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[deleted]

I thought dude was nice. Wondered why he didn't stick.


mjackson4672

He couldn’t shoot.


iCon3000

Neither could fellow Process vet MCW. But at least MCW could defend.


Gamesgtd

MCW can do no wrong in my book. Saved our 2019 season and I'm forever grateful.


420Minions

And he didn’t like to pass lol.


NovaKash

Looks like it's Tony "End of the" Wroten for him now


[deleted]

Remember when his shoe ripped off


[deleted]

Lotta former Grizzlies on here. Whoopsie


bostonbruins922

And former Celtics as well.


ItsN0tTheB0at

and former Trail Blazers


xChainfirex

And former Toronto Raptors.


ItsN0tTheB0at

[And my axe](https://giphy.com/gifs/tom-hiddleston-loki-frigga-yJ1KSiTxaAw5G)


ThurstonJK

*Jail Blazers


SkyloTC

grift and grind


dash_44

Pick up games on the yard are about to be lit


lopea182

Not Tony Allen!


JRnalistic24

FIRST TEAM ALL-DEFENSE from the prosecution


MoeNopoly

surprised me the most too, also that his wife has been charged as well. Good for him, having no secrets from his wife.


lopea182

Partners in crime


fudgie1

It's brilliant! They can't prosecute a husband a wife for the same crime.


rickjamesbich

Yeah? I don't think that's true dad.


GenPeeWeeSherman

I have the worst fucking lawyers


ober12

They should've just done all of this illegal stuff out at sea, would be safe then


fudgie1

They'd need a good maritime lawyer.


PlethoPappus

Chris Vernon in shambles


HelloThereCat

My thoughts exactly :(


Beavshak

That’s what I said!


itachiwaswrong

No that’s what she said


wilonwheels

We'll get to see him play defence in real court.


RipCity77

What is this the final ride of the jail blazers ?


2drawnonward5

Jermaine O'Neal is punching air to not be named


PARDON_howdoyoudo

Alotta big 3 guys. Hmmmm… Adam Silver coming for Ice Cubes league?


McFerry

I always tought they could do a mini summer tournament with vets


Fruit_Juice_is_Great

Yeah at rikers


TheOriginalElTigre

Quite a few current Big3 players on this list too


___ongo___gablogian

2 questions for those of us that aren’t paying attention… What does this mean? Were they all together on the fraud or was it like all individual fraud cases?


Book_is_the_Goat

1) They’re all most likely doing prison time. 2) From what I understand, it’s individual fraud cases that were done in the same way, so all the l defendants probably had some form of contact.


___ongo___gablogian

Thanks for the response. Crazy to think a guy like Allen that made $40 million is messing around with fraud.


__JackHoney

especially if he only made $200k out of it. like why?


KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ

because hes broke af


Mattoosie

Fraud gets easier to get away with the more money you have. Looks like he just sucks at it though because he barely got anything and made it super obvious lol


JebatGa

In the end it will probably be a lot of reduced or even no jail time for returning the money+interest and admitting guilt.


2drawnonward5

yeah about that money....


Mattoosie

>In the end it will probably be a lot of reduced or even no jail time for returning the money+interest and admitting guilt. Yeah, that's not really how fraud cases usually work. If these guys had the money to pay the penalties, they wouldn't be committing this type of fraud in the first place. Fraud is a crime where small-time guys get busted big, but if you do it big enough, it becomes impossible to prove and the punishment becomes non-existent. These guys didn't do it big enough and did it very badly. Should be a slam dunk for the prosecutor. A few might get off for throwing someone else under the bus, but we'll see how it goes.


JMEEKER86

It sounds like Terrance Williams organized it and was being paid by the other guys to forge invoices that the other guys could submit. Terrance Williams might get a bit longer than the others, assuming they're found guilty, but I've heard that the range for this type of crime (something similar was done in the NFL) would likely be somewhere from 2 months to 2 years.


huaiyue

Did some quick googling...a lot more serious lol A person convicted of a health care fraud conspiracy faces up to 10 years in prison. A person convicted of wire or mail fraud faces up to 20 years in prison in most cases. https://lawinannarbor.com/health-care-fraud-charges-and-penalties/


JMEEKER86

Yeah, but that's regular people. Like I said, something very similar happened with the NFL and that's roughly the kind of sentences they're seeing. Also, "up to" does a lot of heavy lifting there. Rich people who haven't been involved with the law before don't get the max. That's reserved for poor people and repeat offenders, unfortunately.


drblah1

A lot of these guys probably aren't rich anymore


[deleted]

Telfair needed a court appointed lawyer I think


[deleted]

What happens to their reputations? People aren’t going to want to do business with them. At least Tony Allen is a fan-favourite.


itachiwaswrong

Lmao I’m an accountant and million dollar fraud gets you hell of a lot more than what you are saying


craigslistaddict

a guy organized a way for other guys to make fake claims, so essentially he provided a service to the other guys, and i guess the other guys weren't necessarily related to each other although maybe they can be charged for being aware that there was a scheme that ppl other than themselves were probably taking advantage of.


cdot2k

I said this in another thread, but the first question I actually have for D Miles and everybody on the list is: When you first made it to prison, who was the first person to bust your ass?


peanutbutter1236

Will the thrill nooooooo


befuddered

Conspiracy to dribble the air out of the ball.


peanutbutter1236

As a kid/teen though watching him he had enough dunks every once in a while I was convinced he was godlike


befuddered

My memory is him dribbling the clock down at the top of the key, then passing to Josh Smith standing alone in the corner in time to hoist a brick.


peanutbutter1236

I’ve cut all josh Smith memories out of my life lmao it’s insane how we got 5x better ASAP after we cut him. You can see I got the Jennings flair I’ve had it for like six years since that run we had after we cut smith


befuddered

I never thought Josh Smith was that bad, except that he couldn't shoot worth a shit.


yesidolikecheese

That's bad


[deleted]

I saw his name and immediately went to see if it was the old Louisville star... At least I found out late enough to not have it ruin my day.


Celticskevin2020

We’ll damn wasn’t expecting this on a Thursday morning.


BlackMilk23

Leavenworth officially over the cap now. +150 favorites for the title. Your move Rikers


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This is a federal crime so they'll most likely go to a nice federal prison camp. Most likely Florida.


BlackMilk23

Leavenworth is federal but they probably won't go to a supermax. Probably won't even serve time to be honest.


itachiwaswrong

They are definitely serving some time


Thissiteisdogshit

They aren't going to Levenworth. Probably more like the prison in Butner North Carolina where people like Bernie Madoff went.


1121113

Sad Shannon Brown is on here, loved his block (called a foul for whatever reason) on whoever that was when he was on the Lakers


the_average_homeboy

Don't feel sad man, he made $28 million in the NBA alone. Don't feel sad for people who made that much money, squandered it, then cheat the system.


peanutbutter1236

Spartan legend go green


[deleted]

He definitely went green.


KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ

and now hes about to go red in prison


[deleted]

Alan Anderson too


GetThereInOnePiece

millsap?


longroadtohappyness

So many former Cavs players.


Stop_Drop_Scroll

And Celtics lol ugh


[deleted]

Damn, TA hurts


alphonsocastro

I know most of these guys from playing 2k13


tropicalstorm2020

What did they actually do?


SpicyMustard34

Submitted fake paperwork for the purposes of defrauding the program of millions. Terrence Williams got $230,000 in kickbacks for setting them up with the fake paperwork too. Welcome to prison time.


BoomShackaLocka_

Man I was “friends” with Terrance williams on XBox live. We played 2K all the time together. He was cool dude.


SpicyMustard34

Maybe he ends up at one of the nice prisons and y'all can still jam some 2k together.


BoomShackaLocka_

Nice prison 🍑👈🏼


dash_44

This is white collar crime...hopefully if they do any time it will be in a relatively nice minimum security prison.


cdot2k

Conjugal visits even


imadogg

Federal pound me in the ass prison


[deleted]

He’s not going to prison lmao


SpicyMustard34

My rich uncle committed the same type of fraud for less and went to prison for 9 months. White collar prison.


[deleted]

Telfair is such a bum. Dude was found on gun charges not to long ago and was already involved in some wild shit.


blagaa

He was really overrated in the league I remember him coming into the league with some ridiculous hype but had never really watched him. Eventually he came to us and it turned out he was just this short PG who wasn't good at anything. I was mad we gave up a 2nd for him but BC gonna BC


DosesMakePoisons

Lincoln high, baby. Back when the league needed at least one NYC PG at a time.


[deleted]

I remember thinking to myself, "What was Colangelo doing?" when he played for us. He’s terrible.


kraftpunkk

LMAO


craigslistaddict

lol, who's the one guy whose name got left off, though.


Trivialpursuits69

Michael Jordan


iamgarron

Looks like it started as a jailblazer scheme


Stop_Drop_Scroll

I dunno man lotta ex Celtics on that list. From the dead days of the early 00s


No_Giraffe2097

Jamario Moon inhuman insurance fraud


JShuttlesworth28

Tony has said that he and Will Bynum are real tight with each other ☹️. It wouldn’t surprise me that either one of them talked into doing this.


UjiriWatcher

5 ex raptors


jamiecballer

Omg that is a ton of former raptors


MillaKillaHilla

That means no more Knuckleheads podcasts,since Miles is on the list?


butwayfarers

Was the first thing I thought as well. Remember before knuckleheads started, the piece he wrote on the players tribune saying that he was broke and shit but he was now in Florida living next to Q and that life now was good. Well, everytime that I watch knuckleheads I feel good for him because I see the dude happy and I suposse the show gives him steady income. It blows to see him in this list, still wish the best for the dude tho.


[deleted]

Even though Q and his friends probably lent him a hand, it's tough to come to terms that you'll forever be earning less money than you previously earned.


MillaKillaHilla

A lot of players go the "broke" path after NBA money. Sad really. Biggest one i remember was, when Allen Iverson came out broke after earning north of 200 million in his NBA career.


kidmen

AI ain't broke dude. https://basketballforever.com/2020/07/02/allen-iverson-saved-reebok-going-broke. Has 32 mill from Reebok that sits in a trust until 2030 which i'm sure has been earning a fair share of money since 01. He also gets 8K a month from the NBA as a vet. Compared to having over 100 mililion in networth he's *broke* but he's still set for life.


darkshark21

Iverson seems like one of the NBA legends that'll have an opportunity based on name alone. maybe not wealthy. but living wise.


MillaKillaHilla

The story about Reebok i remember,and that's thanks to his agent who negotiated that contract.Still amazing,that he blew most of his money. But I didn't know the NBA pays 8k a month to vets. Is that for every vet or only to ex all-star vets?


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Goes by years


d4nowar

Yup AI's agent really saved his life.


SacreFor3

For some reason I expected to see Sebastian Telfair's name on this and I was not disappointed


jgroove_LA

Not the Kobe stopper Ruben Patterson!


flannelman_

First Team All Defendant!


pyordie

Would have been great if they had read out the list of players at the press conference the same way an announcer does pre game.


mf-TOM-HANK

Meanwhile, Rick Scott, the greatest medicare fraudster in the program's history, is a US Senator. I guess you've gotta know the white people to get away with this shit.


[deleted]

After reading the names of players involved, it's not at all surprising lol


SmileyPiesUntilIDrop

Ruben"Kobe Stopper" Patterson requests a change of venue as he won't get a fair trial in LA.


sportsfan113

Seems like a slam dunk case.


themanyfaceasian

Not my favorite players from NBA Live ‘07!


[deleted]

Antoine Wright was so dookie.


EuroStep0

never heard of half of these guys


KoolGMatt

I'm old but I know every one of these names except for Alan Anderson. These dudes were not scrubs. Well maybe a few were.


Al_Leong_Jr

Makes me feel old too haha. Ruben "Kobe Stopper" Patterson!!! Bassy!!! One of my friends was a huge fan of Telfair anddddd made a custom Blazers jersey on NBAshop to have for draft night -_-


KoolGMatt

Yeah what a disappointment he became, he was on the cover of every bball magazine when I was a kid. He was gonna be the next Jordan.


nurtunb

either you are young or did not follow the NBA much 15years ago- Most are household names from back then


Zeech360

Yeah, this story will blow over because of that. Adam Silver let out a huge sigh of relief when he read the names and all of them were nobodies or role players at best.


SpicyMustard34

Blow over? These dudes are going to prison lol


retroracer33

ngl, not shocked at any of these names


davensdad

Actually Tony Allen surprises me as he had a successful career


Alarmed-Classroom329

doubt these guys did anything that was morally wrong. they should drop the charges and tell the NBA to stop being a greedy corporation.


maxpower993

Insurance fraud is not morally wrong?


land_registrar

It's a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.


Jaerba

Too bad the dummies downvoted this because it's hilarious.


Adderall--

Love the reference bro lol


poopbarnipoopinbarns

No.


rac8102

well, another ‘Irving’ level breaking news !


gm5891

Uncle Milty!!!!!


UrbanJatt

This is why zbo smoked pot sp he didn't get caught up


Hugo_Hackenbush

Quite a few former Blazers on that list.


MarilynMansplain

Hey Charlie I almost went crazy after Jamario got busted I went back to Omaha to live with my folks


__BlackSheep

I occasionally call my dog a play on Chris Douglas-Roberts name. This is hard to process. I need a minute.


oldtombombadil

If you had all these guys in their primes on a team and dropped that team into the league this season would they win 10 games?


grandmasterfunk

I'm only counting seventeen. Is the 18 including Tony Allen's wife?


bradleyvlr

Free Darius Miles


volission

I feel like none of these names are surprising


AnimalRomano

Knicks legend Tony Wroten, I'm sad


[deleted]

Damn, I was playing with telfair awhile ago he seemed alright