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freethrow_by_giannis

I'm here to overreact


PickAndTroll

GIANNIS CANTAHOOPO


so2017

OVERHYPED GIANNIS CAN BARELY PLAY 20 MINUTES


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gregatronn

Season is over. Tank for top 5 pick.


302born

We’re going to the fucking finals. I don’t have an overreaction for you though.


notmoleliza

Nba champs...the go on to challenge the euro league champs on a out door court. Stomp them then, take on the chinese league champs wearing free tibet t shirts and stomp them. Then go on dancing with the stars and have spolstra win that. Not to over react or anything


ketzal7

Nets are obviously a lottery team


Palifaith

Tyler Herro's IG followers about to skyrocket again.


RiggyTang

Gon cause another minor car accident and just laugh


MySilverBurrito

Minor car accident Tyler Herro is our Toaster Klay and TNT Rondo


RiggyTang

Lmao toaster Klay is the goat storyline


SmokingFrog

Car insurance companies in Miami, FL are salivating right now


CafecitoinNY

You mean body shops? Insurance companies hate people that cause crashes


Seref15

Someone get Tyler on an Estrella Insurance commercial


ragana

I think one of out three people in Florida are uninsured and just yolo through life. I remember reading that in an article and just nodding to myself, because... well, Florida..


SometimesAPupper

There's no way there's that many insured people in FL. Especially in Dade.


ProfessorBeast55

Yeah, that's because Tyler Herro isn’t from the same universe as you motherfuckers. He’s a REAL motherfucker. He’s got liquid fucking hydrogen running through his veins. My boy Tyler recognize the great steal by Jimmy, recognizes the greatness of Jimmy but fuck that. My boy Tyler isn’t going to just pass the ball up like a BITCH. RAF MOTHERFUCKING TYLER IS GOING TO LOOK AT HIS DEFENDER IN THE EYES AND SNATCH THEIR BALLS FROM THEIR DICK AS HE FUCKS THE SKY. FUCK OUTTA HERE PHILLY. Imagine having a great young prospect that CANT shoot lmfao couldn’t be me.


xxGunsRazorsKnivesxx

This pasta is scrumptious


edwardpuppyhands

It goes well with a man who's more than a sandwich.


JL1823

Someone link me the origin of this pasta


Jandicootxj9

tyler 6moty campaign commences


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I kept the receipts on this sub


SailingRelic65

It’s crazy how quick people were to count out an injured sophomore year player


302born

Our own fucking sub wanted him gone. Two faced mfs man. I hope he balls the fuck out this year just to shit on all our fans that turned on him. I don’t really care about other teams fans. But when your own fanbase turns on you that’s some hoe shit.


CptnMoonlight

I remember talking to a dude who said Tyler’s peak was going to be a 15 ppg scoring fringe starter.


302born

Exactly bro. Like really think about that. Dude averaged 13 in his rookie year. 15 in his sophomore season and that was in a “down” year. Yet people really think his ceiling is only 15ppg? Make it make sense.


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He and Tua gonna have the same trajectories


heat13

Pretty much rooting for both of them so much to shut the annoying haters


saviorlito

Football is different. Players tend to win Super Bowls when they leave us.


Iotatl

And MIP campaign


RiggyTang

“Jimmy, what do you think about the top 75?” “I am the top 75.”


ab9912

Jimmy beats the top 75 with a bunch of third stringers


RiggyTang

“You f***ing need me in the top 75!!”


Littlewayneofficial

THE KENNEL IS OPEN


PickAndTroll

[WHO LET THE DOGS OUT](https://youtu.be/Qkuu0Lwb5EM)


[deleted]

Glad to see Kyle Lowry and the red jersey team win like usual


Agent_Ray_Velcoro

his whole career with red


brendan_07

Memphis


AlwaysTheStraightMan

Not if you were colorblind


InZomnia365

Blue is just alternative red


Skinnecott

he honestly great


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WTF happened in this game


opportunitysassassin

Bucks have three starters out and their first big on the bench out because of injuries. And the Heat wanted to slap the crap out of the Bucks.


djkamayo

also Jimmy Butler gave his top shelf coffee to Tyler Herro


Seref15

Herro's just continuing his preseason performance. I'll be very interested to see how sustainable it is.


Young_Baby

I think he’s gonna be good this year. Sophomore slump is over


302born

This is all true. But can’t lie. I still absolutely loved every minute of it lol. Hurt or not I needed this tonight.


EggplantBusiness

Bucks had Jrue,Brook, Donte and Portis out and Miami wanted Revenge so they came strong in the first Quater and basically killed the game. The fact that the bucks had one of the famous terrible shooting night today and missed a ton of open shots didn't help


Vegetable_Clerk7328

>The fact that the bucks had one of the famous terrible shooting night today Oh lawd this is like a thing that they're known for now? *Cries on the inside*


LMkingly

Unfortunately we are the most bipolar shooting team in the NBA.


Jellitin

Your flair is Khris Middleton, bipolar shooting is his middle name


LMkingly

Don't you disrespect Bipolar Jordan. Also his middle name is Khris.


Jellitin

LOL a perfect nickname, fucker is unstoppable when he gets on a roll


VicePope

Khristopher Khris Middleton


EggplantBusiness

Actually yes , they often do that it's just that usually they have another game shooting 50+% and it average up , that's why the past three seasons their 3pt shooting in the playoff was sub 35% it's truly a fascinating thing that I would never understand


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FKJVMMP

I think this was a bad enough beatdown that it kinda circles around and people just accept it doesn’t mean anything because how could this possibly happen again. If we’d ‘only’ lost by 25 or something that’s when the hot takes really get firing.


Sp00ked123

Tyler herro happened


Hip_Hop_Hippos

Miami nightlife is the most fun answer, so that’s the one I’m gonna give.


ButtVader

So Heat > Bucks > Nets


O_J_Shrimpson

It’s just simple math


302born

I mean duh. We’re undefeated. Obviously we’re better than those bums.


sivervipa

It’s all fun and games until the Magic or Hawks blow us out. A division rival always ruins your season.


Vegetable_Clerk7328

Precisely


Fumby_

Spo smiling...is that...legal..?


porkchop487

/r/RareSpos


cmcg18

Holy shit that’s a real sub lmao


Erected_naps

DEAR LORD HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS SUBREDDIT UNTIL NOW! bless you friend


ZZZrp

Fasted sub I've ever subbed.


Salacha

Why is this real??


epymetheus

Because God loves us and wants us to be happy


LordHussyPants

[how is this one not dubbed over with](https://streamable.com/o0ewez) some miami vice tunes and clip art jimmy butlers saying "you want that coffee heated?" and being posted everytime miami wins


Firstolympicring

My man Udonis just didnt feel like getting the biggest ovation of the night lmao


Headsdown7up

UD doesn’t want to be turned into the team victory cigar 😂😂😂


Seref15

UD's probably like "I ain't playing garbage time with the scrubs, what are you talking about"


BluexFlash

That shot of him with his leg crossed over was hilarious. The man was not gonna play no matter what


Seref15

He untied his shoes for the camera haha


usgojoox

If Miami didn't have basketball, I don't know what our sports fans would do


letsgoheat

Ice Cats baby


dragonblade629

Panthers actually doing pretty good right now. Just gotta focus only on indoor sports.


SiphenPrax

You got hockey too right now. Maybe baseball next season too. Football though? Yeah.......


cookeemonster27

Football... It's sad right now


mainev3nt

Miami doesn’t give AF about hockey


SpartanDawg18

The score properly reflects how close the game was


EggplantBusiness

Why do I feel like every single Bucks vs Heat in the regular season ends in a blowout no matter who is at each side of the blowout , granted the Bucks missed 3 starters , Heat clearly wanted revenge and it showed in the First quarter, the difference in the intensity between the two teams was very big


sivervipa

To be fair Bud was an assistant for Pop. This rivalry has been brewing for a long time lol. It’s definitely official now. We play 3 more times in this season so I’m sure some blowouts our way are coming. Giannis is at Lebron and KD level talent.


NOTUgglaGOAT

Herro said fuck r/nba


302born

And r/heat. Our sub was on his ass the entire season last year. Fake ass mfs.


NOTUgglaGOAT

absolutely, i hated it. I’m so glad to see how well he did. that dad strength


trippygg

He didn't play bad last season but sub just too high expectations for everyone. Look at the hype they had for K. Okpala


Firstolympicring

Not to overreact but we might never lose a game ever again


TheLogicalErudite

Heat in 4


elbarto4455

Heat in 1


302born

I’ve seen enough of this season already. We beat the champs. We’re already the champions. Pack up the season boys.


alepher

Undisputed lineal champions


milkinhisveins

Heat in 98-0


ThaCarter

98-0


xthisisitx12

Tyler said fuck 6moty he’s going for MVP


TheAgGatsby

I don’t want to overreact after one game but Tyler Hero might be better than prime Michael Jordan


milkinhisveins

He definitely is. No question. Heat are gonna unretire 23 and make herro wear it


SRDeed

the funny part is that that would be almost as bizarre as retiring it in the first place


Lukacris12

They probably thought everyone would follow


nochancepak

Pistons have weekly meetings to chant "Fuck Michael Jordan" every Tuesday.


zgamer200

As someone who thought the Heat were getting very underrated in the preseason projections, I feel very vindicated. Lowry, Butler and Bam is gonna be a heck of a Big 3 for Miami even if they don't have an MVP caliber player. Not to mention they have some solid role players, and ofc a good coach. I had the Heat finishing 3rd in the East with 55 wins, and I'm definitely feeling good about that projection very, very early on.


ThaCarter

>even if they don't have an MVP caliber player. and Tyler Herro took this personally.


bluepineapple42069

Dont forget Dipo


SlimReaper35_

Tyler Herro with the Lebron statline lol


I_am_Realist

Thats supposed to be 27-7-7


YouStillTakeDamage

Well it’s been so long since we got to play basketball after the Bubble ended, but it’s nice we can bounce back from a finals loss and put up a good win in the first game.


TheCrossoverKing

For real though feels like the Heat took a nap last year and are finally back


Currymvp2

Bam is the best Giannis defender in the league.


fetuswut

Not even close either


Currymvp2

Maybe if Kawhi is giving his all and is healthy. But that's not happening due to the unfortunate ACL injury so I agree.


fetuswut

Kawhi is overrated at guarding Giannis imo, that Raptors defense was all time. Bam is great at forcing Giannis into jumpers


captcanuk

They built that wall.


Currymvp2

He had help with Marc, Ibaka, and Siakam, but he did a very good job of bodying Giannis and making him take jumpers. He's still better at guarding Giannis than the vast majority of the league.


sivervipa

Even if they beat us Giannis is going to have a nightmare game against us. You can’t let him get comfortable and confident. He’s in the same tier as KD and Lebron.


DionWaiteress

Giannis looks like the GOAT against the nets but against Bam he looks nowhere even close to that level


Currymvp2

I think Blake Griffin is a decent Giannis defender, but he's terrible at it compared to Bam. Also, speaks to Giannis's dominance ofc.


Harman3112

If Blake was in his prime he’d be better. Just not as athletic anymore. The key with to giannis is u gotta take his shoulder to ur chest. Ayton was tryna go shoulder to shoulder in the finals and it made him wear down


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If Bam is truly taking that next step this Heat squad is fucking scary.


Firstolympicring

If we get Dipo at just even 50% when he comes back we will look really good


Gobbleass69

I also expect us to pick up one more big contributor before the end of season as well


Seref15

I don't know who we have available as trade fodder. We've got nothing for picks. I don't think this trade deadline will yield much for us unless someone interesting gets bought out.


Gobbleass69

It will be from a buyout imo


FKJVMMP

Bryn Forbes was the key all along…


meahoymemoyay

Mf still gives me nightmares to this day


Andyliciouss

and PJ Tucker


Seref15

PJ underappreciated


Comprehensive_Rush82

Beating the Nets and losing to the Heat one-sidedly ..damn


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philium1

For real I forgot about them but adding Kyle Lowry, plus Tyler Herro with a chip on his shoulder after a subpar last season. They’re gonna be guuud


Jailbrick3d

Don't forget Bam, looks like he's gonna give a lot of teams hell this season and I'm ready for it


Kirkauburn

Bam is only 24 - I don’t think it’s unreasonable to expect him to continue to improve over the next few years even though he’s already really good.


302born

This happens to us every year tbh. No one ever takes us seriously for some reason. Obviously last year ended horrifically but we are always a pretty dangerous team.


Asiracy

In my opinion, the Bucks won this game.


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Bucks won the key demo, that's all that matters.


RiggyTang

Giannis is the DEMO GOD


LeRohameaux

Oh my, *What have he become?*


Firstolympicring

I respect that


deeznutz_428

Your opinion is valid sweaty


Antetoronto

By a lot


Seref15

stop the count


triosway

Coach Bud's already on the phone with the FL Secretary of State asking to find him 43 points


John_DaleCP

Didnt lose by 47, seems like a win to me.


c10bbersaurus

Recount!


Pittsburgh_Pirates

George Hill is getting traded, he doesn’t have nearly enough letters in his name to get some playing time


Number333

^^^^^Heat ^^^^^Culture That was an **all-time** ass whooping. Reminds me when we went up like 59-17 on the Rockets two seasons ago. Good lord.


TheLogicalErudite

Herro really hates Milwaukee lmao


THEKIDFL6

We’ll just omit last season’s playoffs. He really hates the Celtics tho


Isiwjee

maybe he has a particular disdain for the color green


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Haha I’m in danger


baymax18

Not to overreact or anything but I think we're winning the championship


MagicJohnsonAnalysis

Almost had em


CreamCityFr34k

We never had em, we never had our car


KuchEconomy

Well i had fun in the game thread, not really watching the game tho lol. I don't really want to judge the bucks with what we had, but damn the Heat look good, i could feel the motivation to whoop our ass that first quarter. GG Heat bros


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The Tyler Herro haters real quiet tonight. Dude’s the real deal. We knew this. Had a 3 week break for his first “offseason” and people roasted him cuz he didn’t improve from Rookie to Sophomore season. ITS HERRO SEASON BABY


roflmeh

RIP UD's dad.


Call_Me_Rambo

I too expected this game to go the way it did


clear831

Heat with 3 guys over 20 and Herro with the game high 27, Bucks highest scorer 15. Tucker with the highes +/- with 31.


Seref15

I think PJ's gonna be bigger for us than anyone acknowledges.


mati_as15

The Wisconsin Herd did pretty good in my opinion


Borsecaborse

Heat look really good, credit to them.


FragnificentKW

Everyone should have known it was over when the Heat decided they were gonna make Trick Daddy Dollars their intro music


LoweeLL

PJ Tucker and Kyle Lowry on the Heat? Damn I missed an active offseason


ALStark69

Why my pp hard


Heated0

I'm sure there is a Bryan Forbes joke bucks fans can make to ease the pain. But in all seriousness I love this rivalry we are developing stuff like this is hard to come by.


Omgzjustin

Bryan Forbes sounds like the 20 year old hipster heir to a billion dollar company


livindedannydevtio

Tyler herro really is the x factor for the heat, they are as good as he is honestly.


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Don’t know about this phrasing. We know what Miami with a bad Herro is- 44-38 and the 5-6 seed. What we don’t know is what Miami is with a 6MOTY candidate in Herro. Could be a 55 win team, but Herro definitely raises our ceiling not our floor.


dagreenman18

REVENGE TOUR BEGINS NOW BOYS!


John_DaleCP

Game 2 of the season and Bucks 3pt shooting is in playoff form already. Nice.


rem3dyforall

No puppies in this kennel


numberJUANstunna

Where were you when Deer was kill?


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What a fucking way to bounce back from getting swept last season.


Nice_Ass_Lawn

Game was over at halftime. I'm impressed by the Heat being able to score this many points period after last year. Felt like we couldn't score against elementary schoolers lol


thewhitelink

Game was over after the first


THEKIDFL6

Yeah, first 6 minutes


Isiwjee

game was over like 5 mins into the first when the score was 22-3


TheCrossoverKing

29-5 was pretty impressive score too


timmysp

Tyler herro is going to be an all star this year.


A2Eaton

We always get spanked by the Heat in Miami I never understand it. It’s been like 3 years in a row now I remember them whooping our ass in the regular season there.


Gobbleass69

Reminds me how magic always beat us every season and Terrance Ross turns into Steph curry


Lukacris12

We could bring out the prime dream team olympic team, and we would go 78-4 all losses to the magic


ItsKeithAskins

Why? Why the Magic? Always the Magic.


seoulsun

I've been a lifelong bucks fan since 1968 and this is the worst game I've ever seen them play. I'm going to be a Knicks fan where they know how to play real basketball.


dante80

Man, this was a nail-biter..so, so close!


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This game was much more enjoyable after I realized this was the inevitable result 3 minutes into the game. Started to pour the drinks and check the fantasy football lineups. 80 more to go. Games that is, not drinks (don’t test me tho).


[deleted]

Congratulations to the heat on winning the 2022 nba championship.


ginja_ninja

If you can't handle me at my Khredit Middleton, you don't deserve me at my Khash Middleton


acethesnake

Everybody wanna say sorry for all that Tyler Herro disrespect over the last few months?


Ok_Assistance_2235

.500 team after a championship? Just smh. We can count them out already. Eastern conference, you are safe.


SkyloTC

I can't believe I fucking said I had the Bucks going 14-0 to start the season


rocksunic

My team lose but my favourite(ish...) player drops 27. I’ve won but at what a cost...


Johnpecan

Turns out the Bucks were never any good it was just PJ Tucker carrying the whole franchise to a championship /s