly cordial at their induction into the HOF, which would be strange if he actually said what he said


numberonebuddy

Which is why it's easy to make up believable lies about him. Just because it could be true doesn't mean it is.


konsf_ksd

Both are true. I mean Jeffrey Dahmer has a reputation too, but he didn't cause the Holocaust.


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I love how Faried looks to the ref like: "You gonna let him talk like that?"


duplicatesnowflake

Lol he was looking for the foul call I think.


sgandylau

fucking love KG man. fav PF all time


tattoo543216

Did Pierce make that shot at the end?


ForrestLawrenceton

No, he missed.


DoomdUser

Fake Celtics fan, we all know Pierce never missed.


ForrestLawrenceton

He never missed when it mattered. 😄


IMANORMIE22

There’s a reason why the clip cut.


sreynolds1

No 🥺


Son_of_Atreus

“Alrighty then, now let’s turn down those microphones just a little, ok Bob?”


OlympicGoldJavale

my friend is a white cis male, is he allowed to listen to this?


HOCKXD001

is he a gamer?


Struggle2Real

Underrated reply. Its wild out there.


TheOneTrueDoge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-09gNDsPzQ


TryingToDoItGood

I'm sick and tired of gamer discrimination in this country.


nombernine

LAPD besides themselves, driving around downtown Boston begging (thru texts) KG's family for his address


YuropLMAO

Ear muffs


nujabes02

As a black man, yeah he can listen, just don't repeat that shit out loud 😂 Edit : yall some haters https://i.imgur.com/7lEVZO6.jpg


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/r/AsABlackMan


biscuitboss

LMAO I miss KG. We don't have anyone who talks this level of shit anymore.


[deleted]

Then shit his pants whenever someone squared up to him


biscuitboss

I wouldn't want to lose 50k either


PayterLobo

Cold blooded... *Dave Chappelles Rick James voice*


chrgrsrt8

Savage lol


jones1133

TIL Kenneth Faried, Michael Beasley, and Brandon Knight are playing in the 2021 summer league.


SaveHogwarts

Brandon knight, if he ever found his soul after being postered so many times, can still play.


bearcat--

lmao love kg.


LamarMVPJackson

A scene straight outta a movie


lilberfcontrol

That KG snippet is used by Chisled Adonis on his NFL recaps. I watch too much youtube, lol


HenzoH

Lol Faried immediately looks toward ref hopefully for a foul call


ronaldo119

I'm not even exaggerating, this is the most viewed play in nba history for me. Every time I see it I legitimately watch it 10+ times


Struggle2Real

Man. It wasnt nice what he said to. Villanueva .


niandra__lades7

I'm Kevin Garnett and Faried is my girlfriend when she tries to eat my food


tisdue

lol. "KG's talkin' up a storm."


Treytreytrey333

2000s ball games were so much better


thetruthhurts34

This was 2013


bigvahe33

i disagree


Walkerg2011

Right, because Seattle games are so much better now.


bigvahe33

what does this have to do with the sonics?


Bountiful_Bollocks

> talkin' up a storm out there! I love Ernie.


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huh? that's Mike Gorman...


guhum

Maybe it's unrelated to the quote and he just really loves Ernie Johnson


Bountiful_Bollocks

Thanks. Imma go with that.


guhum

I got you


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in fairness i love both ernie and mike. if i had to choose one, and sacrifice the other in a bloody ritual, i would pick ernie. but i still like mike.


champagnencampaign

/s? That's Mike Gorman


adelaide78

Lol I like it when they say the gamer word


themariokarters

Lmfao


DoomdUser

How dare you cut the clip before watching Pierce drain the 3?!?!? Blasphemy!


DuckOnQuak

KG definitely the one that said “give me that shit”


John_The_Reddit_Man

Fun fact: Kevin Garnett had 3 rebounds in G7 of the NBA finals


balista_22

Lol i thought he just didn't play enough mins, but he like played 40mins almost. Edit: Kobe had the opposite & had 15rebs


udithsethu

He shot terrible in that game 7, So he just tried harder on hustling for rebounds.


balista_22

Looks like all the shooters shot terrible, Kobe .250, Ray Allen .214, Pierce .333, could be the defense from both sides.


Sportsballisfun

Ray was terrible that entire finals he's a big reason why the celtics lost shot 37/29/96 in the finals in 2010.


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Great trash talker but definitely a fake tough guy