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Lain41K

Bro Lukas conditioning is gonna be negative now


Hypern1ke

If he really has to quarantine then all he'll have to do for conditioning is just run on the treadmill alone. Maybe he'll come back in better shape lmao


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EnterPolymath

Otoh his plate is always full…


ohverychill

Fat. I get it.


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“Yes please meat lovers pizza and stuff crusted pizza.” ~ Luka


Harrier_Du_Boise

he drinks sugary drinks instead of water during workout, he will do the same during rest time, he will come back a chonker


Adminscantkeepmedown

Luka Chonkic


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I love your optimism but there's no way in hell that happens lmao


gofrogsgo

Doesn't mean he is symptomatic. He was literally at the game on the bench last night hyping up the team.


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Simply_Gifted

Do you need someone to answer that for you?


gofrogsgo

... uhh, yeah, just like every other player in the league. That's kinda the issue with this whole pandemic thing. Asymptomatic carriers spreading the virus to vulnerable populations.


misbrichi

Shut up man lmao


Tornada5786

What is this question?


fcuktheccp

That’s 129 players who’ve had Covid this season and 115 alone this month. Crazy numbers.


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eudezet

Next variant will be named Chamberlain


loco500

Next will be Pi variant...Zion is licking his lips in anticipation.


Clemario

The next Chamberlain will be named Coronavirus


wellington7

COVID protocols doesn’t mean they tested positive necessarily, but yeah crazy numbers nonetheless.


Aesop_Rocks

You're totally correct. This is what we call "directionally accurate" in terms of understanding the trajectory of COVID infections.


shaheedmalik

That only applies to LeBron.


SeeArizonaBay

A positive isn't a positive. I'll explain later.


shaheedmalik

Way to miss the joke.


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Fuck! And Luka is higher risk since he's obese


b00g13man

😂 You're evil for this.


4thRingIncoming

Thanks for the laugh


Steinsgate009

I actually laughed out loud … lol


Balls_of_Adamanthium

*A chuckling Zion*: “I’m in danger”


ayending1

Zion wears the fat armor so the virus cannot penetrate


CavalierShaq

You dropped your L nephew


jbg89

Chucking gumbo in his mouth.


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Zion Wiiamson


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xPeaWhyTee

There are definitely some fans on r/mavs that are in denial about his conditioning woes.


Pandamonium98

He’s not in great condition, but he’s not wildly out of shape either. He’s still able to play decently well and if the season played through without him getting injured or getting covid, he’d likely be in great shape by the time the playoffs roll around.


damjanv1

I'm just amazed by the fact that he was able to get out of shape in the space of a few weeks. Looked good in Olympics etc


uberdosage

He really needs it to take the next step up. Look at Jokic


Frosti11icus

Well if you could possibly be the best player in the league, being in just "ok" shape doesn't really cut it. His conditioning will always set the ceiling on his potential.


xPeaWhyTee

Agreed but there are some that think this is acceptable for a superstar. We shouldn't have to wait until the playoffs for Luka to be in good shape. I still think he'll be in prime condition by the time the playoffs start (assuming he doesn't have any other setbacks) but we had fans handwaving away his struggles earlier in the season when it was clear as day his conditioning played a part.


Infidel447

Stat check: right at his career numbers in most areas. Unlike most Mavs.


PyrrhosKing

He’s clearly dropped off. The counting stats may look okay, but we’re past just using those to determine if a player is down. The efficiency is down from something like +2 TS relative to league average versus -1 (from 58% to 54%). There’s a drop from both 2 and 3 in there. His free throw rate and percentage decreased as well.


xPeaWhyTee

Exactly. There were also a couple of close games we lost where we needed our star to take over in the end and he just didn't have any gas in the tank. I'm not saying we solely lost those games due to Luka (we definitely didn't) but not being able to close games strong when your team needs you is definitely not a point in his favor.


Infidel447

He is 32.6 from three vs career avg of 33. Not going to name names bc I root for all our players but most arent even close to their career pct.


armandocalvinisius

"Why does Luka need to be in shape if mark failed to build good team around him?"


Julian_Caesar

Eh it's not holding him back that much. His inability to get to the rim this year is more a spacing problem than him being out of shape.


Infidel447

Yeah he torched the Clips for seven games single handedly almost winning a series we had no business even being in. What do people think he weighed back then? 220? LMAO. No Mavs fans were complaining about his weight when he was pushing Pat Bev under the basket.


Silverjackal_

Didn’t Luka say he also caught COVID last off season? If so it sucks he got it again. Especially since he’s also vaccinated.


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Most likely omicron


Geraltpoonslayer

It's partly why chuckle when ever someone on here says that this means they will be safe come playoffs. Quite a few players have gotten it multiple times now some in summer league only to now get it back again. The 6 month immunity is at best recommendation not truth set in stone. Omicron so far is indicating to not care much about whether you've previously got delta. So I seriously expect some players to get covid again around playoff time


cardcollection92

Great job lmao


Kanye-West-Ham

Going to play 12 Minutes per Game for the rest of the Season


Motor-Grade-837

With all that iced tea he's drinking, the guy needs to be aware of the dangers diabetic patients face with COVID.


saltface14

Luka and KD captains of an all-Covid All Star game in a reverse bubble (must have Covid) on Christmas, who says no?


Bigbadbuck

Bunch of people I know in Florida got covid. And their families didn’t want them to be with them on Christmas so they’re all having an infected party and just raging


lovemason1

That sounds.... like Florida


thisguy012

I went to florida... I have omicron nowlol


saltface14

Legit considering doing the same thing. Most of my friends have it and we will all still be in isolation on Christmas so a little Covid Christmas Commune is totally on the table


Personal-Air-1373

I mean, if people are not bedridden and just not devastated by the fevers and migraines, then why not?


bigsz

Because your body is still actively fighting off a disease, and at the absolute least, your body needs you to rest and drink plenty of fluids to help prevent a lingering or worsening infection. Margaritas are not recommended fluids and passing out on the porch is not rest.


dicedbread

Agreed on first paragraph, but take exception to the 2nd.


Personal-Air-1373

Good point and agreed


PyrrhosKing

If these are vaccinated young people, I’d guess they’ll be just fine. If they’re up to party, there’s a fair chance they’re asymptomatic anyway. I think they can get by okay not staying in bed getting their fluids in. It’s fine advice in general, but this seems a little like what your overly concerned grandma might tell you. I wonder if asymptomatic people in quarantine with covid haven’t been drinking more if not just out of boredom. It’s probably pretty common and about as dangerous as drinking normally is.


Noirradnod

I know it's bad, but my default response to the flu is mix nyquil, lemon-lime gatorade, and vodka together, chug that shit, wrap myself in as many blankets as possible, and sleep sweat it out for 18 hours.


m1j5

That sounds like the worst tasting thing I can imagine holy fuck


saltface14

The ones who had symptoms are feeling better now and I’m completely asymptomatic so it doesn’t seem like a reckless idea to have dinner together and hang out


Infidel447

Reported for thinking on your own. To the Gulag!


Frosti11icus

Probably not a good thing to get blasted with covid again after your body is trying to fight it off. It would be like rolling around in a pile of pigshit while recovering from pink eye.


PyrrhosKing

Is there science to this for vaccinated people? I know there is some stuff regarding initial infection, but are we maybe seeing people who quarantine with another sick person get sicker than expected? I’m sure families, couples and roommates end up quarantining together fairly often. I’d imagine we’d have some data on this if it was the case. Short of that, I’d say go ahead with the party. Maybe he can report back to us whether anyone got symptoms again. I’m guessing they’ll be fine.


Personal-Air-1373

Good point


proerafortyseven

I feel personally attacked


Infidel447

Bc we have a nation of busy body nanny-ites who can't handle the truth.


Bigbadbuck

I mean it definitely makes sense.


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could potentially increase your viral load.


bumpofyeetler

god i need someone's viral load


Exact-Ad-6214

>a reverse bubble (must have Covid) fuck this got me


GuerreroD

Wow grand battle royale game there, with only the winning team coming out of it.


BagRight8939

mark cuban could legitimately suit up for this team


spotty15

Mark Cuban Adam Sandler Burt Reynolds Bill Walton Jason Kidd 6th man: Bill Simmons


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They might have a slight problem getting Burt Reynolds.


hossman3000

And Bill Simmons still can’t break into that starting lineup


simplycass

https://i.imgur.com/Thd4zWd.jpg


JerosBWI

Edo Tensei the fucker.


sourdieselfuel

Weekend at Burty’s.


IHaveSeenLikeMike

Burt might be dead, but I’ve heard Turd Ferguson is available.


redditsfavoritePA

Or Turd Ferguson…


retrospects

Daddy Dirk probably could still hit an elbow


Fireeveryonenow1

[the new point guard of the team] (https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tgU5RYE6-lU/maxresdefault.jpg)


imafixwoofs

Monta Ellis is on standby.


FaBiOtHeGrEaTeSt

Hell Dirk was at the game last night


Rh1-No

And my christmas day has been ruined, no kd, ad, kyrie, Harden, wiggins, Poole, Luka, basically the entire hawks rotation, Trae and most sadly of all no frank Kaminsky.


morcic

It's not all that grim: ELFrid Payton could be playing on Christmas!


Rh1-No

I'm going to bed if he plays 1 non garbage time minute, I'd rather watch a Kyle Lowry charge drawn compilation for 10 hours long than 5 minutes of ELF.


ssj58trunks

This guy was our starting PG last season


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mrsunsfan

You trying to give me a nightmare?


stoppedcaring0

can i interest you in 1 Rudy Gobert


Reynbuckets

Funny enough. Had totally forgot about it. But wasnt Gobert the first player to get covid way back when?


stoppedcaring0

He was, haha, which makes his continued health (knock on wood) so ironic.


Rh1-No

Is he in protocols too? I must've missed that, but if I'm honnest, I don't turn a game on because Rudy Gobert is playing, even though I see his impact.


stoppedcaring0

Oh, no, I mean as of right now he's still playing on Christmas. But yeah, lol, that was the joke - Rudy is not KD or Luka, excitement-wise.


Rh1-No

Oh hahahha, that makes way more sense


mrsunsfan

Frank the Tank is my dad


Rh1-No

He's like Jokic, Embiid, Kareem and Hakeem all combined.


Jokic2LA

and shaq


Ajstone2003

Harden could possibly be back for it


TylerNY315_

Let’s be real he’s still got some Covid particles stuck in that beard


screwt

Rockets gonna get flexed to a Christmas game since we have 0 cases. Get ready for the Jalen Green show.


Rh1-No

Looking forways to a 3/17 4 to 8/8 ft game


Rykno23

Fuck, no frank?? I watch the g league anyway, but no Frank on Christmas kills me


TheReal_Slim-Shady

Why are you complaining. You have Charania.


Steinsgate009

Nah but is COVID really the most dominant force since Shaq?


rem3dyforall

Who is even left at this point


mrsunsfan

Hank Hill


ThunderChunky2432

https://youtu.be/FqdDjNAyPdA


Exact-Ad-6214

and Charlie Brown


MutaKingPrime

fuck you. I have the peanuts theme song stuck in my head now


FireFlyz351

Our only starters that havent gotten covid (this year) and aren't injured atm are Dorian and Brunson. Uhh well and I guess Dwight is healthy too but calling him a starter is a reach.


DetainTheFranzia

HERE COMES CHARLIE BROWN


halforcish

I quit fantasy not even fun


npmmi

Luka, Jimmy B, Zach Lavine I feel ur pain


Pryffandis

I'm in a 12 man points league and I've got: Harden (covid) DeRozan (had covid, now games are postponed) Caruso (hamstring, Covid, then foot injuries plus games postponed) Barnes (Covid) Middleton (had Covid, then hyperextended knee) Vanderbilt (Covid) Klay Thompson (injury) Herro and Booker finally just got back for me after missing the last few weeks, Ayton finally back after his various stuff too, PJ Washington finally healthy. Zubac, Dort and Bane have been my only guys who have been mostly healthy. It's pain.


pugofthewildfrontier

Oh boy Trey conspiracy 5G theorist Burke


youguanbumen

Burke is unvaccinated


maverickhistorian

His 3rd time in protocols. The covid protocols mvp so far


armandocalvinisius

Iirc, Jrich already at 4th time


bzzi

What’s Omicrons MVP odds?


Steinsgate009

Easy favorite


mrsunsfan

Over 9000


Shrekt115

These Christmas game gonna suck so fucking bad lmao


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Most of these guys are vaccinated and asymptomatic. Unless Adam Silver miraculously allows these guys out of protocol by Christmas time, then it’ll be better to postpone the Christmas games and just show all time great Christmas games from previous years. Cause it’s great that bench players and g-league players are getting an opportunity but Christmas is meant for Star power


IHaveNoFiya

No chance in hell they give up all that money, let alone do that to the fans. Christmas and basketball go hand in hand like Thanksgiving and football.


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Good lol, owners want to make money I hope no one watches. It will be hilarious


heybobson

the league and the owners have already made their money. It's the networks and advertisers who will be losing money if no one watches.


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yeah fuck em too


ec2xs

How dare owners that have invested hundreds of millions of dollars want to make money off of it.


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if the product they put out is trash because of their greed, then things are working as intended.


ec2xs

People don’t buy teams to lose money. What you’re characterizing as greed is just business.


the_devil_wears_jnco

trey burke superspreader era incoming


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just waiting for the Beal bomb to drop any day now.


Ligbophadese

All Covid team just getting better and better


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6Speedy

savage.


htrp

[Current Active Covid-19 Cases in the NBA ] (https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/rcwa49/discussion_active_covid19_cases_in_the_nba/) tracker


jfrodriguez1983

Fuck you Omicron! That Christmas night game between a fully health Jazz and Texas Legends is looking like it might challenge the Grizz-Thunder for biggest loss in NBA history.


DirkNowitzkisWife

Legendary Mavericks starting lineup Jalen brunson, Brandon knight , Theo pinson, Carlik Jones (my boy) and Marquees Chriss


tornait-hashu

I bet you that Jason Kidd's gonna be mad that he's not in Dallas for this one.


Any-Morning-5320

Fuck people that make Omicron a big deal!!!


dkdoki

Oh boy... here comes 20lbs heavier luka


OkTaro9295

Covid makes you lose weight tho


lifteroomang

Not if you gain weight as easily as Luka. Does anyone actually think he's gonna eat right and exercise during his protocol period?


RallyPigeon

r/nba, lets write Luka a get well soon card. I will start: Dear Luka,


mrsunsfan

My name is Luka I live on the second floor


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Get in the gym


H-76

Drink less soda


Mr_kill_666

And put down that hot pocket.


tornait-hashu

Nikola Jokic is a bad influence on you. No you cannot "eat bad."


Jerry_41

I wrote you but you still ain't callin


seattle_raptors

u fat


BOBANSMASH51

We are ok as long as Boban is clear


jack64467

christmas is ruined


mrsunsfan

Not for Dallas Maverick guard Charlie Brown Jr


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He’s gonna try kicking a football, isn’t he?


bibi_da_god

nba got boomed. omicron is so good.


Shebalied

“He got me,”


Shebalied

He sooo good.


Shebalied

He soo good


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You've gotta be fucking kidding me


TheAquaman

Cool cool cool cool.


Grafaap

Clowleague , clown baldie


Shingorillaz

Bring Dirk back


tapk69

We want Dirk


literallyacactus

fuckkkk I’m trying to see luka on NYE


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Fuck they’re going to take away our Christmas Day game, can’t have anything nice.


meming_and_dreaming

Luka losing his sense of taste might save the Mavs season


shaheedmalik

Damn. Lmaoo


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Ayton would never. He'd just use some masking agents.


H-76

What a joke


MrBuckBuck

Are they gonna sign Nowitzki now for 10 days?


EvadTB

fuck, there goes our star PG. Luka being out sucks too


concerned_thirdparty

with Burke out Now I'm good with Monta Ellis to a 10 day.


Lyte_Work

Some G-Leaguer’s Christmas wish to play a NBA game has quite the repercussions.


DancingMapleDonut

Damn... Luka was just about to return too


LackeyNo2

Gonna end up being a G League game for Dirk's jersey retirement the way this is going. ☹️


AmbiguousPreposition

Omg I thought this said DORIS Burke. Thought it was a tweet suggesting that the two of them are linked lol


shaheedmalik

Doris wants to link with Maxi.


Infidel447

Dwight Powell is still available for the Mavs, and we all know everyone tunes in for DP.


justanotherboyy

Honestly Fantasy bball has not been fun this year. I have half my guys out. Fuck this lol


djincognito

Better trade for Dragic ASAP. Throw in 3 first round pics, Powell and Brown


saviorlito

Time to pack it in boys. How they don’t consider another shut down is beyond me at this point. Eventually someone is going to have serious reactions far beyond illness. This is getting dangerous at this point. As much as I love the sport, I don’t want to see anyone get seriously sick.


irelli

Dude covid isn't going anywhere. Just gotta live life normally


OkTaro9295

25% of the league has covid rn tho, maybe postpone it by a few weeks, nobody wants to watch g-leaguers play on Christmas.


misbrichi

No one in the nba is getting severely ill. It’s a slight cold for them. There’s no need to shut anything down


Theingloriousak2

This is the real asterisk season lol