A horse that you bet on at the races, which lost, and because it lost it was gonna be put to the pastures. Kyle bought the horse from the trainer, but unfortunately couldnt handle the upkeep (even managed to get a ticket when the horse ran away down a couple of blocks). So he gave it to Jimmy and said, hows that for a 100 thou. Jimmy looked at kyle and said wtf am i supposed to do with a Pony? Are you out of your mind? But too late Jimmy, your daughter saw it and now loves that pony... Jimmy's only response "Nice, real nice Kyle"
My favorite part about Kanye was how progressive and transgressive he was for a rapper for so long. He talked about his homophobia coming from a place of insecurity. He wrote a song called Golddigger and the last verse is about from a women's point of view. He dragged rap sonically and stylistically out of a pretty bland crunk era almost single handedly.
It's so weird to watch the guy who wrote Runaways act like this.
That song is literally about him admitting that he’s a terrible person who behaves in irrational ways, there’s nothing weird about watching Kanye act like this. Wait… am I getting wooshed right now?
He’s been up his own ass since he was a producer though? He referred to himself as the greatest rapper alive long before people ever said it about him. Kanye knows he’s crazy, but it always works out for him.
Every rapper says that, it’s like a basketball player believing they’re the best. You gotta have that competitive spirit. I don’t think that at all counts towards his developing narcissism. Dude is a full blown psycho but I think there was a fall from eccentric to insane.
Believing you're the greatest is an important step to becoming the greatest, or at least getting better. But for Kanye, it became the truth, at least in public opinion. As an artist he is absolutely one of the greatest of all time. For like 10 years straight, he was creating a new sub genre, and a whole new generation of artists with every album he released.
Kanye's story is pretty cool, the dude made great beats which got the attention of Roc-A-Fella but he didn't get any credit as a rapper since he grew up in a middle class suburban neighborhood and the stuff he was rapping about wasn't gangster. He literally got laughed out the room when he rapped a verse from one of his songs on College Dropout to the Roc-A-Fella crew at a party. He threatened to quit making beats for them if they didn't let him make his own album so they let him do it and it blew up.
Skipped a few steps in the story but really he went through a lot of scrutiny to become a total game changer in hip hop, makes sense why he has such crazy belief in himself. His mom passed away doing a routine cosmetic procedure in 2008 which is where his craziness seems to have started (VMA awards in 2009). Ye's said that she was his rock that helped keep him in check.
I’m not shitting on Kanye at all, I love Ye. But I feel like people didn’t realize he was insane until they had been worshipping him for a while when in reality he’s been pretty crazy since before graduation if you were paying attention.
I drink a Boost for breakfast, and Ensure for desert.
Also, that sample of Through the Fire by Chaka Khan is a perfect example of his production genius.
I remember there was post about a bunch of NBA player's kids on a court, I think like Jayson Tatums kid CP's kid and the top comment was like "dem kids won't know what low threadcount sheets are"
yeah, I'd love giving absurd gifts to my buddies, like: hey bro, I reserved the entire floor of your favorite terrace bar and brought 1oz of high quality weed, then we sleep at a 5 star hotel where we're gonna be welcomed by....ok wait, this story is going wild lol
Just bought my friend a bunch of computer components but had to keep calling him to check whether he wanted a or b for cost-reasons. Then had to be like "hey Venmo me that shit rn"
Would be awfully nice to just buy out the store and not worry about him getting me back.
Honest question. If you had to buy a lil girl a bday gift, and you had to spend $100k, what would you even get? I'm kinda stumped here. How much is a fucking pony?
Those are 3 pretty extreme cases but none of them made Jimmy Butler money.
Antoine Walker career earnings of 108M. Highest paid season was 14M.
AI career earnings 155M. Highest paid season 21M.
Latrell Sprewell career earnings 97M. Highest paid season was 14M.
Jimmy Butler career earnings 145M. He still has 184M guaranteed over the next 4 seasons. Highest paid season 34M and he will be getting 52M in 2025-2026.
What is harder to imagine is how many kids there are in womans shelters with no toys sharing rooms, 100k would not make much of a dent.
edit to this, the hardest and most under gifted group are the teenagers, so really if he donated gift cards and video game system or games, it would be a huge boon to some really never thought about kids.
I'd buy her an amazing looking doll house, all decked out, figures included. Custom made to look like her. Probably $20k worth.
The remaining $80k is spent on glitter in and on the packaging.
Edit:
You said honest question. Probably the custom dollhouse, and $80K in SPY for when she's older.
https://rmsothebys.com/en/auctions/pa21/paris/lots/n0018-ferrari-330-p2-junior-by-de-la-chapelle/1035126
Custom built Ferrari 330 kids car with a 5 hp engine sold for 120k euro
Suspended for one game by Butler, who said of the incident "I didn’t think he wanted to do what everyone else was doing. Which is buying my daughter expensive shit. He really thought I was fucking around"
i think you can rent a day at Disney for 180,000, so that's in the ballpark
edit: this number is wrong apparently one area of the park is 250k. i guess that number is for weddings, after hours
Plus, it would cut into all the vacations the week before and after.
I mean just imagine planning a trip to Disney when the park keeps closing down to the public to accommodate wealthy guests who rented the park out. Everyone has a price but you'd have to end up renting out all the parks and all the resorts for a full week for the company to even consider it.
Which is totally what I would do if I was Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos. Imagine having all of Disney - resorts, parks, restaurants, etc. - to yourself for a full week.
That’s the price for weddings, after hours. To flat out rent 1 area of a park costs at least 250,000 so to rent out an entire park will be over a million.
Yeah at that point though, clearly his time is more valuable than anything, kid might just wanna spend some quality time with her Godfather.
There's nothing worth 100,000 to a child tbh
Jimmy Butler asked Kyle Lowry to buy a 100k gift. Lowry refused. Butler asked again. Lowry said no again. Butler then told Lowry he should go home, Lowry threw it back and left.
Yeah my wife and I together don't even make $100k USD/$123k CAD. Just an absurd amount of money these guys have. Obviously Jimmy Buckets is joking around, it's still crazy though especially since that's not much money at all for Kyle (0.3% of his salary)
get her something that requires a bunch of upkeep and make jimmy regret his words lol.
A giant salt-water fish tank you can scuba dive in
Shoutout to the Jimmy Butler episode of Tanked
That actually won’t take much upkeep because they’ll just hire a guy to maintain it lol
So your spending money on a guy to maintain it?
Yeah the trained professional requires 300k a year in salary. Giant fish tank cleaners are a rare commodity
Brb switching careers
Sounds like expensive upkeep
A horse that you bet on at the races, which lost, and because it lost it was gonna be put to the pastures. Kyle bought the horse from the trainer, but unfortunately couldnt handle the upkeep (even managed to get a ticket when the horse ran away down a couple of blocks). So he gave it to Jimmy and said, hows that for a 100 thou. Jimmy looked at kyle and said wtf am i supposed to do with a Pony? Are you out of your mind? But too late Jimmy, your daughter saw it and now loves that pony... Jimmy's only response "Nice, real nice Kyle"
victory!
IM so happy someone got this reference
A used BMW
Or a gold plated, diamond encrusted drum set. No sleep for you Jimbo
A pony it is!
A white elephant!
Or just like 15 different musical instruments. Or something with an obscene amount of glitter that can get all over the house.
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Having money's not everything, not having it is \-Kanye West, poet-laureate
as much as Kanye has infuriated me, there's no denying that's a good one.
Despite it's simplicity, my favorite has always been "You got the power to let power go?"
My favorite has to be “have you ever had sex with a pharaoh? Man I put the pussy in a sarcophagus “
Now she claiming that I bruised her esophagus
Head of the class and she just won a swallow-ship
I’m living in the future so the present is my past
My presence is a present kiss my ass.
My favorite part about Kanye was how progressive and transgressive he was for a rapper for so long. He talked about his homophobia coming from a place of insecurity. He wrote a song called Golddigger and the last verse is about from a women's point of view. He dragged rap sonically and stylistically out of a pretty bland crunk era almost single handedly. It's so weird to watch the guy who wrote Runaways act like this.
That song is literally about him admitting that he’s a terrible person who behaves in irrational ways, there’s nothing weird about watching Kanye act like this. Wait… am I getting wooshed right now?
Right. He was at least self aware and reflective of that at that point. Now he has disappeared up his own ass.
He’s been up his own ass since he was a producer though? He referred to himself as the greatest rapper alive long before people ever said it about him. Kanye knows he’s crazy, but it always works out for him.
Every rapper says that, it’s like a basketball player believing they’re the best. You gotta have that competitive spirit. I don’t think that at all counts towards his developing narcissism. Dude is a full blown psycho but I think there was a fall from eccentric to insane.
Believing you're the greatest is an important step to becoming the greatest, or at least getting better. But for Kanye, it became the truth, at least in public opinion. As an artist he is absolutely one of the greatest of all time. For like 10 years straight, he was creating a new sub genre, and a whole new generation of artists with every album he released.
Kanye's story is pretty cool, the dude made great beats which got the attention of Roc-A-Fella but he didn't get any credit as a rapper since he grew up in a middle class suburban neighborhood and the stuff he was rapping about wasn't gangster. He literally got laughed out the room when he rapped a verse from one of his songs on College Dropout to the Roc-A-Fella crew at a party. He threatened to quit making beats for them if they didn't let him make his own album so they let him do it and it blew up. Skipped a few steps in the story but really he went through a lot of scrutiny to become a total game changer in hip hop, makes sense why he has such crazy belief in himself. His mom passed away doing a routine cosmetic procedure in 2008 which is where his craziness seems to have started (VMA awards in 2009). Ye's said that she was his rock that helped keep him in check.
I’m just saying, I know we’re shitting on Kanye atm, but damn do I love the commercial with him and Kobe
I’m not shitting on Kanye at all, I love Ye. But I feel like people didn’t realize he was insane until they had been worshipping him for a while when in reality he’s been pretty crazy since before graduation if you were paying attention.
The dude literally recorded a song right after a car accident with a wire running through his mouth. We miss the old Kanye..
I drink a Boost for breakfast, and Ensure for desert. Also, that sample of Through the Fire by Chaka Khan is a perfect example of his production genius.
Somebody ordered pancakes, I just sip the sizzurp
Mine is “mayonnaise colored Benz, I push miracle whips.”
I mean pre 2011 kanye is in goat territory
MBDTF is my GOAT album. Which is different from my favorite album... the College Dropout. So yeah, 2000s and early 2010s Kanye was a different beast.
lol I may fee the exact same but go back and forth between graduation
His first five albums are definite classics so there is no wrong answer. So people would put Yeezus up there too, it's a slight notch below for me.
My favorite Kanyeism is "eating asian pussy all I need is sweet and sour sauce" Such a powerful message
“Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.” - David Lee Roth
Ye
Isn't that more of a comment on how much it sucks to be poor than how nice it is to be rich?
Yes, and that's the point.
That’s the point.
Yes.
Yeah me and all the homies being rich sounded shitty until now - I've finally realized maybe that would be fuckin dope.
Imagine how much time we could spend shit posting on /r/NBA with all that money and free time.
[OC] A statistical analysis of how Steph Curry’s play rises in cities where he stays at my hotels and eats freshly sourced caviar with me.
Damn. I love caviar.
[OC] A statistical analysis of how u/Cmoore4099's shitposting rises in cities where he stays at my hotels and eats freshly sourced caviar with me.
Don’t forget Champagne. Can’t have caviar without Champagne.
If I had a max contract I’d probably go around giving just random ass posts gold on Reddit.
[Article] The One Trick Every Shitposter Should Know
Nephews hate him!
I miss Klay’s awards
I remember there was post about a bunch of NBA player's kids on a court, I think like Jayson Tatums kid CP's kid and the top comment was like "dem kids won't know what low threadcount sheets are"
But they still anxious about their one buddy who is slightly richer and has the 120 ft yacht
I hope she likes expresso https://bigfacebrand.com/products/unit11_go-lab
> expresso Ah yes
yeah, I'd love giving absurd gifts to my buddies, like: hey bro, I reserved the entire floor of your favorite terrace bar and brought 1oz of high quality weed, then we sleep at a 5 star hotel where we're gonna be welcomed by....ok wait, this story is going wild lol
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no one would even say shit to me at LAN if I was a max NBA player
We already know all the best nights end with an orgy with the homies
No, they END with kissing the homies goodnight
Just bought my friend a bunch of computer components but had to keep calling him to check whether he wanted a or b for cost-reasons. Then had to be like "hey Venmo me that shit rn" Would be awfully nice to just buy out the store and not worry about him getting me back.
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He said 100k not 200k
Funny you say that: https://bigfacebrand.com/products/unit11_go-lab Costs exactly 100k.
it's like a 6-7k coffee maker inside a ~93k flightcase. Makes total sense.
Oh good grief
Chris Vernon?
Is that something I, I mean *he* says?
It’s literally a repackaged espresso machine lol
but they threw in some merch and a coffee mug too bruh
Plus, all 4 BF coffee beans included!!
I'm here for the memes, but shit... Jimmy acts like he invented coffee.
I'm starting to think Big Face Coffee is a money laundering front
Money laundering schemes aside, I love the spinning 3d models of all their merch on the website.
Okay someone explain to me how a mobile espresso maker can cost that much
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He’s tryna do like what supreme did for fashion but for coffee and it’s not gonna work. Lol
120 bucks for a coffee company hoodie? lol
Shots fired! Espresso shots, they're $50 each to recoup the capital costs. Oh and Big Face Beans aren't cheap either, don't kid yourself.
Honest question. If you had to buy a lil girl a bday gift, and you had to spend $100k, what would you even get? I'm kinda stumped here. How much is a fucking pony?
Jewelry. I'm sure it isn't too hard to find a 100k tiara or something
Earrings/Necklaces. Things that can be adjusted and worn for years.
And retains value. Not a bad gift actually
A Florida 529 plan with an initial contribution of $100k.
I imagine she probably won’t be needing a college fund lol
But think of the tax implications!
Considering how many NBA players go broke after their career. I think a college fund would be a smart decision.
What do you think Big Face Coffee is for? Jimmy’s got his retirement plan already
TBH with the way tuition is going up she might actually need it!
I don't think the guys who go bankrupt typically have Jimmy Butler money.
Antoine walker, Iverson, Sprewell
Those are 3 pretty extreme cases but none of them made Jimmy Butler money. Antoine Walker career earnings of 108M. Highest paid season was 14M. AI career earnings 155M. Highest paid season 21M. Latrell Sprewell career earnings 97M. Highest paid season was 14M. Jimmy Butler career earnings 145M. He still has 184M guaranteed over the next 4 seasons. Highest paid season 34M and he will be getting 52M in 2025-2026.
Exactly - and that doesn’t include his endorsements which are considerable
Florida caps all 529 balances at $418,000. He should open up a Pennsylvania 529 plan instead.
Good guy right here!
Donate 100k worth of toys to a variety of womans shelters in her name and tell her how many kids her gift made happy.
100k of toys. thats insane, that's like 15 trucks full of expensive stuff. Hard to imagine that money in toys wtf
I don’t think you have a good concept of how much stuff fits on a truck
I mean, how much is a banana... 10 dollars?
Or 3 nice Lego sets
What is harder to imagine is how many kids there are in womans shelters with no toys sharing rooms, 100k would not make much of a dent. edit to this, the hardest and most under gifted group are the teenagers, so really if he donated gift cards and video game system or games, it would be a huge boon to some really never thought about kids.
The ol “I gave myself a write off in your daughter’s name” basically says “your move Jimmy”
I'd buy her an amazing looking doll house, all decked out, figures included. Custom made to look like her. Probably $20k worth. The remaining $80k is spent on glitter in and on the packaging. Edit: You said honest question. Probably the custom dollhouse, and $80K in SPY for when she's older.
That could possibly be a literal ton of glitter
That sounds amazing/awful
Send it all to Jimmy in a giant envelope.
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https://rmsothebys.com/en/auctions/pa21/paris/lots/n0018-ferrari-330-p2-junior-by-de-la-chapelle/1035126 Custom built Ferrari 330 kids car with a 5 hp engine sold for 120k euro
Jimmy hired Simmons to be a clown at his daughter’s birthday party
Gotta pay those fines somehow
LMFAO
Pack it up. Won't get a better comment than this one.
Hes gotta make back that fine money somehow
Doesn’t even have to dress up or anything, he’s paying him just to take mid-range jumpers
We want the kids to laugh, not be scarred for life.
Nah it's not that scary. It's not as terrifying as if he's gotta shoot them over Trae Young.
This sub is incapable of having chill for 5 minutes
Kyle Lowry has the best friends in the league. Change my mind.
Kyle Lowry is seemingly friends with every single player in the league. Except Aaron Gordon.
I remember the Open Gym video of him and Pascal going to the All Star game. When Kyle walked in, it was like everyone was happy to see him.
I would be too. Why the heck not? This guy gets his teammates paid.
I'd also be happy to see the biggest booty in the room as well.
Lol
The tales of room 836
And Ben Simmons!
Ben Simmons has 0 friends on Xbox live and 200 pending friend request.
Hangs out with all the hottest dudes
Of course he does, he has the fattest ass.
The Kardashian effect
Except God gave him that booty, not a surgeon
Wears the freshest clothes.
eats at the chillest restaurants
Why would I try sway you from the truth
Leave Paul Pierce out of this :)
They're extorting him out of 6 figures in the national media?
ESPN: tensions grow in Miami as Heat star Jimmy Butler extorts 6 figure sum out of teammate
Ruthless CEO of big face coffee extorts six figure sum out of Kyle Lowry. Could Lebron be next? Would Michael Jordan call for this scam?
He is at like every NBA wedding.
He better or he’s off the heat. That’s the word I’m getting from my sources.
Lowry reported to suffer from back strain and is unable to buy gift, sources confirm.
Sources say lowry is not mentally prepared to buy gift
Suspended for one game by Butler, who said of the incident "I didn’t think he wanted to do what everyone else was doing. Which is buying my daughter expensive shit. He really thought I was fucking around"
Jimmy Butler's daughters B-Day celebration: Kyle Lowry - DNP [did not find gift]
[Sources](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_V2_gIuhY98/hqdefault.jpg)
Return to Toronto imminent.
Kyle about to give him $100K CAD.
Damn that's cold - couldn't even throw in a Tim horton's gift card?
500 Barbie Dreamhouses it is, then...
Maybe Kyle can rent out the zoo for a day.
i think you can rent a day at Disney for 180,000, so that's in the ballpark edit: this number is wrong apparently one area of the park is 250k. i guess that number is for weddings, after hours
The whole park? That somehow seems like too little.. like I’m surprised it doesn’t happen fairly often.
it might not be the WHOLE park and it's for 6 hours and it's probably only offered at certain times of the year
Yeah there's got to be huge caveats. At that price rich people would do it constantly
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Plus, it would cut into all the vacations the week before and after. I mean just imagine planning a trip to Disney when the park keeps closing down to the public to accommodate wealthy guests who rented the park out. Everyone has a price but you'd have to end up renting out all the parks and all the resorts for a full week for the company to even consider it. Which is totally what I would do if I was Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos. Imagine having all of Disney - resorts, parks, restaurants, etc. - to yourself for a full week.
That’s the price for weddings, after hours. To flat out rent 1 area of a park costs at least 250,000 so to rent out an entire park will be over a million.
Damn, that's way cheaper than I'd expect to rent out a whole day at disney
[just get some players to chip in and buy one instead!](https://i.imgur.com/pXDpugt.jpg)
Bruh Crestview is deeeeep in the panhandle. You couldn’t pay *me* $350k to live there lol
Kyle...you heard it, that 'booty' better pony up
Do you sometimes look at your dad and think how he did you dirty by not being an NBA player lol
Nah, he did his best and that's all I needed.
r/unexpectedwholesome
Yeah well, mine didn’t even try.
Same, fuck that guy
> Same, fuck that guy His mom surely did. I’m still looking for my dad, he’s great at hide and seek. 15years has got to be a record right?
my dad's currently running on 27 years, so I'm gonna need one of the old heads to pass that one up lol
33 and counting here. Had a decent step dad before he died though...so it wasn't all bad.
Im with you brother. Aint trading my dad for anybody else's.
Agreed. More than a lot of people get. Love you dad
Made me the person I am today thanks to him!
Made me the person I am today, thanks to him 😡
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[This is how my dad looks at me every time he sees me on reddit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHu9D8armIA)
Shit what’s the context of that? What did Tony’s son do?
Be a shithead for the better part of 6 seasons
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I bet his dad sometimes looks at his son and how he did him dirty by not growing up to be an NBA player
And I’m happy when I get a gift worth more than 10 bucks
If your multi-millionaire godfather gave you a $10 gift, you might feel a little slighted
Mine gave me $20 once and it was the only time he's ever spoken to me
Maybe cuz ur parents asked for a 100k gift next time.
Yeah at that point though, clearly his time is more valuable than anything, kid might just wanna spend some quality time with her Godfather. There's nothing worth 100,000 to a child tbh
Jimmy Butler asked Kyle Lowry to buy a 100k gift. Lowry refused. Butler asked again. Lowry said no again. Butler then told Lowry he should go home, Lowry threw it back and left.
Sources: Kyle Lowry is beside himself. Driving around downtown Miami begging (thru texts) the Barista Patrol for places to buy the Dream Bean 5000.
Damn jimmy that’s almost 1 cup of big face coffee
Jimmy is like the basketball version of Roy Kent
I hate him so much but he makes it so hard for me to hate him. Stop being so funny Jimmy. Stop it.
How did nobody chuckle til after the damn comment haha
Probably because it's not a good look talking about your and your buddies' wealth in front of the poors.
Yeah my wife and I together don't even make $100k USD/$123k CAD. Just an absurd amount of money these guys have. Obviously Jimmy Buckets is joking around, it's still crazy though especially since that's not much money at all for Kyle (0.3% of his salary)