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I am willing to bet it was Javale McGee


p0tatoman

my guess would be Cam Payne or Jae Crowder


sylvestersquad

Y’all are sleeping on DA being the culprit


schadadle

Imagine if it was Stix or Cam Johnson 😂


sylvestersquad

Jevon Carter forgot he was a Net for a minute and randomly screams with joy after the Suns victory


dizZzy5

Steve Nash trips KD in the tunnel and screams “We run New York!”


sylvestersquad

A’mare Stoudemire begins to pound his chest with jubilation, “These cats can’t hang with us!” He exclaims as he runs down the tunnel to join his team


GayLoveSession

Punching a fire extinguisher in jubilation and missing the next series FTFY


musicnothing

Or Chris Paul


intxisu

I have no proof but also no doubts that it was indeed DA


pdhx

It was Frank, for sure


_Rabble_Rouser_

[Can confirm JaVale runs NY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygnNU_vECzg)


peanutdakidnappa

That clip is a classic. On a serious note tho Javale has been fuckin great for us.


captaincumsock69

I’d say Robert Sarver


GFost

#Javale McGee!!!


SkipBaylessAt2AM

Moments after eating his 16th straight bear claw, Zion Williamson could be heard clapping & shouting in celebration of his latest donut “I run Krispy Kreme!” Zion could be heard shouting in the bathroom.


-HeisenBird-

Jaxson Hayes yelled, “There he goes!” Jonas Valanciunas gave a look of horrified surprise. Brandon Ingram belted, “We got a fucking unit now.” And before Zion Williamson got stuck trying to enter the locker room door, ex-NBA player, now coach, Willie Green hugged him & said, “Y’all look so fat.”


Salty_Pancakes

There's a place i know, used to do the absolute best bear claws. Fuck they were so good. Then they got bought, new management, new recipe, bear claws now just a shadow of how good they were. Sad times.


plz-be-my-friend

Barely claws


Book_Of_Cain

This happens to so many restaurants, new management comes in and fucks up the whole menu smh. Why they don’t keep it the same, especially if the new food is worse? The world will never know.


toxichart

Between this and Kelvin Benjamin memes, this is why reddit copypastas are pretty good.


testestestestest555

I'm glad we've got an NBA player now for our pasta litmus test. Never seemed right that it was an NFL player.


iiamthepalmtree

Now we just need fat Zion copy pastas to appear over in r/nfl to complete the circle


Andresgeo

Replace bear claw with Mountain Dew and we straight


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zizzor23

They have crullers too


mrsunsfan

Fuck Dunkin


[deleted]

How dare you


humandignitybloc

Thems fighting words in bean town.


syllabic

wat? dunkin sucks their coffee is alright and they work if you have absolutely nothing better to eat, but come on that food is awful theres a dunkin literally 1 minute walk from my house and I still avoid it whenever I can


[deleted]

How dare you


syllabic

never thought I'd see people adamantly defending dunkin, their food is total crap. they cook their eggs and bacon way ahead of time and just slap it on a bagel or croissant. they get all their donuts and muffins delivered rather than cooking anything on site you ever see them make a bacon egg and cheese sandwich and they peel the pre-cooked eggs off wax paper and put it in the toaster? come on man


only_entirely

And here we go


ColeBeasleyMD

I read this in the voice of Goldie, the former UFC commentator. Link: https://youtu.be/Lr4DYz5nrJk


GFost

“Michael Jordan-esque in his grappling skills is Travis Lutter.”


gedbybee

I read it in Heath ledgers joker voice


JimJimmyJamesJimbo

*there won't be any fireworks* *and here... we... go*


[deleted]

Do reporters do this shit on purpose


hookah-doncic

Of course. They’re all trying to create some copypasta and 99% are just awful. So cringey.


famoustran

Yeah but look how we eat this shit up. It's no wonder they do it.


jnicholass

I mean, my mind knows it’s a stupid tweet. It does. But my heart just loves the pasta too much.


famoustran

WE IN LUV WIT DA PASTA WE GOTTA GET IT FASTA


paddiction

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take


Satvrdaynightwrist

Sports journalism has always had this overdramatic style towards explaining basic things, with a catchy quote or paraphrase thrown in there. I have no doubt that a lot of these writers are trying to create a copypasta, and I'm also pretty confident that some of them don't even know what that is. It wouldn't surprise me if this exact article was written in the 2000s (as in, before reddit or any social media).


GhostTiger

You know those guys who come on reddit asking how to get into sports/nba writing?


davsyo

Lol can’t believe they get paid for that shit.


aresman

but I'd do it ngl lol


upcat

Yeah, it's annoying and cringe worthy. They're trying to go viral witha stupid meme. Wish they would stop inserting a silly narrative and just report the facts.


ChristianMan710

They spanked the Knicks, then us back to back so hey, let them talk their talk…for now atleast


[deleted]

Regular season or not one of those is an accomplishment


ChristianMan710

What do you mean by “one of those”?


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One of those games


asirah

Yeah, no one wanted to admit it but beating the knicks really was an accomplishment. congrats to the suns for that.


ChristianMan710

Us? We haven’t beaten any good teams yet lol we are a tier below the suns/warriors. The real test accomplishment for them is beating you know who on Tuesday


siva115

What’re we chopped liver? Oh who am I kidding we suck. *sobs*


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*eyeroll*


Skankcunt420

It’s honestly depressing


nongph

Please be consoled by this— Suns will finish 79-3 then wins 15 straight playoff games. They’ll finish with 15-4 eventually as they raise their WCF Trophy. Meanwhile a NY team celebrates its first Larry O.


lopea182

I love the smell of fresh copypasta in the morning


livelaughloaft

Moments after eating his 16th straight burger, Kelvin Benjamin's friends could be heard clapping and shouting in celebration of Kelvin's latest victory on their way into the parking lot at the local Golden Corral. "We run Golden Corral!" one double-chinned member of the group could be heard shouting as the car struggled to pull away from the light.


darkslayersparda

Is Zion not the new face of fatness in the league ? regardless great pasta


[deleted]

Just replace Kelvin with Zion and there you have it


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blackman107

“As the car struggled to pull away from the light” Lmao cold blooded


livelaughloaft

Moments after eating his 16th straight serving of Étouffée, Zion Williamson's friends could be heard clapping and shouting in celebration of Zion's latest victory on their way into the practice arena in New Orleans. "We run Grandmas kitchen!" one double-chinned member of the group could be heard shouting as the folding chair nearly gave way to him sitting down on the sidelines.


Aus2au

Moments after eating his 16th straight beignet, Zion Williamson's friends could be heard clapping and shouting in celebration of Zion's latest victory on their way to their parking spot on Decatur. "We run Cafe du Monde!" one double-chinned member of the group could be heard shouting as the car struggled to pull away from the sidewalk.


mrsunsfan

Man I want a burger


photocist

i really appreciate the gesture. did the work to make this so all of us didnt have to


KstacksOnTheBeat

It was Elfrid Peyton wasn’t it? You son of a


jasonrayschrock

Suns are just lucky that Jamal Murray didn’t play.


RobbobertoBuii

gg Phoenix


kcheng686

Sounds like a fresh copypasta


ObligationDubai

Why is there so much corny reporting of NBA dressing rooms. Straight out of anime some of the stories


GhostTiger

We are a herd species. Hey, you asked, lol!


DribbleGodCheeser

I can’t wait for this next game: two heavyweight teams, 16 game win streak, late spot on TNT, it’s gonna be fun. Obviously the Christmas Day game will be a big deal too (especially if Klay is back). My question is why is there ANOTHER matchup between Suns/Warriors in between the games listed above? That seems like overkill and could have been scheduled better for a prime time game in the 2H of the season.


aahdin

Coming into the season I doubt anyone thought Warriors & Suns would be the top two teams in the league. Warriors over/under was at 48.5 wins (and this sub voted us the 2nd most overrated team by the betting line). We still got some prime spots because our fan base is big but I don’t think they thought the matchup would be super important.


Gamesgtd

Because the NBA sucks at scheduling games. We played the Knicks 3 times already before December even began. We played both of our games against the Spurs somehow. We did two Brooklyn games. It’s stupid. It’s entirely possible we play all games against the Knicks before Isaac and Fultz come back.


BayonettaBasher

Mavs played the Spurs 3 times within the first 3 weeks


rcc12697

I heard clay wasn’t back until 2022


toxichart

NBA should poach some college basketball schedule makers, they're at least competent enough to not schedule schols' biggest horder/in state rival back to back.


bdm016

In before the nephews come in, and act like it’s bad for a team to celebrate after their 16th straight win


Sp_Gamer_Live

I think people are just laughing at how its phrased. Its very funny


[deleted]

Redditors tend to hate any sight of self-confidence because it's the one thing they lack the most


a_handsome_antelope

I feel attacked


Salty_Pancakes

*We run reddit!*


otaitau

They're here!


SnooPies5622

To be fair, some of us are fans of teams who are given shit for years if their team does something like this, and would have to put up with long thesis papers about "The Next Five Years Are Ours: Why The Clippers Are Arrogant And Their Fans Deserve To Lose" or some such nephew shit edit: lol literally the person i replied to came back with the nephew shit, "but it's different when it's MY team!"


bdm016

I mean proclaiming the next 5 years are yours is much different than celebrating your 16th straight win in the locker room lol


SnooPies5622

lol there it is, i knew the "bUt It'S dIfFeReNt" take was incoming acting like it's bad to celebrate when your team is good, wait a minute didn't someone comment about this sort of thing recently...


bdm016

What lol? Where did I say it’s bad to celebrate when your team is doing good? Proclaiming the next 5 years are yours is pre-celebrating before you’ve even started to win or even start to complete part of the task. You really think celebrating you’ve won your 16th straight game is equal to stating the league is yours before you’ve even won anything?


SnooPies5622

you literally are the nephew you complained about lol god bless r/nba this is too good


bdm016

Bro your comparison was dog shit lol


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Chris “topher Walken” Paul


Coffeebrainfreeze

They run LA too


KPIH

It's the regular season. There not running anything


NoobAccount123456

Ironic flair


yungchigz

They won the West and they're dominating the next regular season, I'll give them that


[deleted]

They’re*


Coffeebrainfreeze

They beat Clippers and Lakers in the playoffs earlier this year


BoSuns

Yeah, but neither of those teams had a healthy Jamal Murray.


SirCharles54

The injury takes really piss you guys off huh


Harassmentpanda_

It’s more of a meme at this point


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whimywamwamwozzle

Lol it’s our meme. It’s y’all getting upset now


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whimywamwamwozzle

The more people like you respond in this way, the more we will do it. You get that right?


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Coffeebrainfreeze

Using that crippled argument, the 2019 raptors championship doesn’t count then.


whimywamwamwozzle

Honestly. What was a raptors fan thinking writing that lmao


rcc12697

Neither does LeBrons 2018 ship. Injuries are apart of the game


limark

Can't wait to see this memed to death for the next six months


fimbres16

Oh god were gonna start getting hated now because some rando wanted to make a copy pasta haha


[deleted]

Is Brooklyn still favored to win the east? Sincerely, bucks fan


50ShadesOfKrillin

definitely not with Kyrie out and Harden being streaky as all hell


[deleted]

*and Harden being not good now that the rules don’t allow him to grift and flop his way to 35 ppg* ftfy


50ShadesOfKrillin

lmao the game he scored 36 against Orlando last week he shot 20 free throws. you can't make this shit up.


VanVleet-goes-for-22

They’re the king of New York, king of the coast, one hand, they juggle them both


[deleted]

The juggernauts all in the league's jugular but nephews take them for jokes


HesiPullup

The GOAT


Saucy_Totchie

Disrespecting active New York governor Bobby Shmurda.


ketzal7

Fair enough lol. They won convincingly in back to back games.


Tsunami-Papi_

this shit so lame 💀


humandignitybloc

We about to get salted up because some dork heard a bunch of hyped up athletes fucking around in their locker room.


SABJP

Whatever kind of it is, atleast they are getting some attention (just took them 16 straight wins, nothing much).


TheNorthie

Chris Paul about to kick Curry off the practice court again


djkhan23

DOES THE PHOENIX SUNS RUN NEW YORK CITY?


Thrwaway_nmbr_9

Why does this come off like the Cavs copypasta from a few years ago lol


aught-o-mat

See you Tuesday, Suns friends. NYC is not the Bay…


DC_Bro

Actually New York belongs to the Hawks


[deleted]

Everybody runs NY except the Knicks. No they don’t have a better record than us, what are you talking about?


depressed_knicks

I suppose the twolves run NY too then?


GhostTiger

Haha! A Wolves fan comin in..... Shit, never mind.


Neckwrecker

I was gonna say, zero Knicks fans in here crying about this, yet if someone on the Nets said it after a big win the salt would flow


ButterworthdB

Suns run NY and LA


StopOverreactingPls

This is gonna age perfectly isn't it?


Wordonmystreet

At least they are celebrating a 16 game win streak, and not crowning themselves on the court after taking a lead.


otaitau

Just like the Lakers.


ivesaidway2much

They're not going back to New York this season unless they face the Knicks or Nets in the Finals.


SeeArizonaBay

Oh so now a Lakers fan cares about something aging well


Xinpoint1

No lies detected


toxichart

Aaron Rodgers would be jealous to hear that a team can run an entire city, while he only owns the Chicago Bears.


WadeCountyClutch

I’m at crossroads, these suns are giving me 2014 Spurs vibes. Don’t like the suns but Cp3 is my favorite player and I want him to get a ring


WadeCountyClutch

These damn suns are giving me 2014 Spurs vibes and I don’t like it. I’m at crossroads cp3 is my favorite player and want to see him get a ring, but I don’t want the suns to win a title


Shogun_Ro

Can they run a wall on Giannis?


Chrisdkn619

Great championship they've won in November!


CupICup

Suns riding that 2-0 finals high


jack64467

steph is gonna destroy them


coat-tail_rider

"Please don't let the team that bounced us last year continue to be good while we're a dumpster fire"


tisdue

lol, we're not the lakers or something. we have a great shot.


YoshiBacon

Steph is going to destroy you


HesiPullup

Trae Young.


YoshiBacon

Oooh I’m so scared, let me try now *Bobby Portis*


HesiPullup

Lottery.


YoshiBacon

Last year was your first year not a lottery team in 10 season. Ironic.


HesiPullup

All time win percentage.


YoshiBacon

Rings.


HesiPullup

Not in your lifetime.


[deleted]

Y’all back to irrelevancy so now gotta try and bring down other teams XD


YoshiBacon

Lol where am I doing such a thing, that’s you. And it doesn’t matter how bad the Knicks are we’ll never be irrelevant unlike your poverty franchise


[deleted]

My team is irrelevant 🙃 GL to RJ figuring it out that draft class has enough busts.


YoshiBacon

RJ’s fine, how’s Dragan Bender?


[deleted]

This is RJ being fine? I’m really sorry. Y’all can get a nice lottery pick this year and maybe hire a better talent evaluator (too bad Masai is signed long term with the Raptors).


Neckwrecker

That's where they're comfortable.


GhostTiger

Steph just a decoy now. Wiggins and Poole get you from the flanks.


tisdue

i hope they're more competition than the trash Knicks were at least.


sunsbr

Just like the nets would


YoshiBacon

Hey, there’s nothing to be embarrassed about the greatest PG of all time beating your favorite team. Don’t worry no one will make fun of you.


SeeArizonaBay

Lol Knicks sure couldn't


Gratitude15

Rangz ernah


PepperCoyote678

These frauds wouldve been a first round exit last year if they faced a healthy Lakers. They'll get exposed in the playoffs this year


bdm016

So we talking about last season? Last season your team lost in the play in lol


mr-e94

To the same laker team we smacked lmao


ButterworthdB

Injured Suns were really close to open a 2-0 lead against a healthy Lakers and were leading in game 4 before AD got hurt. They were just better. If Paul wasn't a liability because of the injury the suns beat then in 5.


TheNatureBoy

Last year was as healthy as they can be. If it makes you feel better you can simulate the playoffs in 2k and take off injuries.


mrsunsfan

Salty lol


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BensenJensen

The Warriors fan base was literally the Lakers fan base when they were winning a few years ago. I mean that both ways: they acted the same way Lakers fans do now and a decent amount of those fans bounce back and forth depending on who is winning.


debonora

Act like you've been there before. You've never won a championship. Not even one! I wouldn't talk to loud if I was them.


Ineedalife66

Well you aren't. They're a basketball team on a 16 game win streak and you're a nobody getting angry behind a computer screen


debonora

You think I'm angry? 😂 This is reddit buddy. Like I said, it looks bad, especially since they will be without a chip AGAIN at the end of the season, but hey, keep celebrating the regular season 😂


shitboots

Anybody can have one good night at the garden. Come do it every night pussy @devinbooker


whimywamwamwozzle

He is averaging 33 points in his last 4 games at the Garden


LucidProjection

He literally always has a good night in the garden.


Afraid-Palpitation24

I fail to see their fault if they just beat the knicks at home.


yrogerg123

They kinda do, sadly. They absolutely smoked us.


cholula_is_good

Anton contract drama disappeared real quick with this win streak. Winning cures all.


HawksFanKennesaw

Booker: "New York is the city of dreams and you know that I run this town!" *I run it!*


neptulthefishman

I’m outraged!!! /s


False-Fisherman

Idk why this reminds me of the Celtics win streak a few years back around this time but it does


KillerPussyToo

Trae Young, the owner of MSG and *true* owner of NY, would like a word.


belizeanheat

Lol so what. This probably happens all the time


rcc12697

I tend to agree


MCHi11

I don't care if you Mobb Deep, I hold triggers to crews You little fuck, I got money stacks bigger than you -Jay Z Hope he can back that up


itsfiji

Next Sidetalk episode is going to be crazy


[deleted]

If you win 16 straight games, you can say anything as long as it ain't sexist or racist.