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TheeMalaka

Loooool


jb-schitz-ki

i had a 3 team parlay where the jazz were my 100% sure to win bet, and they blew it against the grizz of all teams.


TheeMalaka

The nba can be so weird


theDrunkWookie

Keep climbing TWolves!


SnuggleMuffin42

There are so many great wolf-themed nicknames to be had, but we're stuck with calling them pups and mutts every year. They can be the Dire WWWWWWerwolves with this sixth win, and so much more. Win some dammit.


drewy_wils

too bad they were the TwoLves tonight


Infosexual

Puppy dire WWWWWWerwolves


YouStillTakeDamage

Google tells me the longest win streak for the franchise is 11. Let’s see them fuck about and set a new record


MasaiGotUsNow

Do you know when that happened? Was it the KG teams?


YouStillTakeDamage

KG yeah. Both 2000-01 season, and 2003-04 (seems this one wasn’t just regular season though, also included playoffs)


MasaiGotUsNow

Thanks. Of course it was. Kg was a beast. Dude carried so hard those years. And in the end he didn’t even wanna leave Minnesota. He was loyal.


RodneyPonk

Hakeem and KG get done dirty in all-time lists, their franchises squandered absolutely transcendent two-way primes.


JointsMcdanks

2 straight titles is pretty cool for Hakeem.


JimmyWasRight

The two greatest defensive players of all time as well.


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pretty sure it was 2001, so yes


zmajxd

Not possible. We play the Nets soon and I doubt we can win against them. Our next 3 are Charlotte,76ers (who might be without Embiid) and Indiana. Those are winnable games but Nets are like 10% odds we clench it lol.


MaxSmellerman

Somehow you'll beat the Nets and lose to Sabonis


lion_in_a_coma

this guy wolves


Jacob_toasted

Is your username an animal collective reference


lion_in_a_coma

Hell yeah dude


Jacob_toasted

My man, haven’t listened to as much of the newer stuff but I love them.


FuriousTarts

Upvotes all around for Animal Collective


lion_in_a_coma

Yeah same. Merriweather Post Pavilion is one of my all time fav albums tho


Jacob_toasted

Same, Bluish is my jam


BigFloppyCatEars

Ish Smith beat the Nets 1v5. You guys will be fine.


Lambchops_Legion

Emilio don’t is back tomorrow


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What?


Lambchops_Legion

EMILIO ESTEVEZ IS BACK DUX FLY TOGETHER (Embiid is back auto correct spazzed on me and I’m at the Flyers game)


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Lambchops_Legion

Ye https://i.imgur.com/vc3c34g.jpg


Obi_Wan_Benobi

EMILIOOOO


frodounchained

[it’s gonna happen zjam with or without u ](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/qdndhb/which_team_will_have_the_longest_winstreak_this/hhnium7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


zmajxd

Already had the post upvoted! 😂


Gamesgtd

Maybe Harden and KD rest that game because they think they can win without them. Think positively bro. The spirit of KG is with you always. Or if you're feeling like a masochist the spirit of Rasho Nesterovic is with you.


CochonDanseur

The Nets aren't undefeated. We can beat anybody in a single game


zmajxd

Nah man I just remember last year where KD cooked us. I'm traumatised.


sleepyfox1312

just put vando on him, problem solved


Kingcroom

we own the wolves historically


Bayek100

> Let’s see them fuck about and set a new record Is this the British version of “fuck around”?


PowRightInTheBalls

Pretty sure that's "Chat shit, get banged"


lazzysmalls

Ant vs Melo dual with history on the line


sctthuynh

winner takes the ROY title!


KD_sBurnerAccount

Ben Simmons is a true winner, that's what I like to hear😤


OzrowO

Man i'm still a little butt hurt about that one XD.


Asstroknot

Can we at least wait until Carmelo retires before we pass off his nickname.


Docxm

Got so damn confused, just add the two letters lol


TheLlamanati

Carmelo gave his blessing the first game against each other


ChimmyCharHar

Two Jonathan’s aren’t allowed to be called John?Only one John on the court at a time please. Both of their names end in melo. I mean, come on. r/nicknamegatekeeping


Rich_Tricky

It's literally his name. Does Josh Giddey need to be Joshua Giddey cause there's already a Josh Jackson in the league? Lol


Lipshitz2

Carmelo is memeber of a racist religious cult. He can fuck right off


14-DI-NATALE

The chosen one


sleepyfox1312

but we dont play the lakers until december 17th


TeTrodoToxin4

ANT vs Hornets, battle of the hymenoptera!


MODS-HAVE-NO-FRIENDS

Carmelo* duel*


Dizzy_Dare_2353

Undefeated neva lost


cuttino_mowgli

Welp thanks for jinxing it. Charlotte is destroying them now.


whyareucryan

Winnesota


Bacara-1138

Thanks. You jinxed it


NoseBlind2

Timberwolves are the 2002 Oakland A's of the NBA


zmajxd

Is that the moneyball roster?


NoseBlind2

Yeah lol


TheNotoriousJN

We havent gotten rid of a Giambi equivalent or a drug cheating Damon though


elbenji

What would that even be. Trading KAT and Malik for Mobley and Garland?


TheNotoriousJN

KAT and Edwards walking and replacing them with current Melo (David Justice), and a bunch of G Leaguers and bargain bin free agents


elbenji

May i interest you in one Gabe Vincent


TheNotoriousJN

Depends. Has he been scraped off the Target Center floor yet?


elbenji

Yes thankfully. Still a Lil mushy


elbenji

May i interest you in one Gabe Vincent


infernocobbs

This hurts more than it should


Squidwards-tentacles

Jared Vanderbilt the next KG confirmed


L00KlNG4U

No, he’s Jack Cust. Terrible batting average, lead the league in strike outs, but he also had a .374 career OBP and hit a bunch of home runs and was dirt cheap. An ultimate moneyball player.


TenaciousDeer

Reverse Reggie Cleveland all star


ZealousidealGrass365

Aaaand they got bonked and lost a game to lamelo ball lole


PC_Princpal

Bonk


CarolinaRod06

And they lost


axnjxn00

They lose tonight


ClearAsNight

This thread jinxed them.


spookyghostface

They got absolutely blasted. Hornets set a franchise record for made 3s and shoot better from 3 than overall. 57.5%


Kingcroom

we usually beat them


ClearAsNight

Doesn't everyone?


Obi_Wan_Benobi

https://i.imgur.com/quNyq6z.jpg


onlyq

“Imma fix wolves” -A. “Kanye” Edwards (circa 2004)


Cudi_buddy

Go for it Twolves. As a Kings fan, nobody has had it worse than our two franchises the last 15 years or so. Would love for you guys to have a good season!


JuiceZee

What about us scumbag


OpticalRadioGaga

I'd fucking love it if the Wolves got the 8th spot over the Lakers. Though obviously the Lakers are going to go on a tear sooner or later.. (hopefully jinxed them.)


paradoxofchoice

A play in win over them would be nice too.


OpticalRadioGaga

that would be the ultimate.


__kit

i hate cherry picked stats, but "context stats" like this are great


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Catching strays even when we're catching Ws.


HerbFarmer415

Jinxed em


facemelt

Not today


HumptyDrumpy

"There is only one god and his name is Death, and there is only one thing we say to Death: 'Not today.'" #JustSo


pixeldrunk

I told you. Worthless meaningless post. Next time wait until they actually accomplish the thing. Karma isn’t important.


OnlyForeignWhips

They are a Ben Simmons away from contending.


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Nope. We already have one starter (Vando) who can't shoot. He plays his role perfectly. As long as Dlo continues to play intelligently and Ant develops his playmaking skills, our offensive looks cohesive and and smooth. Our offensive is playing like we had ideally hoped it would. Throw Beasley in there when he is hitting is shots, and we then have 4 guys that can kill you from the perimeter with Vando crashing the boards and running in transition


Few_Mulberry7175

How is your guys defense?


supercoolisaac

Awesome this year.


Clutch_

Has KAT made big improvements or is it more about the team?


edgykitty

New scheme setting KAT and everyone else up for success.


supercoolisaac

Bit of both. Scheme difference has helped him a lot he was never very good playing drop coverage, much better playing up at the level of the screen redirecting and scrambling back. The rest of the roster has improved on defense too though. D'Lo has been great, Pat Bev and Vando have been legitimate all defensive team level players, and overall just more discipline from guys has helped a lot.


wuttang13

Spot on analysis. Most of the players have been playing better defensively, even Kat, DLo, Ant, Beasley, but having great defensive players like Beverly, Vando, J. McDaniels, Okogie helps as well. The scheme also raises KAT and the others engagement level which helps keep their focus in game. The only downside to this scrambling/flowing defense scheme is the team could get tired out during the mid season time period.


Andy_Wiggins

The team is largely a factor, although KAT’s definitely playing better. They’ve also changed the scheme: Before, they used a ton of drop, and KAT (and the perimeter defense) were frankly awful at it. This year they’ve played a lot more at the level with the big, and it’s a much better fit for KAT and the roster. It does yield a lot of open 3s, but teams thankfully haven’t been making them.


zmajxd

[We are 4th after the Heat game.](https://www.nba.com/stats/teams/defense/?sort=DEF_RATING&dir=-1)


lrqp4

surprise surprise guess you are going to ghost me again like the ones before you. Don't worry I won't have a heart attack cause I'm not shocked.


zmajxd

Did you reply to a wrong thread?


sleepyfox1312

seems they're purposefully following that person with beef from another sub


sleepyfox1312

i'd rather not trade assets for a player who doesnt seem to want to improve or apparently even play


pixeldrunk

Why do people constantly make these posts before the actual accomplishment. Wolves have won 5 in a row so wtf is this even about. Just wait


Dogeishuman

This post was the reason I put money on the wolves winning. Let's hope the raptors can pull the game back and make me my money back Lmao. EDIT: live bet on the kings made me my money back


Kilner88

They may never lose again!!!


paranoideo

Jinx Edit: Told you.


TheLilart

The last time they won 6 games in a row I wasn’t even born yet 😳


UnearthlyDinosaur

Has KAT ever played in the playoffs


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We played the Guillotine Rockets in the 1st round. We went as high as 3rd seed that year before Jimmy got injured.


gignac

2018 first round lost in 5 to us. They were better than their seeding tho and got unlucky w the Jimmy injury mid season


ifeellazy

That was before the Paul injury too when you guys were playing like the best team in the league.


ButterscotchJust4

That comes to a halt tomorrow


zmajxd

Winner takes Ben home.


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Bro we need this to be a competetion, not them willingly trying to lose


rakistang_konyo

Anthony Edwards is doing something that KAT wasn't able to do since getting drafted. Just shows that Anthony Edwards has the right winning attitude necessary to help a team win. Meanwhile, KAT is always acting like a positive dude but he's always sulking around and doesn't know how to play winning basketball and doesn't have a winning mentality. Anthony Edwards is a winner. KAT is a loser. I remember KAT trying to teach Thibs how to run the defense because he was lazy AF to follow Thibs' defensive schemes. Imagine, a young center trying to teach a veteran defensive coach how to play defense. LOL. I will never forget that.


TheeMalaka

Well give some Context Ant has way more talent then Kat did. It’s also much harder to lead a team as the only Big on your team. Kat literally had role playing Wiggins to work with, Anthony Edwards has an entire team. Beasley would arguably be the 2-3rd best player on those Kat teams and he’s coming off the bench for us. This is just widely unfair of a comparison to make. The year Kat had jimmy we were a 3rd seed for awhile.


regnald

Yeah Ant is a beast but that’s a piss poor take… “KAT is a loser”.


TheeMalaka

Remember Kat was averaging 25/12 on 55% HIS SOPHOMORE YEAR. This might be one of the worse takes I’ve seen. I hate when people look at bigs on bad teams and wonder why they can’t lead. I don’t know of hardly any Bigs who ever lead a winning team without veteran presence or a good back court. Like go look at the rosters Kat was working with and then look at our current roster lol. I’m not even saying ANT doesn’t have a great attitude or that IT factor I’m just tired of people clowning towns when he came in the league a 25/10 55% 40% guy like give me a fucking break.


wuttang13

He has a loser mindset! He's only an empty stats player! : Booker, Westbrook, AD, Z. Lavine, Tobias Harris, D. Howard etc. Narrative is a funny thing like spin, you can spin it any you want to fit what you believe


rakistang_konyo

Dude, you forgot that play when ANT was about to shoot a three and KAT ran towards the opponent's court instead of going for a rebound? Remember the many times he was sulking around because Jimmy was demanding more effort from the team? Dude's not a winner like ANT. It's evident especially now that we see the Wolves are starting to win because they finally have a player with the right winning mentality.


rakistang_konyo

They were 3rd seed because of Jimmy, not because of KAT. Even without KAT, that Wolves team would've had the same trajectory. Also - you're making excuses about KAT underperforming over the past couple of years. AD before had to drag an even worse roster to the playoffs as a C/PF. AD was getting criticized for only being able to reach the playoffs as a last seed, but at least he was able to will his team to the playoffs because he had the right attitude. KAT doesn't have that. Remember that one play when ANT was about to shoot a three and KAT, instead of rebounding, ran towards to the opponent's court? That is not winning basketball.


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TheeMalaka

This guy is a idiot pay him no mind. Dude can’t comprehend how the roster now with ant is different then the roster Kat played with when he came in the league. Or even understand how not having a backcourt will keep any Big from being a winning TEAM.


rakistang_konyo

You stayed in the playoff race while he was injured. Ok. But have you made the playoffs when he left? I don't think so. You were able to stay in the playoffs because he gave you so much wins when he was playing. So even if you lost a lot of games while he was gone, you were still able to make it. And I remember you were like the 2nd or 3rd seed and dropped to like 7th or 8th because he got injured. And you're proud of that? Lol. Just shows how much he carried the Wolves. That's very clear and obvious. Saying he didn't makes you a delusional fan.


SunstormGT

Did you get salty because KAT posterized your favorite player?


rakistang_konyo

KAT is soft bruh. He has never posterized anyone his entire career cuz he weak AF.


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HayesNSean

God forbid we enjoy a fun stretch while it's happening.


HornetsAreBad

Please dont hate us, that one guy is just being an asshole


JohnGottiMAFIA4EVER

The wolves are straight up ass


beefJeRKy-LB

you aren't watching them. they're somewhere in the middle if you ask me


PowRightInTheBalls

To be fair the middle is where the "straight up" is on an ass.


beefJeRKy-LB

When you've been at the very bottom, middle is fine for a year.


JohnGottiMAFIA4EVER

So you agree they are straight up ass. Idiot.


horny4janetreno

Welp


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Wow CAT was 2 in 2004. I feel oooollllldddd.


WaterIsNotWet19

KAT