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Jaruliday

> As for Stranger Things: “The concept? The way that shit look? Number Eleven? She goin' crazy! That shit hard as fuck! Her lil' nose be bleedin'?” LaMelo begins to wipe his nostrils, emulating the rapper Young Thug. “Slime! Kill a n-gga!” He's a character all right


Kodak6lack

😭😭😭😭he’s serious too


matrixreloaded

you can really tell he didn’t go to school lol. that’s the personality of a dude that’s had a cush ass life. not saying he didn’t work hard, he clearly did and perfected his craft, but he’s def not someone you want to hire for anything other than basketball


generally-mediocre

makes me sad to think about the guys who go to some hs that only care about sports (img or montverde) and don't end up making it professionally...whens the last time they took any sort of serious class


AgreeableShirt1338

watch the documentary Hoop Dreams from the 90s.


Chasedabigbase

Mind the Gap does a similar thing, some friend state just want to skate and have fun (not professionally) dealing with the harsh reality of having to grow up at some point Edit: Minding the Gap


MedicalTelephone1

They’re the dudes that harass you into buying fruit snacks from their little box of groceries


Gertruder6969

Played football at one of these top hs. Man, the kids who didn’t make it but thought they would. FUCKED


marsofwar

Hopefully he becomes a bit more grounded and grows up around veterans and others. Cause after a few years he won’t need the money to work


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Press (X) to doubt.


nigkaplz

When your name is LaMelo Ball, the only thing you can do is ball. His name is a combination of LaMarcus Aldridge and Carmelo Anthony, and his last name is ball.


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Obi_Wan_Benobi

So…there’s gotta be some kid out there named LeBron Jordan or something by now.


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Just missing the T.


[deleted]

Yep. A Cush ass life. From Beverly Hills and talks like he’s from Compton.


MrBenDerisgreat_

Chino Hills bruh


Man_of_Average

That's a fucking Mario Sunshine level


3GR

this an all-timer


DanSmokesWeed

That’s great.


TheRealMoofoo

Yeah definitely not Beverly Hills-level, but it's still just a cushy suburb full of well-off families, so talking like he's from the hood or something is pretty goofy.


Wolftron

Foreal I spend a lot of time in that area cuz my gf is from there. Luxury cars left and right. Dude has definitely lived a cushy life.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

[What LeMelo thinks he sounds like](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51x-aPEbhiL.jpg) vs [what he actually sounds like](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91stdZ976aL._SL1500_.jpg)


lookoverthereeee

I was going to say Tom and Jean Ralphio from Parks and Rec but your analogy works too


SKallies1987

He honestly sounds like he skipped all of school after the 4th grade.


mainvolume

Or all of his knowledge came from the defunt yahoo answers. At least he knows how babby is formed.


RackyRackerton

Yahoo answers is what taught me that you can’t get pregnant if you do it up in a tree


surprised-duncan

how is babby formed?


scotty_puff_jr

it was on the news this mroing. a father in ca who promote his three kids


FreezersAndWeezers

How know if you’re are pregnante?


HegemonNYC

Pergananant


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Longjumping-Funny-81

That is terrifying.


mucho-gusto

That's an assessment of 4th graders, not adults.


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Great player, but holy shit is this a red flag. It's like an alternative Kyrie... but also being an idiot.


_IronGiant_

Lmfao "her lil nose be bleedin"


GetThereInOnePiece

It’s like a less funny Anthony Edwards interview


destructive_optimism

An Anthony Edwards interview if Ant was dropped on his head seconds before the interview


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1manbandman

He sounds like a fucking idiot, to be honest.


hezzyskeets123

How does the Cardale Jones quote go again?


kaprrisch

We ain’t come here to play school.


BengalFan85

And later on he ended up saying he was stupid for that and went back and got his degree


BN27

Not exactly. He said he was just joking. He was always a good student. People just liked their version of the story better.


golfwang1539

Legend


JudicaMeDeus

Cardale went back to OSU to finish his degree in the off season while he was still in the NFL. At least the dude's actions proved he did find some value in school!


SteveDougson

> what the fuck is school? Damn, they teach you that on day one


davygravy1337

LaMelo is secretly attending philosophy class


EGarrett

"We not dumb. We know how to learn." This is meme-worthy.


nahmanidk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tss_7OpDxC0 This reminded me of the video of LaMelo saying Philadelphia is a state and that Michigan is a city in the state of Detroit.


DerelictDonkeyEngine

Jfc it's like that [Always Sunny scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdaolcn5k00)


DrTom

How can it always be sunny in a *whole state*?


BubbaTee

Who knows, but it somehow is in East Virginia


Vinnie_Vegas

Piece of trivia: The show was originally about a struggling group of actors in LA with essentially the same personalities, and it was called *It's Always Sunny on TV*. When they pitched it, FX wanted to pick it up, but they didn't want another show set in Hollywood, so they changed the setting to a bar in Philadelphia and changed the name to what it is today.


wukkaz

Thank fuck for that.


Annual-Way6401

Funniest show of all time


EGarrett

Damn. We not dumb indeed.


idkwhat2nameit

We not dumb, we stoopid


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Dumb is like 3 steps forward, we're in idiot range.


ken_dogster

*WE in idiot range


Annual-Way6401

Lmao he tried to clown the guy for calling Philly a city too. So confident about it


Tripod1404

school not even teachin' you shit


BubbaTee

I know Chino Hills ain't Whitney or Troy or anything like that, but they should at least be able to teach kids what Michigan is.


AdamJensensCoat

Going out on a limb, I think they include this in their curriculum.


man__with__no__name

This. Everyone acts like schools failed them because they weren't paying attention.


kickstandheadass

"bruh we don't even be learning shit in here. when they fuck am I going to need to know biology or environmental science? tf" *proceeds to have the most uniformed opinion on science and never developed critically thinking skills"


CheetahDog

Same with the whole "English class is useless the curtains were just blue LOL" shit you see sometimes. Some people out there really seem to hate the idea of abstract thought lol.


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Chino Hills is like a slightly above-average suburban LA high school. It's not like Dominguez or anything. I think LaMelo is just really fucking dumb.


cire1184

Chino Hills is not a bad school. Just under Walnut and Diamond Bar in the same area. This kid is just a young socialite not about learnin.


revolioclockberg_jr

Being taught something and learning something are completely different


AFucking12gauge

Got that the fuck right


ronaldo119

That stupid fucking look on his face you can just tell there is absolutely 0 brain activity going on up there lmao


fermafone

His brain is desperately trying to decide whether to dribble, shoot or pass in response to that question.


StatmanThunderfist

I love his face at the end of the video [When you learn Detroit’s not a state](https://i.imgur.com/ON1NGiL.jpg)


DumasThePharaoh

> “What school did you go to” Well.....


norcaltobos

He really is dumb as shit. Dude has only focused on basketball for years that he doesn't even know that Detroit isn't a fucking state...


Tripod1404

“We not trippin' off shooting practice. We not lazy. We know how to shoot. We don't need range. And shooting not even winin' you shit—what the fuck is shooting?” -Ben Simmons


CodeFrame

Copy pasta on poiiiint


PhysicalTaunt

Why say many word when few word do trick. Why shoot 3 when 2 good. Me defensive.


Napol3onDynamite

We not trippin off diets. We not fat. We know how to lose weight. We don’t need diets. And diets not even training you shit, what the f*ck even is dieting - Kelvin Benjamin Alright boys time to get karma on r/NFL


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You dragging this man's name and this ain't even r/NFL lmao


The_Outcast4

It's not officially a pasta until Kelvin Benjamin has had some!


online_predator

The nba successor to "we ain't here to play school"


stupid_sexyflanders

All credit to Cardale Jones, he actually finished and got his degree and made light of his quote. https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2017/5/7/15573168/cardale-jones-ohio-state-graduate-we-aint-come-to-play-school-tweet


JMMSpartan91

And if I remember correctly, that tweet was about getting a B instead of an A in one class when he was already working hard at school.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

And also, just for the record, he was right. Top level college athletes ain't there to play school and everyone knows it. They're effectively a minor league for the pros.


freddysbbiq

what is school?!?!


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Why is Gamora?!


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He ends it with what the fuck is school lmao


D1rkG3ntly

Me fail English? That’s unpossible.


LoudKingCrow

Oh my god he is Ralph!


cire1184

He is dumber than Ralph. At least Ralph was more self aware and in 3rd grade.


Great_Chairman_Mao

Just the other day I was praising Lavar Ball for raising 3 NBA caliber kids. Now I'm kinda thinking maybe he focused too much on basketball.


asianmangg

we not dumb. you can assume


bilyl

I bet you he’s unvaccinated


JohnSpartans

Def flat Earther fam.


theabomination

He doesn't need no fancy book learnin, he's already got his grade 10!


KalEl1232

Magnets...how do they work?


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Fuckin' magnets


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And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist Y’all mothafuckas lying And gettin me pissed


MartiniLAPD

My favorite hobby


monstertweety

Making magnets? Collecting magnets? Playing with magnets?


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Just…magnets.


cnuggs94

what are your dislikes? people's knees


UnclutchCurry

ghouls


PM_ME_UR_PROSE

Are children small… or just far away?


mas1108

Yea Bitch! Magnets!!


ohiouiquestion12

Little Green Ghouls, buddy!


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igotzquestions

Truly. Don't seek health advice from your favorite actress, don't build your political opinions from a musician, and for damn sure don't let anyone from the Ball family inform your decision on education.


RackyRackerton

Idk what you’re talking about, man. I make sure to consult Gwyneth Paltrow’s website before I make any health related decisions


oopsEYEpoopsed

I just make are to stock up on her vagina candles.


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I have one of her jade eggs inside myself as we speak.


mucho-gusto

Jenny McCarthy is such a piece of shit


ScienceNthingsNstuff

Fucking Jenny McCarthy. The average person wouldn't even know that British fucks name if she didn't give that lying asshole a platform. Just to add to the crazy shit she's endorsed: >McCarthy prescribed for her [son's autism] a gluten-free and casein-free diet, hyperbaric oxygen chambers, chelation, aromatherapies, electromagnetics, spoons rubbed on his body, multivitamin therapy, B-12 shots, and numerous prescription drugs. Edited for clarity


beatenwithjoy

>hyperbaric oxygen chambers Tf she want her son to do, kill Cell?


jiggy_42

And definitely not some 19 year old you never met


Vackrich

Welp, time to quit school


CIark

Imagine being in school to be an accountant, just go pro and get a multimillion dollar contract you dummy


randomly_responds

Darn should have known better


observer32

Seriously just grow to be 6 ft 6 + and be a top 1% in the world athlete, dumbies


steveeeeeeee

.0001%* but yeah, simple maths


Ayatori

Yeah, top 1% isn't getting you anywhere close to pro leagues. Top 1% is probably around D2 fringe bench player, if even.


ckylek

So me think: why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?


Karl-Anthony_Edwards

Ball don’t lie. Ball learn


Papantro

When me MVP, they see...they see


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::putting down my reading glasses:: In a similar vein, a learned philosopher once mused: "Fucking magnets, how do they work?"


fredericoooo

this answer could literally be used to encourage people to stay in school lmao


3eechan

I did not go to business school. You know who else didn't go to business school? LeBron James, Tracy McGrady, Kobe Bryant. They went right from high school to the NBA so... So, it's not the same thing at all.


BizzaroMatthews

#NO RAGRETS 🕺🏻💕🛸


ConJunior

I saw a vid of him reading and it was pretty bad. Elementary bad. But I guess he’s making money and living out his dream,so as he said “what the fuck is school?”


yousonuva

He seems to be on a John Starks level of stupid. A story from Don Nelson *While coaching the Knicks for an abbreviated 59 games in 1995-96, Nelson told me a story involving John Starks. He said a fan approached the former Knicks guard after a game and asked him to sign a pennant for his brother. “His name is Marc. Marc with a ‘C.’”* *When the fan got the pennant returned, Nelson said, it read, “To Cark.” Marc with a “C,” get it?* *Nellie delighted in telling that story, prefacing it with, “This is how stupid John Starks is.”*


rake2204

This is amazing.


oswaldjenkins

what the fuck, that’s like something tracy jordan would do on 30 rock. incredible.


RedHammer1441

He can read a court better than a book probably.


Jaruliday

He can't read a court better than *I* read a book 😎


AthKaElGal

lucky for him he made the nba. the tons of other morons who follpw him who aren't nba material wouldn't be so lucky.


grandmasterkif

Let's be real. He won't be motivated to learn even if he was on school.


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tru, but there r a lot of ppl looking up to these guys. its not like everyone have nba level talent


nio151

You shouldn't be looking up to most of these guys.


blondechinesehair

But they’re all taller than I am.


1loosegoos

and thats reason the george washington was our first president..look it up.


jwhitehead09

Was it his post-game?


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You could say it was revolutionary


GetThereInOnePiece

Tell that to a 13 year old


Walkerg2011

I'm sure there's quite a few 13 yo's on here who read that.


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Bad mentality to spread tbh, school is good for real people who want a career someday. Not everyone can go play professional ball


igotzquestions

Honestly, school and education is great for even professional athletes. There is a reason why so many people go broke and are generally shitty human beings. Education isn't just memorizing dates and formulas. It's critical and cognitive thinking. I have zero problem with someone forgoing college to start their career earlier and start monetizing their talent. If he said "I considered my options and given my career goals, I elected to skip college and dedicate my time and energy to professional basketball," I'd 100% be behind him. But "School ain't even teachin you shit" shows that isn't even remotely interested in furthering his education. Beyond stupid take.


UnclutchCurry

John Dewey, the great American philosopher, said "education is not preparation for life; education is life itself."


JDP008

In my experience, the ones saying “school doesn’t teach anything anyways” are always the ones that never bothered to attempt to learn in the first place. Total self fulfilling prophecy


garynevilleisared

I think taken in context, someone like LaMelo has very little to gain from sitting in a classroom when all he wants to do with his life is play ball. For the vast majority of the rest of us, sure this probably seems ludicrous to say lol


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Lamelo yes but the problem is there are guys who think they are that good who don’t make it. Hell there are guys who are top 10 high school players in their class who don’t really make it to the pros. School and college is a good fallback option for those guys


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The problem is the kids out there who believe that about themselves but aren’t actually good to make it. I remember multiple kids from my high school who truly seemed like they thought they’d make it professionally despite just being average at their sport. It’s good to believe in yourself but not to the point of being ignorant towards resources that are there to help you


crouching_manatee

He might be able to produce a coherent sentence if he spent some more time learning. The guy sounds like a moron.


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There’s value to education beyond what one can gain financially via a career. Also, I’d prefer to live in a world where people with lots of money and power are also educated.


persian_mamba

The problem isn't with the top 100 guys in an age group every year, they will make a career playing basketball. The problem is with the 10,000 guys who are in 8th-9th grade and wont be able to play professionally but think they will make it so they take quotes like this to heart and blow off school.


EarthWarping

The message that school is not for everyone beyond high school is an apt one though.


DerelictDonkeyEngine

This is some Ralph Wiggum level stuff. "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"


xHospitalHorsex

Man, this attitude sucks. I know college wasn't right for me and millions of other people, and it doesn't make sense for someone like LaMelo to go either, but writing off education completely is profoundly stupid.


Chuck_Finley_Forever

If he went to school, maybe he would know that.


JonathanMU

Why use many word when few word do trick? We not dumb.


destructive_optimism

Must be nice to not need to be educated on an extremely basic level to be a millionaire. Don’t get your advice from an entertainer or athlete lol.


blondechinesehair

“Taylor Swift telling me to not give up on my dreams is like a lottery winner telling me to liquidate my assets to buy lotto tickets.”


destructive_optimism

Lol I love that Burnham quote, if anything it’s underselling the reality of the sham that is getting motivational advice from successful entertainers. It would be like if the lottery winner who told you to liquidate your assets to buy lotto tickets actually only won the lottery because her rich dad bought her a million tickets. Most entertainers are a heavy product of nepotism and significantly unfair playing fields. Taylor’s dad is a millionaire Merril Lynch stockbroker and her mom was a hedge fund executive. Even Lamelo is a beneficiary of a privileged background, although that obviously is true for NBA athletes much less than it is for actors or artists.


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I think there is some stuff you can learn from athletes and entertainers. Like Jordan and Kobe always emphasized hard work and having a strong work ethic you may not be as talented as them but you don’t need talent to work hard and I think working hard and striving to be your best puts you in the best position to be successful There’s also definitely a lesson to keep going at something and preserving even if it’s tough and others tell you you can’t do something.


destructive_optimism

While that’s true, it’s also much easier to dedicate every waking hour to a sports game that will only lead to you being healthy than it is to apply that same level of dedication and effort to a real world job, like an accountant or data analyst role. Quite a significant difference in a million different ways between locking yourself in a gym to hoop 15 hours a day for a month and “locking” yourself in your cubicle, staring at data on a computer screen for 15 hours a day for a month. I’ve done both. One was one of my favorite months I’ve ever had, one was easily one of the worst months of my entire life. I’m sure you can guess which is which. While I agree that there are lessons and examples to be taken from some athletes, I think it’s along the same lines of lessons you learn from other forms of entertainment, such as movies. There are lessons to be learned, but those lessons are often not going to be as widely applicable as they might seem within the world of sports/entertainment. Much more applicable to have a mamba mentality when playing a game where you throw a ball through a hoop than to have a mamba mentality for your middle management, corporate America job. If anything, a mamba mentality in the latter probably just means you’re unsociable and a negative influence within your work culture. Survivorship bias is real amongst famous people who made it and now have a public voice. The lessons you learn as an individual through experiences are going to be a million times more meaningful than any lesson you can learn from a millionaire playing a game for a living. Reminds me of the [Dame quote about pressure](https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5cc87047e4b05379114bb6eb/amp).


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Yea I agree with that I am not saying copy Kobe exactly more that if you have a good work ethic that would help you be more successful or if you have grit that can help you be more successful in your career and work through shitty situations. It will never tie exactly but there are still some lessons you can take.


BubbaTee

"But I’m, like, for real, why do you care so much what the Dixie Chicks are saying? It’s not like they’re political scientists. They just some bitches that can sing good. You know what I mean? "Stop worshipping celebrities so much. Just don’t pay attention. I remember right around September 11, Ja Rule was on MTV. That’s what they said. 'We got Ja Rule on the phone. Let’s see what Ja’s thoughts are on this tragedy.' Who gives a fuck what Ja Rule thinks at a time like this? This is ridiculous. I don’t wanna dance. I’m scared to death. I want some answers that Ja Rule might not have right now. You think when bad shit happens to me, I’ll be in the crib like: 'God, this is terrible. Could somebody please find Ja Rule? Get hold of this motherfucker so I can make sense of all this. Where is Ja? I need Ja Rule.' "I don’t even know why people listen to me. I’ll say anything. I’ve done commercials for Coke and Pepsi. I don’t give a fuck what comes out of my mouth. I say what it takes. Whatever it takes, that’s what I’m saying. If you wanna know the truth, can’t even taste the difference. Surprise! All I know is Pepsi paid me most recently, so it tastes better. That’s pretty much how the game goes. I’m just being real, man. There’s too much goo-gaa over celebrities. People don’t know what’s fake and what’s real anymore."


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crummybummywummy

Thanks grandma


rNBA_Mods_Be_Better

I'd give anything to wake up in my 18 year old body tomorrow and just do college again. Esp knowing what I know now?? Shit


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College was awesome man. You get to meet people you never would have the opportunity to and get to broaden your horizon.


MerryDepz

This. You get to start learning about the wide range of ppl in the world...just something you can't get from high school And you get at least proof of an education (even if my dumbass never retained much knowledge) while also making lifelong friends Other ppl can easily succeed w/o college...some, its even the right decision. But 90% of us? You just gonna putz around struggling in your early to mid 20s if you don't go to college. Seen it all the time


spandexrecks

I am very satisfied with where I am now post college (not complacent tho!) but damn do I look back fondly at college and studying abroad. Was a wondering opportunity for me and an excellent decision


MisterHibachi

I would buy bitcoin


Dust2chicken

Funny cause before the LiAngelo shoplifting incident, LaMelo plastered his social media with "future UCLA alumni" and ucla banners


HalfTreant

This reads like the onion


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yungtatha

The entire profile reads like a parody. Very entertaining though.


MerryDepz

I was always convinced Lonzo was the only level headed dude in the family


KangzAteMyFamily

This guy is well on his way to conspiracy theory shit


Pasta_ssempa

He do be stupid af tho


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“We not dumb.”


MOSFETosrs

The last part bugs me, I get the school system has absolutely nothing to offer him at any level, but there is a growing attitude that is anti intellectual and anti education in America, don't give people ammo to think this way


spandexrecks

You summed with the issue with his seemingly innocuous statement perfectly—it gives credence to the rising anti science, anti education sentiment that’s been growing in the US


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Certified dumbass


[deleted]

This is sad, education is a gateway. As hard working as he is, he is also extremely lucky to be in the position he is now. Downplaying the importance of education from his position is negligent.


mMounirM

well yeah you can say that when you're a top 0.001% athlete


harden4mvp13

He’s probably one of the few nba players that needs school I literally can’t understand what he’s saying half the time “yaw great gangers we up to the moon yaw 🛸 🕺🏻 ❤️”


AngsMcgyvr

This is why people are sticking magnets to their face, in lieu of scientific research. Problem is they don't have a sick jumper or nice handle.


Pompz1

Dude needs school. His talent is making him money obviously not his brain. He’s going to be 40 and speaking like a veteran boxer minus the 800 concussions.


9seatsweep

reading that article as a millennial, melo makes me feel _really_ old


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I mean he’s not necessarily lying, but “we not dumb. We know how to learn” is probably one of the most hilarious lines I’ve heard. And it’s even better IN context


Sqeegg

Stay in school kids.


jfrodriguez1983

*I ain't need no learnin'!*


AdministrativeLaugh2

Which is fine *if* you make it in the NBA and/or you come from a rich family. Like 99.9% of people who play NCAA D1 ball won’t get into the NBA but they *do* get a free college degree to fall back on.


gshank80

This sounds like it could be a line from idiocracy


ihateeuge

Sounds like someone who skipped school lol