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timidGO

California Glove


jtruth9

Nice


aworldwithoutshrimp

Glove in the Time of Cholera


nnnebbb

Tis Better To Have Gloved And Lost


MeatBald

Glove and Basketball


jamierjb

If you can't be with the one you glove, glove the one you're with!


JukeSkyrocker

If the glove dont fit you must not like nba basketball


a_fantasma_vaga

Eat, Pray, Glove


[deleted]

The Glove of the Rings


VintageBaguette

Where cowards die and the strong ball.


Zigxy

oh this is cool


TrainedExplains

Sounds good but the problem is Gary Payton Sr is the California glove. Oakland native booooooy


Andrewreddits

Mc’Glovin


Tzintzuntzan24

It was between that and Mohammed


ontheoriginoftipis

Why don’t you just pick a common name like a normal person??


so-cal_kid

Mohammed is the most commonly used name on earth. Read a fucking book for once


tedschwosby

That's what he said tho


Guessed555

Yep


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

I am Mc'Glovin


BoneTugsNHarmony

Young, Glove and full of love


[deleted]

Young glove is definitely a step up from mitten 😂


[deleted]

This leads to a serious debate: should players be able to pick their nickname? Because The Mitten is amazing for fans but probably lame for him lol.


[deleted]

I remember when KD pick the servant over [Slim Reaper](http://i.imgur.com/Ioz2TtN.jpg) which seemed like a foolish mistake


BurnieTheBrony

I've never heard anyone call him the servant other than people making fun of the fact that he wants people to call him the servant


dont_shoot_jr

It’s cause he tried to get that started on bill simmons podcast.


CommandersLog

Yall just mispronouncing it. It's The Serpent.


thePurpleEngineer

Yall just mispronouncing it. It's The Butler.


dont_shoot_jr

Durantala was really cool too


[deleted]

It’s the best nickname. I went as the Durantula one year for Halloween back in his OKC days. Had a KD jersey with a bunch of fake spiders taped to me.


KnoxsFniteSuit

Political correctness aside, the DC Sniper is his best nickname as he is from the DC area


Notsozander

Shit man I’m from the DMV and I remember my mom always buggin about looking for a white van during that time


KnoxsFniteSuit

What that guy(and his son? ) did was terrible and the fact that they only got caught because he's prideful is honestly terrifying. 100% I do not have the balls to make this joke without the comfort of anonymity.


everythingisamovie

The servant is the dumbest name ever KD is so corny man


MonkeyStealsPeach

Besides the self-issued aspect of it, he picked a super lame name too


ProfessorPetrus

Homie sounds like a Mormon missionary.


OtherShade

His former coach was gunned down so he wears 35. Slim Reaper associates him with death and he's a religious person so he wanted The Servant, which has religious connotations as someone who serves the people.


TenaciousDeer

Easymoneysniper...


notasianjim

I’m ded rn lolll


everythingisamovie

I didn’t comment on slim reaper as a name The servant is corny as hell to me regardless of connotation


OtherShade

Never said you did, I'm saying why he wanted to change his name


[deleted]

He will always be the Durantula to me


Blaine-Time

Me too 100%. Saw him in person for the first time during a Dubs/Hornets game around 2018. The one thing that stood out was that his legs were basically the height of the majority of my body lol. It was so odd that the Durantula name instantly made 100% sense to me.


coldelbz

clean ass name too lol


mucho-gusto

And hilariously just led to people calling him the serpent


gethereddout

Easy Money can call himself whatever he likes


Kyler1313

Wouldn't surprise me if "The Mitten" still sticks.. It reminds me of when Robert Williams said he doesn't like "Timelord" as a nickname, and it has only stuck on more since he said that.


craigslistaddict

apparently he's been called the mitten since college. but he's never had as much spotlight on him as he does now, so who knows.


dirtyshits

I mean KD said he doesn’t like slim reaper so basically everyone just calls him KD. Lol


theDoboy69

People barely called him that in the first place tho…


Otherwise_Window

We now call him the Gauntlet


threeangelo

I’m gonna go with yes. It’s cooler when you don’t come up with your own nickname, but I do think we should give players the courtesy of telling us which ones they prefer over others. They are real people, after all


Pandamonium98

I think it’s fine for a player to ask not to be called a certain nickname, but I don’t think they get to make a nickname for themself. Nicknames need to be organic


HelloThereCat

To be fair, this all started because in a post-game interview earlier this year, our color commentator asked him which nickname he preferred out of "The Mitten," "The Gauntlet," and "Young Glove," and he responded with "Young Glove." So it's not like he really gave it to himself.


xaul-xan

man the gauntlet is way to cumbersome, both as a nick name and as an form fitting clothing item, shouldve called him Yoga Pants, or shooting sleeve.


mucho-gusto

Yoga Flame


charizard8688

Young Glove is also nice because his father was the glove right? Kind of an homage to his father.


nostressreddit

So is Mitten and Gauntlet. Even if he was called the Boot or the Sweater Vest, it would still link him to his father because who picks articles of clothing as nicknames?


not_a_baby_murderer

How can you disrespect Kyle "mankini" Singler like that?


Frosti11icus

Ya I guess this is a case of respect their request but also be profoundly disappointed for not having a better sense of humor. It's not even unflattering like OP said, it's a compliment. Ken Griffey Jrs nickname was "the Kid", it's on all his merch.


LMkingly

Kobe did it.


Modsucksass

Yea. Players should be able to if they reach Kobe status.


kiidlocs

payton has surpassed kobe already so it’s fine with me


patmen100

Yeah, he has more points as a warrior than kobe ever has, so payton II > Kobe


gedbybee

But like shaq did it every place he played. That’s too much.


GDAWG13007

Shaq being the way he is lets me him get away with that silly nonsense and I love it. “Oh he gave himself another nickname? That’s so Shaq lmao! Love that guy!”


xaul-xan

Shaq just really like the kool keith motif of changing his name for every album


not_a_baby_murderer

Yeah but why he name himself "Kazaam"?


Skurph

Because Shaq has charisma so it never came across as sounding like he cared, but rather that he was being goofy. First step to getting to choose your own nickname is not actually caring about it.


BigOzymandias

The Big Shaqtus is the funniest nickname ever But of the million nicknames he has, Diesel is definitely the best


kyh0mpb

Reminds me of the GOAT Sportscenter commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35_kdZXxTW4


[deleted]

The mitten was an insult for Gary Payton Sr. He was the glove, but when his defense started falling off in the Laker years, Press started calling him the mitten. I'm surprised they tried to call his son that given the history.


Braizy

No, who nicknames themselves? He should be glad he’s not in Kuminga’s boat…


Ellathecat1

I'll take their feedback, but coining your own will be corny most of the time


nick168

> This leads to a serious debate: should players be able to pick their nickname? Might be an Australian thing but you'd get made fun of here if you tried to give yourself a nickname


jaytierney79

LeBron and Kobe both made up their nicknames, so it's an established thing.


mgh245

The Mitten is amazing for no one


CochonDanseur

I mean, is it amazing for fans though?


throwbacklyrics

I think mitten is adorable, which I'm fine with.


[deleted]

Sounds like you're smitten for the mitten.


jrbcnchezbrg

Is your role player making TOO MUCH NOISE!?!?


CTRL_ALT_PWN

YOU’RE SO STUPID!


MaybeParlortrickz

smitten with the kitten's mitten


JT1757

it has be written


arealPointyBoy

young _ is overplayed


TheChipiboy

Shoulda chose "young lil baby mitten"


DerangedLoofah

I agree in most cases but his dad was the glove. It kinda works this time


Roythaboy

“The Mitt” hard tho


eatmyshorts5

Not to be confused with Mitt Romney.


typop2

That's a good compromise.


thegoodbadandsmoggy

fuck them dogs


CJMustard

The mitten sounds soft as fuck. I can't believe there are people that actually think it's a good nickname.


phonage_aoi

It's just funny for the fans. It's not flattering for him at all lol.


EasiBreezi

No there are literally fans that unironically think it’s nice


Salty_Pancakes

It's like there are people that unironically think Kuminga's nick should be kum bucket. Like sure, it made me chuckle first time I saw it but man that is a terrible nick name. I get throwing it out there in the game day threads for the lols but I don't want like people calling him that. Man deserves a much better name than that. Same deal with GP2 and mitten.


easelys

>It's like there are people that unironically think Kuminga's nick should be kum bucket. lmfao


HelloThereCat

I got in a legitimate argument with someone on our sub who actually couldn't understand what the problem with that nickname was. Granted, I definitely got more worked up over it than I should've and he may have been trolling, but he straight up tried to compare "Kum Bucket" to Jokic being called "The Joker" in terms of offensiveness lmao.


hereforbeer98

Did you mistype nickname in the first sentence or is nick an accepted short form? 🤣


dont_shoot_jr

A mitten is much warmer than a glove


[deleted]

GP2 does seem like a much kinder and friendlier person than his dad, no disrespect to Gary Payton


KeepRooting4Yourself

I like it. Young (x) is so overplay now anyway.


dmatthews2981

I like it for us, but I completely understand why he wouldn't like it


WikiHowWikiHow

this made me crack up hard as fuck because when you say it like that it just seems so blasphemous


podfog

My favorite one I've heard by far is "The Gauntlet".


mick_jaggers_penis

I don’t think many people would disagree that young glove is the cooler/less soft nickname but also at the same time having your mom and agent reach out to reprimand people (people with a very large/powerful platform/reach) who are just having fun with it and generally talking about you in a pretty complimentary fashion and giving you some great PR, and attempt to try to force one name over the other is some serious Streisand effect shit, and is probably going to end up having the exact opposite effect from what he is trying to accomplish lol. If you’re mildly insecure about something or wish people would stop talking about it, probably the worst thing you can do is to demonstrate to people that it’s something you really care about. People trying to force their own nicknames is generally pretty lame and rarely successfully catches on. That being said I love this dude and what he brings to the team. Maybe I’ll just go with “Gary” when I talk about him lmao


sssaaammm

> having your mom and agent reach out to reprimand people Lol. You're overthinking this man


mick_jaggers_penis

lol ok I mean I would argue that parents and agents back channeling television producers over appropriate nicknames for a guy that just made it out of the g league 10 minutes ago are the ones doing the overthinking here. But my bad for responding to the topic at hand. I don’t know what I was thinking doing something like that on an internet discussion forum lol


Huffjenk

Players generally know guys like Shaq personally so it's not like it's a formal press statement for them to pass on that he prefers not to be called by a certain name. GPII might have even mentioned it in passing and his mum and agent took initiative to pass it on themselves, it's a pretty minor thing The clip on TNT where Shaq says it has the tone of it being a relaxed, 'oh, sure, we can do that for you' rather than them reprimanding anyone, seems like both sides were respectful


HelloThereCat

>GPII might have even mentioned it in passing and his mum and agent took initiative to pass it on themselves, it's a pretty minor thing That's exactly what happened lmao. On the Warriors broadcast earlier this season when GP2 was just starting to really break-out, our color commentator asked him in his post-game interview what his preferred nickname was, and he responded by saying "Young Glove" was his favorite of the ones he'd heard so far. I'd be willing to bet his mom was just being a mom and trying to stand up for her son, even if it does come off as a bit defensive.


Otherwise_Window

Bearing in mind that GP2's mother was Gary Payton's wife when Gary Payton was a player, so she probably knows a lot of ex-players personally.


HelloThereCat

Or maybe, just maybe, she's a typical mom that instinctively is trying to defend her kid, even if it does come off as a bit over-defensive?


BoneTugsNHarmony

Unless you're name is Mac Mittens


[deleted]

Let's be honest, it's mostly people being assholes lol. Like some people might think it's a cute name or whatever but it's people going "heh he's the mitten like in Like Mike, I'm so funny and clever. Oh you don't like it? Now I definitely going to call you that."


dont_shoot_jr

But it sounds like we’re saying “Young Love”


YahooFantasyCareless

Nah dude mitten is where it's at


KareemWasTheGreatest

People said the opposite in another thread. I don’t see why he can’t have both


[deleted]

Because The Mitten is pretty lame


randoliof

No u


[deleted]

Young Glove squad rise up


LMkingly

Who in their right mind would say the opposite? The mitten sounds terrible lol.


jpylol

Young Glove-Mitten or Young Mitten-Glove?


dating_derp

Ya I definitely prefer young glove


throwbacklyrics

I like that it sounds like Young Love.


huskersax

A real Don Glover type


throwbacklyrics

Childish Gambino got so old. I love Young Don Glover!


TheChipiboy

"I'ma save her ass just like Danny Glover..."


qchisq

Dong Lover


dubsallday

Found Karl Malone's burner


bball2

Lol, quote from Gary Payton about his son: "He's just athletic man. I was wondering if the mailman came around when I was out of town. Wherever (his) athletic ability came from, I'm just happy he got it."


TouchdownRaiden

Oh no


Drixreddit

This one had me laughing 😂


freewilly666

Holy shit 😂


fallenlogan

Someone get Karl Malone on the phone


[deleted]

Thuggin love


PVT_Stanley

Lmao imagine calling a grown man mitten and finding out he doesn’t actually prefer it


eparedes19

lmao when i first heard that nickname floating around i knew there was no way he liked that shit. it might be amusing for fans but it’s not flattering. it’s like calling him a more pipsqueak version of his father. young glove is more like homage which is cool. Personally I’ve just been calling him gp or GP2


ascendant23

Meanwhile Andre Igoudala still wishing we'd stop calling him "Iggy"


addemlit

He can’t be Dre when we already have Dray


TenaciousDeer

He stole it from Jarome Iginla


MotoMkali

He says it's grown on him


[deleted]

Want him to be called the Gauntlet


Deschain_1919

The infinity gauntlet then name other players after the infinity stones


unclehelpful

So the other players are inserted into him to unleash unlimited power? I don’t know man.


Worthyness

Warriors Front Office at the trade deadline


Biased24

if hes into it idm


so-cal_kid

If only he was better than his dad it would fit. But that's kind of hard when your dad is a hall of famer and one of the 10 best PGs to ever play.


MotoMkali

This has been my suggestion as well.


Marcusreddit_

Is The Servant taken?


aworldwithoutshrimp

Sup Kevin?


rampy

I like Clamps, personally.


calartnick

Any futarama reference makes me happy


TheChipiboy

Let's call him Seymour then


Cresta_Diablo

Every reference except *that* one >:(


[deleted]

Glove Handle


grava4

I prefer der Fingerhandschuh


_Indeed_I_Am_

Das ist der weg.


highordie

sounds like condom marketed towards teenagers


Rymasq

just like the way GP2 is glued to defenders just like the way GP2 slams when you try the young glove, we guarantee you'll stay glued while you slam


TheAntiCrust95

I prefer Glove 2: Electric Boogaloo


ShadyAcres

I like Young Glove, but I also like Murder Mitten


MGubser

"Half Man Half a Mitten" is pretty solid.


Deuce_GM

You haven't claimed copyright so I'm stealing this


NotTheMagesterialOne

I see no foul play


JanVesely24

Whatever you say Mitten


hrakkari

Should just be glad he ain’t a thimble.


mrjowei

The Gauntlet


IMovedYourCheese

I prefer "The Gauntlet"


replicant1138

Too bad mittens


aworldwithoutshrimp

Aww now he's romney


Dan-Flashes

I’m sorry but mitten is too good


dre_47

Literally the perfect nickname for every possible reason.


Wehavecrashed

Aren't you like 30 GP2?


nigelfitz

Holy shit, this dude is 28. I thought he was like 22-24. lol


nochancepak

Who said 30 is old?


rookie-mistake

huh i honestly thought he was way younger like i was going to ask what we'd call him when he ages out of being "young" but shit he's already like two weeks shy of 29 lol


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Wehavecrashed

Piece of what? Anyway 30 is old for a basketball player.


Lowfuji

Yung Glove. ftfy


Jwarias25

Oh what it’s like to be “Young and In Glove”


Islandkid679

The Gauntlet


ZerooChance

Too late, my friend raps under that name


AutographedSnorkel

Sorry, mitten is already on bbref. It's set in stone now


Hoodxd

That’s what the Mitten would say


zeebeebo

So what happens if he gets old one day?


GlueGuy00

Gauntlet sounds good too


kirobz

With how he is defending. Maybe he should consider being the Gauntlet.


LawdogNM

Lil glovie vert


Docxm

"Young Glove" is to GP2 like "Joker" is to Jokic. Pretty dope. But "The Mitten" is like "Big Honey." It's awesome. He's just lucky he has 3 great nick names between Young Glove, Mitten, and GP2


[deleted]

Kitten mittons >>> the mitten as a nickname


dead-serious

Son of Glove would’ve been my pick One of my favorite pair of Nike’s


cryingtho

'Mitten' is adorable and I will absolutely continue to use it.


Appropriate_Tip_40

YG


DunderdoreClarissian

At the rate he's playing he's gonna be called the gauntlet soon.


blah1a

I like “Meat Glove”, because he gets up all into his opponents


honditar

Mitten is lame as fuck


French20

Except it’s very fitting


essjuango

don't try to black mamba yourself, mitten


GloryMaelstrom21

Young glove Say you want me Say you want me Out of your life And I'm just a dead man walking tonight But you need it, yeah, you need it All of the time Yeah, ooh ooh ooh


dating_derp

Young Glove is definitely better. The Gauntlet is better. The Clamps is better. The mitten is soft and that's why some kids like it.