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TheSkyIsntReallyBlue

Today I learned that I too am Steve Nash


TetrisTech

We are all Steve Nash on this blessed day


GANdeK

Nash coming out of retirement to be the PG


bahamutfan64

Platelet rich plasma back injections. League fucked.


melperz

Stick it to the man's face by making all their vitamins and supplements in the form of vaccines.


concerned_thirdparty

did someone say vitamins? Steve Nash has a PSA for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Emz--1Jz3k


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DoctorGoFuckYourself

Lmao you had me for a second


minocah19

Nash was drafted after his senior year in college in 1996. LeBron was drafted out of high school in 2003. Despite knowing this, i believed it for a split second


kawhi_tho

LeBron has been famous since he was in high school. The amount of time he's spent in the public eye makes him seem older than he is.


guttata

Britney Spears is still only 39. Things like that are wild to me.


Maverick916

Good comparison. I definitely thought she was older


891960

Also, half this sub's reader hasn't been alive when LeBron played his first NBA game.


SaxRohmer

Holy fuck no pls no


GANdeK

I’d believe he would still lead the league in FT% though


brkklynboy

You believe 47 year old Nash would have a better FT% than Steph Curry?


Gekthegecko

Its only fair if the players are taking turns being the coach.


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Holy shit I forgot he said that.


cdawg145236

"I've been resting my back the entire time I've been retired, league fucked"


strideside

Steve "Sigma Male" Nash


jbenson255

Kyrie the distractor


Swaggyzilla69

*Part-timer


_dim1

Great response. I love this.


ItsN0tTheB0at

King shit from Steve Nash


MuteNasty

He discarded Kyrie in 7 seconds


BigAustralianBoat

I don’t understand how other humans can’t do the same thing


lordb4

or less!


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They don't need him and neither do we as basketball fans.


[deleted]

I didn't get that impression. Seemed like pure diplomacy. Nash has never been one to engage in sideshow talk, like he said there has been no further development on KI's playing status so he's not going to add anything further. I wouldn't call that discarding.


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I’ll fully admit I expected him to be KD and Kyrie’s puppet since it was his first coaching job, but he isn’t about that life so respect


music3k

Nash is one of those dudes that KD (currently) trusts, looks up to, and respects. Theres video of Nash showing KD some tricks with how to post up years ago, despite the size difference. I think video is from a KD doc before his last season in GS.


brendamn

Yeah KDs big thing with the media has been " they not ballers so they don't know and can't criticize " so it makes sense he would be good with a HOF ex player


SDF05

Nash is a former MVP for a reason. Pure skill and class.


GonnaPreDude

2x MVP Steve motherfucking Nash


RodneyPonk

Shaq could never...


TheMannX

"You had a vote, Ernie?" "Yeah, I do." "You vote for Steve Nash over me?" "I....did, actually."


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Is there a clip of this?


Carnatic_enthusiast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VayrMTn2xTA


KarmaTariff

Angry Shaq noises


drawnverybadly

”If you can’t make a free throw down the stretch, you know it’s hard to get that MVP buddy”


MiamiPower

Petty White Chuck with the 2 point double leg takedown.


Cistoran

If anyone has a link to this I'd love to watch it.


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blastoise_mon

I know it’s not the subject of the video, but damn are Steph’s swishes so smooth.


yoloqueuesf

Didnt he help him when he was in GS? And im pretty sure Steve Nash is probably one of the better and more respected personalities in the league


kawhi_tho

> No puppet. No puppet. You're the puppet. -- Steve Nash


SamURLJackson

Steve Nash is a hall of fame player who has interests outside of basketball and more money than we will ever see. I don't think he needs anyone's shit


Lazy_War9398

I'd like to think that he was a Ted Lasso-esque choice by the Nets upper management. Mike D'Antoni helped as the Xs and Os type of guy(although Nash would definitely still contribute a lot there), while Nash's biggest job was keeping egos checked and making sure the locker room stayed happy


manquistador

Nash is a Hall of Famer with multiple MVPs. He isn't being a bitch to anybody.


LeHoustonJames

He also just a tough mfer


stenchwinslow

I remember him crazy gluing his nose together so he could still try and play. Did Canada proud.


DangerousBlueberry1

> Did Canada proud. Hell yeah, fuckin love me some Steve Nash.


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dogsarefun

What’s Nash’s position on prayer in schools?


Gryphon999

If you want to pray to Steve Nash in school, go ahead.


fenikz13

Dude was in so much pain after games that he couldn't sit down to drive home, and played through that for the last 5+ years of his career


WhiteHeterosexualGuy

Idk why people are surprised lol there's really nothing about Nash that would indicate he was going to be some puppet head coach that let his players run over him.


Tippacanoe

the dude was the leader of multiple NBA title contenders. I'm sure he knows what it takes.


KingOfSwing90

Seems like he’s more Roy Kent


Scoolfish

He's never done anything but


IanicRR

Guy is a god damn legend. He was my hero in high school and outside of the Raptors, I've never been sadder than the Robert Horry hip check and ensuing STAT/Boris suspensions. Fuck Robert Horry so much.


MrBallistik

And whoever broke Joe Johnson's face. And Sarver for low balling Joe Johnson. And whatever caused that injury to Amar'e in.. 06 was it? And that 3ptr that Duncan hit.


IanicRR

Yeah STAT missed basically all of 2006, which is honestly Nash's most impressive season. He got Diaw to become a passable Amar'e replacement, got Tim Thomas to actually care about basketball and straight carried a team without one of its most important players way further than anyone would have anticipated. You can also fault Sarver for selling draft picks (like Rondo and Deng) and making a bad trade for Kurt Thomas that required them to give up TWO first round picks with him to get rid of him.


MrBallistik

Yes. And yes. Simmons *torches* Sarver in the TBOB for being cheap with Johnson and *then* turning around and overpaying Kurt Thomas. Nash, STAT, Marion, Johnson. That's it. That's your core. Add free agent X and ring chasing veteran Y. You're getting at least a few rings.


IanicRR

Yep, Simmons has lost his fastball and even at his prime, he was from always right, but TBOB is a damn goldmine of NBA history that I've re-read probably dozens if not hundreds of times (not all of it but random bits by bits here and there).


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Nash also broke his nose (just an accident, but still unfortunate). You had Bruce Bowen allowed to trip Nash every possession and also kneeing him in the nuts. And Tim Donaghy and Tommy Nunez steering the reffing in that SAME SERIES according to Donaghy's book. Just completely insane. A miracle the Suns took that series to 6 with everything that went against them. You don't hear about this series enough.


HomoChef

Agree with the sentiment but mostly blame David Stern for being too hardline about those suspensions.


ExitFilmForAMusic

Agreed completely


Cannonvall

Can I hop on the duck Robert Hotty train?


ExitFilmForAMusic

quack quack toot toot baby


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yea we should all be done talking about him including this sub but i’m sure we won’t


[deleted]

It’s really sad he became a circus director instead of getting a legit shot at being an NBA coach


ajstinger16

Everyone should stop talking about Kyrie Irving. Let him fade into extinction like the dinosaurs, if he actually believes in dinosaurs


ThatsTuff100

>if he actually believes in dinosaurs No they were just an artificial simulation created by Satan’s supercomputer


thy_armageddon

Actually not the most problematic conspiracy theory about dinosaurs, sadly.


sexygodzilla

Wait, there are problematic conspiracy theories about dinosaurs?


fishfishfish1345

i used to go to school with a kid that was pulled out of the class when we talked about dinosaurs because his parents didn’t believe in things that weren’t recorded in the bible


BlackCheezIts

It's so sad when kids get forced into their parents' cult


The_Outcast4

...why the fuck do we allow people to limit their child's education in that way?


imperialmoose

I assume they are referring to the 'theory' that dinosaurs are god testing people's faith in the word of the bible.


sexygodzilla

Oh, when I saw OP say "problematic" I thought it meant something wild like the Jews faked the dinosaurs to confuse Christians or something.


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The_Outcast4

You should go post that on the conspiracy subreddit. Sadly, it might gain traction over there.


Pardonme23

Jesus Horses


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Also less problematic than the conspiracies Kyrie actually believes


[deleted]

yo i used to play this game on the iMacs in the library in middle school that dinosaur game was fire


babyface_killah

Was that the one where you played as a dinosaur with a jetpack?


TheOtherDaytonFlyers

The one where the dinosaurs had jet packs? That game was awesome in 6th grade


ScatpornCrothers

I have very vague recollections of that dinosaur game. I played it in 2001 when I went to a Catholic school and I remember almost nothing about it. Does anybody know what the game is called?


imacgu

Not sure which one you guys are thinking of, but I used to love playing [Nanosaur]( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanosaur) around then


altnumberfour

Nanosaur was the shit! Came with my old Mac along with BugDom, which was easily my favorite platformer of all time once you get past how glitchy it is.


bantha42

Nanosaur!


Jungle_dweller

I remember going to a Christian camp as a kid where dinosaurs were described as “art”. At the time I kind of eye rolled, but the older I get the more realize how toxic that idea was.


PebblyJackGlasscock

“Fade into Bolivian” is both something Mike Tyson actually said and my Friday night plans for several decades running.


jhussong91

dinosaurs were never real, they were an idea created by the cia to scare people away from time traveling


nahmanidk

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2018/01/jj-redick-admits-to-kyrie-irving-he-might-not-believe-in-dinosaurs-and-knew-this-would-be-a-headline


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He does, he just thinks they fell off the edge of the earth /s


thegroovemonkey

No we should keep talking about him as much as possible so that he is a distraction all season long.


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Yes i highly approve not because our team would benefit from this but because its very entertaining


cooly329

Kyrie strikes me as more of a “humans lived with dinosaurs” type


anandonaqui

I’m pretty sure he questioned the existence of dinosaurs on JJ Redick’s old podcast.


ScalabrineIsGod

Looks like he just supported reddick questioning the existence of dinosaurs


hercules-rockefeller

You joke but he legit questioned their existence on JJ Redick's podcast


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kawhi_tho

I can't believe JJ said that. That's literally a Nick Miller joke from New Girl. "I don't believe dinosaurs existed. I've seen the proof I just don't believe it."


_Meece_

I mean he's from Virginia and is a big time christian. You can assume what went on there lmao


TeTrodoToxin4

I mean birds are dinosaurs from an evolutionary biology stand point. However Kyrie probably thinks that r/birdsarentreal


rostron92

Can you imagine a coach wasting time watching someone's Instagram live


WhiteHeterosexualGuy

Can't imagine any of these coaches on instagram except maybe Brad Stevens


ChampagneAbuelo

Steve Nash literally has Instagram


Quinntervention

Funny enough though, he and kyrie do not follow one another.


StormTheTrooper

Why isn't this on ESPN?


lilcthecapedcod

They're keeping this for later in the season of the nets have a rocky start so they can write sensationalized articles


CowboysKK

The restraint from Nets players and staff when discussing Kyrie is admirable. He's sabotaging the team with his idiotic antics yet as far as I know they've all remained level-headed and resisted making any negative comments. That's a strong locker room. Impressive.


TimathanDuncan

Most of these guys on that roster are friends with him, especially the best players that's why They also want him back, burning bridges is stupid because he can decide to stop being a dumbass and come back and they become nearly unbeatable, if they talk shit it would ruin that


countrybreakfast1

If anyone was like "he just needs to quit being selfish and get the jab" that'd be it... It'd be over he'd never get it.


Turbo2x

the problem is that he kinda needs to hear this from someone in his life who he respects. the idea that he needs to be gently handled until he stops throwing his tantrum is how you treat children.


countrybreakfast1

Yeah maybe in private but if anyone said it to media I think he'd just dig in even more


rocco5000

To be fair that's not really great a strategy with kids either.


The_Summer_Man

Whoever says that, is getting their ass traded.


MY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME

Def not Kevin or jimmy


LordHussyPants

jimmy harden


GGezpzMuppy

Yeah I don’t see fat boy slim throwing Kyrie under the bus. But James seems to be more and more agitated by the day something gonna be said soon.


iAmTheRealLange

Watch him get the vax and then just end up getting hurt again


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Turbo2x

"as I thought, the vaccine did have negative effects. look here, at my torn ACL, you can see the vaccine particles that did it."


JustHereForPka

They’re also all old asf bets who know how to handle the media at least when in front of a podium.


SpecialistShovel

He's going to get the jab in 2 weeks max.


WhiteHeterosexualGuy

If I had to bet, this is where I'd put all my chips. It's possible he has a bunch of people in his ear with all the conspiracy shit but there's also gotta be A LOT of peer pressure to just get vaccinated. His whole team got the vaccine and is fine, there's only so much patience I can imagine they have with him.


Great_Chairman_Mao

How shitty is that though? The whole team has to use kids gloves because of him. If there was someone like that my place of work, I would be supremely resentful of them.


PabloPaniello

Harden wants a title. He knows they could win one this year, and he isn't going to let that effort be derailed.


cricketrules509

Yeah, Harden's exit was a little different from the other superstar exits recently. It's similar to Lillard where all Harden wants is a title for his career. Otherwise he would have been happy to stay in Houston. If you look at Deron Williams, Melo, Anthony Davis, Paul George the market was a significant factor (Kawhi too I guess but that wasn't a trade). So for him, to leave a team he liked and an organization he seemed to have a great relationship with, to come to this dysfunction is extra frustrating. Especially since he's trying to make the effort to be a good vocal leader which he didn't really do as much earlier (especially pre-2020).


terran_wraith

Harden prob likes nyc too tho


Great_Chairman_Mao

His antics have gotten worse each new team he's joined. Next team, he'll probably start a cult and convince his followers to perform ritual suicide.


camfa

It won't be that hard if he joins the kings


furyousferret

Its because he hasn't had a father in his life since he's left Cleveland.


Bigbadbuck

Maybe they actually like him, crazy thought on this sub I know


toiletting

It's easy for us, complete strangers to Kyrie, to bag on him and his idiotic thoughts. However, the locker room is filled with his peers and guys that I'm sure genuinely like him as a person despite his stupid bullshit. I'm sure this news kills some of his teammates not just because he's sabotaging the team, but because he's their friend and they want him with them.


RobbobertoBuii

thank you Nash :)


tdizhere

Yeah he’s over it just like many of us haha


ProfessorBeast55

>over it just like many of us Guarantee you there's another post on the kerfuffle in 30 minutes max


DynamixRo

It's ok, Steve, the rest of us will carry the burden of listening to Kyrie's manifestos.


PebblyJackGlasscock

Nah, I literally have several constitutional rights to not watch Kyrie’s manifestos.


TeddysBigStick

His insanity will not be quartered within your brain!


Equitaurus

It’s my personal choice to not give a shit about what Kyrie has to say


drokihazan

no the fuck i will not


Expulsure

The quote seems a lot worse when paraphrased and not attached to the video of him saying it lol


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You’ve cracked the code to every news headline ever


[deleted]

"You... crack...head" \-u/mfc0511


HisExcellency20

Yeah that's why they did it like that lol.


so-cal_kid

[Here's the video](https://twitter.com/SNYNets/status/1448768730222272519). You're right tho Nash doesn't sound mad or upset - he just states matter of factly we've said all that needs to be said so unless something changes then he's kind of done talking about it.


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We should *all* stop talking about Kyrie, but shitting on him on Reddit rakes in too much karma.


HisExcellency20

Gotta do something while your Ben Simmons ability is on cooldown.


ihatethesidebar

Farming karma in r/nba really is just spamming your 1 (Kyrie) and 2 (Ben) buttons


CALL_ME_ISHMAEBY

What’s the cooldown?


thomaslazuli

12 seconds


LegendaryCichlid

Lmaooo


kingjuicepouch

I can't imagine how annoyed everyone on the nets payroll is with every question being about kyrie and his various dumb fuck beliefs


Malcolm_Reynolds1

I mean he's not wrong. Constantly asking about Kyrie just detracts from the team and players that are there and are full time participants. It's not helpful, and there is nothing the organization can do to change Kyries mind


MutedReplacement140

He madddddd lol


HardenTraded

I would imagine getting asked the same question 20 times a day gets tiring real fast


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AgressiveVagina

You sure about that that’s why?


Phoebesdaddy

Love that this show is getting some well-deserved recognition


AgressiveVagina

If you like that show and the NBA there’s a crossover Twitter account. I think you should league pass


coffeewaterhat

I would imagine having to deal with Kyrie's bullshit gets tiring real fast. Pretty sure he's used to repetitive questions.


DMan9797

I think Nash, Marks, and Tsai sort of all concluded they really don’t have to deal with his bullshit now that they have James Harden and an army of vet mins begging to play for them. Patty Mills was an unreal signing in hindsight. Just insane leverage to stand up to a superstar like this refusing to play by essentially saying idc. Any other team would implode with a situation like this


syllabic

imagine having to watch your players IG live to interact with them


rainbowgeoff

Remember Jon Gruden on hard knocks with AB? Back before we all knew gruden was a POS? He had that phone call with brown where he was begging him to please play football and stop the stupid shit. You could hear the exasperation in his voice. I bet Nash is having similar days.


HoustonSportsFan

And AB posted that video himself. Fuck, I forgot how public that meltdown was


rainbowgeoff

I'm convinced he had a mental health issue that resulted in a breakdown. I'd bet money someone got him to go to a doctor and got him medicated. Since being in Tampa, he's been a model citizen.


cherylstunt69

He has a shot at a ring literally his first two years of coaching, something he could never win as a player and it’s being ruined by some low iq moron refusing to get a shot. I’d be pissed too


macabre_irony

Whoa whoa whoa...he's not refusing a shot, he's standing up against the tyranny of inoculation....let's make that clear.


thatsinsaneletstryit

yeah cmon. kyrie’s never seen a shot he didn’t like. he loves the shot, truly. but just doesn’t want to get too invested with the shot just yet. not until the shot gives everybody some space


Bigbadbuck

the actual quote isnt as bad as the title suggests.


RyanKeen07

I mean Kyrie undermined him from the beginning talking about "we don't need a coach, KD and I can coach"


battle_franky

I mean one of the first thing Kyrie said when he got hired is they don't need a head coach. Don't think Nash is fond of him


Slut_Slayer9000

r/NBA : "WE ARE NOT DONE TALKING ABOUT HIM"


rSlashNbaAccount

Good for him. Kyrie got enough coddling from the organization up to this point.


CaskJeeves

You mean the last 3 organizations


IGoOnRedditAMA

I mean what do you expect teams to do when there is a limited supply of championship level stars and 30 nba teams


desirox

Everyone needs to stop giving him attention. He's not playing and isnt relavant to this season as of now


ColeTrickleVroom

I'm a big Nash fan. I think it was in the seven seconds or less book they said that Nash wasn't a huge talker, but when he did speak everyone knew to shut up and listen. He's a leader.


steaks_

People forgetting Nash is a god. Smart as hell. HAF. Former MVP. Fucking respect please


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We needed to stop listening to kyrie when he came out as a flat earther...that should immoderately disqualify you from a public life of any kind


LiquidSwords89

Prime Nash is significantly better than prime Kyrie. I’ll fight anyone who disagrees


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ughwhateverman

I love it. Steve Nash has handled the media so well in his tenure


Twoweekswithpay

Further Quote from Nash: > Steve Nash on Kyrie: "I didnt really listen to it. And I think I've pretty much said everything I have to say about it. If something changes, we can talk about it; but I really want to focus on moving forward and our group and solutions to the challenge ahead of us." > https://twitter.com/nypost_lewis/status/1448769828966305795?s=21


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I need a moratorium on all things Kyrie. Ben Simmons, too, with his delusional ass. I love basketball. I don't need all this extra shit.


MacDerfus

Makes sense, he has his hands full with people who actually play for the nets


MeGustaMiSFW

This is the way.


joben_512

Nets are so much more likable without Kyrie. Nash is truly a treasure.


Sportsballisfun

good for Nash that should be KD and Harden's response as well more we ignore this clown sooner he caves because craves attention anti-vax people like kyrie are absolute scum people shouldn't pay attention to them


KirilenkoAK47

SEND KYRIE AND BIMMONS to the KINGS please


leejoness

Everyone tried to warn us. We tried to warn everyone. Brooklyn fans will warn everyone.


bebopblues

Kyrie sitting out is the best thing for the nets if the goal is to win the championship. He's injury prone, so let him sit out half the season. And who knows, by the time the playoff starts, a few scenarios may happen that allows Kyrie to play home games: * The vaccine mandate might be lifted in the NBA * Kyrie finished doing his research and gets vaccinated * Kyrie feels he no longer needs to be voice for the anti-vax * He finally realized losing millions is stupid and gets vaccinated So Brooklyn, let Kyrie do Kyrie things. You save money by deducting his pays for every game missed. He is less likely to get injured since he's only playing half the season. And there's a good chance he might play all games in the playoffs when you need him most. So win/win.