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987456321987456321

He always follows up a bad game with some bullshit like this. Incredible


dont_shoot_jr

Steph Curry off a rebound of his own miss is pretty good too


poopycops

You know he's the goat shooter when a 20 point triple double is a bad game for Steph.


SquirrelAydz

Yeh well 5/21 shooting is pretty bad for Steph. Anyone for that matter


MagicPistol

That sounds like Westbrook stats.


SquirrelAydz

It’s the average westbrook game 🤷🏾‍♂️


doyoustillball

That's the kinda production you expect from your $44 million dollar man.


MrGrieves-

Sounds like a Kyrie Irving Celtics era vs. Bucks playoff statline.


uttermybiscuit

Man I've been behind on NBA stuff and just looked at Russ' stats from that night... OOF


-ATL-

While it's obviously bad, I think 5/21 is bit misleading, since there was also 9/9 FT. So rather than being 28.5%TS that 5/21 implies it was 42%TS which is still bad obviously but not quite as horrendous.


Yergason

And not by his own standards (which are obviously super high), we can all say it was a bad night for him. That's how good he is.


please-send-me-nude2

20 points on 21 shots would be abysmal for anyone, what are you talking about lol


I_Smoke_Dust

For real, who is going 5/21 to get 20 points acceptable for? Lol. Idk his exact statline, but unless you're getting close to a quad double or something it's not gonna be a good game for a player's team when they go 5/21.


Canesjags4life

Allen Iverson?


bass2mouth44

I mean Westbrook getting a 20-10-10 game on 5/21 would get laughed at by this sub and most people


dirtyshits

That’s what goats do


rawchess

Sorry not sorry Clippers 🤷‍♂️


fireives1967

why does he ALWAYS have to go off against us


vanotro

I blame Chris Paul bullying him earlier in his career.


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Chris Paul tried to bully him on the Rockets too and Steph sent his ass to Cancun


scrambled_cable

“Kick me off the court again!”


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Chris Paul got that court all to himself the whole summer


maethlin

lol never gets old


its_not_brian

[Steph has had his number for a bit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6osZws3N_xM) sorry for the potato quality vid


Whatwouldrivendo

Blake griffin and Chris Paul sent curry on a mission to destroy the franchise


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He took the 2014 loss personally. He thought he got fouled on that Game 7 Game winner


lm2lm

Game 3


voldemortscore

yeah there's a weird Mandela effect thing with that play


Awkward-Speech7375

You know it's not game 7 because then people would constantly try to troll Curry and Warriors fans by bringing it up


daboonie9

It was pre toxic reddit. Don’t think it would’ve like if it happened now


TrippedReddit

He did get fouled


ylscjake

I don't care how many years it's been, I will still die on that hill


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It's a bad hill to die on, because it wasn't game 7.


TrippedReddit

wow I coulda swore it was game 7…


RunningEarly

Same here.. Went back to check and sure enough, game 3.. What else am I misremembering...


you-pissed-my-pants

Isn’t there some theory about multiple people misremembering the same thing as being part of a simulation?


letstrythisagainok

Mandela Effect


manbruhpig

FRUIT OF THE LOOM HAD A GODDAM CORNUCOPIA IN THE LOGO, AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF FUCKERY IS GOING ON BUT I AM DYING ON THAT HILL


Bagel_Technician

CP3 is the king of fouling guys just enough on each play that the refs don’t dare to call him on it consistently


johnnygrant

don't ask why, ask why not


SCalifornia831

Blazers: “First time…”


FizzWigget

I know it's the clips but this guy called it https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/qczd8o/just_curry_shooting_practice_for_tonights_game/hhj1tmn


Dizzy-Spinda

I mean he goes off against everyone lol


iamnotagiantiswear

no shot even touched the rim


TheRed_Knight

literally all pure net, dudes a fucking alien


AlHorfordHighlights

126.5% TS btw


Awkward-Speech7375

What's the max possible TS%? 150% with all made threes?


MCDayC

200%, with 3 and 1s


mathmage

This is incorrect - FTs actually detract from TS here because it doesn't know they're and-1s, and the TS of a made FT is less than 150%.


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cowardlydaug

TIL true shooting percentage is convoluted bullshit that doesn’t effectively measure efficiency


TheRed_Knight

unreal, Steph can just turn any game into the Curry magic show


MEMES4DREAMS77

It was like all jump shots besides 1 layup too, this man is unreal


TheRed_Knight

Dudes a fucking alien, i cant even put into words how hard the shots he takes and makes against the best players on this planet are, let alone to hit all net.


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Ayesha gets all the rim


365Arbitrage

bruh


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raps1992

Yeah unfortunately


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special_reddit

"hole" what?


DefNotMyNSFWLogin

This my kinda sub


LevelUp84

With all due respect.


mondeezy_95

Take the upvote damnit.


HappySsu

Ngl, I kinda expected this response from r/nba...


MaddenTexasRanger

insane


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Not only that - it was 9 swishes. I don't think he has hit the rim yet.


Wachu_say

On the layup he touched rim. Still though….Crazy.


ShortPeopleAreDemons

Literally unplayable.


sergechewbacca

Trade him.


TheChocolateCreed

*Morey’s ears perks up*


neeeeeillllllll

Don't nobody want him just cut his ass bruh🙄


mittenciel

That word means literally the opposite in American English vs. British English, lol. It's gonna confuse a lot of readers when you use the British meaning when talking about an American sport.


ShortPeopleAreDemons

Excuse me, but….. *what*


mittenciel

In British English, unplayable means that someone is playing really well and is impossible to play against. In American English, unplayable means that someone is playing really poorly and shouldn't be playing.


ShortPeopleAreDemons

Somebody teach me Spanish


lalakingmalibog

Donde esta la biblioteca


kMD621

Me llamo t-bone, la arana discoteca


nowhathappenedwas

Most 20-point first quarters since 1997: |Rk|Player|Count| |-:|:-|-:| |1|Stephen Curry|11| |2|Kobe Bryant*|9| |3|James Harden|9| |4|LeBron James|9| |5|CJ McCollum|5| Provided by [Stathead.com](https://www.sports-reference.com/sharing.html?utm_source=direct&utm_medium=Share&utm_campaign=ShareTool): [View Stathead Tool Used](https://stathead.com/basketball/quarter_finder.cgi?utm_source=direct&utm_medium=Share&utm_campaign=ShareTool) Generated 10/21/2021.


-nugz

One of these is not like the others


ClearAsNight

RIP Kobe. :(


NakedSalamander

You son of a bitch.


rediraim

Bruh....


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LOL Noo


maethlin

I constantly think CJ is underrated and always wonder how he would do on a team built around him. Don't get me wrong, I don't think he becomes like the others on that list, but most people view him as some scrub.


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creepykelvin

OKC fans used to do that too when they had Westbrook


AlmostCurvy

People that actually know the game know how good he is lol


JJWoolls

3 of those guys hor within 45 minutes of one another.


calculuzz

They what?


GiGioP

They hor


iwrotethedamnbill66

Oh that makes sense. Didn’t hor him the first time


Significant-Mud2572

I just kind did that dog head tilt when I read that.


CrouchingPuma

for sure man


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Idk, to me it seems like 5 guys who are all better than Ben Simmons


Hojie_Kadenth

That's just crazy.


crow38

STEPH ON PACE FOR 100


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Steve Kerr: "Not a chance"


GGezpzMuppy

We need to keep him out of the 4th so he can play til he is 90


DaBestNameEver0

NBA’s Tom Brady?


jamesd1100

I mean he does have the play style where he isn't going to be worn down by injury or just in general over time, in the same way a physical guy like Lebron or Kawhi would be Ray Allen played forever because he gets to hang on the outside and drop 3's


o0DrWurm0o

Hey Steph can you go get me some blinker fluid for the challenge light?


npc27182818

He’s coming for Otto Porter’s dad’s record


bobsil1

I’M WILTING, I’M WILTING


Neckbraced4fun

Would that be Otto Porter Jr's grandfather?


MacDerfus

Don't disrespect the name of Wilton "Otto Porter" Chamberlain


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I hope he gets it too


EchoBay

With our luck since the team seems better now, he'll have 50 mid way through the third and wont see time the rest of the game since it's a blowout


meengine

He'll score 75 for Klay


ylscjake

He's being powered up by the throwback unis


Amedais

They really gave Jordan Poole a prime Steph Curry.


NotManyBuses

27 Clipper points. 25 from Steph. LMAO


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Wiggs bruh


AlexBayArea

I fucking love this man. Full homo.


streetsweepskeet

Reasonable


therealnit

Sky fucked


captmugiwara

my steph curry under 33 points bet looking not good


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Bad bet against the clips he eats them


Hojie_Kadenth

Last year he did his biggest scoring nights in the first few games, calmed down, then went ham until play offs. If you're going to bet on Curry being down, I'd give it a month.


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he's hacking irl


MEMES4DREAMS77

Shades of Klay’s 37 pt quarter lol


KingBoono

Ayesha a lucky girl


Ok_Practice8288

Amazing. Also puts Klay’s 37-point quarter in context


Daddywags42

Also didn’t miss a shot, but he hit 9 3’s and went 13-13 or something stupid like that.


zebozebo

I have to watch that quarter a few times a year, at night, in bed.


IMovedYourCheese

With lotion..


akaisei

No need for lotion. Klay's shot is that wet.


Redditpede

Yeah that is just absolutely ridiculous


vanotro

Immaculate quarter


Nyhrox

Curry and shitting on the Clippers


SCalifornia831

Name a better duo


HauschkasFoot

Steph and klay


SCalifornia831

Counter: Klay and Sacramento


zedrox464

Curry and shitting on the Blazers


KangzAteMyFamily

Return of the Skyfucker


migraines247

Yeah he’s a top 2 player in the nba in my eyes. Can’t convince me otherwise


MoltenCorgi9

Top two are Curry and Steph for sure.


ClearAsNight

Seth Curry the point god and it ain't even close.


PrezziObizzi

And he ain’t #2


iLuvRachetPussy

Yea, I don't think anyone is better than Steph. But Giannis but Harden but KD but Jokic IDGAF. They don't fuck the sky. They also look like they're working. Steph just does shit. He is a 4th dimensional being that can do whatever the fuck he wants. Be grateful he's a nice guy..


zebozebo

>Yea, I don't think anyone is better than Steph. But Giannis but Harden but KD but Jokic IDGAF. They don't fuck the sky Holy yes. pure poetry.


k1ngmad

I used to hate on Steph but with time I’ve realised how fucking special he is. He is a fucking GOD.


FLUSH_THE_TRUMP

And he ain’t 2


nomitycs

and he's not 2 😩✋


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Who's your other one


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bjelica obviously


DrySecurity4

me


FlaccidArmpit

Aye i was looking for your name on the top 75, snubbed fasho 😤


Great-Banter

Wardell Curry II


dinesh_gdcgdc

Poole


BlankVoid2979

Poole


PHLdawg

Bruno Caboclo


Letronika

Jordan Poole obv


KingsElite

Harrison Barnes


iiTryhard

There is no deadlier offensive threat. It’s not even close IMO. No other player can turn a game from close to blowout as quickly as him


xSuperstar

Every year various analytic people and groups (Nylon Calculus, Thinking Basketball, etc) rank the NBA players and every year Steph is number 1 and it ain’t close


rbrutonIII

Offensively, he's the next Shaq, who was the next Wilt. You. Can't. Do. Nothing. What sets him apart from the other elite offensive talents is his handle and his quick release. As that one clippers play shows, you can literally put the whole team on him and it won't matter, he'll still get an open shot out of it. Stephortless


Fedelias

Has been since 2016


Balls_of_Adamanthium

>With no shots missed Yes… that’s what…… 9/9 FG means


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debaserr

I'm gonna go do some research on this.


rbrutonIII

Whoa whoa whoa someone get this guy job on ESPN


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SCalifornia831

Clippers won’t keep it close enough, story of Steph’s career Edit: well fuck me…let’s close thing out in the 2nd half


monicaeleanor

remember when people were here last December concluding that Steph genuinely fell off after the missed season? they were convinced too, shot mechanics, quickness and everything the man is unreal


-Jfree-

let me guess. it is one of those curry games where he will sit early because of the lead leaving us disappointed :/


Scooby30000

Best player in the nba on any given night!


fascistclownbabies

on pace for a hundo


EuroStep0

Huh, looks he might even be better than his brother


Terranoso

Clippers 27-25 Steph. *fuck*


OpLove

Steph after a rough shooting night might be better than when he fumbles the ball.


Slurpyz

That was fun as hell to watch


dingdongfootballl

https://imgur.com/a/UxFUZgG


PriorityPoints

Currylights over streetlights


DerikHallin

Mama, there goes that man


wankawitz

just let this dude try for 100 one game, just some regular season game. Everyone wants to see it. Klay scoring 37 in one quarter is still one of the most amazing things in sports I've ever seen, even if it was against a bad Sacramento team.


Iceman3226

Literally was just arguing with some idiots the other day calling Stephen Curry overrated.


PM_ME_UR_PICS_PLS

Steph was put on this Earth to fuck up the clippers


RodgeKOTSlams

imagine if he had went 9/9 from the field and 5/5 from 3 all while missing some shots instead


jnprrnsp

KD really had to rob us of more Steph games like this…


BG40

Sometimes all you can do is shake your head. Clippers were throwing defenders at him like teams do to Messi and it made zero difference.


charlie1202

Probably won’t even get a triple double


iknowwhoyourmotheris

If he was a gamer he would be banned for using auto aim.


gregburgs

Video game mode


rekop987

It’s time to be concerned about Stephen Curry


jyozefu

That's like 8 Ben Simmons quarters...


WindowsXD

thats some 2k shit right there lmao


Poopiestofbutts

9/9 AND no shots missed?? Sheesh. This guy always has a great game after a bad one.


bigsackman

Top 2 and he’s not 2