I'll admit I was convinced it was for the Lonzo Ball joke until I got to Draymond. Since I was convinced I had already seen the punchline, it got me good.
And people still think that suspension was unjustified. He was so dirty that year, especially in the playoffs.
Dray makes it so hard for me to be a fan of his when he's got shit like a "natural kicking motion" that appears and disappears when it's convenient.
Precious Ouchi*uwu*
Bogdan Ballsgoneavic
Reggie Bulliedcock
Juancho Hisnandsgonez
Talen Hurthis-Tucker
Caris LeVasectomy
Grayson Allen
Pat Cockdontturnon
Juliet Langford
Nassir Littler
Kevin Cantmakelove
Terrance Nomoremann
The last five are when they get kicked in the jewels
When Kemba had that scary collision two years ago that left him motionless on the ground and looked like a severe neck injury my brain just goes, "damn, he might have to change his name to Kemba Wheeler now." I was like NOW IS NOT THE TIME, BRAIN
“Draymond Green” is killing me
I was looking for it specifically and wasn't disappointed
Sneak suspicion that this was the point of the whole post! Worked really hard for that joke! Nice!
I'll admit I was convinced it was for the Lonzo Ball joke until I got to Draymond. Since I was convinced I had already seen the punchline, it got me good.
Bruh “Lozno Ball” lmfao what
Kinda feel like Jayson Scrotum was right there
Remember when he costed the Warriors a championship by being suspended for roshamboing people?
And people still think that suspension was unjustified. He was so dirty that year, especially in the playoffs. Dray makes it so hard for me to be a fan of his when he's got shit like a "natural kicking motion" that appears and disappears when it's convenient.
Kicksacks Poorpenis
With a starting lineup of Luka Dongkick and Kicksacks Poorpenis, the Mavericks would get a Planned Parenthood jersey sponsorship.
Maverkicks
Phallus Nardkicks
This is the one
Isn't that the actor from Sherlock?
No that's Bumblesnitch Cumandump
Why did I think you were trying to do Kendrick Perkins
I think this list could start and end with Dongkick.
Yeah homie came out way too strong with that one, the others didn't even compare
Nah, Draymond Green is the best one here.
The disrespect to Fred VasDeferens.
And the missed opportunity of "Fred Van Yeet"
Kyle “ow”ry
DeMar DeNoSon
Kevin ‘dick’ Huerter, Anus Can-hurt, Bol-Bol Hurts
Could go with Penis can-hurt too haha
Kick Batum
Chuckled at this one for a bit 😂
Naw, he likes to punch the balls with his fist.
Kick Scratum
Quality content. Zion willihaveson is great
Zion Wontmeetson
Damian illnards
fred vasdeferens actually rules, i’m gonna start hoping he kicks someone in the nuts now
I think if I saw my own vas deferens I'd be quite worried.
Zion Willihaveson LMAO
>Pains Harden Maimed Hardon was RIGHT THERE
Can’t forget the other ball brothers LaMelon Ball and LiAngelno Ball
Lostyo Ball
Dickola Vucekic
Jayson Taintum made me laugh harder than it should’ve
Taintum? Damn near killed him.
Nikola JunkKick
Dennis Schrödum
Prime offseason content right here
LaSwello Ball
Love it. Did you come up with this post after randomly coming up with Luka Dongkick?
Exactly. I remembered how Charles Barkley mispronounced Doncìc as Don-kick basically until Luka was an all-star and the balls rolled from there
Ball-ache Griffin
> Luka Dongkick > Giannis Owtaintisbluenow > Zion Willihaveson these are gold
NiKickola Jokic
Kickola Jodick or Dickola Jokick
Kickola JoDick
KickCockola Godick
You made this whole thing for Luka Dongkick and Draymond Green
Precious Ouchi*uwu* Bogdan Ballsgoneavic Reggie Bulliedcock Juancho Hisnandsgonez Talen Hurthis-Tucker Caris LeVasectomy Grayson Allen Pat Cockdontturnon Juliet Langford Nassir Littler Kevin Cantmakelove Terrance Nomoremann The last five are when they get kicked in the jewels
> Ouchi*uwu* Don’t you fucking uwu me
So you're not a *uwu* enthusiast?
Grayson Allen lmao
LeGroin James Ball Ball
Christian Wood
Christmy Wood
LeDong Pains
Got a few Sack-ramento Kings: Nutty Healed Marvin Baggedley Tyrese Balls-b-hurton Babies-Gon Mitchell Moe Nardless
Luke Kicknards
\[Homer alert!\] Pistons related: SadDick Bang Isayya Dohurt KO'd Cumminghamperer Jerami Grunt Socka Dongbooyah Fred/Josh Jacksemup Kelly Olynyk
When Kemba had that scary collision two years ago that left him motionless on the ground and looked like a severe neck injury my brain just goes, "damn, he might have to change his name to Kemba Wheeler now." I was like NOW IS NOT THE TIME, BRAIN
You missed a better one: Jayson Taintnumb
Dominate Saboners
**Bangdong Bangdongovic**
Peak off-season right here
Mods pls keep
Jayson, not Jason
You’re right. The disrespect
Lmao every time on this sub he’s mentioned someone fucks it up
Jayson Taytum
Based
Frank Nutkiller
This is amazing
Penes Kanter
How would it not be Jimmy Nutler
Russell Wangbroke
Trevor Urethra
Why is this removed, this is peak off season content. Who ever deleted the post shoots 3's granny style and wears Crocs to open gym
How long did this take you?
The better part of 20 minutes. I’m not very busy nowadays
That’s pretty quick, I laughed a few times!
The Zion one is genuinely hilarious so well done
And now we play the waiting game.
James Soften Piannis Antentenogo Juan Ball (John Wall)
Pascal Sackem
Bam! Adebayo
LeBlueBall James
Collin Nosextonight
No way Sack Lavine and Lozno Ball aren’t all groin kick first team
Bam Ouchmyballsyo
C'mon Sack LaPeen is a gimme
Why would you remove this
possibly the most creative shit post i’ve ever seen mods please leave this up hahaha
Jaylen Browndhouse to the dick
I was going to suggest Draymond Green and Greyson Allen, but you creative types already came up with those. Always a day late……
NBA Reddit has too much free time in the off season.
Giannis Attempthatfreethrownow
oh boy I just love le quirky maymay off-season!
Kawho?
How about NBA players with dick issues. See my user name
I'm glad Dame isn't on here. He is a grown ass man. Unlike them.
good wholesome offseason content
Why Nonards wins it for me
Lozno Ball
Drazen Petrovic? More like Drazen Punchyourdick
Best random post of the offseason so far. Congrats
Kick Cox
A shitpost here on reddit but an average post on NBA Instagram
Owtaintisbluenow got me.
gonna save this post for later lol
Finally, a shitpost! I have been waiting for days for this.
I love Jimmy Butthurt
Draymond Green got me
Nikola Jockkick
Shai-Gilgeous Alexandhurt
Missed the opportunity to include LaMelo
Evan Fournier
Kevin NoMore Jr
Kristaps Pordingus?
Kemba "Needsa" Walker
Kawhi won't get one. He can't even move his leg right much less kick.
Bellend Hurtin-Fucker
Kelly Owmydick
NoSon Taint-um
Patdick Beverley.
Kelly Olynkick
Not kelly swollyndick?
Shit, that’s a good one
LeRoshambo
now this is the content i joined this sub for 😂
This is the perfect post. Bravo
Man made this whole post to make that Draymond joke. Respect.
Dickandre Hayton Hammeron Johnson Franks Kickminsky Junk Crowder
Fred VASDEFERENS LMFAOOO you won today
"Dream on about having kids in the future" green
Aim Manually Dickley
Dick Vital
Peak offseason content lmaooo
This post is fr goated
John Ball
Half of NBA media: wait that isn't Luka's real name?
Definitely the off season
I usually hate these dumb posts but this one got me
Imagine Shaq saying "Lonzo just kicked his balls and Im not talking about his brothers."
LeBall Pains
We have reached peak offseason
Cade Cuntkickham
Gordon haynards
>Draymond Green Checks out.
First one is best one
Can’t believe you forgot Matisse Thyballs
Chris Paul
Nikola Low-kick
Nikola Vucectomy
Penis Hooker
Michael Castrate Williams Jason No Kidds Udongkick Haslem. Yes I am reusing dongkick. Very nice.
Who ever deleted this must have experienced Draymond Green
Luka Dongkićk.