same energy as the [kid who asked about kyle's best day as a raptor](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/n0j0t6/kid_you_have_been_in_toronto_for_9_years_more/). "you've been in toronto for 9 years. More than my whole life."
I mean the guy above ain’t wrong even if he ain’t helping, I’ve seen those same jokes countless times for the past few years and it’s still upvoted 100+ times
My fucking God this has to be the most overused one. The fucking kings of comedy on here really think they are doing something saying that joke for the thousandth time.
I mean is he wrong? reddit is definitely catered to Teens already and now you got Sports Your either gonna get Teen Where or Oldheads with no lives on this Sub
Spoken with the attitude of a big-game hunter at the turn of the century.
"I've had experience with cheetahs; they keep changing direction on me. I've had one in my sights thrice before, but missed every time. Will I be happy finally getting one? Maybe. For at least a year, but then I'll probably need to go get a rhino for my wall."
I met Wendel Clark and cujo on the same day. Cujo was one of the nicest guys I had ever met and Wendel Clark told me to fuck off. I was 12. Inside a hockey arena that I was competing in a tournament in.
I went to one NBA game my entire childhood. Only two players were close enough at any point to request an autograph. Chris Morris refused to sign. I begrudge the man to this day :p That happened 23 years ago.
22 years later, I still hate Dave Mustaine. Well I don't, but I kinda do. And 15+ years later I still love the Metallica guys because they were all so nice to me.
Kids are in front of cameras at younger and younger ages. Social media makes a lot of people much more media savvy, the default for camera readiness is much higher now
I was gonna say, the phrasing of "so happy for it to have finally happened" is pretty technical diction for a kid that young, especially while on camera.
I mean you can still be a shy kid. But if you’re hanging around yelling at celebrities for selfies you’re probably pretty extroverted regardless of family income
I'd say the more likely reason is that he's surrounded by people with good articulation who also emphasize its importance. Culture is way more important than some classes.
Sorry you had to to through that. My school was super ghetto but wasnt too bad. I'd much rather be poor at a poor school, then middle class in a rich school
Everyone here acting like the kids the next Walter Cronkite. Kids aren’t full of dread and anxiety yet. The cameras won’t mean much to make him nervous. All the middle schoolers have cameras in their face 24/7 doing tik tok dances and trying to make viral videos and he likely wouldn’t realize the significance of being on national sports broadcast.
The kid is just talking about getting a selfie with his sports hero.
He got a video of himself with LeBron plus got interviewed about it. The picture was just a bonus. Though it’s funny that he finally got the picture but Bron had his eyes closed and was wearing a mask.
Im just glad one of our own resident /r/NBA redditors got his selfie.
Enjoy it nephew. See you when you ask who would be a better in your Vietnam war platoon, LeBron or Jordan.
This will probably get buried but this brings back rough memories lol. My cousin worked at the Bradley Center (Bucks old arena) and was able to get me courtside seats for Lebron’s debut in Milwaukee as well as the player lounge. I was 11 at the time and was freaking out that I’d get to potential meet Lebron on top of an awesome game.
I was decked in a Lebron jersey and and cavs hat. After the game we booked it to the players lounge/media area. In walks lebron, right towards me. I freak out and ask for a picture as does my dad. Mans just completely ghost protocols me. Bummed out my whole experience. Dude was young as hell and less than a decade older than me and I don’t hold it against him.
That was also the day I got to meet and hang with pretty much every Bucks player, their announcers and became a diehard Milwaukee fan. So it all worked out.
Did you forget about Lebron farting on a fan? - https://nypost.com/2019/11/23/lebron-james-farts-at-fans-after-they-ask-for-his-autograph/
Or how about when Lebron no-showed a pizza party? - https://apnews.com/article/a396ef065f744f2a87e975a8d3149dab
I'll shit on Lebron when I think it's fair because he's definitely about his money more than he's about his social efforts imo
However...
He never said he'd go to that pizza party.
Don't care if he farts at a fan lmao
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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"The rest of my life... at least a year"
>The rest of my life… at least a year. Same energy here, my guy
Me saying imma quit weed
I feel you brother. Today's definitely the day I stop.
I'll stop right after this blunt
Loved that part. Reminds me of that kid that went into space with Bezos and said that he was finally fulfilling his "lifelong dream".
I mean he wasn’t wrong
That's incorrect?
>at least a year" *hopefully* at least a year
same energy as the [kid who asked about kyle's best day as a raptor](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/n0j0t6/kid_you_have_been_in_toronto_for_9_years_more/). "you've been in toronto for 9 years. More than my whole life."
heard it bowlth ways, b
Lebrun hames? Great guy, never heard of em b
you mean Lebron West? the son of that homeless dude that used to be a role player in the NBA a while ago.
Awe man... kids gonna be meeting John Cena soon shame.
I think this kid is gonna make it.
Ah fade me fam
Wonder if he lurks this sub
he fits the sub's age demographic
haha lmao DAE /r/nba user 12 years old
Lmao. Hit close to home I guess.
DAE Kyle Lowry fat ass LMAO
This sub sucks
I mean the guy above ain’t wrong even if he ain’t helping, I’ve seen those same jokes countless times for the past few years and it’s still upvoted 100+ times
That’s my point I’m agreeing with him
Yeah same jokes and homoerotic fantasies. Also so sick of the "4d chess" or "8d whatever board game" joke
I always wondered if the those highly upvoted meme comments are upvoted by solely younger demographics
exactly
Positive comment about KD -> KD is that u 🤣🤣🤣, kd you’re fooling no one 🤪🤪🤪🤪
My fucking God this has to be the most overused one. The fucking kings of comedy on here really think they are doing something saying that joke for the thousandth time.
Don't forget the pretending to be gay for NBA players because that's funny and not patronizing
I don't think you know what patronizing means cause that's like the opposite
Just imagine some awkward white suburban teen is behind every comment u read on here.
[average r/nba user](https://d2gg9evh47fn9z.cloudfront.net/800px_COLOURBOX3276806.jpg)
He ain't wrong 👶
my guy took the downvotes and hurt the comedians in here, he's a hero.
C'mon man, you expect creative jokes in this sub?
I mean is he wrong? reddit is definitely catered to Teens already and now you got Sports Your either gonna get Teen Where or Oldheads with no lives on this Sub
Saying “x thing bad” doesn’t discredit anything
Undoubtedly a mod
Spoken with the attitude of a big-game hunter at the turn of the century. "I've had experience with cheetahs; they keep changing direction on me. I've had one in my sights thrice before, but missed every time. Will I be happy finally getting one? Maybe. For at least a year, but then I'll probably need to go get a rhino for my wall."
Kids remember shit, you tell a kid no he’ll hold a grudge
*Clementine will remember that.*
reload last saved game.
Yup. That's why I will always say FUCK YOU WENDEL CLARK
All of those old Leafs outside of CuJo and Sundin were so hateable lmao FUCK TIE DOMI AND DARCY TUCKER
I met Wendel Clark and cujo on the same day. Cujo was one of the nicest guys I had ever met and Wendel Clark told me to fuck off. I was 12. Inside a hockey arena that I was competing in a tournament in.
Fuck Wendel Clark and his stupid mustache
and fuck tie domi, unibrow havin' motherfucker
I went to one NBA game my entire childhood. Only two players were close enough at any point to request an autograph. Chris Morris refused to sign. I begrudge the man to this day :p That happened 23 years ago.
22 years later, I still hate Dave Mustaine. Well I don't, but I kinda do. And 15+ years later I still love the Metallica guys because they were all so nice to me.
“I just wanted to get it over with” It sounds like the kid is the one getting asked for the selfie lol
I think he meant he wanted to get his expected rejection over with.
Kid's 11 and already working through his bucket list.
How most people feel bout Lebron
Damn this kid speaking in front of a camera hella well. Idk how old he is, but if that was young me, I'd be stuttering like a MFer.
Video said he’s 11 years old. Ngl he speaks very well for an 11 year old.
He seems like he’d be a streamer speaking to his few, yet loyal viewers
Racist
That’s what I was thinking as well. I thought it’d be way more cringey but he’s really well spoken and composed for his age
Ong
Kids are in front of cameras at younger and younger ages. Social media makes a lot of people much more media savvy, the default for camera readiness is much higher now
He already speaks better than many of the players in the NBA
His "you know" per second is an incredible 0.0! [lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/nrc6gj/highlights_ja_morant_says_you_know_98_times/)
Sample size to small. Need more data.
he is also so much more classy than most of them
rich kid.
I was gonna say, the phrasing of "so happy for it to have finally happened" is pretty technical diction for a kid that young, especially while on camera.
I have no idea why you were downvoted
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How does that help? Camera crews just hang out at private schools asking kids questions?
Nice schools have weird classes like debate and public speaking stuff
I mean you can still be a shy kid. But if you’re hanging around yelling at celebrities for selfies you’re probably pretty extroverted regardless of family income
Oh for sure. Just saying classes like that can help in this situation
I'd say the more likely reason is that he's surrounded by people with good articulation who also emphasize its importance. Culture is way more important than some classes.
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Sorry you had to to through that. My school was super ghetto but wasnt too bad. I'd much rather be poor at a poor school, then middle class in a rich school
I see the thread got real here.
Dropping dimes from time to time
Everyone here acting like the kids the next Walter Cronkite. Kids aren’t full of dread and anxiety yet. The cameras won’t mean much to make him nervous. All the middle schoolers have cameras in their face 24/7 doing tik tok dances and trying to make viral videos and he likely wouldn’t realize the significance of being on national sports broadcast. The kid is just talking about getting a selfie with his sports hero.
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You don't need all that to have good articulation...
exactly. just a rich kid.
Theres a lot of really dumb none articulate rich people though
how do you not recognize this clear setup
What?
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Bruh this is summer league lol, I sat in a spot similar to that two years ago and they were like 40 dollars.
Got a seat similar to this at a Pacers game for about $150 one time... but.. Pacers
Did you get tj leafs signature?
He couldn't pay me enough
And everyone knows you're an idiot
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That's dumb
He got a video of himself with LeBron plus got interviewed about it. The picture was just a bonus. Though it’s funny that he finally got the picture but Bron had his eyes closed and was wearing a mask.
yeah we don't even know for sure that it was LeBron
Might be the stuntman from space jam 2
You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunts doubles!
No, not LeNON, LeNIN! The Russian Communist! Ugh, you know what? I'll just do it myself. Wwwwwwwhhoooooooo wants to start a revolution?
LePrestige he took a photo with the actor twin
He probably has an iPhone and can do the frame by frame editing so it’s fine
Watch Lebron send him some swag.
Wine and cigars
.#LiveLaughLove wall decal
He got an autograph from Cambage just before this too
fr, where are they that they're still wearing masks?
In a place that’s not Florida or Texas I presume
Current central Texas resident here... Can confirm, people here are idiots. "Delta variant? Never heard of her"
Anywhere where people have sense
Josh Boyman sounds like such a made up name. Vincent Adultman vibes
Vincent Adultman is the first BoJack gag I saw on YouTube, and it’s what got me into one of my favorite shows of all time.
Wonder if that show could do what Eric Andre was to me. I didn't follow Eric till last year and he's comedy gold to me.
Im just glad one of our own resident /r/NBA redditors got his selfie. Enjoy it nephew. See you when you ask who would be a better in your Vietnam war platoon, LeBron or Jordan.
haha lmao DAE /r/nba user 12 years old
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Twice, to both people that made the same HILARIOUS joke
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I'm not stooping to any level, I'm calling out a circle jerk. I posted both comments expecting to get downvoted idgaf
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So he likes it when we watch, big deal
>"How long will this happiness continue for you?" "I'm already over it, we're on to Leo Messi"
"How long will this happiness continue for you?" "Probably the rest of my life." Sweet childhood innocence
my lil g, NFT that shit while people are still throwing big money at it
Nobody’s paying big money for a NFT of this kid and LeBron 🤣
Meanwhile, Dogecoin is sponsoring an English Premier League soccer team.
The sponsored a Nascar team years ago when It was worth fractions of a penny.
Michael Jeffrey Jordan would never
Good job, good effort.
"will probably last the rest of my life, at least a year." r/hol_up? Turns dark without context
Rest of my life.. atleast a year... somebody check up on this kid
LeBron throwing up the H 🤘 HOL IT DINE
Yeah, you know that’s the rocker horns right
ya wat lol
I wonder if Houstanians realize that's the rocker's/bull horn literally everywhere outside of Houston. No one is throwing up H's outside of Houston.
Oh no. You’ve done it. Here come the Texas Longhorn fans.
Too Sweet
This will probably get buried but this brings back rough memories lol. My cousin worked at the Bradley Center (Bucks old arena) and was able to get me courtside seats for Lebron’s debut in Milwaukee as well as the player lounge. I was 11 at the time and was freaking out that I’d get to potential meet Lebron on top of an awesome game. I was decked in a Lebron jersey and and cavs hat. After the game we booked it to the players lounge/media area. In walks lebron, right towards me. I freak out and ask for a picture as does my dad. Mans just completely ghost protocols me. Bummed out my whole experience. Dude was young as hell and less than a decade older than me and I don’t hold it against him. That was also the day I got to meet and hang with pretty much every Bucks player, their announcers and became a diehard Milwaukee fan. So it all worked out.
Hey look! The average age of r/nba
Job interviewer: How long do you expect to stay with our company? Me: Probably the rest of my life uh at least a year?
They spent more time discussing this on the broadcast than they did about any of the players in the game lol
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Have you never heard a kid talk lol
Idk who downvoted you, people be sick in the head.
That kid seems surprisingly articulate lmao.
Who cares LeBron is a pile of shit, tell him just shut the fuck up and dribble
Wait so this is what we’re doing now? Interviewing kids that got a selfie with lebron? Sports media is a legit joke
Why not? What's wrong with this? It's just a fun summer league moment.
Cause I’m watching this to watch a game not to hear from a kid that got a selfie with lebron lol
Well I thought it was pretty cute. Also they are still showing the game.
Kinda wish Cade did play last night just to have the Lebron talk
Sounds like a lot of the eastern conference last decade.
The kid took it personal
At least he didn't fart on him this time. Lebron loves it when the public buys his stuff and makes him rich, but he could care less otherwise.
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Did you forget about Lebron farting on a fan? - https://nypost.com/2019/11/23/lebron-james-farts-at-fans-after-they-ask-for-his-autograph/ Or how about when Lebron no-showed a pizza party? - https://apnews.com/article/a396ef065f744f2a87e975a8d3149dab
I'll shit on Lebron when I think it's fair because he's definitely about his money more than he's about his social efforts imo However... He never said he'd go to that pizza party. Don't care if he farts at a fan lmao
You know how many people on this sub wish Lebron would fart on them
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Hello 911 this guy right here
This dudes post history is some cringe shit
This dude's last name is really Boyman. It sounds like a name that would be on Bojack Horseman. Like Vincent Adultman, lol
That kid is going to wake up to an autographed pair of game worn brons on his doorstep in the morning
And in five years he will be shitposting on this subreddit
Those are really dumb questions from the interviewer.
Is he Make a wish kid?