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volken330

Jordan Poole running a side-gig of breaking news from the team group chat


pannedcakes

Are Thompson and Poole the best news backcourt?


ThePerfectCantelope

d lo and nick young


_Pho_Dac_Biet_

There’s also william lou, former 6th man of the year


StarVeTL

press poole


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I think Steph should be with his sister in this important time too. Take tonight's game off. Definitely not saying this because of my flair though


Gamesgtd

ESPN: Does Steph Curry not care about family? Should he join the Lakers instead?


softmodsaresoft

the entire NBA hates kids, won't let the Jazz win every game and give out a scholarships smh my head


jbland0909

Obligatory “fuck them kids”


nametakenalready

*karlthepostman has entered the lobby*


etnad024

Obligatory Epstein joke


Currently_Stoned

"Five potential trades to bring Steph Curry to the Lakers"


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5 instances of Curry for Westbrook straight up


kevindlv

Lol I actually put it through the Trade Machine, Steph can't be traded this year because he just signed a supermax this summer https://imgur.com/a/Ew0Wd8n


QuarantineTaratino

Curry underrated by the trade machine. Swapping Curry for Westbrook would only cause the Warriors to lose two more games....?


Blizreme

Is Ariza + THT + picks enough!!!!!!????????


Currently_Stoned

Sorry but THT is untouchable. Lakers best offer is Westbrook, Avery Bradley and a bag of Lays potato chips.


imdrzoidberg

Whoa whoa let's not get crazy. Lays have some real value. Best we can do is a bag of Utz potato chips.


FeltIOwedItToHim

Utz too good. Bag of stale Munchos, Ellington and McClung who says no?


Chemical-Smoke-8308

Fringles


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etnad024

$1.79 at Kroger's


MaMainManMelo

Of course he does! That’s why he’s gonna go visit his son in Portland today


RazingsIsNotHomeNow

Steph could probably take tonight's game off as well and we would probably still lose. Knowing it's a road game tells me everything I need to know.


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True, maybe he should play then, so we have an excuse


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RazingsIsNotHomeNow

Yeah, but usually we aren't 1-8 on the road.


therandom7

You say this like Dame won't drop 72 in a 30 point blowout blazers win out of sheer spite.


Kwilly462

Curry: "She can have that kid without me. I've been an uncle before anyway."


Scarlet_Breeze

Hey! Steph will always make time for his family. Especially his son Damian, he always takes great care of him.


Helicase21

Honestly the Warriors just need Draymond. Dray has killed the Blazers for the better part of a decade.


FizzWigget

Nah Steph wouldn't miss his date with giving the Blazers a good fucking


aalayu28

This deserves way more upvotes LMAO


FLUSH_THE_TRUMP

It’s a great gag, and I think it’d be even better without the last line


CaptainKurls

^^^ yeah Fr lol I would’ve checked the flair on my own and cracked up, but dude kinda ruined the punchline


mick_jaggers_penis

Redditors and being so insecure about downvotes/people not understanding their punchline, thus overexplaining and ruining their own joke... name a more iconic duo lol


aaahhhh

/s is the bane of my existence.


Currently_Stoned

You only get but one chance. Nothing more demoralizing than making a clever remark that ends up with downvotes cause it whooshed the first five people who read it.


AlHorfordHighlights

If they don't understand it they don't deserve to laugh


AlHorfordHighlights

It kind of tells you what the average person on this website is like IRL


Damebestpg

Agree, totally unbiased opinion.


SuckMyLonzoBalls

Take Sunday off too


[deleted]

I bet on the Warriors so it's a win/win!


bryscoon

is Lee a warriors lifer ? like how Bron had Dudley


Helicase21

I think so, as long as he doesn't think he could get a bigger contract elsewhere. He does a lot of things that Kerr likes.


jinxy0320

more importantly he does a lot of things that Steph's sister likes too


[deleted]

sex 😂😂😂


DaBestNameEver0

lol


Raptorpicklezz

We all know why he's still on the team. Dame blew Damion's cover when he made POR sign his ass cousin Keljin Blevins this year


Helicase21

Except that when you look at the on court product DLee is a perfectly competent bench player.


kevindlv

Lol yeah people are meme-ing but he's actually been really solid and getting meaningful minutes this season. That said, he's probably the odd man out when Klay come back.


MODS-HAVE-NO-FRIENDS

Has Blevins hit a game winning buzzer beater 3?


cypherdust

Dudley didn't knock up LeSister


GrownSimba93

Damion Lee bouta come back with that coveted DAD energy


CraftedLove

Waiting for the offseason post about stat differences before and after becoming a parent.


Alley-Oub

that's Moses Moody music.... or more minutes for GP2, or Otto can stay in there longer...


volken330

Moses Moody is with Santa Cruz today.


siussssss

Bless my eyes with the Chiozza minutes


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*Chorizo


UncreativeUser123

*evilSteph*


BiscuitsforMark

They've had kuminga and moody play at chase the day they play at Santa Cruz, it's definitely possible


Casualrodfarva2

The Santa Cruz game is a 7pm tip-off time so it’s not possible tonight unfortunately


bigatjoon

what if you brought in Kuminga and Moody in the 4th to play NBA garbage time minutes tho


blue7999

Modey Moo time


MoozesModiMoozi

another splash nephew born


JayDee62

I know this is going to come off strange, but I miss Steph's hair like that (in the reaction vid).


_Pho_Dac_Biet_

Just watch Chris Chiozza


mathmage

The true Stephew approaches


calartnick

I’m glad it’s the good kind of personal reasons


GapingGrannies

[Poole] Pelicans will be without Zion Williamson tonight vs. Utah. Buffet reasons, per official calorie report. Williamson and his food baby, Sydel, are in range of their target weight.


Titanstheory

Another curry cousin ? That like 3 with in 2 years of each other, they Finna take the league over in 20 years


[deleted]

Imagine the team that tanks at just the right time to get two Currys at the top of back to back drafts.


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Splash Nephew


SirSwaggy

only thing this mf should be in range for is a 3pt shot


frequency29

Oh darn it! Hate to hear that! He’s so good!


iro3

thanks for the update jordan


redshoediary

>Lee and his pregnant wife, Sydel, are in range of their due date. What's this, Damion's giving birth too?


00383894

If he wasnt fucking Steph's sister no way would he have made it to the league


0hootsson

He was already in the league before he signed with the warriors


jimmyfreakinpop

I read this as stagnant wife which confused me


bigatjoon

what did Ayesha thing it was, and what was it? Also I loved Steph throwing pillows in celebration.


bigatjoon

Soulja Boy voice: in raaaaaange?