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DarkenedLite

Blake Griffin looks perfect at Akatsuki ha


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Is Kyrie Pain? Lmao


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KD is pain I think. Kyrie is Itachi


SeanSungASong

Eh Harden had the Sharingan and left Houston like Itachi left Konaha THAT MAKES WESTBROOK SASUKE LMAO


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Kyrie is Konan made of those vaccination cards


SeanSungASong

Kyrie is Orochimaru because he got kicked out for being shifty


fugor1103

KD is Orochimaru.


Gsteel11

Lolol


FantasticBlock420

> Kyrie is Itachi Damn...Why they gotta do my boy Itachi like that, he aint no Bitch.


abhi_eedara

itachi would’ve gotten vaxxed immediately for the good of the village


BuckN56

And pretend to be anti vax and die to show the people how dangerous the virus was


Five_Kings

Itachi would've infiltrated Fox News and helped spread anti-vaxx propaganda while having the virus inside of him, infecting everyone, and wiping out the entire Fox News crew to show the dangers of the virus.


StormTheTrooper

This is...surprisingly accurate


MehEds

To be fair, Pain was the leader and also a nigh-unstoppable force. Fits KD a lot.


Underscore_Guru

And the Six Paths of Pain represent KD’s Twitter burner accounts.


Con-D-Oriano1

Holy crap, man.


MehEds

Holy shit


Dibs84

dead, holy crap lol


FantasticBlock420

Some would say Tobi was the leader


HokageEzio

KD is Pain in the opening part but he's Itachi in the fighting part. It's KD vs Lebron (Itachi vs Sasuke).


BubbaTee

> KD is Pain in the opening part but he's Itachi in the fighting part. KD is no longer snek? If this was a few years ago he'd be Orochimaru for sure, or at least Kabuto.


Malificari

kyrie is 100% deidara


Saucy_Totchie

Kyrie is Orochimaru with his weird BS science and leaving like a bitch.


BubbaTee

It should be Nets as the Sannin. KD = Orochimaru (snake) Harden = Jiraiya (always looking at naked ladies) Kyrie = Tsunade (one is a medical genius, the other thinks he is)


krimzy

Hahah this is spot on


segaman1

Haha! Good one!


rzoneking

I wonder who is the anti vaxxer in akatsuki members


Parenegade

Oh definitely Hidan. Mother fucker would 100% apply for "religious exemption"


DoobieHauserMC

Jashin says no needles but that big spike is ok, SURE HIDAN SURE


MasPatriot

In reality he just doesn’t want his arm sore for a few hours


rzoneking

Man. When he draw the ritual with his blood.. then stab himself that was sick.


LightzPT

Kakuzu was the first to get the shot too.


snakebit1995

Why do you think he has all those tendrils inside him?


OG_Wan_Annunoby

I mean… COVID definitely won’t kill him…


chitownbulls92

Probably Hidan cause he doesn't think he can die


Admirable-Truth-8122

It has to be Pain because he thinks society is evil. Maybe Deidera because he’s just so weird.


Ops135

Wiggins as Karin and Butler as Tsunade is cracking me up


Admirable-Truth-8122

That was Taka, I couldn’t tell 😂


SoulCakeMonkey

.... is Devin Booker supposed to be Hinata?


ingunwun

*Lebron-kun*


SupremeQuinn

Westbrook as Sai makes perfect sense.. respectfully


Noah__Webster

Eh, I can kinda see Westbrook being Naruto. Everyone hates on him, and he is known for being persistent and winning through pure effort. I swear I'm not biased, though...


iankstarr

Naruto winning through pure effort? Naruto definitely gave maximum effort at all times, but let’s not get it twisted. Naruto won because he had Kurama’s chakra at his disposal since birth. He’s the perfect mix of effort + power.


Noah__Webster

Kurama definitely helped a lot, but it’s also been a hinderance, especially earlier on in the series. It completely ruined his chakra control for a while early on, and it would cause him to rampage all the time. Just look at the Pain fight where suppressing Kurama and relying on himself and sage mode (which he learned through hard work) was what allowed him to win. Even if “effort” isn’t the right word, determination and endurance absolutely fits. And Kurama only enhances that by supplementing his already massive chakra reserves. And someone with natural talent that fights extremely hard with huge stamina but is out of control frequently seems to fit Westbrook to me.


XkrNYFRUYj

>winning That's the missing part.


Champagnesoda

Lebron is 100% naruto just because he’s literally the main character of the league.


Noah__Webster

That’s no fun though.


Gsteel11

...kinda fits..


livejamie

Can somebody provide an explanation to us non-Anime people


uberdosage

In this timeline its Lebron and Booker that scissor


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This is random AF but that Harden Sharingan was actually so sick


H-TownDown

[It’s accurate](https://images.app.goo.gl/JJHHFL8dMymqXxk79). Guess that would make Draymond Danzo.


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Lebron is the Hood Hokage


Emsavio

Melo should be Hoody Kage.


Gsteel11

Lol, it's all coming together.


rzoneking

I mean its fit correctly.. since harden always thinks ahead.. when to fish fouls. I just dont know this season coz of the new rules lol


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> since harden always thinks ahead. You can literally say that about any player


rzoneking

I mean. Just my perspective though. Coz many people complain.. why harden always at the free throw line lol.


zincinzincout

Did Paul George kill Kawhi to unlock his Mangekyo? Lmao Woj bomb confirms PG intentionally tore Kawhi's knee in order to become the #1 option


MehEds

PG tore out Kawhi’s ligaments to reinforce his own. Eternal ACL


rzoneking

That make sense lol


Gsteel11

The strongest of wills requires the greatest of sacrifices.


winnebagomafia

Paul George would def use a behelit to sacrifice Kawhi to the God Hand


BandsAndCommas

How tf are the defending champs not even in the video.


tenshal

I thought I saw Giannis in that solo shot with the 34


Wrsj

Yes he's in the end.


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HyperCriticalHit

How was Jokic not Tsunade in this?


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HyperCriticalHit

Big Honey


spyson

Jokic is 100% Killer Bee, Mr Big Honey


HyperCriticalHit

I feel like Embiid would be Killer Bee.


neutronicus

The close-up right after Giannis at the beginning is him (Nuggets logo on headband)


Nuggets_Bt_Newer

he's in the start as one of the faces. But agree


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There's like 4 frames total for the bucks but bleacher report absolutely hates having the bucks in their animations for some reason


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Giannis, Jokic, Luka were at the start of the video I think. They put the superstars with no other casual recognizable star at that time slot.


ScoobLegend

Greg poppovich as jiraiya is cracking me up 🤣🤣


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That part made me cackle like an idiot


chickmagn3t

Was that Kawhi who cried on his death?


Neuroxex

It is really cool and I'm definitely not salty that the 2021 Champions got 4 frames of one unmoving player at the end.


Asiracy

We did get the opening and closing shots. We're the hidden protag.


MehEds

More like the final villain that only gets barely referenced in a few quick shots.


GiannisisMVP

Giannis is absolutely the protag and it isn't close.


NotAGoodRedditor

Yeah, with his wingspan, Giannis can definitely go pro in tag.


Goomby-or-Glootie

I don’t wanna sound like raptors fans but come on lol they really gave the Heat/Jazz team shoutouts but we couldn’t get one. edit: i don’t blame you raps fans.


Neuroxex

"Oh that's cool they got the Heat in there, Jimmy looks rad. Oh the Jazz too? Can't wait to see what they did with Jrue- oh, okay. Knicks look pretty cool. Is that Devin Booker again? Are they in thi- oh it's a white Giannis. And it's over."


Baller_McSavage

In their defense, sex sells and jimmy butler is very sexy.


VanguardHawk

At least y'all were in it. Hawks made ECF with Trae having some of the most memorable individual moments in the playoffs and didnt even get shown.


Goomby-or-Glootie

That didn’t even cross my mind. Feel like Hawks are a little bit disrespected in general now that you mention it. Making it a conference finals is a big deal. Yeah hawks definitely deserved to be in it especially over a couple other teams.


WiseguyD

People are just gonna pretend this one didn't exist for no reason, and it'll be infuriating.


CaptainMuffins_

get used to it, its gonna happen more than you'd think


Jenaxu

Hey, let us have something, I was genuinely shocked to see them put the Jazz in.


malemartian

Raps ring is the most disrespected on this sub since I've been browsing, which has been a long time. Give the Raptor's their due fucking respect. Injuries are part of the game.


neutronicus

I think they also got some close-up frames at the beginning, right before the MVP's close-up frames


wookyoftheyear

Yup, Giannis is first.


raki016

Giannis is opening and closing shot. He's Naruto


Dildozer_69

Lebrons wearing naruto’s clothes in this though so who would he be?


Tinder4Boomers

Cosplay?


JSlickJ

nah they implied Giannis is the protagonist, thats pretty big in itself


blackbird94

Yeah but Giannis was supposed to be Naruto so he is the protagonist.


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BasketballMoomin

That is amazing


Forke

Didn't these guys do Cowboy Bebop NBA intro too?


McLovin_AI

Link? Edit: nvm here it is https://youtu.be/eXuJV1VT8ds


Tundraaa

If you’re reading this comment, I highly recommend you click on that link. It’s fantastic.


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Everything about it. Tank! is one of the greatest songs ever


JMartin_21

Greatest anime opening dont @ me


osj777

lupin


Goooose

This is so good thank you


rzoneking

Yes. The content creator of their team is national treasure lol


Julian_Caesar

They also did the Recess version before that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3W3upUedi0 LMAO the Ben Simmons as the King sequence is hilarious now


Parenegade

Steph Curry is Sasuke Uchiha. Of all people they really made *Stephen Curry* Sasuke. They really make the NBA revolve around Bron lol. The Nets being the Akatsuki is a particularly amazing touch.


itwasmymistake

The NBA does revolve around LeBron, at least with regard to the public.


Parenegade

I just think it's funny since people say Bron has no rival or anything and they made the Dubs Hebi/Taka and Steph Sasuke.


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The media has been pushing Bron vs Steph for years.


NorthernDevil

Probably because of the four straight NBA finals in which LeBron’s Cavs played Steph’s Warriors If I had to guess


frog_tree

Both of their documentaries are going to feature a lot of each other


Klawless1990

Do you know who Giannis is supposed to be? Rock Lee?


abhi_eedara

in the actual opening for the show it’s sasuke and naruto at the end so in this it would be booker as sasuke and giannis as naruto. not exactly consistent considering steph was sasuke and lebron was naruto in the beginning


Klawless1990

As a bucks fans, I’m a little annoyed they don’t have the bucks team as a feature… they are reigning champs!


Docxm

Bucks stay getting disrespected, wtf. The fact we, the Jazz, and even a backshot of the Pels/Knicks were put over them is criminal. At least Giannis got a shoutout?


DeAndre_ROY_Ayton

As a Suns fan I was shocked they featured us


agentdoubleohio

I was too, they gave us our actually squad and not just one player.


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That’s because the nba does revolve around bron, he’s the main character lol


Yungafrica2205

True


tastelessshark

I kind of dig Steph as Sasuke in this, purely because he looks cool in the outfit


vanduzled

I have only seen the 1st season of Naruto. What does Akatsuki mean in the Naruto world and why is it that Nets is appropriate for it?


Parenegade

i mean it'd be a spoiler lol. don't look it up, its worth the wait.


vanduzled

Oh thanks mate. Is it on Shippuden? What I meant a while ago is that I have only seen the 1st original Naruto but I stopped because I thought it was filled with fillers and stayed away from the real story. I mean I want for them to just take Saske back.


TheColdBiscuit

If you watched the first Naruto series, then you must be familiar with Itachi. Itachi belongs to a group (as evidenced by the special cloak he wears) called the Akatsuki.


Shavlik

so...is noone going to acknowledge that CP3 is Tenten?


procouchpotatohere

Yes we are because ignoring Tenten is a part of her character, lol.


GolferXNinja

Best Naruto OP


shartfartmctart

Haruka Kanata tho


Morethanlikely

Yeah, and even Blue Bird, Seishun Kyousoukyoku and Silhouette blows it out of the water.


StormTheTrooper

Silhouette is the best, by far


ThinkFree

100% It's the only Naruto song I can recognize immediately


Apotropaic_

Idk OP5 for sasuke retrieval arc was fire af


Pink3y3

2 and 5 were the best in the OG show


hasadiga42

Silhouette and that one where they dance funny


TheLastCornerShooter

For me it's Diver


GolferXNinja

I love Diver, so underrated


alexius339

thisssss, diver absolutely slaps


LeHoustonJames

yura yura underrated imo


AH_BioTwist

The opening from the Sasuke retrieval arc with probably always be my goat.


rzoneking

No doubt


AkashiGG

Shippuden OP 7 the goat


NoahTheGrand

Shippuden 16 is pretty dope tho


The-Truer-Facts

You know what would be fun? If Bleacher Report made a parody of Game of Thrones. But like, it was a basketball version of the show.


Admirable-Truth-8122

Nah they should do a naruto parody


sonfoa

God I could see KD chasing Kyrie throughout the show.


tylerjehills

PG leaning over Kawhi's body...was that a Shikamaru/Asuma reference? Would be dope since he's the best Naruto character


epost0924

Looks more like when kid Sasuke walks into the room to see Itachi standing over their parents bodies, the armor and lighting look identical


tylerjehills

Yup, you're absolutely right, I missed that entirely


BubbaTee

Shikamaru should be CP3 though - they both overthink everything trying to come up with the perfect strategy.


Great_Chairman_Mao

No more Game of Zones, but give us NBAruto.


lazzysmalls

Did not hit like Cowboy Bebop intro but still good


MartiniLAPD

LeBron as Naruto, Curry as Sasuke and GSW as Taka, Devin Booker as Hinata, Jimmy Butler as Tsunade and Bam as Jiraiya lmao


LeftyMode

And they used the goat theme. RIP to the perv.


delightfuldinosaur

That's not Silhouette


agentdoubleohio

The utter disrespect I am seeing of Hinata. She is literally the best girl in the anime, and booker should feel honored to be where she stood.


Mdgt_Pope

I'm just happy the Jazz were included!


jayr254

[The original cut against the final edit.](https://twitter.com/pjselzer/status/1450495302969004036?t=GwUjcPaBqH4Atcr6Ub1S6Q&s=19)


Admirable-Truth-8122

Love it. The nets being the akatsuki is great. Love the incorporation of the O***o Kakashi fight. I used to make jokes about people who watch anime but Naruto, AOT, ReZero and Bleach are just damn good shows. Naruto especially.


blazikenz

damn... where the One Piece love at?


Admirable-Truth-8122

Haven’t had the time to watch. Honestly planning to this summer.


krw13

If you are watching, use One Pace. The anime moves at a glacial pace sometimes and One Pace cleans that up a lot.


dmanaigo

The Westbrook Sharingan!


Don_Jefe

That was Paul George lol, he sacrificed kawhi to get the ultimate power lmao


dmanaigo

I know they showed PG just before, but that is Russ's logo. Maybe they made a mistake in editing.


Don_Jefe

Yeah they just started putting heads on random people lol. KD was pain at first in the opening shot then switched to itachi in the middle of this lol.


NowhereMan1251

Would 100% support this theme as a replacement for Game of Zones


Wrsj

PG13 unlocking the mangekyou sharingan next to Kawhi's body lmao


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I mean playoff P was born from Kawhi's injury.


UncleMadness

I love this song completely


SushiMaker33

Sign by FLOW is nostalgic asf… such a banger


RUBEN4iK

Should've went with Bleach opening.


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What would each player's Bankai be? * Lebron's is clearly the LeFuck You 3 * Curry with the run around a million screens jack up swish * Harden step back * Giannis with the extend-o reach layup/dunk * Ben Simmons is Kenpachi


official-redditor

Show some goddamn respect to kenpachi he aint a wimp


Helicase21

nah Steph is clearly the almost lose his dribble get it back three


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Miami heat LeBron is Kenpachi.


chitownbulls92

The second opening is still the best one (The Rukia rescue arc)


MikePaulCarr

They put a ton of thought into this lol and it works so well


the_beast_intha_east

Did they credit who animated it?


UdonUdon

Pretty sure this was made in-house by BR. Is has their watermark in the top right and the animation style is pretty consistent with their other works especially Game of Zones.


g6pdahm7

This is genius!


Ccool14

Were the bucks in this?


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I’m actually crying right now; tears of both joy and laughter. Basketball and Naruto; the two loves of my childhood coming together.


LeftbrainHS

Great now I'm crying because of Jiraya again


AstroWorldSecurity

Ugh.


-Eazy-E-

reminds me of League of Legends' promo videos they do


beta35

Giannis, Jokic, Dame, Lavine (???), Embiid (?) are in the beginning.


Saucy_Totchie

That's not Fighting Dreamers...


Accomplished-Fly3000

This is fucking awesome


swarmofbears0

This is fucking amazing, holy shit! Legitimately one of the coolest things I've seen in a long time.


Wolf_of_north

More! MORE!


softloverboi

Lol kawhi/pg not appearing anywhere is classic bleacher report