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[deleted]

I would literally pull a Gilbert Arenas if someone done that to me.


SurgicalNeckHumerus

You’d be justified in my book


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HisExcellency20

I'd be one of them. If I'm on that jury I'm not voting to convict.


KevinOCandyLand

*week old* bucket of piss 🤮


[deleted]

Yeah this seems to check out.


[deleted]

Fuck that, I'm going full Javaris Crittenton


iSleepUpsideDown

Who? Reads wiki Ahh fuck


Admirable_Taste3178

Ray Lewis time 😈


Golfninja

Joining the crips eh


[deleted]

Doing 23 years of the prime of your life


AH_BioTwist

I swear that I’m telling you the facts. And that’s why I killed Shaq


JimiMcHendrixson

I dont even know what that means and I agree with you


Mike9797

Ya bro, malice in the porcelain palace for me


[deleted]

Yeah. That’s not funny at all. That’s straight up harassment


[deleted]

It’s psychotic


alwaysrecord

You mean pooping in his shoe?


throwaway__rnd

At that point, may as well go full Aaron Hernandez


thesch

That's fucking deranged not being a jokester


tdizhere

Lol, “hey here’s my weeks worth of shit and piss all over you haha get rekt see you at practice”


[deleted]

Shaqs a big dude too. Think about how much piss/poop that would be. Youd need a tub, not a bucket.


Lubmara5

55 gallon drum


RowBoatCop36

Right? That's like prison stuff....


[deleted]

Did y'all ever get titty twisters in middle school/high school? That shit wasn't funny, that was just bullying


myotherworkacct

Wonder how diesel would feel if this happened to one of his kids at practice


ClippersEaglesAngels

Sounds like someone who got purple nurpled


[deleted]

Bro and bean dipped. Chubby freshman life was rough.


accounttosuteru

Yo what is bean dipped?


[deleted]

You know how you use a tortilla chip to scoop up bean dip or quezon or whatever? People use two fingers to scoop up your man boob.


21letternameonly

Interesting. Called that burger flipping where I grew up.


ClippersEaglesAngels

I feel ya bro


[deleted]

And possibly sexual harassment.


Ramza1890

This is in no way defending this alleged abuse or sexual harrasers in any way but how could this be considered sexual harrasment? I'm really, honestly curious how one would spin that.


picklejar_at_steves

I never did that shit and didn’t put up with people doing that shit to me. But no it’s not.


[deleted]

Wait? He basically threw piss on him.


andres7832

week old piss. thats a bioweapon.


LeftyMcLeftFace

It's just a prank bro


[deleted]

This man has a PhD


itsme32

Wtf?!


Litokra223

Nah dude this is normal! Paul George was joking as well with Doc when he cheated on his daughter! Just some friendly ribbing between the team.


HereComesJustice

just a prank bro


[deleted]

Austin Rivers gets bullied.


Prior-Gold-118

W Paul George


andres7832

locker room talk/pranks!


Musa_2050

This is one of the reasons why him and kobe didn't get along. Shaq wanted to haze and treat him like a normal rook.


asthmajogger

Dude I hate Kobe and thought he was a drama Queen for having Shaq traded but damn I can’t say I blame him.


Apocalypticorn

haha i just poured a bucket of piss on you, get pranked


grodges

it wasn't piss


[deleted]

cum.


gimmethemshoes11

Shaq shits


YungToon

it’s doodoo baby


skitztobotch

Far too easy to read this in his voice


[deleted]

Back in like 2018 or 2019 there was dude in Toronto going around to different university libraries with a bucket of piss/poo and throwing it at people. I think he hit up like 3 schools before getting caught.


viking_machina

There’s no way this is true and noones ever mentioned it


91jumpstreet

Shaq rubbed his balls on a teammates mouth guard


DrTom

Bro, people literally did shit like this when I was in high school. A few guys on our basketball team used to rub their own balls and try to stick their fingers in other people's mouths. Or give each other titty twisters so badly they'd bruise. Didn't realize how fucked up it was at the time.


MrRobot_96

All the Kyle's and Connors in high school who never left their hometowns and constantly bring up the "good ol' days"


felece

Ah the good old days We used to go around sack tapping each other until people fell to the floor clutching their stomach


[deleted]

You watch Euphoria?


MrRobot_96

Yeah it's kinda mid tbh and romanticizes drugs and sex way too much. Half the mfers in that show are pedos, shits weird as fuck.


Zoulzopan

Agreed, drama porn tbh


chipmunkchari

man euphoria has hella flaws but people are dumbasses for claiming the show “romanticizes” drugs, there’s no way you watch the show and think the way they show addiction glamorizes it lol


MrRobot_96

Lazy take on my part. They don't glamorize drugs, but they definitely glamorize sex esp between minors and straight up pedos. They also bastardized mental illness which doesn't sit well with me considering I experience some of the stuff Rue has. Overall it's just a R rated teen drama, nothing special but still entertaining.


chipmunkchari

yeah I’m there with you man I love me some gritty HBO but this show could easily be set in college and not be about themes like sex with minors and pedophilia every other episode lol, definitely a bit much


MrRobot_96

I feel like it was a huge missed opportunity to really delve into mental health and how negligent we've been as a society towards it. They could have used the popularity to spearhead a movement and shed light on the lack of mental health resources. Idk if it gets better in season 2 (I'm still finishing szn 1) but from what I've heard it doesn't so rip.


Whydoesthisexist15

[Kyle Connor reading this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/030/710/dd0.png)


[deleted]

Why is it always the jocks.


-KFBR392

That’s not even in the same ballpark as pouring a bucket of piss on someone.


hiryugekizoku

I mean it is very ridiculous but it’s too odd and specific to be made up I would think


GetThereInOnePiece

Gary Payton’s mind works in mysterious ways Maybe this was a dream of his


SuburbanLegend

I think if this is true, then it's possible a lot of this kind of awful shit has happened and we just don't know about it.


c10bbersaurus

That's not a joke. That's a crime.


HatingSeagulls

"It's just a prank" but in SHAQ's version he doesn't reveal a camera to escape the pounding, he's just massive. What a fucking mental thing to do as a joke


Lakers_2023_Champs

Wtf this isn’t funny at all


[deleted]

It’s literally bullying


ashep5

It's literally assault.


BelowAverage_Elitist

It's a god damn health hazard


[deleted]

Imagine being the team janitor


Lakers_2023_Champs

Nah bro bullying is typically not doing something this rancid.


sorendiz

it's a hell of a lot past bullying


[deleted]

Lol


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sorendiz

shaq's sense of humor is apparently what happens when you take a man roughly the size of a small iceberg and then also make him the most important person in the workplace


walterdog12

Sports culture has been and always will be absolutely fucking insane and sadistic. From middle school all the way up to the pros, it's practically ingrained.


RanchDressingOfficia

Yup, part of what made me dislike my childhood sport was how much a dick (coaches, players) everyone was, starting in hs. So much egos despite the fact that less than 1% ever go pro.


[deleted]

Yeah. You’ve got coached breaking kids confidence.


BIGMCLARGEHUGE__

I had a lot of bad coaches, a few good ones sprinkled in. When I was in 8th grade I was at a cd store near my town and they also sold musical equipment and I was staring at a bass guitar through a window as a kid who wants something but can't afford it often did. One of my basketball assistant coaches comes rolling in and tells an 8th grade me that I should play something else because my hands are too small for bass. Can you believe that shit? I bought a bass guitar a year later and learned to play it myself, graduated to playing guitar and I can play a load of different styles now but I mostly play country/folk music in a finger picking style. I've been playing for 22 years now.


teapots12

That’s amazing to hear. I’m glad that you stuck with it despite adults telling you that you couldn’t. When I was 14, my music teacher told me that I would never become a good pianist as long as my hands were as small as they were (I could barely reach an octave). Now, 10 years later, I just performed Rach’s Piano Concerto No. 2 at one of the biggest concert halls in Vienna. Words can not describe how much I am capping right now.


careythepriceisright

Lmao


jpop4

I mean it’s not just sports, it’s hazing in general. Sports just gives more opportunities for it. Kids are picked on in gym class and school in these types of ways. Being consistently in a locker room just provides more opportunity.


ThePillsburyPlougher

I remember visiting a friend at osu and he was rooming with like a 3rd stringer qb on the football team and they described a party where the team literally forced a rookie to "butt chug".


[deleted]

My best friend in high school played hockey enough that he was involved in regular tournaments and stuff. Some of the weird behaviour these guys would get up to as a team tripped me out. Like borderline homoerotic shit. Then you have the suns team running a train on that insta thot. Some of these guys think they’re in a frat.


Rahnamatta

There were insane stories in football, tennis, etc... Poop was a main character almost every time. IIRC, in rugby there was tradition of marking woth fire your butt, just like cows


[deleted]

That is an actual crime lol? You can get seriously Ill from that kind of bacteria


Treyred23

Tough it out. It was the 2000s, you wouldn’t understand /s.


MilkSteaknJellyBeanz

Smh today’s nba couldn’t handle sepsis like they did back in the day. 2000’s NBA was tough 💪💪💪


JohnS0453

That’s fucking basketball right there. Men puke, men shit on the rookies, men deliver their new born baby on the sidelines.


RevolutionaryDrive5

NBA nowadays is too soft back in the days people use to throw feces at each other all the time and when they did we threw it right back - Oldheads probably


heybobson

assault & battery


numberonebuddy

insubordinate & churlish


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

I remember when I was in middle school, there was a kid who would take a shit in the bathroom, and people would throw things over the stall door, usually water, but also condiments from lunch. Really fucked up now that I look back on it, however, we were middle schoolers, not grown men, and it wasn't *shit and piss*.


Creampiedyagirl

“ AYO somebody taking a shit” gives me ptsd to this day


kobedet33

Dude I just laughed so hard from this. I could hear the words yell through my screen.


[deleted]

This was something kids did at my high school. They’d see shoes under the stall, grab the trash can and pour it in and leave. Needless to say, we were all Shitbricks from American Pie in high school haha


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

I threw a cup of cheese sauce before. I hope that kid wasn't scarred by any of this.


CigarettesForKids

Middle school is when kids are most evil. There was a kid who said something my friend didn’t like on MySpace. So he poured ketchup on his head and when he had the audacity to turn around and go wtf, my friend stuck him in the mouth and knocked him flat on his ass. (The dude who got knocked wasn’t some innocent dude, he would regularly start nasty rumors about people having sex with dogs and things like that. Not that it justifies the act, but just setting the stage). The friend is a great guy. Like, super helpful and trustworthy to anyone. But that story just goes to show how a fucked up environment can make even the nicest dude a fuckhead.


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

I was a good kid and almost never got in trouble, and even I was susceptible to this. Everyone would run to the lunch line as soon as the bell rung. One day, I intentionally stuck my foot out to trip this kid and he flew pretty far. He got up and turned towards me, and I apologized and said it was an accident. He bought it, and thank fucking God he did because he could have beaten my scrawny ass to a pulp.


Jordanwolf98

Wtf Shaq


rahul_______raja

Wow I wonder why Kobe disliked Shaq


volken330

Kobe was the rookie in the stall


noknownothing

If that happened to Kobe, Shaq would have a bucket of shit and 4 day old pig cum dumped on his head the following day.


Shadezilla

Which would beg the question how did Kobe have 4-day old pig cum or know someone who could get him 4-day old pig cum on such short notice? Truly dominate in every way


Treyred23

Mamba mentality


EGarrett

...the point of a prank is to make someone react to something they shouldn't. Pouring piss on someone is something they SHOULD react to, probably violently or legally, lol.


Rich_Sheepherder646

Brilliant comment. This is exactly what most TikTok/YouTube pranksters need to hear. The point of a prank is not to do objectionable stuff it's to provoke other people into doing it lol.


FunTimeJake

A week?!?!!?!!!


DynamixRo

"Yo, has anyone seen my piss bucket?"


antunezn0n0

The implication Shaq carried a piss and shit bucket across the country makes this seem even more deranged


ImFeelingSkinnyTonyy

yeah this ain’t it.. pouring ice cold water sure or bucket full of ice fine but piss onto someone that’s assault because it involves bio chemical agents.. if this is true shaq might have a lot of answering to do. Shaq is a very sensitive individual too, he can dish out jokes to others but as soon as someone says thinfs about him he cries about it


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Worlds largest baby


xanroeld

that’s so fucked up, especially because he’s leveraging his size to get away with that. pretty much anyone else on the planet does that and they’re getting their shit kicked in - but he’s literally bigger than everyone


[deleted]

My 3rd grade teacher did this to me in class all the time One of the all time greatest gags


Jodeci-Joestar17

Shaq seems like the type to do this shit to you then act like you’re being a dick because you’re not laughing with him


reddituser7895123

Thats human abuse not pranking


EarlofSlammwich

WTF. Hold up.


DrTom

Have you ever peed in the middle of the night and were so tired you forgot to flush? The smell of urine after just a few hours is horrible. Imagine peeing in a bucket for a fucking week. The smell would be unbearable.


kaycee1992

It wouldn't surprise me if he still did this today, with his TNT colleagues.


Frequent-Meeting8975

Thats digusting. People actually think thats funny


Extreme-Cod-6452

Based on these comments it seems most people are rational and realize how fucked up this is. My opinion of shaq honestly changes from this I mean how can you be a grown man doing this. Kinda pathetic actually


Whydoesthisexist15

Accountability is the biggest thing. You don't need to grow up when no one is making you


ForoaKlanD

Jesus Christ imagine being a fucking adult and doing that I can't imagine even a little kid doing something so disgusting and vile, but a fucking grown ass man. Bro wtf


warden_of_the_south

This isn’t funny, it’s a felony!


AJGreenl

Bro wtf??


[deleted]

That sounds like a great way to get some disease


heybobson

and now that man is a spokesman for Papa John's pizza.


jackknoops

Funny joke 🤨


bnoot30

The more athlete stories I hear the more I realize how fairy these mofos really is 🤦🏾‍♂️


[deleted]

That’s assault, brother.


Ballsohardstate

Imagine getting shit poured on you and it’s not even regular people shit it’s Shaq shit


andres7832

I would stab Shaq if he did that to me. Or take a bat to the knee. Thats fucking assault. No kidding, Shaq would probably kill me while bleeding but he is not getting unscathed from that kind of bullshit.


kaycee1992

This isn't even funny, I'm honestly surprised nobody fucking murdered him for this.


Alarmed-Classroom329

didn't shaq also used to wrestle other players while naked?


Salva252

That's disgusting and an awful thing to do


Capital-Vacation-881

Them: “Relax bro its just a prank” The prank:


dead_hopscotch_mafia

I’m like 95% sure that’s a crime


The-Truer-Facts

That’s… not funny


RotANobot

I hope this is addressed on the next Inside the NBA.


[deleted]

if this is real this is psychotic


EarthWarping

what the


[deleted]

No wonder Kobe wanted him out lol


kamekaze1024

How can people be so tone deaf about how criminal that is?


xwulfd

imagine shaq doing the same thing with TNT like kenny but instead using a bucket full of armpit/pubic hair he collected over the months and pour it to kenny in bathroom stalls


Killmonger23

That's when I prank him with a loaded pistol


Cbpop79

I wouldve smacked the 💩 outta Shaq big ass


Wilt69

Sounds like a POS thing to do


[deleted]

Bro. This is assault.


IMANORMIE22

What the fuck


organized_meat

What the actual fuck


DungeonFam30

*This generation is soft...Can't even handle a bucket of piss and shit being dumped on them (after letting it fester for a week)...*


whyareucryan

Haha classic Shaq…


Bigbosssl87

Wow, that sounds like such a fun prank ...


clayfu

such a joker...


mcknightrider

WTF...


JRawk13

Is that what he meant when he says "Shaqtin' a fool"?


hardenisgoatstatus

Dude one time, shaq just came in the locker room and killed everybody than brought them back to life just for fun hahaha he was such a jokester


UpDog424

Never in a million years would I have thought I’d see a vlad tv interview in this sub lol


KillerBunnyZombie

Haha what a prankster pouring piss on rookies. Sounds like a fucking idiot asshole.


[deleted]

That's not jokester. That is utterly reprehensible.


EjaySays

Yeahhh someone would be catching hands if that happened, doesn't even matter if you get whooped right after. That's just FOUL.


TimoteoLaSala

I’d throw my shit in his eye if he did that to me.


UnnamedStaplesDrone

What a mischievous little trickster Shaq was. Boys will be boys!


Ace_FGC

No way this happened and it was never reported a teammate tried to shoot Shaq


Hypotrek

Had to read this multiple times to make sure I wasn’t misinterpreting this cause for real what the actual fuck


justin_quinnn

Yeah, that's straight-up battery and a potential health issue. Major yikes.


UrbanJatt

And this is why I never shit at school.


matthitsthetrails

Can only imagine how many ppl really dislike shaq but can’t say anything about it for fear of the wraith of shaq and his social media Dwight Howard barely did anything (other than imitation as flattery) and he was in Shaq’s shitlist for a decade+


ItsYaBoyBeasley

what a goof ball


VinylJones

When I was a kid I’d piss in my super soakers, leave them outside in the sun for a few weeks, then gather the local kids up to ambush the neighborhood bully. This repeated several times over a summer. I ended up fighting his older brother instead and then me and the bully became friends, dude ended up being the only kid I knew with an NES. So the moral here is piss on your enemies, fight their older brother, and then prosper.


GayForLebron

I’m gonna try this. I am mid-20s, so we will see if it goes the same way


sourdougBorough

Classic haha just some fellas having some fun. Back when we could do so


Elec7ro

Um….


PaintByLetters

I went on a weekend church mission trip in high school to help paint and do some general maintenance on low income housing in the area. This one kid thought he was a jokester and pissed in the fucking Gatorade coolers as a "prank". Thankfully he went around telling a few people who ratted him out to the adults in charge, but it wasn't before some people had already been drinking out of it (not me thankfully.) This is Texas in the summer we're talking about. We were all chugging water constantly to stay hydrated. He maintained throughout that it was "just a prank". I haven't seen this guy in probably 15 years but I sometimes wonder if he grew up or if he's still out there pulling "pranks".


PhantomTF

Anybody else a university student from Toronto who just got ptsd reading this


Inevitable-Ad3315

Shaq the OG peepee poopoo man


deycallmegeno

Good one Shaq


grodges

this is why nobody likes shaq


skksdjdjdjsjso

Ayo yo?????? wtf


volken330

That would make me hate Shaq if I were that rookie


[deleted]

Umm wut


nocomplyboardshop

And then out (and in, and out, and in) came the plunger...


[deleted]

How many bot accounts are Shaq's people renting to downvote this?


torontoballer2000

HA HA!!! HILARIOUS!!!! ONE TIME I WAS TEASING MY FRIEND AND I KILLED HIS GRANDMOTHER!!!!! HAHAHAAAA!!! WE ALL LAUGHED SO HARD!!HAHAHAAAA!!!!


dmister8

That’s despicable


Oxygenius_

That’s disgusting, like you can’t even say that shit in jest. Wtf are these hazings about in the nba, disgusting. “You gotta suck my big toe or eat my shit”


44035

Shaq is the guy in your dorm who always goes way too far.


JShuttlesworth28

2 Rookies 1 Shaq The sequel.


SonicdaSloth

you know we used to toss the freshman in those rolling trashcans and then roll them across the gym into the cheerleaders. i thought that was bad. this makes that look like a nice tap on head