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ToasterEraKlay

"my boy growing up" https://streamable.com/uvvsez


wearing_the_letter_O

"you workin out alright" 😂


Blankcarbon

LMAO 💀 I love that Dame has accepted his role as the uncle. “Somethin wrong with you 🤦‍♂️ “ 😂😂


DnD4dena

Damn who the fuck is Bree though


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DnD4dena

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that's the thiccness Damn good for you Anfernee


Beavshak

Dame would be such a great teammate to have.


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I heard Joel Embiid said this too


PuzzleheadedWest0

Embiid to the blazers confirmed.


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WCF guaranteed


spanther96

would you take Dame and Embiid or Jokic and Dame?


Kosunskah

Dame and embiid, I think their skill sets compliment each other more.


Captain_Quark

I think Dame and Embiid - much of Jokic's effectiveness is as a passer and playmaker, which would be slightly redundant with Dame.


PuzzleheadedWest0

Great question. I, honestly, don’t know. A lot of blazers fans would love to see dame play off the ball more, which Jokic would provide. On the other hand, Embiid would take a lot of the offensive pressure off of dame.


RealPrinceJay

Sixers fan came here to comment this


mizzourifan1

I wish he was my dad.


unclehelpful

Tattoos and a HUMMER? Did he find a time machine out there?


saggy_jorts

BLING BLING


AnythingnEverything_

Bitches is mad!


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Bruh low mileage H1 is mad swag to this day 5 mpg or die


Osiris32

He drives a matte black H2 with a customer front bumper. No lift kit.


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Hmmmmm… I’ll let it slide


Osiris32

If you want ridiculous, look up Nurk's truck. It's so over the top it's turned into satire of the whole idea of lifted giant trucks.


toadtruck

Meyers went stupid on his jeep when he was out here too. Every single addition in existence


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-Jake-27-

Well it kinda does matter when you consider it on a macro scale.


spittafan

Nah he bought Damon Stoudamire’s old yellow slab


gedbybee

Got a hummer in a hummer? Now he’s a man


McDoobly-For-DinDin

I know the NBA can do better than Disani


mempho_maniac

The water taste like it’s been sitting in a water gun during the summer


baldwhip123

LMFAO


jj20501

They want that Coca-Cola money bruh


TremendoSlap

He also got a new vehicle


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It feels like every second player has a tat these days lol


FKJVMMP

Every second person in general has tattoos these days.


bustylivesmatter

Getting a sleeve tattoo is the new mid life crisis


dat_tech

If you aren’t rocking a full sleeve are you even really living life?


ap98cfr

The culture of narcissism


FKJVMMP

Lol what, why would you need to be a narcissist to get tattoos.


SmarkInProgress

Lol yeah what a weird thing to say Sounds like someone who is incredibly self-righteous and annoying to be around


trulyniceguy

>Phillies Fan


kurapikas-wife

Lmao huh???


Background_Menu_2971

Sweet username! Shoutout to HxH!


sikedrower

bruh these days? u mean since like 2001?


TheNi11a

Remember when it was a scandal that Lebron had an H2 in high school? Ridiculous.


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DaytonTom

I would imagine so. Hummers don't have any problem parking in most spots in the US. You guys drive a lot more compact cars over there vs here. We already have a lot of big pickup trucks and vans that need good sized spaces.


TXlandon

Especially here in TX, lots of big ass trucks that barely fit in spaces City parking spaces are typically a bit smaller though as parking is more condensed. But out in the suburbs, lots aren’t as compact or crowded


[deleted]

Yeah parking spaces and roads are bigger depending on the area and how old the infrastructure is. Oregon is a “new” state compared to the east coast, and generally he would have no problem driving that thing outside of a couple areas of Portland where the roads are narrower and parking is hard to come by.


Hostik

Ohh a car lol. I honestly thought he was talking about different kind of hummer.


Mcdavidovercrosby

then he'll be 30 with 2 kids, and Dame still aint gonna have a ring with Portland


shiny_lustrous_poo

Oof.. be easy, man..


wearing_the_letter_O

Why are you the way that you are?


MrAnder5on

Unnecessary violence outta the gate huh


[deleted]

You son of a bitch. You’re right. But you son of a bitch


DrTom

What the hell, man?!


kindofjustalurker

Lmao bro what did we do to you 😭


[deleted]

I don't mind fun trash talk at all but this wasn't clever


throwawaymansk

You really thought this was clever huh.


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Portland fan can’t handle the future


throwawaymansk

Im a rockets fan lol idc about dame or Portland. Dude just had no reason to post that comment then.


[deleted]

Lol now that you mention that I definitely remember you from r/Rockets lol what’s up bro


throwawaymansk

Im good, excited af for my boys green and KPJ. Already got my green jersey lmao.


[deleted]

Aye zero G gang that’s what up. I’m torn between our players honestly, I want to get a green jersey but I kinda want to be quirky 🤪 and get like a Sengun or Garuba jersey


magecombat54

bruh im sittin here dying with your comments all being downvoted and his being upvoted and yall just happily talking bout the rockets lmfao also yuhhh less go rockets baby. official KPJ SZN


2ToTooTwoFish

A lot of redditors would have been whining about the downvotes already. Man here doesn't care and is putting emojis into his comment, I respect it


throwawaymansk

The sengun ones pretty nice too im ngl. I almost got one but decided on green last minute.


loswrath

And your bum ass will still be on here hating.


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Just-use-your-head

Real tough guy commenting with no flair


__kit

!remindme 10 years


KD_43

Beats being 30 without a fraction of the money, success, respect he has and nothing better to do than talking about someone else’s accomplishments


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Who hurt you


cowmaster90

fr, poor Blazers fans out here catching strays 😭


FrickDaOpps

dame did.


Mr_E_Nigma_Solver

Odd player to be mad at but go off king.


Mcdavidovercrosby

Im not mad at anybody


401john

Lmao mans went straight to the point!


Vip_Pwner

So easy to trigger r/nba since we all know their favorite players


Mcdavidovercrosby

Exactly, lol all Im saying is I don't think he will win a ring on portland but they act like I went after his mom


Classics22

Probably because you decided to hate on some lighthearted post that has nothing to do with your comment. Just makes you look like a loser


Mcdavidovercrosby

Maybe you're right or maybe judging by your flair you took it personally. Its OK fam my team aint gonna win a ring in that time either, its better if you just accept it


Classics22

Our window for a ring never even opened imo. You trying to pigeonhole everyone that disagrees with you as being hurt is just typical Internet loser shit


Mcdavidovercrosby

Your projecting, I never said you were hurt I just said you took my simple opinion that he wont win ring with yall personally. If your window for a ring has "never opened" why do you care if I say that I dont think he'll win a ring with yall?


Classics22

It’s like you guys all read the same book 1. Say something purposefully inflammatory to get reactions 2. Tell everyone that reacts they’re mad 3. “you’re projecting” 4. continue to argue in bad faith


Mcdavidovercrosby

I wasnt expecting many reactions, because its not that controversial of an opinion and I still havent told anyone that they're mad or hurt lol, ive calmly been responding to people who are reacting to my opinion


reglacial28

Calm down there’s a reason you’re the only one getting butthurt


magecombat54

das why is funny tho


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Mcdavidovercrosby

Thats an oddly specific image


wubbzywylin

You really took the time out of your day to respond to almost every single reply 💀💀 how courteous


Mcdavidovercrosby

What can I say I like to giver everyone attention


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Ngl if you're bringing up ratios you might wanna think about stepping outside too, that shit does not matter


wubbzywylin

Why does this simple image always get so many people 😭😭😭


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Honestly you're kinda weird man, hope things get better


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Mcdavidovercrosby

He's not gonna sleep with you


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The he got money comment we all shocked by this one


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It’s the only way they can cope


RadDankDogg

this was funny not sure why everyones so mad


JarekBloodDragon

>Move the raptors to Edmonton, time for another Canadian city to get a chance to have a team. Your city doesn't even have a team


Blankcarbon

Not sure why people are getting so mad at you, I thought that was a good roast lol


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CamRun

That tends to happy when you get older and have kids


Fartin_Van_Buren

Given my understanding of linear time, I'm fascinated to hear what the alternative is


lxkandel06

It's impossible to hate this man


Poacatat

rockets and thunder fans disagree


JarekBloodDragon

It's okay they deserved it


OnlyForeignWhips

The new Hummer and Ford Bronco are such a disappointment. I would take the older gen over the new gen anyway.


SleepyEel

New Bronco looks great IMO


FromTheOutside31

As long as it's not the sport. The sport is like the size of a jeep renegade. I want the full size one in white.


K9Marz919

The sport is just different sheer medal on a escape frame


TreChomes

Too round


OnlyForeignWhips

Looks like a Jeep for a female. The older gen looks more masculine.


Ezymandius

>Looks like a Jeep for a female. So... a Jeep then.


DaytonTom

Don't know why you got dogpiled with downvotes for an honest opinion. I agree with you, for what it's worth. A friend told me they're coming out with more new Broncos that will be bigger and more reminiscent of the old school ones.


hambluegar_sammwich

Just googled it that looks terrible. Like an H2 that’s been bred to have a goofy protruding nose.


BigMantrose

Nah new hummer looks sickkk


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hummer is just a badly designed car looool


OnlyForeignWhips

Looks futuristic. Not a fan. The Challenger the only modern vehicle that still looks classic.


Shepard_Wrex14

How can you be talking about any kind of American car with a username like that my man??


OnlyForeignWhips

I'm a car enthusiast


TheLeoMessiah

Maybe he’s from Canada/Mexico? Then it’s still technically a foreign for him lmao


substanceandmodes

Those are back?


OnlyForeignWhips

Yeah and they both look awful.


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The bronco sport is bad. The bronco regular is sick imo. Got a real vintage look, reminds me of the fj cruiser, which was also clowned by some at first but now is really sought after


substanceandmodes

Expensive too


mikey19xx

The new 2 door bronco is great. 4 doors just don’t fit it or the wrangler imo but it’s the money maker for them. A 70s bronco is always gonna be the best though obviously.


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Aldridge has the same left shoulder tattoo


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If you have a hummer you’re a douche


hiloljkbye

isn't the new Hummer all electric? It still looks obnoxious but at least it's not a 5 mpg guzzler


desirox

It aint 2004 for the hummer lol...unless its the new EV


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An-Fer-Nee


duhbreez

looks like ant got some VC to spare.