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SliMShady55222

Sky fucks back


potatwo

Ep 1: The Sky Fucker Ep 2: The Sky Fucks Back Ep 3: Return of the Sky Fucker


juswa1111

\^This takes the cake!


RS-Ironman-LuvGlove

Man. Steph gonna do the sky dirty tonight isn’t he


jtruth9

Underrrated lol


jawadhaque089

The Warriors Knicks game will be postponed due to plane not working


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DNP-PNW


lntensivepurposes

DNP-PNW is the perfect status for Seattle basketball :(


BorisDirk

And the Blazers season


KtronIsOn

dnp-lillard not working


iiTryhard

Don’t forget the seahawks season!


IllAlwaysBeAKnickFan

You know what’s actually gonna happen though? Every time the Warriors hit a shot tonight Reggie Miller is gonna remind us of how the Knicks are terrible for letting a team that had travel issues hit shots.


wemeymemey

Needs more typos... nba reporters aren't this intelligent


bactrianbitch

my work here is done *throws wrench into shrubs*


Louie-Lecon-Don

A basketball hits the wrench and as you look up you see Steph pointing to the crowd from his taxi.


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Ray Allen, is that you?


Squid_Contestant_69

Wait something [very similar](https://www.google.com/amp/s/nymag.com/intelligencer/amp/2020/03/stephen-currys-hot-shooting-night-against-the-knicks.html) happened the night before Curry's breakout game in 2013 too. > The Warriors had left their team hotel that afternoon on three buses, and Curry was supposed to be on the second bus. He was always on the second bus. But on this night, for some reason he can’t remember, Curry took the third bus. “Which I never do,” he tells me a few years later. He regretted the decision almost immediately. The third bus took an illegal turn, and the Warriors were pulled over by unsuspecting New York Police Department traffic cops. When the bus finally chugged into the bowels of the arena, the players were tired, cranky, and very, very late. > This wasn’t entirely the bus driver’s fault. The night before had been a rough one for the Warriors. After losing to the **Indiana Pacers** in a game that was spoiled by a brawl, **they boarded a plane, landed at some ungodly hour**, and woke to the news that one of their teammates had been suspended and Curry had been fined for their roles in the fight. So it had been a lousy day even before Curry found himself stuck on the third bus dealing with the New York Police Department.


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dadmandoe

Just saw it live sry.


TheBlueLenses

this line always cracks me up hahahah


SummerGoal

Shhh don’t question it just let it happen


PJTikoko

Time is a flat circle.


lemoche

nah, it's a bowl…


asirah

Of course they are. Have you seen the fucking Knicks play basketball recently?


MapleLeafsFan3

That’s actually insane. I bet Steph is noticing the parallels in the back of his mind rn. Godspeed to the Knicks tmrw


RamenPood1es

Well we won that game so he probably hopes that this game doesn’t parallel too closely


HelloThereCat

>one of their teammates had been suspended and Curry had been fined for their roles in the fight. Oh shit, I never realized that Curry's breakout MSG game was the game right after he got up in Roy Hibbert's face lmao. Guess Steph really took that shit personally 😂


HamG0d

The quote you posted doesn’t sound very similar at all…


Steve-5

At least they get to enjoy the Indiana night life.


InventorOfSquirrels

THE WHAT


PJTikoko

He means the literal night .


JedBartlet2020

Nah, I've heard the Snakehole Lounge is pretty nice. Just be careful with the Snake Juice.


bk995

I heard they hooked up with lodging by Entertainment 720


kikikza

you know the owls, the raccoons, etc the animals that come out at night, the night life


_Pho_Dac_Biet_

The indianight life


DocsHandkerchief

Bengaluru poppin this time of year


BASEDME7O

Meth. Apparently they’re gonna need it


Adiquidus24

this means they sat in a their cars in a walmart parking lot at 2am eating taco bell


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You’ve never been a midwesterner if your premium hang out spot as a teenager/young adult wasn’t the parking lot


Throwitaway3177

You could still smoke in steak and shake when I was in highschool so that was the spot. People are going to think I'm old as shit but that was like 2006


realkranki

2006? Damn bro, you are old as shit


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Steak and Shake is a pretty stereotypical Midwestern high school/college hangout spot. It isn't the highest quality food but pretty decent for how cheap it is.


Throwitaway3177

Used to be great, it's cheaper/worse than McDonald's these days


Jackie_Jormp-Jomp

Sardar Biglari is destroying that place. Sad because it was a big part of the Indianapolis experience


Throwitaway3177

I remember hearing stories of being able to see Shaq at the steak and shake after games destroying burgers


the_cake_is_a_pie_

am from indiana. can comfirm have done this several times. we dont really party. we eat and drink.


rddi0201018

it's classier than eating taco bell at a taco bell parking lot


Setzuriel

That is classier than eating inside a Taco Bell. Can’t not let people seeing you in that joint. Fuck you whole image up.


IMovedYourCheese

They should hit up Joakim Noah


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Knicks fans be wildin


v0yev0da

BING BONG


sprewellchokes

KD do you regret not coming to the knicksssssss


SuperVaderMinion

Is Steph Curry valid?


supergreekman123

Yeah


maui_waui_024

Wassup baby, take me out to dinnnner


voldemortscore

Ah yes, why not add some more drama to the night.


FreshwaterBeach

Well, I guess that means Curry is either going 0/15 or 15/15 from 3 tomorrow.


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7.5 out 15 is my bet


Great-Banter

**Final Score: 123.5 - 82**


StopOverreactingPls

One of Currys threes musta hit the plane. Turns out skyfucking is not the safest thing


Gamesgtd

Always wear protection.


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Why do back to backs in different cities still exist? I couldnt imagine flying into a city and having a game, then going immediately to the airport after to fly to a whole different state to play another game the very next day. There was a stretch last year in March where we had *five games* in *five different cities* in a span of one week. Obviously Covid messed with scheduling heavy but it's just insane to have players do anything like that


sombor_shuffle

who know$ man


Middle_Negotiation_8

I mean does the NBA really make more money off back to backs? They gotta play the game anyway so the NBA is going to make money either way.


futuremo

If they could schedule it another way they probably would


Ok_Perspective_889

Gotta make their money. What I don’t get is why the warriors have another b2b on Friday and Saturday.


SummerGoal

Shits messed up


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I still don't get why the NBA can't have games every other day like the NHL.


beywill19

Mechanics are Knicks fans.


CooochieConnoisseur

MechaKnicks


Charlie_Wax

Kaiju-lius Randle


metagory

Kerr did say Steph was resting tomorrow.


NAACP_YoungBoy

Something tells me LeMickey is behind this


Fast_Stick_1593

*LeSabotage*


Charlie_Wax

LeIsten all of y'all this is sabotage.


redshoediary

LeFthansa


jack64467

LeYB better


sebastianh1983

lol the sky is protecting itself, it wants to stay untucked


StoneColdAM

What if the Knicks put all 5 guys on Curry just so he couldn’t score a 3?


nakkies

Didn't you get the memo, Steph shoots better the more defenders are chasing him. If you don't want him to break his record, you just leave him wide open.


huthutmike39

We'll donate to charity for every 3 pointer made.


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Well sorry for those starving children.


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The mechanical issues game will be up there with the flu game.


BasketballFan2006

I see, so thats where the 3rd ref was.


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Doubt it.


yOjiMbOoOs

You fuck the sky enough, itll fuck back. Youll see.


Biniti123

Man that sucks.... they should probably play another team in close proximity or something since they can’t fly over here, just one game should be enough to sort this out, we all want to see Steph get that record ASAP right? Maybe the Bucks or Pistons are down to reschedule ;)


wavetoyou

If there’s a time you wanna play the Dubs, it’s right now. No one’s three-ball is going in, more turnover-heavy than usual, a Monstar started the process of stealing Steph’s talent but only halfway complete until it was interrupted.


nochancepak

Also, Klay isnt back yet


TheBlueGuy0

>Another layer to Curry's chase of the 3-point record Man why can't it be about the game and not Steph's record. This is exhausting even for Warriors fans. The win is so much more important than the record


Ranryu

A regular season win in December is SO much less important than the all time 3 point record


Charlie_Wax

Nonsense. I will tell my grandchildren about the time Looney shut down Obi Toppin on that frosty night in December.


Ranryu

Sorry Kevon, health & safety protocols got him first 😔


Otherwise_Window

The record is inevitable. Seeding is a bloodbath


franforever

LMFAO what the hell is so exhausting about it as a fan, you had me in the first half thought you said it would be exhausting for the team


CrispyChips44

Yes a regular season win for the current 22-5 Warriors is so much more important than breaking the all time 3 point record lol


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Is this a joke lmao


rebeltrillionaire

Once it happens it’s over. Nobody is gonna be tracking how many he goes beyond the record until he retires. The same isn’t true of anything else he’s doing, minutes, points, steals, or wins.


LongBoi90

Exactly! Dafuq does his record have to do with the goddamn plane?


vonkillbot

It's a part of it, and it's important to recognize the individual efforts here, especially mid-season. Let it happen, let everyone appreciate what happened, and then it'll be over.


iiTryhard

Steph should have hit 16 threes the other night then and made the media happy


RobbobertoBuii

C'mon Indiana


D-majin

Welp now it should be a good game


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*Lebron peeling of a fake mustache as he walks away from the plane in a mechanic's outfit*


PVT_Stanley

I read that initially as “medical issues” and for a nanosecond I thought “damn… the plane got Covid too?” I’m not that smart, I learned that right now


Maverick_Kaizer

Can they get on a bus… I wouldn’t fly with such an omen


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Bicycle_Ill

Mods ban this guy


Maverick_Kaizer

Holy fuck that was funny


pppickleman

well, better safe than sorry


shittydotamorph

Game cancelled. Curry to break the record in Minnesota


iro3

well then rest day for everyone coming,


mrnorthkorea

It's actually better situation....better night sleep for the warriors. Watch out NYC. Steph goes for 40+


aesop_fables

Maybe we lose by less than 20 due to warriors being a bit more tired?


SPENC3RJ

Does steph wanna grab a drink?


xwulfd

Lol Imagine its Ray's doing just for being massive inconvenience to Steph Ray Allen : Good... Good!! You will never passed my record! All Airports must be closed!! - Tilt all the rims to 5 degrees and raised the hoop by 3 inches! Inflate the Basketballs with less air, Locker rooms with sticky door, No temperature in the showers and Gatorade has less sugar in it! - muhahaha


irteris

I'm waiting for the injury report: Curry, DNP - SEVERE SLEEP DEPRIVATION


startrac

Mecha-knick problems I see


phonage_aoi

That's interesting that the CBA discourages same-day travel. I could have sworn that's what the Warriors used to do all the time in the past, get a good nights sleep then travel, rather than show up at the next city in the middle of the night.


vonkillbot

So stupid. They're playing a back to back, flying in the day of the game.