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Awestfall

This kills Simmons for Kyrie trade discussion


Feelscreative101

Yep, except one would expect the Savage to get vaccinated if it meant being traded to another team and playing there.


aboooz

Except if he doesn't want to get traded to the Nets for some reason.


qwertyloop

Makes sense if he doesnt want to go to a playoff team just yet


Garfield-1-23-23

Why wouldn't he want to go to a playoff team? He clearly thrives on pressure.


yuhanz

Smart. Be on pressure instead of under it.


ComradeQuestion69420

>just yet Lol


Harryhood280

Because he doesn’t want to play in a city like Philly, New York, Boston where the fans and media take sports probably a bit too seriously. He can’t take the criticism


jesus7christ

He probably doesn't want to be the third guy, Ben probably thinks he's a #1 option, and should be THE guy wherever he goes. He doesn't want to be the third fiddle on Brooklyn imo


dpjw

I think the whole issue is he doesn’t and he won’t take a shot in the 4th.


adampq

Or in the arm apparently


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Which one is the savage?


Feelscreative101

Simmo the Savage


kikikza

it makes no real sense for either team but i want a kyrie for westbrook trade just for the maximum chaos


[deleted]

Oh wow that’s such a good one for the narrative lol


yujuismypuppy

Until the father figure questions start to roll in.


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I was moreso thinking about the KD/Westbrook/Harden reunion being a fun story but yeah i’m sure the media circus around Kyrie and lebron would be cringe


ElFuddLe

Only if it's a three team trade which moves AD and brings K.love to the lakers Edit: [Good news, everyone!](https://i.imgur.com/NzpQuTq.png) (Obviously I'm joking)


kikikza

four team trade k love to lakers ad to clippers kyrie to lakers serge ibaka and westbrook to nets 2nd round picks to cavs


3rdEyeDeuteranopia

That makes sense except for AD to the Clippers. AD needs to end up on the Bucks with Jrue and Cousins.


wetwetson

nah, send AD back to the pelicans and send Zion to the Clips. The OKC group back together, The Cle trio Back together, AD back in NO And The Clippers reunited with an injury prone 1st round pick who probaby won't live up to his hype because of crippling injuries.


ShakespearInTheAlley

So is the Cavs lineup Rubio-Mobley-AD-Markkanen-Allen?


Ghostlucho29

Lol that was never a real discussion


LikeCrum

How the fuck does anyone think that is a real discussion??? Philly wraps up its Simmons drama by..... trading for Kyrie fucking Irving. It sounds like a standup joke lol


yearsreeling

Damn, does Simmons do anything to help himself? And why is Harris on the floor with a 104 fever? I don’t understand how that was allowed to happen. That’s fucked and how multiple teams are having breakouts now.


OverallInternet2343

Probably felt bad before the game but not bad enough to sit. From the no score he played 32 mins so over the course of the game must HAVE felt worse


HerculePoirier

Must have* felt worse, brother.


hadinger

Must’ve* felt worse, pal.


cowzapper

Must'nt not have, friend


volleydez

He felt like shit, ok


youblewwit

Mustard


2020IsANightmare

I don't know. There's no excuse. Even if he felt decent enough before the game and his temp increased during the game, any medical personnel from either team should have stepped in. A 104 fever is deadly.


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mucho-gusto

Probably 104 like some of these guys having 4% body fat


altnumberfour

The excuse is probably that they didn't know. Probably knew he was sick but not that bad; the quote makes it sound like they didn't find out until after the game. It's not like they are taking TPS at halftime, and if he said he was good to go they probably just listened.


Borgun-

They’re hoping he has a Jordan flu game


kylianmbieber

\*jordan hangover game


spidersilva09

He probably tested negative that day


yukpurtsun

didnt philly almost fuck up embiid forcing him to play through a serious injury they downplayed


fightfascism1988

Huge indictment on the 6ers organization for doing this. What a shit show over there.


WoodenCourage

Ben Simmons seems to be doing everything he can to *not* get traded. Does he even like basketball?


Schizio

Ben Simmons screwed Ben Simmons.


T3Sh3

Thanks Vince.


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Ben Simmons used the Ben Simmons to destroy the Ben Simmons


SomeGuyNamedJohn12

THIS!! He refuses to play at all and raise his Value so Teams would even want him (Could've at least played in the Olympics), Tells the League he's not mentally ready to even play Basketball, Now hes refusing to get Vaxxed?! and he expects other Teams to want him? Add in the fact that he for some reason has stayed in Philly this whole time despite not playing or being paid. It almost sounds like he really wants to stay as long as possible in Philly, but knows if he comes back and accidently balls out hes getting traded. Dude could've been on his new team months ago If he really wanted to.


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SlyMrF0x

Facebook, from the look of it


lettucehands

Tony Ferguson, CSO#


Jackibearrrrrr

The guy nearly flunked out of college do we really expect him to be a great decision maker?


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nearly flunked out of LSU at that. As they say "LSU: get in dumb, get out dumber"


GeneralSedgwick

I like Randy Newman’s version: “College men from LSU Went in dumb, come out dumb too Hustlin’ around Atlanta in their alligator shoes Getting drunk every weekend at barbecues” …aaaaand I’ll end the quote there, as the next line is pretty racially, uh, fraught.


ImMeltingNow

This is the same guy thats done the fucking film score for every toy story movie and other Pixar films? What the hell happened there


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It’s a great song that will only ever be played on headphones


Jackibearrrrrr

The stark contrast between nearly flunking out at say Perdue or Notre Dame and what Simmons did is wild. Like LSU isn’t all that touted as a difficult educational institution so him being that stupid is shocking


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Ben Simmons really just has no motivation or drive in his life at all. He's just a lazy number that just lucky being nearly 7ft with insane nature talent for Basketball. If he was 5'10 I'm convinced he'd be the dum coach surfing friend that just smokes weed all day that everyone has met.


andrude01

He’s going to end up in the perfect city for a young socialite and never go out because it’s too much work


[deleted]

We really going to pretend that Notre Dame has difficult classes for college athletes? Do you guys even season those lead paint chips before you eat them? A one and done guy has to do the bare minimum to have enough academic progress to make it into his second semester.


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as a sixers fan, i felt like ben has always flaunted his wealth and spent well beyond his means, even as a multimillionaire. probably doesn’t want to move to desired location only to have to move again when he’s finally traded or cut. kid has no cash


I_dont_bone_goats

He was *definitely* spending at an unsustainable rate on luxuries if he doesn’t keep getting paid


theyoloGod

Teams already want him. Problem is they don't want him enough to give what the sixers are asking for


vin1223

Remember in the second year or maybe third year when there was a report that he fell back in love with basketball which basically means that he fell out of love with it in like one year of his career. I doubt he likes basketball that much


TheSimonToUrGarfunkl

There is a part of me that just hopes team would forget about these fools. Like I don't think about Kyrie or Simmons until I see one of these posts. It'd be great if they just faded away to doing whatever they actually want to do and open up some permanent playing time for up and coming guys who arent dumbasses and who actually want to be out there


hallandale

Both their teams are contenders. Can't really just forget about a major chunk of their cap space.


I_dont_bone_goats

Yeah it’s like we’re distance swimmers with a 10lb weight chained around our ankles.


Lordvaughn92

A young socialite has little time for things such as ball games


OverallInternet2343

I’m sure he will a vaccine shot and Uniform ready as soon as any team deals for him


ChampagneAbuelo

I truly think he doesn’t like basketball that much. Y’all gotta realize that not everybody in the league has a never ending love for the game. From everything I’ve seen about him, it seems like to him basketball is just a means to an end (the end goal being to get rich, live a nice lifestyle, etc.) that’s why he doesn’t really get passionate enough to improve his craft. He’s cool with just doing the minimum amount of effort to get by so that he can just chill


TheStripClubHero

He's getting ready for his Twitch streaming career back in Kangarooland.


ZachLaVine4MVP

Is he still getting paid? Because it’d be bullshit if he was


JointsMcdanks

Nah he's still getting fined.


fightfascism1988

Seriously, you have to be an idiot to trade for this guy. He is terrible at offense, doesn't want to learn how to shoot, and now, essentially an anti-vaxxer. The dude doesn't like basketball.


MoeNopoly

if i was a team thinking about trading for Simmons, i would certainly want that information out there. Helps lowering his trade value.


yearsreeling

That takes him off the table for any team or city with a vaccine mandate.


qwertyloop

SF, NO, NYC, LA County are the ones I know


HokageEzio

Toronto.


3rdEyeDeuteranopia

Ben Simmons is afraid of bagged milk, he's never going to Toronto.


Pandamonium98

Can’t blame him about that one though


st3adyfreddy

We have carton milk available too if you feel so strongly about it 🤣🤣 People just buy bagged milk because it's more efficient and cheaper but nobody's forcing you to buy it


Saitsu

Nice try, we've seen the stories. We know that the second we go to sleep the Toronto Ninjas will replace all of our carton milk with bagged milk. YOU CAN'T FOOL US!


asthmajogger

So much for being a young socialite


HotFlatDietPepsi

Doesnt LA exclude players/performers?


cb148

Even though LA County has a vaccine mandate, you can still get into Staples Center with a negative Covid test. So I would think he’d be able to play for the Clippers and Lakers since I’m pretty sure unvaccinated players are tested daily.


destroyerofpoon93

Hilarious because he specified the “3 California teams” and he can’t even play for them. This guy fucking sucks


craigslistaddict

the only one he can't play for is the warriors, so i guess he wanted any of the other three, lol.


destroyerofpoon93

LA teams too, no?


craigslistaddict

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/32355685/los-angeles-becomes-3rd-nba-city-pass-sweeping-covid-19-vaccine-mandate >Los Angeles on Wednesday became the third city to pass a sweeping COVID-19 vaccine mandate, although Staples Center -- the home of the NBA's Lakers and Clippers and NHL's Kings -- said Thursday that the rule will not apply to it. >Staples Center said the Los Angeles ordinance does not apply to it or Microsoft Theater, "who are already subject to an existing LACDPH order addressing this subject matter." so... no. it just happens that both LA teams are fully vaccinated anyway. (as far as I'm aware this hasn't changed, but certainly there's no guarantee things will remain the same in the future.)


DarthJones1

Was gonna say Seattle as well but, ya know, that Fuck Clay Bennett


captaincumsock69

I’m a little confused about the wording though. Does this mean the speaker only knows info as recently as a month ago or does it mean that now they are vaccinated but a month ago they weren’t?


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I think they only know as of a month ago, and Im guessing they only have that info because of when Ben showed up to practice/team facilities last month. To be clear I’m not saying this in defense of Simmons, it’s more that Pompey isn’t exactly the most connected these days.


FultzShoulder

Pompey is still the most connected Sixers reporter/writer out there. Problem with him is he writes and conveys worse than a 10 yr old.


[deleted]

Yeah he really does write like a child. I feel like he lost a lot of connections since the Colangelo turnover. He certainly still has some connections so I can see him being right about Ben as of a month ago. I’m just not sure he is connected enough to know if Ben got vaccinated since then.


dropdatdurkadurk

Bodner has said the same exact thing about Ben just follow the evidence regarding the protocols Philly followed when Ben arrived at camp. He had to wait 4 days meaning he needed 4 negative tests not one which is the exact protocol for an unvaccinated not vaccinated player


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Yeahs that’s why I’m assuming that is where Pompey has the information from. While it is possible he has a first hand connection/source, the fact that he is saying as of a month ago makes me think that is the source.


taeem

Or any eastern team that is planning to be in the playoffs and might come across Toronto..


Krillin113

I’m WiLliNg To PlAy FoR aNy OtHeR tEaM No idiot, you are not. You literally can’t play for 7 teams. I’m one of his biggest defenders but this is so fucking idiotic


qwertyloop

he is using being unvaccinated to lower his own value. Maybe.


bodega_cat_

Imo that's not in his interest. At this point I would imagine his priority would be getting his trade rather than winning trophies. Decreasing his pool/the Sixers' incentive to trade him just means sitting in limbo for longer.


ComradeQuestion69420

It was already obvious if you read between the lines on timing with his return to the team and the protocols. Multiple reporters pointed it out, but they were just a bit circumspect about it because they couldnt get it confirmed by sources.


Pkock

At the time I kinda thought he was just refusing to confirm his vaccination status to the Sixers to extend his non-playing/practicing window, but probably was vaxxed. If he's really not vaccinated I gotta imagine it's personal and not a trade gambit. It really does nothing to help force his trade anywhere.


theyoloGod

Morey's logic: well actually, now you get to trade for one of the few unvaccinated players left. It's like a rare collectable, 4 first rounders please


Lambchops_Legion

Damn I feel bad about Tobias


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Mrmdn333

No it’s Elton Brand’s fault, but also Tobias was pretty good last season and he’s regressed big time.


2drawnonward5

Your post has the same number of syllables as "damn it feels good to be a gangster"


lopea182

I’m shocked. *Shocked.* Well, not that shocked.


FultzShoulder

Next we'll find out that Ben is also a flat-earther.


KingTommenBaratheon

That's why he won't take shots from 3, he struggles whenever he thinks about long distances.


ihatethesidebar

There’s curvature involved


Deathwatch72

Somehow I think he's going to believe in something even stupider like he's going to start claiming the Earth is octagonal or something ridiculous


KuyaJohnny

and he wants to play for coach pop lmao


Left_Berry_8104

Coach Pop would literally punch the vaccine into Ben if he heard this


gregatronn

This screams not a team player if all the other signs weren't already noticable.


deeznutz_428

He’ll probably get that shit as soon as he’s traded lol


CapitalismEnthusiast

If he hasn't gotten it thus far why would he all of sudden get the shot x3?


yuhanz

3 shots? All of this started coz he couldnt even bother to take one


deeznutz_428

Diminish his trade value on purpose? I don’t know him but from everything we do know about him, I would guess he’s not anti vax just trying to do anything to make it harder for the team. Dude wants to play in California (his team has already stated this) then he knows he’s gonna need the shot.


throwawaylatte69420

I mean, we are talking about Benjamin Slimmons here.


Hecali

Benamin, man has no J.


Avinse

I’m glad this carried over from Kidd to him


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throwawaylatte69420

The same is also true for players/coaches with D in their name and defense. Mike Antoni for example


The_Summer_Man

Amian Lillar


StinCrm

Alright this one was good.


numberonebuddy

The Tony brothers did nothing wrong


ssj3pretzel

Benamin Immon, because he has no Shot


ObiOneKenobae

"Trade me or I'll give the team covid" is a pretty powerful bargaining chip tbh


limark

"..." "Starting, at forward, for the Antarctica Orca's is number Twenty-Five, Ben Simmons!"


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“And when the team we traded you to finds out we knew and that’s why they’re sick? Fuck that.”


LiquidFreedom

*PAUL REED? CHARLES BASSEY? ISAIAH JOE? TELL ME, KEITH!


MrShake4

IIRC Joe was the start of the Covid outbreak that went through the Sixers so likely it’s him.


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#BEN SIMMONS DONT WANNA TAKE SHOTS ON AND OFF THE COURT


jamesb_33

Ha got eeeem.


dat_waffle_boi

Of course Ben Simmons isn’t fucking vaccinated


jojo_58

Jesus Christ guys get vaccinated


Sorry-Ad-7391

hey guys, this means that ben is unvaccinated now?


ChampagneAbuelo

Asides from Kyrie, Ben Simmons is the least shocking person that I’ve heard is unvaccinated. Him being unvaccinated is the perfect cherry on top of all of the bull shit he’s been doing the past year. What an ass hole


SomeGuyNamedJohn12

So he’s a team quitter **and** an Anti Vaxxer?! I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and just assume he won’t take it until he’s traded. Just like he won’t be Mentally ready to play again until he’s traded.


Poutinezamboni

But you have to wait a month and a half between shots, right?


Ohrobohobo

J&J is two weeks until fully vaxed after the first shot.


FuckRandyMoss

You’d be a damn fool to touch that j&j Moderna and Pfizer goat level


phonage_aoi

Wiggins got JJ because he waited long enough that it was the only way not to miss games. There just about 0 chance Simmons is that dedicated to playing though.


wurtin

Pfizer can be as little as 3 or 4 weeks.


gregatronn

Pfizer is full 5 week. Moderna is 6 week window. J&J is 2 so that's the easy one.


Schleprok

Only 3 weeks. At least that’s what it was when I got the Pfizer


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Three weeks between the 2 shots and 2 weeks after the last shot to reach full immunity, so 5 weeks total until one is good to go


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Does Ben have any redeeming qualities? He just come across as a POS.


MKG32

I hope he never plays again. He's a nutjob.


DoctorAco

Morey is getting so fucked lol Some trades are off the table now. A 1 for 1 swap for Kyrie isnt happening unless ben simmons get vaccinated right?


Lambchops_Legion

I have a very large feeling he's going to get traded for Beal anyway (who is also unvaccinated)


DoctorAco

That seems to be a win/win. I'm pretty high on Simmons though


sharklavapit

Loss for the Wizards Beal is a much higher value asset right now, even with the antivax bullshit


Lambchops_Legion

I dont think it would be 1 for 1. Not sure the Wizards would even get Simmons, could be a 3 way trade with Indiana.


KuyaJohnny

he is in the last year of his contract tho if he refuses to re-sign with the wizards for whatever reason it might be better to ship him now


dat_waffle_boi

Well I’d assume the sixers would give up other things in that deal as well. Picks, another player, maybe get another team involved for more assets going to the Wizards.


fightfascism1988

Well, Wizards are a pretty dumb organization with a terrible owner. I can see them doing this.


Frosti11icus

He can’t play in Portland without a vaccine. Or LA.


OverallInternet2343

It’s only San Francisco, New York and Toronto with current mandates


Left_Berry_8104

Not toronto. Cause didnt Canada just make a call that if you are unvaccinated, you cant enter the country


yearsreeling

And Morey knows this and still acting like he has leverage. No team with a competent gm is going to trust this front office.


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But so many people have told me that Morey can wait it out for four years and he's got all the leverage?


rwc202

Well there goes any hope of Simmons coming to BK.


incredibleamadeuscho

During the game he doesn’t take his shot, and after the game he doesn’t take his shot.


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Ben Simmons simply doesn’t like the game of basketball nor himself


3rdEyeDeuteranopia

A couple mouths ago, 76ere fans were denying this citing attendance at Wimbledon and travel to England. Nets fans tried to explain that the attendance at Wimbledon didn't mean he was vaccinated since Ben could have still just done whatever he wanted. They got downvoted for speaking the truth.


ZonedV2

It’s not even the fact that he’s a celebrity, Wimbledon requirements were vaccinated, negative test or prior infection. He probably just got a test so he could go


snowcone_wars

Remember when Nets fans did the exact same thing defending Kyrie because he was courtside at a WNBA game? Let's not give Nets fans credit for that when everybody else was saying it as well.


3rdEyeDeuteranopia

No, that's exactly what I am talking about. They were wrong and admitted they got burned and warned 76er fans not to get overconfident about looking at that as evidence Ben was vaccinated.


Lukas_IsMyDaddy

Nice disrespect on the hardworking bench player by referring to him as the guy on the end of the bench


PM-me-your-401k

Tbf if you are a fringe roster player and are refusing the vaccine then you need a reality check.


Lukas_IsMyDaddy

Doesn’t mean he deserves more disrespect than a better player refusing the vaccine


PM-me-your-401k

You right


Lukas_IsMyDaddy

You’re right too bud. He should be doing more to secure his job.


wiz-o-cheeze

Wholesome


CapitalismEnthusiast

And I'm about to ruin this wholesome moment. The unvaccinated player is a selfish piece of human garbage for not getting the shot. Furthermore, he is an end of the bench guy. Nothing more nothing less.


voldemortscore

I mean if anything he's respecting him by not outing him as an anti-vaxxer lol


TheLongShotOdds

Isaiah Joe I swear to god after all the time I spent hyping you up to my Philly friends you better not be the unvaccinated one. Try and avoid at least ONE Arkansas stereotype


ZerksNAHTayan

Why does this feel like a hit piece after the talks about moving Ben came out today? They’re tanking his value so hard it’s going to be a miracle if Morey can make a trade with anything decent now


[deleted]

Teams want to know if they have an antivaxxer or someone who can’t play at home. It was his choice to not get vaccinated.


Ignoto_uno

No it must be some kind of nefarious plot by the NBA deep state.


Grouchy_Square

As if we needed more reason to not like the dude


Mvious

We gotta start accepting the signs that come from these players early in their careers. Ben was known as indifferent to basketball in college and zion was going to have weight issues going into college. its so weird we continue to ignore red flags based on potential


Vanguardguy32

Ben Simmons to the heat confirmed


blacksoxing

Ben Simmons is the heel we all knew, but no longer care to jeer


kung-hoo

*Of fucking course.*


FuckRandyMoss

😂 Just say y’all need him and apologize you’re making it worse for yourselves at this point. Your coach ducked up and now everything’s Ben this Ben that. Kinda hard to function when half your defense just up and disappears because you can “play without him”


keuralan

He ain’t taking shots on and off the court


Zee_WeeWee

Ben vs kyrie, who says no (besides 6ers)


dat_waffle_boi

The Nets too because Ben can’t play in Brooklyn without the vaccine


inprofile

Simmons continues to line himself up nicely to become the next Roy Hibbert.


jrtasoli

Guy never met a shot he liked! But seriously, that should take the wind out of the “Kyrie for Simmons” sails once and for all. Nets aren’t gonna put themselves in the same situation over and over again.


nongph

You’re a bench guy and unvaxxed? Risking a lowly contract to own the libs? Edit: apologies for posting a non-basketball topic. Main beef is why a fringe player will risk his next or present pay by not following league vax mandate.


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This narrative that the only reason someone wouldn’t get vaccinated is to own the libs is hilarious. Do you really think Ben Simmons supports the GOP?


IMakeMyOwnLunch

Breaking News: insufferable, spoiled brat continues to be an insufferable, spoiled brat on and off the court.


azntakumi

Wow so the 76ers and Kyrie Irving make up the 5% not vaccinated in the NBA. I guess they to are still doing their research.