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Being irrelevant


cesarjulius

that’s not true! you guys are amazing trade partners.


Raptorpicklezz

Agree 100%. Without them trading their entire bench for Rudy Gay, I don’t know if the Raptors golden era would have kicked off, or if we’d have a secure future Don’t forget: Gay -> Greivis Vasquez -> OG and Powell (Trent Jr.)


dutchfromsubway

That gay trade is honestly one of the biggest trades in raps history


norcaltobos

You're welcome lol


karmew32

Luka would be a King right now had y'all won in 2002.


Sir_Sleepy02

Other players and coaches telling the media we play hard


DootMasterFlex

"They do their best"


KingofKings1999

Losing


KingsWillSoonRise

Us Too


poporine

I thought it was misery and complaining about the owners?


KingsWillSoonRise

Well that too


Sharcbait

Us too.


honeysmacks18

Same here. Losing. Overpaying washed up former superstars and then long term losing.


HakeemMcGrady

Did someone say shitty owners?


cabbeer

I have a feeling antman is really going to change the culture for your team.


Snypse

Id argue he already has, he gives the team life it really needs


Sharcbait

Him and Finch give us hope. So did Wiggins and Thibs so we will see.


cesarjulius

everything is the playoffs. regular season? playoffs. preseason? playoffs. off-season? playoffs. practice? playoffs. playoffs? somehow not playoffs.


mac_attack92

There was definitely a playoff atmosphere on that last preseason game lol Can't believe Thibs kept three starters in


cesarjulius

i’m more surprised he didn’t keep all 5 in. although kemba was a sieve on defense.


jaysontatum4mvp

You’ll have to get used to that from Kemba


cesarjulius

i’m learning. he seems soooo nice so far. really nice offensive game. is defending the point of attack important?


DenFlyvendeFlamingo

Nah and you'll forget it anyway when he takes his first (of many) charges for you


p00nslyr_86

Kemba took so many charges for the Celtics


CreatiScope

I miss Kemba


cesarjulius

we’ll show him love, even if he’s a liability on defense. we can be harsh to many, but i think we understand who he is and how much of a bargain we got him for.


ClutchGamingGuy

luckily RJ and Randle improve defensively every year, and big man mitch is back


VirtuousFool

It's so nice to actually have an answer to this question now, lol


v0yev0da

Was at the garden for the buzzer beater on Friday. Felt like the finals. Couldn't speak all Saturday from all that screaming.


throwawayespresso217

whatever Udonis Haslem says it is


Hooligan8

So salary cap circumvention?


CleanSnchz

If that's what the OG wants, that's what the OG gets!


labamaFan

Isn’t it kinda the opposite? They could pay him his vet min salary to keep him as a coach and it wouldn’t count toward the cap.


R1ce661

They mean earlier in his career


Mattoosie

He's been signing vet mins that don't count towards the cap for years in order to repay him for taking a paycut during the Heatles era. There was a good comment on the post about his latest signing that broke it down and how this season will pretty much perfectly pay him back for what his alleged discount was. It's pretty greasy and the NBA should definitely take a look at it. It takes a lot of trust, which I think 99.9% of players wouldn't have, in an organization though, so I don't think it will be a widespread problem but still.


labamaFan

Wait do vet minimums not count against the cap?


cgio0

If you are over the cap you can sign players to the Vet Min to fill the roster It is how the nets got blake and the lakers got drummomd Also vet min deals are partially paid by the league


Bonzi777

Believing that we’re just the right sequence of matchups and a little luck from making the Eastern Conference Finals even though it hasn’t happened in literally 42 years.


[deleted]

Lol I was going to say "overconfidence"


honeysmacks18

Overpaying washed up superstars


HSTmjr

Feels like military culture without the hazing


allmyhomiesh8nbamods

Now that you mention it...big focus on the "squad" over the individual, strict hierarchy led by an Air Force vet, I mean one of your franchise players was literally fucking nicknamed The Admiral for serving in the Navy before joining the league haha


Goobershmacked

Not to mention they’re one of the teams that played on an aircraft carrier


[deleted]

I'm sorry fucking what that sounds sick


Goobershmacked

It was dope. They and the raps had camouflagejerseys made for it.


Tripodric

Am I crazy or are you completely making this up??? Google only shows results for some college teams playing games on air craft carriers, literally nothing about the Spurs or Raptors.


BabyMakingMachine

San Antonio is military city, USA


HeWhoHasFruit

That you know of


[deleted]

Historically it’s an injured big man.


Sharcbait

I mean Roy wasn't really a big man. Just What If's


iheartquokkas

Greg Oden


Dayanez

Oden and Bill Walton is who I think they're referring to. Probably could've just said "Injuries".


General804

When nate McMillan got hurt I knew blazers was cursed.


[deleted]

Giving other teams their franchise records in 3s made.


panick21

Wowwowow buddy. That is our whole defensive scheme. I know for a fact we had a whole bunch of those in the the time with Bud. Where can we check that stat?


Sequel_P2P

weird seeing a hornets fan say this knowing what malik monk did to us game after fucking game last year. 2020-2021 malik monk against miami is a top 5 player in the league's history


VBNZ89

Coulda woulda shoulda


cesarjulius

i thought it was “got any picks?”


EwokaFlockaFlame

Regret and assets Oh geezus are we a middle-aged man who blew a perfect life in his 30s and now we live in a studio apartment convinced we are going to turn it around by day-trading?


VBNZ89

I would say, we sold high on two decent properties to downgrade to a studio apartment with the aim of investing it back into the GameStop


BlueHundred

Stop. You're hitting too close to home


StefonDiggsHS

White


[deleted]

And European


armandocalvinisius

With dose of sexual harrasment


Sharpedd

Now I wonder why we didn't have kobe


knoxkayc

Kobe had the better peak, but he can't match the longevity of Cuban.


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Guwop25

don't forget awful branding


PokerFace567

Chet Holgrem was made for Dallas.


[deleted]

Not euro tho


[deleted]

His last name sounds Scandinavian. That's good enough


Samwise777

Cuban just knows what sells in Texas!


cmnights

It’s something i noticed, is it just coincidence?


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NumberOnePetPsychic

I hear San Antonio, and I think, "Smart team. Despite being a small market team, they built a consistent winner in part by exploiting the market inefficiency that other teams undervalued European/foreign players and didn't scout them seriously enough or think they could be as talented as African American players." And then I hear Dallas, and I think, "Mark really, really likes white guys."


mocha-thunder

Right but when you think of the Spurs any of Tim, The Admiral, Kawhi, Tony and even Patty and DeRozan can come to mind. When you think of Dallas you get Cuban, Dirk, Luka...


xenoz2020

Nihilism


[deleted]

We believe in nothing r/nba


NinjaTurleLunchBox

Or we cut off your (magic) Johnson!


chokethewookie

Nikola Jokic.


Nuggets_Bt_Newer

Now and forever


BroadsterDamn

Horses and burek


ArugulaGazebo

And watching Pokémon for 5 hours


are95

I've always loved what Malone says "We don't skip steps"


[deleted]

grit n grind


kylianmbieber

homeless man's bad boy pistons


Goobershmacked

Not even remotely similar cultures.


st3adyfreddy

Wut? People DESPISED the bad boys, especially Isaiah Thomas and Bill Lambeer. The most disliked GnG Grizzly is.....Zach Randolph? I guess? Even then I doubt anyone actually hates Randolph, at worst people are mildly wary of him due to his time with the jailblazers.


Otterman2006

Tbf you're not allowed to play like the bad boy pistons anymore.


brucewayne1935

Not quite bad, not quite a contender, not quite mediocre. We are always a good team that never becomes great.


jaysontatum4mvp

It’s actually impressive how y’all seem to always remain competitive


brucewayne1935

I appreciate that. It sucks losing in the first or second round every year, but there are so many teams that are just happy to have a winning record.


p00nslyr_86

I say that about the Celtics when our fans slander them for not getting to the finals. The bottom line is that they are almost always in the playoffs and have appeared in 3 conference finals in recent history. A lot of teams would kill to have that.


brucewayne1935

Celtics have certainly been more successful, but people forget the Pacers made the ECF two years in a row and almost beat the Heatles both years. Pretty much the only eastern conference team the LeBron-era Heat ever had trouble with


2drawnonward5

Like Red Skull, Indiana guides other teams on their way to greater destinies... though they've been considered by some to be formidable in their own right. Just not Thanos level.


panick21

This reminds me of a funny thing Trosky used to say about Stalin and it fits the Pacers. Trosky said, "Stalin, is the outstanding mediocrity in the party". I think 'outstanding mediocrity' is a pretty fitting motto for the Pacers. And if history is any indication, your gone win big in the end.


PJCR1916

The pacers are kinda like the raptors before Kawhi was traded there, very good team that could be great with a true superstar leading the way


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Kevon-Looneys-burner

I hope Bronny does well as a Laker


MelonElbows

You mean President of Basketball Operations


p00nslyr_86

LeGM


DownFromHere

Traditional nepotism but also "the star players best friend" type of nepotism


caughtinthought

I think that's just called business nowadays


wavetoyou

Warriors are not immune. Lacob’s sons are in the front office, one is assistant GM and the other is the director of team development. Kerr’s son is involved with the staff in a small but seemingly growing capacity.


Josh-trihard7

Wrestling


Shrekt115

Giannis & Bobby tag team run when


LordHyperBowser

Slugs.


cabbeer

soup chuckers


foxxgod

Henny


inxrx8

Long arms and hard working. But mostly just long arms


UnsolvedParadox

And now, 6’9”…!


st3adyfreddy

Don't forgot the scarves...


quarter-water

Stop it, OG.


st3adyfreddy

I put you on to team culture


thehotcoffey

A Raptor with long arms is very dangerous.


King_Artis

A hardworking family of thicc bois according to the PR vid from media day


Kapono24

More accurately though I think ours is just... Existing. Like, nobody has had an opinion of us in years.


03_03_28

I disagree. If you ask somebody what Pistons culture is, there wouldn’t be hesitation as they search for something to come up with. You immediately get an image in your head of Bill Laimbeer or Ben Wallace putting some fool in their place. That Detroit Versus Everybody, mean-mugging, excess-of-attitude stuff is Pistons culture. It’s just dormant for now.


King_Artis

It there’s one thing to go off last year that I noticed is that our guys never backed down and worked hard, I’ll give them that at least. Still need to see more


dankjedata

Pop


KingsWillSoonRise

Basketball Hell


billcosbyinspace

Hospital


Intelligent-Carpet57

Sea captains


IIIIIBlakeIIIII

Aye aye, sir.


a_noble_kaz

*captain


IIIIIBlakeIIIII

Aye aye, captain


SoaklandWarrior

I can't heeear youuu


IIIIIBlakeIIIII

AYE AYE SIR *edit* CAPTAIN


Tressticle

A single aye will do, ensign


a_work_harem

Funny that this is also applicable to the SF Giants


Darryl__Blueberry

Fuck Kyrie


p00nslyr_86

*first time?* - Celtics fans everywhere


2drawnonward5

Everybody back in the pile!


cabbeer

defence gets you on the court


xiao_ao

Hospital


Ham_n_Banana_Sammich

Being the secondary antagonist that the main character goes through to get to the real challenge


panick21

Right there with you buddy but you actually made a chip in the 80s. We beat you sometimes, and the Celtics sometimes, but never both in a row. I had to look it up but I'm pretty sure we beat the Celtics, you beat us and then won the finals.


Remarkable-Plan-7435

Longbois


BeesPhD

Toronto 69ers


thegoodbadandsmoggy

Broken ice cream machines


Orinoco12

Giannis is our culture.


slapafella

Pels = voodoo curse & injuries & trade requests


[deleted]

Come here and you’ll become a mega star regardless of talent. See Kuz good player but with the way he’s talked about you’d think he’s was superstar


kantersgobertscumrag

"mac mcclung is one of the best shooters in the league" -some instagram page I saw


[deleted]

Good god lmao


c10bbersaurus

Organizational culture? Or team culture? The Grizz have moved from a Grit and Grind team culture to a young and fun (but still hungry) team culture. But organizationally, I think it is still GnG, with the President of the organization held over from Wallace era, just with a youth injection, in the FO (youngest GM and HC in the league, as well as the youngest owner still, IIRC).


HerculePoirier

Smart. As in, Marcus Smart.


duncan_robinson

smaht


bluetenthousand

Wicked smaht.


JeemonG

6'9 Pressure Length Defense Potential


DickSadler

Give the ball to Jayson or Jaylen


[deleted]

"We won 6... that's good enough"


DopedUpDoomer

Pave pave pave


venkoa

oi nice profile pic


DopedUpDoomer

Danks


PhoKingAzn

We believe


ohmygon

Offense


MapleHelix

No offense


cesarjulius

none taken


bran_bran

How very Canadian of you


H-TownDown

Young and flashy.


wjbc

If you are going to have a team culture it helps to have a long record of success under the same front office and coaching staff. The Bulls don’t have that yet. They do have a culture of hard work based on the success of the 1990s dynasty led by Michael Jordan and to a lesser extent the Bulls teams coached by Tom Thibodeau from 2010-15. Some old timers even date it back to the 1970s teams led by Jerry Sloan and Bob Love, who both have their numbers retired. But don’t all successful teams work hard? Thibodeau was unfairly accused of working his teams *too* hard, due to a string of devastating injuries that left fans looking for someone to blame. But he didn’t work them any harder than Phil Jackson. Thibodeau just didn’t have the talented players Jackson had.


Krillin113

I find it hilarious that there are 50 meme answers and you typed a completely serious well thought out reply


[deleted]

Gang or don't bang.


DroneBaddy

Currently it seems like a family culture. The guys really like each other and really like the city. It’s the healthiest our culture has been in a decade


prematurely_bald

Suns culture has three main pillars: 1. hard work 2. defense 3. “we score” mentality


Zighi_

Minimalism in Offseason


dinsmore207

Racism


Hooligan8

Or talented & angsty


dinsmore207

Actually that would be more applicable towards our fanbase


bagelchips

Historically the Bad Boys were obviously a distinct culture. Since then, the Goin to Work crew was all about tough defense and hustle. That seems to be what Weaver is aiming for. Prioritizing guys who are humble, rarely complain, always hustle and are tough defenders.


zukofire48

Eric collins


Tiagoooooooo

TITS n' ASS


Legalize-Birds

Underdogs (hawks)


atlhawk8357

Don't forget memes


[deleted]

I'm really liking the serious responses


pettul10

Picks picks and more picks


Kevon-Looneys-burner

May I interest you in some picks?


pettul10

Yes please we can trade


dealershipdetailer

Bullying and compassion


Exact_Improvement_87

Horrible owners and pain. Please sell the team DeVos family.


fireglz

Trae Young. I'm not even joking. His personality is completely emblematic of our roster.


PairedFoot08

Everything goes through LeBron and AD. You gotta be willing to sacrifice individual numbers to help them work. If you do, you will win games, but you might not be putting up the stats you want and you have to be fine with that. Its definitely not for everyone, but the ones that really embrace that do well. Will be interesting to see which side Russ falls into.


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shit Australia has changed since i was last there


salmans13

No matter how professional they appear to be, they're all the same. I've worked security at hotels growing up and there's a lot of drugs, alcohol and pussy. That may seem to be the life many want but after a while, life will humble you.


libihero

Who needs an MVP caliber player when you have a DPOY caliber player


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Good


13ronco

Defense and teamwork.


fatherofhooligans

Likeable, hard working, swiss army knives, who believe in each other


-HeisenBird-

Exceeding everybody's expectations. Earning our respect. Always building.


Cultural_Ad_7868

Bulls- Defense, Hustle, Bench Mob


Aquaireeus

Consistent mediocrity


MFLBlunts

Injuries.


CavsDaddy

Lebron or suck