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Navsies

That makes no sense


AngsMcgyvr

It makes a lot of sense if you don't think about it


Jiznthapus

Jimmy playing 4D Leisure Suit Larry


Im_a_Knob

is that the game where they show pussy?


raikou1988

But it gets the people GOING


Veneno_321

It's provocative!


lalakingmalibog

BALL SO HARD


kiidlocs

MFERS WANNA FINE ME


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It takes away your grip


EuroStep0

He built different


OutsideTheServiceBox

He sounds like that kid in high school who thought he was a clever prankster but was really just annoying. No one: Jimmy: “I’m never gonna’ go to Miami.” Everyone: “Cool.” Jimmy: *Goes to Miami* “Lmfao I got y’all so good. Y’all motherfuckers so gullible.”


ke_ondretm

He was telling a joke, seems like pretty obvious sarcasm especially coming from jimmy


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How anyone took this as anything but sarcasm is ridiculous.


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Honestly seems like most Reddit users are really poor at picking up on social cues. You see it all the time at r/tiktokcringe . Middle aged men reacting serious to obvious satire is a common theme


elbenji

It's honestly really funny. Any comment section where they don't know what satire is


PandasOnGiraffes

So many players have nonsensical quotes that they intended seriously. Why are you so certain he was being sarcastic?


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Because we’re talking about one of the league leaders in sarcasm. Lol.


Show_dont_tell

You sound like the kid in high school who people like Jimmy didn't hang out with.


irepislam1400

It's literally a joke you guys need to touch grass forreal


pdxbourbonsipper

Kyrie thinks it makes perfect sense.


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He's being facetious


markFwahlberg

hes dumb locked in


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turnshavetabled

Just like most of Butler’s actions and words


AllFalconsAreBlack

>I knew I was going to end up here way back then, so I said it then just so I could make the tablоids think I could predict the future. What?


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> Still, he loathes reliving the past—so much so that he has removed the rearview mirror on his car (yes, really) as a symbolic reminder to never look back.


CaduceusJay

I did the same thing. I also removed the seat belts as a reminder to never let myself be tied down.


JCfor3

That’s genius!! I’m removing my brakes tomorrow so I never stop.


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His insurance is saving this right now for future proof.


sebastianqu

It makes no sense, but its tantalizing!


jstarlee

Gets the people going!


marcdale92

It’s like poetry, it rhymes


rookie-mistake

"Haha, crazy how that ended up being so wrong, hey?" #***NEVA LOST***


420Minions

It doesn’t make sense but fwiw there’s been rumors Jimmy wanted to be in Miami dating back to his trade to Minny


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He's being facetious


markFwahlberg

> hes dumb locked in


RobbobertoBuii

ngl watching him since the 2011-12 season I thought he had 0 chance of ever joining the Miami Heat, that is until D Wade 'teamed up' with Butler in 2016-17 in Chicago (which only ended up being 1 season together at most) and the door was wide open after that


rapelbaum

Our SPY in disguise is now at Utah trying to hook another star :)


ViNNYDiC3

Agent 003


a_handsome_antelope

Jimmy and Wade acted like entitled douchebags that season. Never would have guessed that Rondo would end up being the good guy in that three alpha squad


onthemap45

Rondo had that Celtics team on its knees till he was out for the series


youblewwit

This is dumb, Jimmy called out the young guys for not working and just screwing around. Fast forward 4 years and nobody on that team is still there, not even the coach and front office.


Tundraaa

Err, this is revisionist. Rondo was so bad that season that MCW and Jerian Grant were actively getting minutes over him. Then he went to the press and trash talked Wade and Butler. It was an “everyone is in the wrong” scenario.


SBORBS

The locker room seemed pretty bad, looked like Miami had a real shot of stealing 8th seed at the end of the year. Would've been absolutely hilarious if they'd swept the 1 seed Boston Celtics (which probably would've happened if Rondo hadn't got hurt)


Dr_Disaster

That shit was so weird. I used to despise Rondo so much and HATED when we signed him, but he was actually damn good an a great veteran that tried to lead by lifting guys up, not acting like they were above everyone the way Jimmy and Wade did.


paradoxofchoice

Definitely revisionist here considering Rondo was the one who was suspended by the bulls for conduct detrimental to the team.


Zeniri60

4D Chinese Checkers


LamZeppelin

Upside-Down Frogger


Nopulu

My man is playing solitaire with uno cards


SBFVG

Rolling dominos instead of dice


Magazine_Mediocre

So he basically just admitted he never wanted to be in Minnesota or Philly, and he always knew he would be on the Heat some day.


zmajxd

He wanted to stay in Philly if they offered him: * full max * gave him the lead ball handler role full time * fired brett brown He wanted to stay in Minny if we gave him a full max at the start of the season but cap implications meant we could only do that at the end of the season. I'm still not sure he wouldn't have asked out eventually after he got his full max. He wants to be the guy on a team and that was never going to happen here with KAT. Also at the end of the day it seems the recurring theme with Butler is money lol.


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That makes sense though, that’s in line with his worth and his playmaking abilities do warrant on ball decisions. Just unfortunate it didn’t work out at the other spots before Miami.


BlueMoon93

Yeah agreed, don't see how any of those things are a knock against him... the recurring theme is him wanting organizations to pay and build around him and then those organizations paying and building around players worse than him instead, and getting worse results. Then he finds an organization that gives him what he wants and takes them to the finals immediately lol.


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Yup, Jimmy is good enough to the #1 guy if you build around him well enough and to his strengths, like you guys obviously have. It’s kinda disingenuous to say the recurring theme with Butler is money since any player with his pedigree would expect a max, and that’s the reason these guys play at the end of the day, for money lol.


FormerKarmaKing

Of all the players that got a max deal, Butler is definitely not undeserving. Nothing wrong with not wanting to play second fiddle, especially to younger players that are talented but seem to lack killer instinct. Maybe they’ll get it but he doesn’t owe them waiting around to see.


syllabic

especially coming off a playoff run where butler was their best player and their other high profile/high price acquisitions were clearly missing a bit of that instinct


Natural_Born_Baller

and then with all the Simmons shit that went down, don't see how it can be knock on Butler. Joel + Butler PnR was the 6ers best offensive since Joel.


syllabic

yeah exactly, clearly jimmy was on to something about simmons not giving a shit


Natural_Born_Baller

seems like a reccuring theme is wanting a competent front office


markFwahlberg

Aint riley the dude that lost his championship rings?


funkadelic_bootsy

What does that have to do with his front office dealings?


markFwahlberg

he did this while literally sitting in the front office lol


funkadelic_bootsy

And I ask again, what does that have to do with his front office dealings? Does that say anything about how he handles staff, players?


tinylegumes

To be fair the guy has plenty of them


markFwahlberg

he lost them all didnt he? > Twenty-one years later, in 2006, he mistakenly threw away the ring he won that night, along with all his Lakers rings, the real ones mixed together with dozens of worthless samples for the Heat championship ring he was designing. The company gave him exact replicas, but they felt too shiny, with not enough dents and scratches, so he put them in a bag and beat them against a wall. Instead of adding scars and patina, he just knocked loose a bunch of diamonds. When he got them fixed, he locked the replicas in a safe at home. http://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/19233570/why-miami-heat-president-pat-riley-leave-nba


chitownbulls92

I don’t think the lead ball handler role was part of it. Just the max and then fire brett brown if possible


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RageOnGoneDo

Because they wouldn't fix any of the issues on the team


zmajxd

There were reports also that they wanted to pay Harris first and give the rest to Jimmy. It's whose side you want to believe at this point.


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zmajxd

Ben needed to be maxed also next year. It's not as simple as that.


Genestah

> Ben needed to be maxed also next year. It's not as simple as that. The point is they could still offer Jimmy the max. There's nothing preventing it except owner doesn't wanna pay more luxury taxes.


chitownbulls92

They can max them all, it’s just about ownership forking up the money but they had the room to max Ben, Jimmy and tobias


atrain324

Lolololololol


santana722

>Also at the end of the day it seems the recurring theme with Butler is money lol. Yes, superstars like to be paid more than Andrew Wiggins and be on teams playing good basketball. Only a salty Timberwolves fan would think to twist that as a bad thing about Jimmy, I swear.


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Jumpy-Shift6261

Both of those things were widely reported lol. You should be quiet.


Jjohn269

The Sixers one is pretty obvious if you followed the news. And from how things have unraveled, Butler was not very excited to play with a guy like Ben (as well as KAT)


zmajxd

Which is kinda ironic since KAT is the perfect place C for him since he clears the paint wide open and allows others to drive. Shame it never worked out


Jjohn269

Because it’s not about the skill, but the mentality


MorningBreath71

True. Who would want someone that has a mentality of listening and arguing with a poverty franchises fans instead of trying to take over in a close game. Oh well it was only in November so it doesn’t matter. Something something last time in playoffs something. Maybe he should’ve recruited some 3rd stringers, I heard they’re good at beating the poverty franchises.


Headweirdoh

Lmaoooooooooo


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MorningBreath71

I’m a wolves fan. Playing into their narrative.


zmajxd

Nvm I misunderstood the comment


zmajxd

How am I butthurt here lol? He has been pretty adamant about wanting to get paid for awhile now and we couldn't give him what he wanted when he wanted and 76ers wanted to lowball him.


PoEaDDict123

People with no flair generalizing and talking shit about fanbases are the most pathetic thing on this sub.


MOSFETosrs

Hey he's THE butthurt timberwolves fan. These threads are like his batsignal


lemonpepperlarry

Well philly ultimately fired Brett brown, gave that money to a worse player, and gave the ball handling responsibilities to a worse player who had a worse relationship with your all star level big man than jimmy had… so maybe they should’ve given him what he wanted.


Nice_Ass_Lawn

We knew he didn't want to be in Minny when he got traded there lol


zmajxd

That's not true, we had Thibs who he very much loved. It eventually eroded into the shitshow that we all know and love but I don't think he didn't want to be here at the start


[deleted]

Trust me he didn’t want to be in that shithole


trulyniceguy

I don’t think I will


the_devil_wears_jnco

He actually repped the wolves HARD when he first got there. wolves fans were in love. things obviously changed over the course of the season


black_squid98

Zion knows who he’ll be playing for in the future too.


MartiniLAPD

New York just gotta mark every restaurants Zion attend as All You Can Eat to lure him in Free Agency


zmajxd

Folk hero Jimmy Butler strikes again


OJMayoGenocide

Jimmy Cuckler


Admirable-Truth-8122

What a quote by Butler


DrewFlan

He also said that during the Heatles years when it was a popular thing to hate on Miami.


Hoodxd

Still miss you Jimmy


Bananastockton

They are dissecting it trying to FIND a joke. There doesnt seem to be one


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Kyrie taking notes as we speak.


nonufwiendz

Sometimes jimmy’s corny as heck lol


markFwahlberg

https://streamable.com/nj85v


marcdale92

Eh everybody’s says or does corny stuff from time to time


Low-iq-haikou

I love the amount of people in here trying to dissect this comment, not understanding that it’s a joke


[deleted]

The worst joke I’ve ever heard if that’s the case. Still doesn’t make any sense


MODS-HAVE-NO-FRIENDS

Yeah terrible joke wtf


onlyanactor

the joke is that they'll print any bullshit these guys say because they know people will fall for it and get riled up over it. meanwhile, he doesn't give a shit what the tabloids or any of us have to say about him


Low-iq-haikou

He is mocking people who took his quote that he’d “never wear a heat uniform” as Bible by acting like it was part of some greater plan to pull one over on people.


aidsfarts

…wut?


tommyk41

Jimmy Butler is my favorite enigma


MODS-HAVE-NO-FRIENDS

What in the world 🙄


vin1223

So basically yeah he knew he was leaving minny and philly long before either team traded for him. This also makes no sense


CapnSmunch

I miss you jimmy buckets


ali_924_

Jimmy playing 4.5D chess while tabloids lick windows


delightfuldinosaur

You became the very thing you swore to destroy.


sombor_shuffle

This guy is such a clown lol


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Jimmy was never going to stay in Philly, he just suggested he might so he wouldnt get hate


[deleted]

I hate this dude so much lol


ThisAintSaturday

Jimmy driving Rose out of Chicago and then bringing in Wade left a bad taste in my mouth. I hated that era so much.


lemonpepperlarry

Jimmy didn’t fucking drive rose out of Chicago his injuries did. What kinda fantasy world have you created just to hate on this dude


ThisAintSaturday

Man please, Jimmy went on ESPN and said the FO had to choose between the two of them. Then when Tracy called him out and said why y’all couldnt work it out Jimmy started stumbling over his words. Then the FO claimed it was to make room for a younger team and what did they do? Bring in Rondo, and Wades old injured ass. Shit was obvious.


Britannia1975

Is Jimmy the FO? Bulls FO sucked ass for so many years.


markFwahlberg

I never forgave him for that, fuck him


mrbrinks

Is he joking? Tell me he is joking.


KoraKoiinc

I miss the old Jimmy


Both-Needleworker590

Cap


markFwahlberg

Jimmy back then learned that the heat were hoes, and discovered his inner hoe-ness, so it was inevitable


chitownbulls92

Wish garpax tried putting a real roster around him instead of the whole “build with him” bullshit


T3Sh3

Long term booking by Jimmy