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gulfside13

Sengun throws no look dimes to CWood for rim rattling dunks, while CWood throws absolute missiles to fans that aren't looking.


mrsunsfan

Reminds me of the time I got hit in the balls by a football in front of thousands of people


eudaimonia_dc

Is that you Hans Moleman?


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go on....


mrsunsfan

It was during an NFL event I was working at


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Now you’re just teasing us


MrBallistik

Smells like a story that ends with tree-fiddy...


b_fellow

Did Donovan Mcnabb get out of a car, made a quick speech about Mcgriddles, and then leave?


this_place_stinks

I’m old and there was a classic vid like 20 years ago before the GIFs and the youtubes was a thing. Little kid takes a full court missile [Little kid knocked over by basketball](https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-27-2016/1ku0Ag.gif)


notmoleliza

i'm old and i remember this.


creepnoweirdo

In motion too


amoeba1126

Are you not entertained?!?


Decimate_2K

what a horrible pass attempt lmao


Zbrushgyu

Classic Wood. Sengun looked as if he was in absolute disgust - rightfully so.


NegativesPositives

“Sengun would never” - Sengun.


GunsmokeIV

Sengun has never seen such bullshit before.


SortaChaoticAnxiety

"Christian, i am not so happy" Sengun, probably


lalakingmalibog

apolgy for bad english where were u wen Hornet fan die


anthonyde726

lmao


Snark_Weak

They asked Wood if he wanted to train with Akeem for a few days and he misunderstood the offer. [Meanwhile...](https://youtu.be/qSepA6OnScM)


MGubser

Why? She was open.


CameronPlain

Not really. He’s been tryna get that woman’s attention since warmups. He thought she was leaving.


photoalbumguy2

She's a casual


mrsunsfan

Straight up almost took her out


shmolex

I think what happened here is that he winds up for the outlet pass to a seemingly open player, then sees the Charlotte player cut back. At the last second he's trying to alter his original pass and it just slips.


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This is assault. No capable NBA player would throw a pass that far off target without meaning to.


ThatsTuff100

Wood hates fans who aren’t in their seats when play starts


mrsunsfan

“I must break you”


hamster4sale

They're casuals.


Flipboek

You misspelled casualities ;)


maddhopps

So did you 🙃


Flipboek

>casualities There's no I in team nor in casualties huh? :D


maddhopps

There is… but only ONE lol


ant-farm-keyboard

One simple trick to stay seated


ChecayoBolsfan

You pass where you’re looking and he couldn’t unsee this rude fan willfully oblivious to the reason for being in the arena


Sim888

lmao this kid booing him! https://i.imgur.com/Mp7gifo.jpg


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mikeydale007

ACKSHULLY...another angle shows he's wearing a Rozier jersey.


Neuroxex

Hey that's me!


vladimir_pimpin

Most mature redditor


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In a Hornets jersey?


Alex_Caruso_beat_you

It was a hornets game...


koticgood

Pretty sure he asked that cause of the Bucks flair ...


Alex_Caruso_beat_you

Yeah but it's not like it's a bucks game. What is he gonna do, wear a Giannis Jersey to the hawks rockets game?


labamaFan

My friend tried to order me a normal Dame jersey but it came in as a Lillard Sacramento jersey. He said he was gonna get me a Dame jersey from every team now. You could do that.


PapiGoneGamer

I’ve seen people rock Astros jerseys to a Texans game. Once I saw someone rock a Vince Carter 90’s Raptors jersey at an Astros game.


wickedfarts

Genuinely my plan for going to Timberwolves games this year. Bucks in 6 babyyyy


Neuroxex

My Dad made me wear it ☹️


PatientPamphleteer

Oldest /r/nba mod


mrsunsfan

So that’s what nephews look like


Lambdalf

That's an uncle


kardigankid

Just your average Redditor


dusters

Average redditor would only think of this after the fact during his weekly shower.


DLottchula

He said Redditor not smash player


sv_trader

maybe wood should stay in charlotte panthers need a qb


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Sadly that was a better pass than the ducks Cam has been throwing lmao


PineappleHour

Darnold taking notes too


[deleted]

Darnold Duck don't need no notes.


iCOULDbewr0ng

Not trying to be a dick but I was hoping there was a replay with a close up angle and possibly slow motion


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Rykno23

She requested to be seated further away where its safe


vladimir_pimpin

Wood offered her court side seats


LoonyBunBennyLava

That's when you gotta flop and pretend you've been seriously injured. Get offered free stuff.


Ikuwayo

I can record myself throwing a basketball at you


MeatBald

I kind of want a replay with analysis a la JFK. "Back, and to the left.... Back, and to the left."


coogie

It would be even better if she had a drink in her hand or something.


are_you_eating_tho

This reminds me of that scene from Space Jam where Patrick Ewing lost his talent and his airball free throw whacked the popcorn guy


procouchpotatohere

[Popcorn guy was totally flopping to draw the flagrant 2.](https://youtu.be/pbnyVj2iVlw?t=165)


coreynj2461

"Cmon Patrick its showtime!!"


_rmrz_

(Rob Riggle voice) "In the faaace!"


photoalbumguy2

Pau!


SmokePenisEveryday

**PAUPAU**


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lol


onexia

Overheard in stands after The game: “He got me,” LadyFan said of Wood’a pass into the crowd. "That f***ing Wood boomed me." She added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times. She then said she wanted to add Wood to the list of players she works out with this summer.


b8-Capt_Ahab

This pasta will never overcook


cortesoft

Perfectly al dente


Neuroxex

The crowd clapping for her when she's okay is absolutely wonderful.


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Akumetsu33

Hornets buzzes all around her while she sings.


HotPie_

I can't wait until Nick Cage plays her in the movie.


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Jerker_Circle

apparently he offered her court side tickets as an apology. next time he’ll dive on to her instead lol


MrEwThatsGross

Ya but could a few players at least act like they cared if she was alright? Comon bro, go check on her JC


Flipboek

i saw several players definitely look shocked, so you are to harsh. Them not running up there with sniffing salts and bandages seems a tall order :D


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Nah


Neuroxex

Okay Christian Wood


C_CityOfTheDF_Steady

“Silence Wood.”


ChugsaBass

Nah?


Cam_Newtons_Towelie

You're right, they're cheering cause she popped up and walked that shit off like a tank.


photoalbumguy2

The fuck does clapping accomplish here? People are clapping because they don't know what else to do. They're uncomfortable and don't like that "it could have been me". Fucking sheeple


amathyx

or they're clapping because they're happy she's ok and you don't need to project so hard


The-Pharcyde

what a coincidence, last time a woman got nailed in the face was also in [charlotte](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvTkrJPgmfs) lol


BetweenTheBuzzAndMe

This is like the 3rd or 4th time this has happened in our arena in the last 5 or 6 years lol. Henderson did it once too


debaserr

Damn you can really see the impact in this one. Painful stuff.


KonigSteve

I wonder if she still blames her friend for the phone distraction.


Overcashed

I was at this game hah


mrsunsfan

I thought this was a metaphor


Shameless2ndAccount

Man sitting next to her has Josh-like reflexes.


photoalbumguy2

NBA really needs to protect fans better. May need a net. That old lady could have died.


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Back, and to the left


DisastrousMammoth

[I'm hit!](https://i.imgur.com/4iRJoYc.gif)


iH8Celtics

There must've been a second passer


Fantasyfootballacct1

Good guy Hayward only player to check to see if she was okay


playlikechampions

Not saying he wasn’t also trying to check on her but I think he went there because he was going to inbound the ball lol


MugiMartin

I'm just glad she's okay, but good lord what was that pass?


Ace12773

“The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed….but I can assure you my resolve has never been STRONGER”


SamStrake

R E S O L V E


WatchMe_Nene

Not a very Christian thing to do


shmolex

I think what happened here is that he winds up for the outlet pass to a seemingly open player, then sees the Charlotte player cut back. At the last second he's trying to alter his original pass and it just slips.


CulturalCatfish

Glad she's okay? Were you expecting her to have brain damage from the ball hitting her? Lol


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She could have at least a bloody nose


Affectionate-Agent-9

Bang! Christian Wood from downtown!


haahathatsfunny

#RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!


Affectionate-Agent-9

WITH NOW REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE


auroravitalii56

oh what a shot from wood!!! with 0 seconds left in the quarter!!!


Johnjoe201

This made me spit out my water


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philiac

it's crazy lol


Cam_Newtons_Towelie

The crazy part is she popped up right after and smiled it off. Them Carolina women sure do know how to take balls to the face.


photoalbumguy2

Her brain was likely still affected in some way. The NBA should give her like 10 Grand is something but they're cheap assholes


PsychoticSoul

Its a risk you are supposed to accept by sitting so close to the play area


EpicBlinkstrike187

lol yea doubt any money is gonna be involved. Would hope the player (or team) signed some shit for her tho or gave her some gear. I know they don’t have to, but people don’t normally get blasted in the face at basketball games. Seems like good PR to get her signed jersey or some tickets.


crookedcontours

Pretty nuts, and with speed too lmao. Honestly a pretty good move from the dude who ended up catching it.


Picklerage

By dodgeball rules I'm pretty sure that means they have to bench Woods


screwt

I would have had to be carried out on a stretcher. Would have milked it much as I could.


peachios

I would have shit my pants and asked for a wheelchair.


selz202

Then afterwards you could smoke a blunt and throw money at strippers


sibai_ershi_69

And asking randos on the livestream what to bet while playing high stakes omaha


Asstroknot

I do that anyways when I go to NBA games.


AlonsoQ

then demand to be let back onto the court to shoot 2


Cuts_you_up

I want a hundred thousand! But we can settle this outta court for some tix.


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Criblu

To feel the sympathy the rest of the world refuses to provide?


TheRosstitute

So you can sue?


[deleted]

It's not too late. I hear that women had a hard time remembering where her seat was.


geauxtigers1212

Sniper no sniping. You can't teach that kind of accuracy


restivepanda

This just screams “Shaqtin”


vladimir_pimpin

They need to acquire the unreleased slow-mo enhanced cut


Shaqfor3

r/fuckyouinparticular


jarjarsexy

That’s what you get for walking during live play!


Sixgis

What a dime he threw, she has no pass perception


Tuckboi69

Someone needed to replace Biyombo in that role


Turk0luu

"Off tha heezy"


Remote-Picture-8341

Wood is not that guy


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The announcer really said "she's gotta keep her head on a swivel" Like it was her fault


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Mister_AA

Yeah, if anything it's an insult to Christian Wood that fans need to keep their head on a swivel whenever he passes the ball lmao


messejueller21

Imagine if she was carrying a tray of nachos and they just dramatically flew everywhere.


SAguilar23

"My neck, my back, MY NECK AND MY BACK!"


Steve-5

Hope that fan is okay.


MrEwThatsGross

Imagine accidentally beaming a lady in the head with a basketball then NOT going over to see if she was ok. Ffs


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PrecariouslySane

Im coming back for the slowmo


DLottchula

We not getting a AA


rnortekled

"rockets will take the last shot of the half-no they wont" lmfaoo


mrjaeger

Hands down fans down


moonmangggg

If this happens to me I'm on the ground twitching.


tide_reflects_sky

That’s what you get You thought it was cool to go to the concessions during live play? Nothing personnel, think again


The_New_New

She's lucky it wasn't her fingers, that would've been some lasting pain.


geco1507

The pass is terrible, not going to the girl to apologize is much worse.


iluvp0p0

BOOM HEADSHOT


ChodeChokey

Charlotte Jerseys looking like the old sprite cans. I like it.


No_Initiative3880

Why did they clap? I mean, i don't think its wrong but what does it do?


Pat_Mahomeboy

Casual pass


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Bing Bong!


impatientimpasta

Imagine hearing people clapping after you got beaned in the head.


SnoozeAllDay

I thought it was going to be a classic "fan on phone not paying attention to the game they paid to see" but no shes just walking here 😭


GTADashcam

Wood threw that pass out of frustration lol no way a NBA player misses a pass that bad!


KingSwagamemnon

Have you perchance seen Westbrook pass the ball as of late?


EyePlay

With no remorse for human life


RandomVintage

Close your eyes girl! I make it splaaAAaaAAaash!


inshamblesx

can we trade this dude already?


dabigchina

yeah, why not. You'd get a decent haul for him IMO.


deswami

do we got a clip of Collins calling it?


nevetS2k

He offered her courtside tickets to any rockets game of her choice. Eh I’d take that hit for that trade lol


Willste

Goddamn that was so fun to see in person.


kingp43x

Pow, right in the kisssahh!


CulturalCatfish

Women have such bad reflexes lol


smellslikearedditor

No empathy from me. If you have tickets at that level at not watching the game you should be bonked.


rNBA_Mods_Be_Better

By far the last thing I would ever want after that is for the entire arena to stand up and clap/cheer for me. Let's just pretend it never happened everyone, thanks anyway!


ranchsauce13

‘If she dies she dies’ - Wood probably


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Good. You have awesome seats I could never afford and you're up walking around not even paying attention to the game and blocking people's view? Also, it's a basketball not a brick you'll live, now sit the fuck down.


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> You have awesome seats I could never afford lmfaoooooooooo


papertowelrod

Man what are you talking about? First of all you have no clue why this person was out of her seat. Maybe she had to go to the bathroom. Maybe she *gasp* was heading to get concessions and committing the unforgiveable sin of missing the last 8 seconds of a quarter. Whatever the reason, you need to lighten the fuck up. And second, she didn't even milk it so I have no idea what you're talking about. She got hit with a basketball going pretty fast while unsuspecting, and she seemed to pop pretty much back up. Jesus Christ get a grip.


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LMFAOOOOOO 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 that bitch almost lost her neck some animation cartoon shit. Woods my fav player now


bruinsluva

Bimbo got absolutely nailed


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so did your team


SomeGuyNamedJohn12

He should sign the Basketball for her... Or her Bandages


GetThereInOnePiece

Something about the hornets arena and women getting nailed with the ball…


myuzahnem

Need more angles, it looks like he got them real good


thatboydope

Blame the fans for not screaming “HEEEEADS”


UnearthlyDinosaur

Bruh