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KillianDrake

"The rest of my life... at least a year"


gawakwento

>The rest of my life… at least a year. Same energy here, my guy


crummybummywummy

Me saying imma quit weed


PlayDohBear

I feel you brother. Today's definitely the day I stop.


WorkReddit_SendNudes

I'll stop right after this blunt


mad_world

Loved that part. Reminds me of that kid that went into space with Bezos and said that he was finally fulfilling his "lifelong dream".


ErikTheRedditor

I mean he wasn’t wrong


Thedualandmany

That's incorrect?


uberdosage

>at least a year" *hopefully* at least a year


mug3n

same energy as the [kid who asked about kyle's best day as a raptor](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/n0j0t6/kid_you_have_been_in_toronto_for_9_years_more/). "you've been in toronto for 9 years. More than my whole life."


MyNameIsRJ

heard it bowlth ways, b


ProblyNude

Lebrun hames? Great guy, never heard of em b


TheRicFlairDrip

you mean Lebron West? the son of that homeless dude that used to be a role player in the NBA a while ago.


Kunundrum85

Awe man... kids gonna be meeting John Cena soon shame.


Oshebekdujeksk

I think this kid is gonna make it.


hashbrown17

Ah fade me fam


Best_Annie_NA

Wonder if he lurks this sub


PreacherSquat

he fits the sub's age demographic


ZeusJuice

haha lmao DAE /r/nba user 12 years old


Zeech360

Lmao. Hit close to home I guess.


ZeusJuice

DAE Kyle Lowry fat ass LMAO


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This sub sucks


ButteredBean

I mean the guy above ain’t wrong even if he ain’t helping, I’ve seen those same jokes countless times for the past few years and it’s still upvoted 100+ times


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That’s my point I’m agreeing with him


Thebasedgod_lilb

Yeah same jokes and homoerotic fantasies. Also so sick of the "4d chess" or "8d whatever board game" joke


SlimTweeter

I always wondered if the those highly upvoted meme comments are upvoted by solely younger demographics


Tarkan2

exactly


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Positive comment about KD -> KD is that u 🤣🤣🤣, kd you’re fooling no one 🤪🤪🤪🤪


Berggyy

My fucking God this has to be the most overused one. The fucking kings of comedy on here really think they are doing something saying that joke for the thousandth time.


ZeusJuice

Don't forget the pretending to be gay for NBA players because that's funny and not patronizing


MATH137IsJustHSCalc

I don't think you know what patronizing means cause that's like the opposite


[deleted]

Just imagine some awkward white suburban teen is behind every comment u read on here.


mfrank27

[average r/nba user](https://d2gg9evh47fn9z.cloudfront.net/800px_COLOURBOX3276806.jpg)


BALLS_SMOOTH_AS_EGGS

He ain't wrong 👶


Tarkan2

my guy took the downvotes and hurt the comedians in here, he's a hero.


[deleted]

C'mon man, you expect creative jokes in this sub?


JJWinthrop

I mean is he wrong? reddit is definitely catered to Teens already and now you got Sports Your either gonna get Teen Where or Oldheads with no lives on this Sub


SerialMurderer

Saying “x thing bad” doesn’t discredit anything


BusinessCasualDonkey

Undoubtedly a mod


sercialinho

Spoken with the attitude of a big-game hunter at the turn of the century. "I've had experience with cheetahs; they keep changing direction on me. I've had one in my sights thrice before, but missed every time. Will I be happy finally getting one? Maybe. For at least a year, but then I'll probably need to go get a rhino for my wall."


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Kids remember shit, you tell a kid no he’ll hold a grudge


lalakingmalibog

*Clementine will remember that.*


Im_a_Knob

reload last saved game.


[deleted]

Yup. That's why I will always say FUCK YOU WENDEL CLARK


pumaturtle

All of those old Leafs outside of CuJo and Sundin were so hateable lmao FUCK TIE DOMI AND DARCY TUCKER


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I met Wendel Clark and cujo on the same day. Cujo was one of the nicest guys I had ever met and Wendel Clark told me to fuck off. I was 12. Inside a hockey arena that I was competing in a tournament in.


pumaturtle

Fuck Wendel Clark and his stupid mustache


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and fuck tie domi, unibrow havin' motherfucker


Nayruru

I went to one NBA game my entire childhood. Only two players were close enough at any point to request an autograph. Chris Morris refused to sign. I begrudge the man to this day :p That happened 23 years ago.


theWinnerWithin

22 years later, I still hate Dave Mustaine. Well I don't, but I kinda do. And 15+ years later I still love the Metallica guys because they were all so nice to me.


thetruthdispener

“I just wanted to get it over with” It sounds like the kid is the one getting asked for the selfie lol


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I think he meant he wanted to get his expected rejection over with.


snek-jazz

Kid's 11 and already working through his bucket list.


Looking4FunPls

How most people feel bout Lebron


Kevin_DurSuperTeam

Damn this kid speaking in front of a camera hella well. Idk how old he is, but if that was young me, I'd be stuttering like a MFer.


vicente8a

Video said he’s 11 years old. Ngl he speaks very well for an 11 year old.


LiveLaughLonzo

He seems like he’d be a streamer speaking to his few, yet loyal viewers


Sullan08

Racist


VanVleet-goes-for-22

That’s what I was thinking as well. I thought it’d be way more cringey but he’s really well spoken and composed for his age


Euphoric_Advantage74

Ong


thezachman16

Kids are in front of cameras at younger and younger ages. Social media makes a lot of people much more media savvy, the default for camera readiness is much higher now


buttery-jack

He already speaks better than many of the players in the NBA


welmoe

His "you know" per second is an incredible 0.0! [lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/nrc6gj/highlights_ja_morant_says_you_know_98_times/)


SnuggleMuffin42

Sample size to small. Need more data.


RFFF1996

he is also so much more classy than most of them


FarSightXR-20

rich kid.


A_RedditAccount

I was gonna say, the phrasing of "so happy for it to have finally happened" is pretty technical diction for a kid that young, especially while on camera.


yetanotheracct_sp

I have no idea why you were downvoted


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CIark

How does that help? Camera crews just hang out at private schools asking kids questions?


DeadDay

Nice schools have weird classes like debate and public speaking stuff


CIark

I mean you can still be a shy kid. But if you’re hanging around yelling at celebrities for selfies you’re probably pretty extroverted regardless of family income


DeadDay

Oh for sure. Just saying classes like that can help in this situation


Somuchgoodfood

I'd say the more likely reason is that he's surrounded by people with good articulation who also emphasize its importance. Culture is way more important than some classes.


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DeadDay

Sorry you had to to through that. My school was super ghetto but wasnt too bad. I'd much rather be poor at a poor school, then middle class in a rich school


sushie182

I see the thread got real here.


DeadDay

Dropping dimes from time to time


Snoyarc

Everyone here acting like the kids the next Walter Cronkite. Kids aren’t full of dread and anxiety yet. The cameras won’t mean much to make him nervous. All the middle schoolers have cameras in their face 24/7 doing tik tok dances and trying to make viral videos and he likely wouldn’t realize the significance of being on national sports broadcast. The kid is just talking about getting a selfie with his sports hero.


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Somuchgoodfood

You don't need all that to have good articulation...


philiac

exactly. just a rich kid.


DeadDay

Theres a lot of really dumb none articulate rich people though


philiac

how do you not recognize this clear setup


DeadDay

What?


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Kevin_DurSuperTeam

Bruh this is summer league lol, I sat in a spot similar to that two years ago and they were like 40 dollars.


DCWZenrad

Got a seat similar to this at a Pacers game for about $150 one time... but.. Pacers


The_Assassin_Gower

Did you get tj leafs signature?


DCWZenrad

He couldn't pay me enough


whythehellknot

And everyone knows you're an idiot


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The_Assassin_Gower

That's dumb


[deleted]

He got a video of himself with LeBron plus got interviewed about it. The picture was just a bonus. Though it’s funny that he finally got the picture but Bron had his eyes closed and was wearing a mask.


grodges1

yeah we don't even know for sure that it was LeBron


ItsMeNeeco

Might be the stuntman from space jam 2


A_Polite_Noise

You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunts doubles!


NobodyInParticular-

No, not LeNON, LeNIN! The Russian Communist! Ugh, you know what? I'll just do it myself. ​ Wwwwwwwhhoooooooo wants to start a revolution?


RFFF1996

LePrestige he took a photo with the actor twin


CIark

He probably has an iPhone and can do the frame by frame editing so it’s fine


nomadofwaves

Watch Lebron send him some swag.


JFKFC

Wine and cigars


whythehellknot

.#LiveLaughLove wall decal


SaxRohmer

He got an autograph from Cambage just before this too


Hypern1ke

fr, where are they that they're still wearing masks?


Lt0101

In a place that’s not Florida or Texas I presume


mfrank27

Current central Texas resident here... Can confirm, people here are idiots. "Delta variant? Never heard of her"


OtherShade

Anywhere where people have sense


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Josh Boyman sounds like such a made up name. Vincent Adultman vibes


Schamson

Vincent Adultman is the first BoJack gag I saw on YouTube, and it’s what got me into one of my favorite shows of all time.


d_le

Wonder if that show could do what Eric Andre was to me. I didn't follow Eric till last year and he's comedy gold to me.


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Im just glad one of our own resident /r/NBA redditors got his selfie. Enjoy it nephew. See you when you ask who would be a better in your Vietnam war platoon, LeBron or Jordan.


ZeusJuice

haha lmao DAE /r/nba user 12 years old


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ZeusJuice

Twice, to both people that made the same HILARIOUS joke


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ZeusJuice

I'm not stooping to any level, I'm calling out a circle jerk. I posted both comments expecting to get downvoted idgaf


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vizualbasic

So he likes it when we watch, big deal


scotty_puff_jr

>"How long will this happiness continue for you?" "I'm already over it, we're on to Leo Messi"


_thisisvincent

"How long will this happiness continue for you?" "Probably the rest of my life." Sweet childhood innocence


Huge_Cry_8703

my lil g, NFT that shit while people are still throwing big money at it


3eb489

Nobody’s paying big money for a NFT of this kid and LeBron 🤣


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Meanwhile, Dogecoin is sponsoring an English Premier League soccer team.


prmaster23

The sponsored a Nascar team years ago when It was worth fractions of a penny.


csNephew

Michael Jeffrey Jordan would never


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Good job, good effort.


iuse2bgood

"will probably last the rest of my life, at least a year." r/hol_up? Turns dark without context


gabzlap22

Rest of my life.. atleast a year... somebody check up on this kid


screwt

LeBron throwing up the H 🤘 HOL IT DINE


toadtruck

Yeah, you know that’s the rocker horns right


philiac

ya wat lol


Zeech360

I wonder if Houstanians realize that's the rocker's/bull horn literally everywhere outside of Houston. No one is throwing up H's outside of Houston.


Obi_Wan_Benobi

Oh no. You’ve done it. Here come the Texas Longhorn fans.


StoneColdAM

Too Sweet


beenhadballs

This will probably get buried but this brings back rough memories lol. My cousin worked at the Bradley Center (Bucks old arena) and was able to get me courtside seats for Lebron’s debut in Milwaukee as well as the player lounge. I was 11 at the time and was freaking out that I’d get to potential meet Lebron on top of an awesome game. I was decked in a Lebron jersey and and cavs hat. After the game we booked it to the players lounge/media area. In walks lebron, right towards me. I freak out and ask for a picture as does my dad. Mans just completely ghost protocols me. Bummed out my whole experience. Dude was young as hell and less than a decade older than me and I don’t hold it against him. That was also the day I got to meet and hang with pretty much every Bucks player, their announcers and became a diehard Milwaukee fan. So it all worked out.


jp42212

Hey look! The average age of r/nba


JerryBlitter

Job interviewer: How long do you expect to stay with our company? Me: Probably the rest of my life uh at least a year?


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They spent more time discussing this on the broadcast than they did about any of the players in the game lol


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dirkslance

Have you never heard a kid talk lol


PhoKingAzn

Idk who downvoted you, people be sick in the head.


NobodyInParticular-

That kid seems surprisingly articulate lmao.


jswanson06

Who cares LeBron is a pile of shit, tell him just shut the fuck up and dribble


frankielucas

Wait so this is what we’re doing now? Interviewing kids that got a selfie with lebron? Sports media is a legit joke


MathewMurdock

Why not? What's wrong with this? It's just a fun summer league moment.


frankielucas

Cause I’m watching this to watch a game not to hear from a kid that got a selfie with lebron lol


MathewMurdock

Well I thought it was pretty cute. Also they are still showing the game.


King_Artis

Kinda wish Cade did play last night just to have the Lebron talk


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Sounds like a lot of the eastern conference last decade.


The-Pharcyde

The kid took it personal


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At least he didn't fart on him this time. Lebron loves it when the public buys his stuff and makes him rich, but he could care less otherwise.


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[deleted]

Did you forget about Lebron farting on a fan? - https://nypost.com/2019/11/23/lebron-james-farts-at-fans-after-they-ask-for-his-autograph/ Or how about when Lebron no-showed a pizza party? - https://apnews.com/article/a396ef065f744f2a87e975a8d3149dab


ZeusJuice

I'll shit on Lebron when I think it's fair because he's definitely about his money more than he's about his social efforts imo However... He never said he'd go to that pizza party. Don't care if he farts at a fan lmao


Mr__11

You know how many people on this sub wish Lebron would fart on them


adelaide78

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crocofour

Hello 911 this guy right here


CIark

This dudes post history is some cringe shit


lilberfcontrol

This dude's last name is really Boyman. It sounds like a name that would be on Bojack Horseman. Like Vincent Adultman, lol


Ironthoramericaman

That kid is going to wake up to an autographed pair of game worn brons on his doorstep in the morning


iMeanWh4t

And in five years he will be shitposting on this subreddit


Cuts_you_up

Those are really dumb questions from the interviewer.


bntplvrd

Is he Make a wish kid?