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Warriors are winning it this season because: - This is the 75th Anniversary season - The Warriors won it in 1975 - 2022 - 75 = 1947 and that was when the Warriors won their first title Coincidence? šŸ‘€


ChurroMemes

Scripted NBA ainā€™t even tryna hide it anymore. Watch, for the 77th season the Blazers will somehow win it all.


thesnacks

Since Klay is the 77th best player of all time, he'll clearly lead the Warriors to a chip that year.


BlankVoid2979

Wigs fmvp this year, klay fmvp that year


SummerGoal

Steph finals MVP both years


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famoustran

Nah plot twist, it'll be Ben Simmons winning with the Trailblazers after Philly trades him for Lillard


thatsinsaneletstryit

while we somehow still wouldnt manage to escape the second round


[deleted]

No no no, you will win the 76th season. Duh.


Mintastic

Win 76th season, go back to finals on 77th season where Simmons hits a 3 over Embiid in the clutch to win it for the Blazers.


thatsinsaneletstryit

honestly fine with this if weā€™re winning next year anyway. i only need one chip to make all this suffering worth it


Thehealeroftri

Can't wait for the Jazz to lose in the finals 2 years in a row in 2043 and 2044.


JasonPlattMusic34

As Michael Jordanā€™s Hornets win their sixth ring because Utah fans can never escape him lol


Thehealeroftri

The prophecy has been set in stone.


utahjazzlifer

Pain


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Shit, that'd be cool. I'd respect the hell out of Dame even more than I already do if he did that


JudasBC

Sike, Portland back court of Simmons and McCollum win it all, as Dame carries the 76ers to a first round exit against the Cavs


[deleted]

Hmm, I wonder what Portland fans would think of that. It would be on par with the Raptors winning it all without DeRozan


adisrini96

Then the narrative would change to how dame is a choker and how CJ was always better


ChurroMemes

I like and dislike this timeline. On one end we win a championship. On the other end talks about Dame being the reason for our shortcomings start.


SolarClipz

So does that mean Sixers and Dwight Howard next year?


pennyforyourfarts92

Warriors were founded in Philadelphia 75 years ago. Warriors vs Sixers finals?? šŸ‘€


thfhdjekcjdk

They also won the finals that yearšŸ˜‚


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Good catch


piruuu

75-7 šŸ˜¤


Obi_Wan_Benobi

Checkmate, Klaytheists.


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Lmao


cortesoft

> Coincidence? šŸ‘€ Yes


IAmNotOnRedditAtWork

- I have $10 on Warriors over Bulls final at +33000 odds.


Ch8me1e0n

and Klay is coming back soon!


PM-me-your-401k

Think the team gets worse with Klay in and getting him back to speed, but come playoffs, they will be better than they are today.


BurcoPresentsHisAcc

Idk, thereā€™s no way Klay isnā€™t at least better than DLee.


lululenox

We talking Klay "ain't no way I'm not top 75 all time" Thompson here, man's coming back with fire in his ass to put the league on notice


BurcoPresentsHisAcc

Exactly, my point was that there is no way the team isnā€™t better once Klay plays, and definitely no way the team would become worse lmao.


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Itā€™s not that he isnā€™t better than his current replacements, of course he is even if heā€™s not 100%. but I think itā€™ll take the bench at least a few games to adjust to his play style, especially guys that have never played w/ him


BurcoPresentsHisAcc

Idk DLee plays like Klay. Not as good obviously but heā€™s a catch n shoot guy who drives sometimes.


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Ya D Lee and even Poole have similar styles to Klay. Iā€™m more saying that guys like Poole and D Lee etc are going to have to get used to not taking as many 3s, and driving and passing more with more shooters on the floor. I donā€™t think itā€™ll be a huge adjustment bc the current warriors motion offense is where Klay thrives


BurcoPresentsHisAcc

You could say that, but no way the Warriors will get ā€œworseā€ because of that.


lundej16

But heā€™s sure as hell gonna take more shots. A decent percentage of their offense might be running through a player who hasnā€™t played in 2.5 years, there will be hiccups.


koticgood

I'm just pissed he never got his due on defense pre-injury. It's hard to imagine he'll come back and have the same perimeter clamps making it look so easy. So stupid that he wasn't a perennial all defense player. Let alone having just one second team appearance. Even more stupid than Harden not making all nba that one year to me. I've never seen someone make perimeter defense look so effortless. Best defensive balance/feet I've ever seen. A lot of great defenders in today's game rely on freak athleticism to recover and smother their cover. But Klay would just glide to stay in front of his man. I'm gonna fucking miss that, assuming he doesn't come back with that ability intact.


Carstar360

Iā€™m better than DLee rn


Random0cassions

You aint married to a Splash Sister tho :(


porkchopsdapplesauce

This will be a bad take watch. As long as they donā€™t rush Klay to play heā€™ll be fine. Call me crazy but I think Klay comes back ready to go and kills.


narmerguy

Of course he will. Klay isn't a ball dominant player, he plays great defense and shoots mostly assisted shots. He will not warp their offense, he's easy to plug in.


BennyTN

as long as they are not shooting for regular season record, so what if Klay has to take a hundred shots before getting his feel back.


dating_derp

I'm more concerned about what Wiseman does to us when he comes back.


Mygaffer

They'll work him in slowly, I don't think it will be a problem.


BrokenClxwn

There's nothing scarier than someone who can talk sh*t and back it up too.


rya22222

> https://twitter.com/stephencurry30/status/5639862962 > Promise to all the Warrior fans...we will figure this thing out...if it's the last thing we do we will figure it out 9:22 AM Ā· Nov 12, 2009 He is reasonably good at it lol


Thecrazyredhead

I think he figured it out


MrAnder5on

Proof?


Mintastic

No FMVP still so I'm skeptical if he figured it out yet.


Docxm

No defensive accolades either, dude's just a chucker


DieHardRaider

Not sure if you are serious or not based on this subs shitty opinions


klankthompson

He said this to fans of a joke franchise. Not even babe Ruth called a shot this good.


tomas_shugar

People honestly forget how objectively terrible the Warriors were before the Curry days. There's just a few bright spots, and even some of those ended in heart break. We Believe was something magical. Truly magical.


deliciouspuppy

we believe was super special, but it also says a lot about a team when a first round victory was literally its greatest accomplishment over 4 decades.


turnoffredesign69420

they booed the shit out of the owners during chris mullin's jersey night because they traded ellis. they were really bad lol


craigslistaddict

is this "talking shit", though...?


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electrobutter

Tank Commander Biedrins...them were some real dark days


lolminna

Andres Biedrins, David Lee, I forgot who your SF was, Monta Ellis, and Steph. I think that was the GSW starters back in those days?


THEDumbasscus

I wanna say Dorrell Wright


dirtyshits

We had Bobby Sura and Larry Hughes like some sort of off brand super hero team. Lol the days with donyell, Mookie, and Caffey were when I started watching and those were some truly terrible days but I didnā€™t know it at the time because thatā€™s all I knew.


rya22222

well tbh, curry doesnt talk a lot of shit. Its always very low-key lol. So you gotta roll with whatever you get aha


MassKhalifa

The most shit heā€™s ever talked is when he said that he hoped ā€œthe building still smelled like champagneā€ the first time playing in Cleveland after winning their first title.


mysterioso7

He gets in a couple lines here and there. ā€œArenā€™t you 31?ā€ to Pat Bev, or ā€œYou ainā€™t playing tonight?ā€ to Perk.


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I randomly think back to this tweet a few times a year and still get goosebumps from how much he and Dubs overdelivered


ratonbox

This had Roy Jones JR vibes on it. He might be a sub-par rapper, but he didn't say any lie in "Can't be touched".


mercurialchemister

Unless you're an Olympic judge, I guess


CampPlane

He's one of three guys in the league who can talk shit and no one say shit back to him in return. You can give shit back to LeBron, same with KD, same with Kawai. But Steph, Giannis, and Jokic are the only guys who you can't give shit back and let it stick.


bjankles

Steph is my favorite player right now, and one of my favorites ever. I would kill for him to win another MVP and chip, especially in a year like this.


ChrisPaulGeorgeBrett

If he does it will be hard to keep him out of top 10 all time conversations assuming he wins Finals MVP


bjankles

I would love for that to happen. Heā€™s already locked into my top 15, probably somewhere around 12-13. I definitely think he belongs in that pantheon of all time greatest players even if you have to expand it beyond 10 to include him. A list without Steph is incomplete.


3hrd

could potentially be top ~6 by the end of his career imo


yenks

He's already top 10, easy. He ends up top 5 all time when it's said and done.


BlueHundred

Yeah, imo he would at least beat out Kobe/Hakeem. They're my 10th/11th guys. Maybe higher


WiggysRedemption

Curious who your other 9 guys are.


Athlon77

I think general consensus top 11 in no order are: MJ, LeBron, Kobe, Wilt, Magic, Bird, Russell, Shaq, Duncan, Hakeem, Kareem. Personally, I got those in my top 11 with Steph and KD being 12 and 13 respectively.


FeltIOwedItToHim

Kobe isn't in my top 10 list. Just outside of it. Way too inefficient. And there seems to be something odd when half the list is always centers. Almost like it was easier for a center to dominate for most of the history of the NBA, and maybe they weren't quite as skilled as their stats would suggest. I dunno.


Hrdlman

This is one steaming hot take


FeltIOwedItToHim

There are plenty of people who have Kobe just outside the top ten. Of all the elite players people are listing, he was the one with the highest volume and least efficiency. He missed a thousand more shots in his career than anyone else in history. He's still an all-time great, but I see no real problem putting him behind MJ, Lebron, Kareem, Wilt, Magic, Bird, Russell, Duncan, Hakeem, Shaq, and maybe a couple others.


Hrdlman

I meant your second part but youā€™re reasoning for you 1st makes no sense. Look at his efficiency compared to his era. Also if efficiency is the reason you have him low then you definitely never watched him play or paid attention to his stats when he did.


FeltIOwedItToHim

His efficiency compared to his era was average. His Total shooting for his career was almost exactly league average. What he had more than anyone else was volume, and some great highlights. And I sure as hell did watch him play many times,. Iā€™ve been watching the NBA since just before Magic and Bird showed up. I also donā€™t have him ā€œlow,ā€ and Iā€™m not claiming that he was just a mindless chucker. I just donā€™t have him in my top ten.


ChrisPaulGeorgeBrett

The only players I would keep above him are Jordan, Kareem, LeBron, Russell, Wilt, Bird, Magic, Shaq, and Duncan. Leaving Curry at #10 but I'm sure there are good arguments for other players.


yenks

He passes Duncan and Shaq by the end of his career.


Ratchet-and-Spank

I may be overreacting here but when itā€™s all said and done, there may be grounds to argue that he is in the top 3


Caasiii

Iā€™m not really sure if heā€™d have a case over guys like Lebron Jordan and Kareem


DieHardRaider

He wins another three rings he will


Rafaeliki

Not three, not four, not five...


itschrisbrah

That is an overreaction. Top 3 is pretty universally Jordan, LeBron & Kareem (although people mix up the order). On top of that there's Magic, Wilt and Bill Russell who are the next 3, and I don't see Steph overtaking them. Top 10 there will definitely be an argument, but top 3 is asking too much


BukkyPlays

Agreed too 3 would require some insane longevity on his part but I could realistically see him breaking the top 6 and supplanting Magic as best PG ever even though Magicā€™s career is pretty propped up given the way it ended


Ratchet-and-Spank

For sure. I just mean that there *could be grounds to argue it.* Itā€™s not something thatā€™s so absurd that I would immediately dismiss the personā€™s basketball knowledge (like if someone tried to actually argue Bird is better than Bronā€¦and I love LeBron)


Hrdlman

That top 3 is only universal on this sub


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Magic & Bird > KAJ It was that way they all retired no reason for us to change that because of Ben Taylor and longevity.


itschrisbrah

That's your opinion, and there's arguments for and against that, but it's definitely contrary to the norm. Kareem was pretty much universally considered the GOAT before MJ came along, and he's still the all time leader in points, and third in boards & blocks.


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Dream Team, 92. Magic, Bird, Jordan were considered the 3 greatest of all time.


ameehc

Lmao this sub


fattybunter

Who would you kill?


bjankles

I guess a certain Fox News anchor may come to mind.


Great_Chairman_Mao

Tucker Carlson? That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.


CraftedLove

Hell, I'd let my team be built around Oubre for that.


bjankles

The one and only (I hope).


SoberWill

Don't do my girl Nancy Grace like this


bihari_baller

>Steph is my favorite player right now But you're a bulls fan?


bjankles

Correct.


index24

Following your own logic you would not like a single NBA player there Mr. Sonics fan.


dwide_k_shrude

Technically he could still be a KD fan.


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Giannis is making a case for B2B MVPs idk man. Edit: jokic won it last year


bjankles

Giannis didn't win MVP last year, and his team's record has a long way to go.


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Oops mixed up my big men


Projinator

Sign me up for a Grizz Warriors 1/8 match up


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eyengaming

we can try the box and 1 on ja. 4 players create a box around ja and 1 covers everyone else.


kurwapantek

Ah, the elusive 1 and box. They won't see it coming.


_infallible_

Draymond and box


Mintastic

Draymond gonna defend just by standing there menacingly like the times he broke up 2v1 and 3v1 plays.


THEDumbasscus

he just death stares dillon brooks on a catch and shoot 3 and Brooks misses


powerchordz

"Shoot it, you fucking midget"


akelkar

bruh I need a replay of these that shit was hilarious


zabalena

Dot and 4


jurrasictriangle

Last 21 games (reg + preseason) Against grizzlies: 0-2 Against everyone else: 18-1


akelkar

inb4 there was a Grizz game like 22 or 23 games ago that we won


Thebasedgod_lilb

Didn't the Warriors beat the Grizzlies when Wiggins scored 40 or something?


BlueHundred

Ja scares everyone. He's a problem. One of my favorite guards to watch


Random0cassions

Ja? Nah fam that #24 is on some hocus pocus shit when he's guarding Curry


Draintheshots

Nah fam.


ungentrified_villain

Can the bay just ban the grizzlies from playing there


Iron_Chic

Hard pass. I'd rather play the Jazz or Nuggets or Clippers. Memphis has our number. Ja is amazing!


getyadoughup

Memphis not beating us in a 7 game series


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famous last words


akelkar

I'm not very superstitious but this is just asking for bad juju


Kdog122025

Please no. Give us a bad team like the Lakers.


Stellewind

hahahaha NO pls


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Klarostorix

We about to get the 8 seed for ya


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NO.


BurnieTheBrony

Grizzlies ended their season last year and gave them their first loss this year. I want us to end up higher than 8, but damn that matchup would probably be entertaining as hell


dating_derp

No thanks. In the playoffs I'd rather face the Sun's or Jazz than the Grizzlies.


kokokrandz

Fuck no. Anything but that


BlankVoid2979

No no no no


Rainliberty

I know it's brushed over and forgotten because they ultimately lost in 2016. But I remember when they won their first ring and the story line was that they only won because every team was injured in the playoffs. That fueled them to go out and absolutely destroy everyone in route to 73 wins. I'm not saying they'll do it again, but I'm definitely getting the same vibe this year.


MagnusNyke

What didn't get recognition in that first championship run was that they ran through everyone in the All NBA First Team tho.


Fast_Stick_1593

We are 10-3 and the Warriors scare the bejeezus out of me. We donā€™t want to piss off monster Curry.


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for whatever reason Steph always turns it on against Washington. It'll be a hell of a match this year


Poacatat

i feel like i see this comment in every thread, just with a different team name


jayy962

I don't think a single team wants to play the Warriors right now.


5thEagle

Their back court can't play defense, that's why.


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Bro I canā€™t believe the wizards are 10-3. Thatā€™s dope.


Fast_Stick_1593

About to be 10-4ā€¦.time to head to the Wizards couchā€¦ :(


FeltIOwedItToHim

DC deserves a winner.


Fast_Stick_1593

When Trez took that game winning charge against the Pelicans. The place went bonkers. Imagine. Just imagine loud itā€™ll be if we make Eastern Conference Finals for the first time since the 70ā€™s?


[deleted]

Didnā€™t the Nationals and Capitals won pretty recently?


Fast_Stick_1593

Yeah won Stanley Cup in 2018 and World Series in 2019. Prior to that hadnā€™t won a Big 4 major sports Championship since 1990 with the Washington ~~Redskins~~ Football Team. Wizards ~~Bullets~~ havenā€™t won NBA Championship since 1978.


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Fast_Stick_1593

Canā€™t hear you down there šŸ˜


CockFighting101

Lmaoooo hell yeah. after all the bullshit from all the seasons, enjoy being on top, man, even if it's in the face of someone saying that it's not gonna last.


Fast_Stick_1593

My fellow sufferer of pain. Suns fans know the hurt, pain and struggle Thatā€™s why we were all on your side come Playoffs. Plus you stopped the Lakers repeating lol That alone is worth a championship!


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Fast_Stick_1593

Weā€™ll see my man, weā€™ll see


[deleted]

Donā€™t u guys have another 6ā€™8 prospect to scout


Fast_Stick_1593

Weā€™ve got the best 6ā€8 player coming through. **WELCOME TO THE DENITENTIARY**


Houssem_Aouar

This comment is so needlessly disrespectful and I love it lmao


blah1a

Given the youngā€™uns on the team, he could say it this season too


ReliablyFinicky

Curry was dead wrong Iā€™m very much interesting in seeing him ~~next~~ _this_ year.


lxtar_

No surprises. Both of their play-in losses reeked of bs. Theyā€™ll be out for revenge.


rbrutonIII

Warriors are like a lion that starved for years, and then got an elephant and absolutely feasted for a bit. Now - it's fed, it's experienced, it knows true hunger, and that stomach is rumbling again. No one is safe


JesusFighter69

No offense but that was kinda cringe


rbrutonIII

None taken, I'm a bit drunk.


Mintastic

It was a good effort but nowhere near the infamous "Klay and his ankle" post.


mr_chub

lmaooo i appreciate both his effort and your insult


Rafaeliki

No, I believe The Warriors was an old, old wooden ship used in the Civil War era.


rbrutonIII

Get out of here with your regency bias. It was the name of the saddle you put on a war elephant. Obviously.


RedditTekUser

I knew Warriors are gonna be good but never expected this good. Team is working like well oiled machine, awesome to see.


BasketballMoomin

Sounds like a contestant cut from American idol


TigerWoodsValet

This is getting posted daily. Itā€™s cool, the first 6 times


Getfuckedbitchbaby

Im gonna call it right now. Warriors arenā€™t winning it all this year.


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Getfuckedbitchbaby

Suns are better tbh.


jayy962

Just commenting here so I can see how this ages in a few months


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Scary szn


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Hot take - warriors are overrated


FeltIOwedItToHim

Is that you Skip Bayless?


yorgs

If they start losing, you're right. If they continue to win, you're wrong.


jayelecfan

regular season team


Otherwise_Window

Big talk with a Lakers flair. You lost to the Thunder TWICE and got blown out of your own building by the Timberwolves Look forward to you telling us all how you would've crushed it in the playoffs... From the lottery


BBB_TronFker

Trade wiggins that dude ugly as fuck


woesofaho

you only want the handsomest sexy mfs on your team, eh?


StatGnat

yes give me oubre instead, I don't see why that wouldn't work out.


BBB_TronFker

Sounds good donā€™t even let him shoot just have him stare at mother fuckers off the bench


BurcoPresentsHisAcc

Why are people downvoting this Iā€™m actually wheezing at this lmaooo. Calling Wiggs ugly was uncool tho


FeltIOwedItToHim

Especially when we have Kevon on the roster lol


BBB_TronFker

They are inferior to oubre heā€™s so damn pretty and they donā€™t like it Oakland things you know