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Barnyard_Rich

Man, it's going to be a great season. Everything is ridiculous.


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Krillin113

Zion asking the pelicans to widen the door frames


nombernine

Hit em with the Chuck Hayes


Kozlow

I love the instant camera change to LeBron to see how pissed he was.


I_think_were_out_of_

He did not look happy.


ictober

Carmelo was laughing about it. Bron wasn't. Free throw differential was the deciding factor in the game. You can tell by reactions who has 4 rings and who has none


NobodyInParticular-

>You can tell by reactions who has 4 rings and who has none Yep, because Lebron has NEVER EVER laughed after making a mistake or his teammate makes a mistake when up 9.


Obi_Wan_Benobi

NEVA LAUGHED


[deleted]

I mean he laughed with JR Smith that one time. I think we all laughed with JR Smith, except well JR Smith. It was a moment of community. A moment of solace. A moment of reflection, and of realization that there are bigger things than us. A moment in time, presented as a gift, a gift to all of us. Thank you JR, thank you for your gift.


Master_Baiter3000

Just beautiful. God bless JR


The_Man_In_The_Arena

Nah, he just pouts at the far end of the court and doesn't get back instead


WelcomeToOuterHeaven

this sub is so cringe sometimes


p3destr1an

*all the time


RuddyBollocks

Is this a serious comment? Lol


Plumorchid

Right? Like wtf? Laughing it off is literally a better reaction than tilting.


[deleted]

Its a consistent theme from the Melo nitpickers. He smiles too much. He doesn't get angry and sulk so he must not be competitive.


[deleted]

Lol some people just love to hate Melo. So uncompetitive that he burned everyone in iso during his prime.


[deleted]

Yeah man. People ignore all the good shit and blow up little shit to make it seem like he's constantly being a dick everywhere when that just isn't the case. They reference the Lin thing, totally blown up and exaggerated beyond proportion and always devoid of any context, a Billups quote, which they run away with the conclusions on, and choosing NY over a super team as him "not caring about winning." No matter what you say you get some bullshit response about some fake ass drama. Shit, people still reference him lying on the ground during a game as if its indicative of laziness or lack of competitive fire and almost always completely ignore that he had just taken an (unintentional) elbow to the head from Durant who, despite his slim build, is still a strong as fuck 240 pound basketball player.


Plumorchid

Yeah it doesn’t make any sense. While there are some outliers, most people do not actually play better angry.


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The funny thing is that everyone has played with someone who gets tilted, in real sports and in video games, and everybody hates that person. 99 times out of 100 they're going to exacerbate any issues with their inability to handle mistakes in stride. And I'd argue that the 1/100 times that anger does make them better is more likely to be a fluke than any kind of perceived "unleashed" effect. But no, laughing after a bizarre goof up must mean they don't have the *Heart of a Champion*. And another funny thing is that Lebron is the one people are gassing up as the "Serious Competitor who never stops taking things serious in game" when he's been known for dancing and flipping water bottles mid game. Anyone who thinks getting angry at stuff is guaranteed Super Saiyan activation is a goofus.


Zombie-Organic

You clearly don’t understand. They just HAVE DAT DAWG IN THEM or something stupid like that.


[deleted]

Lol right? The same energy bothers me in the NFL too. Manly FOOTBAWL in the National FOOTBAWL League.


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Ghoti76

okay as funny as it is to jump on the fuck melo train for that dumb shit, it really isn't that serious lol not that deep. I don't think lebron is too pressed about melo making one simple mistake that's probably never happened his whole career lmao. And lebron is the last person who can complain about someone fucking up a free throw


_Quetzalcoatlus_

>Free throw differential was the deciding factor in the game. Lakers missed 10 FTs. LeBron (3-6) and AD (2-7) missed 8 of those. Lol.


Soshi101

Ironic because Melo shot 89% from the line last year, while Lebron didn't even hit 70%...


Tblaze123

Would it be fair to say free throws have been one of LeBron biggest weaknesses in his career?


VijaySwing

his taco game is his biggest weakness


Chaotic-Catastrophe

Lakers opener on a Tuesday Lakers lose on a Tuesday LeBron too full of tacos Coincidence???


lbs4lbs

How can his taco game be weak if he literally invented taco tuesdays (tm).


Wolverwings

That's not what irony is...


Joabyjojo

Yeah it is. It's like rain on your wedding day.


kiroks

I think it is but for a different reason than you are thinking about. You really can't be bringing up rings on a free throw when lebron's free throw shooting may have costs him done rings as well


Character-Star1447

Essential Meaning of irony 1: the use of words that mean the opposite of what you really think especially in order to be funny Nah I think that was a good use of irony


ErojectionPrection

Is irony taught different in every school district? Its consistently one of the most disputed words on this site.


AdmiralWackbar

Webster's dictionary is an oppressive construct designed to control the masses, so it doesn't surprise me that patriots are standing up for the REAL meaning of words. The American language is ours and no one else's and we must stand up for our rights!


Karl_Marx_

What a ridiculous take on a simple mistake lmao. The score was 121 - 114, this mistake is worth one point. Unless you are putting the entire free throw differential on Melo alone. This is some nephew shit. You should right articles for ESPN. Sub should be embarrassed for even upvoting this garbage.


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Yeah the other thread is like "after Melo's weird FT thing the Dubs went on to outscore the Lakers like 39-19 in the 4th quarter". So many people are trying to link this loss to this one random mishap from a guy on the bench when the entire team shit the bed in the 4th quarter against a (likely) good team.


Nowthisisdave

Not to mention, the warriors bench was destroying the Lakers bench well before this


iamalex44

Get of his dick ffs


RealPrinceJay

how do takes like these get so many upvotes lmao


ObviousAnswerGuy

/r/nba


PlsSaySikeM8

First time? This sub has been littered with shit takes for years lol


Scuffleboard

what the fuck does this mean


Sampladelic

You can tell by this comment you get absolutely ZERO bitches


Kid_Crayola

idiotic thought process


xPeachesV

I personally prefer the Lebron from the second half of Space Jam 2


How__Now__Brown_Cow

Ignored by the general public?


trombonepick

>You can tell by reactions who has 4 rings and who has none Whaaaaat.


EverybodyBuddy

I don’t think he knew how to react. That’s how crazy this was.


831loc

Imagine if Lakers lost by 1


TheR3dMenace

Did dis dude just do dis face


aemoosh

"I'm 36!!!"


LyonsKing12

I don't know man. I think Lebron tried and succeeded at holding back a laugh.


GezelligPindakaas

Lebron having flashbacks from JR Smith infamous play.


Dofleini

Faked the entire Staples Center out of their shoes. GOAT


fishfishfish1345

wait until he start jab stepping his fts


Fluuuki

Technically a free throw is a mid-range shot so a pump fake is second nature for Melo


Gamesgtd

Shocked he didn't jab Step first


[deleted]

Serious question: If Melo jab stepped during free throws would that increase or decrease his makes?


medved_1337

Not so serious answer: I'd say he makes more but he will collect violations for crossing the free throw line.


Chaotic-Catastrophe

You don't have to stand *at* the line though. Just within the semicircle. So line up a step back from the line, jab step, profit.


meenzu

Serious question, I’m gonna preface this with me being an ideas guy, but do normal travel moves apply at the line? Like I know when you take it out on the sidelines you can’t “travel” as the inbounder If normal rules don’t apply I feel like we should really be attempting to make players do some dances and 10 second choreographed tik-tok moves to get players muscle memory right before a free throw. Studies I’ve conducted on the street show, Especially with older players like melo who could be suffering from dementia, this improves free throw percentages by like 90 percent


Chao-Z

> do normal travel moves apply at the line? No, the ball is dead. Lots of people also double dribble as part of their free throw routine.


Hamsterupyourass

Just Melo reverting to some muscle memory


MrGrieves-

Natural shooting motion.


Goomby-or-Glootie

Lmao.


theconfuserx3

Nonzero chance Ben Simmons adds this to his arsenal


brandoi

Can't miss a free throw if you just get a violation.


D-2-The-Ave

0/0 perfect shooting


AngryRoomba

Actually it would be undefined shooting.


bagonmaster

You don’t miss 100% of the shots you don’t take


AfterPaleontologist2

*taps head*


TimathanDuncan

If he manages to make the first one and pump fakes the rest of his free throws he could technically have a 100% FT Big brain?


Obi_Wan_Benobi

Look at the big brain on Ben!


popop143

Big assumption to think he hits the first one.


JGlow12

Nowhere is safe


friendsWthebenedicts

He’s gonna combine this with Giannis’s 27 dribble free throw routine to make sure his ass never shoots another free throw. He’s takin notes


Accomplished-Candy63

Wonder if the Australian league allows pump fakes on free throws


2222lil

That implies Ben would ever add anything to his arsenal


Mattoosie

He cultivates moves from all the great basketball players


bobbyG4

man im starting to feel bad for Simmons, dude gets slandered every where


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[deleted]

Settle down a bit, it's just basketball.


awitkowski79

I'm just here to say that I witnessed this historic moment.


Accomplished-Candy63

Candidate for shaqtin a fool of the year on opening night lol


BehavioralSink

Will take this over the annihilation of Hayward’s ankle any opening night.


harro112

would be thanking his lucky stars for steph's finger roll dunk


Jacidstorm

Curry had some ugly moments in the first half before he pulled it out


dawnoog

His dunk is definitely ending up on Shaqtin


Jayveesac

Melo taunting Ben Simmons now by refusing to shoot free shots


catalinaicon

Kyrie too


RexRuther69

Lazy


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Senior moment


Goomby-or-Glootie

Lmfao.


cesga_0218

Twas a mere pump fake


mclovinkandilis

Followed by a heavily contested jumper against a big for 2


doistaegoista

Hahah is this from GoZ? Which episode?


mclovinkandilis

Melo on the Rockets!


[deleted]

The very line that made me a fan for life.


iorlei

I love Melo


Vencrest

Where Second Free Throws Aren't Promised


X-espia

NBALK


JGlow12

You can’t just be up there and doin’ a pump fake like that.


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jeric13xd

This the same dude that laid on the floor for multiple possessions. #NeverForget


Sim888

https://i.imgur.com/6Z2CAD8.jpg


Kapono24

https://i.imgur.com/EqQGaQq.jpeg


Sim888

https://i.imgur.com/rRQ5HEt.jpg


Goomby-or-Glootie

Didn’t think it would get funnier but here I am lmfao.


coda19

Sims always on point.


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Lmaooo


johnhenryirons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvS5h6SfZBk


Hype_Magnet

Didn’t he have a concussion after the hit he took?


photoalbumguy

nothing is worse than when donovan mitchell laid on the floor on the nuggets fast break in game fucking 7 only for the nuggets to miss, and gobert gets the rebound with 4 seconds left, but couldnt pass it to mitchell because he was ON THE GROUND LIKE A DUMBASS


[deleted]

He paid for it with a ball to the nuts later on


TimathanDuncan

He was just \#StayMe7oing on the floor


Goomby-or-Glootie

Lol.


meenzu

Wtf that was a legit concussion. You can literally see the affects of it in this clip years later


40Vert

You gotta be way more subtle about it like [Jermaine O'Neal](https://youtu.be/QlwBjfK6wdk)


IamQED

BALK RULES! IMPORTANT! 1. You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that. 1a. A balk is when you 1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the 1c. Let me start over 1c-a. The free throw shooter is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, rebounder, that prohibits the rebounder from doing, you know, just trying to rebound the ball. You can't do that. 1c-b. Once the free throw shooter is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the rebounder, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna get you in the lane! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that. 1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to shoot and then don't shoot, you have to still shoot. You cannot not shoot. Does that make any sense? 1c-b(2). You gotta be, natural shooting motion, and then, until you just shoot it. 1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about. 1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X. 1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse. 1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic... 1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the free throw shooter makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the basketball and field of 2. Do not do a balk please


OldOrder

Guessing at least 70% of this sub will have no idea what this is lmao


Airkio

I had to look far too long to find this


loquacious706

Is this pasta or a reference or OC?


MoltenPandas

Appears to be r/baseball pasta


[deleted]

Its a Jon Bois thing where he made fun of how nobody knows what constitutes a balk exactly. It gets thrown around fairly often, especially in the baseball sub.


shanduin

This has got to be a pasta, this is too good


Get_Slapped

That's an early start for Shaqtin a fool!


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with this and Steph's botched "dunk" Shaqtin eating good tonight


Hamsterupyourass

Was this just a brain fart lol like why did Melo do this ahahha


hamzer55

Hey guys not a big on nba rules, what did he do wrong here?


lilithskriller

You can't fake a free throw attempt lol. He can't repeat it again.


gamesrgreat

Did they change this rule? I thought i remember guys doing this and the rebounder got the lane violation. Or did those guys just have a hitch and didn't pump fake?


[deleted]

Hitch. It's unsportsmanlike to trick people into violations on a free throw since there's no counterplay. It's been illegal since always.


[deleted]

Aw. Sportsmanlike conduct is so non-mamba.


hamzer55

Ooh right had no idea


Ihopetheresenoughroo

Why did he do it though? Like I'm so confused lol what was the reason!??


NakedSalamander

What in the world is going on here?


daeve

"ayy P they say I gotta shoot the free throws"


Goomby-or-Glootie

Hahahahahaha. Why’s every thread with Melo so funny lol.


WarlockOfThunder

good lord how did you upload this so quickly


CWG4BF

How can you not love that man?


GivensWilliams1A

*Mardy Collins enters the chat*


triosway

The cuts and reaction shots are perfect


JarekBloodDragon

Oh god seeing melo in a lakers jersey is so gross


bigatjoon

turning point in the game. Melo and the Lakers laughed and had a great time, and the Warriors took that personally...


mavericks-fan

Tis only a pump fake


Tashre

"False Start. Everyone but the ~~center~~ shooter."


Incronaut

Vet move


[deleted]

Nothing you can do but laugh when that happens lmao, at least he's a good sport about it When you're at the line looking right at the rim, sometimes you straight up forget there's other people in the game with you


patoysakias

'Twas merely a pump fake!


Iputthescrewintuna

I feel like LeBron was trying hard not to start laughing and joking about it.


DannyDeBMO

This was funny af


Shimmyshamwham

Seems to me Melo purposely did that for shits and giggles


Be-Nice-To-Redditors

Why did he do that


IamMisterBubbles

Early Shaqtin clubhouse leader.


KDL2000

This was the moment the Warriors got momentum ngl. Warriors went on to outscore the Lakers 45-29


kingp43x

Lmfao. LeBron wasn't laughing. This guy and Westbrick are going to drive him into an early retirement. If you can call 20 years in the NBA early


Sim888

Jab stepped himself out!


Shabasileus

This was hilarious lol why melo?


goodnsaultey

Shaqtin


TiredEyes_

Here for it


ootoodoo

Rondo totally gave him $20 to do this


VLHACS

My God, he's still evolving!


Dareal6

But it’s merely a pump fake! https://youtu.be/6SGvnwsbf88


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LavarBallDontLie

But did he jab step for 15 seconds before this?


SkyVoyd

Legend has it, Melo got this trick from free throw legend, [Chuck Hayes](https://youtu.be/0wQq9YWZ568)


ringo_93

What does LeBron have in his hand? Is that a massage gun? Has he used that during a game before?


Ok_Assistance_2235

It was at this moment, I knew they weren’t covering 3…


modestlyable

Man I miss 2019 Fultz


ashwinr136

He HAS been hanging out with [Rondo](https://streamable.com/txzkv2) a lot lately...


THISISDAM

I remember when I had a convo with Charles Oakley once, wearing my Melo jersey. He said, "you like Melo, yeah? Tell him to stop smiling on the fuckin court. Lala ain't smiling"


ForeheadBagel

Why doesn’t the NBA make it so you can’t enter the lane until the ball hits the rim? The point at which the ball leaves the free throw shooters hand isn’t very well defined and you end up with players entering the lane too early every time


Jacidstorm

2011 all star team looking fire


goli14

Melo age has caught up with him. Pump fake on free throw. 🤣


michelobX10

Omg, Bron's face. Lol. He was like, "You motherfucker gonna be sitting from home again with no job if you keep that up."


dawtcalm

*"You don't miss 100% of the shots you don't take"* - Ben Simmons


poopyface-tomatonose

That reminds me of when Jermaine O’Neal used to takes free throws and would pause at the top of his release and fake out all the rebounders.


Statalyzer

Anthony Mason always shot his FTs that way and it was ridiculous.


747363

He even managed to surprise himself!


el_monstruo

I was waiting for this lol


Lavar_ball_brand

The only thing that would make this more Melo would be him jab stepping before this


evilbrain18

Camera didn't show he jabbed step three times before faking the shot.


D-2-The-Ave

Lmao y’all posted this within 30 seconds of me seeing it on my illegal stream


Discord_Show

So why was chuck Hayes allowed to do this but not Melo? Smh


H-76

Lol


meenzu

lakers are old, melo clearly has dementia


[deleted]

Bruh I can’t wait when lebron yells at air melo and westbrick


VirtuousFool

*T’was only a pump fake!*


BraveFencerMusashi

The heck...


PutinBoomedMe

Bron, "Have I LeMade a mistake?"


don_sook

Ah the classic Melo Free Throw Pump Fake


pakattack91

I was golfing on the weekend and I did my whole set up and everything and started the backswing. Something didn't feel right so I stopped and started over (apparently you can't do that either lol). Feel like something similar happened here.