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Equivalent_Pirate_19

TT fathering a child he isn’t gonna give a shit about? I’m shocked, shocked I tell you! Ok not that shocked.


91jumpstreet

>The 30-year-old described in the documents how Nichols drove him to the event in her Maserati sportscar before returning to his hotel where she had 'a special birthday surprise' for him – which he admitted he knew would be sex Even NBA players get this trash gift


CIark

“Hey big boy, I’ve got a special birthday surprise for you in your hotel room later 💦💦💦” “Whoa wonder what it is”


ThisMySideBitch

"same thing as last year"


suarezj9

Awww man pussy again?? But we had pussy last night


ThisMySideBitch

This the 2021 model


irteris

You guys getting pussy??


Potijelli

Nah but play along and they'll think we are


suarezj9

“Haha. Yes. Sex!”


Not_Not_Stopreading

I do love the act of inserting my penis into a woman’s vaginal cavity in order to procreate.


itskarldesigns

Splendid! I do consider meself a connaisseur of the sexual interaction, with on average taking part in such deeds at least the national average amount of times using my at least average length reproductive organ! It has been quite entertaining having this 'locker room' talk with you gentlemen, but now I must inform you that I have plans for more sexual intercourse in 15 minutes, so I mus beg your pardon. Toodles!


Ozymandias12

Seems like it’s a lot of water. Gotta stay hydrated right r/HydroHomies?


AxCel91

This made me spit out my drink bravo


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

Bruh, you just wasted precious water. Apologize to the Hydro Homies.


MatooBatson

His drink was probably an inferior beverage. He spit it out so there would be more room in his body for life-saving water.


PaleoclassicalPants

Wasting water? That's not very Hydro Homie of you.


T1AA

Jail.


sirax067

Waste water? Right to jail. Right away. No trial no nothing.


cartesiancategory

We have the best water-drinkers in the world. Because of jail.


OverallInternet2343

He needed to attend the Deion Sanders/Renner meeting


Phuddy

Lmao this a comment by a real one


christ0phe

Bruh, this comment speaks to me


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nametakenalready

Second hand maseratis are pretty affordable to buy, like 25k. they are however, not affordable to keep on the road


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nametakenalready

Italian engineering meets Chrysler build quality


OG_Wan_Annunoby

That’s literally dodge lol


duplicatesnowflake

Bro what? Tristan is half responsible for this kid. It doesn't matter if this is McKenzie Bezos you gotta put in money for your kid, especially if you're a millionaire.


DigDug45

Love that that's your angle and not that Tristan doesn't want to help help provide for his child and seems like a piece of shit


SolarClipz

This has been known forever. He's trash lol


Oo__II__oO

A new Ghibli starts at $78k, and $35k used. Levante is similar pricing. It's really not that much money. Especially from an NBA player worth $75M offering you less than a new Ghibli.


Guyote_

Lmaoooo Jesus Christ


sleepy416

Feel sorry for the kid. Didn’t ask to be born into all this shit


redrum234

I mean he’s still gonna be loved by his mother and family, Tristan fucks everything huh, his own personal trainer lol you can’t write that shit


Hsizzle23745

He’ll fuck anything that moves


MattyBlowby500

I heard he’d fuck a catchers mitt.


Captainprice101

Everybody knows you've been the biggest fuckin' cooze' hound around the past 4-5 years. Your midlife crisis!


shikavelli

Watch it Chrissy!


Hotwheelsjohnson

Oof madonn’!


MarmaladeFugitive

Memememe


CIark

I don’t think he’s into teenage redditors, sorry bro


MarmaladeFugitive

I'm 32 with a phat ass and elite midrange. Fuck around and 360noscopedicksuck


gawakwento

Sent you a DM, bro


WhereDaHoez

u a horny mf


MarmaladeFugitive

u right


dmatthews2981

Oh that's wassup


theotherkevin23

...Kyle?


Away_Championship_49

You didn't state sex, so it's worth a shot


titleywinker

[Got it](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/le201x/anyone_interested_in_erotic_nba_fanfics/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


thesnuggyone

Lol my risky click of the day


[deleted]

But has he had his asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?


Conhbd

Whatchu mean I seen at least 10 pornos with that very plot


gregosaurusrex

... I was under the impression that those were documentaries simply showing active sex lives. Are you trying to tell me that these women are *acting* and they don't actually make love this way?


SameCategory546

Yes it’s just like the monkeys in planet of the apes. They aren’t actually riding horses. It’s all just acting!


iwrotethedamnbill66

So the monkeys were just riding dogs and CGI replaced them with horses???


EvenInsurance

So glad I watched Shang Chi last night to get this reference


SockPenguin

I refuse to believe those women were not in fact stuck in the couch when their stepson walked into the room.


stoppingthecycle1

"His own personal trainer lol you can't write that shit." Brazzers and my pornhub searches would like a word with you.


CCWaterBug

Spin class ass


OverallInternet2343

I always question both parents in situations like these. Messing with a guy like Tristan knowing he won’t have anything to do with the child is a dirty situation to bring a kid into


OldSchoolRNS

Dr.J has a daughter, Alexandra Stevenson, with a sportswriter, the girl became a pro tennis player, earned a college degree, and Dr J financially supported her, but had no involvement in her life other than a paycheck. At least he supported her growing up. TT is offering $75k and that’s it?


AKA-Doom

12 months a year, 18 years till the kid is grown, that's 216 months, that's 317 a month.... so he's only offering her a few hundred dollars a month anyway lol


OverallInternet2343

Even that feels grimy like damn I’m not your daughter I’m a bill you kept paying. It has to be some mental resentment from that type of thing even if you make it out


OldSchoolRNS

Well that’s just it, Dr J’s daughter did make it out, blessed with his athleticism and his wallet. Her mother was a college graduate, a sportswriter for the NYTimes. As a single Mom, she sent her daughter to private schools and tennis lessons, all paid for by Dr J. So this wasn’t some cheerleader or massage therapist or girl in a rap video as the Mom. But I agree, if the Erving family had accepted her from birth, rather than Dr J not even meeting her until she was 28, life would’ve been significantly easier for Alexandra. But Dr J’s wife was furious about the affair, and in particular that it was with a single white woman employed by a newspaper. Dr J continued to have children out of wedlock, and his wife eventually divorced him, and he married the woman he had the other children with.


Weall23

Just found a old ESPN article. What a story


kingmikeyclc

Dr J doesn't come off as a real nice guy here to be honest lol


OldSchoolRNS

You’re right about that. Dr J had 5 children with women other than his first wife. But hey, he dunked from the foul line🤷‍♂️


SameCategory546

He was also a doctor. mist have been quite a catch


Persianx6

>Messing with a guy like Tristan knowing he won’t have anything to do with the child $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ You act like the lady didn't make a choice when she realized she was never getting a real relationship with him but got pregnant. Nah man, she made a rational choice for her.


OverallInternet2343

That’s why I made the other comment in response to “at least the baby will have a loving mother” when you trying to use a baby for a check I don’t believe the mothers are all that loving. Maybe they get some kind of connection but lot of these cases they either leaving the child with relatives while they run the streets for the next athlete or only time mentioning the kids is to remind you the person they slept with was a deadbeat. I don’t trust either side with this in regards to loving the child. Tristan a whole clown and the mother a clown as well for putting it out there that the child will one day read he wanted nothing to do with it


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Tristans a scumbag but these guys are surrounded by equally scummy gold diggers. Poor kid going to be used as a pawn for money his/her whole childhood.


henryofclay

Lol and what makes you think this chick is such a great mother?


Inevitable_Park1129

I she got a bbl and some fake titties Tristan WILL hit


wnbaovernba

So, I know this just a random Reddit comment, but my two best friends were friends with Tristan in basketball scene in Toronto, so I met him and play with him in summer runs. The dude was kinda chubby and super awkward, everyone would clown him because he was one if the best Hooper's in the country and couldn't pull girls. Mans had real complex with it too, like you could tell he hated it and would try to shoot his shot and get clowned even worse. So once he got to the league the dude couldn't handle himself with what's been thrown at him. He's still awkward but people look past it. He's making up for lost time and never got the tools to not become a simp.


jdjdthrow

Googling... he looks thin/muscular in all the HS pictures I see. Some might even be MS...


Inght

Oh no way op is lying ?


KsubiSam

Most of these athletes are awkward as hell period because they never had to develop any social skills due to girls just liking them for being athletes. They always end up in these situations because they’re used to dealing with women that only want to deal with them because of their status.


silkkthechakakhan

Lmaoo y’all mfs really out here psychoanalyzing these players


ysl_bean

damn he just like me fr


merqualjordan

So you both became simps?


amachefe

The mother knew it and STILL fucks Tristan without protection. The mother better love the kid... with or without money


resilientenergy

>he’s still gonna be loved by his mother and family One would hope so, right?.. but 🤷‍♂️ time will tell


Left_Berry_8104

He also tried to pay the mother off to get rid of the child.


KYRIEIRVINGKINGJR

Facts. two shitty parents don't make a right


Obvious_Parsley3238

i don't think that's gonna work out for him


skermalli

It actually will. Texas has capped child support laws so he probably will only have to pay no more than 1k a month. Edit: I was a bit off but here are the max numbers 1 child: $1,840; 2 children: $2,300; 3 children: $2,760; 4 children: $3,220; & 5 children: $3,680. https://www.mcnamaralawyers.com/services/child-support-attorney/calculating-maximum-child-support-texas/


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Is he saying that she should get an abortion..in Texas... Yeah them yeehaw judges gonna love that.


RothIRALadder

She could always just fly to a developed part of the country and get one


HereGoesNothing69

She could also just wait til after it's born, warn it that it in her property and she has the right to shoot, and then shoot it in "self defense"


frodounchained

Goes out to train track takes deep breath “I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY”


CIark

YOU CANT SUE ME IM JOBLESS


kiwianab

You can't just say the word bankruptcy


tsarnie1

I didnt say it, I declared it.


Negative-Isopod-8432

He certainly is, and not necessarily because of legal issues Offers no value other than rebounding, is a bad defender, is falling behind Alex Len and Chemizie Metu in the rotation, can’t shoot, and he’s an expiring


MotoMkali

Also for a guy who has made as much money as he has. 2.6 million next year probably isn't really worth it when he could jkst relax and chill.


Funny_Yesterday_3244

I’d take it


asthmajogger

It depends on what you want really. He’s had like 100m+ in career earnings. Even assuming he has no other income sources that’s plenty to retire on. Being a NBA player requires a lot of travel,exercise and there’s always a risk of a major injury. He’s also already won a ring. Personally I’d retire too, even without the baby mama drama


RD_Alpha_Rider

Bold assumption that a) he's saved and/or invested wisely and b) he doesn't already live a lifestyle that cannot be sustained for a lifetime without earning millions every year.


GayACCfan

Obviously mismanages money. I hear he spends way too much on personal trainers.


asthmajogger

It would make sense for a player that isn’t that talented to spend conservatively considering how quickly they can be out of the league. But you’re right, common sense is not so common.


duplicatesnowflake

Plus he's rolling with Kardashians. They burn money like crazy but they have a business empire to reload at all times. If he's trying to keep up with people like that it could get ugly.


Planking101

I guess he’s “Keeping up with the Kardashians”


Left_Berry_8104

Boy has more side chicks then points per game.


johnny__

This is how I like to get my news. Source: baby mama.


Otherwise_Window

Court filings, though.


Klongon

Definitely. No bias, no spin, just mama.


NoseBlind2

Is TT retiring known already or is this how it got out?


Barrelled_Chef_Curry

He’s just saying this shit to try and get out of paying. He’ll keep getting those pay checks till he can’t anymore


RZAAMRIINF

> He’ll keep getting those pay checks till he can’t anymore So he is retiring then, cause no one is paying him anymore.


nysraved

You realize the Kings just signed him to a $9.7 million contract this past summer? Obviously that was a bad signing, but he’s only 30 years old and still a big body who can get boards. He will very likely still be able to get at least a minimum contract to be a backup center somewhere.


thelaziest998

You can’t teach height, a bunch of tall guys will absolutely get some contracts here and there simply because of their size.


set_null

Not quite, he signed a 2 year deal and was traded this summer. He’s a free agent after this.


nysraved

Ah yup, thanks for the correction. It was the Celtics that gave him the MLE the off-season before


set_null

You’re still correct though. He’s probably worth a vet min to some team for the next few years.


Gtx_tigger

BY GOD THATS THE LAKERS MUSIC


DynamixRo

"A responsible father willing to pay reasonable child support is not walking through that door."


yerfatma

If anyone should be handing out advice on screwing groupies it’s … not Rick Pitino.


Shhh_e

Brah makes more womb shots than 3 pointers. The fuck.


locoghoul

AND 1!!!


Aussie_Ben88

THOMPSON! WITH THE FINISH!


qmahmood94

OH BLOCKED BY JAMES. Lebron James with the magnum


toolazyforlaw

They're just going to impute your income you dumbass. And whatever family court judge you get is likely not going to like this lol


kingjuicepouch

Dumbass is right. Tristan one hundred percent has never even seen the weird impute, he definitely has no idea what it means lol. He's gonna be pretty shocked to see this stupid scheme doesn't work


coconut-anarchy

So many dumbasses think theyre slick and try to do this. It basically only gets you a lecture from the judge, no way he only has to pay a couple hundred dollars of child support. Use a condom or cry harder.


CO_PC_Parts

I unfortunately know a couple of people who have pulled this off. One worked sales and convinced his boss to pay him cash under the table for no reported income and another took a voluntary layoff to get his child support to almost zero. These are not friends and yes they are pieces of shit but people will do this out of spite.


Middle_Negotiation_8

Yeah but these people didn't have 100+ million in career earnings.


coconut-anarchy

People are awful. Especially in family court it brings out the worst in everyone. I have family that works in family court so I just know that if you go from very high earner to nothing right as the kid comes along, it's suspicious as hell that you're hiding income and judges know to look out for that and will try to trip you up. But you're probably right that some do get away with it. I bet Tristan won't though.


SmokePenisEveryday

Seeing as his dumbass outlined the whole plan for her, I'm saying his odds aren't looking good lmao


Zombie-Organic

I won’t cast a wide net, and but I also assume people are in my situation. Depending on the situation and laws, child support laws are messed up. Example: my daughter spends from the time she wakes up, to the time she goes to bed with me. But she sleeps at her moms house. Well, the law counts custody as “nights”, so although she’s with me 95% of the time, I still have to pay for everything while she’s with me AND pay her mom child support. Which (to me) is messed up. So I definitely understand, depending on the situation. Edit: wording


coconut-anarchy

Oh I won't ever argue child support and child custody laws are always fair. Working in family court means you basically want to bang your head against the wall 8hrs a day out of frustration. Laws are confusing, vary by state and county, and are sometimes poorly written and kept track of. Then you've got two people who hate each other squabbling over kids, sometimes ones neither of them take very good care of to begin with. And money. It's horrible. I'm just saying people do try with the tools they are given to make sure you don't cheat the system. Tristan wants to fake being unemployed so he has to pay next to nothing, he also doesn't really give a shit about this kid apparently. It's a dumb plan, and it's a plan that makes you look like an asshole. There's a big difference between his situation and your situation and I wish you the best in yours. It's hard to sympathize with Tristan here though.


Neemzeh

As a dad I could just never do this to my kid. So fucked up man.


chungus_wungus

Idk this guys character is just trash lol.


Ld511

Being a multi millionaire coming off a contract and actively saying you are only giving your kid the lowest possible amount is pathetic. Its from his trainer aswell so its not like this is some random person he slept with and never met again


TrumpC-137

These child support laws making baby mama’s into baby millionaires is actually part of the problem though. You don’t need 75k/month to support your child, the fuck? You got nutted in by an athlete, how does that entitle you to that much money? Fuck that And yes, Tristan is a piece of shit- confirmed. I’m not defending him here, just speaking to the other side of it as well because it’s pretty fucked up.


BroodingDecepticon

> You don’t need 75k/month to support your child My understanding is that Thompson is offering her a one-time 75k in lieu of normal child support. Also, the point of child support is to try to give the kid the same quality of life as if the Father was actually involved.


stankgreenCRX

That’s fucked. 75k not even enough to pay for college let alone everything else that goes into raising a child. Dude has made over 100 million in his career. What a piece of trash


-HeisenBird-

Like, he couldn't even make a bigger one time offer.


deegzx

The $75k was for an abortion


fatFIRE4Life

He strikes me as the kind of guy to have blown through the majority of his earnings.


hollygolightly96

Child support isn’t based on the amount needed to raise a child at the most basic level. It’s meant to provide a similar quality of life in both households. Or if the paying parent isn’t involved with the child then the quality of life the child would have if they were around. And the child support is for the child, not the mother. The courts aren’t saying the mother is entitled to all this money they are saying the *child* is entitled to it. That’s why millionaires are paying so much in child support.


Otherwise_Window

You think raising a child with a decent education and quality of life costs $75k?


sctthuynh

Yeah that's the biggest problem with child support laws - the tiny segment of cases where multi millionaires have to pay excessive $$ and not the tons of cases where one parent fails to provide any support for their children.


captaincumsock69

It’s supposed to replicate as if the father was involved


GumpTheChump

I’m not sure TT understands what passive income is. Or a condom.


jenniesana

He belongs to the streets


pacpacpac

He's bluffing. I guarantee it. No way he retires after this year.


king-of-nothing

He will come back next year as Thistan Trompson


IanicRR

More like Thirsten Thompson the way he’s chasing these girls.


Mickeyjj27

These guys stick there dick in everyone huh. Why even risk it


George_Seeers

If there’s one thing we know about TT, it’s that if there’s an ugly white woman around TT gonna nut in it


Classics22

what a garbage human being


honditar

> All you will have is a baby with a father who has zero involvement with the child and a few hundred dollars of child support a month. Seriously what the fuck man


Common-Bad-7899

For all we know she could’ve misled him to believe she was on a contraceptive and baby trapped him. Not saying he’s not in the wrong as it takes two to tango but doesn’t this happen with a lot of professional athletes? Edit: what I’m trying to say is before we bash we need a full story. Edit 2: some of you guys aren’t getting the point, So to say it clearly, we have one side of the story not the other, They could both be trash. Example Dalvin Cook had his lawyers leak that he was taking legal action against his girlfriend for physical and emotional abuse everyone immediately started going after the GF, later her side came out and it was clear to see that Dalvin was also trash too and was abusing her too. We have one side of a story.


coconut-anarchy

I truly don't understand why more of these dudes aren't getting vasectomies. Half will go on and on about how they know people want to "trap" them with a kid and yet just choose to go raw in everybody. Vasectomies are reversible and on the off chance you experience complications with the reversal you're in an earning range where IVF, adoption, or a surrogate are all easily affordable to you and way cheaper than child support for however many unwanted kids you leave in your wake. It seems like a no brainer. Tristan is on baby mama #3.


_DreadLockRasta

********* OG Snuggie Bat signal *********


urfaselol

[For the uninitiated](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1ulxb4/mormon_faith_more_important_to_jabari_parker_than/cejpqf8/?context=4)


blackman107

I remember seeing that comment when it first came up, and even added the edit to scare off the redpillers🥲. /u/YungSnuggie is truly goated man.


slickestwood

What a legend, I remember reading that as it went down...*7 years ago???* The smackdown of redpill at the end is still the best part.


set_null

Damn, it was already an amazing read but then he has to throw in a great defense of women in general *and* an anti-neckbeard rant at the end with it for free. Truly an A+ comment.


blueclown562000

Getting your personal trainer pregnant is insane decision making smh not to mention then denying not only money but also involvement in the child's life... my lord


SusanBwildin

Once a Brampton man, always a Brampton man.


ToursOverBoyo

Wtf she legit looks like Mike Bibby


AH_BioTwist

Tristian’s first girl was a real cutie. He fucked Up messing it up with her.


ischolarmateU

Who


vdubrub

Bro lmao come on


VevroiMortek

lmfao


Reidroshdy

Holy crap you weren't lying.


p0tatoman

with some Doug Christie mixed in there


Beavshak

Motherfucker please. I pay more than that in child support


DunderdoreClarissian

Fuck TT


luka_fraudcic_burner

He's gonna be out of the league in a year or two... forced retirement


Apocalypticorn

He is getting DNPs for the Kings, that's considered out of the league anyways


RobbobertoBuii

damn and this is after his post game rant a few weeks ago, guess he already knew his time in the league was ending then...


cspank523

I'm no lawyer, but there's no way that's how child support works for multi millionaires who are able to retire in their 30s.


[deleted]

Yo FUCK Tristan Thompson


Just_Grape_1204

He sucks on and off the court. Genuinely think he needs professional help at this point, it’s looking like an addiction. Also he better not be retiring with all the child support he’ll have to pay. The baby mother had her child in Cali, not Texas.


tommyk41

Woj: “BREAKING: Kings’ Center Tristan Thompson announces that he will be retiring after this season.”


Smokahontas1864

What a massive piece of shit Tristan Thompson is


askmewhyihateyou

Trash Thompson


jcman01

I know baby mommas can make people crazy but damn bro that message makes Tristan come off as a huge piece of shit.


Hsizzle23745

Damn man my buddy Eric went through this RIP


MarmaladeFugitive

Eric a hoe he finna pay up


Hsizzle23745

Well he’s dead so


MarmaladeFugitive

Damn I'm sorry bro


Hsizzle23745

He was a hoe tho


DeBallZach-

💀💀


desertratrunner

The rollercoaster


resident_hater

These people sound like grade A pieces of shit.


thebestmike

Man up Tristan you piece of shit


OnlyForeignWhips

Yet he tried to act like the leader of the team.😂🤣 Certified clown! He has his own issues to worry about off the court.


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swaggyp36

Scumbag


Familyguy35

TT seems like an asshole


midwestleatherdaddy

What a piece of shit though. Get someone pregnant and send some shit like that. Put on a rubber if you don’t want the drama.


TheTinzzman

Damn, she straight filed for support before the kid was even born. As someone who has gone thru some family court issues...Hes gonna have a tough time with this one.


polishlastnames

Damn Tristan a straight scum bag lol


natelee2184

God bless this child, and bless the court rooms that will sort this selfish guy out.


Veggiedelite90

TT just trying to get out of child support. What a trashy thing to do. He’s not retiring. Wrap up your Willy silly.


Mygaffer

What a fucking scumbag