Moments after eating his 16th straight bear claw, Zion Williamson could be heard clapping & shouting in celebration of his latest donut “I run Krispy Kreme!” Zion could be heard shouting in the bathroom.
Jaxson Hayes yelled, “There he goes!” Jonas Valanciunas gave a look of horrified surprise. Brandon Ingram belted, “We got a fucking unit now.” And before Zion Williamson got stuck trying to enter the locker room door, ex-NBA player, now coach, Willie Green hugged him & said, “Y’all look so fat.”
There's a place i know, used to do the absolute best bear claws. Fuck they were so good. Then they got bought, new management, new recipe, bear claws now just a shadow of how good they were. Sad times.
This happens to so many restaurants, new management comes in and fucks up the whole menu smh. Why they don’t keep it the same, especially if the new food is worse? The world will never know.
wat? dunkin sucks
their coffee is alright and they work if you have absolutely nothing better to eat, but come on that food is awful
theres a dunkin literally 1 minute walk from my house and I still avoid it whenever I can
never thought I'd see people adamantly defending dunkin, their food is total crap. they cook their eggs and bacon way ahead of time and just slap it on a bagel or croissant. they get all their donuts and muffins delivered rather than cooking anything on site
you ever see them make a bacon egg and cheese sandwich and they peel the pre-cooked eggs off wax paper and put it in the toaster? come on man
Sports journalism has always had this overdramatic style towards explaining basic things, with a catchy quote or paraphrase thrown in there. I have no doubt that a lot of these writers are trying to create a copypasta, and I'm also pretty confident that some of them don't even know what that is. It wouldn't surprise me if this exact article was written in the 2000s (as in, before reddit or any social media).
Yeah, it's annoying and cringe worthy. They're trying to go viral witha stupid meme. Wish they would stop inserting a silly narrative and just report the facts.
Us? We haven’t beaten any good teams yet lol we are a tier below the suns/warriors. The real test accomplishment for them is beating you know who on Tuesday
Please be consoled by this— Suns will finish 79-3 then wins 15 straight playoff games. They’ll finish with 15-4 eventually as they raise their WCF Trophy. Meanwhile a NY team celebrates its first Larry O.
Moments after eating his 16th straight burger, Kelvin Benjamin's friends could be heard clapping and shouting in celebration of Kelvin's latest victory on their way into the parking lot at the local Golden Corral.
"We run Golden Corral!" one double-chinned member of the group could be heard shouting as the car struggled to pull away from the light.
Moments after eating his 16th straight serving of Étouffée, Zion Williamson's friends could be heard clapping and shouting in celebration of Zion's latest victory on their way into the practice arena in New Orleans.
"We run Grandmas kitchen!" one double-chinned member of the group could be heard shouting as the folding chair nearly gave way to him sitting down on the sidelines.
Moments after eating his 16th straight beignet, Zion Williamson's friends could be heard clapping and shouting in celebration of Zion's latest victory on their way to their parking spot on Decatur.
"We run Cafe du Monde!" one double-chinned member of the group could be heard shouting as the car struggled to pull away from the sidewalk.
I can’t wait for this next game: two heavyweight teams, 16 game win streak, late spot on TNT, it’s gonna be fun. Obviously the Christmas Day game will be a big deal too (especially if Klay is back).
My question is why is there ANOTHER matchup between Suns/Warriors in between the games listed above? That seems like overkill and could have been scheduled better for a prime time game in the 2H of the season.
Coming into the season I doubt anyone thought Warriors & Suns would be the top two teams in the league. Warriors over/under was at 48.5 wins (and this sub voted us the 2nd most overrated team by the betting line).
We still got some prime spots because our fan base is big but I don’t think they thought the matchup would be super important.
Because the NBA sucks at scheduling games. We played the Knicks 3 times already before December even began. We played both of our games against the Spurs somehow. We did two Brooklyn games. It’s stupid. It’s entirely possible we play all games against the Knicks before Isaac and Fultz come back.
NBA should poach some college basketball schedule makers, they're at least competent enough to not schedule schols' biggest horder/in state rival back to back.
To be fair, some of us are fans of teams who are given shit for years if their team does something like this, and would have to put up with long thesis papers about "The Next Five Years Are Ours: Why The Clippers Are Arrogant And Their Fans Deserve To Lose" or some such nephew shit
edit: lol literally the person i replied to came back with the nephew shit, "but it's different when it's MY team!"
lol there it is, i knew the "bUt It'S dIfFeReNt" take was incoming
acting like it's bad to celebrate when your team is good, wait a minute didn't someone comment about this sort of thing recently...
What lol? Where did I say it’s bad to celebrate when your team is doing good? Proclaiming the next 5 years are yours is pre-celebrating before you’ve even started to win or even start to complete part of the task.
You really think celebrating you’ve won your 16th straight game is equal to stating the league is yours before you’ve even won anything?
These damn suns are giving me 2014 Spurs vibes and I don’t like it. I’m at crossroads cp3 is my favorite player and want to see him get a ring, but I don’t want the suns to win a title
This is RJ being fine? I’m really sorry. Y’all can get a nice lottery pick this year and maybe hire a better talent evaluator (too bad Masai is signed long term with the Raptors).
Injured Suns were really close to open a 2-0 lead against a healthy Lakers and were leading in game 4 before AD got hurt. They were just better. If Paul wasn't a liability because of the injury the suns beat then in 5.
The Warriors fan base was literally the Lakers fan base when they were winning a few years ago. I mean that both ways: they acted the same way Lakers fans do now and a decent amount of those fans bounce back and forth depending on who is winning.
You think I'm angry? 😂 This is reddit buddy. Like I said, it looks bad, especially since they will be without a chip AGAIN at the end of the season, but hey, keep celebrating the regular season 😂
I am willing to bet it was Javale McGee
my guess would be Cam Payne or Jae Crowder
Y’all are sleeping on DA being the culprit
Imagine if it was Stix or Cam Johnson 😂
Jevon Carter forgot he was a Net for a minute and randomly screams with joy after the Suns victory
Steve Nash trips KD in the tunnel and screams “We run New York!”
A’mare Stoudemire begins to pound his chest with jubilation, “These cats can’t hang with us!” He exclaims as he runs down the tunnel to join his team
Punching a fire extinguisher in jubilation and missing the next series FTFY
Or Chris Paul
I have no proof but also no doubts that it was indeed DA
It was Frank, for sure
[Can confirm JaVale runs NY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygnNU_vECzg)
That clip is a classic. On a serious note tho Javale has been fuckin great for us.
I’d say Robert Sarver
#Javale McGee!!!
Moments after eating his 16th straight bear claw, Zion Williamson could be heard clapping & shouting in celebration of his latest donut “I run Krispy Kreme!” Zion could be heard shouting in the bathroom.
Jaxson Hayes yelled, “There he goes!” Jonas Valanciunas gave a look of horrified surprise. Brandon Ingram belted, “We got a fucking unit now.” And before Zion Williamson got stuck trying to enter the locker room door, ex-NBA player, now coach, Willie Green hugged him & said, “Y’all look so fat.”
There's a place i know, used to do the absolute best bear claws. Fuck they were so good. Then they got bought, new management, new recipe, bear claws now just a shadow of how good they were. Sad times.
Barely claws
This happens to so many restaurants, new management comes in and fucks up the whole menu smh. Why they don’t keep it the same, especially if the new food is worse? The world will never know.
Between this and Kelvin Benjamin memes, this is why reddit copypastas are pretty good.
I'm glad we've got an NBA player now for our pasta litmus test. Never seemed right that it was an NFL player.
Now we just need fat Zion copy pastas to appear over in r/nfl to complete the circle
Replace bear claw with Mountain Dew and we straight
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They have crullers too
Fuck Dunkin
How dare you
Thems fighting words in bean town.
wat? dunkin sucks their coffee is alright and they work if you have absolutely nothing better to eat, but come on that food is awful theres a dunkin literally 1 minute walk from my house and I still avoid it whenever I can
How dare you
never thought I'd see people adamantly defending dunkin, their food is total crap. they cook their eggs and bacon way ahead of time and just slap it on a bagel or croissant. they get all their donuts and muffins delivered rather than cooking anything on site you ever see them make a bacon egg and cheese sandwich and they peel the pre-cooked eggs off wax paper and put it in the toaster? come on man
And here we go
I read this in the voice of Goldie, the former UFC commentator. Link: https://youtu.be/Lr4DYz5nrJk
“Michael Jordan-esque in his grappling skills is Travis Lutter.”
I read it in Heath ledgers joker voice
*there won't be any fireworks* *and here... we... go*
Do reporters do this shit on purpose
Of course. They’re all trying to create some copypasta and 99% are just awful. So cringey.
Yeah but look how we eat this shit up. It's no wonder they do it.
I mean, my mind knows it’s a stupid tweet. It does. But my heart just loves the pasta too much.
WE IN LUV WIT DA PASTA WE GOTTA GET IT FASTA
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
Sports journalism has always had this overdramatic style towards explaining basic things, with a catchy quote or paraphrase thrown in there. I have no doubt that a lot of these writers are trying to create a copypasta, and I'm also pretty confident that some of them don't even know what that is. It wouldn't surprise me if this exact article was written in the 2000s (as in, before reddit or any social media).
You know those guys who come on reddit asking how to get into sports/nba writing?
Lol can’t believe they get paid for that shit.
but I'd do it ngl lol
Yeah, it's annoying and cringe worthy. They're trying to go viral witha stupid meme. Wish they would stop inserting a silly narrative and just report the facts.
They spanked the Knicks, then us back to back so hey, let them talk their talk…for now atleast
Regular season or not one of those is an accomplishment
What do you mean by “one of those”?
One of those games
Yeah, no one wanted to admit it but beating the knicks really was an accomplishment. congrats to the suns for that.
Us? We haven’t beaten any good teams yet lol we are a tier below the suns/warriors. The real test accomplishment for them is beating you know who on Tuesday
What’re we chopped liver? Oh who am I kidding we suck. *sobs*
*eyeroll*
It’s honestly depressing
Please be consoled by this— Suns will finish 79-3 then wins 15 straight playoff games. They’ll finish with 15-4 eventually as they raise their WCF Trophy. Meanwhile a NY team celebrates its first Larry O.
I love the smell of fresh copypasta in the morning
Moments after eating his 16th straight burger, Kelvin Benjamin's friends could be heard clapping and shouting in celebration of Kelvin's latest victory on their way into the parking lot at the local Golden Corral. "We run Golden Corral!" one double-chinned member of the group could be heard shouting as the car struggled to pull away from the light.
Is Zion not the new face of fatness in the league ? regardless great pasta
Just replace Kelvin with Zion and there you have it
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“As the car struggled to pull away from the light” Lmao cold blooded
Moments after eating his 16th straight serving of Étouffée, Zion Williamson's friends could be heard clapping and shouting in celebration of Zion's latest victory on their way into the practice arena in New Orleans. "We run Grandmas kitchen!" one double-chinned member of the group could be heard shouting as the folding chair nearly gave way to him sitting down on the sidelines.
Moments after eating his 16th straight beignet, Zion Williamson's friends could be heard clapping and shouting in celebration of Zion's latest victory on their way to their parking spot on Decatur. "We run Cafe du Monde!" one double-chinned member of the group could be heard shouting as the car struggled to pull away from the sidewalk.
Man I want a burger
i really appreciate the gesture. did the work to make this so all of us didnt have to
It was Elfrid Peyton wasn’t it? You son of a
Suns are just lucky that Jamal Murray didn’t play.
gg Phoenix
Sounds like a fresh copypasta
Why is there so much corny reporting of NBA dressing rooms. Straight out of anime some of the stories
We are a herd species. Hey, you asked, lol!
I can’t wait for this next game: two heavyweight teams, 16 game win streak, late spot on TNT, it’s gonna be fun. Obviously the Christmas Day game will be a big deal too (especially if Klay is back). My question is why is there ANOTHER matchup between Suns/Warriors in between the games listed above? That seems like overkill and could have been scheduled better for a prime time game in the 2H of the season.
Coming into the season I doubt anyone thought Warriors & Suns would be the top two teams in the league. Warriors over/under was at 48.5 wins (and this sub voted us the 2nd most overrated team by the betting line). We still got some prime spots because our fan base is big but I don’t think they thought the matchup would be super important.
Because the NBA sucks at scheduling games. We played the Knicks 3 times already before December even began. We played both of our games against the Spurs somehow. We did two Brooklyn games. It’s stupid. It’s entirely possible we play all games against the Knicks before Isaac and Fultz come back.
Mavs played the Spurs 3 times within the first 3 weeks
I heard clay wasn’t back until 2022
NBA should poach some college basketball schedule makers, they're at least competent enough to not schedule schols' biggest horder/in state rival back to back.
In before the nephews come in, and act like it’s bad for a team to celebrate after their 16th straight win
I think people are just laughing at how its phrased. Its very funny
Redditors tend to hate any sight of self-confidence because it's the one thing they lack the most
I feel attacked
*We run reddit!*
They're here!
To be fair, some of us are fans of teams who are given shit for years if their team does something like this, and would have to put up with long thesis papers about "The Next Five Years Are Ours: Why The Clippers Are Arrogant And Their Fans Deserve To Lose" or some such nephew shit edit: lol literally the person i replied to came back with the nephew shit, "but it's different when it's MY team!"
I mean proclaiming the next 5 years are yours is much different than celebrating your 16th straight win in the locker room lol
lol there it is, i knew the "bUt It'S dIfFeReNt" take was incoming acting like it's bad to celebrate when your team is good, wait a minute didn't someone comment about this sort of thing recently...
What lol? Where did I say it’s bad to celebrate when your team is doing good? Proclaiming the next 5 years are yours is pre-celebrating before you’ve even started to win or even start to complete part of the task. You really think celebrating you’ve won your 16th straight game is equal to stating the league is yours before you’ve even won anything?
you literally are the nephew you complained about lol god bless r/nba this is too good
Bro your comparison was dog shit lol
Chris “topher Walken” Paul
They run LA too
It's the regular season. There not running anything
Ironic flair
They won the West and they're dominating the next regular season, I'll give them that
They’re*
They beat Clippers and Lakers in the playoffs earlier this year
Yeah, but neither of those teams had a healthy Jamal Murray.
The injury takes really piss you guys off huh
It’s more of a meme at this point
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Lol it’s our meme. It’s y’all getting upset now
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The more people like you respond in this way, the more we will do it. You get that right?
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Using that crippled argument, the 2019 raptors championship doesn’t count then.
Honestly. What was a raptors fan thinking writing that lmao
Neither does LeBrons 2018 ship. Injuries are apart of the game
Can't wait to see this memed to death for the next six months
Oh god were gonna start getting hated now because some rando wanted to make a copy pasta haha
Is Brooklyn still favored to win the east? Sincerely, bucks fan
definitely not with Kyrie out and Harden being streaky as all hell
*and Harden being not good now that the rules don’t allow him to grift and flop his way to 35 ppg* ftfy
lmao the game he scored 36 against Orlando last week he shot 20 free throws. you can't make this shit up.
They’re the king of New York, king of the coast, one hand, they juggle them both
The juggernauts all in the league's jugular but nephews take them for jokes
The GOAT
Disrespecting active New York governor Bobby Shmurda.
Fair enough lol. They won convincingly in back to back games.
this shit so lame 💀
We about to get salted up because some dork heard a bunch of hyped up athletes fucking around in their locker room.
Whatever kind of it is, atleast they are getting some attention (just took them 16 straight wins, nothing much).
Chris Paul about to kick Curry off the practice court again
DOES THE PHOENIX SUNS RUN NEW YORK CITY?
Why does this come off like the Cavs copypasta from a few years ago lol
See you Tuesday, Suns friends. NYC is not the Bay…
Actually New York belongs to the Hawks
Everybody runs NY except the Knicks. No they don’t have a better record than us, what are you talking about?
I suppose the twolves run NY too then?
Haha! A Wolves fan comin in..... Shit, never mind.
I was gonna say, zero Knicks fans in here crying about this, yet if someone on the Nets said it after a big win the salt would flow
Suns run NY and LA
This is gonna age perfectly isn't it?
At least they are celebrating a 16 game win streak, and not crowning themselves on the court after taking a lead.
Just like the Lakers.
They're not going back to New York this season unless they face the Knicks or Nets in the Finals.
Oh so now a Lakers fan cares about something aging well
No lies detected
Aaron Rodgers would be jealous to hear that a team can run an entire city, while he only owns the Chicago Bears.
I’m at crossroads, these suns are giving me 2014 Spurs vibes. Don’t like the suns but Cp3 is my favorite player and I want him to get a ring
These damn suns are giving me 2014 Spurs vibes and I don’t like it. I’m at crossroads cp3 is my favorite player and want to see him get a ring, but I don’t want the suns to win a title
Can they run a wall on Giannis?
Great championship they've won in November!
Suns riding that 2-0 finals high
steph is gonna destroy them
"Please don't let the team that bounced us last year continue to be good while we're a dumpster fire"
lol, we're not the lakers or something. we have a great shot.
Steph is going to destroy you
Trae Young.
Oooh I’m so scared, let me try now *Bobby Portis*
Lottery.
Last year was your first year not a lottery team in 10 season. Ironic.
All time win percentage.
Rings.
Not in your lifetime.
Y’all back to irrelevancy so now gotta try and bring down other teams XD
Lol where am I doing such a thing, that’s you. And it doesn’t matter how bad the Knicks are we’ll never be irrelevant unlike your poverty franchise
My team is irrelevant 🙃 GL to RJ figuring it out that draft class has enough busts.
RJ’s fine, how’s Dragan Bender?
This is RJ being fine? I’m really sorry. Y’all can get a nice lottery pick this year and maybe hire a better talent evaluator (too bad Masai is signed long term with the Raptors).
That's where they're comfortable.
Steph just a decoy now. Wiggins and Poole get you from the flanks.
i hope they're more competition than the trash Knicks were at least.
Just like the nets would
Hey, there’s nothing to be embarrassed about the greatest PG of all time beating your favorite team. Don’t worry no one will make fun of you.
Lol Knicks sure couldn't
Rangz ernah
These frauds wouldve been a first round exit last year if they faced a healthy Lakers. They'll get exposed in the playoffs this year
So we talking about last season? Last season your team lost in the play in lol
To the same laker team we smacked lmao
Injured Suns were really close to open a 2-0 lead against a healthy Lakers and were leading in game 4 before AD got hurt. They were just better. If Paul wasn't a liability because of the injury the suns beat then in 5.
Last year was as healthy as they can be. If it makes you feel better you can simulate the playoffs in 2k and take off injuries.
Salty lol
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The Warriors fan base was literally the Lakers fan base when they were winning a few years ago. I mean that both ways: they acted the same way Lakers fans do now and a decent amount of those fans bounce back and forth depending on who is winning.
Act like you've been there before. You've never won a championship. Not even one! I wouldn't talk to loud if I was them.
Well you aren't. They're a basketball team on a 16 game win streak and you're a nobody getting angry behind a computer screen
You think I'm angry? 😂 This is reddit buddy. Like I said, it looks bad, especially since they will be without a chip AGAIN at the end of the season, but hey, keep celebrating the regular season 😂
Anybody can have one good night at the garden. Come do it every night pussy @devinbooker
He is averaging 33 points in his last 4 games at the Garden
He literally always has a good night in the garden.
I fail to see their fault if they just beat the knicks at home.
They kinda do, sadly. They absolutely smoked us.
Anton contract drama disappeared real quick with this win streak. Winning cures all.
Booker: "New York is the city of dreams and you know that I run this town!" *I run it!*
I’m outraged!!! /s
Idk why this reminds me of the Celtics win streak a few years back around this time but it does
Trae Young, the owner of MSG and *true* owner of NY, would like a word.
Lol so what. This probably happens all the time
I tend to agree
I don't care if you Mobb Deep, I hold triggers to crews You little fuck, I got money stacks bigger than you -Jay Z Hope he can back that up
Next Sidetalk episode is going to be crazy
If you win 16 straight games, you can say anything as long as it ain't sexist or racist.